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13:00 BST
J Trump (Eng) v D Junhui (Chn)
M Allen (NI) v K Wilson (Eng)
19:00 BST
J Higgins (Sco) v R Walden (Eng)
R O'Sullivan (Eng) v B Hawkins (Eng)
bit dead today unless there's another thread I missed
>>67092612
Yeah. I'm guessing it's because it's monday again.
>ding crumbling again
fucking chink
Just trump
Game on.
Am I going loopy or was there no morning session?
>>67092612
Some of us have to work m8 unfortunately
>>67092638
no morning session today
Now I want to see Judd lose after all this asskissing from the commentators... They are already talking about turning the match. What the hell?
>>67092653
How are you feeling today?
(It was you who was feeling ill yesterday wasn't it, or am I remembering wrong?)
Lad, why don't you use webm as thread images?
Her have a one from based EUROSPORT.
>>67092664
Thanks for asking! A little bit better, still groggy and achy though.
What just happened in Allen - Wilson?
>>67092671
can't imagine why all this precise geometry would appeal to a kraut
>get to watch snooker all day
One of the only benefits of being NEET
>>67092671
>webms or gifs in the OP
no thank you
>>67092711
>muh data
greasy little sixth former
>>67092594
>BALL CONTROL
>>67092690
>>67092711
Behead those who insult EUROSPORT desu
>>67092732
>Mark "The Human Leopard" Selby
>audience doesnt clap after ever single decent ball
afternoon is always better than evening games.
>>67092732
>the molester from Leicester
If you bottle this match Kryten mate, I swear.
>Bing 2015
>Ding 2016
Get fucked Jibb
>both matches will be finished by 3
i don't want to watch replays guys
>>67092805
Is this actually being broadcast on German telly?
>>67092833
you mean the clips or the games?
>>67092833
I'm watching it right now, Rolf Kalb is basically a legend here and has been commentating Snooker for 30 years on Eurosport Germany.
>>67092859
Sorry, I meant the games but I think >>67092861 has just answered my question
>>67092732
>Rolf Kalb
>random schedules
>we have to switch over to figure ice skating now, but you can continue to watch the match if you gibe moneys :^)
>Ronnie bias because he attracts viewers
>no cheeky snooker entertainment like Pot Quiz
>only recently started to show some of the interviews
No
>>67092805
Never knew german snooker coverage was directed by Ingmar Bergman.
>>67092881
Don't insult muh based Rolf Kalb, he isn't responsible for program scheduling.
ffs Kyren pls stop choking
Why are those little shits on pot quiz skiving?
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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Is there a more comfy feel then the snooker/audiobook/hot chocolate combo I think not
>You could really get your lips around that
>>67092962
you menstruating lad?
>>67092671
This of course is the official thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNKJ-sGpMuU
>>67092906
Okay, serious talk here. I like him, he's sympathetic, he has probably one of the greatest voices ever for a comfy sport like snooker, I can't count the times I had peaceful Kalb enhanced naps, but he's desperately missing a permanent co commentator who really played snooker on pro level. Almost everything he talks about is pseudo meta analysis, player gossip and twitter, and then he often ignores the juicy bits. His insights into the game are pretty shallow. He's perfect for an audience that just catches a few matches a year and maybe Sheffield, but if you actually follow snooker a little bit more closely, he becomes annoying. I know guys like Virgo aren't exactly creative about snooker commentary either, but at least you get an analysis about the actual stuff happening on the table.
Hoi.
>Ding only needing one more frame
wew
>>67092732
Needs a Stuart "Our Boy" Bingham edit
Jesus, the disappointment in Virgos voice when he got that red was hilarious
>>67092962
Add chamber coat to make comfiness absolute
>>67093022
Or a bit of Chas and Dave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
>>67093028
You're right, but there simply aren't any German pro players out there who could do this job, his role is to entice new people and grow Snooker in Germany and he's pretty based when it comes to that. There just isn't a market for anything with deeper analysis.
I also love his voice, peaceful Kalb enhanced naps are the best.
>>67092980
I'll smash ya face in with sock filled with cueballs you cunt
Don't get lemon in 147
Lovely double pot.
