Father vs. Baby Edition
Mavs robbed again by refball, despicable!
>>67055181
NO GOOD CLIPPERS
I like the Clips over the Thunder. okc has no depth
FUCK YOU CANADIAN CLOPPER
>>67055181
MOMMA GOT NO RINGS
>>67055181
I wish I didn't like those commercials.
>tfw you will never win the MIP award and then go home to cuddle with your qt gf
Reminder that Chris Paul got cucked by the State Farm agent
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the nba championship tournament was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA a fan of a REAL sport) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl patriots
>>67055181
>3-1
>three and one
>three wins and one loss
>>67055305
Why does this picture make me so mad
man i fucking hate cp3
>>67055373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPtQFI4qeoE
>>67055373
>first quarter of a first round playoff game is boring
you must be a golf and soccer fan as well
Man do I LOVE doris burke announcing. They really need to get her as a play by play announcer for the NBA finals.
How did it feel losing the face of your franchise to San Antonio?
>>67055495
She's so out of shape and manly... and yet, she's kind of hot (no homo)
>>67055504
How does it feel knowing your franchise will never be the Lakers?
>>67055537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1PDuSi4IQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69V7g_H6i3M
>>67055580
Better than living in Portland.
You could get rid of the Blazers from NBA history, and nothing would change
>>67055504
it's like James Harden in reverse
>face of a mediocre franchise
>leave to be role player on contender
>coming into the season
>supposed to be a team of nobodies and Lillard being the only one that can score
>everybody steps up and plays great
>make playoffs
>playoffs arrive
>teams reverts to a bunch of nobodies and Lillard being the only one that can score
>>67055572
ROT IN HELL
>>67055423
>man i fucking hate cp3
Damn I know the mavs game is over but im still PO'd, I really hope Durant and Westbrook pass away soon, or at least I hope their moms pass away so I can see the heartbreak and pain in their eyes.
Somebody needs to take these uppity little shits down a notch.
blazers are so real
>>67055305
she's SO qt
>>67055305
FUCK HER
>>67055618
>clippers have NEVER made it past the second round
>fans mocking other franchises
>>67055671
At least CJ is having more of an impact. Also having Meyers out there would help
>>67055504
>DUDE BUILT NOT BOUGHT LMAO
>Hey let's sign the biggest FA in years lol
>>67055618
>Clippers Championships
>0
wow man great team
Will Mike Rice ever stop complaining about the Clippers complaining about the refs? Will Mike Rice ever stop complaining about the refs?
>>67055771
What a little nigglet he is
>>67055771
based boogie
>>67055745
>team signs dank free agent
>implying that's bad at all
yeah nah fuck off, spurs are built collusion-free, unlike the big 3-era heat and the clippers (they should get on their knees and praise stern for any and all relevance)
>it's a portland tries to run the offense through chris kaman episode
>>67055853
>When the Spurs buy their free agents, it's more legitimate than when other teams do it! That's just how it works!
>>67055910
they're spilling spaghetti because meyers leonard is hurt and their game plan probably got fucked with
>doc rivers has to tell his players how to handle rough play
** l m a o **
>>67055771
>we will never see Cousins kick the living shit out of Cp3
>>67055910
>its a CJ takes over the offense episode
>>67055951
never say never
with the Kings anything is possible
>>67055951
Bro helium doesn't kill you, it just gets you high. I don't get this pepe.
Kevin Love is totally jerkin it when Chris Paul walks in on him in that commercial.
SOON
>>67055985
Not if thats all you are breathing you idiot.
>>67055929
big 3 era heat was a product of collusion at the 2008 beijing olympics. david stern gave the clippers cp3. compare that to
LMA is a free agent and chooses to sign with san antonio
>>67055985
If you are breathing only helium for any extended period you will die, you're a fucking moron
The fuck happened to Crabbe? He's been sucking mad dick recently.
>>67056061
>>67056066
>dat 5 second international hive mind
welp, I'm calling it a night....time to watch Toonami
>>67056061
>>67056066
oh.. well..fuck you guys
>CJ mccollum is going to nut in his qtgf after having a 50 point game
>Paul Pierce
>Minutes
>>67056063
>Dude I can totally prove collusion with the Heat! Look, when it comes to anything basketball related, including free agency, Pop plays 3D chess and other simpletons plays checkers. Oh and #BuiltNotBought lol
>Blake Griffin jumpers
>>67056139
>I told Doc to play Paul Pierce and he did it! The absolute madman!
