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pmsl Euan taking a pic of his Glasgow council flat
As I was saying:
>>67046324
>He's really honest which is pretty rare with gamblers. He's a good guy and I wish him all the best
This, Mackers seems like a great guy, and it doesn't seem like the money has made him a prick.
>>67046524
>banter pages like unilad
Speaking of which, apparently these two guys were in PGA. Were they actually shrewd or did they just make it all from using their student loan as a bankroll and just following Macker's tips?
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/these-two-lads-made-ps400-000-in-18-months-purely-betting-on-football
>>67046708
F R A U D S
>>67046733
>Danny Robinson comment
Lol
>>67046733
Haven't seen kerwin about for yonks
Going life-changingly large on Leicester sw desu, with a medium on Leicester-1.5
Need Douwe Bob to be tipped on the TT account lids
>>67046708
I'm sure they were found out to be frauds, talked about a bet/game which never happened
Tyrone 10-12 point lead tomorrow lads
>>67046767
https://twitter.com/SoccerSaturday/status/723843117472837632
>>67046761
He's done roll
>>67046791
Indeed they did squire
>>67046748
I'm new (casually posted muggy accas in here a year ago and got ripped apart, but regularly started posting about 7 months ago) but that article is old as fuck to be fair
>>67046791
Oh, that's disappointing
>>67046818
The implication that soccerway displays all friendlies especially when it comes to obscure shit teams is pretty laughable.
Not saying that game definitely did take place but a screencap of soccerway is really no evidence that it didn't.
/bet/ smashing it
>>67046780
This and Frans
head's gone
roll's gone
>>67046894
That wasn't what that post implied at all, what's laughable is you think Spain would organise a friendly with Lithuania when it would be utterly pointless and end in double digits
>>67046894
The game never happened. The gulf between the two is generally bigger than Germany v San Marino.
>>67046905
>79 units in 7 days
WOW
>>67046797
It's in skys interest to make the title seem close so those are empty words for me
just martingaled inter udinese unders with a game i don't know shit about.
Can anyone explain to me why people including Goff are getting up in arms about the tables at the snooker world championship being too bouncy or some such shit?
I mean it affects all players equally so why does it matter?
What moron tagged a random Ecuador game in the latest Goff post?
Got new bird lads
Going really well etc, but she keeps saying the word 'nigga'. I'm not totally comfortable with it?
>>67047271
Perhaps your parrot has been listening to rap.
>>67047271
why have put a question mark at the end of a statement?
>>67047325
Because language is evolving, and I suggest you keep up?
>>67047325
Modern day Brits are hellbent on butchering the language their ancestors created.
>>67047271
Is that Paul Maugham?
>>67047271
Is that Paul Maughan?
>>67047271
Is that Paul Maughao?
>>67047446
Does it LOOK like paul maughan?
>>67047509
Yeah?
Can't believe I pay ProTip £25 a month.
'We are a team of traders gathering information from contacts all over the world. This info coming from ex professionals, journalists and referees.
We get info before everyone else that has been proven countless times via massive odds movements.
Majority of bets available in Asia.'
He tipped Corinthians -1 against a team that destroyed Sao Paulo ffs, wish you could see a tipster's bets before joining.
WNY Flash getting 3.75 visiting Chicago Wafiu Stars
Odds based on last years performance, has not factored in roster turnover.
WNY looked great in a win against the defending champions last week in KC. Chicago gave up an early one goal lead to allow three unanswered goals.
All games streamed by the league as per league mandate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPFZblNxovU
>>67047714
So what's the bet
>>67047714
>this atmosphere
>Miami
>>67047815
literally static
>>67047714
Hold up a sec. What fucking mong did the graphics here? Chicago has the name in red but WNY are playing in red.
>>67047766
WNY, odds are tightening, now 3.60. Very even match so far.
>>67047888
Would be ruining every unders line if it wasnt >slag GKs
>>67047714
pmsl
>>67047940
>>slag GKs
and there it is
ah, the perfect slags goal.
>fail to clear unchallenged
>shit shot
>deflection
>flat footed keeper
>>67048105
Can't deal with any bet on slags that isn't overs desu
>she's very dangerous in the box
The only dangerous thing in this stadium is the commentator and those fans behind the goals
>>67048150
Stupid mindset, why are you tripping? Moron.
>albania
Unfollow
>Albania, tipping and losing bet365 only palps
I am pmsl
is.... is this albania...?
>>67048247
What don't you understand?
https://twitter.com/CONCACAF/status/707014748236177408
Does that help clear things up for you? Daft little scrub
>>67048505
This dude is Polish so I doubt it
>>67048505
trembling
>>67048543
confirmed
>>67048532
Not really sure CONCACAF U17 is the same level as NWSL. Not much of a difference, but definitely a difference
>>67048532
>Not betting on Haiti minus as you "only bet on overs when it comes to slags"
>>67048541
>Implying Albania is Albanian
>>67048532
They should make the goals smaller to be fair. Kids don't play with full size goals.
>>67048578
Haven't seen any evidence to the contrary tonight
>>67048612
>Quoting words that weren't said
??????
Friendly reminder that Albania has a 11% YIELD on Blogabet, after 79 tips.
Some tips verified, mostly Bet365 only bet, only "value" bets. Follow to lose money in real time.
He will soon have more tipped games than Euan and have half his yield, with verified odds in Bet365 only bets. Screenshot this.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
>>67048713
pmsl
>>67048713
>talking about yourself in 3rd person
Come on.
>>67048624
Felt really sorry for the wee lass who scored the own goal in that game desu
Why graded as a palp?
>>67048800
Pahahahaha Albania SUCH a fraud.
>>67048771
It's called forgetting to take off his trip
>>67048954
Nah mate, it's copying Albania's bragging from the archives.
