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J Trump (Eng) v D Junhui (Chn)
M Allen (NI) v K Wilson (Eng)
19:00 BST
J Higgins (Sco) v R Walden (Eng)
R O'Sullivan (Eng) v B Hawkins (Eng)
bit dead today unless there's another thread I missed
>>67092612
Yeah. I'm guessing it's because it's monday again.
>ding crumbling again
fucking chink
Just trump
Game on.
Am I going loopy or was there no morning session?
>>67092612
Some of us have to work m8 unfortunately
>>67092638
no morning session today
Now I want to see Judd lose after all this asskissing from the commentators... They are already talking about turning the match. What the hell?
>>67092653
How are you feeling today?
(It was you who was feeling ill yesterday wasn't it, or am I remembering wrong?)
Lad, why don't you use webm as thread images?
Her have a one from based EUROSPORT.
>>67092664
Thanks for asking! A little bit better, still groggy and achy though.
What just happened in Allen - Wilson?
>>67092671
can't imagine why all this precise geometry would appeal to a kraut
>get to watch snooker all day
One of the only benefits of being NEET
>>67092671
>webms or gifs in the OP
no thank you
>>67092711
>muh data
greasy little sixth former
>>67092594
>BALL CONTROL
>>67092690
>>67092711
Behead those who insult EUROSPORT desu
>>67092732
>Mark "The Human Leopard" Selby
>audience doesnt clap after ever single decent ball
afternoon is always better than evening games.
>>67092732
>the molester from Leicester
If you bottle this match Kryten mate, I swear.
>Bing 2015
>Ding 2016
Get fucked Jibb
>both matches will be finished by 3
i don't want to watch replays guys
>>67092805
Is this actually being broadcast on German telly?
>>67092833
you mean the clips or the games?
>>67092833
I'm watching it right now, Rolf Kalb is basically a legend here and has been commentating Snooker for 30 years on Eurosport Germany.
>>67092859
Sorry, I meant the games but I think >>67092861 has just answered my question
>>67092732
>Rolf Kalb
>random schedules
>we have to switch over to figure ice skating now, but you can continue to watch the match if you gibe moneys :^)
>Ronnie bias because he attracts viewers
>no cheeky snooker entertainment like Pot Quiz
>only recently started to show some of the interviews
No
>>67092805
Never knew german snooker coverage was directed by Ingmar Bergman.
>>67092881
Don't insult muh based Rolf Kalb, he isn't responsible for program scheduling.
ffs Kyren pls stop choking
Why are those little shits on pot quiz skiving?
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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Is there a more comfy feel then the snooker/audiobook/hot chocolate combo I think not
>You could really get your lips around that
>>67092962
you menstruating lad?
>>67092671
This of course is the official thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNKJ-sGpMuU
>>67092906
Okay, serious talk here. I like him, he's sympathetic, he has probably one of the greatest voices ever for a comfy sport like snooker, I can't count the times I had peaceful Kalb enhanced naps, but he's desperately missing a permanent co commentator who really played snooker on pro level. Almost everything he talks about is pseudo meta analysis, player gossip and twitter, and then he often ignores the juicy bits. His insights into the game are pretty shallow. He's perfect for an audience that just catches a few matches a year and maybe Sheffield, but if you actually follow snooker a little bit more closely, he becomes annoying. I know guys like Virgo aren't exactly creative about snooker commentary either, but at least you get an analysis about the actual stuff happening on the table.
Hoi.
>Ding only needing one more frame
wew
>>67092732
Needs a Stuart "Our Boy" Bingham edit
Jesus, the disappointment in Virgos voice when he got that red was hilarious
>>67092732
>>67092962
Add chamber coat to make comfiness absolute
>>67093022
Or a bit of Chas and Dave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
>>67093028
You're right, but there simply aren't any German pro players out there who could do this job, his role is to entice new people and grow Snooker in Germany and he's pretty based when it comes to that. There just isn't a market for anything with deeper analysis.
I also love his voice, peaceful Kalb enhanced naps are the best.
>>67092980
I'll smash ya face in with sock filled with cueballs you cunt
Don't get lemon in 147
Lovely double pot.
