>rags
>wongs
>datsyuk
>rags
>a
>g
>s
TRUE THREAD
>>67011830
First for Blackhawks
pulju
>rags
>lelqvist
Bill winning Lee will break /hoc/ and /sp/
>Datsyuk
>Switzerland
>>67011867
BILL BILL BILL
>>67011870
>muh dangles
>>67011867
Is this a Bill thread now?
>>67011867
From sheer joy?
Everyone loves Bill.
>>67011852
where is this video
>>67011881
every thread is a Bill thread 2bh
>>67011858
>Are you confusing what the argument here is swissbro?
I thought that was highly relevant to the argument, canacuck.
>But in the grand scheme off things, it's pretty irrelevant when it comes to judging players careers.
Now that's pretty subjective. Not everybody has the same reason to watch.
>>67011897
>>67011883
Yes. I foresee the entire catalogue spammed with glorious Bill
>losing to Tranpa
>the crime ridden shithole of Detoilet
>kyle wellwood is a dotard
Dropped
good morning /hoc/
today is a good day
>>67011910
Datsyuk didn't have a hundred point season because he has like literally one full season under his belt
His ppg is solid, he's incredibly creative and fun to watch. Last 2 years, gee fast scored them pretty goals, but watch him do literally anything with the puck and it's pretty incredible. Even without the puck, he'll tie up your stick and even for how small he is, he's really physical when he needs to be
They literally replaced his ankle tendons this year, and he's still out there. Reminds me of Steve "no knees" yzerman
The fact that this woman will never ever be my gf is literally unironically causing me physical pain.
>>67011952
We deserved it. Playoffs streak is over next year unless Holland makes some smart trades.
If we got stammer somehow, we might be in a good position
>>67011972
>gee fast
He hasn't*
Fucking phone.
>>67011981
Distract yourself with memes pegga
When did this Stamkos to Detroit meme start? Is everyone just assuming Holland can dump Datsyuk's cap hit?
>>67011972
>Datsyuk didn't have a hundred point season because he has like literally one full season under his belt
>Russians confirmed for soft, fragile players
>>67011982
Stamkos kinda sucks man, never been the same since his leg exploded
>>67011995
It probably started from the guy who was spamming Subban to philly couple years ago
My best goalie took a stick to the eye last week.
He's washed up and gone. Sweden's his favorite place. I'm going to build him an ice rink
You don't have to be a hockey player to be an Earth Skater, Boomer Esiason is an Earth Skater.
My other best goalie is from Finland. He's back on the bench for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.
Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore because I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up too.
Four years I wasted, chit chattin with nobodies waiting for a cup. Now I stay at home like a fucking hermit.
I'm not gonna take shit from anyone.
I know what happened. We got set up. We got refpucked. Thank God Messier wasn't there to watch us get our fucking ass kicked. He would of wound up with a black eye and probably sent to the penalty box. He is a big guy.
I live for this Shit
I love it
Bring it the fuck on
Pay back a bitch mother fuckers
>>67012011
Soon.
>>67012011
delet
>>67011994
Thanks, I will. Memes is all we got :DDDD
>>67011981
>hnnnnnnggg..wait a minute..
Is that fucking Crystal Palace?
I thought she was mexican or something.
>>67012035
I think she used to be a Crystal Palace cheerleader
>>67012014
>rags
Quality post
>flies all the way to florida from michigan
>watches datsyuk do nothing in his last game
>watches the wings get elminated in a shut out
>throws octopus on away ice because he's retarded
>GETS ARRESTED
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/PublicInquiry/ArrestInquiry/ViewArrest?id=16015456&k1=8d36a9ab750e585&k2=LTc0ODA3NzcxMA%3d%3d
Liiga memefinals about to start :D Go St.Patrick :D
memehockey starting
Is Husso elite?
>whole crowd having orange helmets
doesn't get any memeier than this
>a fucking axe
>>67012014
What's going on here?
>>67012014
good post
>>67012117
Just >rags losing it.
ustream link?
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/suami-hokia
>>67011904
>muh dangles
Kill yourself
>>67012014
>>67000000
>rags
>>67012088
The future of
>finnish goaltending
>>67012137
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/meme-hockey
Even though >we lost, I shan't stop posting
>Tranpa Bay LGBTning
because it's a high quality meme that we all can believe in.
>>67012143
>>67012165
It's a pretty forced meme to be honest.
>>67012165
Was anyone able to prove that was the same person posting who was in the pic?
>>67012174
mad
at memes
>>67012144
I'd kill myself if I was a fan of a canadian hockey team for more than 10 years.
Luckily I've only followed habs for like 4, so I'm not quite there yet )))))) .