>>67048894
But then I pmsl when they cut to the coaches on the sidelines
>>67048926
>Least Correct
>>67048926
Oh my god, that's tragic
>>67048894
>>67049039
Can't watch these, feel so bad :(
>>67049207
Trip on friendo.
>>67048926
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
Settled as LOSS.
Read your message on TT.
>>67049039
my sides, this one is glorious
>tfw the girl you've been talking to tells you she's autistic
>>67049274
Read it. Couldnt reply because I was too busy shaking. Dont make my life hell please.
>>67049358
Post screencap of message, I need a good chuckle
>>67049466
I dont want albania to make my life HELL if I do.
>>67049466
>>67049568
>>67049525
Booooooooooo
>EUAN
Almost put something on that before I realised what a HORRIBLE tip it was
pmsl euan
>Portland goal as I was staking Euans tip
Wew bullet dodged
FFS EUAN.
CAN'T WIN A BET
PUT THE LARGEST STAKE OF THE DAY ON THAT
>>67049568
>>67049604
>impersonating me
whose house is this
Not even a goal tbqh. Ref on T2. Didnt send GK off for a clear red and give a non-goal as a goal.
>I don't get no interview man?
>>67049764
? Albania slid into my DM's lad
>>67049784
worth a reback?
>>67049881
I've not rebacked yet but worth getting on if you arent on already
>>67049803
literally FUCK off Hassan, I KNOW who you are
>better team
>had 1 shot in 36 minutes and already 2 down
hmm
>>67050007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
>>67050074
hey hassan, i got this brown girl right. and i wann be like hittin dat ting, ya know.
but she always be up in my grill like 'why you bettin all the time cuz' because she's a believer an all that i try not to visibly shake when checkin flashscores and that.
anyway i can bet without her catchin on like,
OBLIQUE KICKS to the face LMAO
holy shit some ultimate surrender shit
>>67050007
FFS I've been banned for the past 3 days, ban ended literally minutes ago.
Also, in other news I finally got that haircut
>>67050236
hope you get banned for this desu
>>67050361
what match are you watching friendo
Need NBA tips like air
>>67050484
its bettin related tho hass.
got any tips for me bro, nice hair btw and that
>>67050484
Scarily accurate
>>67050595
Cheers lid, I'm on Portland Timbers +0.25, look the better team by far
>>67050661
KEK
Isn't that Mahrez
>>67050484
fuck sake
>>67050484
H A S S A N
Think he might be talking about UFC
>>67046635
>this thread
>>67050803
Is there a problem Chad?
Tell her you're looking up ramadan dates on flashscore m8
E U A N
>Real Monarchs
pls be qt commentator again
>>67050933
Too scared to get on anything desu
>straight red
E U A N you F R A U D
>>67051006
Same, patiently waiting for SYK FUK RUKUS to post his MMA picks
>>67051047
literally just got on too.
Sign me up to Kurt's service please
Euan is bleeding me dry with all these fake tips
>>67051080
ERA PENAL
zzz Keeper off and pen cant make it up
>weymouth pen
Euan you've outfrauded Albania with these two tips
>>67051051
Everything so far was priced correctly except for Vick-Franca after first round, but I was too busy checking out the explosion in Washington DC to react in time. I'm monitoring carefully from now on
ANOTHER RED
PEN
FUCKING HELL EUAN
>2 reds
FRAUD
R
A
U
D
>2 red cards
PMSL
mackers has special'd three kings-
if you can get on gl
HANDI'S? Would love a screencap lad
pmsl tt mafia hup. I was keeping you distracted from the special stake
to be fair lads, weymouth havent scored yet
SMALL on belfield +2
>not rebacking Belfield @5
>>67051180
>>67051208
What does this end?
E U A N
SHREWD
U
A
N
>>67051180
Got too much on this and I'm now scared they're not going to score anymore, where is the macker's screencap? Pls
Info was there, just unlucky. This loses btw.
Small on Steele 2.10
>>67051420
LITERALLY NO TIME
James Mckeown
Hace un momento ·
Tipster
Eastern Suburbs women -2.5 asian away to Lynn Avon women from 1-0 up - Bet365 and other bookmakers - Large @ 1.85
Was trying to post from 0-0 but never unsuspended, still good from here.
Take Large up to -3 and Medium up to -4
Eastern Suburbs are not as good as Three Kings but Lynn Avon are the worst team in the league, even worse than Claudelands.
>>67051448
Appreciate it lid
>>67051448
444444444444444444
hope you got on too spanishlearningbro
>>67051589
of course
What was Three Kings opening line?
>>67051665
James Mckeown
17 min ·
Tipster
Three Kings United women -1.75 Asian at home to Claudelands Rovers women - Bet365 and other bookmakers - Special @ 1.83
First Special stake of the year. 365's biggest mistake of the year.
Take special up to -3 and Large up to -5.
Correct line here should be -7 asian at least for me.
Puketapu, Cleverley and Phillips playing for Three Kings. Going to be a silly scoreline. 5-0 is absolute minimum so you have permission to stake stake and overstake. Accounts will be limited in the morning but make sure its worth it.
Claudelands Rovers are a very young team and are going to get absolutely caned. Could reach double figures if they are clinical.
A simple results comparison will have you all moist. Plenty more that are similar as well.
Norwest 1-0 Western Springs
Western Springs 4-0 Claudelands
Three Kings 8-0 Norwest
GL. (We shouldn't need it)
Prediction: 9-0
>>67051651
Got on -3.5 from 3-0
shaking
Need eastern to start bagging
>>67051695
Some poor intern is getting sacked in the morning
>>67051695
Wish I has seen this
Beaut, wonder how nobody on TT has been so shrewd and alert to notice this.
