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Friday Night
Hawthorn 17.10.112 def Adelaide 17.7.109
Saturday
Sydney 12.16.88 def West Choke 7.7.49
Gold Coast 11.15.81 def by North Melbourne 18.11.119
Western Bulldogs 17.18. 120 def Brisbane Lions 10.7.67
Poort Adelaide 8.11.59 def by Geelong 16.11.107
Today
St Kilda vs GWS 1:10 AEST
Fremantle vs Carlton 2:15 AWST
Melbourne vs Shitmond 5:10 AEST
Monday
Collingwood vs Essendon 3:20 AEST
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67050908
First for DANGER
>reddit-tier community desu
Lets get this bad boy to 5
FREO pls...
Giants
Freo
Richmond
Bummers
desu
>>67052592
you this poster from last year?
who /dabloos/ here?
Lol at faggot /pol/tist janny warning me for post 670 in yesterday's thread
Kys you lifeless poof
lads
saints or giants lads ANSWER ME
>>67053476
giants
>>67053476
Giants lad think Cameron returning will be good for them
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/4g55tt/american_here_i_picked_the_gws_giants_to_root_for/
PLEASE
>>67053626
>root for
fucking seppos
>>67053444
>444
>4thorn
pls no
>>67053550
>>67053604
thanks guys
its a coin flip imo
>>67053626
>australians regularly visit reddit
shocking
>>67053778
PLEASE
>>67053791
it's a shit sport
David koch on irredeemable meme watch
>>67053869
m8 he's been on that for a decade easily
mt buller demons or bitchmond?
>>67054162
tiges imo but could go the other way easily
Fremantle -31.5
Good bet ?
>>67053476
Saints are my point of difference pick.
They took it to a Hawthorn backed up by umpires interstate and are now coming back to Etihad where they are like 5 goals better. I'm afraid the Giants will be complacent after bullying the tarps
Hey lads what's it like supporting a team thats lost a game of football in 2016
>>67054971
lol norf
enjoy your april premiership xx
>>67055010
Answer my question motherfucker
>>67055127
It's great.
Tell me what's it like supporting a financially poor and mediocre team that has always been one step away from a grand final but never clinched it?
>>67054971
What's it like supporting a team that is yet to play a side with any chance of still
being there in September?
Lets get this bad boy to 50
>>67055890
Lets get this bad boy to 40.
Honestly think norf might win it this year, it's really now or never for that squad
>>67054971
As a port fan it feels like 2008-2012 all over again.
Only this time it feels worse because it felt like >we were going in the right direction and have a better team than >we did then
I don't know if anything has been suggested or planned, but how many of you would come to an /afl/ meetup? As in we'd go somewhere centrally located in Melbourne and watch the game, hang out and hang shit on eachother, eat, drink and be merry. People in other cities are welcome to come down for it! Or if they cant, organise their own meetups, almost like a Brownlow styled "we cant make it or couldnt be bothered coming because we're in Brisbane/Sydney/Perth/Tassie/Uranus" type deal. Group selfies could be a thing. We could all Skype eachother at half time and give everyone a collective middle finger salute, as is customary between mates in Australia.
It would be awesome to meet some of you guys, put a face to the trip. We could go to a pub or conversely I have a projector which with some wrangling can be hooked up to a tv.
So what say you?
>>67056797
fuck off back to rèddit fag
>>67056797
The mere thought of meeting up with other /afl/ autists sends shivers down my spine
>>67056797
>he didnt go to the 2013 /afl/ meet up at the MCG
Late to the party m8
Not a bad game so far lads
>>67050908
Afl is stupid as fuck, your all degenerate cunts.
What's for lunch, lads?
>>67057300
>zero (0) Canadian teams in the NHL playoffs
>>67056797
Sure thing mate I'm working tomorrow morning but after I'll be at Riverland with some mates watching the game. Feel free to stop by and say hi, I'll be wearing orange high vis
>>67057589
Isnt it their national sport?
Kek
>>67057623
>Isnt it their national sport?
No, their sport is being shitcunts
Is Ward injured?
>>67056797
i would pay good money to thrash drugs and get on the piss with conny 2bh
>>67058390
prison wine and heroin plus bantz with Connie, would be pretty tops
>>67058428
>he might actually be in prison for a doggies GF
>>67058568
>LIGHTS OUT YA FILTHY ANIMALS
what is/was for lunch fellas?
>>67058755
Do not get the "schnitzel" wrap from the chiko shop at etihad
It was fucking rank
>>67058755
your mum's pussy
>find the perfect stream, no stuttering no nothing
>accidentally press the screen to pause the stream
>press it again to restart it
>"error"
wait is convict in jail?
>He has Grimley on the ground and NigNat on the bench
still laffin desu
>>67058727
Stop posting this fat cunt
who hungover here?
dead thread
dead sport
Going to gets some hot chips and potato scallops lads
>>67059956
Can you get me a lamb gyros and a sausage in batter? Cheers mate
>>67059956
>potato scallops
Kys
Saints on a post Hawks hangover match?
>>67060208
Just played >our worst 10 minutes since the dogs game
>>67050908
>All team names are correct except Port's, West Coast's and Richmond's
consistency please OP
>>67059956
wish i had a fish shop near by that did nice thin ones with beer batter not 1cm thick of undercook potato and sad floppy batter
gws song sounds quite jewish
Contemplating pooicide desu
>>67060450
Makes me want to crush the Bourgeoisie desu
Alright, let's get this over with. Freo, do your thing
>nearly tipped the saints
wew
>Collingwood losing to Essendon by 10 goals in the VFL
Dear god I hope this isn't a preview of what will happen tomorrow
>>67060536
I cant remember if I tipped saints or not
>>67060540
how did T Cloke go?
