Dallas leads the series 3-2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_TWSZ7HyZY
Stream here
why do dallas teams always choke?
>>67073397
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>>67073426
This stream isn't illegal, it's officially sanctioned by Gary Bettman to encourage more shitposting during the postseason.
We gon' win for Prince~
>>67073458
Literally who
>>67073478
Sure is edgy teenager in Dallas today
Did they really expect this to fix their problems?
>Finnish goaltending vs Finnish goalscoring
>>67073504
Nothing edgy about listening to real American music (country), eating McRibs with butter and shooting unarmed urban youths.
RETURN SHARP AND ODUYA
>>67073570
Post qt blonde Finns pls
>>67073587
>unarmed
>>67073587
Who does binland want to win?
>>67073668
My team is kill so I'm here just to shitpost.
>prince
rip in pieces sweet prince
literally who
>Actually silent during moment of silence
Minnesota keeping it classy
>state of hockey
>>67073782
Based Sweden. All these pedo cuckolds pretending to give a shit about some talentless nigger.
>his music transcended cultures
how many white people listen to Prince again?
that national anthem singer should have done a Prince tribute senpaitachi
>Ghost of Prince ensures victory for the Mild
>>67073816
All of them
Is tyler saygin playing today? I really like him.
who /shouldbestudyingforfinals/ here
>>67073816
>O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREEEEE
>AND THE HOME OF PURPLE RAIN
too much man
>>67073812
>prince
>talentless
fight me nigger
>>67073944
>Being underage
minnesota when they loses prince and the series
>>67073944
haven't been in school for 36 years now
This NBC announcing makes me want to go to sleep
>tfw no CBC
is the crowd dead or is it just my stream?
>>67073989
>being under 18 in college
ok rainman
>>67074028
NBC always mutes crowd audio. Most boring way to watch the game imo
>>67074028
>State of hockey
>>67074045
shit sucks man. i was just watching the philly game from cbc and it sounded great.
>>67073421
>7 championships between them
Not really choking desu
>>67073458
>tfw not going to be edgy and mock his death
He was just too talented lads.
Solid dive
5 on 3!
Sweet dive there
lol fucking Mild
cmon sharp bb
you'll always be a hawk on the inside
>>67074104
He was a singer, a songwriter, and a musician. How often do you find that in pop music? Especially these days...
SCOAR
>giving Dallas a long 5 on 3
Questionable tactics there lads.
God this thread is dead
Oh joy
pretty goal
>mild
>off the charts
>unironically calling yourself the state of hockey
>perpetual chokers
>no cups
good lord
>this absolutely fucking dead crowd
Why are there so many Canadians named Gord?
>>67074270
I'd rather have a slow thread than 5000 posts of >rags >kongs
>>67074204
He was shit at both
>>67074326
True
>>67074282
I love Pierre, he's bringing the dank observations today.
>>67073816
Everyone here in Minnesota listens to Prince and we're basically Canada Lite
Prince died so he didn't have to witness this.
>>67074294
NBC would have you believe any crowd was dead, a team could have just won the fucking cup and you couldn't hear the arena, just whatever noise is on the ice.
>>67074204
>How often do you find that in pop music? Especially these days...
All the time 2bh
>>67074294
They are plenty loud on the [spoiler]radio[/spoiler].
>stors
>wold
Is Tyler Saggin elite?
Who's here for
>Wild elimination day
>>67074471
Yes
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>Mild
>>67074429
>wongs
>kongs
>floers
>all out
wew
SCOAR
We have a 2 point lead. See you at game 7.
Minnesota isn't a big hockey hotbead like Texas, so you can't expect their crowd to be loud.
fucking wew lads
>>67074410
Well if you count people like Britney Spears that take songwriting credits for work they didn't actually do sure. I am willing to believe that Taylor Swift writes that garbage
>JAMES DEEN DAY DREEM
Was waiting for a bus yesterday and went to the front of the building to get away from the speakers that were hitting me with that crap.
Inb4 all the Minnecucks start cheering for the Stars
>mild
>most dangerous lead
>tfw offensive dynamo
>the """"""state""""" of hockey
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>Spezza literally raping the Mild
Are Italian-Canadians the master race?
>>67074471
how can you be elite from the hospital. stamkos isn't elite right now either
>>67074539
I heard tons of cheering when Sharp scored.
>>67074471
Haha no
>>67074508
Ducks
Shorks
Pens
Bolts
Still in. It's a good playoff year.
Now if the kitties, and bloos can win it'll be perfect
>>67074562
>your lagged stream
>>67074555
Is that Prince?
>these nbc announcers
They are literally the worst.
wtf is up with this shit?
i want razor!
>>67074609
Prefer the CBC. Bit unpatriotic I know lads.
>>67074609
It's terrible when you have no other choice at all.