>>67051747
This one will end in tears desu
sherdog scored 2 for Steele, but I didn't like the elbows by Roberts in the third. will see about dec
>>67051929
well, blown this one. will get it back later in the night
>>67051873
The most annoying thing is I skipped over these games guessing they would be correctly priced based on the info I would find.
Utter, UTTER tears at me.
>>67051915
Have a similar feeling
Is three kings -0.75 FH a special stake senpai?
>>67052083
Lines seem pretty accurate now
SO LARGE ON -0.5 FH
GONNA BE DAC BUT WHATWVR
2222222
So SO angry
Tulsa won't score in my lifetime
eastern subhurbs going ham
>this fucking belfield heart
How is Windsor Arch -2 not a med-large?
>>67052708
They are getting smacked all 2nd half. Will concede soon :(
What's Kurt's group called?
>>67052844
Because Casa de Portugal lost only 1-0 to Sporting.
>>67052851
Gormless Tips
>>67052851
It's K Tipster right? I can't recall
Belfield's rball makes them seem proper proffesionals.
Got a stream lid?
LITERALLY about to say the 2nd half is double DAs and to take -1
>>67053306
>aftertiming
>not even good aftertiming
Will they hold Euan?
>>67053511
If I could see the future I wouldnt be shitposting on a Macau roulette profit system discussion board and grinding out a 20% ROI with a terrible turnover.
>>67053511
equaliser any minute now
>ANOTHER penalty
So fixed.
Ffs euan
Seriously concerned by the lack of goals being scored by Three Kings
Down so much tonight following WNY Flash, flukey as fuck T2 goal, and now TWO reds and TWO pens against in this island shite. Skipped over the NZ slags games as well.
Lets hope the fix is in tomorrow.
Night x
/blog
mackers surreal
Need 3 Eastern Surburbs goals like AIR
Is there some kind of site or betting app where you can do it with fake money?
I just want to practice first and analyse my results to see if I'm any good at gambling.
>>67054527
just bet pennies desu
all bets hup
mackers surreal
Polish F R A U D desu
Blaublitz looking SURREAL
>>67055906
bla bla bla
Sydney - Brisbane Roar
med on O2.5, hedging half with sydney W
Can you guys please use sage when posting? Anything gambling related really triggers me right now
>>67061067
On o2,5
>>67061145
Noko goes in all fields
Anybody betting on Heidelberg vs Richmond? At the match right now
>>67061395
tfw didn't win raffle
ez 60 lads
HEIDELBERG 3-1 PUT IT ALL ON THEM BOYS
This match is insane. Roar went 3-0 up. Now WSW up 4-3. Half an hour to go.
>>67046905
How many of these are /bet/ accounts?
>>67061845
i have a cheeky tenner on wanderers at 8
>>67061902
>Celtic
Why do you do this to yourself?
>>67061922
Unbelievable if they don't score again.
>>67061932
Insane game
>>67061956
tears if you didn't cash out
>>67061982
Be nice.
>>67061932
Now you're scaring me. That's the only pick I decided on myself, the others are from tipsers. I'm new to sport betting.
germanbro from yesterday here. I will actually follow through with the following plan.
>deposit 1000€
>join PGA
>place 100€ on every admin tip
>???
>profit
If this plan fails I give up.
>>67062193
isnt 10% of your bank to much?
>>67062206
yup, literally have to trust J 'completely lost head' Mackers to not completely lose his head
>>67062193
10% on every tip is too much, even if you only drop to 50, you get twice the chances.
>>67062232
His account won't last that long
>>67062232
most probably, I deposited 200€ last month and staked 50€ on every tip (so 25% lel) but I'm well up since Mackers had an amazing run
>>67062246
Bottles lid
>>67062246
Recycle and pee in your mouth.
>>67062252
Fair point.
>>67062246
buy one of those pipe cleaning products and pour it into the sink
>Bilbao
Omiya Ardija 0.0
@1.825 LARGE
seriously can't wait for the euros
>>67062737
>euros
>Not OFC Nations Cup
Stay pleb
>>67062753
Will OFC Nations even be carried?
>>67062763
Almost certainly yes though whether it will be widely carried or just on the most bubblegum of bubblegums like Mara and fonbet is another matter entirely.
Pmsl at you guys not getting on the fix
>>67062753
UAC from mainstream lad
>>67062710
>this rball
No for me dog
Guangzhou Evergrande W
Shandong Luneng W
seems like ez $
Former employee at bet365 here. AMA
>>67062859
How do I get my fresh accounts to stay unlimited?
>>67062883
by being a mug
111
>>67062792
TEARS
Watch stream, not rball
>>67062859
cudn't ca$h owt mah acca yesterday wen dey waz all #winning, betta pay me muh winnins u thievin coonts #scam
>>67062940
Can always tk the lttl rats to trade in standers
Is arsenal-leicester double a mainstream special?
>>67062962
yes
>>67062962
>no vardy
First time there's been strong matchday market support for Leicester for many weeks. Really interesting,if you're interested in these things
>>67062883
Hard to say depending on what sort of limits on your account. Usually the traders are very good at identifying whos a sharp/arb trader. Some of the calls regarding who gets limited are pretty shit though. Got some friends who got restricted and they dont know shit, just got lucky a few times.
Id say lose some money every now and then but bomb the good ones.
>>67062940
I dont get the customer that come on to chat "My withdrawal is 5 minutes late you guys are just a bunch of scamsters ill report u to the copper m8"
If the company actually was a scam then it would have been taken apart by law enforcement long ago.
poland so so lucky
>>67062859
Wtb
>>67062992
How do you mean? The first time a lot of people have been betting on them?