>>67060588
Only watched a quarter but hes getting touched up by Grimer
>>67060588
its so pathetic that blokes like him can't kick straight, its a fucking egg shape for fuck sakes its practically impossible not to kick it within a metre or two of where you are aiming from a set shot if you don't kick it like a spastic
>>67060622
>Cloke is being BTFO by a literal retiree in the VFL
>>67060588
Last I looked Cloke had 2 majors at halftime
>>67060588
started strong, well held in the 2nd quarter.
afl dude chat giving me concentrated autism
I WAS ONLY NINETEEN
those girls are pretty qt
Cloke shouldn't have been dropped as Essendon's defence is pretty shit. It could have been a good time to return to form
moment of silence thanks guys
Colingwood confirmed celler dwellers for the coming decade
>>67060719
good defence or not he still can't kick goals
>>67060719
At least their trying to send a strong message no matter who you are if
Your not performing you will be dropped
>>67060723
The people in afldude chat were getting mad at people typing comments during the ANZAC service thing
Honestly how is it possible for a group of people to be so pathetic
>>67060769
I'm banned so couldn't see it but fuck that's pathetic.
anyone got a stream that's not afldude, it's laggy as fuck.
Christ Dawson is awful
>>67060799
yeah mate its over on Fox Footy
>>67060749
Is Zac Dawson the travis Cloke of defenders ?
>>67060824
kek
>>67060828
zac dawson is the zac dawson of defenders
NEVER EVER
kek ballantyne getting fucked
>>67060645
The kicker is that he's on 900k a year
>4-3
>freo
>Freo 0.3 3
>Blues 0.4 4
Jesus Christ
this fucking game, my god
>>67060957
>Treloar, Greenwood, Varcoe, Aish, PLUS Cloke
How do you want your cap space f am
FINALLY
>>67060957
Being paid 900k a year for being tall
Expecting an appearance from onlytipsdraws for this "game"
Get rid of Mayne, he can fuck off to Sydney and spend time with his bitch. Trash tier.
these are literally the worst two teams in the comp
>>67061018
yeahnah he can fuck off to the neafl if he wants
>>67056797
You couldn't force me at gunpoint to do that. You cunts are annoying enough online, it'd probably end in a brawl.
12 year dockers member here, this is vintage Freo shit, I'm comfy as fuck.
>>67061018
I agree he's past it Barlow needs to be dropped too
Anyone else used to get beat by their dad whenever Carlton lost?
>>67061064
Barlow looks more and more JUST every game. What happened
>>67061082
if he didn't break his leg, he would've won the Brownlow desu
>>67061082
Lost his form never found it I'd rather see a young guy given a chance desu
>>67060828
Dawson,s GOAT Defender. Good for 2 goals a game... To the other team.The rest of the AFL complains when he doesn't get a game.
>>67061074
How are you still alive
>>67061074
My Collingwood supporting dad beat me after the 02 and 03 Grand Finals, wasn't so bad in 02 but 03 was some scarring-for-life shit
>>67061099
LOL +1
>>67061091
I will still never forgive Palmer for that the dog cunt. Cunt was in my year what a raging faggot.
>>67061124
That's not domestic violence, that's more club tradition. You're not allowed a membership unless you've got less that 3 teeth in your mouth.
He just wants you to follow in his footsteps.
>>67061144
I used to see him out in Freo, thought he was jack the lad. Was just a tosser and nobody took his shit. Watched him get shut down by so many women.
>LE FUG LE DRABIS GLOAG
>>67061152
What do you call a bunch of
Collingwood supporters running in the same direction ? A prison break
>>67061194
HAH! I enjoyed that.
RLwNEwaf
It will make my day if this game ends in a draw.
>>67061229
Cheers for the you lad
>>67061194
What do you call an Collingwood supporter with a job? Eddie McGuire
is mcdonalds open tomorrow cunts?
Pav should have retired 2 years ago. He's a waste of a pick these days.
>>67061300
Yes you fat cunt
Which one of you cunts is bobmurphysknee in this afldude ustream chat. You triggered this seth kid into oblivion.
>>67061294
Nice one lad
>>67061194
>>67061294
>>67061337
What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
I'll have fries with that thanks .
N.E.
You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
>>67061300
Seriously? McDonald's literally never closes.
>LE FUG LE GOLLINWOOD ZUBBORDER XDXD
Being a long time Freo member I know what shit looks and smells like and this team REEKS of shit. I haven't smelt shit like this since the days of Parker and Thornton. How many more rounds you rekon until Ross Lyon throws the rebuild word into talks ?
>>67061358
fuck off
NEVER
EVER
>it's another collingwood supporter jokes episode
>>67061377
>Ross Lyon
>Rebuild
He will just leave to a club with a good list but shit coach
See: Collingwood/Richmond
>>67061377
It's coming I think . Dawson mayne Barlow need to go and try some youth instead
>>67061409
>Richmond
>good list
>>67059265
NOT NICE M8
im stll crying desu
>>67061409
Maybe that's not a bad thing his one dimensional defence minded game has been exposed and their more attacking footy isn't going so well
A Collingwood supporter walks into her local Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids.
”WOW,” the clerk exclaims, “are they all yours?”
”Yep they are all mine,” the mother snaps, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, “Sit down Ashleigh.” All the children rush to find seats. “Well,” says the clerk, “then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your childrens' names.”
”Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Ashley and the girls are all named Ashleigh.”
In disbelief, the case worker. “Are you serious?”
”They're ALL named Ashley?”
Their mother replied, “Well, yeah - it makes it easier.”
”When it's time to get them out of bed, I yell, 'Ashley!' and' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Ashley!' and they all come a running. And if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell ‘Ashley' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Ashley.'