>>67056137
lads shes so cute
>>67056255
Race traitor
>>67056275
fuck off
>>67056255
>dat smile
>dem titties
WHY MUST I HAVE NOTHING
>>67056275
true but he looks like a huge dork from the pics ive seen so at least he isnt totally nigged out
>>67056275
Fuck you /POL/ shitlord. We're all one race, the HUMAN race.
would you, /sp/?
>>67056101
>Still watching toonami
>not going on nyaa for Chinese cartoons
carmelo looks like a younger charles barkley and theres nothing you can do to convince me otherwise
I-Is the jumper back?
NO GOOD CLIPPERS
>>67056299
Get your eyes checked. She's an itty bitty
>>67056399
uhh?
@67056389
>>67056308
all weekend
Does Deandre Jordan just do whatever people tell him to?
explain this no good clippers meme
>>67056299
>>67056399
>>67056410
The titties arent big gut the face is a 9 at least. Looks real and not phony.
https://youtu.be/Zkpv8Qv_x_U
>We'll NEVER have a goat playoff series like Spurs/Clippers last year
>>67056255
cute CUTE
>>67056355
cute CUTE
>>67056435
KG gotta get his nuggies somehow
>>67056450
7/10 for being a nigger lover
>>67056399
>>67056450
those are perfectly fine tits on that tight body. only children like fat whale cellulite lumps
>>67056169
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/inside-look-lebrons-free-agent-201700258--nba.html
>Dwyane Wade started dreaming of playing with LeBron James in the 2008 Olympics in Beijing
>Nearly two years later, the whispers in the back of the bus rolling through Beijing had become the loudest statement in free-agency history. The telephone call to the Cleveland Cavaliers came minutes before the 9 p.m. show, and somehow the news still shocked them. LeBron James was leaving, and the truth finally washed over owner Dan Gilbert and his front office: James had been gone a long time. They just never wanted to believe it.
5 rings bitch. 6 in <2 months
>Aminu
>>67056450
Why do women do this?
>>67056487
>only children like fat whale cellulite lumps
I like DDs fight me you pedo
>>67056548
99% are mindless whores
>>67056548
>white cuck mad superior bbc is stealing his women
hahaahhah america is getting BLACKED
>>67056548
do what? be cute as fuck?
>>67056412
>@67056389
???
>>67056621
>3D women
>cute
pick one senpai
Wtf clippers get it together
>/nba/ has become unironic cuckolds
Dang they were right, all the real niggas left /sp/ and rebbit took over, this place is lame and dead now.
>>67056690
she is SO CUTE OMGG
>JUST GET TO THE NEXT PLAY AND WE WIN
FUCKING KEK
>>67056614
If they were whores they would fuck me
>>67056732
>only guy in the thread calling her a race traitor and expressing disapproval
>nobody joints in
....
>r-reddit!
fuck off
now I see why you guys are always posting about oneitis. stop falling for every cute face you see, holy shit. how much of a cuck can you be?
WHAT FOUL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
White nigga on Portland looks like some middle aged dad they pulled off the street
>>67056732
NBA threads are like 30% actual black people now
>>67056783
90% of women go for the top 10% of men only. There was an okcupid stats graph that showed it i just dont have it.
>>67056802
Lad all we are doing is saying shes good looking, no ones is falling chill out
>>67056732
>implying i'm white
did you guys know jordan farmar is literally playing in the NBA playoffs this season???
Bad half hut at least it's single digits
>>67056825
Did you guys know that he has the biggest penis in the NBA? It's been confirmed by several former teammates.
>cloppers
What is the NBA equivalence of >rags
Who cavs here?
>>67056793
>calls her a race traitor
>everyone gets offended and defends her
Fuck off lebbit, this place has become so unfunny its unbearable, slow as fuck threads, no new material, cuckolds
Buh bye for good /sp/, tried to come back a few days ago after a long break, but you guys are just flat out lame and unfunny now.
>>67056936
Is this a new ebin NBA meme?
>>67056857
>90% of women go for the top 10% of men only.