Bird
Based cybu
>>67063037
Ayyyyy you just got Goff'd
I think what he means is usually the big syndicates back against Leicester which is why the bookies give what is perceived to be generous odds on them week in week out. But this week the syndicates are believing the price has gone too far as everyone overreacts to Vardy being suspended
BT wants a small on Babite -1.5
>>67062994
There are some decent twitter caps from yesterday's 365 meltdown in the last thread.
This one is my favourite
>>67063152
WHoa, wut? I'm not a /bet/ting man, but I'm intrigued. What happened?
>>67063189
Nothing that fascinating
>bet365 website breaks down during the busiest gambling period of the week as the site covers the most amount of games it covers in a weekly period and sees the most usage it sees in a weekly period simulataneously
>Mugs can't cash out their shitty accas (completely forgetting that cash out is not a right and the bookie has the right to remove it at any time)
>bet365 twitter explodes with mugs complaining about everything, even complaining when the customer services number they are given is busy when clearly everybody is calling to complain about the same thing
>>67063150
BT surreal
>>67063230
Ah ok. Did my time in a call center for tech support. People are fucking stupid enough as it is, but when they feel their cash is threatened they go full tilt. Thanks for filling me in though.
>>67063152
People dont get cash out isnt a guarantee. People try to cash out after goals have been scored and shit their pants when they cant.
>>67063270
>People try to cash out after goals have been scored and shit their pants when they cant
this desu =(
>>67062774
It's on an island that literally still has tribes. I wouldn't hold out much hope for it being inplay.
Luxton aftertiming again
>In price down to 1.37
Got no where near enough on
>>67063348
talking big sense pal
What the fuck
>>67063375
Hello friend.
>>67063375
Based
>>67063331
Luxton tipping bets impossible to get on again
>>67063375
See your face in the mirror did you?
>>67063413
weak banter
>>67063389
fuck off oil
>>67063403
hello friend
>>67063415
>fuck off oil
Isn't oil in prison?
>>67063328
I still fancy it to happen, technology is pretty sick these days, this is technically a major tournament and I can't imagine FIFA won't force them into a live stream at least which with the infrastructure needed for that you're more than halfway there.
>>67063440
I don't know. But oil has fucked up every norwegian for me so please don't talk to me and remove Retard from your trip.
/bet/ after another unsuccessful weekend of betting
https://youtu.be/eYdUZdan5i8
>>67063478
Can you not post animal cruelty on here you dickhead. Going to have to leave the thread now incase you think it's wacky to post some more.
>>67063478
>That was nearly 6 years ago
Christ, I remember when the internet was all sorts of butthurt about that
>>67063478
>>67063504
I'd rather see gore than animal cruelty. Is that weird?
>>67063504
kek is this threads meme to act like normies?
>>67063525
No. We can make choices. Aninals are innocent.
>>67063525
cats are sub-animal scum
hate to see it to a decent animal though
>>67063550
WE WUZ GODS AN SHIET
Lids for fuck sake, I'm often out and ask wtb whenever I'm on.
But I don't like asking anymore, just spoon feed me, what is the fucking bet.
>>67063583
You to never make a meaningful contribution to this thread @ 1.01
>>67063598
I contribute to the thread count, more than the 10s of lurking anons.
let's go mackers
>>67063583
BT is on Babite -1.5 so -0.75 from here
>>67063644
>So so I'll was writing post
>>67063666
So surreal
>>67063644
Muh Gusta
Why do you have in in Spanish lid? Are you a 1st generation Spaniard
>>67063711
Learning spanish m8
>>67063731
Are you really though?
>>67063739
sÃ
Pmsl Euan
>>67063772
rebacking
Looks like Euan is rattled now that BT is back tipping worldies
>he's not on unders.
simply, free money t b h.
>>67063809
>BT
wats dat fà m ?
33333333333
Should have been tipped on the TT tbqh
>>67063823
Unders on a Leicester home game. Fucking frog idiot.
>>67063844
The tt username and password are as public as your mother's fanny. You should have done it
On Hoffenheim Women -1.25 med
Euan and BT so so shrewd
E U A N
>>67063850
why don't you get on overs then ?
>>67063882
Why? Just an rball bet?
E U A N
So elite, making up for last night lid.
Bet you've shagged some of these ssllllaaggggs too, proper lad
>>67063778
Comfy
Heads gone. Getting on everything.
>>67063902
>touching mainstream lotto shite all together.
You will always be a mug unless you only bet on mainstream accuratly priced lotto shite as spare change accas to help your autisim.
ffs mackers.
Such a f r a u d when it isn't admin.
who nishigoat here @3/1?
>>67063922
whatever floats your boat man.
i see ranieri parking the bus after scoring his goal.
and i see swansae not playing for shit at this point in the season.
/easymoney/
Where do you go to find live scores not listed on bet365?
>>67063470
>being this salty about some long forgotten tripfag who happens to share my flag
I don't have a trip, friend. Tears though.
>>67063666
>SK Ogre
>OGRE
Halp.
>>67063375
Hello buddy, still trading?
>>67063823
>>67063850
>>67063922
>>67063975
REBACKED 100 on under 2.75
come at me /bet/
>>67064083
State of this bloke's head
Just seen this from last night. You better believe I'm giggling right now.
tip of the day
>>67064120
Hahahaha thats gold
>red for Kilnarock
>Inverness still one down
Score now you scot cunts.
DOWN
>>67064120
pmsl has to be made up
>>67064160
AND
H O F F E N H E I M
>>67064114
at least i have a pair of balls, and actually put my money on my own bet . and not always leeching others. like 99% of /bet/
EUAN PARK?!?!
top fucking KEK.
>>67064215
Must be fake
>>67064215
Fake obviously
>>67064215
nah not having that like
>Ladbrokes FINALLY paid out on the fix
>>67064272
>making me check
zzzzzz
Too much on the Arsenal/Leicester double.
