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>>67002322
Yup. Fuck the bandwagon cunts.
>rags
>>67002350
>image.jpg
>R>A>G>S
>A
>G
>S
>rags
>wongs
>Finnish goaltending
Brent "le epic randum pizza man ftw" Burns
F
>rags
>a
>g
>s
NHL Public Relations
@PR_NHL
Via @EliasSports: @TBLightning/@DetroitRedWings series was tied or within one goal for 89.3% of playing time (267:48 of 300:00). #TBLvsDET
Pretty fucking fun series desu
>>67002470
Pretty crazy numbers.
>>67002495
If that meme blowout hadn't happened it would have been WAY higher too which is actually ridiuclous.
THE BREADMAN AS THEY CALL HIM
>>67002470
Yeah it's been an emotional rollercoaster.
>JUST
>>67002508
Remove game two and it would probably be around 95%
F
Is there any team more stinky smelly beaner crybaby homo in all of sports?
>w-we gooned it up but we should still get and even number of p-power plays, that's what the r-refs normally do for us
>p-poo doughty is e-elite, just don't look at his atrocious stats, he has a high hockey i-intelligence
>>67002535
>analslime doing exactly what the did in the regular season in the post season
>>67002589
Isn't it great m8
>rags
>>67002628
No, I hate the cucks 2bh
>>67002440
>Mrazek had anything to do on that lost.
No one else tried on the team. The vets are burned out, Larkin can't play more than 50 games a season and everyone else doesn't know what winning is.
>>67002565
>It was 3-0
>>67002628
see ya in the finals, ducksbro
>>67002683
>Larkin can't play more than 50 games a season
I'm pretty excited to see Larkin play going forward desu as he builds up his strength, stamina, etc. Way too many people on the team were fucking invisible in that series though.
>tfw the pongs start blowing teams out in the playoffs too
we coming for that ass next craps
>>67002706
Tatar and Goose were completely invivisble.
>mfw >rags, cuckhawks, and detoilet all get booted in the first round
>>67002535
Pls turn it around Saturday. Pls.
All of my pro teams are Tennessee teams. My life is pain. FFS at least let the Perds get to the second round.
>>67002743
forgot kongs, this will be the best year
>>67002701
I hope either pens or bolts make it out of the east.
>>67002660
Cry then.
>rags
>rags
>RAGS
>DETOILET
>>67002660
>Spencer
>>67002755
make the NHL great again
>>67002701
>He thinks Analheim has a chance against St. Louis.
>He thinks the Pongs won't get shut out by the Caps
Kek
>>67002798
>swedish tears
>>67002753
Sorry m8, if they had stepped up and at least made this an OT loss then I'd say maybe. After giving up a 2-0 lead at home the perds are broken. Ducks in 6.
>>67002699
>it was not >our year
Irrelevant desu
>"I know the theme today is ‘San Jose’s power play.’ I’d say the game for me is ‘how come we didn’t have more?’ We have a good power play, too."
>I know we suck on the PK and we can't stay out of the box because once we start losing we only know how to start taking cheap shots and do shit after the whistle, but the refs should really go easier on us and call some more on the other team to balance it
Reminder that now even your coach is bitching to try and get the refs on your side
Reminder that he is an elite scoring center and will pot 40 goals next year.
>>67002829
>He thinks Dallas won't destroy st. Louis in round.
>he thinks the choke-it-alls won't choke
>>67002829
Just like the Caps shut out the penguins the last two times they met? :^)
>>67002753
It's not looking good for the Perds. Anaheim has improved as the series progressed while Nashville is playing worse. Anaheim's defense has really tightened up after playing like shit in games 1 and 2. Nashville's only chance is if they can finally score on some of their gorillion power plays per game.
>>67002851
>Sharks get PPs on incredibly borderline calls especially in a playoff game
>Don't get called for blatant trips, hooks, slashes, and holds
M-muh special teams
>>67002921
they'll get another 8 cracks at it in game 5
>>67002733
Not completely. Goose got loose in game 4.
>>67002826
>rags
>laffs
>back parise
>>67002871
40 goals in the AHL maybe. :^)
>>67002925
pot, meet kettle
>>67002565
>Drew "The white turnover machine" Doughty
>>67002871
Please God let this post be true
>>67002977
Tfw they still go 0/8
>>67003132
Reffing has been bad both ways, but that missed trip last game was ridiculous
F
>>67003035
what exactly are you trying to say?
>>67003168
i agree desu
>>67003168
>Muh refpuck
Stay cucked senpai.
>>67003168
Refs were awful in the Tampa and Detroit series as well.
>>67002871
>Galchenyuk continues to improve
>Habs draft Dubois
>Put them together for their careers
>get (more)cups
>>67003035
There's also >qu4ck in the background
>>67003184
Exactly what I said.
Do the wild have a chance?
moika kainki ! ruoka apu apustaja toit tännän ilta pala ruoka apu apustukekksi han purillaisten , käärrö tor ttun aj oransi ja ffan .
>>67003237
at winning the golf meetup, sure
>>67003199
>The habs would ever draft a good old Québécois in the first round
>They won't go with Vancouver Giants boy Tyler Benson because muh Gallagher came from there.
>>67003198
Yeah, it was hilarious in tonight's game though because it always had the opposite of the intended effect. So many short handed chances.
didnt that ref wave it off right away?