>Jebb Dump
Fuckin wallop it m8
choke-a-thon
Allan and Trump winning
Trump has good chances to win this, if he keeps the nawty down, Ding is doing his ol' pressure tilting again.
NAWTY
If trump wins this the smug will be too much too handle
>Ding
pls don't crumble
>>67093282
Also dominic dale will be on suicide watch
lel
FUCKING WALLOP THE YELLOW M8
disgustingly nawty
GUON DING FINISH HIM OFF HE'S A MUG
>Even German commentators mock le nawty boy
lel
>even German commentators are saying Judd is playing too nawty
He could've easily worn Ding down with safety play and keeping up a lot of pressure. Trump has only himself to blame.
>>67093335
>>67093338
>>67093346
>>67093368
He needs to calm the nawtyness down a bit.
>>67093346
everyone does it, this old dude here calls it a pub match for our nawty one
ATTENTION ALL POCKETS
How many embassy world titles would Paul Hunter have by now if he was still with us?
>>67093381
No more than two I'd say if that. His life alone would've been enough to save us from Ebdon/Dott though.
DING WHY
>>67093381
At least one... maybe.
>Ding
JUST
>>67093401
Hi austria bro / mensur
Why do fans only clap on Virgos command
>>67093415
because no one wants to be the only one clapping
>>67093415
mugs the lot of them
It can't be just me
This commentary is un bearable
>Been running errands all morning
>Come back and Judd/Ding is still going
Whats gone on here lads? Ding choking or has Judd turned it up and got his ball control sorted?
>>67093429
MATE THIS BOY CAN POT! IF HE WASN'T SO UNLUCKY THIS WOULD BE 13-0 TO TRUMP!
>>67093415
It gets worse every year. Clapping at shots which no where near deserve a clap either.
JUST
CHOKE
>all that hype
>completely misses it
完成他丁。他是一个杯子。
>>67093434
100% lack of Dings finishing ability.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST
LUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
LOL that fucking miss
>that shot
wew Trump
>>67093407
Heyo.
>>67093467
Wembo pls
>lucky saftey from 'would of been le shot of the match'
*clap clap clap clap*
>jadd tramp
F
>tfw can't tell the difference between the reds and the brown
Ding would be the first non-anglo to win since based Ken Doherty in 97.
git gud Judd
TOP KEK
CHAT SHIT GET DINGED
>>67093494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIonVI2vI90
He completed Ding . He is a cup.
'Secound favorite'
My Dingaling, my Dingaling...
goodbye trump
>>67093500
This Marco's year lad.
winner winner chinky dinger
Just gave Ding a 4 frame advantage to give him a bit of a chance haha :^)
Fuck off Judd
>>67093500
Ken 'tree and turd' Doherty is an honorary Anglo.
What a pathetic ending.
Judd 'JUST' Trump.
>mfw Judd gets physically restrained away from the table
JUST
concede already
Judd 'Let Me Build Up My Struggling Opponent By Pointlessly Taking Risks' Trump
>>67093530
He does have more of a weedy anglo build than a proper burly Celt should.
Selby won from a what, 4 snookers behind against Hendry?
Judd pls I want to go and get some lunch
JUST TRUMP
Selby v Higgins in the final I reckon
>no one clapping based Ding
lel, england BTFO
JUST JUST JUST KEK MY LIFE UP.
Judd 'I'll just smash it into the pack because I'm bored' Trump
BURGER KING ON SUICIDE WATCH
>the juddernaut
Based Ding
Mug has been finished off
ding off to the dressing room to eat a baby
>54%
>54%
>54%
>54%
JUST
>>67093550
You can't rouse me, I'm Anglo-Irish masterrace.