>>67064297
Topping up
Based inverness
>tanjin teda
JUST
Fuck you Mackers.
Sunderland +1
Sunderland aren't THAT bad
Defoe anytime THE bet
>doubting the short black man with a cool head in the box
Anyone remember the last RoPS-PK-35 game? ;) A LOT of Turks made the trip from Vantaa to Rovaniemi this time
>>67064178
this
>>67064393
Wtb
BT wants a small on SJK SW
Sunderland DC so world
>>67064426
tell him to get back to his kebab customers.
:^)
e u a n
>>67063644
These were fucking awful tips.
365 Twitter is SO tame
>tfw Euan tip actually great but only on small because early goal scared me
>Sarpsborg - Molde 1-0
Scared.
>>67064215
pmsl at betting with pennies
>>67064748
It is literally fake though. Absolutely nowhere treats a pen as not counting towards goals.
>>67064783
Some places do, is this your first week of betting? Clueless.
KAS Eupen is owned by a bunch of Indonesians who don't want the club to go to the first division. For the last 3 seasons, they've always stopped destroying every other team right at the end of the season.
Geel DC @3.5
>>67064783
I assumed it was fake based on the dire looking chat system alone, surely their site isn't that bad
>>67064828
Well since Ladbrokes are saying their customer services team made an error and they have now paid out clearly they are not one of them.
Mind telling me which ones don't count pens?
>>67064876
Turns out it is legit but they've paid out because the customer service person was chatting shit
>>67064845
Mushroom?
>>67064972
If you don't know by now then you're clearly a mug or someone who only started betting last week
>>67064998
Yeah thats what I thought.
Did you get lost on your way to /b/?
>>67065022
Pmsl at you getting this riled, it's called nibs you dullard
Would someone please tell me the current odds for Mainz SW on bet365? I can't check right now.
>>67065066
>riled
No not at all, just knew you were wrong
>it was nibs
Continues to be the worst gimmick
>>67065126
zzzzzzzzzzz such a dullard
>>67065167
LOL nibs, so riled
>>67065116
13/10
>>67065198
Thanks!
>>67046767
On it
>>67065198
>fractional
So much on over 3.5 in Trygg/Lade v Raufoss 2, the line should be AT LEAST 2 goals higher
pissing myself
>>67064845
Hmmm
I REALLY NEED BONER TO GO HARD AND SCORE.
>>67064003
>tears
Time to grow up
>>67064028
More than ever.
>>67065488
What was your starting roll for trading? It seems to me you need something sizeable to actually build it up quick enough
>>67065488
Hi SP, are you using your Retards trip again because you're so DAC as Albania?
>>67065530
pmsl
>>67064120
Rubbing my eyes in disbelief
REBACK ARSENAL
>>67065488
>Time to grow up
He said, after having posted:
>But oil has fucked up every norwegian for me so please don't talk to me and remove Retard from your trip.
Have you considered therapy?
Ilves fixing, ends 2-1
Need an Arsenal goal like A I R
>>67065582
I don't get it. What's he done this time?
>>67065701
Bookies had that game way, way wrong, literally everybody was smashing the other side of the line. Forget exactly what it ended but it was either 11-1 or 12-1 to Three Kings
>>67065729
kek
That explains why Retards is miraculously back today
>>67065526
You can actually start with a very low roll. I started with about 500 euros.
>>67065530
>>67065673
I won't react to childish shit anymore. I wish you the best.
I'm on tilt. Need 1-2 low risk bets to add to accy. Help!
>>67065864
Have you found a gf and had sex yet mate?
>>67065683
Not happening
>>67065864
How much premium charge have you paid so far?
>kurt
pmsl
>>67065903
SJK @81
>>67065911
I actually have.
>>67065923
In 2015 I was largely in the lowest percentage of premium charge, until about october. I paid around 15k. In 2016 I have so far paid almost 20k.
>>67065988
Haven't won a single bet since I joined
>>67065997
>I actually have
TOP lad, tell us about it mate, how did you meet her? Is she nice? Clean pussy n all that?
>>67065988
What's he tipped now?
>dat hoffenheim
tybn
>>67065997
Get a new account through a broker
>>67066061
Not willing to risk anything since Betfair is the only way I can trade the way I do.
>>67066044
I met her at a party of a friend of mine.
>>67066111
Implying you have social skills, utter mong
>it's a Dutch thread
Watford @3.5 is a gift
>>67050484
I was watching carla sparza having juliana lima's ass up in the air in front of her face, I posted on the wrong thread though
>>67065864
>I won't react to childish shit anymore. I wish you the best.
Yet you keep handing out Yous. The projection is pretty good though.
>>67066046
Stirling Uni women DC from 0-0. 2-0 down now pmsl
>>67066111
Based mate. Are you shrewder than Caan Berry yet?
>he wasn't on Sunderland +1
pmsl tears pal
>>67066286
No I'm not. He is still the best that I encountered
>>67066349
arselels will never learn
>forever 4th
Yes or no? I'm desperate. Looking for ~2 odds.
>>67066392
>Lestah
Memetrain ends here mate.
>>67066392
>Mainstream
>Accy
I'm not having a go here cos its your money so bet what you want but if you're asking here and it is either of the above the answer is always going to be no.
>>67066184
fuck off muggle
Hello lads, tap tap BOOOM
Guys, when I try to deposit on bet365 using paypal it no longer allows me to select my bank account as the source of the money and asks for credit card instead, what's up with that?
>>67066365
What are some trading tips and tricks you have picked up on and use the most in your daily trading mate?
