HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Pathers: Blown the Fuck Out By a CAR
DAL:Spezza's four points shoot Stars to 2nd Round
DAL:Lehtonen, Stars nearly see huge lead vanish
MIN:Spugeon's 2G not enough; Wild's season ends
WAS:Backstrom scores GWG, WSH eliminates PHI in 6
LA:Vincent Lecavalier is still retiring
PHI:Michal Neuvirth expected to start on Sunday
CHI:Ladd helps Hawks come back to force Game 7
CHI:Crawford steadies after rough 1st; Hawks win
STL:Elliott, Blues see early lead vanish in loss
ANA:Vatanen has two points, ANA a 3-2 series lead
ANA:Andersen makes 26 saves for 3rd win in a row
NAS:Rinne struggles again, Predators on the brink
Is an car an athlete?
First for Tampa tranny cruising mobile to ECF.
>>67086994
first for
>TavaGOAT
JOHNNY JOHNNY HE'S OUR MAN
>>67086994
>new thread
>not car edition
fuck off
5th for pens win stan lee
A FUCKING CAR
>Ekbust directly responsible for both goals tonight
>Bustkov literally costing them game 5
Wew lad
>MAD
>AT A FUCKING CAR
>>67086941
>>67086941
>>67086941
>bishit
Yeah first in GAA and 2nd in SV% in the regular season not to mention how well he played in the playoffs last year with all the elimination game shutouts. What a horrible goalie!
So the Bolts v Pens ECF should be pretty good. The Pens will have momentum, but the Caps are gonna beat the shit out of them, and Tampa had Pitt's number this year.
why even live?
New York Islanders master race reporting in
>rags
>kittens
>blots
lmfao
>yfw the Islanders win Stan Lee's cup
>Jagr 36 games without a goal in the playoffs
Fucking WEW lad
I paid 25k for tickets to sit inside the car and listen to the radio broadcast AMA
stars are gonna win it all
>>67087092
Playoff hockey, has your team been eliminated ye- oh
John Tavares makes the same amount of money as Dave Bolland
man that isles/cats series was so bad. either of those teams would get swept by the Caps in 3.
And here I am...just waiting for you guys to finish still...getting pretty boring to be completely honest with you
>>67087091
2011 was a good series. I hope this one is too.
>>67087087
wasn't quite good enough
time to feast on some >swedish defending
Does anybody honestly think the islels can beat >us
I want to fuck the car.
i fucking love hockey
>>67087113
HERE I AM
GETTING OLDER ALL THE TIME
leafs would have swept either florida or the islanders kek
what a shit series of shit teams
>>67087125
He had a torn groin and Johnson had a broken wrist zzz
>islanders
>second round
https://youtu.be/G-Wn48geCJ8?t=91
Sooooo stars are winning da lee right
LITERALLY EVERYONE IS MAD
SMELL EM
I cannot wait to put the Blackcucks in their place next round.
>>67087094
>>67087096
>islels
Tampa got off easy. The triplets are going to tear apart those literally whos
>>67087167
As they should be. The game never should have gone to OT in the first place.
https://vine.co/v/iUwanHOLMT7
https://vine.co/v/iUwanHOLMT7
https://vine.co/v/iUwanHOLMT7
>>67087099
wew
he's a bust tbqhwyf
Is it gay if you fuck a tranny but don't let her fuck you? I'm asking for a friend.
>>67087167
REMINDER THAT THE ISLANDERS WERE ONCE SOLD TO A SCAM ARTIST BY MISTAKE
>>67087162
>nearly getting memed on by the mild
hawks are going to bounce the mild yet again
it's becoming a tradition
>>67087128
>He actually thinks the blots will beat the based Islanders.
wew wew wew
I didn't know the fanbases of both Florida teams were delusional.
JT is going to make Ben Bitchop look like a clown.
>>67087167
>melrose
>>67087180
now post all the refpuck against the islanders so we can compare or else your opinion is instantly discarded
>>67087128
literally no one could be that stupid
>yfw the pongs win da stan lee
>rags
>>67087177
But the Blackhawks won't be in the second round??
>>67087200
>Can't win without refpuck
>Think you can beat Tampa
That's delusion.
>>67087193
Gays don't consider that gay
>>67087167
>Melrose
Ouch what a fisting
>>67087197
the documantery was pretty good, recommend watching, the nhl used to be an even bigger bush league than it is now
>>67087167
>the city of barry melrose
>>67087102
what kind of car
>>67087167
>levy
>every series in 7
>>67087102
was it worth it
>Islander fans thinking they weren't gifted this win
>lel
https://vine.co/v/iUwanHOLMT7
>>67087167
Melrose still mad Tampa canned him.
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>67087167
>Melrose actually gets paid for his hockey "knowledge"
fuck this gay earth
>>67087232
>Beats a half-dead Wongs team
>Think you can beat JT and Greiss.
LMFAO
>>67087219
>Thinking the >blose will make to the second round
>>67087268
>M-M-Muh ref puck!