The clerk thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, “But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?”
”Then I call them by their last names.”
>>67061408
Eddie McGuire detected
>>67061424
Meme all you want they have the cattle to be a decent team. Hardwick just has no fucking clue what hes doing
>refs
What the fuck is going on with Freo?
>>67061427
I dont think its gonna have an effect on you winning/losing. All of your POD's have been poo soup
DAE LE COLLINGWOBBLE BOGAN LMAO?
>>67061461
I'm a Richmond fan and I've seen how bad >our depth is. As soon as 1 or 2 injuries hit to important players, the side crumbles.
freo fans deserve better
they must be looking at the last 3 years and be wondering when they are gonna be that close again
>>67061468
How bad did Guerra, Hale and Rock fuck up their centre clearance positions and patterns? Does anyone actually know? I know Ross gave them pretty much full reign of it and he admits that might have been a mistake, said that the work they tried to implement just exposes their lack of leg speed. I can't understand how the same list can be THIS bad. Being a Freo fan never ceases to amaze, pioneering scraping the bottle of the barrel.
>>67061461
He knows exactly what he's doing!
"Do what they did at Hawthorne when I was there"
>have Byrne-Jones on the bench
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67061493
Sorry, same list without McPharlin and Duffield*. I don't understand kek
>>67061493
>the bottle of the barrel
>>67061511
kek bottom sorry. I'm scraping the bottom of the bottle though, can you blame me look at >my fucking team
I wish there was a WA equivalent of 5aa, this freo shit would be hilarious
>>67061517
You really fucked this up m8
>>67061520
I think they have 6PR but they only give a shit about the Iggs
>>67061506
In still puzzled why did Duffield retire or was he pushed ?
>>67061520
Imagine the trolls that would come out of the woodwork pissed as fuck for the Derby. FUND IT.
>>67061532
6PR is exclusively old cunts and boomers whinging.
>>67061532
Yeah but the commentators arent mentally weak spergs who spit the dummy every week
>>67061474
Need to learn how to win a game without delidio. That's an embarrassing stat.
I sure hope you guys didn't forget
>>67061534
I'm as puzzled as you mate. 171 games and only turned 31 this February. Maybe he lost the drive for a preseason who knows.
>Today’s decision means the 31-year-old has played the last of his 188 games for the Dockers, but the absence of a retirement announcement means the door remains open for him to join another club this offseason.
There was this but maybe he just wanted out, weird though.
>Zac Dawson gets paid 6 figures just to fucking exist.
NEVER
FUCKING
EVER
LMAO
wtf happened to fremantle. how do you go from finalist to this
>>67061568
30 isn't that old and unlike Dawson he could make good decisions under pressure so thought he'd be required .
Yeah maybe he wanted out
>>67061471
Grimley to score 200
>>67061497
Same
>>67061358
top lel
>>67061584
They realised their best offense is defence gameplay isn't working so have tried to adapt more attacking football . The sheer amount of simple skill errors on this game is frightening though . Confidence issues ?
>Poort Adelaide """""fitness"""""
This is the team that the AFL are confident will sell to an overseas market? Really?
>putting Hale and Guerra in charge of anything
I loved them when they were at Hawthorn, but they are dumb as dogshit
holy fucking kek
>it's a "never pay holding the ball if they just drop it" episode
NEVER
EVER
Who will get the sack first, lads?
Let's get this bad boy to 200
>Fyfe is kill
>>67061671
Buckley easy.
>>67061671
Let's see how Richmond and the fagpies go in their games
>>67061671
memekley
>>67061671
Probably no one this year. Im almost certain of it.
>>67061358
>You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
HAVE YOU NEVER
NEVER FELT LIKE THIS
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
WHEN YOU'RE ETERNALLY FLAGLESS
>midfield turnovers: the game
Is there anyone that can beat the Hawks this year? Seems like any team they beat in a Grand Final begins shitting the bed
>>67061699
Who can butcher the ball the most the game
I forgot Daisy Thomas still played football.
>>67061692
You can do better than that
>>67061705
think sydney is the only hope, prob would have met them there last year if buddy didn't have a cry
>lids a late out
ah we're fucked
>>67061705
No
Hawks are gonna 4peat.
Maybe sydney
Oh boy another sydney vs hawks gf how fun!
>>67061705
Sydney or the dogs on the right day maybe
>>67061705
Swans
This is the weirdest game of footy ever. I backed freo in a multibet and I need them to bring it home. The odds were like @1.17 wtf. I've been swindled
I honestly hope >we get fucking rolled today. Carlton have done a lot of work in the off season under Bolton and deserve to see reward for their efforts so. Freo are just fucking piss poor, head coach gives free reign of centre square work to 3 dummies who couldn't run a fucking bath and 2 games into the season Fyfe was saying shit's fucked. I've got half a mind to think that Duffield retired after McPharlin because he didn't want to deal with this shit show.
>>67061722
Id love to see the dogs win a flag
> it's a Lachie Neale does the hard work episode again
>>67061718
">we" are boned when he retires
>>67061738
So would I and I'm
Not even a supporter genuinely likeable team
>>67061726
Ive blown 2 multis this year because of freo
Never again
>5 goals
Weren't freo gonna develop a higher scoring style of game?
Bout fuckin time
>drop the ball
>get a free
fuck this umpiring imperative
Freo pls I thought these days were over
>drop the ball
>get free kick
nice game
>>67061752
Pretty hard to develop a more scoring game when your key forwards pav and that's it. They need key forwards badly
Just did a $100 live bet on Carlton at 3.25 odds as insurance.
Never putting Freo in a multi again.
should i change my tip to dees lads?
>>67061801
What bookie and how did you live bet? Did you call them up?
