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yo guys sorry here we go lets go Memes
go sox
leggo
You may only post in this thread if Based Ellen Baker roots for your team
>Time for Red Sox baseball
Hopefully they don't shit the bed tonight.
Who /here/?
>floodstros
BasedMookie
kind of want to buy one of these astros shirts
>>67082390
apologize again
NOW
BASED MANLETS
Wow, Butterfield held the runner
Was that a womens voice i heard with me ear
>>67082517
hi draper
Time for a grand slam
>walking Ortiz
>in the 1st
LEL
>>67082517
2nd time did it when young could of scored couple games back
Also
Hi draper
Excellent hustle Hanley
the helmet came off!!! if you weren't paying attention you might have missed it WOW what a thrill it came off again
Based Hanley
>>67082574
>>67082552
Hey pals
HE DIDNT TOUCH THE BAG WTF
safe
>didn't tag the base
LOL MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
papi is safe
Aaron Boone almost as bad as Steve "Fucktard" Lyons. Dat Jessica Mendoza tho
>>67082625
>Jessica Mendoza
she's fucking trash
>>67082625
Mendozza gets a lot of crap for being hired because of her gender and ethnicity, but I don't think she's that bad.
Guys im alive and I miss Mo Vaughn and the Astros fucked up really hard
FUCK INSTANT REPLAY. THIS IS BORING AS FUCK.
hahaha short men my sides you blew it idiot manlet when you were born you blew it
hahahaha
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILIA
Who is this women speaking that is not a side line reporter
>>67082648
chill f a m
>>67082649
great post
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So how is the last play scored now?
>>67082666
Yezzir my satanic overlord
>>67082671
RBI fielders choice with an E4 senpai
>>67082640
>and ethnicity
literally no one cares that she's mexican, this is baseball. hiring a woman was just an obvious move to earn liberal brownie points after schilling stated the truth about muslims.
>>67082630
>>67082640
Mendoza will go down in history as the first female sports broadcaster that didn't make you want to stab yourself in the eye. She's better than that fat fuck Kruk and better than Schilling.
>>67082688
>Better than Schilling
No
>>67082688
dubs confirm. I hate the fucking strike zone indicator though
apologize
>Mendoza
this is like having to listen to Guerin Austin for an entire game
>>67082678
blow gays pls go
>>67082688
>better than Schilling
Kruk is terrible, but Schilling is great and if you couldn't see that then you probably just personally didn't like him much.
>>67082688
While I am not an SJW, I can certainly agree she's better than Kruk. He's below shit tier. Schilling fired because rip freedom of speech and liberals are totally tolerant as long as you agree with them
ripip astros fanbase
Good eye, Shaq
HE IS GIVING OUT FREE RUNS INCREDIBLE
>>67082714
Swallow my cum faggot
>>67082722
God dammit senpai why do we allow such trash pitchers to start for us.
topkek, thanks Feldman
>walking in a run
WEW LADS
>>67082699
Are you a homosexual? If so, that would explain your desire to listen to Curt Schilling's obnoxious and condescending voice tell you how he know more things about baseball than your retarded ass.
>FLOODSTROS
>>67082718
ESPN is a private organization, freedom of speech has nothing to do with it.
>>67082735
i know your pain
>>67082741
Way better than listening to fucking Boone talk about muh dinger every fucking Red Sox game
This strikezone is generous and all over the fucking place
>>67082741
Schilling was an MLB ace for like 15 years he prolly has forgotten more about baseball then I'll ever know dude
>>67082741
Oh shut up, you are so ridiculous if you actually didn't think Schilling didn't provide in depth commentary about the sport that goes beyond layman knowledge.
Get over yourself.
>>67082688
Espns bunch of fucking cucks fire schilling have to have a women
>put harriet tubman on the $20
>That strike
Wow
schilling deserved to be fired just for being the worst to listen to desu every other sentence started with 'as a pitcher...' and finished with some obvious thing and he NEVER shut up i'm glad they crucified that blowhard
>>67082718
Liberals in New England take the cake for being the most intolerant people around.
Legit, a few of them said they're not supporting the Patriots anymore because Brady endorsed Emperor Trump
Damn nice fucking catch
>>67082741
I would much rather listen to a guy who PLAYED baseball in the bigs for 20 years over a girl who played softball
So guys, do the Red Sox have more aces than the Floodstros?
>sacrifice fly
>run scores
>3-0 boston
>crowd cheers
holy fuck beta af tbqhwy fhams
WHOSE READY FOR ACE OWENS TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DOMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67082782
This guy gets it.
>>67082815
too soon dude all the houston fans died in the floods
haha 'ugly henry' owens they call him ugly because of his busted face haha frankenstein looking goon good luck out there
I hope Owens is feeling it tonight sempai
>>67082840
ol hank sure loves his memes
>>67082832
>>67082815
Everyone was too busy going to that shitty rockets game.
haha Jose altuve is so short
>>67082853
haha oops they forgot to cover the rest of his face no way the girls are going to come out now
>Henry Poopens
UH OH
if post ends in even number = wew lad
If post ends in odd number = wew lad
omg i thought hank was robby ross for a second haha
>>67082785
I don't give a fuck about them, regardless of who their team is. Buchholz was also introduced to his wife by Trump.