Stop saying that. I mean I know its true but I watch sports to get away from that
>>67057002
>someone posts a picture of a girl
>one autist gets triggered and recalls when his mom fucked a black guy in front of him
>>67057013
The Plumlee brothers have a combined 30 inches of cock between the three of them.
>>67056936
No one cares. The real question is who has the smallest benis. My bets are on curry.
>>67056971
here famalam
>>67057049
Besides that this place fuckin sucks, everyone used to be witty here, now you autists make fake gangs and broships and have fake gang wars, /sp/ is dead and only lebbitors are left, like everyone has been saying.
>>67057096
derrick "no dick" rose
>>67057002
later faggot
i'm slowly liking Sage Steel.
she learned to speak softer. she was shouting all the fucking time when she first started.
>>67057145
I won't deny that /sp/ is dead, but thats the mods' fault not ours
>>67057145
all you do is cry, I don't think old /sp/ was full of crybabies
>>67057175
,=3
>>67057175
what if she's in this thread. what if hinkie (7kt) is in this thread?
>>67057196
Tfw mods stopped game threads on world events where we rollplayed like it was sports
Clippers comeback or no
>>67057277
>>67057296
she's so fucking loud. i know she's a woman and all and thinks that men will interrupt her and she won't get a chance to talk, but she's a host now. They WILL give her every opportunity to speak, so why is she shouting all the time? No one is talking over her.
>>67057175
slowly? i am in love with her or maybe i just really want to fuck her.
>>67057317
defiantly
>>67057202
I am crying, /sp/ used to be one of the best and most busy boards, complete shit now.
>>67057377
stop whining and make good posts. you aren't helping at all
Guys, I'm pretty tall. Do you think women would have sex with me if I got any good at basketball?
>>67057317
if they come back it's going to be in the 3rd imo tbqh
>>67057347
same reason all women yell. Because they're stupid
>>67057419
Nahh I think Ill just leave again, it was shit when I left last year, now its shit and dead. You guys even made any new memes? Wheres the meme production?
God damn
Doris is looking fine as fuck tonight
>>67057591
All the memes come from /tv/ now
>>67057628
for you
>>67057013
Memes aside, it's actually true. Dude has a massive pecker.
>>67057591
then leave. the way you worded this post makes me think your're a failed tripfag that just wants attention.
>>67057611
>tonight
>Cali threads are full of estrogen
>Ohio and Michigan threads are full of muh state schools
>Canada threads turn into politics
What other nba playoff stereotypes am I missing. Let's make a list.
So no one except me notices Doris Burke has a lisp?
>>67057718
>Let's make a list
And then there's this faggot
>>67057718
Texan threads love to talk about food, and about which city is better.
>>67057735
my penis
> lillard is having quite the game. Doris?
>you're right. The clippersh are trying to keep the ball out of hish handsh. They're forcshing the ball into othersh. You know, both he and McCollum believe in getting theirsh.
> right you are Doris
> I don't like charging foulsh
>you're right again Doris
>>67057664
>failed tripfag
Is there a such thing as a successful trip?
newfag rebbitor
>>67057735
she doesn't have a lisp what are you on
>>67057784
It's like I'm watching a shitty version of MXC
>>67057015
I know lad, its a sad fact of life
>>67057718
west coast threads full of gays that want to make tumblr lists
Doris is honestly one of ESPN's best commentators along with Hubie Brown and Mike Breen
>Who is the face of the franchise
>>67057760
Because we have the best food and Dallas has an inferiority complex
>>67057905
>we
>>67057905
Dallas is the only quality city in all of Texas
>Kaman hates taytay
What a fag
holy fuck plumlee that was actually really cool
would you do blake griffin? be honest
>>67058034
Well he is basically a sasquatch
>>67058098
god she's so fugly
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>CP technical
LOL
WTF IS CP3 DOING FUCK OFF
HOLY SHIT MANLET RAGE
CHIMP PAUL
Texas here and Whataburger is better than In n Out
>>67058121
That /sp/ is 30% niggers meme is starting to seem plausible
Blazers tend to bring out the best tantrums from chris paul
>>67058225
>he actually thinks that jacked up face is attractive
>>67058225
Niggers love white women
>>67058225
Did you not see the mod's note from the other day? Anti-Spurs shitposting and racism will get you an automatic BAN. Reconsider your rhetoric please.
imagine how good we'd be with a real center and not mason fucking plumlee
catch your god damn passes fuccboi
>>67055181
Is there a stream?
