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Headlines:
DET:Pavel Datsyuk will take some time to think
CHI:Kane breaks through, send series to Game 6
CHI:Crawford wills Chicago to Game 5 victory
STL:Alex Pietrangelo collects a trio of helpers
ANA:Frederik Andersen lifts Ducks back in series
PIT:Evgeni Malkin berates Rangers with 2 G, 2 A
TB:Ben Bishop's shutout knocks out Red Wings
MIN:Wild GM Fletcher isn't on the hot seat
PHI:Scott Laughton (UBI) released from hospital
NYI:Report: Ryan Pulock probably out of series
FLA:Jagr earns assist for 200th playoff point
LA:Luke Schenn unlikely source of offense in L
Thursday:
TBL 1-0 DET, TBL wins 4-1.
PIT 5-0 NYR, PIT leads 3-1. Next game is Saturday at 3:00PM ET.
ANA 4-1 NSH, tied 2-2. Next game is Saturday at 6:00PM ET.
CHI 4-3 STL, STL leads 3-2. Next game is Saturday at 8:00PM ET.
Friday:
PHI @ WSH, 7:00PM ET on NBCSN and CBC, WSH leads 3-1
NYI @ FLA, 8:00PM ET on CNBC and SN, tied 2-2
MIN @ DAL, 9:30PM ET on NBCSN and SN360, DAL leads 3-1
SJS @ LAK, 10:30PM ET on CNBC and CBC, SJS leads 3-1
>rags
first for laffs
>rags
STINKY
rd for first overall
SMELLY
>>67016346
SMELLY
PUPPER
>kongs elimination day today
>rags and chiraq elimination day tomorrow
I've never been so excited to spend my entire weekend on 4chan
>jerking off to interracial porn
>muh skin contrast
- all direct quotes from Shitcago Blackhawks fans
>>67016383
sorry, blues are going to kill themselves monday when they're eliminated
>rags
>>67016356
>marleau
>letter
People make fun of thornton for losing the C but Marleau doesn't even have a letter anymore.
I still can't believe he's 12th all time (literally ahead of gretzky) in GWG
>>67016299
Anaheim vs Nashville and Long Island vs Florida are currently the only tied series sets. Who do you guys think will take it?
>>67016544
Anaheim and Florida tbf
Barkov will live to meme another day
>>67016544
Nashville and Florida desu. The Publix meme is real.
>be a fairweather delusional reddithawks fan
>don't watch the game last night
>don't appear at all in any threads
>see on fb that the hawks now only down one game which is still a shit situation
>out come the victory memes and shittalking
Is there a more pathetic "fan"-base on /sp/?
http://www.nationalnewswatch.com/2016/04/21/trailer-park-boys-actor-jonathan-torrens-says-hes-leaving-canadian-cult-series/#.Vxp7R_krKUk
Are all Canadians this much of quitters?
>>67016682
He isn't a good Ontario boy
>>67016544
Anaheim if they keep playing Andersen and Florida will squeak it out in 7
>rags
elimination when?
Who /predicted the right final/ here?
>the shitty of st louis
>all this mad
O i am laffin
>>67016749
>mad
>winning an eries
Again, the delusions are just hilarious.
>>67016729
I've got Penguins v Duckies
>>67016749
>Hawks fans so insecure they keep deluding themselves that everyone is mad
Can't wait for tomorrow
>>67016729
I predicted that in 2009
It's only 11:30 at night, I'm alrwady drunk, and the sharks game starts at 4:30, what do lads? Drink some more and try to stay up, or wake up at 4:30 and start drinking again?
>>67016823
You were half right, which half will you be right about this time?
>>67016798
Ducks gonna get eliminated by Preds desu
PATRIK LAINE FIRST PICK
>>67016814
>tying series at home so that you can eliminate the bloos at their barn
me neither f a m
>>67016853
>his entire daily life consists of watching hockey and drinking, using one as a way of waiting for the other
based or pathetic? Idk
>>67016884
When did the Hawks win at home? :]
>mere hours from kongs elimination
who /hype/ here?
>>67016853
drink yourself to death
also r8 my truck boys
>>67016891
>implying that's not most Canadians lives anyways
>>67016915
yall/10
>>67016915
Overcompensating for no cups/10
>>67016914
HOLD ONTO TO YOUR BUTTS THEY GETTING DEPORTED
>>67016931
Tru
We're all pretty pathetic desu
>>67016915
Gay tßh and I'm a shorks fan
>>67016891
My biased vote is based. The beer here is too good not to be drunk at least 18 hours a day
>>67016853
Get a couple of hours of sleep now tbf
>>67016988
>beer
>>67016891
>he doesn't do that
i wasnt at my computer yesterday
is it too late to:
>rags?
>>67016990
That's what I've been doing for the other games but ideally I'd be asleep by now. I went out and drank with some belgian qts i met earlier and got home later than usual so now I'm just drunk and awake and don't know what to do.