Please, get the fuck out here with this bull shit. Islanders won because they were 2x the team the kittens are
>>67087265
You can
As long as her cock doesn't get inside you, you're gucci
NHL is the worst of all fucking time, I don't know how people watch this shit. fucking refpuck bs
>>67087204
not him, but there was none you little bitch
Bettman called in the fix for his jewyork buddies
>everyone doubting islanders against florida teams
>>67087316
you should have been aborted
>>67087279
You forgot to mention
>Barely beats a half dead Wongs team
Those last 2 games weren't exactly blowouts as much as tranpa fans love to say BTFO
>>67087299
Game would have been over if the obvious and undeniable tripping in the last minute was called.
Get the fuck out of here with your delusions of deserving the win.
REMINDER THAT THE ISLANDERS WERE TEMPORARILY OWNED BY A HOMELESS MAN
>THE SHITTY OF NEW YORK ISLANDERS
>>67087322
>slovakian flag
Shit country
Shit hockey
Nobody will ever respect you. "slovakians" are not even real people
>>67087299
>People actually believe this
Islanders got handed the game on a silver platter once OT kicked in. Should never have gone into the first overtime.
>>67087304
What if she rubs her dick on your face?
>>67087299
>cant defend that they were totally missed calls
>this delusion
>>67087219
hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
Blues fans have no right to talk shit about this series whatsoever.
Until proven otherwise, the Blues are choking and no one who knows the Heimlich wants to save their asses. The Blues have been knocked out of the playoffs until proven otherwise.
Elliot has gotten absolutely shitty in the past two games and has been trending down for the last three games. Unless the Hawks absolutely fuck this up, which they may yet still do, the Blues are basically done.
It's a shame too, they're a great team on paper, they just are a bunch of goonish pussies with the mental fortitude of a teenage girl.
>>67087146
it's the playoffs, everyone's injured. chicago only played 4 defensemen and one of them was playing with one arm.
>>67087304
Thanks f͏͏a͏͏m I was worried because she keeps telling me to jerk her off but I don't want to become a faggot
>>67087340
>MAD
SUCK
IT
ALL OF IT
TAKE IT
AND
SUCK
IT
>>67087299
>this is what ledditbabbies actually believe
keep shilling for the league office, faggot
I'm still in shock at how bad the officiating was for the Isle/Cats game.
Tavares is the GOAT tho. Guaranteed a statue when he retires lol.
senpai
>>67087348
Don't forget the fact that Duncan Keith played more hockey than anyone else and he was basically skating without a meniscus aka bone-on-bone
post dallas memes
>>67087372
>skating without a meniscus aka bone-on-bone
Hello early retirement. Then again, he's 32.
islander friends what's up with grabovski? Used to be my favourite leaf.
I'm hopping on my publixmates bandwagon. Please murder those refpuck cunts.
>>67087366
Yo, neutral fan here.
Panthlels played their ass off these playoffs. If they're smart, they build on this season and learn how to lean on someone other than Jagr.
>rags
>>67087359
you have ZERO hockey talent
the only reason you're here is because you are a cuck and a sucker for punishment
>>67087401
>rags
>>67087387
>tfw the refhawks get fucked by the recapture penalty and go to shit for a decade
>>67087398
Don't give in to the darkside. Seriously, these are the formative years that will determine how Panthlels fans are treated on /sp/ for years to come. Take your loss in stride lest you become bitter shitposters that no one likes a la publixposters.
>all those furious lifelong panthers "fans"
very funny tbqh
not a fan of either the Isles/Jags but how are the Isles not going to be swept completely dependent one literally one guy?
>>67087411
FUCK YOOOOU
FUCK YOOOU
GO EAT SHIT RAGGOT
See you soon Tampa Bay
> YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES > YES
>>67087394
concussed for forever
>>67087345
I've never had that happen
>>67087356
Don't feel scared to jerk her off
I suggesr jerking her from behind should you fuck her doggystyle, that's always hot, especially if she cums
DON'T FORGET
>>67087437
its a good plan. Make Griess stand on his head and have JT save the day
it literally cannot go wrong
>>67087387
nah it's not that bad, it was just torn. that's what the surgery was for in October. He still put a 43-pt season despite missing a month.
>>67087426
>these are the formative years
If you're new to /hoc/ maybe
>>67087437
TWO GUYS
>>67087366
The panthleles are Reddit: The Team
>non-traditional location
>Kevin spacey nonsense
>we throw rats on the ice, how epic
>Jagr circlejerk
>finns circlejerking over their bust and accepting no criticism
>employ luongo
>>67087394
his career is probably over unfortunately
>>67087462
It took one year for tampa bay fans to become insufferable.
Two years for dullas fans to be hated for seguinposting.
It only takes one year for fans to become literally insufferable.
>BU5T-K0V
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>we have to watch atleast 2 more games in the isles ugly ass arena
why
>>67087451
not surprising, plays recklessly. he and kulemin were good leafs. I'm rooting for your squad m8.
>>67087506
thank god it will only be 2 more games
>>67087506
because nassau county a shit
>>67087506
>>67087517
>mad at the car
Preseason:
>Last season was just a fluke, Islanders won't make the playoffs.
Mid-way point:
>They aren't even g-good. If they make the playoffs, it will be as a second WC.
End of season:
>They will be swept in 3 games by the superior Panthers.
During the series:
>M-M-Muh ref puck, even though the Panthers got PPs and even an OT penalty shot.
End of series:
>The L-L-Lightning will sweep the Piles in 3, I swear!
