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>now
1860 - Braunschweig (0:0)
Sandhausen - Frankfurt (0:0)
Bielefeld - Fürth (0:1)
>15:30 CET
Gladbach - Hoffenheim
>17:30 CET
Eintracht - Mainz
>de Gay
>de gay
Less than ten minutes to go before the L-B-L broadcast begins.
I'm always surprised by how many people still come to the 1860 games.
Who's getting relegated lads? I have a feeling Bremen might pick up points and overtake VfB. Then again i'm just a HSV casual who doesn't pay attention to /bundes/.
>>67063590
that's because Munich is blue
>>67063592
Eintracht and Hannover.
Werder is going into the relegation game against Nürnberg and win it. There might be some refball like with HIV.
Jacob Rasmussen scored Schalke U19's goal in their 1-1 draw with Köln today.
What does they mean by this?
>>67063642
Bellarabi, Brandt and CHEEECH? You pervert.
Jesus, how do you miss a goal like that...
>SönderjyskE second after 26 matchdays
Bloody hell
>>67063642
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67063633
Is he good or something? I have no idea about most U19 players.
>neinhold unironically thinks that Schalke won't >Schalke under Heidel and Weinzierl
LMAO
>>67063767
I don't know
>>67063768
as long as you don't sort out neustädter, aogo, huntelaar & co nothing will change
>>67063786
What will happen with PEH next season?
Who /snow/ here?
>>67063768
Tönnies is probably the biggest problem, but I do think they might get some sort of consistency under Heidel and Weinzierl. They did fantastic work at Mainz and Augsburg.
If they can't I guess >Schalke will forever be doomed to be >Schalke.
who is the most over-rated player in the bundes?
>>67063803
They want to keep him at >Schalke and he apparently wants to stay.
>>67063827
Götze.
1860 munich won their only bundesliga title exactly 50 years ago
>>67063590
>volland
okay, can still get better
>johnson
at his peak rn
>aigner
shit
>lars bender
very good but crocked
>baumgartlinger
solid
>weigl
good
>schafer
average
>trasch
average
>strobl
who???
>sven bender
very good but crocked
>tremmel
was never good
they could be europa league tier at least
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67064369
this
Hahahah
Time for DÖP DÖP DÖP
Will they make 4th or will Hertha somehow hold on?
Will it be good or shit BMG today?
>>67064662
good, they play at home
>>67064662
They are at home so good.
>Kramaric
offside
Will 1860 make it after all?
>>67064863
hopefully not
>>67064914
why
>>67064921
it's fun to laugh at them and they deserve it for doing business with a sheik
>>67064712
What did he do
>>67064921
failed Manchester City 2.0
>>67064966
careful you sound like a customer
>>67064993
>defending a sheik investor
okay arslan
>>67064985
Feeble shot
>>67064712
>>67064985
erm.. arsenal is playing
>>67064863
I was pretty sure they would, but then they lost against Duisburg. There is still a game against Paderborn as well.
>>67065054
This is bundes
>>67064966
pretty sure bauern are doing business with sheiks as well
Who will take over BMG in the summer?
>>67065097
Will Schubert remain if they finish 4th and qualify for the CL?
>>67065094
and I have fun laughing at them too
what's your point
>>67065124
Only if Eberl doesn't find a better coach
>>67065124
Doubtful.
Today we had
>12AM foggy 7°C
>1PM graupel 5°C
>2PM light snow 3°C
>3PM sunny 11°C
>4PM light snow again + thunder 3°C
the fuck
>>67065195
Talk about the games or fuck off.
>>67065220
it sucks
>commentator scared for life because a glass bottle broke somewhere in the stadium
lmao
>stadium is so quiet you could actually hear it break
nice "fans" you got there, Gladbach
>>67065314
I was wondering what those weird noises were
How long until Nagelsmann takes over a real team?
NOrdtveit
get fucked Hoppenheim
>dat Xhaka and Raffael
GKs have been coddled for so long that they expect bullshit fouls to be called against them every time someone touches them
>>67065565
>Süle just casually walking around there instead of trying to block the ball
And some idiots literally think he's above Hummels....
>>67065565
I agree about keepers being bitches, but he does kick the hand.