>>67093571
>>67093527
the madman
is that Ant dicking around on his phone back there
Ding has a weird Chinglish accent
>>67093563
>lel, england BTFO
4 English WC winners in a row. Is anyone else even trying?
>>67092626
>>67092653
>>67092726
>>67092765
>>67092801
>>67093042
>>67093491
>>67093577
0 (ZERO) World snooker championships
>>67093600
Finland's brave Robin Hull will win one day.
ding teaching Judd some RESPECT
BTFO
They really don't want to talk about Judd losing
>>67093618
More disrespectful to ding T b h
>>67093618
is kyren wilson the next years meme?
who thought making these two old farts use a touchscreen would be a clever idea
>>67093613
My sides
>>67093618
They have to protect "Le Next Ronnie"
>hendry on comms
>>67093650
The 'JUST' never ends
>>67093613
>>67093638
>Hull was born and raised in Finland, to a Finnish mother and English father.
I thought Hull didn't sound like a traditional Finnish surname.
>>67093650
He's targeted by meme magic, the JUST will never end for him now.
>>67093650
kek mcdonalds is better anyway
>>67093650
this cant be real
Selby vs Wilson will be a massacre
>>67093672
Depends on the location. Most of the McD joints in Germany have become fucking disgusting, with Burger King still bearable.
>>67093683
I think Kylo Ren is going to win.
>>67093675
It is and they blanked him
do i root for wilson as the plucky underdog or allen just because he seems like a nice bloke
Ding needs to improve, it was quite poor this match.
But he has a good record against Mark Williams, should be doable.
>>67093717
what a stallion
>>67093767
It's already over m8.
Find a picture with more JUST, I dare you.
match was a fix, trump obviously has an asian fetish an ding promised him a footjob if he threw it
>>67093798
>>67093809
>>67093824
what's wrong with his hair.
>>67094145
Science has yet to find an answer.
>>67094175
is it lack of confidence? mate you're young, famous, you have a qt gf. Assume you're balding and stop this JUST nonsense
>>67093798
That elephant is tripping me out
>>67094214
He can't let Neil win.
>>67093429
I've always maintained Virgo is a fucking pillock and should not be commentating at all
"Where's the cue ball going?" was never funny and that's all he's really got going for him
You should have heard him last night after the evening Trump/Ding session
Ding ding, the trump is dead.
GWAN RONNIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e49_16qbMFQ
Post comfy music.
>>67095924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOr8TlnqsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyvtYP_ZLC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tVFoMlCVx4
>>67095924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYpzAw0IiCM
>>67095924
>>67096447
>>67096547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6czoDEQ0a8
>>67096583
This terrifies me a bit ngl
>>67096623
>not liking the soothing sounds of Adrian Lewis
>>67096644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPdWUcT0I78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fHBAtZh150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyfX1OR_nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5T6VaVTLI
GWANRAWNIE
>>67096826
>Ryo Fukui
>>67096851
>armani studs
This bitch nigga
Who's playing next guys?
>>67096947
Ronnie - Hawkins
Higgins - Walden
>>67096826
>>67096886
The thing is, with Ryo Fukui, it's almost too easy to listen to, I kinda consider it pop. Comfy nevertheless.
FINISH HIM OFF RONNIE HES A MUG
Wtf is this shit they already milked the shit out of this golfer earlier
>ronnie ahead in every statistic
>trailing by 2 frames
>>67096998
>Ronnie
Nice.
GWAN ROB WALKER
>hur dur did we mention this golfer yet
>no mention of higgins match fixing ban by the mc
I want ronniefags to die
>>67097056
It's Been 20 years since England's brave Nick Faldo won at Augusta, they'll milk it.
>Barry "/bleep/" Hawkins
>>67097029
Yes, it's not Cecil Taylor but it always depends on which mood you're in imo.
How did the players enter before Rob Walker, honestly can't remember
I can't tell whether there's an unusual amount of Norwegians in this thread or if it's simply one of my countrymen posting way too much
>>67097206
They just walked through the leisure centre doors
>>67097218
This tournament has had the most European flags I've ever seen for /147/
>>67097237
It's always the same Finnish guy who saves my OC :3
are there any players which are known to hate each others guts? Trump and Dale for one
>>67097029
>I kinda consider it pop
Jazz in general has a huge pop overlap. Most of the standards can be considered pop and there are tons of jazz artists who draw huge crowds.