This strikezone is gonna be complete dogshit for both teams mark my words
>>67082874
apologize
>>67082860
>choosing apehoop over BASEDball
This would never happen in Boston. The Red Sox are Boston's team forever more, like it or not.
>>67082897
ya sorry my bad sorry about that
TYBM
>>67082881
good post
>>67082782
nothing curt said was wrong
>>67082427
ok then
this fucking MANLET
EJECT HIM NOW
Mendoza literally just spent 10 seconds spewing words and ended up saying nothing
>>67082891
But it just makes no sense. These people love playing identity politics on you and the election to them is the biggest deal ever as if it's meant to just be a stunt to go after Trump literally every waking second of your life.
Then again, this is just in Boston proper, nowhere else. The suburbs here seem to back Trump.
JUST FUCK MY ROTATION UP
THROW STRIKES
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>Owens
He's fucking shit. Pull him now!
THaT WAS STRIKE THREE
This strike zone is straight caca pham
fucking umpball
Is Owens JUST tier guys?
>Its an offense gets the lead and the starting pitcher pisses it all away by walking the whole team episode
Im tired of this arc man can we have something new?
So is Owens just gonna be le walk man? With this control he's gonna be 100 pitches through 5 innings every start if he lasts
>>67083040
if u don't post
blue jays memes the red sox
won't get blue jays results
hehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhrhehehehehahahahehehehehehehuhuhuhhhhohohohohohohohohahahahahahehehehehehehhuhuhuhuhuhihihihihihihihihihihohohohohehehehehahahah
This is literally what their commentary is.
>>67083040
Sorry senpai it's what's best for business
>letting a 2 foot manlet steal third on you
Henry "Hank" Owens everyone.
le tricky manlet
>>67083114
'ugly henry' owens
THERE'S A LOT OF LATE............MOVEMENT ON HIS PITCHES RIGHT AT THE............KNEES OF THE BATTER MAKING IT A GOOD.............PITCH
WHAT IS A STRIKE AND WHAT IS A BALL I CANT FUCKING TELL WITH THIS GUY
did mendoza work her way up through the minors or did she go straight from softball to this?
If I hear "power guy" one more fucking time...
THROW STRIKES
WHY CAN'T WE SCORE WITH RISP.
God damn this team
GOoD JOB IDIOT
So is Schilling broke now or did he get some money again?
Why isnt Vaz catching for Owens?
>>67082427
you called sempai?
>>67083218
He's still like 40M in debt to basically the entire state of Rhode Island, but i don't think he gives a fuck quite frankly.
>>67083231
Because Hanigan is a meme machine despite his being shit at the plate no matter what.
>>67083164
oh she definitely "worked" her way up ;)
Hannigan is Hank's personal catcher
>>67083249
ugly sexism i am shaking my head in disbelief that anyone would ever write something like this in the year 2016
This ump is DOGSHIT
God fucking fuck.
A women anouncer
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Baseball is only for old conservative white males stop fucking ruining the game
>>67083218
he's not broke but doesn't have 10,000,000+ anymore
>>67083245
his broke ass bankrupt company does, not him
is don sick tonight bros?
>>67083268
what? i just meant that she fucked people to get to where she is
>>67083244
R-Red Sox desu?
You made the right choice Nipbro
>Astros couldnt score
Are they worse than us?
>>67083273
His "broke ass bankrupt company" is him though.
BASED SHAW
>>67083287
stop
oh wow very exciting the game was on the line but he shut them down a quick and tense 40 minutes good game everybody that one was a lot of drama and over in just the rigt amount of time these pace of play rules have made baseball the sport of the future imo
Well that inning went smoothly
what do you mean they play eight more of those?? are you insane?!!! nobody would watch that!!!
>>67083332
koji get off the ipad
>>67083332
Taz please pay attention to the game.
>>67083332
good one okajima
>>67083383
who let koji out of the bullpen!?
JBJ GETTING LIIIIIIT
CHEW THAT NIGGA OUT JACKIE FUCK THAT KEK UMP
>>67083332
HA, Ichiro's back again
FUCK THIS UMP
HOLY SHIT HE'S AWFUL
>>67083287
>tfw had MLB Network on the background earlier and heard that sweet voice and recognized it immediately
>>67083410
I miss him ;_;
UNP PALL
>>67083436
what happened to him? he pitched the other day
>this fucking music
Does houston not have sewers? What a podunk town
imagine if the tornado hit the stadium during the game
tornadob owl incoming
>getting killed by some rain
scrubs
were all the 8 people who died black or something? it's just water....swim??