>>67016356
>tfw jow thornton couldn't even stand being joe thornton anymore so he changed his omage to some fake ass wannabe zz topp faggot
Haha good luck closing out the series softee smurf faggots
>>67017030
never too late, lad
>rags
>>67016988
Any good Belgian beers that don't taste like chlorine? I can't stand whitebeers.
>>67017009
>in belgium
>not living exclusively on beer, chocolate, and wild game
WEEEEEEEEEEEW
L
A
D
There's really no excuse not to get drunk off beer. There's hardly anything below 9%, and more local places use wine yeast so you get semi-sweet malty beer with abv around 11%.
>rags
>>67017061
Fuck off tripcuck
>>67017109
>rags
>swedecucks
>>67017046
I'd still get a couple of hours if I was you. And then a couple more after the game. You still have a chance to not fuck up your circadian rhythm too much
>>67016915
Pretty cool desu. Would tailgate with
Post yfw the blows lose on monday
>>67017109
literally inconsolable
>>67017090
If you can find pic related anywhere. 10.5-10.7 abv, not bitter at all. Hoegaarden and Stella are always good imo.
>>67017146
I've had something by golden draak before, was pretty good but a bit too sweet. I'm more of an IPA/Stout guy.
>mfw shitcago reddithawks get meme'd by blues
>>67017146
>Hoegaarden and Stella are always good
>>67016383
>tfw I have no images about teams getting eliminated but a bunch of obsessed faggots on a laotian finger puppet website will obsess over the kings losing
>>67017090
Rodenbach Grand Cru is the king of Belgian sours (at least the widely available ones) if you're into that sort of thing.
>>67016881
She would be a literal 10/10 without that stupid fucking navel piercing. If I could time travel I would kill the shit out of whoever popularized the trend. It needs to have died yesterday.
>>67017134
>mfw bracket gets shoa'd
>One deke causes the entire Bloos defense to collapse.
Good lord, this man can't keep getting away with it.
@67017203
>kongs
>>67017203
Fuck off tripcuck
>>67017232
That is some fuckin sexy skating tho
>>67017122
>tfw my sleep rhythm is fucked due to the playoffs
I think my neighbors fucking hate me. At least it's the weekend.
>>67017164
Yeah, traditional belgian probably won't be your favorite than
>>67017171
>sharing the fact that you have objectively shit taste
>>67017277
how's it going in the land of flat land?
>>67017289
Hoegaarden is shit and stella is objectively pisswater, kill yourself my man
>tfw past the point of sleeping without missing all the games but still an hour to go
>your face when blackcocks-kongs WCF
>>67017277
Their problem if they don't like hockey tbf
>>67017310
>I recognize the name, therefore it's shit
>>67017289
You ever mix Hoegaarden with Framboise? Call it a Bloody Hoe at my local place
>>67017232
>Kane skates through 5 of the 6 Blues players nearly uncontested and scores.
>Elliot immediately goes to the refs to whine saying he was interfering with.
>It was his own guy who was stepping on his stick
>Blues already used their timeout so they couldn't challenge it anyway
People can point to many examples where individual blackhawks fucking up, but I don't think I've seen such a team effort fuck up in a long time.
>>67017309
>There will ever be another 44 years old goat in the NHL
Jagr might be the last true goat in the NHL. Ovi might score 50 a year but he won't be in the league at 40.
>>67017134
I actually like the Blackhawks but thier fans are absolute faggots
>>67017353
No, they sell lots of berry beer here though. I ordered what I thought was red ale multiple times, and turns out hoegaarden and other local breweries make strawberry and other berry ales that are surprisingly good. I think red ale is an American term, here it means fruit or rosee
>>67017328
But the Kongs are going to be eliminated tonight.
>>67017444
Place I go to/used to work at always had a few different fruity framboise in bottles. Expensive, but to me well worth it
Who can stop them?
>>67017289
>not having a couple of good belgian beers at home
>>67017344
Careful this guy went to keg lifting academy
>>67017217
>mad
>at belly buttons
>>67017487
your frogposting will bite you in the ass i tell you... fuck you
>>67017487
minnesota wild
>it's a "canadian autist constantly baiting hawks fans" thread
how's your team doing this yeah in the playoffs m8?
>>67017514
meta af desu
SWEDEN!
POST FATIJA
MEJ
E
J
Alright lads I'm drinking one more half liter and passing tf out so that I'm still buzzed when I wake up.
I'll be up to shitpost >kongs in a few hours. Hopefully I can shitpost >mild and >cryers too
>>67017533
first post in this thread actually.
>you
>>67017519
>palat
third wheel tbqh. the other two are ELITE though
>>67017597
why do you pretend to be a girl?
