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ANA:Vatanen has two points, ANA a 3-2 series lead
ANA:Andersen makes 26 saves for 3rd win in a row
NAS:Rinne struggles again, Predators on the brink
NYR:Eric Staal had 6 points in 25 games with NYR
PIT:Murray guides Penguins to second round berth
LA:Lecavalier has likely played his final game
MIN:Captain Koivu leads Wild to Game 5 OT win
DAL:Jamie Benn extends point streak to five games
NYI:Alan Quine scores game-winner in double OT
PHI:Michal Neuvirth spectacular in Game 5 win
FLA:Vincent Trocheck returns in Game 5 vs. NYI
DET:Pavel Datsyuk will take some time to think
Saturday
NYR 3-6 PIT, PIT wins 4-1
NSH 2-5 ANA, ANA leads 3-2
STL 3-6 CHI, tied 3-3
Sunday
WSH @ PHI, 12:00PM ET, WSH leads 3-2
DAL @ MIN, 3:00PM ET, DAL leads 3-2
FLA @ NYI, 7:00PM ET, NYI leads 3-2
First for Finland-Sweden U18 finals
>>67055223
>rags
>>67055223
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>Blose
>Kongs
>Rags
>Sturs
>Perds
First for tranpa gay
5h for >rags and >blose
How's that winning in six in Chicago going Pietrangelo?!
OH WAIT! NICE ONE YOU DUMB SHIT!
THE BEAST IS ALIVE!
Sorry Reddit and /hoc/, Hawks aren't out of this yet
>>67055293
>RedWings are THIS irrelevant
>HockeyTown
hello where are all the hawks haters that were shitposting a few hours ago
>KONGS
>RAGS
>BLOSE
>rags
>>67055324
the hawks are reddit
0-5= stars win game 6
6-7= stars win in 7 games
8-9= wild win the series in 7
>>67055357
Chasing a whole bottle of Tylenol with a glass of jim
>>67055296
>He thinks his meme is good
Please go back to LGBT.
>>67055324
Dude Chicago might be more reddit than the Seattle Seahawks
>game 7 blues/hawks
>goes into overtime
>blues score on a epic turnover
I wanna feel some of that 2011 magic again
>>67055355
Nobody really hates them that much here. Except the obvious rivals and tranpa
>>67055357
Getting a reality check since they are still surprised to see the >blose choke in the playoffs.
>>67055396
I'm okay with that senpai.
>>67055396
even= blues win game 7
odd= blackhawks win game 7
>>67055401
>mad
>at a fucking meme
>>67055432
I just completely forgot about them tbqh. Forgettable team only "relevant" due to the past.
>>67055465
And you've just jinxed a Hawks win.
Proud of yourself?
Today was a good day.
>>67055481
As a fan I can't be mad at you for thinking that. They were a mediocre team with some good nights here and there. Unlike a team like say the kongs there's not a whole lot of butthurt to mine out of the fans, they were expecting it.
>>67055518
>It would have been better if Chiraq lost
>>67055389
Hawks
>rapes
>gay bashing
>women beaters
>grandpa slayers
>Bombed Bawston
Nah we ain't reddit
>>67055590
that series is a win/win tbqh. either rapehawks lose or blose blose
>>67055622
PROBLEMATIC
>>67055518
It's made so much better that all the hawks win twisted everyone's panties in the last game of the night
>>67055432
i like detroit, youre just obsessed with cock like that faggy canadian. homosexuality is not welcomed here
>>67055622
>grandpa slayers
fucking wot
thank fuck. the playoffs would be boring as shit with the kings and the hawks out in the first round
>>67055675
If you see posts like that and reply or acknowledge them in any way you're just fueling the fire. People post shit like that because it gets a response, not because they care about it.
Who do I angrily masturbate to tonight? I've already fired off 3 rounds to Ryan Smiles and Anissa Kate today
>>67055692
Kane ko'ed the taxi driver
Dude was 63
On a scale of 1 to Joao, how dead are the Bloose?
>>67055724
>he doesnt want to see the ultimate meme off between bloos and shorks
There's no easy way out St. Louis!
There's no shortcut home!
>rags
>>67055766
Bailey Jay
>>67055766
The happiness of >Kongs and >Rags translates in your masturbation.
>Hawks still in the playoffs
>>67055766
She'd be considered absolute upper crust tier if she didn't sully herself with interracial shit
>Give up 6 goals on 23 shots
>Get pulled
>Team gets BTFO and eliminated from the playoffs
Oh Henrik you card.