>Jebb Dump
Fuckin wallop it m8
choke-a-thon
Allan and Trump winning
Trump has good chances to win this, if he keeps the nawty down, Ding is doing his ol' pressure tilting again.
NAWTY
If trump wins this the smug will be too much too handle
>Ding
pls don't crumble
>>67093282
Also dominic dale will be on suicide watch
lel
FUCKING WALLOP THE YELLOW M8
disgustingly nawty
GUON DING FINISH HIM OFF HE'S A MUG
>Even German commentators mock le nawty boy
lel
>even German commentators are saying Judd is playing too nawty
He could've easily worn Ding down with safety play and keeping up a lot of pressure. Trump has only himself to blame.
>>67093335
>>67093338
>>67093346
>>67093368
He needs to calm the nawtyness down a bit.
>>67093346
everyone does it, this old dude here calls it a pub match for our nawty one
ATTENTION ALL POCKETS
How many embassy world titles would Paul Hunter have by now if he was still with us?
>>67093381
No more than two I'd say if that. His life alone would've been enough to save us from Ebdon/Dott though.
DING WHY
>>67093381
At least one... maybe.
>Ding
JUST
>>67093401
Hi austria bro / mensur
Why do fans only clap on Virgos command
>>67093415
because no one wants to be the only one clapping
>>67093415
mugs the lot of them
It can't be just me
This commentary is un bearable
>Been running errands all morning
>Come back and Judd/Ding is still going
Whats gone on here lads? Ding choking or has Judd turned it up and got his ball control sorted?
>>67093429
MATE THIS BOY CAN POT! IF HE WASN'T SO UNLUCKY THIS WOULD BE 13-0 TO TRUMP!
>>67093415
It gets worse every year. Clapping at shots which no where near deserve a clap either.
JUST
CHOKE
>all that hype
>completely misses it
完成他丁。他是一个杯子。
>>67093434
100% lack of Dings finishing ability.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST
LUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
LOL that fucking miss
>that shot
wew Trump
>>67093407
Heyo.
>>67093467
Wembo pls
>lucky saftey from 'would of been le shot of the match'
*clap clap clap clap*
>jadd tramp
F
>tfw can't tell the difference between the reds and the brown
Ding would be the first non-anglo to win since based Ken Doherty in 97.
git gud Judd
TOP KEK
CHAT SHIT GET DINGED
>>67093494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIonVI2vI90
He completed Ding . He is a cup.
'Secound favorite'
My Dingaling, my Dingaling...
goodbye trump
>>67093500
This Marco's year lad.
winner winner chinky dinger
Just gave Ding a 4 frame advantage to give him a bit of a chance haha :^)
Fuck off Judd
>>67093500
Ken 'tree and turd' Doherty is an honorary Anglo.
What a pathetic ending.
Judd 'JUST' Trump.
>mfw Judd gets physically restrained away from the table
JUST
concede already
Judd 'Let Me Build Up My Struggling Opponent By Pointlessly Taking Risks' Trump
>>67093530
He does have more of a weedy anglo build than a proper burly Celt should.
Selby won from a what, 4 snookers behind against Hendry?
Judd pls I want to go and get some lunch
JUST TRUMP
Selby v Higgins in the final I reckon
>no one clapping based Ding
lel, england BTFO
JUST JUST JUST KEK MY LIFE UP.
Judd 'I'll just smash it into the pack because I'm bored' Trump
BURGER KING ON SUICIDE WATCH
>the juddernaut
Based Ding
Mug has been finished off
ding off to the dressing room to eat a baby
>54%
>54%
>54%
>54%
JUST
>>67093550
You can't rouse me, I'm Anglo-Irish masterrace.