>>67061814
William Hill.
Live bet on the phone app.
technically it's a "call" but you just press a button to confirm bet. No talking or anything
>>67061718
>>67061745
Townsend in to take his place. Thoughts?
>>67061811
I can't believe I'm saying this but I would consider it lad . Deledio out is a big loss
>gambling
Fuck off, degenerate cunts
>>67061811
Are you crazy?
Richmond are a top 4 team
>not handballing
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>>67061814
>>67061820
Looks like this when you make the live bet
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING LEVI
>>67061829
Worst bait ever/10
>casboult backed himself to hit a set shot
Carlshit will win this one
>>67061834
Do I need phone reception? Only wifi here, not able to make calls
hoping for draw desu
>Cuckmantle
Does it get any more pathetic?
>>67060984
Just cheat that salary cap family
>>67061863
I'm not 100% sure. Don't know if it's a proper call or an internet call.
N E V E R
- - V
- - E
- - R
NEVER EVER
>tips and multibets btfo country wide
>tabenshit
Kek
KEK
this is fucking genuinely hilarious
THIS
FUCKING
GAME
Why the FUCK would he try to mark that obvious goal
>cucking your teammate and team just for muh stats
Is this the worst game of AFL of all time? It's fucking retarded. Funny, but shithouse.
>>67061898
Taberner cockblocks pavs certain goal ucmtsu !
>No team has had a lead of 12 points or more
Pathetic given the skills shown. How can one team not capitalise on the other's shittiness?
What even is this game
>>67061906
Carlton vs Richmond, Round 1 2015 sticks out in my mind as the worst in very recent history
>>67061910
2 teams playing like shit= a shitfest
Why are Geelong generally shit?
With the team they have they should of cleaned up the giants, Essendon by a fucking mile and cleaning up Port without playing chase up.
The fuck's going on down in Geelong?
Oh god I actually want Carlton to win.
How long till Ross the boss gets sacked
Now imagine having to sit through this wacky shit week in, week out, rain, hail or shine. Welcome to the last 12 years of life as Freo member, my heart rate hasn't changed once this is legit early 2000's era shitness kek.
>>67061929
>signed until end of 2020
JUST
>>67061929
Never because they'll come back and win 16 in a row you stupid fuck
Can you imagine being a freo fan?
ugh
>>67061944
right here chief. I don't even feel anymore.
GET FUCKED FREO
>>67061938
What was the logic to that decision? Did they expect to stay good for that long? It's not like Ross Lyon has a history of building lists.
>>67061950
>>67061944
Don't worry lads... we'll lose this one but... we'll come back and win the last 17 games of the season in a row!
Fyfe will come back next week and kick 5 goals... 40 disposals... 15 contested marks...yes lads!
>91% time in fwd half
>1 goal
Jesus Fucking Christ
JUST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67061960
Obvious false flagger, no true Freo fan who isn't a bandwagon faggot has ever had this level of optimism kek
>IT'S LONG
>IT'S STRONG
>AND IT HURTS
>going from minor premiers to 0-5 being KEKED at home by Carlton
My sides
Rlwnewaf
[
ROSS TO CENTRELINK
>this match
>>67061977
BIG
STRONG
VICTORIANS
GRIFF
The old Freo we know and love has returned to us
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67061990
No fyfe 5 goals 30 touches 10 contested marks no freo
>>67061990
Truly this.
Ahhh, that's >my Freo. Take me back to my younger years you fucking worthless flogs.
>>67061990
Except they don't have the aesthetic daily dose green and purple
>>67061995
Is Adam Goodes at the match?
>>67061990
waheyyy 19 in a row lads
>neale
skill errors: the game
MILK THAT CLOCK LIKE I MILKED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT
Ahahhahahahahahaha
>that turnover
l m a o
NEVER
EVER
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>67062012
/r/nocontext
Don't even like freo but tipped and backed them so now I am depressed
STAY IN YOUR SEATS YOU FUCKING FLOGS. FUCKING SCUM.
who /freo/ here?
Is James Hird confirmed next freo coach?
>that exodus of freemantle fans
wow
>>67062023
Go suck a dick you faggot
Will Freo be the first team to go from first to worst?
>>67062000
#bringbacktheanchor
Is Freo the AFL's Chelsea?
>>67062031
Fuck off kid, I've NEVER left a game in 12 years, it's about pride.
>>67062024
Here unna.
>12 years a shitter
>0-5
I'm ashamed for wanting Carlton to win, but BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67062041
who?
FYFE FOR BROWNLOW
SUCK SHIT ROSS LYON YOU FUCKING MONEY CHASING CUNT
>>67062039
>Heath Black
Great taste fampai
>That guy who's Dad won't beat him tonight, kek.
>>67062039
0-5
Mfw
>0-5
Suicide pact?
HOLY SHIT SWITCH OVER TO THE A-LEAGUE
WSW 4-4 Brisbane with extra time looming
Don't worry freo bros... we lost 5 last year... that means we'll win all the games left in the season! We'll show them lads
>>67062068
no one cares
>Basil so fucking depressed about Freo that he won't even post here anymore
JUST
>Trade Mayne
>Trade Barlow
>Aggressively pursue Cam McCarthy, even consider trading Hill IMO
>Retire Pavlich
>Hang Dawson from the Freo Oval flag pole as a warning to the other cunts.
Anything I missed?
who drunk here?
>>67062068
fuck up wog boy
>Liam Jones of all people kicks a sealer against Freo
this is like the best weirdest day
Jesus Christ I dont even care that iggs cant win away from home
Im in love with this fucking season
How good is this game
>>67062068
Switch to gay league kys faggot
>>67062080
first thing to do is the typical knee jerk reaction and fire lyon.
who on Ritalin here?