>>67017515
I'm not fucking mad at them you mongoloid. I love tongue-fucking them, but I can't when it's blocked by rocks and shit. Western women are shit.
>>67017657
Cringey virgin: the post
>>67017657
Me on the right
>>67017697
A Fucking Leaf: The Country
>>67017657
Fuck left, marry middle, kill >>67017703.
>115 posts
>9 unique posters
>irrelevantpuck
>>67017724
Rude
>>67017713
Guess I struck a nerve, must have been correct
>>67017736
>au/sp/ memes
Kill yourself
>>67017713
me on the left and right
>>67017752
>implying I didn't invent it
>>67017645
Because she actually is famalam.
Which /hoc/ country is the easiest to trigger?
>>67017788
Murrica and Canada tied first tbqh.
>>67017788
Sweden
>>67017810
fake, canada is literally untrollable
>>67017527
If the Stars lose it won't be because of frogposting
>>67017826
Hi bb :3
>>67017788
America, specifically sunbelt fans. They get tremendously butthurt with almost no effort
>>67017788
Costa Rica
>>67017788
sweden tbf
they get so triggered about lundpads, since he's the only relevant swedish player in nhl
>>67017826
You are literally the perfect example of canadian easy to trigger.
That and the other Cantpucks tripfags
>>67017844
>Canautists getting mad at sandwiches again
Eat your poutine, Gordo the Cuck
>>67017837
>>67017788
Nice Rapist dubs.
Probably America just because there are so many. More posters means more of a chance to get butthurt about something. Just throw something at the wall of /hoc/ often enough and someone will eventually get salty about it.
Who is the hardest to trigger of the Big Four?
>>67017736
>forcing this meme on 4 straight threads now multiple times
>>67017872
But poutine is amazing senpai.
I've never had a pubsub but I guarantee the donair poutine and steamie I can get from my local shop is 100000000x better
>>67017872
>He doesn't like poutine
It's literally fries with cheese and gravy. Why do you not like it? I tought Murricans lliked fat food.
See? >>67017872 is at critical asspain for no reason
>>67016374
>It's Shorks fans tries to imply San Jose isn't full of stinky smellys
If anything they're just a bunch of gay stinky smellys
sibylla > publix
>>67017908
publix is overrated desu
>>67017900
>poutine
>literally garbage carbs sprinkled with leftover milk residue no-one likes and disgusting brown diarrhea
>Sharks """""""""fans""""""""
Kek, if they win the stanley cup will they even realize it?
>>67017900
>>67017917
Why do you guys even argue about food?
This is not /ck/, if you wan't to argue about two amazing meals, go there.
>>67017926
Looks disgusting tbqh.
What did he mean by this?
@ThomasDrance
How's this for a game note: I'm told former NHL star Ilya Kovalchuk will be in attendance at tonight's #FlaPanthers v. #Islanders Game 5.
>Spencer
me and my wife's son arrived to tonights game a little early
GKG!
>>67017978
kovalchuk is GOAT
>>67017947
>mad at poutine
get out of my country you chink tranny
>>67017981
The kid looks dumb.
>>67017981
those are some kessel tier smiles right there
>>67017997
of course you'd like to eat puke, wouldn't you
>>67017998
he's mixed (hella white tho)
>>67018012
Kid on the right is Kessels son
>>67017981
me on the left
>>67017953
tuulari
>>67018022
looks like a mini rob ford desu
Who already /second round/ here?
>>67017939
source pls
>>67018070
me
>>67018070
>rags
>>67018070
Tomorrow senpai
>>67018070
Really glad they're getting some extra recovery time desu.
>>67017900
i can guarantee you its not
>>67018079
I would be amazed if you'd shoop out that navel piercing
>>67018070
who /chickentender/ sub here
going to the flyers game tonight to cheer them on lads
what should i buy there to eat???
>>67018070
muh nigga
>>67018126
Go to a local drugstore to buy bleach.
>>67018119
the italian is the best
>>67018126
don't eat any food at the verizon center, it's full of rat droppings
>>67018142
damn... commiepuck > northameripuck
>>67018126
>cheering on the flyers
>cantcups fan
Consider suicide
>>67018141
that's no way to talk to a lady
Flyers vs. Capitals stream here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvaQACoKne8
Channel will change to CBC at 7pm, don't be alarmed if you see divegrass stuff before then.
>>67018070
pretty much ye
>>67018200
thanks fåm
>>67018038
PHI @ WSH
>>67018038
>>67018070
mfw the >Ligs get swept because they are too rested and got gold because of it
>mfw North Americucks think Laine is the best thing ever from Finland.
Fast forward to 2017. Eeli "God" Tolvanen goes 1st overall, Urho "Lidström" Vaakanainen goes 2nd overall. Are you even trying rest of the world?
has obama ever attended a hockey game?
a chicago game?
>>67018198
But is it a way talk to someone that roots for Philty?
