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Canseco has posted that crazier shit than that. Those tweets are a 2/10 on the Canseco crazy scale
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>>67017767
Took him 30 minutes to write that
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>>67017669

mr glass jaw isnt putting anyone to sleep
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>>67017930
its a modern day cap'n crunch christmas
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In Canseco literally braindead, or just an attention whore?
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>>67017973
I think he's just insane
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>>67017973
Both
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>>67017973
Both actually
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When Rafa went full autismo
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>>67017823
>hey pussy @shaq
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>>67018133
google translate
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>>67017898
who the fuck is he what have I just been reading in this thread
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>>67018213
Retired baseball player. Used to be pretty goat but used roids. He's also clearly mentally unstable
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>>67018213
Roid freak former baseball player

One time he accidentally shot one of his fingers off
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not crazy, but crazy banter
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>>67018236
>that year his old asd went to the yankees just to sit on the bench and get one more ring
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>>67018261
i think the term 'absolute madman' is overused on spee but this guy clearly is. i imagine he would be homeless if not for baseball?
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>>67018276
He was homeless for a while when his mansion was repossessed
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>>67018276
He has a degree in chemistry and did novel research on steroid use with primates

I think he did this while still in high school lol, he's weird
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>>67018243
kek, Huth is the best athlete on twitter

Remember that time he got in shit for playing a "guess if the girl is a trap or not" game?
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am
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>>67018297
When did he do research on Barry Bonds?
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>>67018369

unbelievable scenes

michael owen must be shitting it that he'll lose his job to this banter merchant when he retires
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>>67018352
it's nice to see a foreign player, >inb4 england's brave robbie huth, adapt and get on with people and join in the bants. so many footballers are up their own arse because of how the system doesn't expose them to real life after the age of 16
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>>67018416
am I going mental

I was about to post this, with this exact filename...maybe I did post this? I'm replying to see if I get a (You)

if not woah
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>>67018276
"absolute madman" was never intended to be used for actual madmen. It's rooted in irony.
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>>67018428
Made sure to post it before anyone else got in.

Might post Rooney's "Shapoopi" next
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>>67018388
Underrated post
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>>67018416
such a top lad
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>>67018454
My fave
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>>67018213
He's the silver surfer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3hNyAByEH8
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>>67018194
Nah, Nadal is really that autistic.
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>>67018477
top kek
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Mate mate mate mate mate.
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>>67018236
He was in that Simpsons baseball episode

Kek
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>>67017789
Rhyming is hard.
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>>67018697
He was legit good for a while. I think he was the first 40/40 guy.
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>>67018734
>Canseco
>legit anything
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>>67018493
>i wanna run to you
kek
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>>67018779
He was legit right about the roids. That sport blew up because of him. Why can't your hockey teams legit make the playoffs?
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>>67018836
This damn earworm hits me every time I read it.
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>>67018854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCBASt507WA
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>>67018838
>watching furpuck

Steroids ruined baseball. History now means nothing. One home run race wasn't worth the damage and illegitimacy started by Canseco.
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>>67018412
this. this is the best ever.
>#Holocaust
>#HOLOCAUST
fucking incredible. i remember when i saw this on my facebook feed i literally couldnt believe it. i still dont understand what the intention of the original post is. is he redpilled? is he edgy? is he just a retarded nigger? we may never know
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What about instagram!
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>>67018978
Arenas has become /sp/'s fav NBA player completely for shit he's done after he retired, kek.

#beanpie
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>>67018838
dude sports that rely on athleticism rather than technique will literally always have a problem with drugs, it's just how it is not down to one man. like the 100m sprint, bolt is so much further ahead than anyone genetically you have to take drugs to try and beat him and hope he's not doing the same. all the american sports are based on athleticism more than technique, so there was always going to be people willing to inject shit into themselves to get an edge
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>>67018963
>is he edgy? is he just a retarded nigger?
I'm going to guess a mixture of these two.
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>>67019040
You're not telling me anything new. I'm just saying back then Jose broke it open because we "pretended" it wasn't going on. Personally I miss it. Saw Cubs and Cards in '98 and McGwire and Sosa both hit dingers. I really doint mind roids in baseball because it's not a contact sport other than the odd close play with a slide.
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>>67018697
Apparently he forced the writers to make him do something heroic and not make fun of him, so that's why he's the one who spends the entire day saving things from a burning building aka the only fucking gag that wasn't funny at all