>>67093527
the madman
is that Ant dicking around on his phone back there
Ding has a weird Chinglish accent
>>67093563
>lel, england BTFO
4 English WC winners in a row. Is anyone else even trying?
>>67092626
>>67092653
>>67092726
>>67092765
>>67092801
>>67093042
>>67093491
>>67093577
0 (ZERO) World snooker championships
>>67093600
Finland's brave Robin Hull will win one day.
ding teaching Judd some RESPECT
BTFO
They really don't want to talk about Judd losing
>>67093618
More disrespectful to ding T b h
>>67093618
is kyren wilson the next years meme?
who thought making these two old farts use a touchscreen would be a clever idea
My sides
>>67093618
They have to protect "Le Next Ronnie"
>hendry on comms
>>67093650
The 'JUST' never ends
>>67093613
>>67093638
>Hull was born and raised in Finland, to a Finnish mother and English father.
I thought Hull didn't sound like a traditional Finnish surname.
>>67093650
He's targeted by meme magic, the JUST will never end for him now.
>>67093650
kek mcdonalds is better anyway
>>67093650
this cant be real
Selby vs Wilson will be a massacre
>>67093672
Depends on the location. Most of the McD joints in Germany have become fucking disgusting, with Burger King still bearable.
>>67093683
I think Kylo Ren is going to win.
>>67093675
It is and they blanked him
do i root for wilson as the plucky underdog or allen just because he seems like a nice bloke
Ding needs to improve, it was quite poor this match.
But he has a good record against Mark Williams, should be doable.
>>67093717
what a stallion
>>67093767
It's already over m8.
Find a picture with more JUST, I dare you.
match was a fix, trump obviously has an asian fetish an ding promised him a footjob if he threw it
>>67093809
>>67093824
what's wrong with his hair.
>>67094145
Science has yet to find an answer.
>>67094175
is it lack of confidence? mate you're young, famous, you have a qt gf. Assume you're balding and stop this JUST nonsense
>>67093798
That elephant is tripping me out
>>67094214
He can't let Neil win.
>>67093429
I've always maintained Virgo is a fucking pillock and should not be commentating at all
"Where's the cue ball going?" was never funny and that's all he's really got going for him
You should have heard him last night after the evening Trump/Ding session
Ding ding, the trump is dead.
GWAN RONNIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e49_16qbMFQ
Post comfy music.
>>67095924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOr8TlnqsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyvtYP_ZLC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tVFoMlCVx4
>>67095924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYpzAw0IiCM
>>67095924
>>67096447
>>67096547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6czoDEQ0a8
>>67096583
This terrifies me a bit ngl
>>67096623
>not liking the soothing sounds of Adrian Lewis
>>67096644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPdWUcT0I78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fHBAtZh150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyfX1OR_nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5T6VaVTLI
GWANRAWNIE
>>67096826
>Ryo Fukui
>>67096851
>armani studs
This bitch nigga
Who's playing next guys?
>>67096947
Ronnie - Hawkins
Higgins - Walden
>>67096826
>>67096886
The thing is, with Ryo Fukui, it's almost too easy to listen to, I kinda consider it pop. Comfy nevertheless.
FINISH HIM OFF RONNIE HES A MUG
Wtf is this shit they already milked the shit out of this golfer earlier
>ronnie ahead in every statistic
>trailing by 2 frames
>>67096998
>Ronnie
Nice.
GWAN ROB WALKER
>hur dur did we mention this golfer yet
>no mention of higgins match fixing ban by the mc
I want ronniefags to die
>>67097056
It's Been 20 years since England's brave Nick Faldo won at Augusta, they'll milk it.
>Barry "/bleep/" Hawkins
>>67097029
Yes, it's not Cecil Taylor but it always depends on which mood you're in imo.
How did the players enter before Rob Walker, honestly can't remember
I can't tell whether there's an unusual amount of Norwegians in this thread or if it's simply one of my countrymen posting way too much
>>67097206
They just walked through the leisure centre doors
>>67097218
This tournament has had the most European flags I've ever seen for /147/
>>67097237
It's always the same Finnish guy who saves my OC :3
are there any players which are known to hate each others guts? Trump and Dale for one
>>67097029
>I kinda consider it pop
Jazz in general has a huge pop overlap. Most of the standards can be considered pop and there are tons of jazz artists who draw huge crowds.