>>67018118
there you go lad
>>67018227
no one thinks Laine is the best from finland tbqh. that would be based Teemu
>>67018227
>Tolvanen is even top 3
Stay delusional Funland, the clear top 3 is Patrick, Liljegren and Comtois
Can the sharkies pull off the win tonight lads?
>>67018271
>censoring belly-buttons
Not that anon, but what kinda pleb are you?
>>67018286
teemu is overrated faggot desu
>>67018093
Don't fucking jinx it
>>67018200
Remember to report all YT streams
>>67018291
hope so tbqh
>>67018305
how do you report youtube links to youtube? they never fucking respond to PMs
>>67018271
You know what's fucked up? I actually prefer that to the original. That's how bad those piercings are
>>67018227
fast forward to 2018
oilers win the cup and tolvanen-puljujärvi-laine 1st line
laine gets rocket&smythe
pulju gets hart
tolvanen gets selke
finland wins olympic gold
it's gonna be a good year
>>67018305
Only reason it's on yt is because of 60fps. If people start being faggots I can always find another place to put it up.
post rare subbans
>>67018321
Just report and make shit up, and in the other tell them that they can't stream it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
>>67018334
Don't worry, I'll keep reporting and linking on /r/nhlstreams :^)
>>67018366
Cool
>>67018335
Wew lad
>>67018335
Delete this
canada?
>>67018335
imagine your wife, girlfriend or daughter sucking on a BBC like that. so sexy.
am i being detained?
>Vinnys last game is tonight
hold me
>>67018561
At least Tampa will retire his number.
>>67018290
tell me more about this cumtois
Finally! After all these years... I've become a NHL™ Stanley Cup Playoffs © brought to you by Gary Bettman!
>>67018376
We up 3-1 though
This year is the year for sure
>>67018582
>sandwichniggers unironically believe this
>>67018582
If they don't Vinnik's a dead man
>>67018561
It's like you've never watch a Kings playoff game before, they always go down a few days to trick teams into thinking they are good only to get ass blasted in the final 2 games.
Kings will win the cup. Trust me.
>>67018644
There is no reason they wouldn't.
>>67016909
When the Hawks went 12-0 in the playoffs when leading after the 2nd period and blue it the fuck away twice and almost 3 times against the b'lose this series
>>67018644
why would they not retire vinnys number? besides being a good player he was one of the most active and liked athletes in the tampa area
best nigger in NHL?
>>67018290
Eeli Tolvanen just wrecked everything Jack Eichel did at his age and he is currently destroying the u18 games. There is no fucking way anyone is even close to challenging him for the 1st overall at this point.
>>67018687
>mfw my team wins the stanleyb owl
>>67018780
m-me too
>rags
>>67018780
such riotous moves
>>67018286
Kurri>Selänne.
Kurri is the most underrated player in history.
He was a 2-way god when 2-way play didn't even exist.
>>67018725
>>67018693
>rewarding a whiny manlet who cried until he got a trade
Tranpa Gay cucks are the worst
>>67018878
Uh, are you mixing up Vinny and Marty?
>>67018878
Y-you're trolling right?
There's no way you're actually this stupid.
>>67018878
>bitchy manlet got 1 year of being total shit after the trade before he had to retire because nobody wanted him
>lightning got one of the best >rags players and their 1st round pick
that may have been the best trade tampa has ever done
>>67018328
I think Pulju is the one who wins Selke.
Tolvanen and Laine are goal scorers.
Pulju is a work horse.
>>67018917
>>67018924
of course he's that stupid. he only shows up and posts the same couple of pictures of the perds girls then goes away
>>67018953
>>67018947
>>67018924
>>67018917
memed on thanks for the yous :^)
Next round will be battle for publix
>>67018953
Kek
>>67019005
do people still bring metal detectors to the beach?
>>67017939
>>67019097
in the offseason I still see people with them all the time
>tfw no trap gf to watch hockey and eat sandwiches with
>>67018953
mad at people learning the rules of hockey
>>67019114
her vids are good, she can eat a whole breakfast by herself
wish i could do that
>>67019132
>tfw summer
>tfw beach weather
>tfw no one to go to the beach with
>>67019114
she would never make it on the sharks roster
>>67019176
LEL
>tranpa gay lbgtning
>>67019176
just find a qt at the ice rink
>>67019186
>philly fans throw braclets on ice, 2 minute penalty.
>ya'll shoud know better
>trashville throws living fish onto the ice
>no penalty
good to see who the league favors in that matchup
>>67018949
Pulju is basicly the next Marian Hossa. This is a huge disappointment.
He just doesn't have that elite stick handling and killer instinct.
He has elite skating and a good brain for the game tho.
>>67019114
tfw the kings will be eliminated.