Basically the other baseball stars could handle the bantz but he couldn't
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>>67018978
HIBACHI
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>>67018963
hes a retard

>lol oh shit holocaust check it out pham
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>>67018412

What a holocaust of a tweet.
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>>67019263
This. No different than when Bieber went to the Ann Frank house.
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>>67017683
John Rocker Twitter >>>>> Jose Canseco Twitter
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>>67019320
Show us
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>>67019320
Prove it
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>>67018388

hue hue
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>>67019320
@johnrockerebook

he used to actually banter with other Twitter users, but he just might have a batshit crazy Twitter persona now
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>>67018329
He was literally banned from games because of that which is... interesting.
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>>67019493
Really? That's fucking silly.
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>>67019478
OK he may be completely ... wait for it ... off his rocker
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>>67019512
Lame. That's what some 14 year old trying to be edgy would say.
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>>67019493
>>67019503
>Britbongistan
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>>67019527
I swear he used to be way better... it looks like he got hacked by a 14 year old with fetishes for shit, piss, and Burger King. lame
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>>67018133

borderline if I'm not mistaken
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For lack of a better word Ronney's tweets are adorable. He's like an infant playing with blocks.
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Strong lack of Will Hill twitter in here
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>>67019643
*rooney
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>>67018477
BTFO
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>>67019643
>Rooney
>blocks

I'll assume you meant legos
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>>67019709
I don't get it
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>>67019745
Kek, nice catch
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>>67019660

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/1/19/1943956/the-happy-football-life-of-will-hill
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>>67019762
It's supposed to be cringeworthy because we're all Trumpshills here.
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>>67019762
one of the worst goalies in the league gets into twitter fights instead of learning how to get gud
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>>67019808
Is this a screencap for ants?
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>>67019808
ah. no wonder he's on waivers
>from the canadiens
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@sp_txt
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>>67020464
kek
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>>67020424
Okay thats fucking fantastic.
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>>67023080
there was a similar one with Richard Sherman and his wife a year or two ago, don't have the pic
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>>67020424
10/10
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>>67020424
>not nailing 3's
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>>67019040
Are you saying Baseball relies on athleticism over technique? wtf
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>>67018477
kek
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>>67018329
I can't believe this fuck is German. Bant game is off the charts.
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watched some family guys. Peter griffin is hilarious. Haha. Shapoppi
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Hi
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>>67026611
what
baseball is one of the least "athletically" demanding sports. it's the sport that's mocked for having some fat fuckers. It's almost all skill and technique. But of course if you have the skill, adding power as well can be a huge boost.
Anyway, it's a sport so it's still about physical ability and steroids will give you an edge, just like any other sport.
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>>67027120
for >>67019040
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>>67018236
his was the most obvious steroids case
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>>67019512
He tweets like a 12 year old
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>>67027763
Based PFT Commenter
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>>67017823
>when I beat you it will make you the laughing stock of the world

Well that was rather self-deprecating.
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>>67017930
I have that vacuum. It really is handy and reliable. #sponsored
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>>67018416
Rooney seems dumb as fuck, but a 10/10 bro
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Is Josie Canseco the GOAT athlete's daughter?
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>>67028734
Wayne Gretzky's daughter is a pretty elite slut.
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I thought us cunts here on 4chan were fucked up mentally.
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>>67026971
that was one of the better FG episodes
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>>67017880
what the fuck
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Ray Allen's mistweets are some of my fondest memories
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chat shit get banged
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>>67026611
it's about power to a far greater degree than any sport we play in bongland, which is a form of athleticism
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>>67019493
I think he had to take some kind of sensitivity training too.

Anyone that gets offended by a cheeky game of 'cock or no cock' needs to grow a pair. Though considering they're probably trannies, I guess that's exactly what they're trying to avoid.
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>>67018236
This guy looks dangerous. One of those where you head for the door AS SOON AS he kicks off.
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>>67027763
god DAMN that was brutal
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>>67018477
lester 7's strike again
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>>67018501
>those legs

Friends do not let friends skip leg day.
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