>>67097204
>it's not Cecil Taylor
Ha
>>67097283
not sure about hate, but Ronnie and Selby, Ebdon and Ronnie, Ali Carter and Mark Allen
>>67097332
I get the impression that Ronnie and organic banana smoothie have a Keane/Vieira sort of thing. Probably friends off the table once they retire
>>67097283
Ronnie and Ebdon
Mark "fuck Hearn" Allen and World Snooker shills
>>67097332
care to elaborate on allen and carter?
GWUN RUNNIE
>>67097392
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/5277758/Mark-Allen-wanted-to-punch-Ali-Carter-as-he-claims-dirty-tricks.html
10/10 would let ronnie tickle my asshole with his cue
Why is Mark Allen always so salty?
>no century
Dropped
>>67097306
Cecil is already 87 years old, hold me m8
>>67097327
>tfw no more Bingposting
>>67097283
Maguire and Murphy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Maguire#Rivalry
>After his 2006 World Championship match with Marco Fu, Maguire said, 'I don't want to be a fat world champion', a dig at Murphy.
>>67097332
Maguire v Murphy
Maguire:
>I don't want to be a fat world champion.
>>67097467
I can't believe this.........
The draw part of the wiki is already updated with Ronnie and Higgins winning
>>67097546
weird...
>>67097546
I bet the joos did it!
FACKING GO ON RONIIEEEEEE
CHEATING BARRY MUG
GWAN RONNIE DO EM!!
>tfw home from work, in my dressing gown and watching snooker
Belated:
JUST TRUMP
>>67097491
>>67097467
No wonder he lost in the first round, then.
>>67097445
Maybe he'll live another decade, who knows.
Ronnie turning it up today
>>67097748
Let's hope so.
BARRY YOU MUG
ronnies my bf
GOOO OOORRRRNNNN RONNIE
THE PEOPLES CHAMPION (now trumps out)
What boards are the snooker players?
>>67097823
>Ronnie
>Trump
You had your ADHD meditation today pal?
If ronnie gets knocked out im not going to watch it until the finals
>all this clapping
Who let the Americans in?
>>67097847
Ronnie: /b/
Neil: /vg/
Trump: [s4s]
Murphy: /qa/
>>67097847
Willie Thorne - /sp/ (mainly browses /bet/)
Steve Davis - /mu/
Judd Trump - /cm/
>>67097884
Allen: /k/
Fu: /c/
Ding: /a/
Hunter: /x/
>>67097925
Robertson: /r9k/
>>67097925
Allen is clearly /x/.
If Borkins knocks out Ronnie does that make Williams the favourite?
>tfw Williams v Higgins final
RETRO
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O'Sullivan's finished, isn't he?
>>67097884
Murphy is /fa/ tbf
>>67097988
Hunter is a ghost though
>>67097847
Peter Ebdon /pol/
GWAN RONNIE
>only an hour on BBC2
Fucks sake back to shitty red button quality then
>>67097991
>underestimating the Zester
cum on ronnie
>>67098016
Yet they play tennis all fucking day cutting into every show not giving a fuck
>>67098062
tennis?
>>67098062
>muh wimbledon
>muh London Marathon
>muh womens sports
>>67098009
Hunter is dead, so maybe /v/?
>implying roon is coming back
>>67097991
Cheeky fifth title for Higgins, mate.
>>67098016
>tfw webplayer multi tasking
>>67098062
>wimmen's football on BBC2
>last time a lineswoman gave offside straight from a throw-in
>Jonathan Pearce sounded bewildered whilst his female co-commentator tried to laugh it off
>94% pot success for both players after 19 frames played
that's some of the highest quality potting I've seen desu lads, it's not unusual for one player to be that high but both I don't think I've seen
>>67098088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis
>>67098108
Full coverage of the marathon because watching africans run for 3 hours is riveting
>>67098216
Absolutely inch-perfect.
>CUM ON RAWN
even as a fan of him, this is annoying
gwan ronnie fags literally make me dislike Ronnie
>One day the Ronniefag will die and all will be peaceful
total domination
Who's this Gwan woman, anyway?
>rpnnie
>>67098310
>saving my OC
Thanks m8, I deleted these a couple of weeks ago during a clear out
You're jogging in the park to get some sweet calf gainz and suddenly this guy appears behind you and draws nearer with every second. What do you do?