I should shop up a longer gif than this one
>>67019212
go with a book
>>67019247
dindus have be throwing octopi onto the ice for decades
>>67019261
>reading a book at the beach instead of anywhere else on earth
the beach sucks desu all the ocean front stores jew you hard
>>67019247
Stay mad, Cucks cuck :^)
>tfw never go to school scholastic book fair again
Do you remember when canada said Barkov is a bust?
Now he's the best player to come out of that draft.
Good times.
yfw the AHL playoffs are between Ontario and Toronto
>>67019299
I ride my bike or walk to the beach and dig my toes in the sand and read with headphones in. its very nice and there's no need to go in the stores. when I'm not at the beach house I walk to the river near my apartment and read there
>>67019331
ontario california :^)
When is this Koreaboo faggot going to fuck off to whatever board where this shit is normally posted?
>>67019331
I'd be fine with having a celibate gf as long as she did this twice I day while I jacked it.
I have no idea why I felt the need to share this, but you're doing God's work, anon.
>>67019307
Feels bad, bud.
Are you old enough to remember the hundreds of book fair Goosebumps books?
>>67019379
Nah, this is rude:
I hope you marry a Korean woman and live a very long life.
>tim hortons commercial has white girl with black husband
thanks trudeau
if not your team winning the cup, what do you want to see in the SCF?
>ducks/caps
>game6, 2OT, honda center
>ovi scores the last goal of his hat trick, >game ends 4-3
>ovi doesn't celebrate the goal
>he skate backwards past the ducks bench with both middle fingers held up high for giantbaby man
>first thing mentioned by ovi is happy how his team works under a competent head coach
>babyman kills himself
>>67019430
As long as it's not Shitcago, Tranpa, or Shittsburgh I really don't care that much.
>sometimes you have to stroke him
-Don Cherry about Patrick Kane
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36116166
>be american
>kill yourself
>>67019510
his flower looks like a drawing of a tooth with green gums
>>67019533
It's the heroin. They start out with the oxys then can't get them anymore so they move onto that shit. I come from a place that's over 90% white and it's becoming a huge problem.
>>67019307
Fuck I remember always buying the origami books.
>Picking my first hockey team
>have to choose between being a masochist or a bandwaggoner
Think I'm going to choose STL
>>67019430
I wish I had that >yfw da __ win template.
>be Hawks fan, so repeating would make me go nuts
>fuck the Blues, Stars, and Kings
>Wild fans deserve a cup
>wouldn't mind seeing Sharks, Preds, Flyers, or Panthers win, but neither deserve it per say
>Caps or Pens win would make MSM even more unwatchable
>would like to see Stamkos and the Bolts win a cup
>Islanders win might be cool
>don't care about Rags, but them winning would make /hoc/ cry like little girls, so that's a plus
>>67019460
i dont really see what you have against us.
>>67019623
fuck off we're full
>>67019623
you just chose into the first category
>>67017788
Armenia
>>67019635
I've always liked the team but all the fans here and elsewhere on the internet are such insufferable faggots. I can't wait to read their whining when they exit.
>>67019307
that smelly smell of new books
that feel when i won a glowing pen from selling a lot of books
>>67019653
It's better than me picking WSH though and being a fag
>>67019381
Yeah and Animorphs.
>>67019307
>buy 3 books
>read none
>>67019693
was it the pen version of this? those were awesome
>>67019686
This desu
Tranpa fans are somehow more cancerous than even raggots
>>67019735
yeah man
i guess canada/USA had the same prizes?
this and the scooter are the top prizes i think
>>67019307
I would use the money my parents gave me for book fair to buy VHS tapes there. My rationale:
>I can read all these books for free here in the school library. Fuck that.
>>67019430
>Sharks/Caps
>Sharks take a 2 game lead
>Ovi scores a hat trick in game 3
>Caps go on to sweep the series
>Game 6 ends in overtime after Thornton's pass gets intercepted by Ovi who goes down and scores
>>67019774
i remember the first VHS tape i bought, it's about those 2 fucking squirrels
>>67019769
if you lied on that reading calendar and said you read enough each month did you get free pizza/bowling and get to go to a roller skating party?
>>67019885
I had a huge collection. We were poor as fuck and didn't have cable so I'd always ask my relatives to buy me blank tapes. They'd be like what? Why would you want that? Then I'd go over to their houses and tape stuff off Nickelodeon.
>>67019908
nah, we got fruity prizes
i actually read a lot of picture books (we need to read a certain number of pages + give name of the books) because they were easier than novels
got first in my grade in number of pages read and got a ton of awards (medallions, etc), still have them today
can't believe other kids didn't abuse the shit out of this system
>>67019717
We need some /hoc/ Animorphs memes.
Jagr turning into a panther, Joe turning into a shark, Finns turning into busts, Bill turning into Bill, etc.