Anyone here actually tip the bloos?
>>67062091
degenerate
Seemed like there were quite a few Blues supporters in the crowd, do they have a following in WA or do their fans really like travelling?
At least I have my kawaii mascots...
LOL half the team in the middle of the circle
>>67062095
fresh off the facebook!!! LOLXD
>>67062098
I have ADHD wog boy
NEVER
EVER
>>67062080
I absolutely agree with all points except Steven hill keep him as they need the pace.
can someone explain the fremantle olympics joke?
gonna be so hungover tomorow lads lolo
LITERALLY AND PERPETUALLY NEVER EVER
>>67062108
>falling for ADHD meme
>taking the prescribed Jew
>>67062119
But I have higher intelligence and am more civilized than you.
now if the Dees and Bombers can win I will literally explode
Gonna get absolutely blitzed tonight lads
Do it for the anzacs
Time for bottles and bongs
LADS DEES OR TIGES
FUCK
ANSWERS PLS
>>67062127
It's proven via brain scans.
>>67062139
Get fucked
>>67062139
freo
#16inarow
>>67062139
DEES
FUCK THE TIGES
>>67062139
Dees mate, no lids and Martin has travelled to New Zealand this week to see his deadbeat bikie father.
>>67062141
Why are you talking seriously to someone that is obviously baiting?
>>67062141
kek
Just like how vaccines are """""proven""""" to be effective
It's all a big take lad
>>67062166
Because I'm high on Ritalin, like I said.
>being so jealous of Essendon and Collingwood's game that you try to start your own blockbuster with Melbourne the night before
why did fyfe tie his hair back? he played better when it was long
>>67062174
>literally the two shittest teams in the comp right now (besides fucking freo of course)
>>67062184
He used to wear a head band but it got too long so he went to the tied bun. Fucking trash if you ask me, shave your head like a real man.
>>67062173
Could you just be less retarded while you're in here, at least? We have enough dropkicks from Worst Australia shitting up these threads every week
DEES WEW LAD
>>67062191
he should get the band back, he was seriously fucking amazing as a player when his hair was in his face
now he's just.. shit
>>67062191
Yeah, while you're at it, shave the hair on your legs like a real man also. fag.
>Fremantle started last season 9-0 and lost to Richmond
>Fremantle are already 0-5 and play Richmond in round 9
are you ready for the meme magic friends?
Fyfe's hair looks fucking filthy and greasy
Dees have come to play good luck shitmond
>>67062104
>Bell-Chan
>Puffs
Here's your (You), faggot
Who /winnersinround5/ here?
Worst Cuckstralia, Souf Cuckstralia and Cuckland need not apply
Why don't we fucking sack Hardwick? You know a coach has lost it when he plays a defender in the forward. And dont get my started on Morris, ive been saying he wouldn't even get a game for pascoe vale for years
>>67062082
Ahaha poof
>>67062208
Teams have adapted to him, it happens. Makes it easier with no Sandilands and the fact that Hale, Guerra and Rock fucked the centre square work.
>>67062214
>filename
you got me kek.
>>67062222
Witnessed. I think now that he has a place in South Coogee and railing bitches he's off his game. No more "Golden Boy from Lake Grace" unfortunately.
>>67062231
solid team so far this year
>worst cuckstralians
>>67062231
>>67062254
Oh boy some fellow demon supporters. What school did you guys go to? Xavier college here
>>67062235
>Worst Cuckstralia almost completely out of the 8
kek
KEK >>67062233
>>67062263
Not at the game tonight? How's the snow?
>>67062243
South coogee? Thought fyfe would be living in cottesloe or Scarborough ?
imagine being an eagles supporter in perth right now
imagine going to work with fremantle fans that give you shit
imagine the hilarious reactions you would get
>>67062263
i'm a tigers fan but melbs have looked slick recently
>>67062273
>imagine being an Eagles supporter
>in Perth
Jesus christ, it's horrific. Might kill myself
>>67062243
>>67062272
Woops. North Coogee*
Who /top7/ here?
Worst Cuckstralia need not apply
Just got back lads
We fucking did it. Atrocious match but we did it, Jones you fucking legend
>>67062306
Who's that python syphon?
>>67062263
>Catholic
>>67062306
Absolutely disgraceful game but credit to Carlton you were less shitty when it came down to crunch time
a richmond win away from $370
>>67062287
Ah yes that makes sense
>>67062240
What fucking proof?
>>67062343
you're fucked
>>67062343
take whatever they're paying for the pay out. we wont win
>>67062343
do you get anything if they lose or just done your money?
>>67062343
the house always wins
>>67062343
mate your winnings wouldn't even cover the hospitals bills after your inevitable heart attack.
Hes only 26 Garlett bloody good pick up for us, thanks Blues
>>67062343
abort ASAP
>>67062343
gambling is degenerate
>>67062343
you fucked up
Fuck I hope some Tiges rip the head off these self entitled faggots
>>67062381
No gods no turnbulls
Big guys ganging up on little Salem
BIFFO
Bring back the biff
BIFF
I
F
F
>I'm literally drinking a gluten free pale ale
>Freo lost to Carlton
>Richmond losing to Melbourne
Top fucking keks. What a day to be alive.
>>67062461
O'Brien?
Need some of this tonight desu
>>67062463
Melbourne are a genuinely better team than Richmond tho
>>67062467
Wilde
leftover from a family barbecue
>>67062471
Holding the fucking ball
J A C K
A
C
K
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
Is Watts elite?
>>67062463
Tiges haven't beaten Melbourne in years m80
Is this cunt for real with his Patty and Selma hairdo
Is this the biggest collapse the AFL has ever seen?