>>67058332
Olshey needs to work some more magic this offseason
>>67058332
nice lob tho
>>67058253
Niggers are evolving so fast they are becoming white neckbeards
>Hack-a-DJ
>>67058358
If you can't find an NBA playoff stream by now, god help you
>>67058361
whiteside?
we have the cap space and a core of lillard/cj/whiteside and the solid role players would be a legitimate title threat in the west
>>67058325
WE WUZ MODS N SHIT
>>67056936
Where can we see the pics or videos? I need to see the whole league penis list
>>67058404
My go to streams are bblocked
>>67058441
FAG
>>67056936
/pol/ wins again
>he practices so much
>still releases the ball above his head nowhere near his field of view and literally not aiming
HOLY SHIT I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING INSANE HOW ARE YOU NOT SEEING THIS HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY NOT UNDERSTAND IT
IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH HE PRACTICES WHEN HIS FORM IS FUCKING STUPID FUCK OFF HOLY SHIT WHY DONT YOU BLINDFOLD HIM AND CRAZY GLUE HIS FUCKING THUMB TO HIS PALM AND HAVE HIM PRACTICE 500 HOURS AND SEE IF IT IMPROVES FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MORONS NOT EVEN CLOPPERS FAG BUT THIS IS LITERALLY DRIVING ME TO MENTAL ILLNESS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67058441
I thought you left moot. Welcome back.
>>67056936
Is it as big as Greg Odens?
Oden could put most porn stars to shame.
>>67058479
So find another one. It takes about 30 seconds mate
>>67058441
This
Somebody has to have the stats from the NBA penis inspection day
>>67058543
Sorry CJ, but I think David Stern took advantage of you.
>>67058479
Type burgers and friends live stream into youtube. I swear to God if it gets taken down I'm blaming you
>>67058479
go to r/nbastreams. make sure you have an adblocker
Crabbe pls
>>67058584
Fries*
>LA Cucks living up to their name
>>67058584
>>67058609
Reported
>>67058536
Bigger. I heard that NBA gms were concerned that it could've affected him during games and were scared to draft him because of it. That dick is legitimately pringles can sized.
>>67058584
Thanks.
I live in LA and I'm routing for the Trailblazers
Fuck the clippers
Are you guys rooting for me tomorrow? I'm chilling right now watching this game. I'm a player btw lol
>>67058653
IMMA KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEE
>>67058522
He also whines when people try to help him
>this refball
>>67058522
Who?
>CJ gives up ball to Hendo who gives up ball to Kaman to shoot the last shot
Why you do this to me Blazers?
Why do Clippers fans pretend they didn't just jump on the bandwagon when the Clippers got good and the Lakers started to suck?
I mean, it's understandable, just admit it
>>67058684
Changed IP address 10 times and reported each time
>>67058763
y u do dis mang?
>>67058676
What team?
>jeff green will continue to disappoint you in ways you didn't even know imaginable
>>67058676
Go to bed Duncan
>THIS IS OUR GAME
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>THIS IS OUR GAME
>LET'S GET BACK TO PLAYING BASKETBALL
>>67058763
STOP IT
>>67058785
I was joking I feel bad but it was funny
both teams suckin mad dick
>>67058655
Shaq has a big dick
>>67058851
Doc Rivers literally doesn't coach
>>67058818
>mfw just realized jeff green is actually on the clippers
>>67058863
How can you blame them? All that cock on the court, so much meat. They'd have to put me on some kind of medication to avoid suckimg everyone off if I was out there as a player or ref or coach.
Who /droppingdimes/ here?
>>67055671
I live in Beaverton and this makes me very sad :^(
>>67058884
No shit.
He fucking sucks. He has one good game in Boston vs Miami where he dropped 40 (and they still lost)
Idk why Doc traded for him. Green is literally a shit.
>>67058851
MUH UBUNTU
>>67058498
u wot? Because he's white?
>WE WUZ GIANT PENIS AND SHIEET
Jesus christ CJ
>>67058970
>Kevin, where you gettin all them dimes from?
He actually delivers that line pretty goddamn well.
Lol everyone in this thread is neutral because clippers and Blazers fans on exist.
