Dallas leads the series 3-1
good, no one cares
>mild
>>67021547
>stors
Thoughts on my gf?
>inb4 300 """""STATE OF HOCKEY"""""" replies
>>67021619
>Chokeboys fan
She can die in a fire.
>>67021619
>cowboys
2/10 would not bang.
>>67021619
That looks my sister
>>67021619
>cowboys fan
dropped
trips and the wild come back and win the series
>>67021619
shit mang saw her takin dat bbc jus the other night lmfao
>>67021619
How thick is her penis
>>67021619
I'm going to cuck you.
Thoughts on my gf?
Hawks would shit over both these meme teams next round
rate my gf b
>>67021769
MODSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>67021744
>botoxed lips
Confirmed semen-slurping slut.
What does /sp/ think of my gf?
>>67021769
shiieeeeettttttt
WTF
T
F
>>67021769
DUDE
>>67021859
8/10 would bang.
>>67021859
>>67021996
What did she mean by this?
>>67021669
>you
>Mild
>>67021996
Degenerate behavior
>>67021996
U R quite the shitposter m8
>>67021996
>Australia literally shitposting
>>67021996
Sauce?
Hello, I'm here.
>>67022281
Hi Here, I'm dad
hey guys im at the game in the white suit behind the wild goalie. have a sign that says bang
Mild gonna win it for Prance
>>67022304
I'm writer.
DALLAS SUCKS XD
Please let this happen. I'm still depressed that he's gone, I can't handle the Wild getting eliminated right now.
JUST
>>67022333
I seriously hope you die tonight or by the latest tomorrow afternoon.
Well that was a dumb turnover. I wouldn't mind blasting Goligoski off into the sun.
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
SCARRRR
>>67022329
>white suit
I bet you have a fake gold watch too you tacky faggot
Nice >defence you have there
>>67022444
>FINNISH FINISHING
>>67022444
FINLAND YES!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
>>67022444
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
Wew lads
JUST CHOKE MY SHIT UP
GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY RIGHT THERE
>STEERS
is 2-0 the most dangerous lead or just a meme?
>His name is Antti
>Doesn't even spell it "Auntie" like a normal person
>>67022516
It is but the games over, no way the Stars come back from this. I'm going to switch to Supergirl that I have DVRed
You got something to say Stars fans?
>>67022329
Sure thing m8
>>67022650
>going down 0-2 to the Mild
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA STARS GUNNA GET REVERSE SWEPT
>niemshit
based on Rinne and Dallas's tandem, can't trust these Finnish goalies
>>67022533
>pronouncing aunt ant
The u is for a reason dumbfuck
Check the filename.
>dropping the gloves in an instant against a 5'10" Filipino
Hope that fucker gets his neck broken tbqh
>Playing Kane's theme with no Kane on the team
Fuck off Dallas
who /texas/ here?
stars 5 game sweep
>Kane's entrance theme
>Flames aren't even playing
What are you doing DJ?
>Sharp
>playoffs
lol this meme
>yfw wild win in 7
>yfw hawks win in 7
How mad would you be stars """"""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""
how does he miss that????
>inb4 the mild choke
>stors
>>67022852
>implying it wouldn't have been stopped by DUUUUUUUUUUB
>>67022972
fuck off nigger
If the Stars can't even put away the Wild, how do they expect to beat the Hawks let alone the Blues?
>>67023073
I suspect they'll cross that bridge when they come to it.
>>67023073
they will probably only have to beat one of those teams
>>67023073
they don't but winning a series would be huge since this is a young team
>>67023090
>when
512 here faggots, just smoked a joint with a ho lady friend. I'm high as FUCK. Who else?
>>67023090
Considering how much of Texas is underwater I don't think the Dallas Stars can afford to wait to cross bridges
>>67023131
They aren't that young
>>67023164
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67023291
Hawks never should have let him walk.
Miss you worst johnny
>>67023164
post pics of your lady friends benis
ODUYA SCORES!
1-0 STARS!
>>67023380
Well shit.
It was 2-1 MIN.
Lemme get my smelling salts...
>>67023380
>>67023380
>Texassfag in charge of counting
>>67023464
We're 12th overall in education, that's pretty good being from the south
End 1st.
2-1 MIN.
Suddenly "Mild" """""""fans""""""""""""" disappear.
Dall-ass stors
>>67023539
Do they even broadcast hockey down there?
>>67023539
I'm not a mild fan but I am rooting against the stars. not much to say the other game is more exciting
>>67023539
Nah, still here.
>>67023598
Only on SKY, and several premium cable tv packages.
>>67023598
Mexico? Yeah, on SKY we get one game a day during all season, Why wouldn't we?
>>67023638
hold up are you telling me a mexican anouncer broadcasts hockey?
>>67023670
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
>>67023670
I'd watch the hell out of that.
>>67023638
>>67023647
Originally I was going to be cheeky about it but I was legitimately interested doesn't seem like something your culture would care about.
>>67023670
GOOOOOLLLLAAASSSSOOOOOOO
>>67023670
Since i dont have SKY, i get english broadcasters thanks to ABC and CBS.