>>67002925
>whistle blown
>kongs come I'm 5 seconds later throwing hands in faces, jabbing, and pushing
>refs don't put up with it
>continue to do it and get called for it
>OMG TERRIBLE OFFICIATING SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
Meanwhile...
>quick embellishes interference on nieto (not saying it wasn't interference also)
>gifted a goal on interference
It has literally been that way all series wit post-whistle play. The kongs are one of the most undisciplined teams in the league with that stuff. If it gets called early, why keep doing it?
Blues in charge of choking
>>67002589
Kill yourself Faggotcuck
>>67003198
They've also been terrible in the ducks preds
>>67003338
>being this mad
>>67002826
Is that Elsa in the far left?
Will they ever stop playing Jump Around at hockey games? I know the horns from the Harlem Shuffle sound cool echoing in an arena but fuck, find something new.
>>67003306
>Mad
>At playoff physicality
>>67003349
Yeah but the ducks won regardless
F
Dats is based
>>67003388
Actually the opposite. Sharks are doing a great job being physical during play, and are drawing penalties because the kongs are doing it on the wrong side of the whistle, so I'm loving the physical play from both sides.
>>67003396
Okay? Doesn't change the point
F
Thanks for the memories
t. /laffs/bro
>>67003511
Bodes well that they can still win even with the refs against them though.
F
>rags
Post incosable goalies pls
>>67003576
Hopefully the refs start treating the perds like the goon squad after the last couple games. Anaheim has stopped chirping to the refs. Perds lost it towards the end of tonight's game with Weber's cheapshot and general chimping out once Anaheim went up 4-1.
>>67003695
Agreed, LGD
>>67002871
> implying his abusive girlfriend would let him be elite
> implying Hasb will be anything close to cup ready
>>67003636
Nice flag loser
F
>>67003727
>mfw he is so cucked he apologized for being beat up
>>67003707
did he get pulled again, wasn't watcing
Hey guys new poster here. Why do they calk Lundqvist "king"?
>>67003766
>rags
If you don't respect datsyuk and what he brought to the game you need to leave /hoc/
You probably don't like the wings. But he was a star player. Rip magic man
>>67003731
>tfw in the same country as the >rags
>>67003731
An American team will win the cup again.
>Kill yourself Faggotcuck
>>67003766
yep
hes done ;_;
Why are people posting "F"?
"F" for faggot Datsyuk?
>>67003814
>le glass slav
Overrated as fuck
>>67003880
F for Finnish goaltending
>>67002350
Turn their flair grey, mods.
>>67003879
Time to blow up the team
>>67003814
>what he brought to the game
reddit tier memery?
Does anyone think the blose can tie this up?
>>67004184
Yes
t. blues bandwagon
>NBCSN cuts to commercial as local announcer is ripping the league's scheduling
>>67004184
Please
I want OT so I can keep procrastinating
>>67003814
i mean, he had neat highlights every now and then
that was cool i guess
>>67004253
just finish your 50 word essay anon, we're here to help if you need it
>>67004240
Good, it's bad enough these Comcast cunts make us listen to the Chicago homers. Cutting off whining is merciful.
>>67004240
his whole complaint is "wwaaaaaah i have to stay up past 10 on a school night"
>>67004339
All shit aside, NHL is pretty garbage at scheduling games esp. in regular season
>>67004288
Uh excuse me. It's 250 words thank you very much
>>67004421
It should be against the rules for least coast teams to make western teams play afternoon games
>Flyers weren't the first team eliminated.
I am happy with these playoffs.
BLUES
L
U
E
S
>>67004597
Do you think his blood clots stop him from having sex?
Anyone been keeping up on their favorite player's offseason? Brad Marchand made highlight reel of his first couple weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XyCKjwQSKc
Reminder that it's impossible to be a dynasty if you never defend your title
>IT WAS 3-1
OGRE NOW
Pls score blows
>2,5 in 5.5
>No back-to-back
>"Dynasty"
>>67004791
name another franchise to do anything similar post salary cap
>>67005064
If you can tell me another franchise claiming to currently be a dynasty, I will tell you why they are wrong
>>67004709
Honestly whoever wins the Isles/Kittens series is gonna win the East, because the Pens/Caps will kill each other and
>blots
Good luck getting past the Western team, though.
>>67002706
Invisible, or worse. If you took a shot every time Ericsson fucked up you'd wind up with liver damage.
>>67005099
so you don't deny the hawks are the winningest team post cap era?
>>67005148
No because they are, but that's not the claim chiraqis make. Just because you're the most successful post-cap team doesn't mean you're a dynasty.
>>67005064
>muh "modern" dynasty
You are the New Jersey of the 2010s
>>67005187
never claimed to be a dynasty desu
just glad my team brought us 3 cups while I watched
>>67005246
thats not what we're talking about but thank's for your contribution
What did I do to deserve this?
>>67002565
I wish I had a man lover to kiss on the lips
>>67005304
what are we talking about then?
>>67005350
>rags
Huomenta
>>67005115
nah
whoever wins pens/caps is going to win the stanley cup
>>67005064
I can't. They are the most successful in the cap era, but that doesn't mean the standards for a dynasty have to be watered down because of the cap.