CJ kickn' ass and taking names
>>67059062
*don't exist
>>67059062
read the thread nigga there's clearly fans of both teams
You guys do know the NEW man with the largest penis in the world is a little Mexican manlet, right?
>>67059062
Lakers fan rooting for the Trailblazers here
>>67059062
get the fuck out of here
>Fail Gayzers
JUST
>>67059105
>manlet
so he's more cock than man?
Give it to me straight, how long does lilard have?
>>67059062
i hate Clippers more than Portland
>>67059155
The cock makes the man.
webm of the kid when?
>Jeff Green made two competent plays.
HOLY SHIT SERIES' OVER BOYS
>playing Ready Steady Go by Oakenfold
>Fucking Portland
>>67059062
Nest fan here, I'm half-heartedly rooting for Portland. Half-heartedly.
>>67058858
>tfw happy is dead
>tfw the little girl from this show turned hot
>tfw the dad from this show turned out to be a pedo
>blake griffin
what a bitch
>>67059205
Pedo
lmao nice "shot"
Biggest dick in the nba doing work
>>67059187
t. insecure manlet
>>67059245
i thought it was funny
>>67058986
>tfw Grantland staff was right
>Doc Rivers just gets whoever has had one good game for or against the Celtics
2 sweeps are happening tomorrow are you ready
>white people
worst dancing i've ever seen
plumlee is going to get a triple double
>>67059105
pics or it didnt happen
Christ, the pacific northwest is home to a lot of great shit, but attractive women is not one of them.
>>67059240
Gets more pussy than you.
>>67059317
Post more Sara
Fucks sake Aminu is shit
>clippers having to play dirty to win
NO surprise here. These queers are Rockets-tier.
>>67059285
I'm ready
CRAWFORD
R
A
W
F
O
R
D
>>67059317
>liking generic skinny blondes
ewww
>>67059345
still a bitch
lmao lillard heroball like westbrick
>>67059105
Implying Carlos Marcia didn't just steal it.
this game is getting intense even tho both teams have played so shit the entire time
THE CHOKE BEGINS.
>>67059342
Nope.
Lived there for 22 years... Because the weather sucks and bathing suit season is only 2.5 months out of the year, they just stay fat and ugly
Not a foul at all. Rigged.
>>67059400
>Not liking Sara Jean
Get that fuckin cracka off the floor shakin my head family
>every call favoring clippers
thanks silver
>>67059418
>a Carlos Mencia joke stealing joke
>in 2016
I swear to god, portland has the loudest fucking arena
>>67059374
Shame the Cockets and LA Cucks won't meet up again.
>griffin for 3
There are ppl who think Crawford didn't deserve the 6moty
>Clippers buy refs
>Still losing
ahahahahaha pathetic
>>67059468
nope. Oracle arena.
I love this nigga CJ
>>67059468
Yep. Having watched pretty much only Portland games, other arenas/crowds seem dead
Silverball activated
PLEASE DJ
CHIMP OUT
CHIMP OUT
CHIMP OUT
>>67059516
I think it has something to do with how they built the arena though.
>refs not even trying to hide it anymore
>CJ "baby voice" Mcculloum trying to be tough against DeAndre "nigger" Jordan
Top kek
deandre lol
>dat spin
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>67059458
>no ass
>fake tits
>rail thin skinny body
>average face
>blonde
no thanks
Jordan is like the apes in 2001. The basketball is his tool and he doesn't don't how to use it outside of brute force.
Inb4 overtime
>>67059538
That's even better then. Make it loud and intimidating as it can be for away teams
>>67059535
...you know it's been the loudest for years right?
>tfw the mavs would be 85-0 right now if we didnt get cucked by Deandre Jordan
Remember the good ole days when everyone wanted to play for the mavs because every player got a ps2 in their locker?
>jj
>clutch
just like senior night tbqh
>>67059560
>rail thin skinny body
She's thin but not that thin
>>67059565
The jews already made the call to the refs
Clippers trash at closing games. 0-7 run
I FUCKING HATE YOU DJ
dubs and jj reddit game winning 3
>>67059577
this is what chris paul's bitches look like
Jesus christ DJ you stupid fucking baboon.