>>67055828
good taste senpai
>>67055869
>rags
hey /hoc/
just want to say I'm a hawks fan, and that the hawks did not, in fact, get eliminated by the blues
looking forward to several more weeks of asspain from you all
>tfw no frugal jewess gf who goes to cheap AHL playoffs over expensive NHL playoffs
>>67055821
at some point it has to stop!
![Olympic+Media+Summit+Day+2+K-XwqW8KEZWx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8LolSIY.jpg "Olympic+Media+Summit+Day+2+K-XwqW8KEZWx[1]")
>>67055937
>several more weeks
You should be more confident in your team, anon.
>>67055869
>Crawshit gives up 3 goals in the span of 5 minutes
>Barely holds it together in 2nd
>Dies at the end of the 2nd period.
>Zombie form becomes an impassable wall in the 3rd.
I want off Crawdad's High's and Low's Wild Ride.
>>67055960
>yfw no sexy trap gf to take to a bolts playoff game with you
>>67056017
Wow he really has lost a lot of hair
>>67056024
>Tumbles and Q's wild ride
We want off, but we can never get off
>tfw no homely hermit gf to watch pirated movies and hokkei with
>>67056027
all tampa bay men are 100% heterosexual and they breed sluts daily
>>67055869
Convinced he likes >rags posting and did it purposely so he shitpost on spee
>>67056109
>thinks he can be a true Tampa fan without loving trannies
BLASPHEMY
>rags
>>67056160
>kongs
>>67056185
>Bloos
>>67056116
He's probably been shitposting since he got pulled kek.
>How he king with no rings
>rags
>Staal brothers
>>67056141
>Thinks he can force his meme as true Tampa facts
Back to Tumblr you go.
>>67056185
why are people so mad at the kings? Would you prefer if we did not care about hockey and had an empty arena like the islanders or yotes?
>>67056141
>pro league Florida teams
>having actual fans
>ever
This joke will never not be funny.
>>67056249
>those fucking eyebrows
are you serious bitch? i would laugh in her ugly face
>>67056266
that soccer team they put in orlando get like 30k people a week
>>67056230
>the singular Tampa fan with a Canadian IP address adds his irrelevant opinion
>>67055518
>Kongs
>Rags
>>67056315
>He thinks i'm a Tampa fans
>He expects a Canadian to root for an American team
>American hockey knowledge
>>67056436
I think you're 10 tampa fans.
>>67056449
If you're a tranny too, no.
Otherwise then yes.
>>67056501
>Not being an actual fan
>No one will use you to blow wind on them
Kek
So if the Blose won, would we have crashed 4chan
Dancer fight in DS3 is making me mad as fuck desu
>>67056606
>trying to defend poor sunbelt faggots from /sp/ shitposters
Great use of your time f@m@l@m
>>67055293
>divegrass
>>67056623
>Hawks saved 4chan
thank you based Chicago
>>67056804
>Saving 4chan from a leaf attack
What would they do? Make us laugh with their impotence until we couldn't post?
>>67056780
>Time matters when you spend it on the internet everyday, for 16 or more hours a day.
>>67056449
It's only gay if your balls touch. Those are the rules.
>>67056872
they would angrily remind you that half of Chicago's roster is Canadian and then go cry in a corner with their newly minted Weed licenses
>>67056935
>Weed licenses
I actually leled
>>67056927
You'd have better luck playing tennis with a brick wall than trying to reason with a shitposter. Unless your goal is to make them keep going.
>Blosers
Did I meme right?
>>67057068
10/10.
>>67057068
You aren't posting butt, so no.
>>67057035
>He thinks I wan't him to stop
I wan't to shitpost too senpai
>>67056109
Greatest ally
>>67057068
you only need to meme all over my dick with your mouth
>>67057259
Lewd
>No Canadian teams in the playoff
No wonder they're more butthurt than usual over America's superiority.
>>67057182
This pig has meme potential
>>67057302
Meh, i've learned to not have any expectations from them.
Inb4 other Canadians shitpost about m-muh canadian players .
>>67057302
Any Canadian who's butthurt about no Canadian team in the playoffs is an idiot.
>>67055389
Not anymore, Reddit hates them
>I get to hawkspost another few days
today was fantastic, /hoc/
>>67057676
>Another few days
Your expectations are low, anon.