Post 'em
>>67019307
I would only buy the sports stars mini books
Still have a bunch of em
>>67019969
we just got a calendar and on each day we "read" we just had to say what book and for how many minutes. at the end of the month if we had a certain amount of time we got a free pan pizza from pizza hut or a free game of bowling. at the end of a term if we had so many we got to go to a pizza party at the roller skating rink. everyone just lied about how much they read
>>67019978
>Finns turning into busts
THE CHOKE IS IN
>>67020070
my school had something where you would turn a book over to the librarian and they'd ask you a few questions about the plot to see if you actually read it
you were ranked on the number of pages read and top 5 got a pizza party
I was an avid reader growing up and got to go just from The Sword Of Truth series
>>67020222
that is the worst series ever don't even fucking get me started I read all of them out of torture fuck you I get it the order is bad and they like to rape people I can't believe you didn't give me a final battle terry you fuck what a waste of time holy shit
>>67019969
We had daily reading logs, but they capped the number of pages you could score in a day so it was pointless because a few of us would just max every day. I fucking destroyed books as a kid, now I barely have time to read between class, homework, work and shitposting.
>>67020193
Shork and Capichoke incoming
>>67020285
>I fucking destroyed books as a kid, now I barely have time to read between shitposting, shitposting, shitposting and shitposting.
We're all friends here, man. Just be honest.
>>67020342
shorks won't choke, caps will teebh
>>67020366
tfw likely failed an exam today because I stayed up till 3 shitposting on pol
>>67020393
>on /pol/
how does it make you feel that you are the degenerate you claim to hate? you are pathetic while the shitskins are out there not being beta faggots like you
>>67020222
>>67020285
>enjoyed Redwall as a kid
>read that shit every time a new book rolls around
>stopped in high school
>google it
>books are STILL getting published to this day
>>67020393
time well spent bruh
>>67020281
read Malazan Book of the Fallen f a m
>>67020387
>Shorks won't choke
That's something we've all heard before every Sharks chokejob
>>67020452
its next on the list. I'm reading everything in the hyperion story now
>reading books
Fukin nerds
>>67020425
Is paco mad he's going to get deported?
>>67020492
only the 1st is good
>>67020494
delete this
>>67019307
This isn't a feel I wanted to feel today
>>67020540
of which? I'm on the 4th hyperion one and thought the 3rd was good enough
>craps gonna get reverse swept
o i am laffin
Were you guys too old for Pendragon? Favourite series growing up, the whole three earths thing was really mindfucky.
>>67020577
Fall of Hyperion. I stopped reading it a while back, not sure where I left off.
Worth finishing (+ the series?)
Are the Caps cursed? Is their arena built on an indian burial ground?
>Claude Giroux
Worst captain in the playoffs desu famalam
>>67020650
the second one is definitely worth it because it finishes the pilgrimage. the next 2 are pretty cool because it is hundreds of years later and is carrying out the prophecies left from the pilgramage. we get to see a lot more of the universe in endymion and the rise of endymion so I'm enjoying them.
>yfw the crapitals are just setting up the biggest choke in recorded human history
Are the caps choking /hoc/?
>>67021000
>30 shots to 8
They're just cursed
also checked
>>67020733
>Canadians
Worst hose heads in the world desu famalam
Philly needs to get some shots Jesus.
>>67021075
Claude giroux is Canadian
>>67021444
trips of truth family
>>67021046
37 to 8 now
how assblasted will you be if the hawks advance?
>334 posts
>16 unique posters
Irrelevantpuck
>>67021781
Cuckball fan having trouble with numbers. Sounds about right.
>>67021888
>having trouble with numbers
>>67021888
I like those numbers
>it's a career back-up get red hot for one series episode
sigh
>>67022017
That's in like 4 series's
>>67022017
remember when Halak did that to the caps in 2010
>craps
>Being outshout 1 to 5
>>67022140
>all those terrible reaction faces
Go back to /a/
>>67022200
sorry, sempai, I'm here to stay
>tfw you're team bout to get eliminated and you no longer have to watch them embarrass themselves
Feels good lads
>>67022212
Well checm
>Flyers have 10 SOG with 5 min left in the 3rd
>caps have 42 SOG
>Flyers winning 1-0
can someone explain this caps meme to me
>>67022140
>anime faggot
sorry down syndrome isnt permitted here
Are the caps actually about to get meme'd on?
which forced meme is worse
tampa transexualism
or
unique posters
>>67022254
the crapitals are being overhyped every single year, don't worry about it
>>67022306
both
>>67022303
They are already getting meme'd on.
>Flyers have 10 SOG through 57 minutes
>still winning
how
>>67022306
I enjoy the unique posters one just because it isn't constantly spammed.
>craps
Will /hoc/ ever band together and do something meaningful and important?
>>67022306
Unique posters is hilarious
YOU CANT SPELL OVECHKIN WITHOUT C-H-O-K-E
>>67022306
Unique posters is a good meme.
>>67022406
For once, a Canadian is correct.
