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FUCK
>things are going well
>most in form striker gets injured
>sakho goes full retard and takes a fat burner
now kolo toure wil be centre back against villareal and any hopes of winning the europa league are over
typical liverpool behaviour
>>67031944
DUDE
>>67031976
>kolo got banned at city for this
>kolo shared his fat burner with sakho so he will start a probable cup final and get his contract extended due to sakho's incoming ban
cheeky
What happened la
>>67032125
he took fat burners
>>67032125
https://twitter.com/Coral/status/723845447408820224
>>67032125
Suspended for doping.
>>67032125
Banned for failed drugs test
Kek
>>67031944
Fucking every time man, we get some momentum then shit like this and Origi's injury happens
So now what choices do we have ? Cahuzac, Bodmer ?
is "fat burner" code for cocaine in bongland or what
>Skrtel or Kolo for EL
NO NO NO NO
GG Villareal enjoy the final
Cmon sackhoe
Just when pool gets high
They pull us back down
Mamadou Sakho has consumed these days a fat burner. A pharmaceutical component which resulted in a positive test for a drug test. The player did not know the composition of this fat burner, which he took in a purely personal and therapeutic interest to remove his fat. Club Liverpool will communicate in the next few minutes.
Nothing and by mutual agreement with the club, the player is temporarily suspended pending the result of further investigations. The player, which is very affected by the news, intends to prove his good faith. Mamadou Sakho is considered a great professional in Liverpool. And the club hopes to help in these efforts.
JUST
>>67032211
maybe our U21's like fucking Laporte and L. Hernandez who are ten times better than the PL's ""defenders""
too good to be true
r.i.p. black man
>>67031944
Nooo
Not the based Mamad'
how can one man be so black
>>97
>>67032248
u dun goofd ya fool
Laporte is injured and Hernandez is too young
Umtiti is the answer :
>22yo
>125 games in a 1st Division, 20 CL and EL games
>has been formed as full back and can play this position just in case
don't look further. He, with the two you cited, are the future for 2018
>>67032226
Are you fucking stupid? Put 2 and 2 together.
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/218080-liverpool-fc-club-statement
Ayyy
Will this change the result of the games he played in?
lel
fucking retard
why did klopp go to this shitshow of a club?
>>67032395
how
>>67032387
>Umtiti
Shut the fuck up faggot
This low is overrated and dog shit
>>67032419
It used to be the stepping stone clubs for managers wanting a bigger job, but now it's career graveyard.
Justice for the 96mg
MAMADOU'S A GUD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN HE DINTAKE NUFFIN
>>67032387
I know that Laporte is injured. even injured he is better than koscielny or slowkho.
Friendly reminder Youre was banned for a similar offence and will probably fill in for Blakho.
>>67032453
>It used to be the stepping stone clubs for managers wanting a bigger job
Of all the criticisms that could be levelled at LFC, you choose this? One thing that is observably untrue?
>>67032468
>>67032483
Name one manager after Rafa that was a success or still managing today?
Brenny cant even get a championship job.
>>67032494
the manager of england
6 month ban incoming.
>>67032494
How does that fit in with your point though?
Literally no Liverpool managers ever have gone from managing Liverpool to managing a "bigger" job other than perhaps Dalglish first time around.
>>67032468
>>67032494
Hodgson manages the national team
>>67032125
African being African
>>67032520
Liverpool are a small club.
Blick
eat clen tren hard
>mfw no Euro 2016 for him
>>67032543
That's pretty irrelevant to the point you made though, isn't it.
why is it always irish people who are obsessed with liverpool
Ah, so Sakho dopes. That explains his physical superiority towards the strikers he regularly faces, who are clearly not doping
>>67032554
go on home Irish posters, go on home. Have you got no fucking clubs of your own?
>>2016
>>67032554
I would think its only natural for an entire country with a victim complex to gravitate to a team like Liverpool
>>67032572
>takes a fat burner
>this somehow makes him a better defender
alright mate,
>>67032543
and you're a potato nigger, what's your point?
>>67032621
I also agree that Sakho is so shit that regardless of what banned substance he takes, he is still shit.
fucking wow why is it at this time of the season he decides to JUST when they have a chance of getting in the EL final and not when everyone was doing shit at the start. liverpool are truly cursed.