>>67057676
MAKE /HOC GREAT AGAIN
>>67057676
We are Hawksposting all the way to the cup bruh
>tfw still not worried
>>67057766
granlund dubs disagree
>>67057728
I take everything one game at a time
as long as I bury my desire for another SCF there's no way I can jinx it
I almost feel sorry for the blows...almost
>>67057766
>captain Koivu
you stand not chance dallas
>>67057797
>>67057839
>not bandwagoning Dallas due to >Finnish goaltending
Unpatriotic tbqh.
>blooos
>rags
Who is Canada bandwagoning this postseason?
>>67057885
They would rather follow their young bust tho.
Kinda like some Canadians did with Crosby.
>People think the Stars have a chance against the Hawks after they sweep the Bloos in 7.
The only real threat to them in the Central Division were the Mild. and the Stars stupidly decided it was a good idea to eliminate them.
Unless there is some serious refpuck and meme magic, the ticket is punched to another Stan Lee Cup for the Hawks.
>>67057958
The NHL lottery.
>>67057958
Ovie or Joe Thornton
>>67057958
The wild since MN is basically canada
>>67055590
>mfw the wild meme their way past Dallas and beat the hawks
>>67057958
canada's team™
>>67058206
Lets hope for a Wild-Banthers finals
>>67058259
This desu love me some cros
>>67058206
>thinking Dallas can be out-memed
So which teams get eliminated on Sunday?
>rags
>>67058060
>salty af hawks fan
Man I haven't been on /hoc/ in a long ass time. Offseason Seguin spammer here btw.
>>67058392
not the mild
check em
Forget that Canada has zero (0) playoff berths this year.
>9 of the 12 southernmost teams are in
>1 of the 10 northernmost teams are in
>>67058455
Please get back out of /hoc/
Everything was better without you.
>>67058392
which games are on
>>67058538
MAD AT IMPENDING OFFSEASON
>>67058549
>Kittens - Piles
>Craps - Flithy
>Stards - Mild
>>67058602
Panthers win
Flyers win
Stars win
lock 'em
>>67058562
What's your point?
I know that I can't have any expectations for >my team.
>>67058392
>filthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oQBp2lcErM
The new blackhawk's goal song.
>>67058602
Pants
Craps
Mild
>>67058587
Get off this board or the tornado rips apart the trailer park your choice Darryl
>>67058392
Jaroslav Neuvirth will lead the Cryers to game 7
>>67058611
the best of all scenarios
will be shit-rocking drunk in philly by 11a tmo
>>67058438
Do you think he'll get traded? If they don't trade him soon the >rags will be left with his contract that goes until 2021 and he'll only get worse.
>Hongcouver will never win a cup
>Tampa will never win another cup
>Beaner kings will never win another cup
>Hawks won't repeat
>Rags
Is this the comfiest time in hockey history?
>>67058602
>Kittens
>Craps
>Mild
post yfw the flyers reverse sweep the caps
![70178d8ae8cf3cacd7e82c7edf44d6a1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aG0WRwP.jpg "70178d8ae8cf3cacd7e82c7edf44d6a1[1]")
>>67058699
>Hawks won't repeat
Hold on there, sport.
>rags
>>67058455
>stars
>out of the first round
>>67058738
is this asking for PA slags
>>67058738
>CRAPS
>>67058753
that's a cute webm
>mfw the stars win the playoffs
>>67058815
Disgusting/10
Get better taste famalam
>>67058753
she is adorable
>>67058852
same that sweet child will grow up to be a battery throwing whore
>>67058869
>stars
>out of the first round
>>67058753
that looks fucking delicious and you can call me a fatty if you want. Where do I get that.
>>67058888
checked tfw no black gf who loves hockey
>>67058869
>can barely handle the mild
>>67058888
MODS
>>67058888
>wasting a perfectly good lollipop like that
BLOO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CHOSEN ONE
>>67058562
>not posting the updated one
>>67058966
>>67058971
not a woman but I imagine putting a sticky lolly up your bacon hole would not feel good at all
After tonight's I think my favorite meme for the playoffs will now be
>It was 3-1
also
>rags
>>67058890
>>67058951
>salty af hawks fans
>>67058966
>Blue lipstick
>Tattoo
It's even worse m8
>>67059016
>hating tats
go to bed grandpa
>>67059007
>implying i would root for the hawks if you stuck a lollipop up my ass
>>67059007
>mfw the Stars pull a Blose and lose game 7
Minnesota is our fucktoy 4 years running. Leave them to us.
>>67059007
Please don't insult my intelligence by lumping me in with shitcago fans.