>Lightning struggled for 59 minutes to put away Red Wings on home ice
>Capitals losing on home ice
>Stars already getting blown out on home ice
Nothing but frustration.
any goalie that has backed halak at some point apparently turns to a beast in the playoffs
>>67022363
>he doesnt know about pepe and clipart pigs
gift to the world desu
>steers
fucking niggers
>CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS
>Crapitals
>mfw caps are legit about to get reverse swept
my fucking sides
>craps
>Crapshington Crapitals
CHOKE ACTIVATE
CRAPS
R
A
P
S
>>67022505
This is a hockey thread, canadians are always right.
>11 shots on goal
>lost
>the state of Capitals goaltending
>capitals
lmao
m
a
o
ALL THOSE 50 GOAL SEASONS AND HE COULD NEVER SCORE WHEN IT MATTERED
WHO FUCKING ALLOWED HALAK TO PLAY WITH THE FLYERS?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>CRAPS
>tfw legitimately know more about hockey than any other /hoc/ poster
Wild are going to win tonight btw
ELITE
>>67022640
what ever helps you sleep at night, moose fucker
>0 (zero) Asshat NHL teams in the NHL playoffs
The Crapitals are seriously going to be reverse swept aren't they?
>>67018200
what game's up next
>cpaps
>mfw ovechkin will never EVER win a cup
What's his name again?
>>67022680
>"people" were saying the pongs were going to get raped by a rested caps when they sweep the flyers
pongs coming for that stan lee
>>67022705
Sharks/Kings. I'll take the stream down during The National and bring it back at 10:30
>>67022712
NEVER EVER
>>67022698
feels good man
>>67022698
Unless a cryers fan chucks a sparkplug at Neuvirth and it kills him.
>>67022693
canadians are the worlds premier source of hockey knowledge and skill.
americans are the worlds premier source of fat people.
I'll take you seriously in a food thread.
>flyers reverse sweeping the caps
>hawks will eliminate the blues AGAIN
>>67022718
H A L A K
A
L
A
K
>>67022718
>HALAK
HALAK
>HALAK
HALAK
>it's a penguins flyers playoff episode
Wweeeeewwww lad
Guess I'm in the minority here but I don't see the Flyers taking two more from the Caps. The gap in skill is just too evident.
>>67022718
Michaloslav Halak
HALAKD
A
L
A
K
D
>>67022784
you don't know the caps then
>outshoot other team by 35
>get shutout
>give up 2 goals to their fourth line
Absolutely memes
>>67022784
>implying the Flyers won't turn up their Goon level in the next games
>>67022784
doesn't matter how skilled you are if you can't stop choking
>>67022784
the gap in memes is even more evident though. I don't see the caps winning another game.
>>67022349
>yfw Neuvirth gets off the plane wearing a Halak jersey
> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS
> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS> FORTY FUCKING 4 SHOTS AGAINST THE FLYERS
>>67022784
and then there's this limp dick
>>67022784
If there is ever a team known for choking it's the Caps
Area goalie growing stronger after being pelted with bracelets
BARKOV
>>67022898
>11 shots against the craps
>1 was an empty netter
>2 goals
Need that Publixb owl
>>67022898
Just ordered my Flyers tickets
What should I take to the game?
>>67022988
Buy an Halak jersey.
literally how the fuck can one team choke so consistently?
>/hoc/ cheering for flyer comeback
>shitting on the hawk comeback
ITS NOT FAIR
>>67022988
>>67023018
Channel your inner Canadumb, a bag of milk.
this fucking challenge shit is fucking garbage
>>67023070
>craps
>kongs might be eliminated before the floyers
Hhahahahahabab
/nba/ raid when
>>67023111
fuck off faggot
>>67023109
>Caps """""""""fan""""""""" trying to get the attention off his failure of a team
>>67023086
yeah in theory it's really good but it has really been annoying in these playoffs
>>67023077
it's all about the memes, family.
>tfw Caps fan
no one else can know this suffering
>>67023087
>tranpa gay
>>67023077
>3-1 comeback for Hawks
>3-0 comeback for Flyers against PT winning team
Flyers are bigger meme m8
If Caps lose this they should trade Ovi
>DallASS
>>67023172
It's alittle annoying but they get the call right most of the time
I fear change
>>67023201
Sharks fans do
>it was 3-0
>>67022784
Dont matter. Craps will choke away a three game lead. Dubs decide
>>67023223
Ovie was their best player today. Trade Backström or Williams they were shit.
>>67023201
I can
>tfw live 20 min away from practice facility
I thought this would be the year. There is an entire generation of DC sports fans who have never witneesed a championship team or parade in the city.I'm one of those people
>getting halak'd not once but twice
Why couldn't I have been raised somewhere else I hate being a caps fan so much I wish I was dead
>>67023285
I told you Neuvirth is gonna reverse sweep
>>67022988
Good sportsmanship
>>67023283
>Williams
>shit
As a Kings fan..