>>67031944
it's supposed to be a fat burner he's taking, if you are retarded enough to not be able to figure out with a simple google search and talking to your clubs nutritionists how to eat properly, failing that hiring a fucking personal chef, with your over 50K a week wages you deserve to be banned desu
So he got tricked by someone who enjoys his absence?
I have no idea who is behind this.
>>67032654
mate, he hasn't taken it because he's unsure of what food he should be fucking eating.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SAKHO (THE DRUG CHEAT) SCORED A CRUCIAL GOAL AGAINST DORTMUND
LIVERPOOL ARE FIELDING ILLEGAL DRUG CHEATS TO WIN GAMES
Are you shitting me? Liverpool are now banned from europa league. Dortmund progesses
>>67032703
ahahaha, I wondered how long before an ABL would say this
You're literally retarded
>>67031944
What a fucking idiot.
>>67032703
And the doping violation relates to Europa League match at Manchester United.
>>67032468
>2 - 0 and the stadium is still silent
>>67032211
Kos and Varane is good enough.
>>67032621
>some doctor says he doped lots of athletes in the Premier league
>everyone denies it
>player fails drug test few weeks later
Yes, I'm sure he didn't do anything wrong and that he's the only person that took doping. Carry on lad, I believed the first cyclist to test positive for doping in the 90s for was also the only one. Now I'm not so naive.
>>67031944
HE DINDU NUFFIN'
HE A GUD BOY
>kolo will get more game time now
TYBG
>>67032727
although koscielny tends to go full spaghetti with the french NT for some reason
at least our roid monster got us past dortmund
now we can cheekily replace him
>>67032417
Yes. Liverpool will forfeit all points from games Sakho played in, putting them in the relegation zone thus saving Sunderland.
>>67032752
He's been pretty shit for Arsenal this season desu
>>67032741
I it's an ABL conspiracy and Chelsea fans, the Sun, Maggie and the Yorkshire police are behind it.
>>67032714
It's true though. He's using illegal substances to make himself a better defender.
Liverpool have benefited greatly from the services of a drug cheat. There will be a little asterisk against their EL if they win it.
>>67032763
best outcome desu
>He'll not be at the Euro
THANK YOU JESUS, THE MEME IS OVER
>>67032583
underrated post
So Dortmund replaces Liverpool in the EL semi?
>>67032773
>to make himself a better defender.
A fat burner gets rid of fat
If it made him better maybe we wouldn't have conceded 3 against Dortmund
Use your a head a bit lad
>>67032678
no but it's a cheap and lazy way out of eating properly for him, no defence imo
>>67032174
not doping
>>67032773
Asterisked victories are my favourite ones.
Nothing I would rather have than another European trophy won on the back of a lovely bit of cheating.
Describing it as the most stupid decision of his career, Liverpool defender Mamadou Sakho has vowed to never eat Kolo Toure’s house again after news emerged that the Frenchman had been suspended after failing a drug test.
“I fucking knew there was something weird about that sauce, how could I be so stupid?” exclaimed the 26-year-old, adding that he should have been suspicious when Toure laughed when saying there was no fat in the meal.
“He said it was just some secret seasoning. How the hell was I supposed to know he was drugging it? Bastard.”
At press time Toure refused to respond to the allegations but insisted he’d be ready to deputise for his teammate if needed.
>>67032799
Yeah, he's dumb for doing it and he should be banned for a bit
The point is people are saying that Liverpool are winning games because Sakho took fat burners
>>67032773
united should have every title removed they had while ferdinand was at the club, chelsea should be relegated because mutu was banned while he was there etc
ephedrine, not even once
>>67032792
>thinking that being in better physical condition doesn't make you a better player
You're retarded mate.
He improved his performances by taking illegal substances. That's why they're illegal.
Not surprised you'd play the victim though. After all, it's never your fault.
>>67032817
yeah but people are retarded, it would be the same as removing every title manure got while ferdinand was at the club, and every title arsenal and city got while kolo toure was there
>>67032819
>moving the topic onto other clubs
>b-but we're the victims
lucas will play as cb
very funny to hear how uninformed football fans still are about doping
weight loss = performance enhancing. there is not even a debate.
How long he's gonna be absent from the pitch?
If they understand he took the fat burner not knowing the prohibited component, that could be like three months or so?