>>67074580
There are a ton of cucks in Minnesota who cheer for Dallas and reject the Wild as Minnesota's team
I like how these Canadian commercials are so ethnically diverse.
>>67074654
why?
>>67074654
thats fucking retarded
>>67074675
>>67074679
He's b8ing you fucking retards
>>67074645
They are terrible, they don't have Pierre.
>>67074654
>original Hail Mary
>Hershel Walker trade
>North Stars
Dallas has been cucking Minnesota for awhile.
Tfw you walk into your local Torchetti's and order a slice of spezzaroni pizza
>>67074654
That's like Winnipeg fans rooting for Arizona. That's dumb as hell
>>67074727
I'd rather cuck them with their women
>>67074727
At this point, who isn't cucking Minnesota
Pierre you jokester
>bernie sanders
>state of hockey
>zero stanley cups
what
>wild change their goal song to honor prince
>never gets played because they can't score
>>67074654
Says someone who's never been to mn
>>67074913
what did they change it to?
>>67074913
haha antimage lol!!!
The crowd is deader than Prince
>>67074792
It's almost like the Charlotte Bobcats in the NBA; Charlotte mostly rejected them until they got the Hornets name back. The difference is, the Wild still sold out games (and continue to, save for about 2 years coming off of 3 straight non-playoff years)
>Icing charge against Dallas
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Inb4 8-0
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this is rape
>the state of hockey
the wild suck, they don't deserve to live
>mild ever having hope
How long until the """"""""""fans""""""""" leave their building?
>state of hockey
>minn3s0ta mild
xD
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>Sharp so perfect his goal damages the net
If you wouldn't suck his dick, you're gay.
Well this is sad. I liked Minnesota since Demitra and Gaborik played there together. Why are they always so shit?
We were raised
With the stick
And a pair of blades
On the ice we cut our teeth
We took our knocks
In the penalty box
Our mother was the referee
This sport was here
Before we came
It will be here when we're gone
The game's in our blood
And our blood's in the game
Lay us down under
A frozen pond
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey
A big blue line runs around our state
A line that can't be crossed
The day they try to take this game
Is the day the gloves come off
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey.
>two Finnish goaltenders changing a tire on the Texas freeways
What a time to be alive.
>Booing your team ina playoff game
>>67075195
now that's teamwork
HOW CAN "MEN"NESOTA EVEN COMPETE?
>>67075137
wtf??????
>>67075211
>paying hundreds of dollars to watch your team get eliminated at home
>>67075137
IT'S A BREACH DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN. THERE WERE LIKE 20 KIDS. THREE OF THEM RUSH HIM AND THEY GET THE GUN
holy shit. is this supposed to be serious?
What's with all these mudsharking Canadian commercials?
Dubnik is a rebound machine lads.
>dallas lost games to mild without parise and vanek
stan lee cup contenders!
Well who am I going to bad wagon now?
Islander maybe
>>67075371
>Canada as no teams in the playoffs
Do these NBC analysts have some issues between eachother? Everytime i watch them i feel like there is some serious animosity between them and it just makes me feel awkward watching it. Can never tell if its just bants or they legit hate eachother. They always seem to be pissed but it might just be that they are canadian or something idk.
>>67075514
Milbury brings that out in people. he's an unprofessional cunt. He's not even funny, he constantly gets BTFO by the other commentators and Saint Bob
>>67075336
Non Americans don't know about guns just that there scary
>This gamethread is dead and almost no batter
You faggots need us to keep this playoffs interesting.
Hope the Stars win, just so it will be the Hawks verses half their old team in the next round.
>oduya goes on a sex tourism trip
>wins a hockey trophy during it
topkek
>Thailand hockey champion
Wot
lets go stars
>>67076046
>>67076060
>Blaming the black guy for the disappearance of the trophy
>>67076040
I just want the game to go to quintuple OT.
>>67076107
With the balckhawks, it's a guarantee ou'll get at least one game that goes multiple OTs.
And Kane will then do an ankle breaker.
>get PP
>No shots on goal
>Mild
>>67076107
No thanks. I've seen enough Stars vs Oilers playoff games.
Why does Minnesota look so dead?
What do you guys think about wearing the teams jersey when watching the game on TV?
Currently watching it in my Jamie Benn Jersey
also
>that fedora
top kek
fuck that was terrible
>>67076402
I do it too
>>67076402
I have no problem with m8
>1 period
>already over
>getting booed on home ice in a playoff game
I thought minnesota were supposed to be good fans?
>>67076402
Aint nothing wrong with wearing a jersey on game day. Why the fuck else would you buy the jersey
>>67076518
>good fans
>literally every team has attempted to leave town
>>67076402
>>67076497
I'm in my boxers wearing a beer brand wife beater and drinking bottom shelf vodka with orange juice
Tl;dr I don't rate team jerseys
>>67076503
They're not called the >mild for nothing.