>>67059046
>Liking tattoos
I bet you like piercing too.
>>67059063
missed you baby
>>67059118
Reminder that this thread is for hockey and memes. Not porn.
Go to /s/ if you want to post that.
>>67059118
her anus looks infected desu must be a sharks fan
>>67059149
there was some other guy that would occasionally post >yfw stars win the cup and i kept responding but he never did the right thing.
>>67059089
This. The mild enjoy how Kane pulls their hair while putting it in. Plus they're into old dudes like Hossa
>>67059161
Reminder that discussing hockey is a bannable offense
>mfw kane steps out on the ice only to immediately snap his femur, causing him extreme agony as he falls to ground, his blood curdling scream echoing through the shocked silence of the crowd
Will Finland beat Sweden for the gold tomorrow?
Hey guise. Been busy all day and couldnt keep up with scores.
Did the rangers win?
>>67059202
>edgy
How big is he /hoc/?
>Guy only spams hetrosexual porn
I don't want to see any dicks, post some lesbian stuff.
Also, this video of rape seen before a crowd of 20,000.
https://youtu.be/qJjK7uKV-zI?t=2m2s
>>67059283
Smaller than you and you're a pretty small guy.
>>67059272
>youre also the way too much food anon
you have to start posting again its boring this season
>>67059174
i took a soul searching break from /hoc/
>>67059283
pretty big for you
>>67059323
If you are gonna spam porn spam Tranny BBW femdom not this vanilla ass shit
>>67059118
that's attractive to some people?
>>67059323
>I literally fucked this girl a month ago
>>67059323
If you want to post porn, at least post /hoc/ related porn.
>>67059202
I missed these. Glad ur back seguin poster, we weren't the same without you.
>>67059354
Glad to see another Tampa fan in this thread
>tyler seguin will lift the lord's stability cable above his head in a few shorts weeks
this image represents my reaction to said information
>>67059274
Nope
>>67055518
yay i made it
>>67059463
Why would he have the Stanley pot?
>>67059463
>stors
>beating the mild
3 largest longest peens in the playoffs?
3 stinky smallest?
>>67059637
Largest: Seguin
Smallest: Patrick "cheap date" Kane
If you're a tranny do you have to root for the Bolts? I'm transitioning from m to f right now and I'm a huge Panthers fan from Fort Lauderdale. It's ok as long as I keep it Publix right?
>>67059637
Longest: Pens, Pens, Pens
Stinky: Everyone else.
>>67059729
>Banthers fan
Well memed sir, or miss
>>67059703
>Patrick "cheap date" Kane
>>67059729
2/10
>>67059637
Long:
>Ovie
>Jagr
>Ekblad (no homo though)
Small:
>Patrape Kane
>Lundqvist
>Duhtin Bwown
>>67060007
huomenta
>tfw the only guy on /hoc/ that cares to talk about my team is the tranny spammer
>>67060202
>my
>>67060202
do you ever get bored
>>67060243
kek
>>67060243
>implying the post was made to fool anyone in the first place
Will there be any riots this year since the canashit teams are out?
>>67060291
Nope no one black cares about hockey
I decided not to stay up when I saw the Blues were ahead
Lmao st louie what are you doing you absolute madmen
>5 straight goals
>>67060329
They're top memers, they sure know how to put on a meme show
>>67060291
There will be when American teams sweep the lottery since that's all Canadians have left
>>67058888
>>67060383
I don't like this timeline. Delete this.
>>67060344
Not a very effective long-term strategy though
>>67060243
>mfw meta-shitposting meets autism
>tfw laffs pick 4th
>>67060489
Not at all, as we have seen previous years
>>67060530
At what percentage is the risk that the Leafs don't get any of the top 3 picks?
>>67060504
Leafs should win it about 10 years after the blues do.
>>67058738
>crapitals in charge of not choking
>>67060584
But anon didn't you hear? It's their year! It doesn't matter that they had 53 losses in the season in which they got Babcock, they're rebuilding.
Guys, what if the caps choke?
>>67060565
48% I think.
>>67060584
By my calculations, that is in exactly never, sometime after Quebec City gets a team and before the NHL expands to Mexico.
>>67060618
Okay, cool. Thanks
>>67060606
then we get a happy >craps elimination day
>>67060601
are you actually implying the laffs did anything but blatantly tank this year?
>>67060637
>muh lottery
Canadian teams, not even once.
>>67058902
obviously wells fargo center, retard
>tfw the rags missed their Cup window
Will be lucky to make the playoffs next season.