>tfw first on the ladder and still feeling like we're gonna lose every week ;-;
>>67062522
>top 5 consists of five Victorian teams (Sydney is forever South Melbourne)
>"Cucktorian" posters will defend this
comedy of errors
>>67062522
>Next: ADEL
Fucking lol. >we deserve to get punished for this shit.
Wasn't there just an article about Fitzroy going from spoon to cup or vice versa on afl website? As a Freo guy I'm not surprised honestly. Until >we get any silverware we're just making up numbers.
>>67062343
Cash out asap
>>67062551
>Wasn't there just an article about Fitzroy going from spoon to cup or vice versa on afl website?
Nah, the article you're thinking of was about Fitzroy winning the spoon and the Premier's Hip in the same year, it was 1916 I think when everyone was fighting in the war so there were only four teams anyway.
Tiges finally playing good footy
>>67062522
Not really going by the form section.
>W L L W L
To:
>L L L L L
Much the same really. Freo shat the bed near the end of last season and have just been continuing on their downward trend.
>>67062576
>Playing a whole season with only 4 teams
>Still have a top 4 finals system
>The team who does nothing all year shows up for finals and wins the hip
I wish the internet was around then. I want to see how badly everyone lost their shit.
>>67062576
ahh yeah that's the one. Regardless, Freo are shit and have always been shit my 12 years of hanging shit on them as a member has been well worth it, our past lists are a who's who of literal Who's.
>>67062576
Why are Fitzroy, Carlton, Richmond and Collingwood such war-dodging cowards?
>>67062614
I honestly think 2013 dockers could have gone all the way but shit the bed and came back too late
>>67062530
>bulldogs next week
should be interesting
>>67062614
Meh, Freo have had some good people on their list but they've always been surrounded by shit.
Although with a coach like Ross if you did happen to get another Modra he'd probably be played in defence.
>>67062639
Same but they got shook by the occasion and couldn't kick straight.
Lloyd on goatwatch
>cucktoria
LMAO
G A W N
A
W
N
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Glad to be with you all for the ANZAC Round. We had an early nomination for this round last week in the form of the first contender listed below. So far it's been an interesting round despite lacking in genuine Autism but I will again remind you that if you're nominating a poster for the team simply because you don't like what they're saying, your nomination will be looked at, evaluated and disregarded as was done with one poster's nomination refering to Sandy Roberts this week. Below you will find the contenders so far, the 2016 Team so far and the 2015 Autist team for the sake of posterity.
This weeks contenders so far:
>"Deluded WAutist and his map" Guy
>Ropable 5AA callers
>"Merge Hawthorn" Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
Blues to be 4 and 4
>fk ye
>>67062693
Shit noms and bitch niggering to the cuckthorn cuck crying to you about bias. Crowd pleasing cuck.
Wait a second.
Heritier Lumumba is THIS fucking guy?
What the fuck?
Why do they call aborigines boongs?
Cause that's the noise it makes when you hit them with your car
Tigers really are back to mediocrity, then again, I guess they never really left it
Carn the fucking Dees
Get fucked Shitmond
>he doesn't have Big Maxy Gawn in his supercoach team
>Shitmond
>>67062709
no its not
the noise it makes is "AAH YA FUCKEN WHITE CUNT I DROPPED ME STUBBY"
>>67062632
This is why Collingwood shouldn't be allowed to play on Anzac Day
>>67062693
>"Merge Hawthorn" Guy
this lad deserves the nom
Holy shit all those LE KEKTORIANS XD WA shitposters have been BTFO.
You stupid cunts lost to fucking carlton.
Go mine some coal
>>67062742
I must have missed this one, what was the merge Hawthorn guy's gimmick?
>>67062742
cuckthorn bandwagon shitposter detected
>>67062742
Whose the merge hawthorn guy?
I was banned off /sp/ so I didn't see the cunt
>>67062747
Lmao Bugg is an absolute cunt, you'd hate him if he didn't play for your team
>>67062746
literally fuming cucktorian tired of getting bullied by muscular best australians, KEK!
>>67062759
Not meant to be a reply
>>67062747
>>67062755
Was pretty fucked when I came back to the thread last night but I think he said a successful club (and gave the example of Hawthorn) should be merged with a shit club like Norf. I couldn't comprehend that shit so I passed out. Can someone else who was here last night elaborate? Team Autist depends on >us.
>>67062747
>>67062755
He was seriously saying Hawthorn should merge with another Vic club because they're "poor"
>>67062770
>>67062771
Literally one post makes the team now? Weak sauce, lads.
>>67062790
It was numerous posts
>>67062790
>You have to consistently shit up /afl/ to make the team.
His Autism was immense lad.
>>67062821
Two max, that were obvious bait. Sharpen up, lads.
>>67062647
Yeah no point trying to make a comeback late in the fourth quarter against poofthorn. You now remember Ryan Crowley shutting Sam Mitchell down
>>67062770
>>67062771
>He was seriously saying Hawthorn should merge with another Vic club because they're "poor"
How the fuck are cuckthorn "poor"?
Those cunts are rich as fuck
>>67062831
This, desu. Cuckthorn cry babies are in full damage control.
>>67062842
I'm the drunk guy but I think he was saying the other club was poor (Norf), not Hawthorn? Don't quote me though.
>>67062842
To be fair it is all pokie money that isnt gonna last.
I hate my life
>>67062693
Deluded WAutist, carryover nom from last week
>>67062858
He was spamming "poorthorn"
>>67062858
Yeah i think this was main point too, also drunk.
>>67062873
Inclined to agree with you. He's been nommed for the last 3 weeks (including this week) and the dumb cunt made a "cuck" map.
>>67062875
Bro, many people say poorthorn all the time.