>Zaborsky getting owned by 5'7 Tuukka "Manlet" Mäntylä
soft euro baka
HAHA holy shit
>>67012208
>king of >rags
>>67012201
Luckily we have the GOAT national team.
>>67012208
>rags
>>67012208
He's been pulled like 10 times this season, why not just start with Raanta at this point?
>coaches have ads on their shirt collars
>the shantytown of binland
>>67012208
Fuck the Post. They always trash our teams when they are struggling.
Trash newspaper
>>67012248
>finnish goaltending
>>67012302
>rags
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
SCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
L A I N E
A
I
N
E
BATTLE AXE
fug :DDDDDDD
>>67012313
LAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Get memed
CAN'T BE DENIED
WON'T BE DENIED
wake up
>rags
drive to work
>rags
go to lunch
>rags
5 o'clock
>rags
drive home
>rags
hockey time
>rags
go to sleep
>rags
everyday
>rags
How is Laine not getting drafted 1st overall?
The IFK guy with the gold helmet looks a bit like a binnish bill
>>67012321
>tfw no BASED Pancho Villa quesadillas for lunch and washed down with an ice-cold Digiman Pale Ale
>>67012381
That's because he is
:DDDDDD
So lads, where does Stammer end up?
>>67012355
I really, really like this post
>>67012380
Because Matthews has more points against the beer leaguers a.k.a NLA 3rd and 4th liners
>>67012402
Sens
WHO RUN THE WORLD?
>rags
WHO RUN THE WORLD?
>rags
WHO RUN THE WORLD?
>rags
WHO RUN THE WORLD?
>rags
WHO RUN THE WORLD?
>rags
WHO RUN THE WORLD?
>rags
WHO RUN THE WORLD?
>rags
>>67012381
he has some kind of disease that he has to rub some lotion to his skin which makes his face swell up. So he looks like bill.
>tfw clutch again
>>67012455
TIEDÄN OLEVAN
>>67012380
Winger
>>67012478
>>67012380
One dimensional
>>67012446
Finnish heritage disease?
:(
Why does he wear the axe?
>>67012561
i miss the meat and potatoes meme
>>67012208
>shit team
>shit goalie
binland this halftime show sucks
>>67012584
He has transcended meme status now tbf. He meat n' taters fo real now
>wongs
>owe hank 6.1 per, though 2020/21
>owe franzen 3.9 per, through 2020
>owe datsyuk 7.5 next year
>ericsson (shithead) making 4.25
>jimmy horrid (double shithead) making 5.2
>wasted buyouts on tootoo & weiss lmfaooo
>have to sign mrazek next year
>didnt trade kronwall, horrid, franzen when we should have
>nyquist & tatar, anybody seen them?
>tfw abdelkader, mrazek, larkin, sheahan, glendenning, AA and smith are the only ones who give a damn
>wongs
>>67012468
>mfw nutted by she is still sucking
>>67012506
Have you seen him play??
He's like a god amongst men against IFK, completely out playing them in every way.
This is Liiga too, not some shitty Swiss league with terrible goal tending and absolute stud 2nd, 3rd and 4th lines.
>>67012633
No one cares about your shit ded team
>>67012640
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67012613
publix
>>67012633
Maybe they could trade Franzen to some team that needs to fill up their cap space
>>67012660
I...I..I care :(
hello how mad are you going to be when the blues do their thing and choke
>>67012615
>Finnish_engineering.webm
Hintz is pretty fast actually
>>67012660
>shit ded team
>still making the playoffs on a longer streak than your teams entire history
inb4 making the playoffs is easier now, only three or four teams have made it six consecutive years
inb4 wongs havent made a run since 2013
>>67012633
They just need to rebuild.
>>67012659
No offense but it doesn't mean shit. It's not uncommon for players to light up these types of leagues and turn out to be horrendous nhl players. This is also very possible for Matthews not just Laine. You really can't project much until you see them play in the nhl. The nhl is a much different animal. The goaltending and defense is night and day compared to the league he's playing in now.
>rags
>>67012716
Continuously making it for a first round exit isn't admirable. All it does is limit their picks and hurt their chances at future success.
>>67012728
>being 42 minutes late
>>67012716
>being proud of a bunch of first round exits
pathetic tbqh
>>67012729
>inb4 wongs havent made a run since 2013
>inb4 wongs havent made a run since 2013
>inb4 wongs havent made a run since 2013
>inb4 wongs havent made a run since 2013
>>67012716
>roster has an Arab
>bunch of shit ded euros
>shit goalies
>Larkin meme lasted a week
>>67012729
There's no need to be jealous. 25 straight years in the playoffs is a massive accomplishment. They won a cup 8 years ago as well. Their streak IIRC is 2nd all time. So give credit where credit is due.