>tornado warning
Hurry this game the fuck up not trying to get our plane knocked out of the sky
>>67083507
>>67083497
>>67083473
Youre hurting my feelings
>>67083473
>>67083492
Dude we're in a swamp over here. The city's just below sealevel.
>>67083507
It was mainly pajeets and hicks
>not having drains
Wtf texas your lucky u r still part of the usa
>>67083492
based
MUDDY CHICKEN
manlet cycle incoming
manlet power
see floodstros, thats an ELITE manlet right there
BASED MANLET
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ALPOOPE WATCHING A REAL MANLET PLAY
MANLET POWER
>>67083513
Tornado warnings are for the suburbs, they never hit the inner city limits or near downtown
OMG
>tfw no Dave O'Brien and Steve Lyons to talk about Pedroia hitting for the cycle for 3 hours now
Guys the Celtics just won, can we do it bros?
>>67083587
I'm so sick of Mendoza already that I miss Guerin Austin
>>67083606
Can we beat Atlanta? Ya probably, if the other players on the team besides IT don't suck ass.
But we'll get swept in 2 games against the Cavs.
>>67083528
And fenway park use to be a bay
Do u even engineer?
>>67083606
what sport is that
>CAPESHIT
JUST STOP!
MENDOZA IS A HOTTIE
if xander is such a veteran why doesnt he have an all star
still I'm pretty sure I'd have sex with mendoza
>>67083703
People can't spell his name well enough to vote for him.
>>67083703
STOP
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haha good dimensions idiot astros
Ball woulda scraped the monster
lol nice camera work
What a meme field setup.
>>67083705
isn't koji gay though
>>67083756
I'm Maeda
whos watching dirty water tv tonight?
>>67083756
Since Piazzi retired I dont think theres been a gay baseball player right?
hey espn please don't show my daughter on tv like that i value my family's privacy please respect my wishes
>>67083756
>Koji
>gay
His son has his superior Nihon genetics
wow those are the only kids who didn't drown from the houston floods thats the future of houston right there :O
stupid ugly hank
He's now officially a Red Sox ace
OWENS
YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JESUS CHRIST
welp
God damn you Owens.
>Its a Sox pitcher passes 50 pitches by the second inning episode
>>67083638
Visit houston ese so you can drown in our humid ass air. This city is sucks to visit, but awesome to live in.
>>67083789
>clearly a manlet
>superior genetics
???
>female commentators
Just because she played softball doesn't mean she knows baseball
This manlet is 5'5 not 5'6
THROW STRIKES YOU LANKY FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
anyways guys im gonna go get some mcnuggets so hold off on the memes whileim gone
>An hour for 2 fucking innings
this shit is starting to get fucking painful
>>67083830
The most common kind. Light confirmed for MLB debut tonight
>>67083833
Houston
>Americas swamp ass
>>67083858
Koji is 6'2
>>67083880
Welcome to Red Sox baseball, Floodstros anon
>>67083833
>Flooded once a year
>Air smells like shit
>Majority Mexican
I'll gladly take my comfy digs in Boston even if it is shit to you fampai
>>67083880
>he's never sat through a 45min half inning
lmao
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why is she talking to him like this when she should be an unbiased reporter?
cannot understand a thing altuve is saying
Lmao
When will they learn bros?
U think she fucked him with a strapon
Why does everyone suck Altuves dick didnt he singlehandidly blow the Astros playoff game against the Royals?
>DUDE LOL YOU'RE SHORT
real professional
How can one ump be so bad
>altuve's face when she said he would be a dad
what did he mean by this
I wonder if the ump could pass a field sobriety test right now.
>>67083911
not an asstros fan either. i do have a question for you though why has every red sox pitcher in the last 15 years been a slow ass fucker like come the fuck on just throw the god damn ball what are you thinking about there will be plenty of dicks for you to suck later so stop worrying and throw the fucking ball
>>67083936
45 min half innings aint shit compared to the bullpen circuses you see in A ball
that wasn't even borderline, it was a good six or so inches off the corner of the plate
wtf
>>67083928
At least my city didn't get cucked by muhammad and ISIS
Who here watching baseball over game of thrones
UMPBALL
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>this umpball
Is this umps strikezone the entire batting box?
lol why did espn put matt barnes on their baseball tonight anime?
>>67083991
Are you retarded. Obviously everyone in this thread
how much of a fag do you have to be to wear a hat like that
>>67084038
Actually watching both
What are you a cyclops
U dont have two eyes?
>>67084060
probably about as much as a fag as someone who uses a proxy to get attention
Altuve must have been nervous thingken about his daughter
Le error man
Fucking Disastros
>leltuve
HOLT
>>67083990
Last time I checked Boston isn't majority Muslim.
Meanwhile your shitty is overrun by spics and dindus.
Altuve spending too much time thinking about climbing Jessica Mendoza's legs and not enough time thinking about throwing the ball to first.
