yo guys sorry here we go lets go Memes
go sox
leggo
You may only post in this thread if Based Ellen Baker roots for your team
>Time for Red Sox baseball
Hopefully they don't shit the bed tonight.
Who /here/?
>floodstros
BasedMookie
kind of want to buy one of these astros shirts
>>67082390
apologize again
NOW
BASED MANLETS
Wow, Butterfield held the runner
Was that a womens voice i heard with me ear
>>67082517
hi draper
Time for a grand slam
>walking Ortiz
>in the 1st
LEL
>>67082517
2nd time did it when young could of scored couple games back
Also
Hi draper
Excellent hustle Hanley
the helmet came off!!! if you weren't paying attention you might have missed it WOW what a thrill it came off again
Based Hanley
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>>67082552
Hey pals
HE DIDNT TOUCH THE BAG WTF
safe
>didn't tag the base
LOL MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
papi is safe
Aaron Boone almost as bad as Steve "Fucktard" Lyons. Dat Jessica Mendoza tho
>>67082625
>Jessica Mendoza
she's fucking trash
>>67082625
Mendozza gets a lot of crap for being hired because of her gender and ethnicity, but I don't think she's that bad.
Guys im alive and I miss Mo Vaughn and the Astros fucked up really hard
FUCK INSTANT REPLAY. THIS IS BORING AS FUCK.
hahaha short men my sides you blew it idiot manlet when you were born you blew it
hahahaha
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILIA
Who is this women speaking that is not a side line reporter
>>67082648
chill f a m
>>67082649
great post
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So how is the last play scored now?
>>67082666
Yezzir my satanic overlord
>>67082671
RBI fielders choice with an E4 senpai
>>67082640
>and ethnicity
literally no one cares that she's mexican, this is baseball. hiring a woman was just an obvious move to earn liberal brownie points after schilling stated the truth about muslims.
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>>67082640
Mendoza will go down in history as the first female sports broadcaster that didn't make you want to stab yourself in the eye. She's better than that fat fuck Kruk and better than Schilling.
>>67082688
>Better than Schilling
No
>>67082688
dubs confirm. I hate the fucking strike zone indicator though
apologize
>Mendoza
this is like having to listen to Guerin Austin for an entire game
>>67082678
blow gays pls go
>>67082688
>better than Schilling
Kruk is terrible, but Schilling is great and if you couldn't see that then you probably just personally didn't like him much.
>>67082688
While I am not an SJW, I can certainly agree she's better than Kruk. He's below shit tier. Schilling fired because rip freedom of speech and liberals are totally tolerant as long as you agree with them
ripip astros fanbase
Good eye, Shaq
HE IS GIVING OUT FREE RUNS INCREDIBLE
>>67082714
Swallow my cum faggot
>>67082722
God dammit senpai why do we allow such trash pitchers to start for us.
topkek, thanks Feldman
>walking in a run
WEW LADS
>>67082699
Are you a homosexual? If so, that would explain your desire to listen to Curt Schilling's obnoxious and condescending voice tell you how he know more things about baseball than your retarded ass.
>FLOODSTROS
>>67082718
ESPN is a private organization, freedom of speech has nothing to do with it.
>>67082735
i know your pain
>>67082741
Way better than listening to fucking Boone talk about muh dinger every fucking Red Sox game
This strikezone is generous and all over the fucking place
>>67082741
Schilling was an MLB ace for like 15 years he prolly has forgotten more about baseball then I'll ever know dude
>>67082741
Oh shut up, you are so ridiculous if you actually didn't think Schilling didn't provide in depth commentary about the sport that goes beyond layman knowledge.
Get over yourself.
>>67082688
Espns bunch of fucking cucks fire schilling have to have a women
>put harriet tubman on the $20
>That strike
Wow
schilling deserved to be fired just for being the worst to listen to desu every other sentence started with 'as a pitcher...' and finished with some obvious thing and he NEVER shut up i'm glad they crucified that blowhard
>>67082718
Liberals in New England take the cake for being the most intolerant people around.