>>67076501
ah sorry mexi-bro for last time when I bashed you as Kongs-fan
didn't know there are other pre-2010 stars fans here
>>67076497
which jersey number you got m8?
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>>67076580
no problem it happens
The way Minnesota is playing I might as well go to sleep.
This is pointless.
>>67076558
good point
>>67076567
>vodka with orange juice
>not realizing beer is the top-tier hockey beverage
cmon Pulju-land you can do better than that
>>67076651
>Going to sleep
But is 3:50 in the afternoon Funland
>>67076694
I'm drinking Shiner Bock like a real Texan.
>>67076724
>tfw western team with leastern timezone
>>67076694
I'm not drinking for pleasure you fool.
>>67076724
It's about midnight here bruh.
>tfw NOTHING can replace BRAD
Minnesota looks like Arsenal: too many passes, trying to walk it in or get the perfect shot.
>>67076859
Happens every year, nobody wants to shoot
why does minnesota only try when they are getting BTFO
wouldnt it be easier to just try from the start of the game?
>>67076828
>midnight
Do you have to go to work or something in the morning?
>>67076847
>yfw she was talking about her dildo not her car
>talking about X-Tina when she was 14
Are they trying to get the Pedessota fans interested in the game?
>>67076757
is it better than the usual American beer?
cause since I am blessed with BASED austrian beer, your beer tastes boring for me
so far I tried coors, millers and american bud, all tasted like water
>pic related
austrian brand i drink right now
>>67076828
> I'm not drinking for pleasure you fool.
thats sad man
great story piere
>Gord perving on hebe Christina Aguliera
The absolute madman.
>>67076920
>Do you have to go to work or something in the morning?
Yes.
>>67076934
It's not sad. Just average.
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JAIME FUCKING BENN
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PROBLEMATIC FOR MINNESOTA
Stars 4-0
Benn this series tho
Problematic
this game is depressing
I didn't realize televised rape was legal now
>>67077049
benn all the time tb.h
Wild fans boo team at end of 2nd period
Their old franchise team is going to eliminate their new franchise team
>welcome to the state of hockey
>>67076963
>being alcoholic
that's even sadder desu famalam
>>67077134
>tfw your franchise abortion BTFO it's origin
also
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>>67076934
You'd like Shiner. American beer is good once you get past the mass market swill.
Shiner still uses the same recipe developed by Central European immigrants who developed it. It's very comfy.
>>67077230
its*
typo there
>MILD
>MILD
>MILD
>MILD
>"State of Hockey"
>ZERO Stanley Cups
i guess that's why they're called the
>mild
WEW
did minnesota peak as a second round exit?
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING PRINCE, YOU KIDDIE DIDDLING FAGGOTS!
>Wild
More like..Tame, isn't that right my fellows?
>>67077293
>No owls
>No nba championships
> No world series since 1991
>>67077479
Oh man, you're outta control!
This game is fucking depressing
>>67077479
get this mad man outta here!
>PEDOSOTA
>>67077248
Sounds nice.
Maybe I can get it at some specialised beer store, we got some here in vienna, if I find it I'd give it a try
Sometimes I pity most americans for their "Beer"
also
Get rekt Vanek
>>67077806
Wrong thread ducks-bro
>>67077806
>stors
these teams have a lot of fans
HOLY SHIT LETS GO WILD
there's no way the mild can pull this off, right?
o fuk
>THE CITY OF DALL"ASS"
...THIS ISN'T FUNNY GUYS
O SHIT
>16 seconds apart
>STORS
S-stars?
WARNING
FINNISH GOALTENDING IN PROGRESS
>mild -> warm
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
ITS PRINCE!
lmao
>DULL ASS
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD IN HOCKEY
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD IN HOCKEY
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
pls don't fuck that one up Stars
FUCKING DON'T
>it's a trying to comeback but already too far behind episode
>>67078119
post butt
>>67078173
Only 2 more goals in 15 min
It's far from to Far m80
Anyone have a stream?
>>67077579
Kill yourself Faggotarm
>>67078270
literally the first post in thread
The stars just cant put this fucking series away. How many chances are you going to blow?
>>67078272
Nah my team's have championships
>>67078270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_TWSZ7HyZY
>it's a Firecuck drags his burlap sack of spaghetti through a Minnesota thread thread
At least chubbs was an unconditional homer and not some faggot
>Minnesucka thinks they have a chance
in your dreams little somalia.
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>>67078404
>dullass takes penalty directly after you post this
Do it again, jinx it please
>dullass choking
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I literally walked out the room to get my pasta and the Wild scored 2 goals?
C O L L A P S E
bluck bluck bluck
no fucking way
>>67078404
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>it was 4-0
HOLY SHIT
We got ourselves a situation
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oh my god
HOLY
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>it was 4-0
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>IT WAS 4-0
>it was 4-0
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