>>67059577
MOAR
The Blazers will win this series
it's ok guys based crawford will save the day
>>67059601
Dubs and Dame series winning 3
>Canadians liking American teams
Stop make the /pol/ cuck memes real life
>implying this game matters
clippers will steal game 4 and go up 3-1. Then there's absolutely no way they lose the series.
WHY IS THIS GAME SO CLOSE??? FUCKING CLIPPERS ALWAYS CHOKE ON THE ROAD
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CHRIS PAUL
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
HE LITERALLY PUSHED HIM
FLAGRANT
TAKE THIS BITCH OUT OF THE GAME
CHOKING FUCKING FAGGOT
CHOKE PAUL IS DEAD
CHRIS PAUL DEAD
Oh no CP3 broke a nail, I wonder if he'll survive
CP ded
>manlet hurts himself trying to injure another player
TOP KEK
>CP3 an hero
damian lillard honestly looks like a raptor, no like an actual raptor, a dinosaur, doesnt he?
LAYING MOTIONLESS
LAYING MOTIONLESS
LAYING MOTIONLESS
LAYING MOTIONLESS
Chris Paul is the biggest flopping drama queen in the league
CAREER
E
N
D
I
N
G
INJURY
Blake Griffin ALWAYS commits a crucial turnover in crunch time
Wow what an attention fag
Disgraceful.
Clippers are the dirtiest team in the league and deserve nothing.
LMAO WHAT???? HE DIDN'T EVEN FALL THO
>>67059679
Who is Chris Bosh?
DED.
>CLOPPERS
Yfw paul ran into the sloot on purpose
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY (CP3)
>that lady in red not knowing what the fuck is going on
>>67059671
nvmnd. he's just an overdramatic little bitch
he didn't even get hit what a fucking flopping faggot
>Is fine
>Looks around
>Stays down like a bitch
>>67059693
I'm no Clipper fan but you're a faggot. Looked like a clean foul to me
lel Chris decided to take a nap
>>67059685
He must have been focusing on his next GameFly commercial.
>>67059707
hhhhnnngggg
Yellow card on Mr. Christian Paul for simulation imo lads
i normally don't wish injury on players but if chris paul tore his ACL i wouldn't be upset in the slightest
chris paul crying top kek
>>67059714
>literally grabs his arm and pushes his back
>clean
LMAO what a fucking faker
yeah that was a fine foul
look how brave Chris Paul is, everyone thought he was dead but he got back up, fall down 7 times stand up 8!
>Chris Baww
cp just trying to let his homies sneak a peak up that chick in red's skirt
Honest to God, Chris probably got hurt a bit, and decided to waste some time so that he won't have any annoying pain when playing.
That's what I'd do for damn sure.
>>67059697
>commit flagrant
>flop
>everyone is too focused on whether or not you're hurt to give a flagrant
dat basketball iq
>>67059713
This what a total flop
CJ got up immediately
>>67059707
Of course shes a woman
GODDAMMIT CJ DON'T GO DEANDRE ON US
>>67059753
oh fuck off
>>67059733
Common foul you prissy faggot. Go watch the WNBA
I hope jeoy joins Javier for MUH ref opinion
clearly a foul on mccollum
did you faggots not see how hard CP fell?
>>67059730
Same desu.
Fuck him. I hope Blake and DJ are extra rough on him in the showers tonight.
time for HACK A JORDAN!
if single digits, DJ will hit an airball FT
Chris Pauls flops are so powerful they transfer to everyone he touches. amazing
>GIVING DJ THE BALL
WHAT THE FUCK
>clappers
>under 2 mins
>still find a way to hack jordan
>>67059781
>hit an airball FT
???
>Paid literally millions of dollars to play basketball
>Can't shoot free throws
How is this allowed?
Damit no up skirt shot
>pay refs off with sweet Microsoft money
>STILL getting BTFO
>will ALWAYS be #2 in their own city no matter how good they are
Is there any team more laughable?
are we going to give Mason Plumlee an /nba/ nickname?
>NOT BOXING OUT
Post liabilities.
I'll start
>>67059765
What, am I just supposed to spout the dank memes because you hate the clips?
Nah
CHOKE CITY
>>67059807
Hes tall, thats literally it.
>>67059821
The nets
What players do you wish not only get a career-ending injury, but get the type of injury that would effect them for the rest of their lives?