LMFAO LMFAO all this delusion. Islanders are about to crush the Hedman babies.
>>67087506
because you're a good boy cuck
NOW WATCH THEM
>>67087461
Oh shit my bad, I read it as present tense for some reason. If he's already had the surgery then yeah, he's good.
>>67087477
>unironically hating on reddit
4chan basiclly stole everything from them anyway
>>67087138
GETTING YOUNGER IN MY MIND
>>67087177
>stars
literally who?
>>67087539
>swept in 3 games
Do you know how math works?
>>67087539
https://vine.co/v/iUwanHOLMT7
Isles fans:
>T-t-t-those weren't trips
>>67087135
she's a qt
>>67087480
sure but nothing has changed
panthers snuck into the playoffs in 2012 and lost a heartbreaking first round series to the Devils who went on to the SCF. Everything was either "wow you guys have some nice young talent," bitter canadian faggots or indifference/not being noticed at all.
next year it's going to be the same shit until they actually go far in the playoffs or win the presidents trophy maybe.
>>67087539
>lelanders are irrelavant
>lelanders won't make the playoffs
>lelanders are a meme team
>lelanders can't sustain this
>n-no ff-f-ans, n-no f-fans CAR CAR
the evolution of raggot arguments 2009-
>>67087517
>this tranny fucker delusion
>>67087539
We'll be waiting, car team :^)
>>67087372
Chicago's worst d man got injured. That versus Tampa's starting goalie and their #1 producer in the playoffs. It's not even remotely comparable.
>>67087565
>taking the most obvious of bait
>>67087477
>kevin SPACEy
this was by far the most retarded
and I feel they stole the idea from Tampa because they had the astronaut
>>67087566
nah these are dubs. but checked.
>>67087584
Well you guys didn't exactly sneak in. You got stonewalled by some back-up goalie. I'd say that's just the name of the game. Keep appearing and keep being respectable and hopefully the shitposters leave you lads alone.
>>67087506
>inb4 the car carries them to the Finals, which they win in 6 games for maximum car magic
PULJU U18 AND U20 CHAMPION HOW CAN HE BE SO BASED???
So Islander fans have won ONE series in the playoffs since the early 90's, and now they think they're good. Even after being handed that game
>lel
>>67087608
Oduya had one arm
>>67087566
Refs missed a shit ton of calls against the Isles as well, or do they not count because they don't fit your narrative?
>>67087617
>reverse baited
Kys
>>67087639
post the picture of pulju in an islanders hat
I know I have seen it before
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4
MY FUCKIN FACE
>>67087608
>Roszival
>worst d man
>not Runblad
sasuga faggot
Also, let's not forget that to end the series, game 6 no less, that the Tampa Bay Lightning, filled with a single goal scoring line filled with dominance and the supposed most prolific scoring talent in the league, GOT SHUT THE FUCK OUT BY COREY FUCKING CRAWFORD IN AN ELIMINATION GAME.
Keep making excuses and dwelling on the past like a bunch of whiny niggers instead of focusing on the future and how you're about to get lambasted by a hot goalie on the Islanders because, just like you in real life, your team can't score.
barkov is a FUCKING bust
>>67087648
>not wife's son
Do you even meme
>>67087215
>tfw made it in the collage
>>67087667
>baiting the baiter of the bait
Don't be so b8
>>67087648
>barkov's only 20
Good luck in the future finlan
>>67087602
>pongs
>getting past the craps
I guess you're free to watch the Craps-Islanders ECF if you want to, friend. :)
>>67087686
We both know Tampa is going to win.
>no publix match up
REEE
>>67087714
No we dont, your team is injured and limp-wristed, just like every male in your family, and the Isles will make them pay for it unless Bishop decides to wear his big boy diapers and doesn't shit his pants
>>67087714
Maybe the contest for most tranny cocks sucked
Good job good effort Pantherfans
Lightning fans publix is shit and so are guinea pigs
DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIVES SONS EVER AGAIN JOHNNY TAVARES
>>67087663
So you can sit there and tell everyone here that if it went the other way around you wouldn't be pissed about series ending non calls?
>K
>tfw sexy trap sucking your cock while you're eating a publix sub and posting on /hoc/
>>67087697
Best feeling
>>67087737
How long till Hedman and Bishop fight each other for the puck again?
>>67087739
>mad at guinea pigs
;_;
>>67087768
that situation already happen last year so I know dipshit
you'll deal with it, I did
>>67087215
>country goaltending is still a meme
DGI would be proud
>BU-2TK0V
Literally miko koivu tier at best
>>67087768
Well my team wouldn't have missed an OT penalty shot.
Nor would my team be total shit on our PP and PK.
>>67087782
How much did the trap cost? $300?
>>67087797
Hopefully one day
>>67087722
I'm pretty disappointed. I was looking forward to half of the second round matchups being California vs California and Florida vs Florida.
>THE CITY OF YAROMIR YAGR
>>67087737
Only injury that matters is Stralman and he's getting there. Islanders are nothing if you shut down Tavares. That car wilt be enough to power them Ito the ECF.
>>67087477
>non traditional location
so you would prefer bandwagoning a team 1000 miles away?
