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Houston Rockets superstar James Harden
tfw sp loves harden
>>67080547
what went wrong?
All that taco bell put him in a siesta
His beard annoys me, why won't he shave it off?
>>67081374
In Houston we have a little something called Taco Cabana, but yes.
>>67081374
I blame the creation of the quesalupa
He will make a great second option for Durant next year.
What? Reminder he didn't get substituted for until the third quarter. The guy plays crazy minutes
>>67080547
What exactly is he expected to do down 28 with 3 minutes left?
>>67081406
It sells merch and takes away from his shitty flopping identity.
>>67081414
the one we had here was awesome...sold beer in the drive-thru and never carded...TABC busted them though
>>67081672
Not get into that situation in the first place? Not chuck 3 when they were down by 21 points at the middle of the 3rd quarter?
He played like shit defense/offense wise.
>>67080547
how many damn pairs of shorts can one man wear?
>>67081414
We have that in Dallas too. Harden should have done those commercials instead of the gay "I am a breakfast defector" or whatever shit they said. Seriously did any of you in Houston notice he looks slower this season?
>>67081672
pull a t-mac to win the game
>>67081406
He looks like a teenager with down syndrome without it
>>67081803
mchale commented about him showing up out of shape for training camp so there could be an issue
>>67081803
>slower this season
Houston is a swamp with 110% humidity, everything is slower there.
Look at any Houston team, they all have decent home records and shit road records. It's science.
>>67081414
>TACO CABANA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
I wouldn't feed that garbage to my enemies desu
>>67081829
>pull a T-Mac
So you want him to lose?
>>67081987
Thanks for your opinion, tourist.
>>67081987
This nigger knows whats up. Taco Cabana is the McDonalds of Mexican fastfood. Tacobell is the Jack In The Box.
>>67082073
You're correct...many more cases of e coli from taco bell than from taco cabana
>>67082073
Shitty Mexican Fast Food, ranked:
1) Taco Time
2) Taco Cabana
3) Del Taco
4) Taco del Mar
...
4500) Taco Bell
...
9001) Taco Bueno
>>67081910
What does they have to do with anything? I'm saying he was pretty fucking great last season. Then he gets a deal with taco bell and looks sluggish as shit this year. Did you see a slip in his performance or was it a team issue?
I wanna cuddle up next to him
n-no homo
>>67082211
I'd say "why try when your team sucks," this is basically the KG Timberwolves
>>67081414
>Houstonian
>Going to taco chain instead of your local taqueria where only one waiter speaks broken English
Fraud franchise player
>>67080547
its tiring work drawing fouls, you think its easy to just shoot free throws all game?
>>67082319
>Houston
>it takes 75 minutes to drive there
>>67082422
I live in Houston. If it's taking you that long to get somewhere you might be a sperg bro. Just
>they don't know about Tacos El Negro
>he doesn't like James Harden, the NBA incarnation of /sp/ as a player
>>67082422
>spongebob
>memegenerator
wow, quality shitpost
damn, did not know Houston was such a messican loving state, i'm guessing there is not much love for Trump over there, destroying the taco business and shit
>>67081209
He didn't give credit to Lil B
>>67082772
Texas is literally the second most Mexican state in the union.
>>67082766
>harden, the flopping, chucking, overrated, over saturated meme, scores half his points at the free throw line, is soft as shit, doesn't play defense nigger
>incarnation of 4chan
No
The true incarnation of 4chan as a player is Rasheed Wallace, anyone that thinks otherwise can suck my dick
>>67083179
you're wrong because sheed is miles and miles more alpha than all of 4jin combined fampai
>>67082422
Yeah if you're driving from one side of the metropolitan area to the other in heavy traffic. If you don't know your backroads and shorcuts by heart, you're no Houstonian to me.
>>67082131
You're missing Mighty Taco somewhere in the top 5.
>>67081720
Nah team was shit and had no depth
He played all 3 quarters, and his pg is a 90 year old Jason Terry who pretty much does nothing, and then Brewer who is literally 0 for 25 on three point shots.
>>67082211
>was pretty great last season
>until he stopped getting calls in the playoffs
>been pretty shit in the playoffs this year outside of when he gets calls
What a coincidence.
>>67083967
B-But muh analytics
Morey created this shitshow of a roster, and Chuck rightfully calls him out on how shit this team is.
>>67083967
>Houston fans pre season
Deepest team in the league, who can stop us!
>Houston fans after the season
Harden has no help, what's he supposed to do!
Classic
>>67082131
>Del Taco
Del Taco is fucking amazing. Used to fuck up up their chicken soft tacos on a nightly basis.
>>67082766
>>he doesn't like James Harden, the NBA incarnation of /sp/ as a player
>>67083179
>>harden, the flopping, chucking, overrated, over saturated meme, scores half his points at the free throw line, is soft as shit, doesn't play defense nigger
>>incarnation of 4chan
>harden, the flopping, chucking, overrated, over saturated, WWE tier beard meme, scores OVER half his points at the free throw line, is soft as shit, doesn't play defense, dirty hooker fucking, kardashian STD tapping, door stop pee epee nigger
>>incarnation of 4chan
The true incarnation of 4chan as a player is probably Dwight Howard (sadly. Since guys on /sp/ could be great but never will due to personal flaws), anyone that thinks otherwise can suck my dick.
>>67084211
wtf I'm not a Houston fan, they got lucky last year. The only team they legit beaten were bad teams, like the Mavs basically.
that team always looked like shit and just Harden trying to iso with no system whatsoever.
>>67082131
But Taco Bueno is better than Taco Bell
>smoother tastier beans
>better meat
>actual homemade hot sauces not prepackaged shit
>mfw people still think James "softer than a canadian man's dick while watching non-cuck porn" Harden is a good player and not a flopping, chucking, nigger who abuses refs willingness to call fouls in the regular season and then proceeds to hinder his team in the post season with his non existent defense, chucking, and general egotistical attitude only accentuated by the cum catcher firmly attached to his chin he calls a beard