>>67098341
Snooker behind the yellow and run in the other direction.
Do you think Football Shirt bloke is flattered or annoyed when he sees other people wearing them?
>>67097925
Stephen Lee /fit/
>>67098341
Throw him a pack of prescription drugs then pet him as he gobbles them all up
>>67098262
You the same Roma on each time /147/?
>>67098341
If you say GWAN RONNIE 3 times in front of the mirror he comes into your house when you sleep and snookers you to death
Wait, is anyone else frozen on Red Button?
>>67098341
Scream "GWAN RONNIE"
>>67098384
Turn the heating on m8
>>67098341
Tell him Labour voters are all scroungers and then replace his cue with a twig
>>67098378
not very nice of you m8, been here for the past two days only, couldn't miss the JUST TRUMP
>>67098410
u cheeky cunt
>>67098416
When he first displayed this twig-playing ability in the 1996 World Championship against Alain Robidoux, the Canadian accused him of disrespect. O'Sullivan responded that he played better with a twig than Robidoux could with his cue. He was summoned to a disciplinary hearing in response to Robidoux's formal complaint, where he had to prove that he could play to a high level with a twig. He played three frames of snooker against former world championship runner-up Rex Williams, winning all three. The charge of bringing the game into disrepute was subsequently dropped.
>>67098341
Wait till he passes me by, sprint after him with full speed and yell CARDIO KILLS GAINS when I'm close to him, then stop when my timer beeps.
>>67098440
OK m8, don't rob me
Ronnie O'Sullivan biopic starring a digitally rejuvenated Rowan Atkinson when?
>He does not have to wear a bow tie in professional snooker matches due to medical problems, for which he has a doctor's letter
kek
>>67098521
Michael Sheen would be better
>ronniefags refusing to clap barry's shots
>>67098589
Ronnie always got a little more backing, but I don't remember a crowd being so consistently shit like this years.
>>67098580
But the facial contortions.
13-11 for Bwakins, calling it now.
The absolute madman is actually going to destroy the rönnié meme. Thank God.
Is snooker the best sport for reaction images?
ronald having a shitemare
>>67097283
I met John Higgins earlier this year and he said Ronnie was a cunt. he was very drunk
>>67098802
It was just banter.
>>67098802
How do ya swalla three undred fousand john?
>>67098802
Doesn't mean he hates him, everybody know Ronnie's a cunt.
Is ronnie playing shit ?
Only just got a chance to watch the game missed the last couple of sessions
>>67098849
that guy deserved a medal
>>67098802
That's because Ronnie's a Jew. Apart from that he's sound guy.
If Ronnie is out tonight, gona have to back my boy Bazza or Angles the scottish bastard. Who will you be supporting lads?
>>67098930
Its right up there with "finish him off hes a mug" and that one guy who shouted that mark king was boring. Never been able to sauce that one tho
>>67098970
I'll be hopping on the Kylo Ren memewagon
>>67098970
>not supporting Kylo Ren
>>67098970
Williams or Jiggins
ABS desu
![69863a50-e811-11e4-8ad7-29f1396e1760_ding1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CMp4Fgt.jpg "69863a50-e811-11e4-8ad7-29f1396e1760 ding1[1]")
>>67098970
where are the mid session interval slags?
>>67099011
>>67098970
same here
>>67099096
>not mikeurmantrout.jpg
>>67098970
Hawkins and Ding desu.
>>67098888
cheers lads , didnt want a reply
>>67099142
>you'll never see someone smash his black balls in her middle pocket
>>67099142
Is that Alex Higgins' niece? Saw her being a tart on Twitter the other day.
>>67099155
He's basically been clearing up every time.
It's been high quality shit, though this session mistakes have started creeping in
>>67099194
l-link?
>>67099244
https://twitter.com/Shellhiggins147
>>67098888
>>67099155
He's ahead in every single stat. Hawkins just has been winning the close frames. It's been high quality snooker from both lads.
>>67099244
@Shellhiggins147
Don't think so actually
>>67099315
NAWTY SNOOKER
>>67099142
>those jugs
HNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHH
>its a ronnie forgets how to play episode
very important frame this
>>67099315
>>67099345
lol bit weird
>>67099194
According to GoogleImageSearch it's Jordan Carver. Pic related.