>kevin spacey nonsense
are you really assravaged because of a celebrity fan? So your opinion on the Pens is affected by snopp dogg then?
>we throw rats on the ice
"waaaaaah a team actually does something different, why isn't every team a soulless money machine"
sup bettman. if you want no fun allowed bullshit then watch another sport
>not liking jagr
>not liking finns
>not liking luongo
>>67087811
She does it for free, just like the homophobic mod that deletes all my posts
>>67087805
>my
>our
>>67087818
be proud, because you jinxed it
now pls look forward to pens bolts ECF :^)
sup /hoc/
I've officially decided to migrate here as my official /sp/ general posting thread. /nba/ is just fucking shit anymore and /hoc/ generates far superior memes
>>67087805
Not "my" or "our" team
Just wondering how these weren't called
>>67087852
spee mods
BEELOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67087128
>not having a car in your arena
>>67087847
You know when you make angry defensive replies you make the people insulting your team happy. I don't think Florida hockey "fans" are ever going to get that... The whining in Tranpa vs Islanders threads is going to be intense.
>>67087663
>Refs missed a shit ton of calls against the Isles as well
Except for the part that this never happened.
It's one thing to have an asterisk championship, you have an asterisk playoff win. Fucking hilarious watching you cucks
>>67087697
>tfw in the collage TWICE
>>67087840
And the bolts are nothing if you shut down nothing.
Go back to posting about a sandwich chain. Seriously, if a chain of sandwich stores that doesn't exist across state lines is the only thing that you can feasibly brag about, reassess your priorities.
>>67087897
Having been in threads of both teams, it's going to be fucking horrible. Bunch of whiny, entitled cunts. At least when the ducks or kongs fans talk shit they have experience to back it up.
is john tavares elite?
>>67087916
It's not even really about the sandwiches. It's about constantly reminding everyone that they exist so they can appear to have a legitimate fanbase on /hoc/
>>67087087
>>67087146
Wonder how he broke all that stuff...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIbAKxrMsHk
>>67087916
Publix is in six states. Stay mad at sandwiches.
>>67087943
Yes
>>67087899
Martin literally got a penalty because a guy broke a stick ON him
you didn't even watch shit, you were just shitposting in the thraeds
you are fucking cancer and your whines sustain me
>>67087916
>Kongs fans have experience
The ruse is up.
>mad at a vehicle in a sports arena
>>67087958
>there are people on /hoc/ right now who will never know how it feels to have their cock sucked by a trap in the handicap stall of a Publix men's room
I truly feel sorry for them
a fucking car
fucking
car
>>67087897
>angry, defensive
Where? We can talk or we can have a gay tripfag circlejerk like every other dogshit general that isn't /hoc/
>>67087916
>entitled
>hypes up commiefornia teams
lel
Anyone else hate this playoff format? I dont really mind the two divisions in each conference and the wildcards and stuff but they really need to have them seeded by conference 1-8. This new playoff format shit is retarded. If you are in a good division you are fucked. Beyond getting fucked over based on what division you are in, it isnt as interesting because the two best teams often wont even be playing in the conference championship game against eachother nor will division rivals.
>>67087990
>tfw never been to a Publix
But you've never been to a Wawa ;)
I am curious, tampon bay """"""""""fans"""""""""" only
What other boards do you visit?
>>67088044
In the post I replied to.
>southern education
>>67088054
the islanders have more points than tranpa but they won't have home ice
that's pretty weird
>>67088064
http://www.gloryholeguide.com/forums/index.php
>>67088064
mostly /v/ and /vg/
>>67088064
r9k and x
sometimes pol
>>67088064
/lgbt/, /a/, /mlp/ and reddit for me :)
>>67088064
Just lgbt and r9k
>>67088095
http://www.gloryholeguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5386
>yfw Tampa is highly recommended by the members of this forum
>>67088064
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/b/ (only the furry threads though!)
Bros...I was actually thinking of moving to Tampa Bay area for work. I'm from the north east.
Is it really full of trannys or is that just an ebin /hob/ meme?
>>67088067
>the post i replied to
yeah my post. not angry or defensive at all really, just trying to sort some misguided redditkiddie out
Also Florida isn't the South. rednecks and nigs don't play hockey
>>67088168
it's a meme you dip
>>67088168
If you like straight degeneracy they got that too:
http://tampabukkake.com/
>>67088182
a lot of /sp/ memes about certain cities/states are true, you know
>>67088063
wawa a shit
sheetz niggaaaa
>>67088064
Mostly sp, tv and fit
>all this tranny memeing
stay obsessed, /hoc/
>>67088192
>Almost Female
A tranny porn site? From Tampa? Color me shocked.
>>67088063
They have Wawa in Tampa fampai
>>67088168
that's like asking if avril lavigne really dunks basketballs in colombus
>>67088222
I've lived in PA my whole life pham, 18 total years in /sheetz/ territory, 6 years total in /wawa/ territory, both are good but wawa is superior
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>67088226
>mad
>at
>a meme
>>67088304
you're a fucking cuck. You can't even drink.
guys, a car
a fucking car guys
How did the Tampa tranny meme start anyway?
>>67088342
18
plus
6
try again
>>67088350
someone's gonna stick their benis in that cars tailpipe
>>67088350
MAD AT CARS
A
D
A
T
C
A
R
S
why are people so angry at a car?