>>67060697
>rags vs. detroit fight for the last wild card spot
I kinda want to go to bed early so I can see the craps vs the cryers. I hate when they schedule games at 12pm
>>67060744
Dumbest shit ever is when they schedule Canadian teams to play during the day on American Thanksgiving.
>>67060744
>waking up before 12pm means you have to go to bed early
How neet are you?
>>67060813
100% NEET. Since I moved back from the Philippines my schedule has been all fucked up.
>>67060825
You really should try to unfuck it.
I used to stay up late often, and wake up after 12pm every now and then. Since I got my shit back together I started to feel a lot better overall. Haven't woken up after 12pm in a couple of years now (and I stayed up for 70 or so games during the regular season), and wouldn't have it any other way.
>>67060852
The morning is really shitty when you don't actually have something to do or someplace to be. Also if I don't stay up late I can't talk to my fiance. It will all get sorted out eventually, but for now it's the best way.
>>67060444
>being mean to snes
I'll have none of it
>>67060880
You can get yourself things to do though. Working out is one such thing. The same excuse held me up for a while, but it's not a good one.
I can see the problem with the fiance though, but perhaps you can work out some sort of compromise.
Best of luck with whatever you end up doing.
>>67061039
Yes.
>>67061039
Too much sun
Why havnt you hoped on the bandwagon yet, /hoc/?
>>67061217
Why would I hope for bandwagon teams to win?
>>67060744
>tfw you live out west and the game is over before you wake up
>>67060606
Then I start worrying about the Penguins making the SCF
>>67061289
CST master race. It's the best timezone for watching sports. The Eastern games don't start too early whether they are day games or night games and the West Coast night games end around midnight. Don't get fucked on either extreme like the coastfags.
>rags
>finnish goaltending
>>67061335
Mountain isn't bad either. Shifted a little in favor of OT games rather than afternoon games which is a pretty good trade off. But no matter what we can agree that Newfoundland is the worst.
>west coast games starting at midnight
>north americans complaining over games starting or ending inconveniently
also
>tfw no Montana ranch to grow up on
>>67061420
Well to be fair, America is home to the vast majority of the NHL's fans.
>>67061464
Their rights aren't more important than my feelings!
How he king when no ring?
>>67061512
>swedish goaltending
not even once
>>67056017
Reg, they're all important games.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67061512
>rags
>Swedish goaltending
>>67061620
>>67061512
>they haven't even shrunk his pads yet
he's fucking done
Finland.
In a Sophie's Choice situation which of the two do you send to the frozen wasteland of Edmonton?
will his pads ever recover?
should i make slags like this for hoc teams?
>>67061741
Put name on smuk
>>67061765
not smuk just the bakersfield fag with insomnia. I could keep this trip if you want
Mfw salty IFK tears
>>67061784
who won the icedance game?
>>67061693
laine
>>67061789
Tappara
Leading the series 3-2 with a chance to raise theb owl at home in tuesday
>>67061776
Nah I just usually assume baseball stuff is smuk. My b f@m
Could the mild meme their way to a wcf
>>67061776
>bakersfield
I'm sorry
>>67061796
who gets picked first, pulju or laine? are there any good finnish goalers at this draft?
>Finnish goaltending
>>67061874
Laine is better by a mile no doubt
Dont know about goalies 2bh
>>67061874
Leading with refpuck
>>67061934
fuggg :DDDDD meant to reply to this >>67061796
Also, there's always a finnish meme goalie in every draft
SHIT TEAM
SHIT CITY
SHIT FANS
>rags
>>67061909
He'll look good in Oiler silks this summer.
>Oiler Domination is coming
>>67062002
The only thing they're ever going to have a shot at dominating in is the draft lottery
why does everyone hate lundqvist and new york rangers? :(
t. casual
>>67062036
>rags
>>67062036
a long history of shitposting by retarded trips and shit fans in /hoc/
>>67061874
Lias Andersson
Too good for 2017
>>67062143
Fin-swe u18 final next night
>>67062175
Yup
Too bad every hockey game seems to take place in the middle of the night these days
>>67062188
Might aswell go to sleep early and then wake up for the game
>>67062197
What time does the game start?