The 90s Wings weren't considered a dynasty even though they won 3 in 6 AND they defended their title (Something Chicago has not done)
>>67005433
goodnight
>>67005433
faggot
>>67003883
>>67003945
>>67004274
>did not watch any of his career
I dont even know what to say to you faggots
>easily the best wong since mid 2000's
>learned from stevie, shanahan, fedorov, lidstrom, hull, robataille, larionov
>dekes like nobody ive seen before or since
154th for >rags
When is the >rags elimination game? Saturday?
156 for >rags
>Having shit day
>Check NHL scores
>See >rags BTFO 5-0
>Day not so bad anymore
Finnpuck final game 4 tonight family
>Poos
>>67005904
>a fucking axe
That's such bullshit they can stop the game to clean the ice after an icing. They need to amend that so it's the first non-icing whistle after the 10 minute mark.
F Prince
F Datsjuk
Why the fuck is this Blues game still going
>>67006128
that's called overtime my american friend, the game is over when someone scores a goal
>>67006182
Turpa kiinni homo
>>67005985
>mad at snow
Enjoy your bouncing puck
>>67006128
No 3 on 3 meme hockey or shootout gimmicks in the playoffs
has there any been games this playoffs gone to OT2?
First multi-OT game of this postseason
Time to get comfy
How to fix the Wings in one off-season:
-Trade Datsyuk's cap to a floor team
-Let Helm, Richards, Andersson, and Quincey walk
-Trade Smith to Florida because they're dumb and would love the marketing gimmick
-Sign Stamkos
-Buy out Ericsson/trade him and retain salary
-Force Kronwall and Zetterberg into retirement
-Sign Yandle
-Murder the current PP coach
-Try to trade Mrazek for a quality defenseman (Howard has negative value, not worth trading)
-Sign Lucic?
There. Contenders by next playoffs.
>>67006519
Are there even any floor teams left in the league?
>>67006519
I still think they might be able to meme some idiot like Benning into taking Howard.
>>67006291
ill fuckin cut u pekka
>>67006541
Phoenix, I think, maybe Carolina.
Doesn't even have to be a floor team. $0 real dollars will be given to Datsyuk, so I'm sure there's at least one rebuilding team that would gladly give away the cap space they're not using for a mid-round pick or two.
>>67006541
Yotes lose Pronger, maybe they'll take him
>>67006519
>>67006541
what is a floor team
>>67002350
F
Wew lads, that 2OT was fun to watch.
>BLUES ARE CHOKING AGAIN
>people actually believed in brian elliott
>Double overtime lead up to that meme goal
Blues are garbage desu
>>67006718
There are teams in the league who are so cheap that they'll pick up contracts of players who don't play just to hit the CBA minimum for payroll.
See: Phoenix and how they've carried Pronger's contact for a few years now.
RAPED
A
P
E
D
>>67006718
The NHL requires you to spend x% of the cap to avoid teams like the Astros.
blues got raperinoed
>rapist
Shiiiit great move, shame the blues defenseman stepped on the goalies stick, might have gotten over in time but his push got cancelled out by that
>>67006839
Bouwmeester, 1st star of the night.
>Being surprised that the poos are choking in the playoffs
>>67006832
>>67006829
>>67006818
>Kane is a rapist meme
The charges were dropped stop this please
Shorks snd bLOSE, two peas in a pod
>>67006718
A team that pays the minimum total team salary allowed (the "floor", as opposed to the "cap"). These teams will sometimes take on dead contracts (such as that of an injured player) to get to the floor without actually having to pay real money to somebody.
Lookie there, the Blackhawk fans are back.
Be bigger memes.
>rags
>lelqvist
>>67006898
good morning pekka
you faggots didnt count us out did you?
>noted fag lyncher Andrew Shaw triggers SJWs in game 4
>his rapist teammate scores the OT GWG in game 5
SJWs bleeeeeeeeeown the fuck out. I'm expecting a Shaw hat trick in game 6.
>>67006873
brian elliott might press charges tbqh
>People expected the Blues to win anything in the post-season
I know most of you are stupid new retards from Rebbit but this has been happening since the 90s.
yep it's going to be dullass - blackcocks in the 2nd round
>>67006919
Still do.
STYLIN ON YOU
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67006974
>pull the curtains aside
>see this
what do?
blues might actually choke this away
ugh wow
>>67006873
He beat up a cab driver just to not pay $15 for a fare, so it's not like he isn't trash anyway.
>>67007002
i'll let him rape me
>>67007002
shoot him with my remy
no fucking rapists allowed in my house
>>67007002
TAMPER WITH THE EVIDENCE
>>67007002
Kane used to be so cute. What happened?
>>67007002
>Height: 5'10
Probably laugh.
>>67007002
Ask why I'm living in an igloo because I am not a snow nigger
>>67007018
no, he beat him a cabbie because the cabbie didn't have 15 cent change
finland > canada
>>67007007
Saturday is judgement day. Either St. Louis finishes this off or it goes to a game seven.
This could turn into 2013 all over again
>>67007060
or you know, any other year ever
fucking bloes fans
>>67007070
>Implying I am a Bloos fan
I was more drawing the parallel to the series against Detroit but sure whatever
>>67007070
Really desperate to believe you don't have a 1/4 chance of winning at best right now, aren't you shitcongo?
>>67007060
Saturday could be chiraq elimination day AND >rags elimination day
That last goal by Kane was fucking absurd.
God. Fucking. Damn.