>>67065626
>nitpicking one bad moment on a whole season
jog on
the most dangerous lead indeed
is kramaric any good ? he's a lester player isn't he
>>67066124
Maybe. Yes.
GET FUCKED
>>67066124
He was too timid when he played for us
>>67066206
no you
>>67066328
yes
>20 more minutes
wew
Schubert looks like a cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLs09J_x6-c
>>67066542
yeah he reminds me of an older you
Valgreen will win something moderately big to big next spring
Wrong thread
Please don't sell Xhaka to arsecuck, they ruin everything they touch. Remember when ozil was actually good
>>67066542
he looks like a tough bald bloke. I'd rather have him on my side than some slightly overweight guy in his mid 20s who wants to grow a beard to look more "masculine"
Do not hack me
is 4chan slow for anyone else?
>>67066864
Yes
Intermittent connection errors too
http://www.strawpoll.me/10035897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10035897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10035897
>tfw no chubby red headed Frankfurt gf
YEEESS
>>67066864
yes
Who has the absolutely disgusting Niko Kovac reaction image
Bohndesliga is gonna be fun.
>>67067351
i always miss that show. at least they upload it to youtube for retarded people like me.
>kovac, das war noch ein echter sechser aus schrrrrrrrrrrot und korn, HAH!
i love TuT
FOXES
YEEES x2
>DOAR!
>that game of thrones ad powered by TuT
he really is the memest
that's a fucking red
baumgartlinger is well ugly
>>67068378
so is yer mum
is he the younger brother of pogatetz or something? austrian too, brutal hack who loves to injure others, muh passion and the same ugly shitty (lack of) haircut
>>67068535
shouldnt you be on the pitch julian
>>67069182
thanks m8, do you have the first goal too?
Does anybody even watch
>>67069388
sorry
>>67069388
of course
I watch every game that has TuT
>>67069432
Well I'm sorry to hear that
what happened to malli?
didn't he nearly join dortmund in the winter?
>>67069600
Maybe he had already joined in his mind
HUUUUII
XUUUUUUUJJJJ
>>67069600
Maybe he is ill
>>67069388
No, I'm watching something else
.@ABChristensen96 won 100% of his challenges today!
>>67069388
yes i do
fucking mainz shitters
based goal
>those hopeful faces of the Frankfurt fans
I hope they make it
>>67070363
thx breh
it's in everyone's interest we win today as the alternative would be massive riots
>>67070415
why
>>67070437
shit results and football in 2016, shit ref in this game and potential relegation at the hands of mainz fucking 05
doesn't 1 team win this league basically every year?
what's the fun in watching that?
Is this a stealth derby?
Frankfurt play Darmstadt and Werder play Stuttgart in the next round of matches
>>67070598
Main derby
Bremen~
>>67070564
It's not fun, it's suffering.
>>67070363
I hope they don't
I base this around the /bundes/ quality
and with Eintracht gone the perpetually mad Eintracht guy would be gone too
>>67066549
I can listen to this
>>67066864
>>67066889
Looks like I picked the right time to do the cooking
>>67070598
no. >we don't like each other but it's definitely not a derby, little history between the clubs. frankfurt v lautern is a much bigger rivalry for example
>>67067156
It looks so easy when he scores the goals. Thanks a ton for the Leicester gifs, looking forward to watch them
>>67070829
He is part of the glue holding bundes together
>>96
Hannover down! Fucking finally.
>>67070945
He has great control over his legs and feet.
>>67067801
This match really showed how much the team wants to win the league. You never had this impression when Liverpool were close to it
What happend to Sammer?
Downloading a lot of The Kinks songs as we write. Great stuff
>>67070950
they still have a theoretische chance
>>67069851
Welcome to Dortmund
>>67070946
holding /bundes/ together when he tells you to fuck off?
>>67070724
Fits "The Kinks - Lola" pretty well
>>67071089
No, they don't
Bremen and Eintracht will play against each other on the last matchday
>>67070994
Liverpool's was a fragile confidence. Leicester are a true team, they love Ranieri and each other.
>>67071125
The fuck? I was listening to that right now.