>>67088365
tbf it might look pretty cute in a skirt and makeup
>>67088332
wew lad
honk honk
>>67087506
It's not even a car, it's having fucking railings blocking the ice even when you're on TV. Why don't they just move the camera to the other side?
Thread Category/Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjeqlmb7Ri8&list=PLC26C2524453E8811
>>67087167
>the city of Melrose
>>67088589
tfw live like 10 miles from Yelm. What the fuck
Just moved into third place lads
Looking forward to blowing all your brackets the fuck out
>2016 nhl playoffs games get lower ratings than alabama spring football game
christ that's sad
Can someone explain this car meme?
>>67088795
Yeah but think of the demographics. Hockey is known for having affluent white viewers. Those southern sister fucking rednecks aren't as valuable to advertisers.
>>67088849
...no
>>67087167
>melrose
>>67088864
Pls... :^)
>>67088852
>>67088795
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/nhl-least-diverse-most-advertiser-friendly-tv-audience-194010102--nhl.html
Backing up what I said. You're more likely to see ads for cars, loans, that kind of thing than dick pills and carls jr.
If you didn't know, there is this huge cave in the Islanders arena because Barclays was not built for hockey. There are no seats along the glass and instead there is a deck above and empty space beneath, where they parked a Honda Pilot for advertising purposes.
>mfw Isles or the Bolts are in the conferece finals
>>67088959
BEEP BEEP
>>67088885
Cars are qt
>>67088885
Meme
So I just had an Islanders fan tell me that if the non called trips went the other way around, that the Islanders fans would not be mad about. And that the rest of the hockey world is "salty"
>yes salty was the best he could come up with
>>67088959
>bolts again
pls no
I hate watching them so much
pls
no
>>67088885
:) m e m e s (:
>>67088999
I want them to get eliminated so we can laugh at their butthurt fans. You know that day is coming you just don't know when.
Is Franzen ded 4ever?
>>67088998
no need to be salty
>>67089066
It seems he is. But he lives on forever on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jfranzen93/
Post your face when Finland wins WHC and WC too.
>tfw the wings are a complete dumpster fire and will miss the playoffs for the next 4 years
>>67089023
If we weren't butthurt last season why would we be this time
>>67089149
Hmmm, let's see. A team that has it's fans whining about refpuck and "dirty" players after games they won. Yup, you're right, not going to be butthurt.
>>67089179
Idk if we didn't get butt hurt last year after crashy b throwing the most important game of the series I don't see anyone being any angrier this year
>>67088544
Triggered
>>67089126
>mad at wings
>>67089077
>he posted a video of 2 birds fuggin in tranpa
I guess that concussion is still affecting him.
>>67089222
Checked
>Yfw the panthers lost the stan lee cup
>>67089238
Mashallah
>>67089243
>image.jpg
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67089269
>people still buy Apple products in 2016
>>67089292
Kek. I'm going to miss this meme
>>67089179
Abby is a scumbag senpai that's just reality. Tampa lost in the finals last year and it was pretty humiliating. Bishop and Hedman colliding was horrible to watch. Nothing is going to be worse than that.
>>67089311
Lel, still buttfrustrated
>>67089222
I'm actually a wings fan and the team is fuck tBh
illitch too senile to fire Holland desu
>>67089311
>Tampa
>In charge of not being triggered
My favorite was when /r/tampabaylightning made his face the downvote button. Most butthurt fanbase in the league today, and they didn't even get eliminated yet! You'd think the team was losing as much as you fuckers whine.
>>67089297
Memes don't die.
>>67089352
>so butt blasted he can't stop talking about us
M8 if you weren't on here obsessing over us I wouldn't even remember Detroit exists
Islanders weren't even very impressive smhtbhfam.
The cats' total playoff inexperience showed and they shat the bed
T. Not cats fan
>>67089387
Didn't even mention you until you brought it up. We were just posting Abdelkader stuff until you got triggered
>Abby is a scumbag senpai that's just reality.
Take a seat tranpa.
>>67089344
Don't be so negative m8. They might miss it the next years. But there's no way to know what will happen in the future, so there's no reason to make predictions about a couple of years ahead
>>67089352
I got to watch Tampa win one cup so if I never see another it won't be the worst thing. Obviously I would love to see it but I don't think anyone actually believes they have a shot this year. They'll likely beat the Isles and get bounced in the ECF.
>>67089419
Depends on how good Bishop is. I don't have faith in the team itself.
>>67089411
Wasn't me m8. I don't really give a shit about that series, other than the first two games it was pretty lame
Rips on piss kittycats
>Panthers out
fug
Blackhawks pls win tomorrow
>>67089437
Bishop carried them in game 5 against the wongs, but that won't fly when they start playing tougher teams
>>67089483
If they face a memey team like the craps that might just be good enough.
>>67089500
they'll never face the caps tho
>>67089518
>Bill the hockey guy
>>67089518
Yeah as much as I hate the pens I think they mean business.
>>67089500
I think Tampa stands a much better chance against the Caps than the Pens honestly.
>>67089518
>yfw big game bill wins the stan lee cup
What if Shitcago-Shittsburgh SCF
>>67088064
/o/, /vg/ for fightan games, /pol/
>>67089638
Is there any way both those teams can lose?