I may hate him, but the kid can fucking play.
>Bloos
>>67007101
He literally broke that one guys ankles.
He fucking juked that defender out
Anyone got a video of Kane's game winning goal?
>>67007090
Agreed for the >rags but not so much for chiraq, because that would imply blose making it past the first round.
alright beddy bye time, sweet dreams /hoc/
>rags
Fucking disgusting
Sportsnet Stats Compte certifié
@SNstats
#Blackhawks improve to 12-3 when facing elimination since the start of 2010 playoffs.
God damnit.
post yfw Los Pantheras win the Stanle Ycup
>tfw people are still sleeping on the wild
Even reddit isn't this clueless.
>>67007153
game 6 at the UC
who knows in game 7
feels pretty good desu
>>67007153
So in 5 years they got eliminated 3 times? That means they're very good at delaying the inevitable.
Kings
>>67007151
so good
>>67007157
hope you're right then the canes can gain 1 draft spot
>>67007151
>Causes one defender to fall over his ass
>Gets boxed in by two others
>Still gets a shot off
>Darts around to the other side of the goal to shoot the puke in
Jesus the Blues really were just running of fumes to let Kane do that to them.
Eric Hornick
@ehornick
Duncan Keith has played over 40 minutes for the 7th time (tied w Chris Pronger for most-ever in the real time era) #blackhaawks #blues #NHL
>>67007156
Pic related
>>67007153
Those 3 losses piss me off irrationally and I don't know why other than I feel like that stat is misleading.
>>67007166
6 years.
What's the Canucks record in that time?
Also I found your tumblr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk_UfxoouAU
Non ant video, with sound.
>>67007151
>that first defender
>>67006519
And I thought leafs fans were delusional.
>>67007151
Lmao what the fuck is Elliott doing..
>>67007204
Bettman ordered 7 games.
>>67007166
>canadia cannot into maths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>67007204
His defender was sitting on his stick
Go jaguars super bowl 51
>>67007204
His own defender was standing on his stick so he was concentrating on getting it free as opposed to looking for the puck.
Why do Chicago fans support a rapist? Don't they know how problematic that is?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CHOKE BLUES RERREEEEEEEEV
>>67007218
nah, he just lost track of the puck because the dumbass in front of him didn't move, so he couldn't whip around with his stick in time
>dangle two exhausted forwards and shoot into traffic
>get lucky the puck just squeaks out to the far post
>defenseman steps on goalie stick, he can't get across
Looked really sick but desu was pretty lucky and never would have happened in regulation. I rate the move 8.5/10 and the goal 6/10
>>67007220
>not shooting the puke
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>67007166
>the inevitable
yes, they like slowing their path to winning for whatever reason.
>>67007151
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>>67007218
>fighting for your stick on a wrap a round
Am I too late for
>rags
>>67007232
>coming from a country with one the worst rape rates per capita
why isn't the rapist doing the meme hair this ploffs?
>>67002470
Jets Ducks was crazier, I think the Ducks led for like 12 minutes in the first 3 games.
>>67007251
He should have just dropped it, but he was probably panicked and thought he was going to have to dive and save it with the stick.
>>67007261
Because he's trying to be a new person and he's associating the mullet with party-boy.
>>67007261
have you seen his hair line kippers-san? it's getting embarassing.
>>67007270
thought mullets was more associated with white trailer trash than "party boy"
miss that hairdo
It'd be pretty funny if Chicago got BTFO and eliminated at home desu
>>67007280
yeah man, he's wearing a cap most of the time
he should do hair transplant or some shit, he's getting paid $10.5M a year
>>67007281
Well, considering he's from Buffalo that's probably synonymous with party boy to him.
>>67007288
Yeah and then the bloos advance to the next round.
Hawks have three more rounds to lose, but bloos have to lose now
>>67004597
Gross, why isnt that a black man?
>>67007195
lmao all that cheering
what did he mean by this?
>>67007331
me on the right
3+6+1=10
>>67007337
post butt
>>67007331
Wisconsin people remind me of the deformed people in mad max
>>67006895
>fans post more when their team wins
Say it aint so
I think it's funny because he's going to go from drunk partyboy to ugly creep very quickly because of the hair loss
>>67007218
>>67007229
Thats when you let go of it
Are the Blues going to Blue it again?
I despise Hitchcock and his hockey killing coaching style so i sure hope so.
>>67007203
Most Wings fans are armchair GMs and have shit ideas. Just laugh at them and move along.
Today on 97.1 The Ticket
>is it time we start thinking about firing Blashill?
Is it time I find out where you live and smash your face in with a baseball bat?
As much as I'm a fan of this team I can't stand most of the other fans.
Idk if any of the Detroit fans are on but good series. despite it only being 5 it felt like it could have easily been more. >we got outplayed tonight but luckily bishop memed them to the victory
>>67006873
Nice Armenian meme
>>67007409
Yeah plenty of respect to Bishop for that one. I was saying before just being good on the power play wasn't enough but tonight they were fucking abysmal and he carried them anyway. Maybe just maybe they have better chances than I thought.