Legit, a few of them said they're not supporting the Patriots anymore because Brady endorsed Emperor Trump
Damn nice fucking catch
>>67082741
I would much rather listen to a guy who PLAYED baseball in the bigs for 20 years over a girl who played softball
So guys, do the Red Sox have more aces than the Floodstros?
>sacrifice fly
>run scores
>3-0 boston
>crowd cheers
holy fuck beta af tbqhwy fhams
WHOSE READY FOR ACE OWENS TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DOMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67082782
This guy gets it.
>>67082815
too soon dude all the houston fans died in the floods
haha 'ugly henry' owens they call him ugly because of his busted face haha frankenstein looking goon good luck out there
I hope Owens is feeling it tonight sempai
>>67082840
ol hank sure loves his memes
>>67082832
>>67082815
Everyone was too busy going to that shitty rockets game.
haha Jose altuve is so short
>>67082853
haha oops they forgot to cover the rest of his face no way the girls are going to come out now
>Henry Poopens
UH OH
if post ends in even number = wew lad
If post ends in odd number = wew lad
omg i thought hank was robby ross for a second haha
>>67082785
I don't give a fuck about them, regardless of who their team is. Buchholz was also introduced to his wife by Trump.
This strikezone is gonna be complete dogshit for both teams mark my words
>>67082874
apologize
>>67082860
>choosing apehoop over BASEDball
This would never happen in Boston. The Red Sox are Boston's team forever more, like it or not.
>>67082897
ya sorry my bad sorry about that
TYBM
>>67082881
good post
>>67082782
nothing curt said was wrong
>>67082427
ok then
this fucking MANLET
EJECT HIM NOW
Mendoza literally just spent 10 seconds spewing words and ended up saying nothing
>>67082891
But it just makes no sense. These people love playing identity politics on you and the election to them is the biggest deal ever as if it's meant to just be a stunt to go after Trump literally every waking second of your life.
Then again, this is just in Boston proper, nowhere else. The suburbs here seem to back Trump.
JUST FUCK MY ROTATION UP
THROW STRIKES
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>Owens
He's fucking shit. Pull him now!
THaT WAS STRIKE THREE
This strike zone is straight caca pham
fucking umpball
Is Owens JUST tier guys?
>Its an offense gets the lead and the starting pitcher pisses it all away by walking the whole team episode
Im tired of this arc man can we have something new?
So is Owens just gonna be le walk man? With this control he's gonna be 100 pitches through 5 innings every start if he lasts
>>67083040
if u don't post
blue jays memes the red sox
won't get blue jays results
hehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhrhehehehehahahahehehehehehehuhuhuhhhhohohohohohohohohahahahahahehehehehehehhuhuhuhuhuhihihihihihihihihihihohohohohehehehehahahah
This is literally what their commentary is.
>>67083040
Sorry senpai it's what's best for business
>letting a 2 foot manlet steal third on you
Henry "Hank" Owens everyone.
le tricky manlet
>>67083114
'ugly henry' owens
THERE'S A LOT OF LATE............MOVEMENT ON HIS PITCHES RIGHT AT THE............KNEES OF THE BATTER MAKING IT A GOOD.............PITCH
WHAT IS A STRIKE AND WHAT IS A BALL I CANT FUCKING TELL WITH THIS GUY
did mendoza work her way up through the minors or did she go straight from softball to this?
If I hear "power guy" one more fucking time...
THROW STRIKES
WHY CAN'T WE SCORE WITH RISP.
God damn this team
GOoD JOB IDIOT
So is Schilling broke now or did he get some money again?
Why isnt Vaz catching for Owens?
>>67082427
you called sempai?
>>67083218
He's still like 40M in debt to basically the entire state of Rhode Island, but i don't think he gives a fuck quite frankly.
>>67083231
Because Hanigan is a meme machine despite his being shit at the plate no matter what.