Who /layingLeicesterandhopingtogreenupathalftime/ here?
fuck you arsenal
I hedged it with a draw, only made $100 after all this though
>>67066111
Have you tried BetDaq? Liquidity isn't as high but you can still get £100 trading stakes on a horse.
>>67066527
The mental ones. Don't let losses faze you and don't let winnings make you arrogant. Take a loss, don't let it run. If you're good at what you're doing then you will make a lot of profit in the long run but you can fuck that all up by being mentally weak and not being able to accept losses. And that goes for one loss but it also applies to a losing day, week or even month, because those will happen.
Dilly Ding Dilly Dong
Who on the the Lestah train here?
Nadal yay or nay?
>>67066572
Not available in the Netherlands. I e-mail them from time to time, but they haven't got any plans yet for opening up here.
>>67066495
What makes you think I'm a mug friend?
>>67066184
Tears
>>67064845
Down insane.
>>67064845
/bet/ mafia Belgium division HUP
http://www.strawpoll.me/10035897
>>67066593
>betting on memes
it's over, they drop 2 points today
PayPal is being a bitch, should I make a Skrill account or what's the best alternative?
>>67066742
They've been free money all season, it's just that laying them today is probably a better bet
>>67066741
Wrong thread friendo
>>67066603
Maybe inplay if he goes down a break, since Nishikori's liable to get broken straight back. No value right now, though -1.5 looks tempting
Disclaimer: t. s_l_a_g_s
>>67066779
>Skrill
>require you to log in to your onlne banking via their website
Not today, Jews
Can already green up £8 in this Leicester match
#feelshrewd
>>67066935
I've never had to do that
>>67066935
Oh, I didn't know that. I'm really just looking for something that let's me comfortably move money from my bank account and back, without having to use my credit card or online banking (My OB is disabled right now).
>>67066947
awww, tears buddy!
>>67067063
Indeed
Holy fuck Swansea
>>67067180
If you're making money, why would your gf ban you from gambling? Just buy her some shit every now and then to remind her that you're profitable. You could also just grow some balls.
>>67067180
kek
>>67066653
>>67066742
>the bookies love you
>>67067180
You fucking pussy, why would you let her tell you what to do a with YOUR money. Grow a pair, she'll throw a fit then come back.
>>67067180
>>67067241
>Games are 30 minutes long
>>67067180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_aUMMcTEu4
>>67067180
>/bet/
>made a lot of money
how do i know this is made up
Pmsl at how easy it is to bait you lot
Why would anyone quit when there is so much to be made laying Leicester?
>>67067180
This is why I stick to prostitutes.
alright gimme 3 bets
LARGE staking Paphos - Aris over 1.5 and 2-0 correct score.
>>67067504
What bookies?
>>67067504
Surprised to see you showing your face on here after last night.
>>67067526
Wherever I can get value odds.
>>67067566
What happened last night?
EUAN SO SHREWD
RIP 8% of my bankrolli
>>67067610
>what happened last night
>>67067610
Where are YOU on? Cant see it many places.
Skrill also requires me to either deposit on the Skrill account or use my credit card. Is there no alternative that just pulls the money from my bank account using debit entries?
>>67067504
Cba, not getting on this time and I know it'll come in even though it didn't last game when I was on
>he's not on the ajjacio fix
Tears
>>67067885
the one the frenchie was talking about? that bastia will let ajaccio win?
>>67067764
>Lilo will never spit the contents of a Sprite can all over your junk before sensually licking it off and telling you about that time Albania got pwnd
>>67061902
>>67062047
I think you should avoid picking your own bets. Celtic are currently the most overrated team in the world. The lost on pens to some Championship team last week.
I looked up shrewd in the dictionary, there were no words. Just a picture of Euan.
>>67067947
:-(
>>67067972
cheers for spartans lid
>>67067972
>most overrated team in the world
LITERALLY no one rates them lid
>>67067980
Was it under the antonym part pmsl
France SWEATING
>>67067885
>he wasn't on the Got fix when the next character to die was 17-1 and they had to remove the market after 35 mins
>>67068023
>@ 1.18
I think someone does mate.
HEADS GONE
Come in Swansea, just two more goals
>>67067972
But they won.
Thanks for the advice though, I gotcha. I'm new to soccer betting. I've been betting on e-sport for 2 years, but all the great odds in soccer made me start betting on it. I'm mostly following tipsers and making a few bets on my own. Boner was the one who ended up in my ass. So I made a rage bet. Hopefully I'll still make a profit today. (I know I'm betting with "pennies". I've had a bad year)
>>67068127
>Sevilla DNB @ 1.14
pmsl
>>67068127
They drew 1-1 mate.
Stick to what you know desu. Maybe start looking at Swedish D2 and stuff. Much bigger edge there. You WILL lose money betting on what you've bet on.
>>67068127
>leicester were 1.7 to win
can't believe i missed this special
Euan why doesn't Will Wilde rate Leicester?
>>67063823
>>67064083
PIERRE SWEATING
>>67068191
Oh really? I see. Well I lost the bet either way because of boners. Well I've only been on 365 a few days and I've doubled my deposit. One loss here or there is not gonna ruin me.
>>67068361
Betting on correctly priced mainstream-shit will ruin you.
>>67068386
Yet you still do it?
>>67068361
pmsl
>>67068386
Those are just two bets. Like I said, I'm mostly following tipsers for my other ones & adding e-sport. I'm just trying to slowly climb for now.
>>67068425
pmsl yes desu
Desperate for rball babbies to offer up -0.25 for Notts County slags
Tipped this one back in March lads
VERY large on Notts County slags DC, far better team
ded
S H A K I N G
pmsl at the people taking the /bet/ tt seriously.