>>67007429
I hope when stralman gets back it'll boost the D a bit. He was a key part of the PP so I'm surprised it functioned that well without him. Other than that great move by Callahan at the end that game was all bishop stoping everything thrown at him. There must have been at least 5 meme aways. Good series though, I hope to see more of that in the future
>>67007291
not a bad idea desu
>tfw wongs
Feels bad man, i hope the team will become elite again before i die
Also, even if datsyuk leaves and bones the wongs outta 7 mil i still aint mad, will always be my favorite player ever
>>67007471
>that cheeky smile
>>67007506
Me on the bottom-middle
>>67007489
I'm just happy they even made it in the first place. I'm glad Larkin and Athanasiou got some playoff experience and I got to see their first playoff goals. It sucked seeing them lose after outplaying Tampa tonight but at least they didn't get blown the fuck out. It could always be so much worse...
Being a fan of a mediocre team with flashes of greatness is hard sometimes but it sure beats being the fan of a shit team.
Why did the ducks not start Andersen from game 1?
>>67007515
>>67007558
Who are you bandwagoning anyway?
>Hawks win
Sorry reddit, not today
>rags
>pullqvist
>>67007658
Reddit=hawks
>>67007683
Not anymore
>>67007683
> reddit = hawks
Who are the caps
Who are any cali team
Who are the Bruins
Who are the avs
Who are Canadian teams
>>67007718
t. reddithawks "fan"
>302 posts
>17 unique posters
>>67007718
Reddit hates the kings, don't mind the ducks, and love the sharks
Bruins are certainly not a reddit team
>>67007718
The Reddithawks might be more reddit than the Seattle Seahawks, coincidentally also named the Reddithawks
>106 posts
>1 poster
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>67007718
>Bruins
nigga what
>>67007754
Semen slurping might actually be a good sport for you, considering you're too dumb to hover over the numbers 4chan-x gives you and see it goes Posts / Files / IPs / Page.
>310 posters
>1 post
>>67007824
I don't think this semen slurping meme is for me
>>67007838
We aren't computer code writers idiot, we are hockey fans. Take this binary code gibberish to C++ and HTML forums or some shit
>>67007550
They're going full Vancouver with their goalies. If they were in a Canadian market people would be blowing up about their goalie controversy. The GM wants Gibson to be the starter but Andersen is the superior option so the coach always goes back to him. Given the contract that they gave Gibson and the fact that Andersen is RFA and probably doesn't want to keep getting jerked around I could see Anaheim being forced to trade him.
>>67007862
Which team are you rooting for?
>>67007838
>that image
What the fuck am I looking at
>>67007878
http://a.4cdn.org/sp/thread/67002350.json
It's this thread in json format. 4chan-x uses it when it updates the thread, that's how it tells you how many unique IP addresses are in a thread.
>>67007873
I trust EA
>>67007718
bean burritos have Cartman
they are the most reddit by fucking far
rags
>tranpa
>>67007887
You know Hiroshimoot added a unique user count to the board more than a year ago that you could have just taken a picture of, right?
>>67008109
4chan-x (which I use) had it before that. Could take a screenshot of it but the meme is to misread it, so I used the json which spells it out in no uncertain terms.
BUT POSTING RAGS GIVES US POWER
Rags are done. Time to rebuild the team.
>rags
>>67007896
Gay beaners have burns though, he's Reddits favorite player
>>67007872
the ducks are doing a lot of dumb meme shit, like splitting up getzlaf and perry, starting gibson over andersen, putting mcginn on the 4th line, it feels like they're trying to lose sometimes
perry just isn't nearly as effective without getzlaf, rakell is pretty good but he's too easily bodied off the puck on in the playoffs
>>67008201
>rägs
who does /hoc/ take tomorrow, panthlols or islels?
>>67008240
barkovs
>>67008240
panthols, my bracket can't take another loss
>picked mild
>picked blackcawks
JUST
>>67008257
>picked mild
oh anon why
>>67008316
>clots
>>67008254
>>67008313
barkov = playoff ghost. spurdo, please
>>67008316
stamkos on the cover? they can do better.
who is he going to sign with anyways?
>>67008326
the laffs
>>67008322
He's been doing the meat and potatoes work, letting other players score nice goals
>>67007151
What the fuck
I believed in you poos
>>67008305
thought maybe I could pull off an upset and get ahead of others in the bracket if the mild could take advantage of finnish goaltending and the stors defense, but, I should have known better...
>mild
Today was the day the magic died lads. Im fucking sad.
>>67008403
Stop fucking sad and start fucking glad it happened bro
>>67008355
pretty sure that isn't the role of a top liner. barkov should look to tavares on that
>>67008403
He'll come back, no way he can leave that money behind. Plus he can't play in Russia for a year.
>>67008322
leave finlan alone. canada is ignorant.
>>67008427
I kind of doubt he will. He didn't look like himself this year and he looks really tired and old. I think he's gonna walk, but he told Holland to trade him, I just gotta hope Kenny is fucking smart enough to do it.
I want the shorks to win the cup pls
Laine will play on the first line today
Like real first overalls do
>>67008705
won't happen with Joonas "0.25 PPG" Donskoi
>>67009076
is patrik laine the jesse puljujarvi of his time?
>>67009156
Better
>>67009189
thank you. what are the penguins chances of picking him up at the draft?
>>67009218
Might take Crosby and Malkin to get the 1st overall
>>67009218
You have a bigger chance at marrying Heidi Klum
>>67009240
>>67009241
I thought they had toronto's first round pick?