How does Pekka feel about the fact that a Finn-stack might win a $100k video game tournament today
>>67062260
Kolmelta aamuyöstä
Näkyy kakkoselta
>>67062179
>rags
>>67062300
what game
>>67062313
I think that eye injury really fucked with Lundpads desu. He looked a LOT worse after Boyle stabbed him in the eye. He's the only >rags player who's consistently elite and really good. When he declined because of Boyle it became apparent how bad the rest of the fucking team really is.
http://yle.fi/urheilu/video_jenkkipuolustajalla_pimeni_viimeisella_sekunnilla_-_jarjeton_viikate_puljujarven_kasille/8833120
Americans cant handle the memes
>>67062321
Dota 2. One of them is a pretty big memester desu. Comes from Espoo lel.
>>67062336
eh whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tit_fbYnmLc
>there are people on /hoc/ right now that want to see a caps-pongs series instead of another flyers-pongs playoff series
>>67062336
Based Matumbaman
>>67056449
>>67062504
Lel. Are Finns just natural born shitposters or are you required to take a Ylilauta class
what's /hoc/s current opinion on the sharks?
>>67062326
it was Staal that stabbed him, but you're right, that was the final nail in the coffin. w/o lundpads to carry em, they looked completely drained from top to bottom
>>67062567
Was it? Could have sworn it was Boyle. My bad. Either way, he's the only reason that team is even remotely relevant and then they kill him for the pens lel.
>>67062538
Team2beat
>>67062517
the latter
>>67062538
gonna make it to the cup just to get btfo by the pongs
>>67062584
>That image
>>67062538
they'll choke
>>67062538
bretty good but they still have their core chokers, hopefully deboer can help with that, he seemed to on last game but he fucked up too so who knows
>>67062517
Ylilauta is for jonnes. Shitposting is a finnish heritage disease.
Us normies use only hoc for our imageboard needs
>>67062871
>Finland
>Normies
lyl
>>67062538
Them winning the cup could be a feelgood-moment though. Wouldn't mind tbhfämäläm
Finland is LITERALLY the only country where every citizen is a degenerate.
>>67062894
>literally only country where healthcare and education are free, no natural disasters or niggers and goat finnish goaltending
>yfw tampon - blackcocks final recap this year
fuck the blackhawks for ruining my fun of seeing them get eliminated
>>67062915
>finland
>no niggers
wtf
>>67062885
so if I want a awkward qt 3.14 gf move to either Finland or Canada?
>>67063086
stop stealing our women
Will there be another elimination day as good as this this year?
>>67063177
>Being a cuck
>>67063177
so that's a yes then thanks learning finn
>>67063183
Last years was better desu famalam
Also
>Ducks/Shorks round 2
Worried
>>67063183
When shitcago gets btfo
kanada and usa exposed
>North American junior hockey
Maybe if you didn't play midgets you'd win
>>67063321
what a great sight to wake up.
it's been a longtime since the last ""we don't even care""
>>67063321
>Tfw glorious Nordic hockey domination again
>be canadian
>lose u21 world championship
>have 0 (zero) teams in the playoffs
>get rekt by Nylander and company
>can't even win any tournament without rigging
Is there a more pathetic hockey country at this very moment in time?
I think no
>>67063386
>rags
>He didn't pick the correct final in his bracket
Kek
Will they ever learn?
I think no
the KHL season is over but I felt like posting this because it's pretty ebin
These schedule makers are retarded. They should change the gold medal game with the bronze medal one so we can watch it here.
It would start at 21:00 instead of 01:00.
>>67063449
>Not wanting a Soviet associated team may lead to the KGB team
>>67063449
I ended up at Jokerit, but I don't like finnish teams so sorry I can't watch your league.
Nice flowchart though it was fun :)
>>67063439
It's gonna be bird finals desu
>>67063449
>get out of my flowchart!
o-okay :'(
Which ones are worse: chirag bandwagoners or kongs bandwagoners and what team will they bandwagon now that both of them are out of the playoffs in a few days?
>>67063439
Its gonna be shorks tampa finals, tampa wins 4-2
Screencap this
Fuck Chad Krys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpj0kcJg8Yc
>>67063710
Big finnish muscle cant be stopped
;)
>>67063493
it's all just bantz lad, don't take it too seriously
>Finnish goaltending
>>67063346
>implying under u20 americaitlyns give a crap about gold and winning, not to mention draft
What did he mean by this?
Can only imagine how bettman would feel once the la/new york/chicago are eliminated + the dead Canadian market this year
>>67064285
i dont think he'd care if pit / craps ends up happening though
kitties wild and philthy are up for elim today, who's going and who's staying
LEHKONEN
>>67064370
Cats are staying
Flyers are going
idk about Wild, but probably going
>>67064388
bust
morning /hoc/
how are you doing this fine day?