>>67023670
Nah original broadcasting team mostly NBSSN or Comcast sports broadcast.
>>67023710
Is not that common among plebs desu, but it is growing and since is on SKY and they have a pre-paid package that a lot of people have it will me interesting in the next years to see if interest grows.
>>67023773
Mexican expansion team when
>>67023291
CMon guise
Win won for the milk bagger eh
>>67023826
Like 5 years after the NFL and MLB ones
>>67023872
I want Minnesota to win so the >Dallas defense meme can continue.
I want the Blues to lose so the >Blues can't beat 1st round meme can continue.
I want the Wild to win so they can get knocked out in the second round by the Hawks again.
After that, who cares.
>>67023872
Minnesota Maysle be named the Saskatchewan wild
>>67023826
I'm sure it's under phase two after this plan is finished.
>>67023950
>>67024025
Cmon sota
>>67023773
>>67023740
that sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKilk8r4Wg4
>tfw you accidentally have sex with your sister
>>67024078
awkward
>>67024078
post pic of her
>>67024032
>washington capitals move to richmond
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
>>67024078
accidents happen m8 dont worry about it
>>67024032
>new mexico
fuck that team would fold quicker than an authentic mexican taco
>>67024144
>caps move to richmond
>south rises again
>Patrick Kane becomes the new General Sherman as he rapes and pillages on his march to Atlanta.
>>67024178
>niggers killed by the millions
A man can dream
>play Lehtonen
>shut out Mild
>play Niemi
>give up 5 goals a game
why
>>67024062
10/10. Would watch an entire season of this.
is 6 inches considered big?
just measured in at 6.25"
>>67024062
Like I said in another thread during some game, since NBC has the rights to both Olympics and since pic related work for Telemundo it would be breddy gud if they would use him on the SAP
>>67024223
lindy has a hard on for niemi i don't get it either
>>67024260
>lindy has a hard on for ex-hawks
FTFY
>>67024223
>>67024260
Ruff has this 1a/1b thing going on with Kari/Niemi. Kari by himself would wear down by the time the playoffs came around, so Niemi was acquired to help keep Kari rested. Sometimes he's on, sometimes he's not. Kari's mostly on. Still, you never quite know what you'll get on any given night.
It's part of the roller-coaster of Stars fandom.
>>67024325
That's because they're proven winnersâ„¢
>>67024417
So the head coach of the Dallas Stars is a Chicago Blackhawks bandwagoner? Hysterical
>>67024232
above average. big to me tho considering im 2.2 inches erect and when soft its pretty much inside me cause im a little chubby. because if this i have to pee sitting down and even then i often will get an erection so i at least have something to grip so pee doesnt get everywhere
>>67024454
there's someone out there for everyone anon
>>67024570
If that's your someone I'm sorry for your loss
>>67024570
>tfw you'll never get molested by her
>>67024570
Here weo go
Sota goin for the upset
>>67024570
>cosplay as Ness
>make no effort to hide long black hair
>>67024698
If she really cared, she would have never gotten shitty tattoos.
>>67024733
she has pretty nice tats
>Gf gone for a day at her best friends house
>FINALLY MENS NIGHT after a long time
>get wasted
>having a great talk with a FtM
>holding your m8 back and preventing an all out bar brawl
>watch other people BTFO eachother while you just eat your take-away noodles
>seeing the Stars/Mild Score: FUCK
>Go Stars go
>too wasted to watch game
I just had one of my best nights in my life m8 but unfortunately I won't be able to watch the whole game
GO STARS GO don't get outmemed on that one
>>67025185
bitch nigga
End 2nd.
2-1 MIN.
>>67025221
why so mad m8?
>>67025185
wait what happened? did you beat up a tranny?
>>67025291
no m8
it was a girl on her way to become a man
i had a great talk with him
>>67025346
does that mean you beat them up? what could a great talk be
>>67025346
hope your dick did the talking
>>67025378
why should i beat up someone? just because he wants to transform himself?
jesus, get yourself together americaitlyn
>pic related, it's you
>>67025391
Binland at it again.
Not into trannies m8
>>67025378
when you're shitfaced you get enthused about the simplest things, like a conversation with another human being
feels good m8
>>67025467
I don't care how drunk I am I'm not going to pretend mrs vagina lady is a boy
>>67025467
Specially if you are lonely person.
On a side note, what apps do you guys have on your phones? Sport related of course
>>67025467
>>67025500
he looked like in that between zone where you can't tell boy or girl
so i just straight up asked: well, what's your name?
told me his male name, well male name it is
easy as that
>>67025551
are you the one that met pulju
>>67025568
Yes
>>67025551
>between the zone where you can't tell
>has a vagina
you should have smashed m8
>>67025613
1. as I said i couldn't excactly tell what he was
2. got GF, so I don't want to fuck that up
Faksa didn't miss by much; hit the pipe.
PING!
>>67025657
should've beat it up
Are we really talking about the transgendered when there's hockey on?
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH
JAMIE BENN SCORES HIS SECOND GOAL!
2-2 GAME!>>67025689
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohasogjfsdiujvgknfdnv j vjmfc vcx
>MILD
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Benn is just unfair. Should be banned
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllll
JAIME FUCKING BENN
>>67025689
Forget those faggots, let's go with the hokkei.