Even bird. Such a worm
>>67068914
era
Even more value in laying Leicester
>>67068894
>large
>2/10
>>67068914
Why wouldn't you take it seriously? Better record than you pmsl
UP BRAINS
>>67068982
>Why wouldn't you take it seriously?
Because I know who is behind it
And the record got a huge boost tipping that fix @ 4 when no one had odds up.
absolutelyrektpmsl does it AGAIN
can hear Euan's jealousy from here pmsl
DOWN BRAINS
>tfw Eintracht fan and want Frankfurt to win but medium on Mainz
>tfw Eintracht have a good chance of drawing or even winning
can't handle these mixed feelings
UP INSANE from Estonian's world bet
>>67069060
Who is behind it then you strange little man?
>benfica b get the lead in 91'
>concede in 95'
zzzzz
>>67069350
Everyone here. I know someone is going to tip a fake 10/10 soon
>>67067885
You're welcome
>>67064083
PMSL PMSL PMSL
>>67069642
Thanks senpai
>>67069617
Nothing fake at the moment pal and still a better record than you lmao, keep seething.
>>67069060
>hurr ratio boosing
evened out by wrongly settled losses
and the @4 was a legit line on SuperLenny. No worse than a Fonbet speshul.
SA vs MEM
Spurs looking to close series and get some rest for old fellas befor round 3
Will come out hot.
Spurs at 2.10 with first quarter line of 5.5
Look for Spurs to be up at least double that halfway through the quarter
>>67069852
How big you going on this lid? I've followed your tips before, good job so far
want a easy 50 put 25 down!
Spurs double first half and second into golden state in cleavlans also great bet payin tad over $2
So so so much on Getafe.
>all my picks concede in the last 5 minutes
gonna have to blacklist these fuckers
VALENCIA
accidently double staked somehow as well
Notts County aren't going to score are they?
>>67070470
Plenty of time, they're going to win
Hibernians SW looks good, lot of their first teamers are back
>>67070470
>>67070488
YES THEY ARE
22222222222222222
Euan seething
>>67070488
222222222
Can just imagine Euan being in a huff now
>>67070630
I doubt very much he cares what you think you daft cow
It would be rude not to have a tiny punt on -0.25
>>67070694
Pmsl of course he doesn't, he can't accept that there are people shrewder than him.
>>67069617
>>67069060
>>67068914
>>67070630
Why would I be in a huff? I'm on tiny myself.
>>67070765
absolutelyrektpmsl is on the top tipsters list for this week AND all time
T4tW is on neither
>>67070765
Thought you didn't take the account seriously pmsl, such a worm
>>67070700
>scored as I was staking
ffs
>>67070818
I wouldnt bet JUST based on the account. I looked a bit at the game myself.
What is hard here? I know it is an account run by people on here and eventually a fake tip will be posted but I also know that ***sometimes*** good tips are posted here and I follow them after looking at the game myself.
valencia cunts ALWAYS HATED THEM
>>67070700
LUMPING on 0.0 @1.5
Is it okay to tip it when you're rebacking?
>>67070906
>eventually a fake tip will be posted
Why would we post a fake tip?
>>67070906
Pmsl at you laughing at people taking it seriously before Notts score then mentioning you're on the tip when it's winning. So so dull.
>>67069954
Sorry if you watched. Closer then I thought but still got away with it!
>>67071028
Didn't even get on, thought it'd start at like 2am UK time kek
Comedy central NOW lids
>>67071077
Me too pmsl
>>67071003
But I got on because someone mentioned it here then when I looked, I agreed they were the better team, NOT because a random tt account tipped it.
>>67070213
>tfw on valencia
>>67071099
Absolute classic, thanks lid
>>67071099
simpsons? what episode?
Don't have a tv license lads
>>67071128
The point is the TT tips come from here so it's the same as taking it from the account, no wonder you go to an ex-poly
>>67071188
This.
Does he not understand the account?
>>67071171
The karate kid pal
>>67071188
but I looked at the game myself. Not following blindly. HOW is this hard?
>>67071077
Ah sorry guys didn't give much notice. I'll find another for one of today's games! Next one is at 3 30 Aus time so bout 7 ish uk but will find what I think is next best bet!
DOMINOS
O
M
I
N
O
S
>>67071243
AFTER seeing it on here which is the same as seeing it on the TT account that you claimed shouldn't be taken seriously. What is so hard to understand, how are you so utterly unable to ever admit you're in the wrong?
>>67070213
Hup (x
>>67071284
It shouldnt be followed because eventually someone will tip some shit.
>>67071253
>ctrl+f
>Tartu
>0 of 0
Nice of you to tip it lad
>>67071348
PLEASE explain to me why someone would post shit on that account
>>67071375
Because they can. Same as smashing up a bus shed or shitting on someone's doorstep.
>>67071375
Because the username and password were posted here and it is searchable in the archives so LITERALLY anyone can log in.
>>67071348
Agree, I saw this account tip a +1.5 in a Norwegian friendly once and the game ended 8-1
>>67071444
the whole of /bet/ wants it to do well
In stupid hospital. All I have is time and basketball playoffs so Ima do my best to get us all some dollars!
>>67071253
>he didn't get on the minus
pml
>>67071369
line was gone friend
>>67071476
What happened lid?
Euan SUCH a dullard. Why is he in such a bad mood today, he tipped winners earlier too, cant he be happy for others winning bets?
>>67071476
/bet/ mafia pay you a visit?
>>67071130
BASED PACO
>>67071521
Clumsy/ playing tag with my girlfriends kitten/ wooden floors /socks / glass table/ arm. Aka I'm an idiot. Buts it's aight as I've watched almost every game in playoffs and as my arm heals my bball knowledge grows !
>>67071463
+0.5
>>67071580
This.
He thought he was the shrewdest person in the thread, but it turns out he was holding us back and he can't stand that realisation.