>pic related
WEW.
mmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeee
>>67059807
BIG MAN IS STRONG
GOOD DEFENSE GOOD DUNKS
VERY MUCH
>pushing Plumlee and McCollum
scumbags
What the heck even does Rip City mean?
>>67059824
Here's one: Gayson Dumblee xD
>>67059816
who cares all vaginas look the same anyway
>IN AND OUT
>>67059837
*affect
BLoke griffin such a damn cry baby
>mfw clippers
>poopers
>that 3-point shot
>>67059858
lmao
>>67059854
ask bill
rrriiippppp
>Chris Paul airball
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67059858
>all vaginas look the same anyway
>>67059854
it's where you go to die
jesus christ
>>67059837
Matt Barnes and Jr smith
>>67059858
bait
AIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>jj reddit
CHOKE PAUL IS ETERNAL
>jj reddit
what went wrong
>the city of Chris Paul
>>67059867
kobe is dead, and so is your team
Fucking kill yourself DeAndre cost he entire game
>paul
>>67059858
i bet there's some cool looking 'pussies' in portland
LEL
>>67059858
t. virgin
must be a clipper fan
>only 2 assists
>damian "droppin dimes" lillard
>CLOPPERS
>CLAPPERS
>KEKS
>CHOKERS
NO GOOD CLIPPERS
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>>67059909
blame your coach for playing him in a close game
at least phil jackson knew when to take out shaq
>mfw the blazers sweep the cloppers in 6
>>67059899
>>67059901
>not liking reddit
he's the only white man in the nba
>>67059920
too busy cashing checks tonight
Why are penises prettier than vaginas
Chris "Air" Paul
Dame shitted on em
>>67059909
You realize now if he sees this and if he kills himself you could Be held liable for his death, right? Think twice before you post something like this on the internet
>TFW Moving to Portland next month from SoCal
Can't wait anons
>block
harkless going ham
>>67059937
>he's the only white man in the nba
are you blind?
rivers is such a shit coach, all he has to do is take out dj
>>67059937
you forgot tim duncan
>>67059935
They need every game from here on in to be a home one then.
Or Portland could literally haul the stadium to LA and consider it a 'home game' like that.
IT'S OVER.
FUCK YOU DEANDRE JORDAN
EVERY FUCKING PLAYOFFS I SWEAR
>>67059949
Because you're gay
>>67059935
>sweep
>in 6
Poorland being dumbasses again
THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE LEAGUE BOUT TO GO ON A 4 WIN STREAK
>CRAWFORD GIVE BALL TO CHOKE PAUL SO HE CAN SHOOT 3
>AIRBALL
>>67059955
you're not welcome
kill yourself califags we all hate you in oregon
>chris fucking paul
>>67059955
Fuck off we're full. You faggot expats are ruining this city and pricing everyone out. We're turning into San Francisco 2.0 because of all the California migrants.
>>67059935
>sweep
>in 6
uhhhh...
Anyone have the realest niggas copypasta?
so is this shit rigged or what?
Imagine how it feels to be Chris Paul.
You are a p tall guy, but look like a literal midget, you try to carry your shitty #2 in their own city team, but you can't because your big man is shit and your whitenigger is dumb as a bag of dead rocks.
Despite your All Star quality, you are destined for eternal butthurtness and chokes.
Thank God I'm not Chris Paul
>streamers
>STREAMERS
>for a mid-series win
oh my shit stay small time portland
>>67059955
Lol la fans bandwagon at a world record speed.
portland is over celebrating lmao
>>67059987
Of course you do. Jealousy is a hell of a trait
Okay, we get it geez
>GIVE THE TRAILBLAZERS CREDIT
>>67059998
the clippers would've won
>>67059955
most portland girls refuse to sleep with cali boys
>>67059949
>yeast infections
>UTIs
>menses
vaginas are gross breh
>>67059993
>we're
>>67059987
*shrugs* it's too dry here. Need that NW rain. Gonna couch surf for a bit and enjoy the pdx retired life
>>67059993
san francisco is a great city though... it is only your fault if you can't afford it
>>67060035
then go there
let portland stay what it is
>>67059994
die in a fire
like fucking huff some gasoline and light a match
>>67060027
>*shrugs*
I want to fucking kill you
>>67059982
>>67059994
The new is real
>>67060044
you don't leave your room anyway, it won't affect you.