>>67099315
>>67099345
Looking nice.
>Hawking's is still winning
>>67099462
Fucking hell she's going to ruin that baize
>>67099462
Fucking mammary glands on that
would suckle on
ronnie's finished
>>67099345
This girl looks a little bit crazy. Like the kind you shouldn't stick your dick in.
g-go on ronnie
:(
4 frames in a row
not gonna happen ron
he's never going to match davis let alone hendry
inb4 le troubled genius Pikey Mafia man has a meltdown
incoming 'retirement'
haha the red balls look like a benis
benis reds :DDDDD
>>67098923
/180/ represent
Jiggins through
if ronnie wins i'll convert to islam
could it happen, lads?
I doubt it
>>67099892
hes obviously going to win
just fucking about init
>>67099923
nah he'll miss an easy black halfway through a decent break and borkins will nick it by about 10 points
>>67099923
Wierd init
The referee.... turns out little monkey fella in a suit
>>67099954
You're a buffoon , play a record!
cheeky 147?
Give us ya best 'GWON RONNIE' lads
http://vocaroo.com/
>it's a harry borkings chokes episode
>3 reds 3 blacks
Will this be it boys?
>>67100037
nah won't want to take unnecessary risks here
Barry's turned on the magnets again
>>67100037
If he gets all the lose reds and the frame then could be
147 LADS
hang on a minute lads
Its on lads
FUCKING ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LADS
fuck sake
Unlucky to be honest
Please no
COME ON THE ROCKET
REEEEEEEE TVS GONE OUT THE WINDOW
GET HYPE
For a second I dared to dream
Im nervous as hell
Barry clearly has money on a ronnie 147
>>67100210
Me too senpai
FLY HAWK FLY
GWAN HARRY
>Barry "Lawnmower" Hawkins
Yee, work your magic stick, Harry.
finish him off borry he's a mug
GOWON RONNIEEEE
Fuck this pleb audience.
>Baz the Spaz
What r u doin mate
>Barry Chokins
>>67100293
>Harry 'choketacular' Borkins
>>67100321
get fucked hans
Finish him off Barry, he's a nutter
>spurs
>rpnnie
LONDON FALLING
He's fucked it
>English with an Irish surname
>Relatives in prison
>No respect for the rules
Is Ronnie O'Sullivan a gypsy?
Fuck you, why take that risk?
>>67100533
Jew
>>67100548
and joopysy?
Nobbed it
>>67100533
>does drugs
>parents owned sexshops
>father is a murderer
yes
GOO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>67100533
Yeah he's definitely of Irish Traveller stock
>>67100578
Maybe. Jews never respect the rule.
IT'S HABBENING LADS
RONNIE IS BRINGING IT HOME
>>67100606
Well, at least he eventually grew into his eyebrows.
Barry looks like a downie
>hawkins face right now
D E C I D E R
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PEOPLES CHAMP
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i bet hawkins at 40/1
fuck sake.
FUCK YOU HAWKINS, WIN THIS SHIT.
Absolute fucking genious. Box office.
bottled it
ronnie don't you fucking dare
COME ON RONNIE
/147/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67100798
Most of us like ronnie, we just can't stand his pleb facebase
>blorkins
I need to go to bed :-(
Filtered Germany
>>67100876
>10pm bedtime
>>67100876
not even 10 yet la
>>67100876
Barry you've still got one frame to play mate.
STAND UP IF YOU LIKE THE SNOOKER
STAND UP IF YOU LIKE THE SNOOKER
STAND UP IF YOU LIKE THE SNOOKER
STAND UP IF YOU LIKE THE SNOOKER!!!
GO ON RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67100850
unpopular opinion: ronnie is literally a 9/10 player at best.
Ronnie is still GOAT; he just took a while to turn up to this match.
>Maybe his house had a flat tyre
>>67100878
Not nice tb.h lad.
Really feel for his opponents at times like that
Only Jiggins had the same support and now he's lost that by match fixing
>Ronnie plays a shit shot
>plebs clap all the same
Kill them all
>Hawkins in the last three frames
>>67100098
Illuminati amirite
>>67100878
Gonna join you there
Rerack?