>>67070598
People from the region are a bit like this. Frankfurt and Wiesbaden vs Mainz and Offenbach are on 2 different sides of tge river, and if you're from around Frankfurt you care for some reason
>>67071044
>songs
>not albums
you're doing it wrong
>>67071089
Bremen : Eintracht
W Bremen >= 34pts
D Bremen >= 32pts
L Franfkurt >= 33pts
All unreachable for Hannover
>>67071127
>>67071290
ah of course you're right
jesus im shitting myself already
>>67071183
again, mainz are completely irrelevant to anyone from frankfurt
wiesbaden don't even have a football club until they bought neighbouring sv wehen
offenbach are >our only true local rivals
>>67070983
Yes
>>67071182
We're under the influence of United Kingdom
so what's up with the pitch pattern at the leicester stadium? do they have that because it makes it harder for linesmen to see who's offside?
Uffe Bech to Brondby next season??
>hannover
F
will they finally get rid of kind?
HT lads
Frankfurt is barely playing
>>67071767
yes they even admitted it. they had to pay a fee of 50k
And the weekend is over again. Time to put life on hold and slave away for 5 days again.
>>67071784
Maybe he will go the way of Marko Marin
>>67072027
You're doing it wrong
>Sammer
>Durchblutungsstörung im Gehirn
A lot of things suddenly make a lot of sense.
>>67071202
This
>>67072242
>Gehirn
Implying
>>67072242
mean
>>67072027
Champions League this week. Every second on Monday and Tuesday you can think of it. And on Thursday it's already one day before Friday, which is one day before the weekend.
>>67072627
thanks
>>67072027
step it up wagekek
>>67072027
unless you're doing some mindnumbing 9to5 job there is absolutely no reasons for you to dislike your job
>>67072775
thanks for your opinion my situation really changed now
>>67072027
>tfw my job isn't even bad or wagecuckery by many people's standards and I would still rather be NEET
>>67073267
>being neet
Nah fuck that I want to make the same money I make now and not leave the house
>>67072875
it won't change with that attitude
>>67073258
CHA
Night
>>67073711
http://www.swissmethods.com/?id=fb5201&sub=GUN_DE_SM16_POP_S0000075
this might be the right thing for you then, friend
>>67073258
pretty sure he's injured isn't he?
>>67075513
if only hamburg could go down too innit
it's happening
>laut BILD informationen
>>67076220
>Aber Watzke glaubt noch an seine Chance
literally made my fucking day
Denmark is a boring ass country, jesus fuck.
>>67076220
Old article
>>67076451
it's tomorrows article from the Bild App
Someone with mild autism go through the squads of Bayern and Dortmund and look how many players have been bought from other Bundesliga teams.
>>67076220
The whole Hummels saga reminds me of the time they signed Reus... oh I forgot, they didn't..
Just FCB's BFF Springer trying to stir shit up...
>>67076220
Tasci in exchange for Hummels
happening?
>>67076513
just go to transfermarkt and check it, no autism needed
Bayern: Götze, Rode, Kimmich, Lahm, Neuer, Ullreich
Dortmund: Bürki, Hummels, Sokratis, Subotic, Ginter, Park, Gündogan, Castro, Reus, Ramos
Not listed: Players who came from lower leagues (like Bender) and players where no money was involved
>>67076220
>70 mil for Mkhitaryan
mad
Hummels for Hojbjerg
>>67063642
Kek
>>67076220
gundam looks so fat in this picture
>>67076845
I know it might be a stretch, but what's happening for Hummels right now is pretty much the same as the Reus case
>>67076845
>no Lewandowski
>Lahm
Wew...
>>67077141
Why would I list Lewandowski?
>>67076845
Bürki was bought after Freiburg were relegated, making them a lower league team. Also weren't Mainz in the 2. Bundesliga when Subotic came?
>>67077199
Kek... I knew that list was made by a customer.
>>67077438
You make one then.
>>67077281
>>67077438
I think it's funny how deep you have to dig to make the number smaller and it still isn't down to Bayern's level
haha
Buyrussia Buymund
>>67077526
shareholder status:
B T F O
T
F
O
>>67077487
I don't have autism, sorry.