>>67084037
trout, price, mccutchen, stanton, correa, harper
>>67084072
actually I do live in Japan
>inb4 English teacher
>inb4 anime twat
>inb4 neckbeard
>>67083928
>Not liking the best food culture in the USA
>Not liking the best rap culture in the USA
>Not liking the best place for industry in the USA
>>67083990
One brother dead other brother almost dead fbi has to tell boston cops to stop shooting boat
Pig nose Hannigan strikes again!
>Hanigan doing things
Has he finally learned how to bat?
Does Hannigan ever look not miserable? He seems like he keeps Jameson in his locker
HANIGOAT
>>67084114
weeb translator detected
GOOD
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Bradley not going for triple
holy shit Jackie unloaded on that one
DOUBLES CITY MOTHER FUCKER
BASED JBJ GETTING HITS
>>67084112
>>67084112
are you blind?
Jackie Bradley's Revenge: now showing in Houston Texas
>>67084134
>not liking being fat
>not liking living with dindus
>best place for industry
no thanks
>>67084190
good post
>good young shortstop future star
>can't throw to first
lol
Ahahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahha
Now this is the astros i remember
KEK
>CORREA
>GOOD
ADVANTAGE XANDER
>lastros
is this forum really slow or is it my computer
>>67084247
>forum
I don't know what's more tolerable: the Astros so far this year or shitposting Red Sox fans
>>67084252
usenet group
>>67084263
>>67084247
This IRC Channel is working as it usually does
we're on pace for what, a 13-hour game right now?
>>67084271
kinja
>>67084271
so it's my ipad that's slow?
>>67084277
haha! if i stay up that late i'll be on japan time with you :-P lol
>>67084277
Yes, the average time for a red sox game.
>commercial with correrror and leltuve came on right after that inning
>>67084253
Title town baby
ugh grrr aaah GROSS get this giant's ugly mug off my tv screen RIGHT NOW i'm going to puke
>shaw
>good
omg this dumb meme
>>67084277
Just wait til the Sox play the Yankees on primetime. Those easily last til at least midnight
>>67084348
take the ferrari
out
of
the
garage
>>67084354
I fucking loved that 19 inning game last season
whens the tornado suppose to hit?
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FUCK YOU OWENS
SWIM YOUR ASS TO PAWTUCKET
THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING BUST
THROW STRIKES
Owens I dont understand this problem you have
Some text the dugout ipad
Barnes time lets blow another one
>>67084413
woah harsh dude he was born with that face
how can the sox blow this game? Give Farell some ideas
>>67084436
One word
>barnes
>>67084413
He's literally garbage.
He's unironically a bust. His fastball is shit tier (like 90 MPH) and he can't fucking locate it.
And his change up hangs in the zone half the time, which was a problem he had last year.
(that happened to be the birth of the >hanging fastballs meme because the dumbass Yankees poster took our comments about him hanging change ups and thought we were talking about fastballs)
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OWENS YOU ARE POOP
>>67084436
>leave owens in
>take owens out
>>67084455
>hanging fastballs
that meme happened because you wrote fastball
owens is unwatchable
HE FUCKING MAD
MINI CHIMP OUT
IF HE STRIKES OUT AGAIN HE WILL
GO
NUCLEAR
!!!!
>FUCK
YES
>>67084426
please stop
>apes
Bo jackson style
>>67084455
i'd swear the hanging fastballs meme happened on a wright start, which makes it all the more hilarious
YOU DONT KNOW BO
aww shit
>>67084535
>space monkeys
owen stop
>Its a Sox offense loses morale when they watch the starting pitcher piss away the fucking 5 run lead they gave him
>>67084567
you forgot episode
Why is Shia Lebouf playing for the Astros
>>67084493
um no it was the yankees poster whom we then mocked for the entirety of a thread.
owens has actually been lucky i've been sitting here waiting for someone to sledgehammer one of those shit ass curveballs he's thrown
>>67084578
Shit man forget the episode its been like 5 straight fucking seasons of this
>>67084578
*season
I got a bro in houston that says tornado alarms are going off
This tru?
venezuela multicultural outreach program
>it's a Jessica Mendoza struggles to speak English without stuttering segment
This bitch is Guerin Austin level shit and she has to speak far more than her.
How did this guy coach i cant understand a fucking word he is saying
>>67084626
I live near the air force base in Houston and for the last 15 minutes there's been non stop aircrafts flying out... Anyone know what's going on?
does ESPN knowingly brainwash people to feel bad for Hispanics?
I DON'T CARE ABOUT VUVUZELA
>that awkward dead silence
Great interview i feel culturally enriched
>>67084703
They're owned by Disney so they love trying to culturally enrich the masses
>literally no commentary on the game
>talking to some spic that doesn't speak english
thank you for the double play hanley to end this trainwreck of an interview you a true bro
>>67084190
Apparently Matt Barnes is now Pat Venditte.