>>67100898
>>67100901
Tough job lads, i need the sleep innit.
>>67100985
>>67100878
can't handle the bantsch?
Someone go down there and Heimlich the shit out of Harry.
>>67100908
>>67100931
Top bants.
>>67101003
Nah, just drink so much coffee throughout the day that it feels like you're on the verge of a heart attack at any minute
>>67101003
>flipping burgers
>tough
>>67101038
boring yes, unlikable no imo
seems like a nice enough bloke
>>67100947
>this arsehurt
>>67101038
>unlikeable
M8 have a word. he's like a cuddly bear
My palms are sweaty
>>67098678
Well shit.
>>67101038
>Is Barry Hawkins the most boring and unlikeable snooker player of all time?
Toss up between Selby and Ebdon
>>67101093
knees weak, arms are heavy
>>67101038
PETER - FUCKING - EBDON
That cunt.
Dat trump tribute wallop. Based ronnie.
This is shaping up to be one hell of a ride.
>>67101128
Vomit on the sweater already
>ronnie channelling Judd
>Not just potting that right middle pocket red
This almost feels like they're stalling for time.
>>67101129
Ebdon already got sacked from commentary kek
>>67101038
Boring: Ebdon
Unlikeable: Selby
Hate the both of them
>>67101160
mums spegahetti
>>67101038
Theres loads of them these days m8.
Hawkins
Allen
Bingham
Whoever the fuck Allen last played
It's not like the old days, I think Nigel Bond was the only really boring fucker back in the 90's and early noughties.
>>67101188
God, he must have been the fucking Michael Owen of snooker commentary
West bro have just scored wew
I can't hold all this sport
>>67101038
John Higgins.
It's like watching all your favourite players lose to a beige mist.
>>67101216
>hating Bing and our future GOAT
The only unlikeable players for me and Robertson and Tramp
>>67101188
What for
Didn't get the chance to hear him
>>67101257
Every time someone brings up Higgins' 28 major trophies I find it hard to believe. He's such an unassuming man.
>>67101190
why do people hate selby
>>67101230
>if he doesn't pot balls, he hardly ever wins
>>67101304
Being a vegan.
>>67101304
Shouting all the fucking time
>>67101337
Higgins is based though. Second best I've seen in my time watching snooker (never saw Hendry's good period)
>>67101304
Shouting like a lunatic after every good shot "OWWWWW WHAT A SHOT THAT IS"
This frame
HAWKINS YOU TWAT! TAKE THE PLANT! GO FOR BROKE!!!
>plays safe
FFS
>this table
The balls are like in your average drunken bar game
>>67101188
And yet Terry Griffiths is still going. That must hurt.
>>67101304
>What for
Trying to promote his new album
>>67101216
Allen is getting fatter and fatter these days and he looks like a fucking leprechaun with that beard of his.
>>67101347
Just a dreary, miserable negative player and person.
>this table
Who /stephenlee/ here?
>>67101413
link?
>>67101304
He overdosed on smoothies and tried to hump Virgo.
I've always instinctively disliked Shaun Murphy.
>7 reds past the baulk line
>>67101430
Snooker is all about muh patience.
>>67101502
fat cunt
Bloody hell, nice.
RIGHT FUCK IT, I'M STAYING UP LADS
>>67101413
Well you can't fault him, he made like two good shots in his entire career
Time for Ronnie to start clipping his nails again, like a mental cunt
No chance he'll clear up though
G-Go on B-Baz
Lads I need a lie down
Fuck huge advantage to brazzers now
it's over
>>67101517
Same actually. Over all of the other names mentioned so far, Ebdon, Selby, etc who I dislike intensely, Murphy I dislike the most.
>>67101500
JUST
Inb4 strong clearance from Hawkins hampered by awkward reds at top of table. Ronnie steps up, slams them all in, has a wank and gets a disciplinary
>>67101600
With all them reds on the cosion
No way hoze
>>67101490
>The jester from leicester
>>67101517
Murphy's got that "teacher's pet" vibe, slimy cunt
>>67101453
I can just imagine him tucking in to a double whopper and large fries, sat in his car, in the rain, in a Newport car park after the second round of the Welsh open.