>>67077526
>customer II enters the game
>>67077597
your status:
literally
B T F O
T
F
O
>>67077526
But he said he didn't list second league players. Both Freiburg and Mainz were second league clubs at the time.
Bayern: Götze, Kimmich, Neuer, Ullreich
Dortmund: Hummels, Sokratis, Ginter, Park, Gündogan, Castro, Reus, Ramos
>>67077487
>>67077526
>>67077593
>>67077623
>mandzukic
>dante
>gomez
>gustavo
>olic
>klose
>butt
>van buyten
All players Hummels and Subotic played against.
Go on and compare the current squads, when Dortmund has players for 7 years while Bayern keeps buying and selling players like mad. Idiots.
>>67076624
why didn't Hummels rightout rejected the whole thing then?
everyone kinda avoids the question
>>67077831
all signed on a free
> Bayern keeps buying and selling players like mad
It's called being smart
why would you keep shitty or old players
>>67077922
>all signed on a free
Makes it worse.
>>67077799
SHAREHOLDERS
B T F O
T
F
O
I think the Bayern fans won this discussion by some margin
>>67078137
Not buying them off anyone then, are they?
>>67078223
so, you won?
B T F O
T
F
O
>>67078296
Jewing them away.
>>67078352
d e s p a r a t e
s h a r e h o l d e r
what the fuck, CL is this week already
I thought it was next
>>67085180
Cool eh?
Which Bundesliga team will Bobby Wood sign to?
He's a Hawaiian American forward that's currently dominating Bundes 2
Good morming.
>/film/
Oh boy.
>>67088872
mooooooooooooooooorning
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67088858
HSV
Where will Hasenhüttl go, who will be ingolstadts next coach?
______ __ ___
>>67091705
Hassenhüttl is taking over at Leipzig.
Breitenreiter to Ingolstadt.
>>67091765
no u
>>67091777
HasenGOATl
Guardian interview with Coman
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/25/kingsley-coman-goal-best-player-in-the-world-bayern-france
Not terribly interesting in my opinion
how many players did dortmund buy from top 4 though
Will CHEECH stay in Leverkusen next season?
http://www.bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/BVB-und-Schmelzer-verlaengern-Zusammenarbeit-bis-2021
Let's have a minute of silence for Hannover 96
239th for Buli is a joke
Thank you. It is appreciated.
>>67092891
So which of their players will get to stay in the league/ move to a top league abroad? I can only think of Zieler, Sané and maybe Kiyotake.
>>67092908
Zieler and Sane are gone. Sorg will probably leave as he went to Hannover after Freiburg was relegated. Kiyotake has a similar situation. Hoffmann might play 2. Bundesliga but I can also see him playing 1. Bundesliga. Almeida, Szalai, Milosevic etc. won't be needed in 2. Bundesliga but I doubt that they'll find a 1. Bundesliga club.
where will zieler go tho?
>>67091777
>Hassenhüttl is taking over at Leipzig.
>unlikable cunt goes to an unlikable shit club
Would fit like a sock on a micropenis.
>>67092983
Depends if Leno leaves this summer.
he should go back to manchester united and replace de gay (if he goes to madrid this summer)
Yussuf and Uffe
Nicklas Bendtner has been released from his contract with Wolfsburg with immediate effect
So Uffe Bech to Brondby
Leon Andreasen to AGF
Bendtner to FCK
>>67093216
How can Bech be happy? His team has just been relegated.
>>67092338
le better than douglas costa man
>But England has a league where every player would like to play.”
it's like journalists ask the players to say this in every interview
ugh
Dortmund and Schmelzer have agreed on a contract extension until 2021
>>67093257
Yussuf put the picture up on Friday, so before the weekend's games
Why are Dortmund players scared of the BPL?
You don't get any cool points for joining Buyern because you couldn't beat them
Bernd Leno to RasenBall Leipzig confirmed
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/video/2016/apr/25/patrick-stewart-sketch-what-has-the-echr-ever-done-for-us-video
Denmark could have made this
i hope puslic doesnt leave soon too
Bought anuva mango. It's from Brazil again, just like the last one
>>67093551
disgusting
>>67088872
Morning
Juventus are champions of Italy.
Congratulations!