>>67089638
sharks pens final I already called it
PULJU
>>67089638
Shitsburgh over Shitcago tbf
>>67088998
>using reddit
>>67089644
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_Death_%281995_film%29
Maybe if the plot of this movie happens except the terrorists win.
>>67089711
not him but reddit is a pretty good place for more in-depth blackhawks discussion
>wake up
>see 6-1
>>67089759
Why are Finns so ugly?
Does anyone have any hope left that the Blues can do it?
>>67089815
I do. But only because in 2011 we showed that it was possible. But we only did it by the skin of our teeth and because Burrows is clutch as fuck. I just don't think the Blues have it in them.
>>67089837
I hope they can pull it off. I really do.
>>67089859
Me too. I hope you guys can find your dragon slayer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnebsuhivHY
>>67089815
I do.
This could be the best first round in /hoc/ history
>>67089837
>Burrows
You're trading him, right?
>>67089882
Delete this post family
>>67089815
I hope they do but I know they wont. Would be great to see the kongs, rags, and redditcocks all have first round exits.
>>67089920
Burrows is getting bought out. He doesn't have any value.
>>67089282
>mad
>at iPhones
>>67088959
rags must be thrilled they won that last game against the toilet to get the third seed
>>67089965
>Buying the electronic jew
>>67089965
Not really mad, it's just fun to point out all the morons that buy into planned obsolescence
>>67089920
If they're doing anything with him it's a buyout, if we trade him we're gonna have to keep a lot of salary.
Most fans want the buy out to open up a roster spot for a rookie.
But he's considered a leader in the room and Willie really likes him.
>tfw put money on Chicago winning against St. Loius
>tfw fine with the game going either way
Ded
>>67090138
That's how it goes when there aren't late west coast games.
Was there any shitposting about Finland winning Sweden 6-1 in U18?
I just woke up.
>>67089989
Prepare to get money over the Hawks getting shrekt.
Late night hoc is dead. Maybe we can actually discuss hockey.
>>67090265
>rags
>that Tavares OT goal
hory shet
>>67090167
Yes. Pulju got a hat trick. Kippers got mad
fins are fucking mongoloids
So who do you guys have in your conference finals? I've got Pens and Bolts in the ECF with Hawks and Ducks in the WCF.
>>67090200
Thank you for confirming it with your nice numbers.
>>67090322
Same tbf
>>67089957
>>67089987
Trading Edler or Sbisa would also be a good idea
>>67090318
>fins are fucking mongoloids
That's fine I guess, as long as they don't take advantage of them.
PULJU
U
L
J
U
>>67090362
Who the fuck would take them.
Edler is aging and past his prime.
Sbisa is one of the most overpayed players in the league.
Any trade would have to be a pure salary dump.
>binland
>seriously thought shartkov could overcome North American God John Tavares
>>67090433
>not overcoming beepbeep
>A FUCKING CAR
>>67090477
>mad at based honky
>>67090477
yfw the car wins the cup
>went into the post season expecting a first round exit
>people are putting >us in their conference final predictions
Are the bolts doing that well without stammer and stralman or is the rest of the east that shit
>>67090528
>expecting a a first round exit
>against Detroit
>sunbelt "fans"
The bolts side of the eastern bracket with Detroit, Florida and NYI is shit, yes. The other side with Pittsburgh and Washington is better though.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
So many kittens are buttblasted over the missed trip and they don't even realize that it was a
>LET THEM PLAY KIND OF CALL
in
>PLAYOFF HOCKEY
that goes without a whistle
>99.9% OF THE TIME
Not to mention they also conveniently forgot about the
>12465
missed calls throughout the series that didn't get called and all of a sudden
>1 FUCKIN CALL
that doesn't get called for them is the reason why
>THE REFEREEING SUCKS IN THE PLAYOFFS
>>67090797
mfw the isle announcers were constantly saying from the literal start of the game that it was the type of game where the refs let them play
>>67090797
Bruh, chill
Is it too late to >rags?
Finns can be pretty cool sometimes tbf guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIs00QjiJZQ
So are the Finals over yet or what?
>>67090552
>most of >our best players were injured or coming off lengthy injuries
I'm impressed they didn't at least go to 7
>>67090889
Never to late
>rags
>>67087215
made the collage (y)
>>67090797
pantherfags did not realize that there was no chance with Tavares awakened
>sweeds
>>67091167
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
>swedes
>no top prospects for years
oh boi
>>67091332
>rags
>yfw stars win the cup
>>67091402
>finnish goaltending
>>67091402
>stars
>out of the second round
>>67091416
lel this blackhawks fan salty af
>>67091447
>implying there's a single dollar amount on this planet that would influence me to root for the Chicago Blackhawk organization
>>67090322
Pens/Bolts and Stars/Ducks. Worried after yesterday's Stars/Mild game. Pens/Ducks scf.
>>67091462
the pens will run out of meme magic long before the final, no way they make it there
the nhl is rigged by gary betman to favour new york teams, open your eyes
>>67091519
>being this buttblasted about bustkov's demise
>>67091519
>finland
Can't wait til the blues choke tonight.