>>67023355
Pussy
>>67022712
Don't get too excited. Malkin, Stall, and Fluery carried the Pens the year they won the cup.
DUST OFF THE KONGS ELIMINATION MEMES
beginning to think that this guy is just Dan Carcillo wearing a mask.
>>67023376
I hope he redeems himself in game 7, but he was absolutely brutal on the ice today.
>>67022363
why is it okay to tell people not to feed pigeons so they don't become dependent on humans but it is okay to tell people to feed other people so they rely on more help and breed more escalating the need for help?
End 1st.
Dal 1 - 2 MIN.
>>67023497
youre not supposed to feed birds rice because it makes them explode
I mean, the Caps are known for choking, but Neuvirth was a Cap.
Can they both choke?
>I actually deluded myself for three games into thinking >we could win a playoff series
I hate this
>>67018126
looks like i was right again lads
>>67023497
Hard to build infrastructure when you are starving or thirsty
>>67022726
>>67022726
>>67022726
Shorks - Kongs
>>67023568
hmm, might be true
gonna have to check mythbusters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvaQACoKne8
Sharks @ Kings stream here.
>>67023583
>Neuvirth
>implying it's not Halak secretly playing for the Flyers.
>>67023739
Why don't you enable chat?
>tfw 2 kongs shorks threads
>>67023811
Highest viewer count ever reaches from linking on /sp/ is 50. Better to just leave it to the threads.
>game seven
>double overtime
>gudas gains the blue line
>loads up a shot
>lets it go
>a bullet that beats holtby glove side
>flyers win
>camera pans to neuvirth
>his hands are up in jubilation
>they slowly come down to his face
>he's pulls off his mask
>and then...
>pulls off another...
>to reveal...
>>67023716
good thinking
>>67023908
WE BREAK THE CURSE! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! NOT HAPPENING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYOh38ElDH0
Is Padqvist elite?
>tfw no Shorks-Kongs game because an irrelevant game went to OT
>>67024027
im stealing that gif
>hawks fans dont exist the entire regular season
>all of a sudden theyre everywhere
>>67022363
Man, now I feel bad about all that
>detoilet
posting. Times are getting pretty tough there.
>>67024103
Watch the stream.
>>67024143
i dont visit /hoc/ for most of the season
regular season is memery tbqh
>>67024143
I mostly lurk during the season because the bantz are a 3/10 at best
>>67024212
spoken like a true bandwagon casual
>>67024212
same desu
i don't watch regular hockey games, but i'm my team's BIGGEST fan when we make the playoffs
Remember that time Alberta tag-teamed the Kings out of the playoffs?
>craps
>>67024267
I'll watch regular season games but /hoc/'s meme game is weak outside of january through june
>>67024279
I've been around long enough to know that you are an insufferable faggot. How's that sweetie?
>>67024332
Like it was yesterday, goddamn beautiful. Didn't >we break 4chan's servers from all the shitposting?
>>67024143
>visiting /hoc/ during the regular season
How bland is your life?
>>67024279
But when you do you get laughed out of game threads
le kings choke face
>>67024332
How could anyone forget?
>>67024368
ya, /hoc/ memes are stale and not dank
when did you become a hockey fan? i became one in 2014 when my team won the cup
>>67023893
Makes sense
>>67024473
kip on her troll game
>>67019307
I bought a book full of cheat codes from one of these fairs. Shit was so cash
> Blowing that lead to DK
WHY DO I SUCK SO MUCH HOLY SHIT
>>67024473
shut the fuck up you asshole
>>67024082
you just tricked me into watching that
>>67024473
memes aside, I was stuck in germany in 2010 and the only thing in english on tv was cup finals
it just so happened I'm from near chicago
the rest is history
>Kings fan told me Dustin Brown was a good player
le lol
>>67024559
lucky you, you got to catch a team win the stanley cup!
i know quite a lot of kings fans who just happened to became fans when they won the cup!
>>67024558
did you watch the whole thing senpai? was it good?
>>67022232
Tfw series is tied 2-2 and i have no faith the predators can win another game.
>>67024603
I hate you so goddamn much
>>67024603
yeah I watched the whole thing but I didnt know which team was which until the end so I think the lowest paid won right? why do you care if it was good
>>67024606
>BUT HE SKATED RIGHT INTO BROWN!
>SAME WITH SHARKS GOALIE!
stream ded?
>>67024603
so are you mad that someone became interested in the game, and it happens that their closest team is good?
New thread when
>>67023497
Because liberals are retarded
>>67024946
NEVER
PENALTY SHOT IN OT AT PANTHERS/ISLES GAME
FUCKING GET IN
I MADE A COOL NEW THREAD
>>67025065
>>67025065
>>67025086
It's shit