>>67084745
Genuinely kek'd
>>67084778
underrated post
any oldfags miss Steve Lyons? what's the Red Sox espn schedule like this year? I can't take this shit anymore
>Red Sox are going to lose because of shitty pitching not being able to hold a 70 run lead
I HATE THIS FUCKING PITCHING STAFF
REMINDER THAT:
PRICE: 7.06 ERA
BUTTHOLEZ: 6.33 ERA
KELLY: 9.35 ERA
GRAPES: 4.66 ERA
THE GOD KNUCKLER: 1.4 ERA
COMBINED 5.67 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
REEEEEEEEEE
>>67084817
>any oldfags miss Steve Lyons?
'no'
>>67084745
Don't you mean culturally enpoored
>>67084817
they're gonna have them on all the time and it's gonna be fucking hell
>>67084817
i think most of the red sox/yankees games are on espn
>>67084817
We have a few of em man, not gonna be fun.
>>67084817
WHERES DON?
>>67084821
So Porcello and Wright are the aces, when by far they aren't treated as such. How has the ownership not put more PR and advertisements for them? I keep seeing that shitty Kimbrel commercial on NESN. Gimme someone new.
How can lanklets even compete?
>3.1 IP
GOOD
START
ugly retard
>It's another hyped Boston pitching prospect that turns out to be trash.
you'd think people would learn after awhile
>it's a Mendoza makes some stupid comment that is ignored with an awkward silence by Boone and Shulman inning
>>67084901
We have 5 aces, one ferrari, and a lefty killer silly
We are a venerable all star team
>>67084901
Porcello's got a near 5 ERA and they're flukey, I don't give him any salt. Wright is the only one reliably certified as an unironic ace.
OWENS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
GO AWAY
YOU FUCKING LANKY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67084887
Swimming in San Diego pussy, recuperating from years of Remfah's homosex abuse
>>67084817
steve lyons is fucking cancer
yesterday he said he doesn't believe in shadows effecting batters during day games
>>67084956
that jacket doesn't really go with anything else he's wearing damn he is really suffering without joseph abboud to dress him
>bringing Price in to relieve
WHAT why the hell would John do this
>>67084956
Are those his co-hosts or daughters
Cause i know longer feel sorry for him
He would be a fucking idiot not to leave boston for great weather and class a poon-tang
>Bandwagoning Mexican Red Sox Fans
>>67084887
hes sick hopefully hell be back soon
is hanley elite?
THE HAT CAME OFF
YES
>>67084988
quality post my friend
HAMRAN
Hanley, golden glove, when?
>>67085001
if they're bandwagoning
where did they get the apparel if they don't sell it at the game?
isnt it just fucking great
ISNT IT JUST FUCKING GREAT
REALLY NO AWESOME THANKS OWENS
OUR BULLPEN REALLY NEEDED SO MANY INNINGS OUT OF YOU YOU FUCKING LANKY DISGRACE
>HE HAS A CHANCE TO BE A SOLID #2 STARTER
>POSSIBLY HAS ACE STUFF
>HIS CHANGE-UP IS REALLY SOMETHING, COULD PUSH HIM TO #1 STATUS
THESE WERE THINGS SAID ABOUT THIS FUCKING SHITTER BY PROSPECTS
YOU FUCKING BUST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thank You BASED Hanley
>>67084991
gotta have a full bullpen to face that formidable atlanta lineup
>hardest catches to make
Who the fuck is she kidding? Has she ever played baseball?
>>67085044
she unironically have never played baseball
>>67085044
She's le softball pro
What kind of commentary is this? YES WE KNOW ITS A STRIKE. THANKS. HOW ABOUT THE PITCH TYPE? HOW ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTINg. GIVE US SCHILLING
>>67085000
Co-workers. I am sure Don has had a three-way with them over 30 times now. I can't wait for the sex tape to be released.
HE WAS OUT
but lol correa goes down looking
>>67084956
Dat hover hand lol
For the anon wondering about the "hanging fastballs"
Here you go:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60899197/#60899738
It was that cuck Texas Yankees, forgot that.
>>67085185
good research nerd lol
>>67085169
U know that second hand is grabbing that qt 3:14s ass
>>67085208
th-thanks y-you too
why are they trying to make swibust an outfielder
>they get barrel on you sister
I bet she gets plenty of barrel on her if you know what i mean
are we literally being lectured about baseball by a softballer? What kind of bizzaro world are we in?
thanks for you softball story, sister
>>67085308
no i dont pls explain
is hannigan good
>>67085294
word is the pitchers don't like him
>the wave
Explain yourselves, Houstonbros.
HANIGOAT
>>67085316
Better than getting lectured by that pretentious blowhard schilling
>>67085340
why should anyone listen to the pitching staff that's clearly shit
>>67085326
She takes plenty of pipe if you understand my saying
>>67085340
It's not that they don't like him, it's that he doesn't hold their bitchy little faggy hands on every pitch call.
God I fucking hate our pitching staff.
>>67085346
1/10
>>67085346
Yeah the guy who has 20 years of MLB experience doesn't know what he's talking about but the softball sluts personal stories are great bits of analysis
>>67085361
What kind of pipe? Copper? Iron? Stainless steel?