>>67091519
Daily reminder that Bettman grew up an islanders fan
>the NHL's obvious bias towards the Islanders every game
rat
>>67091791
FUCK this cunt
Bustkov a shit
>>67091791
he a good boy
This is Reffy McRefface. You are allowed to take out all your pent up frustrations about referees on him.
>>67088069
hey look i'm not the only slovak in /hoc/
neat
>>67091958
nice baldness you bozo
>>67087697
>tfw made the count of ">rags" screenshot
>>67086994
Broons fan here. Go isles. Meme on the other teams tbqh
>>67091482
This is just simply not true.
>rags
>6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1
When will ProScout post the video of him eating his own shit out of a bucket?
>>67092194
This desu fampai. He tricked me into believing the Kitties would make ECF
6-1
6-1
6-1
BINLAN FINALLY THE NUMBER ONE COUNTRY IN HOCKEY?????
>isles vs. tranpa gay
Literally who cares, the series. East is decided by the pongs/craps series tbhfam
>>67092277
Nice Hedman-digits you've got there m8. Looks like he'll be heading to the ECF
Official /hoc/-list over the most interesting to the least interesting matchups in round 2 of the 2016 playoffs, from the perspective of someone who isn't a fan of any of the teams involved:
1. Washington - Pittsburgh
2. Dallas - Chicago/St. Louis
3. Anaheim/Nashville - San Jose
4. Tampa Bay - New York (Islanders)
>>67092315
This tbf.
>>67092343
SEX ET
Excited for the lottery desu lads
>>67092421
ETT*
>>67092432
Same here tbhfam, until dedmonton gets another top 3. Then I will be full of impotent rage.
>>67087177
>southern hockey teams
Nobody likes you, get fucked you hick faggot
>>67092486
ett två tre fyra fem sex sju otta nio tio elva tolv tretton fyrton femton sexton sjuton
>>67091519
>rags
>>67092513
åtta*
fjorton*
sjutton*
Pretty decent for a finn/10
good morning /hoc
I invite you to post >(your face when) the st louis blues choke, as usual, and the chicago blackhawks advance to round 2 of the stanley cup playoffs
>>67092513
very good Pekka
>>67092513
yxi kaksi kolme
The only team I have been wrong with so far is Tampa. Thank you based tavares you're elite as fuck.
>>67092525
Thanks finnish education system in 3 years i learned to count in swedish and say 'jag prata inte svenska'
>>67092545
Nobody cares
>>67092546
Pratar*
Almost ;^)
I don't blame you for not spending more energy on it tbf
>>67092550
Fuck off, Jeffery
>>67092546
ÄR DET LEDIGT HÄR?
JAG HETER PEKKA
SVENSKA ÄR DET BÄSTA ÄMNET
>>67092528
I'm ready for the annual blues first round elimination day
>>67092555
https://youtu.be/pi5wKs_CYgM
Just neanderthal my shit up senpai
>>67092559
Well done, Pekka. 100% correct
>>67092566
That's a classic. No one knows what he is trying to say to this day
2.43 % of all posts in this thread ends with 77.
Tampa confirmed.
0.24% of all posts in this thread ends with 88.
Chicago confirmed for being done.
hurumykket maler, du hör
>>67092550
Sunbelt fan detected
>>67092650
delet this
Pens in 6
Tampa in 7
Chicago in 6
Anaheim in 6
>>67092581
Got the best possible grade from the 1 (one) compulsory Swedish course in university :^)
I wonder how bad the other students must have been.
>>67092686
>Chicago in 6
excuse me sir I believe you meant to say st louis in 4
>>67092665
10.3% of all posts in this thread ends with 8.
Washington barely confirmed.
>>67092650
This of course also means that San Jose are done.
>>67092694
He was guessing the results of round 2, not team average golf handicaps
If the blues choke again against the hawks, will St Louis riot and set the city on fire?
>>67092746
the real question is, would you be able to tell the difference?
Is there any way to watch the last couple minutes of the islander game with the Florida feed? I would like to hear how asspained potvin and his faggot sidekick got
Alright bolts fans.
Give the Blues a spirit bomb to overcome choking.
\0/
>>67092886
I'm looking forward to same happening to the hawks broadcasters. I fucking hate them.
>>67092903
>blues fans
Reminder that the cats got refpucked
>mfw Finland wins WHC and WC too
>still lose the olympic final in pyongpongping or whatever and be forever without olympic gold in hoki
>stors management unironically believed this to be a solution
Southern hockey is a mistake
>>67093009
Is there a bigger playoff choker than Jarobust "BarkovBabby" Jagr?
>>67093024
Kari "pass the puck across an open net" letitin
Stars are so fucked lmao
>>67093027
he's just fucking old, couldn't handle the tempo in 2013, couldn't handle it now
blame panthers management for relying on him so much
>>67093024
>made it to the second round first time since 2008
good solution desu
>>67093055
risto dubs confirm
>>67093055
They're going to get shelled by either the blues/hawks.
Tell me about Kane, why does he wear the mask?
>>67093024
The real problem is Dallas D though. At the moment their offense is carrying the team, goalies are pulling their weight while defense is dragging them down.