>>67064370
wild stay flyers out panthers out
>>67064424
Dominating the SHL tho
>>67063251
>Implying Chicago isn't going to win it all again.
Bloos had their chance
Wild was the only team in the central that cracked the Q code and they might be eliminated soon
No one in the pacific division can stop us.
LOL East
Another Stan Lee Cup will soon be ours.
>>67064440
It's 4pm get your life together
>>67064528
>not getting assravaged by the pongs
>this shitcongo delusion
>>67064440
Did he score in the last game?
>>67064440
faggot
>>67064566
It's 9 am or earlier in the only country that matters
>>67064619
>least coast
>>67064614
LEHKONEN
E
H
K
O
N
E
N
>le win regular season every year
kek they're about to lose their 4th final out 6
>>67064658
I hope he said
>"GET FUCKED FAGGOTS :D"
when he scored
>>67064673
>W-WE'RE THE REAL AIK
>MUH DYNASTY
what a joke
>finnish elite league reject is dominating the SHL
>mfw missing da play offs because of exams
Kill me now lads
>>67064699
more like
>sweden knows how to develop non goalie talent and makes sure this otherwise finnish bust develops
>>67064719
priorities, nigel
what does "rags" mean?
>>67064766
The plural of rag which means "A tattered piece of cloth"
>there are people who unironically think Michal Neuvirth won't cuck the caps again
>>67064791
>>67064766
>rievut
flyers/caps
who wins
>>67064791
Much appreciated, lord of the obvious... I was asking in relation to hoc threads
>>67064946
It's a more politically correct version of >raggots which refers to a group of obnoxious new york homos
>>67064719
bet you even more sad british empire lost to hohols and lost promotion to division 1A
>>67064945
Flyers gonna meme
fuck chad krys
>>67065151
>>67065111
>deletes picture to change the name from normiebook source
Wild are going to meme it to the next round
>>67065191
I guess he didn't think we'd notice the giant fagbook font written all over the top left corner
>>67065021
thank you
>The rangers unironically traded a 2nd round pick and a decent prospect for 0 (zero) point and -7 Staal
>rags
Post your face when
>a fucking axe
wins on game 6.
>>67065325
I'll be witnessing it
>>67065111
>>67065151
>People who hate the Blackhawks are Facebook SJW Redditors.
Why aren't you supporting the Blackhawks now /sp/?
>>67064766
Insult directed at the new york islanders
>>67063439
>Sharks are a natural predator for penguins
>mfw the blues didn't start choking the series until that guy started posting the pokemon hybrid
>>67065507
same will happen to dallas frogposters, pieces of shit will regret all those fucking frogs
>>67065191
>>67065389
>everyone here isn't really a normie
>>67065616
>facebook faggot in damage control.
>>67065536
didn't take long for them to hop off that sinking boat
>finnish goaltending etc etc
here's to hoping for a mild win, good riddance dullass """""fans"""""
>>67065616
i'm gonna lay in bed all day!
>>67065639
>doesn't deny being a normie
No argument? Just claim he's doing damage control and call him a fag. That'll show him.
>>67065699
You get your bitch ass up right now, go jogging, read a book, meditate, make some healthy food
>>67065791
but I just started blackhat and it looks really bad there's no way I can turn it off then hockey starts . I"ll read before bed
>>67065799
>fellow female autist
>>67065377
So when is the NHL going to do something about Oilels drafting all the 1st picks and ruining their careers?
>got sick
>had to stay home from work
>very unpleasant, but got to watch all the games the last few days
Best time to get sick is during the playoffs lads. I kind of hope I don't get better by tomorrow.
>N-N-NORMIES
Come on guys, while we all know with all the rules and stats sports discussion is a sperglord's wet dream there's no need to turn this into >>>/r9k/
Take the poopoopeepee talk back where it belongs.
Can the bloos save their season, lads?
>>67066818
shut the fuck up
>>67066842
You first princess
WHERE DID ALL THE BLUES FANS GO LMAO
>>67066810
never
Frölunda wins SM-Guld
>>67066953
>>67066977
congrats
Capitals @ Flyers stream here starting at 12pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_TWSZ7HyZY
>>67067154
Wait wtf, why so early??
>>67067228
baginas
>>67067228
They usually have early games on the weekends, the 12pm ones really piss me off.
>hawks looking to eliminate the bloos at home after they were up 3-1
>blew an ingame 3-1 with five unanswered
how could they blues it any harder?