What a recovery they have made after a poor start to the season. I feel a little bad for Napoli and Higuain.
jo hello hi good morning friends
thanks
>>67092745
2 or so
>>67094016
He won't. He's getting good playing time there.
USA is very happy to have a player on a Europa League team it's great experience for him
>>67092771
Absolutely not
>>67093274
He's their Philipp Lahm.
Official fruits power rankings
1. Uffe Bech
2. Banana
3. Apple
4. Mango
>>67094252
Has anyone ever explained their start to the season
>>67094016
He will stay for a while
>>67094278
Where is he going to go? Leverkusen is going to the champions league
>>67094314
Probably some english club
Do Wolfsburg have it in them to rebuild and go for the top again, or will they just resign to being mid-table
>>67094323
The former because they are no Monaco
>>67094273
lets hope
i like him
>>67094323
they need to not sell their good players first and i'm sure gustavo will leave this summer
*pruts*
>>67094385
are you me?
Look at the form of the top 8
>>67094275
on the fourth picture, Ibra is having a small duel with the bearded guy about who has the nicer body, and everyone around them looking at it
This is proving that having muscles is impressive, and that in our current society, without muscles, you're basically nothing, you're a ghost
you get some muscles, you start to look better, and then you exist !
>>67094397
Defeat is not an option
>>67094397
>UUUU
Was losing 6th place part of their plan?
>>67094305
Not that I can remember
>>67094321
He isn't going to join a club that's not in the champions league. He's fine where he's at.
Plus he's the featured Striker. That isn't guaranteed for him in England
>>67094494
Okay
man = bayern
snow globe = bundes
My prediction for Atletico - Bayern?
0-4
>>67094785
1-0
>>67094930
Okay
>>67094785
1-1
>>67094601
Sandro Wagner BTFO
>>>/wsg/1053355
pogba celebrating the calcio
>>67094961
Could you _BE_ any more casual
>>67095014
I watched it
There was a webm on wsg a couple weeks back called "clods.webm". Turned out the dude just made a typo and meant clouds
>>67095018
What makes you believe that I'm casual?
>>67095107
10/10 anecdote
Put my underwear on the wrong way this morning and it's still that way. I don't recommend this
>>67095140
Nothing, I just wanted to write something cool
>>67095156
how could you not notice
>>67095107
lmao xD
>>67095014
kek
>>67095203
How could I? It feels the same until you walk a few hundred meters in it
you now remember about Chinedu Obasi
>>67095369
were you closing your eyes when you put them on? when you put your undies on the wrong side it feels spacier around the front and tighter around the back. like how could you not notice while putting them on?? I don't understand this
>>67095468
i think he meant inside out
>>67095468
I don't have lights on when dressing myself in the morning. I only need actual light to comb my hair with my fingers and when I'm in the kitchen to prepare first and second breakfast
>>67095525
Yes. I did a mistake here >>67095156 when writing "the wrong way". Should have been "inside out".
>>67095535
>first and second breakfast
Why am I not surprised that it's fatty who wears his underwear inside out... get your life together man.
>>67095535
there is something really wrong with this post. why don't you just turn the lights on as you wake up? why do you need light for combing your hairs, but not for dressing yourself?
>>67095733
he's fat and doesn't want to see himself naked
>>67095733
I feel like turning lights on is wasting energy and who likes lightbulbs in their faces anyways. I need to get the parting in my hair right. There's nothing special about dressing myself. Also what you can do in darkness you can also do in broad daylight but not vice versa so it's another little challenge
>>67095791
Yes it's important to keep your mind active
>>67095881
Yes. Being a part of 3chins is also better than simply sitting on the couch and watching television
>>67095914
I often do crossword puzzles
>>67095985
Where do you get them from, that's a brilliant idea for one of my upcoming travel occasions
>he likes riddles
Welcome to bundesliga
>>67096007
My grandmom (rip) and grandad get these magazines for old people which include a crossword magazine. They don't/didn't care for the crosswords, so my mom gets them and then I solve the crosswords when I visit my parents and sometimes I bring them home with me.
Why isn't Buyern investigated by the German government for anti-competitive practices?