>>67009241
Yeah man, no way he goes that late in the draft
>>67009270
Toronto is getting a 1st round pick from Pittsburgh, since Pittsburgh qulified for the playoffs this season.
>>67007151
Not sure if Elliott was gesturing to the ref or his teammates, but either way I fucking keked
>>67009307
okay then. do we have any shot at getting matthews?
>>67009307
Kek this Crowns team is a joke
>>67009357
See --> >>67009241
Pittsburgh won't get any top pick.
>>67009370
The KHL one? Yeah, it is. They'll have bigger annual losses than Jokerit.
I wonder how many players will be happy with not having a home, but instead travel around for 75% of the games or something.
The attendance will be shit too of course.
>>67009370
>>67009422
I could see there being a quite big interest in watching their games on TV/streams. But the attendance will be absolute shit. At least for the games in Stockholm, which is most of them.
>>67009422
Jokerit isn't profitable? That legit surprises me. I thought people were hyped as fuck about them.
>>67009375
wow, prissy. no need to be a bitch about it.
>tfw staying up till 12:30 on a work night cause team blew a 2 goal lead in the 3rd period
>tfw dreading regretting it and preparing to F for my team.
>tfw MVP Kane out of nowhere with a toe drag so nasty it makes the best ape hoop crossover look mild.
>feels Goodman.
>>67009453
Nope, they have lost €13 400 000 during their first year in the KHL.
>>67009465
Just trying to be honest, didn't mean anything by it
>>67009453
People may be hyped. But it's very expensive to have a team in the KHL. Wouldn't surprise me if they neded double the amount of attendance and merch sales as the biggest team in Liiga to turn a profit.
>>67009453
No they made like 10mil loss this and last season
>>67009375
it's cool bro. do you think stamkos wants to sign with us in the summer?
>>67009493
>>67009519
>>67009565
>But it's very expensive to have a team in the KHL.
Yeah, I suppose Russia is fucking huge. And it's only gonna get worse now that they're introducing a Chinese team next season. The Russian economic situation isn't looking exactly promising, either. The KHL changes teams like dirty socks, that's my main issue with it. Still, Slovan's in it, so it's gonna be the league I follow the closest for as long as they're in.
The Crowns team is gonna be a fucking disaster by the way, if it even ever sees the light of day.
>>67009590
No, why do you think he would consider Pittsburgh?
>>67009615
elite powerhouse offense, elite future goaltender (murray might be the next lundqvist), pretty good defense, and a jack adams eligible coach
>>67009600
Yeah, there will be some really long flights with jet lag and all that. They'll be expensive too of course.
Understandable, I'd probably follow the Crowns to if they come into existence.
Indeed it will be. It's not without reason that the only one willing to invest in such a project is some russian billionaire.
>>67009659
Do pongs even have cap space?
>>67009659
There are other good teams too.
Pittsburgh would probably have to get rid of Crosby or Malkin if they want to make space for Stamkos, and I can't really see that happening.
3-0 for Tappara tonight Laine with a hat trick
>rags
It's literally a team only carried by their goaltender.
The instant padqvist has a bad night, their team follows.
>mfw Kane scored and the Hawks won
>>67009800
Just like the smelly frogs
>>67009701
how about subban for letang? a change of scenery might help both and I heard that monkey's on the market
>>67009493
>>67009565
>>67009519
How can it cost this much money though?
I thought Jokerit would have been the most profitable team in the KHL, considering they have the biggest stadium and a pretty huge fanbase.
I went to a Jokerit game when I was in Helsinki 2 years ago and got a jersey which occasionally wear it to drop ins, and there are always people who recognise it and compliment on it; no one recognises my St Petersburg jeresey.
>>67010045
That's not going to happen.
No team's going to get rid of a star defenceman, especially the habs.
>>67009590
Pittsburg has no where near the cap space required for Stamkos, unless Stamkos wants to play for WAAAAAAAAY under his value just to play with Crosby, Malkin, Letang and Kessel, which is something he would never ever do.
Who's ready for the second exit of the tournament?
>Kongs
>>67010067
Travel distance is far greater and salaries are much higher.
In the case of the swedish team they'd be on the road much more often, which means a lot more hotel rooms. And everything is more expensive in Finland/Sweden than in Russia, that factors in as well. It all adds up.
>>67010045
Habs do not want to lose their star player. Price might be their best player, but I'd say that Subban probably is their most profitable player.
>4/23/16
>rags eliminated
>shit Hawks eliminsted
>this is the year of our Lord and savior, Matthew Murray.
I cannot handle all this.
Who
>Rags
here
>>67010245
from what i saw from murray last year in WBS, i knew this kid was gonna be special. multiple vezina winner in the making
>Chicago about to reverse sweep the blues.
Why won't they just die.
>>67010294
yeah so far he seems like a smarter lundqvist
>>67010306
& minus the douchey ego, literally jesus incarnate
>padvist
i said rags had better chance with Raanta
>>67010357
They really wouldn't have.
>rags
these teams will be eliminated from the FIRST ROUND(1st)
>rags
>blackcawks
>kongs
this man triggers /hoc/
>>67010675
why are canadians so ugly?
>>67010357
>>67010417
Be nice to each other for one day
>Hawks forwards finally playing
>Kane drought over
>yfw they assrape the Poos tomorrow and effectively end the series
>>67010687
He looks like a mouse
>>67010700
Sweden smells bad
Is it too late to >rags?