>>67083164
oh she definitely "worked" her way up ;)
Hannigan is Hank's personal catcher
>>67083249
ugly sexism i am shaking my head in disbelief that anyone would ever write something like this in the year 2016
This ump is DOGSHIT
God fucking fuck.
A women anouncer
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Baseball is only for old conservative white males stop fucking ruining the game
>>67083218
he's not broke but doesn't have 10,000,000+ anymore
>>67083245
his broke ass bankrupt company does, not him
is don sick tonight bros?
>>67083268
what? i just meant that she fucked people to get to where she is
>>67083244
R-Red Sox desu?
You made the right choice Nipbro
>Astros couldnt score
Are they worse than us?
>>67083273
His "broke ass bankrupt company" is him though.
BASED SHAW
>>67083287
stop
oh wow very exciting the game was on the line but he shut them down a quick and tense 40 minutes good game everybody that one was a lot of drama and over in just the rigt amount of time these pace of play rules have made baseball the sport of the future imo
Well that inning went smoothly
what do you mean they play eight more of those?? are you insane?!!! nobody would watch that!!!
>>67083332
koji get off the ipad
>>67083332
Taz please pay attention to the game.
>>67083332
good one okajima
>>67083383
who let koji out of the bullpen!?
JBJ GETTING LIIIIIIT
CHEW THAT NIGGA OUT JACKIE FUCK THAT KEK UMP
>>67083332
HA, Ichiro's back again
FUCK THIS UMP
HOLY SHIT HE'S AWFUL
>>67083287
>tfw had MLB Network on the background earlier and heard that sweet voice and recognized it immediately
>>67083410
I miss him ;_;
UNP PALL
>>67083436
what happened to him? he pitched the other day
>this fucking music
Does houston not have sewers? What a podunk town
imagine if the tornado hit the stadium during the game
tornadob owl incoming
>getting killed by some rain
scrubs
were all the 8 people who died black or something? it's just water....swim??
>tornado warning
Hurry this game the fuck up not trying to get our plane knocked out of the sky
>>67083507
>>67083497
>>67083473
Youre hurting my feelings
>>67083473
>>67083492
Dude we're in a swamp over here. The city's just below sealevel.
>>67083507
It was mainly pajeets and hicks
>not having drains
Wtf texas your lucky u r still part of the usa
>>67083492
based
MUDDY CHICKEN
manlet cycle incoming
manlet power
see floodstros, thats an ELITE manlet right there
BASED MANLET
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ALPOOPE WATCHING A REAL MANLET PLAY
MANLET POWER
>>67083513
Tornado warnings are for the suburbs, they never hit the inner city limits or near downtown
OMG
>tfw no Dave O'Brien and Steve Lyons to talk about Pedroia hitting for the cycle for 3 hours now
Guys the Celtics just won, can we do it bros?
>>67083587
I'm so sick of Mendoza already that I miss Guerin Austin
>>67083606
Can we beat Atlanta? Ya probably, if the other players on the team besides IT don't suck ass.
But we'll get swept in 2 games against the Cavs.
>>67083528
And fenway park use to be a bay
Do u even engineer?
>>67083606
what sport is that
>CAPESHIT
JUST STOP!
MENDOZA IS A HOTTIE
if xander is such a veteran why doesnt he have an all star
still I'm pretty sure I'd have sex with mendoza
>>67083703
People can't spell his name well enough to vote for him.
>>67083703
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haha good dimensions idiot astros
Ball woulda scraped the monster
lol nice camera work
What a meme field setup.
>>67083705
isn't koji gay though
>>67083756
I'm Maeda
whos watching dirty water tv tonight?
>>67083756
Since Piazzi retired I dont think theres been a gay baseball player right?
hey espn please don't show my daughter on tv like that i value my family's privacy please respect my wishes
>>67083756
>Koji
>gay
His son has his superior Nihon genetics
wow those are the only kids who didn't drown from the houston floods thats the future of houston right there :O
stupid ugly hank
He's now officially a Red Sox ace
OWENS
YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JESUS CHRIST
welp
God damn you Owens.