And what is she using this pipe for? A recreational project? House construction? Some abstract form of art?
I am very confused tbqh with you Joe.
>>67085346
agreed
>>67085381
stop talking about yourself and your own posts idiot
>>67085340
why would anyone care about the feelings of garbage pitchers who have no future with the team
>the amount of Yankees fans in this thread that honestly disliked Schilling's commentary
His political bullshit aside, he wasn't bad as a commentator.
>>67085460
Because he knew about pitches. This cunt literally is making shit up as it goes.
>>67085460
no you're wrong i earnestly dislike schilling's commentary it was totally inane and not good inane just really annoying and uninteresting and he never shut up he was the worst and i'm glad he hates brown people or gay people or whatever because he got his stupid ass fired
>>67085404
She likes to ride the bull if you catch my drift
>>67085536
dammmmmnnnnn jackie lay of the WEED lol ;) :p
>>67085518
Wait, why is she riding a bull now? And how does that pertain to the pipe?
Is the pipe some kind of item shes uses as she rides the bull? Perhaps to grip or something to that effect? And why is their need for her to ride a bull? Rather bullish way of getting around don't you think? ahahaha but jokes aside, why does she ride a bull?
You are losing more more and more anon tbqh with you Joe.
>>67085499
it was trannys
>>67085568
trannies are good
It's so refreshing to see Jess Mendoza step into the booth and not only show that she belongs, but show that regardless of gender she is among the best baseball analysts on any network. With the rampant sexism in the workforce and the uneven playing field women have, it's a breath of fresh air to see her succeed. Hopefully she is a trailblazer and we can get women in every broadcast booth.
>>67085536
Even JBJ is sick of the commentary.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ZUBAZ ARE WTF
>>67085585
GOOD POST
O
O
D
P
O
S
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How are Will and Maggie?
>>67085613
jesus christ
>>67085536
mfw you didn't even crop that shit
>>67085585
This, but unironically
I'd rather have MLB Network do Sunday Night Baseball, Matt Vasgersian is more based than anyone else ESPN has hired other than BASED Curt. Fuck you wagecuck cablefags if you disagree
I gotta say bombston your two chocolate boyos are really pretty
>>67085675
thats a pretty gay thing to say
>>67085675
lol Brittany Ross what are you doing on this forum
>>67085668
I second this
>>67085675
Shut up, Trudeau.
>>67085675
go back to /pol/ or /hoc/ leafcuck
>>67085703
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>67085675
agreed the red sox have a lot of fine looking boys
>>67085735
Bo's strength was freakish. Didn't need to do any big wind up or anything and splits it dead center.
>>67085536
JUST
>>67085703
underrteds pot
>>67085694
admitting other men are handsome ain't gay at all
BASED STEVEN
A
S
E
D
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V
E
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>I think Buttholez has been ok
>6.33 ERA, gave up a salami just two days ago
SHUT UP BOONE
>1.24 ERA
>1-2
JUST RUN SUPPORT MY SHIT UP FAMPAI
>>67085886
And Price is 2-0
W/L a shit stat for pitchers
DAMN SO CLOSE PAPI
holt you idiot
ESPN jesus fuck off.
>>67085919
I find it kind of funny they have a whole decision process for who gets the useless stat
>with the guy right inside of you, we know how shy you are
what did he mean by this
>we have them again next sunday night
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This bit is why i hate fucking espn
Welp, time to give up the fucking lead.
>TAZAWA IN THE SIXTH
SENPAI
>this recap shit implying I did not already watch the last 5.5 innings
>>67086169
ESPN attracts casual viewers that barely watch, they need this for them. Not for the actual fans like you.
>>67086114
put some respeck on tazawa's name
clutch
l
u
t
c
h
Springer is one fine qt senpai
FUCK
Jesus Christ Taz giving me a heart attack.
Xander is beautiful
>>67086055
well what about the sunday after that
>that bend in his back leg wasn't there last year
Hey mendozza
Yes it was.
It's "been there" since he entered the fucking league.
What wasn't there was his effort.
Dumbass.
HANLEY
AND THE HELMET IS OFF
YES
STILL LEADING THE LEAGUE
HANLEY HUSTLE
>>67086332
he's just missing that all star shine
(he's never been one [an all star])
HANLEY
A
N
L
E
Y
BUTTERFIELD
its your time to shine pepe poster
>>67086454
shh he's sleeping
What.
The Hell.
Was that.
Butterfield for the love of fucking god.
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD
WHY
THE FUCK
WOULD YOU FUCKING SEND HIM THERE
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING
I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REASONING ON THAT.
HOLY FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thank you ESPN for reminding me to check my privilege again. I had already forgotten about the poor Venezuelans.
Can someone post a stream link? My mom took over the television.
>>67086505
i live for these posts
>>67086569
don't you mean your wifes son took over the tv?