Come on, I think at the least we have exposed the cuckthorn butthurt lobby. All cuckthorn votes should be expunged for fairness sake.
>>67062724
How'd was the polo today m8?
>>67062920
Richmond lost
>>67062898
>>67062850
>>67062751
t. Hawthorn should merge autist
What should I have a wank to lads?
>>67062944
Jane bunn screen caps
>>67062944
Dani Jensen HD POV talking about how she's lucky to have your cock.
>>67062944
Schapelle Corby's sister
>>67062949
Albury represent!
>>67062937
>t. cuckthorn bandwagon spammer autist
>>67062944
this pic
>>67062949
Unnnffff
Her outfits are getting lewder, you can just tell she sucked her way to the top
Imagine the rage that the autist who posts >FUG LE ROSS LYON XDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDD to every negative comment about him has knowing he cannot post it to every NEVER EVER post in this thread. I can feel you seething from here.
>>67062993
I think he must have offed himself in that Subi pond kek.
Delidio caught despairing on TV kek
>>67062993
You sound a bit like a autist who is obsessed, he probably doesn't even give a fuck.
>>67063022
>you'll never know what it's like to not play a game of footy
Who /north/ here?
>2016
>losing games of football
>>67063043
He would be seething you filthy casual
Is there a bigger flog than Rance in the comp?
>>67062993
>>67063004
kek this. I thought I saw him branch out to Travis Cloke today too?
who /afl/?
>shitmond getting beat by lelbourne
KEK
>>67063103
2 Lesnars back to back would destroy those boongs mate.
remember the good times /afl/?
>>67062530
>Russian North Supporter
Join in the chorus, comrade.
Does anyone else smell their cock after a hard days yakka?
I swear after 3 blend24 coffees and a solid blue collars days work me cock smells like an asian hooker.
Anyone else?
Any chance Woosha can get essendope over collingshit?
>>67063114
Who bandwagoning Melbourne here ?
>>67063181
Every chance mate.
>>67063179
M8 I love giving the ball sac a good wipe on a hots summer day and giving it a big whiff.
>>67063181
>not putting your free $5 bonus bet from crownbet on the draw
Gamblers pls go
Degenerate filth
>>67063190
I might have a cheeky punt on the on the line, family.
is this the first time ever a calvinball thread is goinf to make it to the bump limit? posting in an epic bread
>>67063208
>not having a punt for fun
fuck off immigrant
>>67063214
fuck off cuck
>>67063179
>tfw i sweat like crazy and I can smell my balls through my pants
>>67063214
I'd bang this high test choco, mustache and all.
>>67063219
thats fucked up mang
>feel the bern
>bitchmond
>>67063241
Not him, but ball sac smell is like musk aphrodisiac. its the bets.
Do you think some day they'll have mics on every player and parents will sook every week when someone swears?
>>67063179
>>67063219
Some guy from /fit/ wore a plastic bag on his nuts during cardio and mixed the ball sweat with his cologne before going out.
Upper keks that thread.
if you vote for labour or the greens youre a fucking faggot and kill yourself
>>67063273
get fucked i love my autism bux
who /wishestheywerentborn/ here
>>67063273
>voting for abbot
>>>/pol/
>>67063273
Fuck off Melbourne supporters
>>67063263
Going on /fit/
oh richmond you silly gooses
>>67063290
>i don't have anything to back me up
>g-g-g-g-g-go awa-a-a-a-y
leftiehandoutfaggot.png
>>67063284
I like the old days were you get a job for life and everyone gets a wife and family.
>>67062702
That's not a bad couple of weeks, we should beat Essendon, Collingwood will be pretty close and Port at etihad. Might be 3-5
>>67063290
/pol/ is everywhere cunt, step up.
>>67063304
>I vote who my parents tell me to vote for
Fucking square
>>67063290
Hi my name is Max and I am from brunswick, my parents told me to hate abbott and i study arts at La Trobe.
#feelthebern
>>67063307
>job for life
check
>wife and family
ahahahaha fuck
>>67063316
Bringing politics into sport kys
>>67063330
What policies do the Libs have that are good for us young people?
>>67063339
I didn't fire the first shot mate.
>>67063290
>he has a different opinion
>go back to /pol/
>>67063352
>for us young people
Entitled generation.jpg
Stop thinking about yourself and with emotions and start thinking about stability, economics, and being able to afford to live.
You're the fucking problem
>>67063354
They should really fuck off to tas desu
>>67063379
the current world is the problem but you carry on thinking everythings gonna be ok
:^)
>>67063354
Victoria welcoming refugees YCMTSU !
>>67063379
You didn't answer the question, retard
>>67063338
you are one of the few, literally everyone had a jobs for life if they wanted and shit like 'working your way to the top' actually existed. And even uggo cunts got wives, its like everyone got paired off. but now feminism and women thinking they are equal killed all that shit.
>>67063393
fits right in with the cucktorian agenda 2bh
>>67063393
Only if they merge with Hawthorn kek.
They had their chance to get mad cash and move to the Gold Coast.
>>67063414
Haha keep crying virgin
>>67063414
damn shame soldier
make bank and fuck hoes dude that's my plan
holy fuck assprey just made Harmisons first ball of the ashes look good.
cotchin is a fucking joke of a "leader"
>BITCHMOND
>LE TIGGS
useless
>>67063284
Who /literally an accident and was told so by their dad regularly/ here?
>Bitchmond
>Cuckmantle
Weekend will be perfect if Lollingwood lose
>shitmond
>>67063338
>>67063414
I think you're both refering to the period of time where men who had a job that provided for himself and family were respected, as they should be. In this day and age with the "women can do what men do" shit, it's diminished and society will crumble as men will give up on the society that gave up on them. Women won't be able to scream loud enough to get from the government what men gave to them willingly under the auspices of "love" and they will capitulate almost as badly as Richmond are now.