>>67093055
Only because they played Finland: The team
Dallas shouldn't've even beaten Minnesota desu. An injured team at that
>>67093068
patrick "sharpie in pooper" sharp will destroy the hawks
>>67093087
The fun thing is that Finns actually showed up when Mild was facing elimination. Same can't be said of Dubnyk or Parise.
Tell me about Pulju, why does he wear the smile?
>>67093103
With a finn you're always too late to win
>>67093088
Dallas was also missing their #1 center. They were missing their 2nd best player so your argument is invalid.
>>67093104
Because he knows
>>67093113
I thought Dallas had a deep high flying offense??
????
Guys I though Pulju was a retard but he had 7.6 average in middle school(scale is 4-10). That'd mean that he is actually intellectually average and not a retard like some of his antics lead to believe. There might be still hope left.
>mfw round 2 is a bye for the hawks
will be a relief after the nail biter round 1 was
>>67093125
Seguin is better than Parise and Vanek combined.
>>67093132
>Blackhawks
>Making it to round 2
Pick one :^)
>>67093145
>taint poois
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fsrkxf9cnw
>>67093139
So they rely on one guy?
That doesn't seem like a good offensive powerhouse to me
>>67093156
I'm not quite sure what your argument is. I never said they rely on 1 guy for offense. But this whole mild was injured meme works on Dallas too.
>>67093156
Benn is also better, he is probably the best player in the entire league right now
>>67093168
My argument is that they couldn't easily put away a team missing 80% of its offense.
>>67093151
more like Jessy POOLPARTY XDDD
>>67093091
Sharp hasn't been dangerous since 2013. If you think a 20 goal scorer is going to rape the Hawks then please leave.
>>67093278
>mad
>at sharp
rape yourself and leave
>yfw The west plays out like this
Obviously replace kongs with shorks.
will kane's hairline ever recover?
>>67093327
>Ducks
>>67093353
The ducks will win the cup this year.
>>67093365
>implying they can squeak by the stars
please leave reddit
>>67093365
Maybe a coffee cup from a senior bingo
>>67093408
Implying the stars won't choke against chicago next round
>>67093112
>6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1>6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1>6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1>6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1
>>67093408
The stars are a meme you idiot. They won't even get to the WCF. The stars won't be able to do shit against a team with a defense and a goaltender who isn't Devan dubnyk.
Finnish NHL team when?
>>67093351
Damn SJWs stressing Kane out for those fake rape allegations.
He needs mullet aid stat!
>>67091163
there should be a picture of tavares with glowing eyes
>>67093426
>chicago
>next round
top kek go back to r/blackhawks my friend :^)
>>67093365
>Ducks will win the cup this year
Canada bro knows what's up.
>pic is the only reason Nashville won any games
>>67093427
>T-they weren't trying
>U18 doesn't matter
>2006 torino sverige sverige heja sverige
>muh Nylander
>>67093447
I'm not a hawks fan it's just the bloos are literally choking on cock right now.
>3 chances to eliminate
>all failures
Cap this post
>>67093466
>sent from my iPad
>>67093452
Bird vs bird final
>>67093440
When teleportation is a thing
>>67093511
It's already a thing. I saw the puck teleport behind Lunshits back multiple times :^)
>>67093535
good point pekka
>>67093504
Ducks vs pens or vs bolts for the sake of memery
>>67093535
I kinda feel bad for him though. He's trying his best.
>>67093501
You sure do suck alot of reddit cock how bout you fuck off back there while the big boys discuss hockey
>>67093594
>/hoc/
>discuss hockey
>big boys
How new are you?
>>67093594
upvoted :^)
>>67093365
this desu
>>67093608
Im a big boy.
>>67093622
Dubs confirm
>>67093623
UUUU
Can someone post the screenshot of pro scout saying that he will film himself eating a bucket of shit if the Panthers don't make the conference finals?
>>67093636
>>67093594
>big boys
>>67093647
>tfw he actually does it
501st for pulju
TTSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If you guys think the Pens are a lock in round 2 then you'd better think twice.
The reasons the Flyers gave the Caps trouble are their gritty style and new goaltending. Neuvirth, a former Caps goalie, played out of his mind in the final three games. He was never that clutch for the Caps. Essentially, the Caps beat them at their own game and dominated with their special teams.
The Penguins, on the other hand, have one game plan: force breakaways and odd-man rushes using speed. It works well until you clog up the neutral zone and prevent your defenders from using stretch passes. This is why Sullivan has kept those AHL call-ups -- they have enough grit and speed to make that happen. This also, theoretically, keeps the puck out of their defensive zone, where a back-up goaltender (and Fleury isn't much better) awaits. Not to mention if you pressure the Pens' defensemen at all (notably Letang) they will cough up the puck.
Historically, the Flyers have given the Pens lots of trouble. They do so by playing a physical game that the squishy Pens can't cope with. If the Caps can keep up a physical game against the Pens then I'd say the Pens would eventually fold. The skill on both teams are split pretty evenly, but the Pens are just so much more predictable with their run-and-gun style.
I can see the Caps-Pens series going either way. Either team will be the SCF contender from the East given how dogshit the Atlantic division has been. But don't think the Caps won't end out on top because of the bumps in the road the Flyers gave them.
>>67087197
>REMINDER THAT THE ISLANDERS WERE ONCE SOLD TO A SCAM ARTIST BY MISTAKE
>>67087238