>BARELY BEAT THE LA CHOKERS
>ACT LIKE YOU'VE JUST WON THE FINALS AGAINST LEBETA AND FRIENDS
>>67060017
most portland "girls" have penises
>>67060050
>>67060045
>>67060056
/sp/ is truly dead. I knew all the OG posters left but holy fuck I didn't know the reddit influx was this bad.
>>67060011
>being jealous of someone that has to leave their shitty home for your greener pastures
>>67060047
You're grumpy cat tonight. When I drive up to stumptown I'll buy you a microbrew friend
>>67060050
baited for THIS >>67060045 exact reply lmao>>67060056
>>67060050
>>67059993
Shut up filthy Oregonian, Seattle has it worse
i want to fuck doris
>>67059949
Because you're literally a homosexual
>>67060078
Im not that guy you were talking to, its just the fact you did that fucking ** movement thing that 16 year old tumblr girls do.
>>67060047
Stop pretending Portland hasnt already reached max faggotry ages ago
>muh Pacific Northwest!!!!
Lol, literally the shittiest place in the country and the definition of a meme
>>67060061
epic m9
>>67060086
The glasses are what do it for me. Wish women didn't hate them so much.
>>67060080
>autism
>>67059955
Don't fucking do it faggot we have enough of you niggers here already
>>67060094
Idiot see>>67060092
Why the fuck would i want to live in portland? Do i look like a faggot hipster?
>>67059955
>caliroaches
ugh
>>67060118
oh I see
>>67059955
kys and keep your shitty cali equity in cali
Doris is hnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>67060094
>not living in cascadia
>>67060061
At least he's not a clippers fan.
What went wrong in your life to make you support the clippers?
>>67059996
THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT DAMIAN “HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS JUMPER I’M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIXTAPE OF 2016" LILLARD
CJ “YO HOL UP LET ME CROSS YO ASS OVER AND DRAIN THIS 3 HAHAHA MOST IMPROVED PLAYER MOTHERFUCKA” MCCOLLUM
NOAH “HORNETS GONNA TRADE A NIGGA AFTER ONLY 1 YEAR FUCK THAT SHIT ENJOY BATUMS BITCH ASS LOL” VONLEH
GERALD “HOT DAMN WASTED 7 YEARS OF MY CAREER WITH FUCKING CHARLOTTE TIME TO GET REAL NIGGA” HENDERSON
AL-FAROUQ “MY NAME LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO THE CHIEF HAS ARRIVED BITCH NIGGA” AMINU
ED “RATHER PLAY WITH THIS TRAINWRECK THAN WITH KOBE” DAVIS
MO “MAGIC JUST GONNA GIVE A NIGGA AWAY LIKE THAT TIME TO GET BUCKETS” HARKLESS
MASON “I BLOCKED LEBRON JAMES ONCE NOW CHECK OUT MY RAP VIDEO” PLUMLEE
MEYERS “7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER” LEONARD
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM TONIGHTS GAME:
CP3 GUARDING MCCOLLUM
MCCOLLUM: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
CP3: Please CJ I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
MCCOLLUM: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
MCCOLLUM: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
CJ MCCOLLUM WET ASS JUMPER OVER CP3
MCCOLLUM: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Portland.
Why do PNW betas pretend they live in the best part of the country. Is this a meme?
>>67060094
>Pacific NW
>shittiest place in the country
This better be bait
>>67060138
>What went wrong in your life to make you support the clippers?
>>67060152
kek the guy who posted it in the general already changed Plumlee's to "biggest dick in the nba"
>>67060165
>triggered
>>67060155
it's not the best part of the country that's why we don't understand why every fucking califag and new-age hipster from around the country wants to move here
>>67060134
you guys are just a little more hip than me and a little to cool for school and myself up there, what can I say?
Get nuked pls
>>67060185
>hipster
You just answered your own question. Portland has become a meme friend.
>>67060138
just a neutral observer actually lmao why would I support any team on the worst coast
>>67060194
i guaranfuckingtee you that less than 20% of the people in that photo are native oregonians
>>67060226
I doesnt matter when i want to burn every one in that photo alive for being weird faggots
>>67059858
i almost saw a vagina once
>>67058720
Most likely jordan.