>>67025686
faggot
>>67025689
well we can talk about hockey aswell but i thought i bring something up about my life when there is intermission
and yet I got proven: trannies literally get all of 4chans attention
go mild
FUCKING ANSWERED
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Well that didn't last long.
>sturrs
>sturrs
what the flying fuck dude this fucking defense
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
EL NINO
Wings fan, is Dallas the biggest meme in the league?
>>67025700
>>67025706
>>67025707
>>67025715
>>67025720
IM SORRY, DID YOU FUCKING SAY SOMETHING YOU SORRY ASS DALLAS FAGGOTS?
>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass>dullass
>>67025763
>Finnish goaltending
>>67025768
>Minnesucka
>ITT: we trigger the Minnesotan
I'll start: the Hershel Walker trade.
fuck the stars are so bad against the counter
ducks and caps would rape them
>>67025913
Waan jeclahay Soomaaliya .
>>67025913
>Dallass's only cup needed a rule change in the offseason to be considered "valid"
>>67025767
>Best record in conference
>meme team
>>67021351
go stars
>>67021370
eat shit
>>67025768
>>67025768
>>67025768
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FAGGOT
SPEZZA SCORES!
3-3 GAME!
>>67026001
>Avalanche did the exact same thing two years ago
>Were beat in 7 in the first round by the Mild
GOALLLLLLLL BASED SPEZZA
>>67025968
>shitposting about the number of Cups
>being from Minnesota
wot?
>>67025913
Even shitholes like Philly and Atlanta have won championships more recently than Minnesota
>>67025768
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67026056
>Kings are far superior
>muh defense
We all see how that's going....
[spoiler]Seguin isn't even playing yet[/spoiler]
LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET SHIT ON MINNESOTA HOLY FUCK
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SPEZZA
P
E
Z
Z
A
Thank you for him based SNES.
HOLY FUCK GOLIGOSKI SCORED?!
4-3 STARS!!!
>>67025791
>>67025768
How bout that?
>>67025768
Scaaaaaaaaaaar!
4-3 Dallas
>Canadian goaltending
hahahaha
>Mild
>State of hackey
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>state
>of
>hockey
>MILD
>MILD
>MILD
>MILD
What a troll period by the Stars.
smdh minnesota should have known better not to take the most dangerous lead, now they're paying the price
Oh look more puck luck, that's 4 games in a row
The
State
Of
Cuckold
>>67026201
only true stars fans know this is just business as usual, not trolling at all
>>67026223
Indeed
>>67026159
>2016
>not having two Finnish goaltenders
Other teams actually do this?
Posting this anyway because it's a good idea no matter the score.
>>67026212
Not surprised by this uninformed reaction tbqh. People from Minnesota aren't as knowledgeable about hockey as Texans are.
>playoff game
>only 220 posts
??
>>67026323
>Minnesota
>fans
>>67026311
i don't know about that m8 but we know our shit
>>67026212
lmao cry bitch
>>67026311
Dubs confirms strong bantz!
>>67026323
>implying /hoc/ isn't bathing in kongs tears
>tfw Stevie Ray Vaughn is trolling Prince in heaven while they watch this game
>>67026212
You realize good teams create puck luck right
>>67026416
this
>>67026416
Yes but pucks over the top of the net that trickle in is pretty meme. 3rd goal was all on Dub
We were raised
With the stick
And a pair of blades
On the ice we cut our teeth
We took our knocks
In the penalty box
Our mother was the referee
This sport was here
Before we came
It will be here when we're gone
The game's in our blood
And our blood's in the game
Lay us down under
A frozen pond
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey
A big blue line runs around our state
A line that can't be crossed
The day they try to take this game
Is the day the gloves come off
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey.
>>67026404
While Dimebag laughs is ass off
>>67026486
>tfw Pantera accidentally dented the Stanley Cup partying with the '99 team
>>67026538
fuck that's based
>Shorks shorking
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WITH FINN YOU WINN
fucking god dammit
MAKE TONIGHT THE NIGHT OF OVERTIME
WE /THROWS/ HERE
So what is it like having an assistant captain being a good ol Minnesota boy? Why don't you have Texan leadership?
two thousand zero zero party over oops overtime
>>67026538
>>67026564
They claim Carbonneau threw it out the window and it didn't quite make the pool
>>67026752
>literally
>no
>cups
>state
>of
>hockey
>>67026780
>game over
>going to OT
>246 replies
Holy fuck that tip in was so close
>>67026752
>grow our own talent
Why? Dallas has more money than your entire state.
should've been icing
>>67026815
No one cares about Dallas or Minnesota besides our sorry asses are you not used to it yet?
>kongs just tied the game
THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT
End 3rd.
4-4 game.
OT is next.
>>67022329
I just saw you
>>67026798
Wow never heard those bantz before!
We /ot/ now
>>67026882
those words will never stop being true how does this make you feel?
>>67026834
Like that means shit in the salary cap era
>>67026882
Are you drunk /ck/ Texan? Love those threads
>another OT game
will this one also go to double OT