>>67096079
there is literally nothing wrong with buying players from your rival
Why is taking roids called cycling? Because you take steroids in cycles? Or does it have to do with the bicycle sport being infested with doping?
>>67096079
they are shielded by the bavarian state
>Because you take steroids in cycles?
Yes.
>>67096055
Okay
>>67096079
Their own Bundestag's Fanclub grants them immunity
just got my steuerrechnung today
>mfw
Strg + F
"Why"
6 results
That's weak
>>67096250
I got 200€ back :3
Almost forgot about Bohndesliga.
Who else watching?
>>67096440
ugh, thanks for the reminder
where's etienne? is he salty?
>>67096480
Apparently sick or something. I only tuned in during halftime.
Does she want the dick?
>>67096549
no she wants somebody to help her move
>>67096549
Who asks for money in return for helping a friend move?
>>67096549
The rule of Umzugshelfen is: if you help them move, they have to help you move.
Since girls are weak, never help them move, as they won't be any help for your move.
>>67096621
>>67096716
It's not a friend. She posted it in a public group
>>67096549
i dont understand
So will Nürnberg take their rightful place back in the Bundesliga and win it 2016/2017?
>>67096716
actually the rule is that you get beer, potato salad and sausages in return for helping
>>67096733
why would you help a stranger move? are you that thirsty?
>>67096816
I would help her move if she would have sex with me. I thought her post insinuated that she is willing to do so. But I wasn't certain which is why I asked /bundes/ if she wants the dick.
>>67096774
Yeah and they will go straight back down as is tradition
kleiner tip an meine freunde zit nimals in 1 wonung wo kinda über euch wonen oh man ich wil meine rue
>>67096965
just turn up the volume when you watch porn
>>67097119
forgot that was today
ein kleiner tip meine freunde mdma ist krass aber nehmen sie schlaftabletten danach sie werden noch neon sehen wenn ihre Augen geschlossen sein werden aua aua mein kopf !!
>>67097119
>rottenham vs shit brom
fuck no i'll watch a movie instead
>>67097419
Which movie
>>67097419
/bundes/ is straight edge.
>>67097513
Ma nuit chez Maud
>>67097513
Meine Nacht bei Maud
>>67097513
meine nuss checkt maus
Min nat hos Maud
Good night, I'm Maud.
>these sad Lautern cunts
d'awww
>Orban getting a yellow card for nothing
meh this will easy for tottenham
Night
>>67098609
Because The
>>67097513
Cloud Atlas
toot toot
>>67098740
don't you toot on me, young lady
GET FUCKED KAISERSLAUTERN SHITLORDS
>Orban
I once played against Marcel Halstenberg (Well he played whereas I sat on the bench)
>>67099134
amazing story
>Brauseball
>>67099399
It happened in 2006. There was a tournament for schools in view of the World Cup in Germany. 32 schools participated and each represented a country. I played for my school but I was only in 6th grade and most players were already older. This meant that I wasn't starting. In the semifinal my school (which represented Spain) faced Halstenberg's school (which represented Iran). We lost 0-2.
>>67099811
Enjoyable story. Thanks!
>>67099698
>can't even be beaten>>67099698
with refball
Chadli is one of the best subs in the EPL league.
>EPL league
>2006
>6th grade
>>67100396
We are talking about a /bundes/ poster, so he was probably 15 back then.
>>67100593
Schürrle to Spurs confirmed
>>67100396
He would be 22 now
ugh, i wanted to go to bed like an hour ago :/
>>67100903
Get a tablet or a wireless keyboard and googles or a laptop
ugh, i wanted to lose my virginity like ten years ago :/
>>67100978
>a wireless keyboard and googles
thank you BASED wba
>>67101336
Good
we did it boys!
who /lifelong/ here???
>>67101590
For now
>nur der fussball schreibt solche geschichten
>>67101923
I'm often reminded of this letter from Viz
The jury at the Hillsborough inquest is to deliver their verdict tomorrow. With whatever justice is left to be had maybe everyone can move on.
>>67102093
>muh illsbreh
>>67102045
that was funny
Pretending to be the Danish AKB in the new Eternal Arsenal thread
Don't you try and Matrix me, Danish AKB
Good night everybody!!!