>>67012174
I posted it more than anyone else and the point never really was to force a meme. It was to taunt easily triggered Tampa fans. Calling it a meme got angry responses from autists so it was the icing on the cake.
>>67012615
Seriously though...
What the fuck is up with asia
>>67012775
Nothing to be jealous of, their future is grim. First round exits are nothing to be proud of.
>>67012779
All you need to do to trigger tampa fans is talk shit about publix
>>67012772
>the prophet, best grinder we've had in some time
>i agree
>mrazek is not shit, howard is pathetic
>hes 19 and leading goal scarrrer
Why don't the wongs have the captaincy letters on the heart side?
>>67012803
can't trigger us by talking shit about publix cause we know you're lying
>>67012799
Let the butt hurt flow
don't mind me, just dropping a mandatory
>rags
>honk
D E D
E
D
>>67012803
Then they just post >mad at sandwiches. It's better to subvert the publix meme and tie it in with tranny stuff.
>>67012783
They have no conscience.
>>67012837
Let the denial blind you. Detroit is fucked for the next few years.
>tappara in charge of powerplays
>>67012888
that was so fucking bad
How bad will the shitposting be this Saturday when the >rage are eliminated?
>>67012888
Red Wings bad?
>>67012720
>The goaltending and defense is night and day compared to the league he's playing in now.
It's really not.
There is a step up, but it's not huge.
Of course you wouldn't understand this because you North American cunts don't understand that top European leagues are basically AHL level or better.
>>67012875
Who cares? Theyve been one of the most successful teams of our generation. I think if anyone is allowed to have a rough few years it's Detroit. I hate the red wings as much as the next guy, but they've been extremely successful over the past decadr
>>67012906
Just stay away, shut down the /hoc/ tab when it happens.
>>67012930
That's grand but it doesn't help them moving forward. Holland is a terrible GM, Blashill needs to grow a lot and they're saddled with a lot of bad contracts. They need to make some serious moves this offseason.
>>67012906
probably as bad as last year since them losing in the first round is p funny tbqh
>>67012875
Detroit sports fans are used to it. The Red Wings are a special case here, but still despite making the playoffs so often you have to suffer through a lot of shitty games if you want to be a fan of this team in the regular season. If they're going to be shitty I'm not going to stop being a fan, but I'm going to get sick of listening to all the people who think they know enough to be the GM of the team.
>>67011850
>>67011955
>>67012455
>>67012468
>>67012541
>mfw shitcongo shitrapes fans are so delusional and fairweather that they weren't in any threads last night until the game was over, and started memein' it up just after cutting a 3-game playoff deficit to 2.
lol, just fuckin lol
>>67012915
Worse, Detroit got so many short handed chances last night. It was absolutely pathetic.
>>67012943
If you struggle with reading comprehension there's no point in arguing. Your illiteracy wins this time.
>>67012919
And you seriously think the AHL is close to the nhl? Stick to cricket you fucking kangaroo because your points are really showing how ignorant you are.
>yfw meme final is happening
>>67012956
why are you quoting me?
>>67012919
There is a gigantic talent difference between AHL and NHL, fampai
>>67012989
he is delusional
>>67012960
Sure, their boxplay wasn't a catastrophe. But their powerplay was kindergarden level
>>67013006
so it would seem, I'm rooting for the blose in that series
Speculation now that Radulov is going to Colorado.
Varlamov says he will be a leader in COL.
JUST what the Avs need, less defensive awareness
>>67012744
It's never late to make fun of the >rags
>>67012982
I didn't say that, I said top European leagues are better than the AHL.
You should stick to sucking Muslim dick with Trudeau, because you have as many teams in the playoffs as we do.
>tfw Lundqvist will never ever win a stanley cup because of his retarded >rags teammates
>>67013006
Pekka, pls.
>>67013068
Am I supposed to take a kangaroos opinion on hockey seriously? You literally just compared the AHL to the NHL. Just delete your account and never sign up on 4chan again.
>>67013069
Maybe if he didn't let in four goals a game and get pulled he could win.
>>67013093
>memes
>>67013101
>swedes
I
WANT
LAWYER
>not watching the Norge stanley cup RIGHT NOW
lmao
>>67013086
>You literally just compared the AHL to the NHL
>compared the NHL farm league to the NHL
I think that's a fair comparison.
>>67013071
>>67013116
>yanks
>>67013101
>Be a swede goalie
>get raped by migratory black animals
>>67013120
lmao no it's not at all
>>67012956
what the fug man
>>67012919
Khl is the only mostly one better than the AHL my sheep fucking friend
>>67013120
Yikes. Not him, but you might have a point on the European league talent levels if all of Eurasia was condensed to one elite league with 15 or 20 teams, and Russia was included. As things are, there's just too much a talent dispersal for competitive play to be anything like what a player would face in the NHL.