>Its a Sox pitcher passes 50 pitches by the second inning episode
>>67083638
Visit houston ese so you can drown in our humid ass air. This city is sucks to visit, but awesome to live in.
>>67083789
>clearly a manlet
>superior genetics
???
>female commentators
Just because she played softball doesn't mean she knows baseball
This manlet is 5'5 not 5'6
THROW STRIKES YOU LANKY FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
anyways guys im gonna go get some mcnuggets so hold off on the memes whileim gone
>An hour for 2 fucking innings
this shit is starting to get fucking painful
>>67083830
The most common kind. Light confirmed for MLB debut tonight
>>67083833
Houston
>Americas swamp ass
>>67083858
Koji is 6'2
>>67083880
Welcome to Red Sox baseball, Floodstros anon
>>67083833
>Flooded once a year
>Air smells like shit
>Majority Mexican
I'll gladly take my comfy digs in Boston even if it is shit to you fampai
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>>67083880
>he's never sat through a 45min half inning
lmao
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why is she talking to him like this when she should be an unbiased reporter?
cannot understand a thing altuve is saying
Lmao
When will they learn bros?
U think she fucked him with a strapon
Why does everyone suck Altuves dick didnt he singlehandidly blow the Astros playoff game against the Royals?
>DUDE LOL YOU'RE SHORT
real professional
How can one ump be so bad
>altuve's face when she said he would be a dad
what did he mean by this
I wonder if the ump could pass a field sobriety test right now.
>>67083911
not an asstros fan either. i do have a question for you though why has every red sox pitcher in the last 15 years been a slow ass fucker like come the fuck on just throw the god damn ball what are you thinking about there will be plenty of dicks for you to suck later so stop worrying and throw the fucking ball
>>67083936
45 min half innings aint shit compared to the bullpen circuses you see in A ball
that wasn't even borderline, it was a good six or so inches off the corner of the plate
wtf
>>67083928
At least my city didn't get cucked by muhammad and ISIS
Who here watching baseball over game of thrones
UMPBALL
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>this umpball
Is this umps strikezone the entire batting box?
lol why did espn put matt barnes on their baseball tonight anime?
>>67083991
Are you retarded. Obviously everyone in this thread
how much of a fag do you have to be to wear a hat like that
>>67084038
Actually watching both
What are you a cyclops
U dont have two eyes?
>>67084060
probably about as much as a fag as someone who uses a proxy to get attention
Altuve must have been nervous thingken about his daughter
Le error man
Fucking Disastros
>leltuve
HOLT
>>67083990
Last time I checked Boston isn't majority Muslim.
Meanwhile your shitty is overrun by spics and dindus.
Altuve spending too much time thinking about climbing Jessica Mendoza's legs and not enough time thinking about throwing the ball to first.
>>67084037
trout, price, mccutchen, stanton, correa, harper
>>67084072
actually I do live in Japan
>inb4 English teacher
>inb4 anime twat
>inb4 neckbeard
>>67083928
>Not liking the best food culture in the USA
>Not liking the best rap culture in the USA
>Not liking the best place for industry in the USA
>>67083990
One brother dead other brother almost dead fbi has to tell boston cops to stop shooting boat
Pig nose Hannigan strikes again!
>Hanigan doing things
Has he finally learned how to bat?
Does Hannigan ever look not miserable? He seems like he keeps Jameson in his locker
HANIGOAT
>>67084114
weeb translator detected
GOOD
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Bradley not going for triple
holy shit Jackie unloaded on that one
DOUBLES CITY MOTHER FUCKER
BASED JBJ GETTING HITS
>>67084112
>>67084112
are you blind?
Jackie Bradley's Revenge: now showing in Houston Texas
>>67084134
>not liking being fat
>not liking living with dindus
>best place for industry
no thanks
>>67084190
good post
>good young shortstop future star
>can't throw to first
lol
Ahahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahha
Now this is the astros i remember