TUNE INTO SEN LADS
SHIT IS GOING TO GO NUCLEAR
>>67063460
my mum pretty much insinuated as such
>losing to melbourne by 5 goals is now considered a "brave" performance for richmond
>>67063419
Socuckedwedontevenhideit.jpg
http://www.sen.com.au/listen-live
>>67063475
SEN 111.6 MY BODY IS READY
>>67063481
cucktorians LMAO
scum
Watts too elite for that hack Rance.
>tfw you know you ded
Is Watts elite now?
who /top7/ here?
worst cuckstralians need NOT apply
>>67063420
And to think they could have gone to Shanghai to pander to the chinks
>rance
>>67063094
Told you lads
Enjoy the holiday lol
>Shitmond
LMAO @ cucktorian 'football'
>>67063501
Mfw rance is on report bitchmond on suicide watch
microwaves are out
>>67063094
Travis Cloke
Rance just did what every dees supporter has wanted to do for the last 5 years
what a disgusting top 8
>tiggles GF they said
LMAO
who /happyteam/ here
>melbourne isn't complete fucking shit any more
feels weird
>commentators going soft on rance because he has a clean reputation
>1 week
Did I see the same thing as everyone else? Did he not just strike a defenceless player in the back of the head? How is that only a week?
REV UP SEN BOYS
>>67063534
lol yeah, I'm glad Viney was there to throttle the cunt tho, he's a fucking legend that kid
>>67063544
right here lad
essendope getting whacked by wada, richmond imploding is 2016 the best year ever?
>>67063558
Go watch netball m80
>>67063557
no
richmond are just that shit
>>67063558
Pretty sure he's getting 3 weeks at least.
See you all next week lads
IT'S A GRAND OLD FLAG
CALL INTO SEN
SOMEONE CALL INTO SEN
>letting lelbourne kick 20 goals
shitmond KEK
>>67063569
It will be when poofthorn are exposed for the umpball drug cheats they truly are
>>67063570
no problem with a bit of biff, but do it to a guys face not when he is face down on the ground. That was pathetic
MY SEN IS READY
>>67063602
>this salty
>>67063602
>It will be when poofthorn are exposed for the umpball drug cheats they truly are
THIS T.B.H famalamadingdongs
>Houli: 46
Youre in with a chance Poortmemelaide
>>67063602
mfw they have their four recent premiers hip taken off them for doping
>>67063610
>this autism
friendly reminder that Richmond made finals after 3-10 in 2014
1. WCE
2. SWANS
3. BULLDOGS
4. ADELAIDE
5. NM
6. HAWKS
7. GWS
8. GC
9. GEELONG
10. MELBOURNE DEMONS
11. ST KILDA
12. RICHMOND
13. PORT ADELAIDE
14. COLLINGWOOD
15. BRISBANE LIONS
17. ESSENDON
18. FREMANTLE
>>67063652
gone over this,
they are all different filenames
>>67063638
Mfw when they are stripped of everything and declare bankruptcy and move to tas
>>67063658
Eagles minor premiers you dreaming
>>67063663
>b-b-b-but i use different file names
get rekt cuckthorn spergo
>>67063658
>tfw carlton has folded before the end of the season
>>67063658
where is Carlton?
>>67063677
>i use
ah yes, i am the only one to post a smug hawthorn pepe
mmm yes. very delusional fuck off cuck
>>67063698
frogposters are a rarity nowdays
anyone created a webm of what rance did?
>>67063698
the lady doth protest too much
>>67063714
2015 they werent desu
Melbourne has kicked more then 15 goals 3 weeks in a row is this the strangest afl season we have experienced In a while?
>rance
>bitchmond
>>67063759
2016 is the universal year of meme magic things will get worse before they get better
>>67063760
Viney is officially my favorite player now
Viney got a nice hit on him aswell
>IM MOVING BACK TO NIMBIN
>RICHMOND SHOULD GO TO HELL
>>67063665
my fucking face when
>>67063760
What a dog cunt
>"I-I had a good game last week no-one else did"
>elbow a bloke in the back of the head
>Flop like a fish out of water when his teammate retaliates.
>>67063801
lmao
>>67063760
nice one god boy
i love reading the richmond board when they lose
who iggs?
how are we going dyt (do you think)
>>67063698
Nomming "Defensive Hawks Pepe Poster" for autism squad
>>67063783
Would love to see them meme into the top 8 though
>>67063883
Gonna win all home games and away games against lesser teams. Finish top 4, then Simpson will have our away game on point, then win the hip.
>>67063883
honestly lad, don't think the best in comparison to last year.
could do with a win away
>>67063891
seconded
>>67063883
Your still memelike lad win some away games against decent teams and you be more regarded as the real deal
>ywn see your shithouse "team" win a flag
Thank you Richmond :-(
>Oh hi there Viney, I just wanted to talk about Richmond
Can't wait
>shitmond supporters on SEN literally more angry than badalaide supporters on 5AA
loving it lads
sen stream is up now
>>67063891
>>67063924
samefag
>>67062950
fantastic choice friend
would love to listen to kevin bartlett right now
>>67063957
nope, stay mad cuckthorn cucko
Last for based iggs
>>67063970
>tfw probably no KB tomorrow morning because of Anzac Day
robbed tbqh
>Melbourne has scored more this year than Hawthorn, Geelong, West Coast, and the Western Bulldogs
>>67065210
On the rise at last.
Last for cmon iggs lift
real last for alex
last for thank fuck the dees aren't shit anymore
last for finally off the bottom of the ladder
Last for the greatest tripfriend to ever roam /sp/
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