>>67010731
No,
you just have your mouth too close to your nose
>>67010761
>rags is eternal
>>67010708
Wake up bud, that shit ain't happening.
>>67010819
>delusional poos fan detected
Lmao at your life bud
Its clear to me that Lundpads looked down the ice and saw the superior, handsomer, more elite goaler Matt Murray and just decided to pull himself out of the game and retire
>>67010876
Chiraq is going out in the 1st round and there's nothing you or your shit team can do about it
>>67010876
I'm actually here for the Pongs, because you know,
>rags
But suck dick anyway faggot.
>>67010708
>Kane drought over
Hasn't he been point per game throughout the series though?
>the delusional shanty town of aint louis.
>>67010928
Goal drought faggot
>>67010900
Lmao at your life
>>67010943
>hur hur hur hur lmao at your life hur hur hur
Quiet down little faggot. We all know you're not laughing.
Did he phone it in, senpai? Did he just give up to be closer to his daughter in May?
>he still thinks grandpa bay has a chance against the pings
>>67010994
You can't count on Russians 90% of the time. They're in it for the money and as soon as they get what they want they'll tell you to fuck off. Zero team loyalty.
t. devils fan
>>67010994
>russians
>>67010955
Mad?
I would be too if i were you. It's ok.
>>67011050
>accuse someone else of being mad
>reply to literally every post about shitcongo
>>67011047
thats a really big collar
>>67011050
I'm pretty relaxed, since it's been an easy day at work and my plant shuts down at 3 every Friday, but thanks for the concern.
>rags
Shit team
Thank God It's Friday
>>67011195
huomenta
>>67011037
>in it for the money
>might forfeit a year of his contract
Here's your (you)
I wish finns would get loaded and post vocaroos of themselves ranting about hokkei 2bh
>rags
>grandpa gay
>>67011221
why do you suck finn dick all day, burger?
Hope the reddithawks-blouse series goes to 7 games.
>>67011232
To try and prevent future horrors.
>>67011257
You know, that was just retaliation.
>>67002733
Tatar had 3 points, senpai..Everyone else had 1. Datsyuk had 0
>>67011257
Kind of like how USA blew the fuck out of Japan so hard they became cucks, now Finland has done it to this guy
>>67010994
Kinda looked like everyone phoned it in
Seriously, except for game 3, every player just waited for the puck to come to them and the bolts were actually moving their feet trying to intercept shit
How many shots were deflected by Tampa sticks? Like half it seemed
Detroit deflections? Naw man, just hit that guy, or literally do nothing
I fucking hate this team this year, I hope ericsson pulls a konstantinov and I hope Holland actually does something this off season. Like maybe get an actually good defenseman
>rags
Bird vs Bird for the cup lads
>>67011257
I hate Team USA: way to capitulate after putting Canada on a pedestal in 2014
>>67011209
My point was that they don't care about the team/organization/commitments they've made, Sven.
>>67011377
>hating your national team because they don't win
Nice
>>67011403
>B-b-ut Olympics don't matter
>>67011387
Claiming that is like claiming that every american is a narcisist.
He was pretty much pressured into a multi year contract. He was almost ready to leave before signing. This one is on Holland.
Who do I bandwagon guys? I should pick the Flyers but they suck apparently
>>67011374
Lightning isn't a bird, it's weather
>canadian education system
>>67011403
I hate them because the management is dumb enough to put people like Disco Dan behind the bench then be surprised when everyone blows us the fuck out desu
Igor Eronko
@IgorEronko
Igor Larionov told @IgorRabiner #Sharks offered him head coach position a year ago before Peter DeBoer was hired, but he declined
>>67011452
Who else are they supposed to choose? All the good coaches are Canadian
>>67011444
Kitties for memes, Caps if you want to win
>>67011450
I almost made the exact same joke but was too lazy.
>>67011450
Sorry lad, lgbtning wont get past the pings
>>67011452
You guys seemed pretty happy when team USA was lighting everyone up in the rr
I rarely watch the regular season because of the time difference, but having just seen 45 mins of Datsyuk highlights, some of his plays look absolutely out of this world.
F.
>>67011465
Same HC and supporting staff from 2010. I don't know if they talked to him or not. I know he has a dual-citizenship but chose to coach for us previously.
>>67011489
>implying every single country doesn't shitpost at full throttle at every opportunity during the Olympics
As soon as Dan was announced I knew it was fucked.
>>67011444
Flyers are actually a good pick now, since they're gonna be great in a couple years. Choose them now and get in on the ground floor, instead of becoming
>Kings fan since 2012
>>67011489
Pongs gotta get past the craps first, which is gonna be the best series of the playoffs.
>>67011465
Torts lel
>>67011444
fuck off ya bandwagon cunt
>>67011517
Yeah you're probably right
>>67011499
>Good player
>Score a highlight reel goal every 2 years
Datsyuk is one of the most over rated players in the league desu
>>67011452
>>67011503
I have low expectations after Tortorella was hired for the >World Cup. Can't wait for Abdelkader to get minutes, Kane to underperform, and Quick to supersede Schneider because >Lombardi
>>67011531
The Pens are the only thing that can stop Tampa. If Caps win Tampa goes all the way
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 15 min.
@DetroitRedWings & @Datsyuk13 have called for a press conferance at 1pm
So, is this it?