Ronnie will take solice in his faith and the rise of ISIS
>yfw Ding wins the snooker bowl
>>67101600
No way. Look how nervous Haribo looks. He'll miss one.
>>67101604
Feel like youve had hiss cock in your ear everytime Murphy speaks.
Ding and Hawkins for life.
>>67101709
Nah m8, it's a Williams renaissance episode
COME ON RONNIE
If anyone can
>>67101770
That picture lol
What about that old Scottish cunt?
>>67101799
>What about that old Scottish cunt?
Alex Salmond?
>>67101770
>white polo tucked into trackies
Absolute state of him
>people think ronnie can actually win from this position
delusional cunts
>>67101720
>Haribo
>>67101838
Have a you on me :)
The main BBC commentary team are the worst people in snooker to be perfectly honest.
TENSE
Come on ron
>WHERES THE YELLOW GOING
bit racist
I want Borkins to win, but that shot was admittedly sublime just now.
>>67101878
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING! WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING!
HAVE WE TOLD YOU HOW RONNIE CAN PLAY LEFT HANDED YET? OH WE HAVE? WELL LETS DO SO AGAIN FOR THE 10,000TH TIME!
>>67101875
seriously though, look at the fucking balls. it's just not gonna happen
What a match
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
He's quite literally fucked it
>RONIE
Ronnie's mugged himself off
Fuckkkkkkkkk fair play Ronnie wasn't your day
Congrats to bazza
>Ronnie
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
BUMP LIMIT
\o/
aw well, tough shite ronny you cunt.
>Ronnie crying
>Ronnie Fags
Deserved to be honest, magnificent performance throughout the match.
Wow Ronnie losing really brings out the worse in 147
Thought you was classy men
>>67101983
BOX OFFICE
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Always believed in you Harry
OGRE
BIG BALLS BAZZA
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Ah damn it.
Now I'm rooting for Fu.
>cum on ronnie
F
Aw shit that was unlucky. Haribo's gonna get Fu-cked in the next round tho
who /ABS/ (anyone but selby) for the rest of the championship here?
>>67102023
Fuck off Ronnie Jnr
>the shitty of Ronnie
>picking left side instead of left 'bottom' corner
Why, wjust why.
>>67102071
Yes sir
Nice match, see you tomorrow /147/.
>>67102069
Me, even confirmed it with dubs:
>>67099033
it's selby's tournament to lose now
Leciseter have done it
It's our year lads.
>>67102128
Who /lifelong/ here
>>67102131
Hope ding wins it now ronnie out.
Ding vs Fu final lads
190cm guy said he'd stop watching if Trump and Ronnie went out
THANK YOU BASED BORKINGS
>>67102198
>ronniefags
Higgins to chase down Hendry's 7 i think.
>>67102207
ARR
ROOK
SAME
>>67102128
>tfw this is the GOAT football season, but the last couple of weeks will be a total damp squib once Leicester are already champions
>>67102250
Nah, Ding is the average Chinese, but Fu is smug Hongkong Pepe.
>>67102275
united city and arsenal still battling it out for 5th place
plus the relegation dogfight
should be good
>>67102242
> tfw /147/ will be purer now.
>>67102281
>Hongkong Pepe
Shouldnt make me laff but god-damn
>>67102281
>smug Hongkong Pepe
Holy shit that fits 100%
Hope Mark wins it for that heavy primary school nostalgia feel
>>67102307
Fuck off Sky shill.
>>67102344
>>67102347
He knows.
Higgins to win
>>67102414
Smoking during a game should be made compulsory.
It looks cool as fuck.
>>67102415
JUST now
>>67102472
i think boozing too, should be an option.
>>67102415
>my worst player
Was this tweet written by a 6 year old?
>>67102415
Is that you Judd?
>>67102539
>tweet
>Murphy out
>Ebdon out
>Robertson out
>Trump out
I'm okay with this.
Gutted for Ronnie. But Ding has a great chance now to win. Hope he will do it.
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