>>67097204
>it's not Cecil Taylor
Ha
>>67097276
>>67097283
not sure about hate, but Ronnie and Selby, Ebdon and Ronnie, Ali Carter and Mark Allen
>>67097332
I get the impression that Ronnie and organic banana smoothie have a Keane/Vieira sort of thing. Probably friends off the table once they retire
>>67097283
Ronnie and Ebdon
Mark "fuck Hearn" Allen and World Snooker shills
>>67097332
care to elaborate on allen and carter?
GWUN RUNNIE
>>67097392
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/5277758/Mark-Allen-wanted-to-punch-Ali-Carter-as-he-claims-dirty-tricks.html
10/10 would let ronnie tickle my asshole with his cue
Why is Mark Allen always so salty?
>no century
Dropped
>>67097306
Cecil is already 87 years old, hold me m8
>>67097327
>tfw no more Bingposting
>>67097283
Maguire and Murphy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Maguire#Rivalry
>After his 2006 World Championship match with Marco Fu, Maguire said, 'I don't want to be a fat world champion', a dig at Murphy.
>>67097332
Maguire v Murphy
Maguire:
>I don't want to be a fat world champion.
>>67097467
I can't believe this.........
The draw part of the wiki is already updated with Ronnie and Higgins winning
>>67097546
weird...
>>67097546
I bet the joos did it!
FACKING GO ON RONIIEEEEEE
CHEATING BARRY MUG
GWAN RONNIE DO EM!!
>tfw home from work, in my dressing gown and watching snooker
Belated:
JUST TRUMP
>>67097491
>>67097467
No wonder he lost in the first round, then.
>>67097445
Maybe he'll live another decade, who knows.
Ronnie turning it up today
>>67097748
Let's hope so.
BARRY YOU MUG
ronnies my bf
GOOO OOORRRRNNNN RONNIE
THE PEOPLES CHAMPION (now trumps out)
What boards are the snooker players?
>>67097823
>Ronnie
>Trump
You had your ADHD meditation today pal?
If ronnie gets knocked out im not going to watch it until the finals
>all this clapping
Who let the Americans in?
>>67097847
Ronnie: /b/
Neil: /vg/
Trump: [s4s]
Murphy: /qa/
>>67097847
Willie Thorne - /sp/ (mainly browses /bet/)
Steve Davis - /mu/
Judd Trump - /cm/
>>67097884
Allen: /k/
Fu: /c/
Ding: /a/
Hunter: /x/
>>67097925
Robertson: /r9k/
>>67097925
Allen is clearly /x/.
If Borkins knocks out Ronnie does that make Williams the favourite?
>tfw Williams v Higgins final
RETRO
E
T
R
O
O'Sullivan's finished, isn't he?
>>67097884
Murphy is /fa/ tbf
>>67097988
Hunter is a ghost though
>>67097847
Peter Ebdon /pol/
GWAN RONNIE
>only an hour on BBC2
Fucks sake back to shitty red button quality then
>>67097991
>underestimating the Zester
cum on ronnie
>>67098016
Yet they play tennis all fucking day cutting into every show not giving a fuck
>>67098062
tennis?
>>67098062
>muh wimbledon
>muh London Marathon
>muh womens sports
>>67098009
Hunter is dead, so maybe /v/?
>implying roon is coming back
>>67097991
Cheeky fifth title for Higgins, mate.
>>67098016
>tfw webplayer multi tasking
>>67098062
>wimmen's football on BBC2
>last time a lineswoman gave offside straight from a throw-in
>Jonathan Pearce sounded bewildered whilst his female co-commentator tried to laugh it off
>94% pot success for both players after 19 frames played
that's some of the highest quality potting I've seen desu lads, it's not unusual for one player to be that high but both I don't think I've seen
>>67098088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis
>>67098108
Full coverage of the marathon because watching africans run for 3 hours is riveting
>>67098216
Absolutely inch-perfect.
>CUM ON RAWN
even as a fan of him, this is annoying
gwan ronnie fags literally make me dislike Ronnie
>One day the Ronniefag will die and all will be peaceful
total domination
Who's this Gwan woman, anyway?
>rpnnie