>tfw "finnish players are busts" meme will end in 3 years
Feels good man, So glad we're producing quality players again after 1985-1993 born age groups were ruined by"everyone plays" mentality
>>67011539
Start getting hyped now straya m8
>Ghostbear
>Provorov
>Sanheim
>Morin
>Konecny
>>67011550
Wait, abdelkader made the team? What the fuck
>>67011541
Holy fuck are you ever casual. He's one of the most skilled players of all time. He's called the magic man for a reason.
>>67011562
I will never forgive you if the leafs draft pulju or laine and they turn out to be massive busts.
Finns will rise.
>>67011580
Marner will be a bigger bust desu senpai
>>67007151
KANE RAPING EVERYBODY OUT HERE
>>67007405
Every fan is an armchair GM
The problem with most Detroit fans is they are FUCKING AWFUL armchair GMs who just try to get rid of every bad player thinking 'oh geez, we're gonna get something great for this garbage'
Valenti is the only person worth listening to on 97.1 desu senpai
>>67011590
>>67011554
Don't ruse me like that.
>>67011585
He's a coin flip anon. He could be the next Giroux or just another undersized player who can't adjust to the nhl level. He's a high risk high reward type of player. Personally I think he'll turn out just fine. Guys that have a good work ethic and compete in all areas of the ice usually turn out to be pretty good. You can't teach work ethic or heart and Marner has both.
>>67011554
how many bongs and bings till this?
>>67011444
Caps, they have an Australian player.
Finns will always bust. It's one of the laws of the universe.
>>67011554
Probably
F
>>67011618
I'll bust a nut on your moms face.
>flies all the way to florida from michigan
>watches datsyuk do nothing in his last game
>watches the wings get elminated in a shut out
>throws octopus on away ice because he's retarded
>GETS ARRESTED
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/PublicInquiry/ArrestInquiry/ViewArrest?id=16015456&k1=8d36a9ab750e585&k2=LTc0ODA3NzcxMA%3d%3d
>>67011608
>>67011611
>>67011623
--> >>67011608
Sorry :(
>>67011630
hashtag passion
>>67011569
>Never had a 100 point season
>Wont break 1000 points in career
>Under PPG for career
>Never won olympic gold
Muh highlight magic
Muh Selke
>>67011635
Hahahaha
>>67011624
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
what did he mean by this?
>>67011630
If it weren't for guys like him you wouldn't have a team desu
Have some respect
>>67011609
>You can't teach work ethic or heart
Yes you can, just get them off their lazy ass.
>>67011569
how young are you
>>67006519
>trade Mrazek
reminds me of Roy, Hasek and Brodeur & literally the first wongs goalie I feel comfortable with since '08-'09 Osgood
>>67011583
>>67011590
>>67011605
>>67011614
>>67011624
>>67011627
He's a fucking human Donald Duck. Memes finally went too far. They knocked up some poor Finnish woman to satisfy their mad desires. Can't wait for the draft desu. Please, memes, don't let your only son be ruined by a shit team.
>>67011670
you haven't made any friends there yet? youre just gonna spend all day on 4chan while youre in japan you dumb faggot?
>>67011670
>Memes finally went too far.
JAPAN BRINGING THE HEAT ON BINLAND
>>67011665
What? How does liking datsyuk imply I'm young? Are you mentally handicapped or something? He's been in the league for 15 years.
>>67011692
why didn't you answer the question
>>67011644
>muh points and olympic gold
Some players are just so skillful they make a game worth watching despite not producing anything, there's similar players in football.
Also, by your logic there's only been good players from Canada and Sweden the past 16 years. Datsyuk must've cucked your team pretty hard for you to be THIS mad.
>>67011644
>excellent highlight reel
>not good
sometimes I think the nhl should expand more into canada with teams like phoenix and florida but then I remember what a pile of shit all your teams are
>>67011692
He's suggesting that while Datsyuk has a lot of highlight reel plays he's never done anything really noteworthy.
F
>>67011696
>>67011711
>>67011707
>Some players are just so skillful they make a game worth watching despite not producing anything,
So basically he isn't a great point producer, but you like him because he makes really pretty plays? I dont think this semen slurping sport is for you.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10016591
>>67011707
Rob schremp confirmed for HHOF first ballot
>>67011745
Datsyuk had the greatest hands in the NHL.
Shit thing is his game knowledge is shit.
>>67011684
It's midnight here, dipshit. Want me to blog about what I did today, or would you rather explain why you're shitposting on a Friday morning?
>>67011684
>everyone lives in the same timezone
Stay in school kids or you might end up like this retard
>>67011725
I like to see good stick handling, I think most do?
Where are the canadian teams this year by the way? Were they too focused on olympic gold to make it?
New thread
>>67011788
>>67011788
>>67011788
>>67011799
DO NOT USE
he used the name field not the subject field. its unsearchable
>>67011815
this desu
actual new thread
>>67011830
>>67011830
>>67011830
>>67011798
>Where are the canadian teams this year by the way? Were they too focused on olympic gold to make it?
Are you confusing what the argument here is swissbro?
>I like to see good stick handling, I think most do?
Sure I do. But in the grand scheme off things, it's pretty irrelevant when it comes to judging players careers. See >>67011763
>>67011799
>>67011835
>it's a two threads episode
>>67006988
I wouldn't be so naive