>>67032825
>player takes performance dehanding drug (probably snuck into his food by bitters)
>gets banned for 6 months
mate it literally made him worse this isnt fair
>>67032833
But then who will play in midfield? Henderson and Can both already ded
>>67032831
>pointing out how extending your logic to other cases makes you look retarded
>YOU HAVE A VICTIM COMPLEX
>LOOK MOM IM TROLLING
>>67032837
6 months minimum
>>67032819
Ferdinand never failed a drugs test or ever tested positive for any illegal substances.
Unlike Sakho, the drug cheat. By extension it makes Liverpool cheaters.
>>67032825
>Not surprised you'd play the victim though.
w-we would have beat you in the round of 16. I s-swear on me mum.
>>67032853
ferdy never failed because he refused to take the test deliberately, you fucking mong
>>67032721
Implying he only cheated once and not up to yesterday when UEFA started the investigation.
>>67032817
They did though. Sakho has been one of Liverpool's best players recently.
Look at any Liverpool forum before this story broke and you'd see that Sakho's performances are considered a very big part of the reason for Liverpool's good form and recent wins.
>>67032853
Yet he strangely decided to not get tested, hmm I wonder why
>he never turned up to court so he's not guilty of murder
>>67032790
Nah, that only happens after 3 players test positive.
>>67032773
Having better looking pecs don't make you a better player.
>>67032890
One can only hope.
if it don't make you more muscly it's not a PED
>>67032870
He took a test the next day and tested just fine.
Unlike Sakho THE DRUG CHEAT.
>>67032915
This
>>67032843
Lad, it's Newcastle.
Allen, Stewart, Brannigan, Chirivella, literally whatever.
Besides, if they win, good for Rafa.
>>67032891
it does, lower body fat gives you better stamina, more speed and agility making him objectively better at his job. however, it's not elevating him to a level above what he usually would be if he wasn't a mong and ate properly so it's a really grey area he's just being lazy basically, the fat bastard
>>67032551
africa isnt in europe
>>67032939
Fuck Rafa, he doesn't work for Liverpool any more.
I was thinking more for midweek anyway; I'm already feeling nauseous about it.
>>67032384
>Liverpool starting XI: Mignolet, Randall, Toure, Lovren, Moreno, Stewart, Allen, Milner, Lallana, Firmino, Sturridge.
Why are we playing such a comically strong team? Why not rest everyone?
Paddy Kenny was banned for 9 months for using Ephedrine.
RIP Sahko.
>>67032975
6 days until next game, need em all sharp
and lel who doesnt want to relegate newcastle
>>67032975
because Klopp thinks it's better to bet on a cheeky 5th place than taking your chances against Sevillawinslol
>Origi out
>Hendo out
>Can out
>Sakho banned
>Michael Owen appointed as club's international ambassador
wew lad
>>67033044
>>Michael Owen appointed as club's international ambassador
Kek, which retarded apprentice in LFC's marketing department came up with this?
so what are dortmund's chances to get back into europa league?
Are fat burners real or it's just fake powders for housewives?
well that explains a lot
>>67033106
I'm gonna take a punt on zero.
>>67033119
do some exercise, fatso
>>67033119
ECA STACK IS REAL
>>67033119
DNP
No Mama why ;__;
>>67033044
>Michael Owen appointed as club's international ambassador
You must be trolling. Please tell me I've been had.
>>67032244
He probably took preworkout. Nobody knows what is in it.
>>67033179
>The United Kingdom's Food Standards Agency identifies DNP as "an industrial chemical known to have serious short-term and long-term effects, which can be extremely dangerous to human health." and advises "consumers not to take any product containing DNP at any level. This chemical is not suitable for human consumption
>>67031944
WE
WUZ
DOPINGS
>>67032785
you'll just take mongala instead
>>67032847
>i can't defend my own case so i have to use other cases to do it for me
>>67032125
He a good boy
>>67033240
Jesus no
>>67032554
>why is it always irish people who are obsessed with liverpool
closest club
you can take the fairy over to go to games
>>67033276
at least you have a few better so you're not djourou senderos level yet
>>67033269
What are you even trying to get at?
>>67033300
checked
>>67032191
>>67032174
He's not suspended. He's still eligible to play up to the match against Villareal. The club are choosing not to play him.