>>67086505
Not sending mookie in the first than that
They better ask him if they sent him or hanley wnet on his own
If they sent him fire farrell
>>67086582
no because hes making a joke which means hes telling a lie
if he said his wifes son than that would be true and ruin the joke
>these geriatric season ticket holders
>>67086555
U r being culturally enriched anon
You should hate yourself for being a white american male that likes baseball you are everything that is wrong with the world you are curt schilling
>>67086575
hehe thanks :)
>>67086694
>saying thanks
>not just *tips*ing
You're a fool anon. A complete fool.
That shark please screen cap
>>67086739
did tazawa get a hair cut
What is even the point of wearing a shark uniform to a baseball game?
>>67086762
You think the red sox have like 12 asian pitchers and they just send them out in koji or tazwa jerseys and see if anyone notices
tazawa shook him off four times
he really wants the fastball for gomez
interesting
haha remember in 2013 when everyone had big bushy beards
lol that was crazy it was like cavemen baseball!
i can't get over Colby Rasmus' shitty beard holy fuck he needs to cut that shit
Shut up kid Carlos doesn't care
NIP
MIND
GAMES
>>67086848
no desu i don't live in the past
>>67086851
His chin and beard litterally look like my nut sack
this at bat is incredible holy shit
i can't stop laughing
HAHAHAH HE GOT HIM
>>67086840
autistic genius
>>67086848
No, I started watching baseball in 2015, sorry.
HE DID IT AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUHUHUHUHIHIHIHIHIHHEHEHEHEHEH
THE MADMAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jesus shut up
BUT THANK YOU BASED TAZ
>no meltdown
truly dissapointed tbqth familia
>>67086848
Good times, been a lifelong fan of the Sox ever since that season
>>67086902
FUCK YOU BITCH DONT FUCKING ATTACK ME AGAIN ALRIGHT?
>>67086958
stop
t
o
p
>>67086951
yeah this
>>67086958
quality over quantity as always from draper
>>67086909
his beard is like the final stage of a neckbeard
>>67086980
wew
>>67086980
Brilliant tazawa
>>67086980
but he was going to throw the split the next pitch i just know it
t carlos gomez
>>67086958
Newfag
>>67087028
you guys have an ipad too?
>>67086361
She can't hear you speak up.
>>67087054
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>67086980
is gomez autistic?
Can't Rook the Mook
so taz's contact is up soon :( who is going to sign him
I just want to cuddle with mookie he's too fucking cute
>>67087082
just outsmarted by based genius 'sun tzu' tazawa
>>67087103
The Cuckees probably...
dave o'brien freaking out right now that pedey is a homer shy of the cycle
>dookie
>rookie mistakes mookie
>>67087137
You mean Lyons' buttering himself up now with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter™
he had a sense where correa was and thought it got lined to him, that's why he froze ya dingus
sup bros who /depressed/ over owens start
>>67087137
someone needs to get to him and tell him to shut the fuck up about potential cycles. he'll ruin it all season.
>>67087103
I'd give him 3/21 desu. his slider's been really good this year. he might want to go to a team that'll let him be the closer, though
>>67087164
But if he isn't using butter, can he truly be buttering himself up?
>>67087171
shhhhhhh dont tell that to the ESPN commentators, baseball knowledge might make their brains explode
>>67087176
im not because Owens is poopoo we knew this last year
>>67087171
or he forgot how many outs there were
>>67087176
miss you josh
>>67087164
>>67087171
but there were two outs
>>67087181
>he might want to go to a team that'll let him be the closer, though
why would he want to do that when he has proven he cant close
>>67087181
>he might want to go to a team that'll let him be the closer, though
what
h
a
t
he fucking hates closing
just look at last season
>>67087216
>>67087194
oh so did I then
DUDE HIS THROW
LMAO
And then Xander lines out to right poop
>>67087218
>>67087225
literally every time he gets interviewed he says he wants to close
>>67087264
I have literally never, EVER read this.
KOJI
KOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
KOJI'S ON THE MOUND AND WE
CAN'T LOSE!
500
can they not
>Koji
Time for a blown lead, time go home bros.
bam bam
are there any astros fans besides that one namefag
>3 straight Yankees games on national tv
did anyone have bertuccis today
>>67087342
I can already feel the millions of MEMES that are going to be made. And the shitposting. The shitposting will be everywhere. It'll be a complete mess.
KOJI KOJI KOJI
Nasty
A
S
T
Y
>>67087314
look at how fucking stupid you are
>>67087342
Want to go to yankees game tickets for decent seats start at $120
>all these ESPN broadcasts
>it's all stankees, rags and red cucks games
lmao dont worry I'm sure mendoza will grow on you guys
KOJI
KOJI KOJI KOJI
>>67087364
i went to panera for my cheat day
based fucking koji back in top form
BASED KOJI
A
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D
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O
J
I
>>67087396
meme'd
putting a woman in the booth?