>mfw I have to time to play with puppers cause these other teams can't settle their fucking business in a timely manner
>>67067318
ur not gud at grntxting
>>67067335
You must have lots of time to fuck your tranny gf too
>>67067318
Well at least they're not losing 3-0 series lead while outshooting the other team 4 times to a team that memed in 2nd to last day of the regular season
>>67067435
I don't have nearly as much free time as you have to force memes since your shit team is out of the playoffs
>>67067477
>mad
>at memes
>>67067228
Caps play like shit early, Bettman wants his game seven
>>67067835
Welcome to the CBC
>>67067335
Feels good, right?
>>67067881
>he's gonna shitpost all day again instead of going out in japan
>his team doesnt even play
>>67067881
Almost as good as the taste of my girlfriend's semen in my mouth
>>67062036
>>67062065
the rangers play in a big market and they get lots of bandwagoners shitposting about how elite they are despite being in a 20 year title drought
>>67062889
>wanting the state of spics to win 4 cups in 10 years
>>67067975
t. been on /hoc/ for 1 year and proud
>>67067228
for the finnish market
>>67068026
Would be a lot better than some Florida team with no fans winning it.
Caps @ Flyers Thread:
>>67068066
>>67068062
Is Niskanen a true Finn now?
>>67068065
>implying any of CAs hockey teams have die hard fans
the shorks had shit attendance at the start of the year because they raised ticket prices by a buck or two
>>67067905
It's 1:00 am here, you fucking retard. Just doing a little shitposting before bed and work in the morning. Stay mad.
>>67068270
Just curious - have you ever had a publix sub?
>>67067936
reminder there is literally nothing gay about girlpenis
>>67068353
I grew up a couple miles from this. :^)
>>67068353
he's from methland you god damn retard he just neets it up and shitposts in japan now because he can't make any friends there
>>67068414
>work six days a week
>get called a neet because this kid is too fucking stupid to understand how time zones work
>mfw
>>67068414
>2016
>judging people
Why are they singing god bless America and not the star speckled banana?
>>67068675
Because god bless America, god bless freedom god bless the U S fucking A
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>mfw all the 1 seeds blow it
Chad Krys of the united states of america is a dirty rat and deserves a lifetime ban from ice hockey.
>>67069018
That slash was pretty dirty and uncalled for desu. hope it doesn't affect puljus game too much today
god I wish all finns would just fuck off
we all hate you
>>67069240
fuck you chad
>>67069240
Leave Finland alone!
>>67069240
rude
Will we see a sad Barkov tonight?
So
Are the Flyers elite?
>unironically jinxing your own team
>>67069240
fucking chad
>>67069359
>barkov
>feelings
pick one, he is a robot
>>67069516
>fennobetas getting angry at a Chad
>>67069240
eat a bag of dicks, chad
>>67069529
He is like a machine, consistently aweful without fail.
Night after night he manages to slow down a line with Jagr
>>67069529
>this man
>a robot
I think not
jesus finns are the worst pathetic fucking betas
>>67069633
binland into lederhosen?
>>67069719
Finland likes germany's culture. We are old allies after all.
>>67069758
Lol you are commies.
Reminder that it was the swedes that won the war against the finnish reds what wanted to make you into just another Oblast of mother Russia.
Yet again, we expect no thanks from you
>>67069758
neat do you have a pair? I haven't had any since I was babby
>>67069674
Look, it's the angry nocaps guy from the flyers thread. Everybody give him a (You) and maybe just maybe he will call us niggers.
Is it too late to
>rags
?
>>67069877
>rags
>>67069864
judging from /hoc im deeply conerned about the education in sweden and especially history.
>>67069872
no thats me. youre bad at this game
>>67069877
>>67069923
>rags
>>67069923
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Girldfriends of shorks-players. Who would you
fuck
marry
spend a weekend with and never see again in your life
Make a 360 and walk away from
?
From left to right:
A = Donskoi's gf
B = Nieto's gf
C = Hertl's gf
D = Karlsson's gf
>>67070012
My bad, all the angry shitheads that use nocaps and had a brown bottle breakfast look the same to me.
>>67070097
drinking cans desu
>>67070092
fuck C
marry B
spend a weekend with A
360 away from D
I made a new thread for today's games
>>67070211
>>67067269
That's a neat pic, saved
>PENS CAPS
are you ready for two of the biggest playoff chokers in history in one series? obviously one will advance, but the other will reach unheard of levels of chokerdom.
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