>>67032543
Name three Liverpool managers that have "upgraded" from their jobs at Liveprool.
so thats what they were celebrating after sakhos goal. He was thanking kolo for the roids that got him the goal. Toure has just masterminded himself a regular spot on the team
>>67033410
He will be suspended though.
>>67033461
Could be, but isn't. Tenses are important in English.
Wow. What a finish by Sturridge.
And DOWN YOU GO NEWCASTLE.
>>96
>>67032949
That may be true but half of Africa is in Europe.
And by Europe I mean Western Europe. And by Western Europe I mean the United Cuckistan and the Algerian Republic of France.
g2go vodka time
Reminder that Ferdinand got banned for 8 months, and he didn't even fail a test. SAKHO IS FUCKED.
>>67033503
Will be.
UEFA don't submit a player to investigation without any kind of evidence.
>>67033615
He can appeal for them to test his B sample too before Tuesday and if that's negative, it can save him. So it's still a "could".
>Liverpool fans will ACTUALLY argue that taking fat burners doesn't make you a better Liverpool player
1. Being thinner gives you more confidence so Sakho would play better due to this
2. Less banterous nicknames from teammates destroying relationships (Mamadou Snacko, Mamadoughball etc)
3. Less banter from the fans distracting him
4. Smaller shirts so less time to get changed when coming as a sub
5. Doesn't have to swap shirts with Rooney due to shirt sizes matching
6. Less for opposition players to pull at on corners
7. Can jump higher on corners
8. Not distracted by the smell of scousers in the stands cooking up some fresh delusion
9. When injured he can go to the games and sit among the fans and has 96% less chance of getting crushed
10. If he goes to a game injured and Liverpool fans push a wall on him he can run away faster before it lands on him
Deluded fucks
>>67033537
You are a cuck fucking russian
really angry about this
it was so obvious he was on something against dortmund
>>67034486
being fatter makes a better defender tho, so he cheated to fail at the one job he had
>>67034624
negersaft
Leicester's whole first team is doping and Sakho gets done for taking a fat burner.
The ABL is palpable.
I know it's UEFA vs the FA but still.
>>67034624
Yeah, when I saw the match with my friends, I said: I'll be damned if that Sako guy isn't on fat burners.
>>67035330
>massive BARBADOS of arselel fans
So, is everyone doping now?
Fuck this racist system, they only penalise black players
Mamadou is a good boy and he did nothing wrong
>>67032659
You should investigate it Japan.
>falling for the fat burner damage control
lmao
>>67034486
>ABLism isn't a mental illness
>>67031944
NEGRO FEO DE MIERDA
>>67036848
That guy never mentioned Arsenal, what the fuck you on about?
>>67031944
FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>67032387
>Umtiti
Go home jean michel
>>67032539
you just proved his point
It happened during United vs Liverpool in the Europa league, will Liverpool be thrown out and replaced by United or will Villarreal get a bye to the final?
>>67032248
Laporte is dead and is incredibly overrated anyway.
>>67032475
Have you ever watched him play against a top team?
He's incredibly mediocre
>>67031944
>shit player
>suddenly good
I wonder why?
>>67032520
except Rafa and Real Madrid.
>>67035330
how do you know Leicester are doping?
>>67036834
are you being sarcastic I can't tell
Why do black players have the most ugliest hairstyles in football?
>>67041808
>Sweden
I dunno mate you tell me doesn't your hair look like theirs?
>>67032339
He's from Argentina
Good. That's Allah's answer to him refusing to take position on the Benzema/Valbuena case. Ssssssssssssnake.
>pic related, it's my face when no glorious arabs like Ben Arfa Benzema Fekir or Ribery for France at euro
>>67031944
NOW I know how liverpool did beat dortmund...
>>67036900
Most of Barca and Madrid are.
>>67046888
holy shit trips confirm
>>67032248
Laporte is overrated
Lucas is good, but still too young, would be worth giving a chance
>>67032085
Wow when you put it like that.. That's fucking vicious
>>67033410
What a load of shit. You know Liverpool begged and groveled to allow them to say they "Choosing not to play him" so it would make some of the fans allow to believe that their club was strong in their stance against "Doping"
>>67040161
almost 11 constant players starting every match and lasting atleast 70 minutes before a substitution
2 players having International call ups, not used to the travelling, playing an international.
And they're still on top?
They could be the most amazing athletes ever.. 1 or 2 most likely, but the whole team?