ESPN SUCKS
So whats up with the AL Central who the hell is in first place
>>67087404
hey, we're letting you post your little strike graphs ITT please be nice
>>67087473
i don't know, must be an expansion team desu
>big sloppy
Iv never seen Ortiz this fine wih being out
>big poopy
ORTIZ
YOU BIG OL' MEME
YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU
>big floppy
is kimball going to blow this
>>67087485
When are the next expansion teams going to be?
>>67087505
no he's elite
>>67087505
>non-save situation Big-Kim
It's guaranteed he is.
>>67087492
>you'll never play what is essentially a liesure season in major league baseball
>>67087505
he hasn't blown a save yet, all his fuckups have been in non save situations
>>67087522
>5 to 3
>non-save situation
are astros kill?
>>67087522
??? It's a save situation
>>67087545
>>67087554
>non-save situation
guaranteed, he's blowing it fellas
might as well pack up and go home
>>67087522
>bombston sports casuals
KIMBREL TIME BOYOS
Kimbrel sucks, just warning you guys
>>67087590
Post the fat mexican closer we had once
Alright guys, time for non-save situation Big-Kim.
Damn shame, but I think he's blowing it again.
Oh well, we'll get em next time.
>>67087615
pedro wasnt fat
>Kimblel
Just keep Koji in.
>>67087623
He wasnt mexican either
Kimbrel sucks.
>>67087661
Isnt he like legit dead?
Kimbrel suck.
>>67087690
i wish desu
>or her
OR HER
R
H
E
R
kimbrel doesn't have the mechanics to be a long time top tier lights out closer
>>67087604
stop doing this.
>>67087721
it's a reverse jinx you baka
KIMBREL SUCKS
IMHO Henry should get the W
>97 mph slider
>mendoza
>houston attendance
>Astro bros not starting a new thread to change luck
KIMBREL
SUCKS
>>67087741
john doesnt need the W he already owns the team
Kimbrel fucking sucks
>dookie
KIMBREL
S
U
C
K
S
>>67087604
Wtf draper
mookie WHY
>>67087765
how do you know
have a little faith in me guys
>>67087765
nice
>>67087777
>7777
>doubles
nice
oh nice kimbrel
>>67087772
Fucking showboat
JUST FUCK MY BULLPEN UP FAMILIA
why not just steal why kimblel is doing his edgelord staredown
JOHN
JOHN
JOHN
MAKE KOJI THE CLOSER FUCKING FROM NOW ON
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS KEEP KOJI IN JOHN
FUCK YOU
haha
KIMBREL
YOU FUCKING OIASHFQUREREWQIUERHFWEOIUQRHFIUEQHFRIUQEWFFRRER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw Kimbrel on my fantasy team
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fuck u kimbrell
Draper this is your fault
kimbrel locking it down!!!
Unfuckingbelivable
Why isnt Koji the closer this is retarded
END
MY
LIFE
IF WE FUCKING LOSE THIS I"M NO JOKE COMMITING SUICIDDE
JUST
pitching is overrated
>Kraig Cimbrel
>Colby Ramus
>colby ramus
jessica please
I'm so glad I decided to watch this
>bombston
you guys do you think kimbrel might suck
do we need another thread
H-TINE HOLD IT DINE
>signing an NL babby
why
>colby rambus
WE EXTRA BASEBALL NAOW
>>67087604
FUCK YOU DRAPER NO MORE HI DRAPERS FOR YOU
THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I HOPE HE LITERALLY DROWNS IN THE FLOODS IN HOUSTON
LEAVE HIM FUCKING THERE, RED SOX
LEAVE HIM IN HOUSTON WHERE GOD WILL SMITE HIM WITH ALL THE OTHER HEATHENS IN THE MASS FLOOD TAKING PLACE
YOU
LITERAL
FUCKING
USELESS
PIECE
OF
SHIT
FUCKING
TERRIBLE DISGRACE
OF
A
FUCKING
CLOSER
OH MY FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit did I turn this game on at the right time.
Major league laughs. Stuff like this is why I love baseball.
>>67087838
Can i commission you to make an entire folder on the Red Soxs worst pitchers?
>>67087841
Dont forget to take kimbrells first
we gave up four prospects for this NL babby meme pitcher who was already declining
>>67087880
i dont want bonus baseball i want the team to be not shit wtf
good thread tho
>>67087920
>>67087920
>>67087920
>>67087920
>>67087920
Shit this one up pussies
Its not even that he gives up home runs, its that he gives up the longest fucking bombs to dead center
>you used to call me on my bullpen phone
>>67087886
it would probably just be a folder of craig kimbrel pics at this point
>Joel Hanrahan and Craig Kimbrel were considered great closers in the NL
600
>>67087939
eric gagne too
>>67087939
>Hanrahan
Couldn't save a Word document
>>67087939
eric gagne
mark melancon was "good" in the NL, came here, sucked, and then went back to the NL and was suddenly an elite closer
this game just stinks of walk off.
I think the red sox are making me lose my hair
Running out of bats?
Fucking disAstros