>ausgaylians trying to /hoc/
binland this halftime show is even worse
>>67012014
>Boomer Esiason is an Earth Skater
Lql
Manlet Mäntylä just compensated with the jump.
>>67013330
this commercial is gay
>i love phil kessel
anyone got rare barkovs? I need to upgrade my folder
>>67013416
Are the walt jewsney mighty cucks going to choke to a wildcard?
>>67013069
don't forget the retarded >rags coaches
>Jeff Moss @JeffMossDSR 12h
>Have now heard from three different sources that Henrik Zetterberg was making lineup decisions for the Red Wings. Overruling Jeff Blashill.
>The inmates are running the asylum. This is insanity. The Swedish Mafia is running the Red Wings. This team is an unmitigated disaster.
>No wonder the players are telling us that Blashill isn't his own man. He is getting vetoed over lineup decisions by a washed up Zetterberg.
Swedish captains, not even once
>>67013416
He's been pretty rare in the playoffs so far
>>67013462
Its honestly tricky for a young new coach to hold any clout over a veteran especially a captain. But yeah this is pretty embarrassing.
>>67011852
>His stickhandling in that video
Kek, makes you realize how lucky we are with Kane
>>67013474
smackdown status:
[ ] not laid
[x] laid
>>67013435
The Perds are the team choking that series away
>>67013485
Atleast Pulju isn't manlet and rapist (not yet anyway)
TAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARA
>>67013462
What is this meme
I'm a kings fan, give me yous
@67013527
>kongs
lmao @67013527 kongs are shit
Let's make hockey great again
All canadian teams that miss the playoffs next year get relocated to Mexico/Puerto Rico
@67013527
>rags
>>67013527
bolts. sup southern senpai
>>67013474
The cats top line has mostly been stopped by a hot Greiss 2bh.
SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
ifk get fugged
Did laine just turn this series around?
>>67013530
>>67013535
>>67013546
please stop
>>67013552
>f.am gets wordfiltered to senpai
holy shit when did wordfilters come back
what's everyone's problem with lundshit
he's been very good goalie throughout his career and seems like an okay guy. there's waaay worse (in terms of quality and douchery) players on the rags.
>>67013560
1+2 in this game, absolute madman
>>67013564
shut the fuck up
>>67013556
>getting cucked by a backup tender
Holy shit my sides
>1+2
>>67013564
Fucking months ago fampai
>>67013416
>PUBLIC USE REPLY
(You)
>PUBLIC USE REPLY
>>67013570
They just hate him because i like him and talked about him too much
Americans and canadian posters have been fed finnish propaganda
When will the refs stop fucking over the Kings?
>>67013593
thx
>>67013462
Cücked
>>67013570
>>67013598
>rags
>>67013416
>>67013598
>>67013600
is he okay?
>>67013530
>>67013535
>>67013546
>>67013552
>>67013570
>>67013579
>>67013580
>>67013593
>>67013584
>>67013600
>>67013620
>rugs
>>67013570
He is my husbando, I assume the lundposting comes from a place of love
>>67013639
>>67013600
They really didn't get fucked that badly by the refs, they weren't disciplined enough and their PK was bad.
>>67013639
that was when he borked his ankle
>>67013600
>refs
>ever fucking over the kongs
>thinking the kongs aren't a dirty team that gets all kinds of refpuck calls
You have to be some kind of delusional kongs fan.
>>67013690
t. norcal bean
Kings are one of the most penalized teams m8
>>67013681
refs were calling it soft all game and then missed 2 or 3 blatant trips and hooks
räyh
>>67013701
because the kings are one of the biggest goon teams in the league
>>67012355
kek
>>67013710
LMAO LOOK AT THAT PUPPER
>>67013701
And are bottom of the league in terms of PPs given though they're the highest possession team
Hmmm, definitely refpuck
>>67013701
>thinking the kongs shouldn't be penalized MORE for all the shit they get away with
Goon team
>>67013600
The >kongs deserve it for having a captain whose only talent is knee shots
FUCK WASHINGTON THE FLYERS WITH THE REVERSE SWEEP BECAUSE WE ARE ELITE
can a finn translate what the ifk goalie did?
>>67013707
Well they know not to fuck around now, I think if they can win this game they have a good chance to pull it back
Tyson JUST
>>67013730
>next game at Verizon
Flylels about to get blown the fuck out, Caps wanted to finish the series at home
>>67013731
dislocated the net intentionally and got personal 10 min penalty
>>67013730
Pay debts?
Are we going to see three series end tonight or will the shorks shork?