>>67071633
>playing tag with my girlfriends kitten
>>67071463
OUT OF THIS WORLD BANTZ
>>67071639
Methinks he's seething over all these BT smed winners pmsl
>AbsolutelyRektPmsl is now 0.5 winners off equalling both it's and Euan's top winning streak.
Shaking tbqh
Offering odds of 1.01 that Euan starts tipping shit bets on the /bet/ account because he's a seething little jealous slug
>no bubblegum bashing here
REALLY EUAN? REALLY?
>>67071810
changing the password as we speak
>>67071810
LARGE
A
R
G
E
>>67071810
No interest in playing your little games buddy. Focusing on #profit for myself
Christ you didn't just post a 'boom' did you?
pmsl @ that edit
Top Goff
>>67071841
Why? Statistics show that you would be more profitable if you followed AbsolutelyRektPmsl instead of your own bets. What a strange little fud you are.
>>67071901
pmsl
>no bubblegum bashing here
pmsl
>>67071901
>that feel when too scared to poke fun of Euan because it will send him into a meltdown and he'll post a shit tip that I'll get on
>>67071945
I thought it was meant as a joke
I can't even begin to imagine how suicidal Euan must be right now. His whole sense of self-worth came from the fact that he thought he was the shrewdest person on here, it was the only thing he had left after realising that going to an ex-poly made him a failure in life. Now he doesn't even have that. Sad really.
>>67063823
>>67064083
You're an idiot.
>>67071959
>>67071980
I'll have to stop taking the piss as I feel sorry for him now, he can be a bit of an arse at times but is still an alright lid and a shrewdie
>>67071678
Fair call haha not that this helps my case but the kitten has been hanging with dogs since bornday and kinda acts like one. Alrighty this maybe worth a cheeky bet. Curry returns and is paying $6 for first bucket. Then Thompson has no pressure on him and is paying $2.40 to put up 25 in a win. He will be able to catch a shoot like he likes too and I don't see him having the trouble he had last game. He, like the rest of the Warriors, play million times better when curry is on the floor. Don't bet yet tho. Will make sure Curry is 100% playin. My roughy bet is golden state halftime/full time into Boston into Cavs half/full
>>67071980
I dont get what is wrong with him desu. He is profiting and his TT is doing well but just cause he isnt the absolute best he is seething.
>>67071970
This but most people here are too autistic to get jokes.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AbsolutelyRektPmsl is a betting man
He wears a betting mans hat
He lives next door to Bird
In a TipsterTube council flat
He's PMSL with his left click
He's Recking others with right
AND WHEN HE BETS AGAINST EUAN
HE WINS ALL FUCKING NIGHT
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Can add Collingwood over Essendon to any of the basketball bets * can even add Collingwood to lead quarter by quarter. Add $1.93 and collingwoods going to be hot. Haven't played their best footy but there's no way they will let a Essendon reserves team(most of the starting players have been banned for a crazy drug scandal. It's collingwoods chance to get their shit together and apart from the grand final there's no bigger stage the the Anzac Day clash.
>>67072349
PMSL /bet/'s anthem
>>67072349
That's abysmal
>still not uac enough to pay a black man on fiverr to record the PGA rap
>>67072367
Surely the drugs bans will be priced in though?
>>67072480
£3.47 is value tbqh
>>67072536
Collingwood have had a horrible start but there has been patches of brilliance. Essendon how ever have performed way above expectations and so the bookies have them at 3.25 instead of the 10 it should be. I wouldn't be surprised if Collingwood win by 50+. At $1.93 to be up at every quarter is a steal.
Juve?
Collingwood had a horrible start to season but there has been patches of brilliance. Essendon has already played above and beyond what anyone thought they would so they are paying $3 instead of the $10 they should be. Collingwood to lead at every quarter at 1.93 is a steal. There's no bigger stage other then the grand final. The Anzac Day clash! Collingwood has too much experience in regular games let alone a huge game like this. Pies will be looking for the kill early and will keep it up to get momentum for rest of the season.
>>67063823
Dac
>>67072884
extra hours at McDonalds this week buddy :(
>>67072847
on huge
>>67072847
Fiorentina and draw
>>67064083
Next time just send me the money.
>>67072950
I have $100 on them into golden state and Cleavland pay $3
>>67073030
Why?
Would love to shake the hand of whoever is laying Sweden top 5 finish tbqh
>>67073075
because all the mugs are on Juventus.
>>67073230
You realise avoiding public bets means nothing? The public smashed Lestah today and they won 4-0
>>67073110
Probably the same bloke who left 20K for others to match on Don Cossack when he was made a non-runner at Punchestown.
>>67073257
ok go smack juventus then
/easymoney/
>blew my last welfare check on lotto shite
>most bets i would've made this weekend win
JUST
>>67073230
Because Leicester u2.5 was a good bet wasn't it.
Im laying everything you do, starting with Fiorentina.
Juventus gonna be HUP
>>67073230
Please stop. You WILL lose everything, then you will be kicked out of your flat then you will just be another statistic that makes us look bad
>most bets i would've made this weekend win
#thingsallmugssay
>>67073297
thanks
>>67073328
Couldn't get on in time, still.
You greasy little vegan mcdonalds wearing idiot.
euan euan make a new thread (or I'll do it)
>>67073388
get to fuck, kraut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sphcVmM99QA
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>67073452
>>67073452
>>67073452
>>67073328
>>67073348
>>67073369
me vs /bet/+ mugs
i put my money where my mouth is.
50 on DRAW.
Tears for you
>>67073461
absolute mad man
>>67073461
why do the french hate winning?
behind the goal are they standing on steps or standing on seats??
>>67072087
Thomson has 11 and firsts quarter isn't over hopefully continued
