Tampa Bay Lightning vs. Detroit Red Wings Game 5
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3hTAxyYoDc
Stream here starting at 7PM
>>66996262
thanks senpai
Good thread
>>66996321
Trying to keep it classy this time. Maybe just maybe I won't shitpost through the game. Let's see.
>>66996337
Well if Detroit ends up being eliminated go for it. May as well get the frustration out. I'm almost disappointed this series has to end eventually. Either no more games or games against teams with no fans
>>66996352
Detroit getting eliminated on the same day Prince died would be just too much for me I think. I'd need to go do something else for awhile.
>>66996262
thanks
>>66996405
:( I'll try to keep my shitposting to a minimum too then
detroit has the biggest population of faggots in the midwest
>>66996486
You all must really need our money, judging by all those "Visit Tampa Bay" billboards up in Auburn Hills.
drew-ANN
datsuns last game
> tfw detoilet is paying ericsson more than johnson and kucherov combined
how can one team be so stinky smelly nigger?
>>66996551
I was going to type a shitpost here but I deleted it. Here's your (You)
Who will stick to your memory the best, Datsyuk or Lecavalier?
Please vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006119
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006119
>>66996551
Ericsson is a conman who got too deep into his scheme and couldn't get out.
>>66996567
It's ok f@m this is a friendly game. Just ignore him
>wings getting eliminated tonight
never expected this series to go past 0-4 anyway so I can't be upset really
Wings fan for the past 23 years... They are probably gonna be done tonight... Only bummer is prolly last game with Dats. Tampa had a chance to get to the finals again I believe, especially if they get healthier. If Wings somehow made it to the second round, we'll just get bounced then. This board was obnoxious the other night. Let's talk some hockey instead of just saying Tranpa and niggers
>>66996514
I would murder someone to put my dick in that body
> tranpa gay
>>66996731
>Let's talk some hockey instead of just saying Tranpa and niggers
this is /sp/, do you really think that's going to happen?
Lol not at all, worth a shot
>>66996262
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3hTAxyYoDc
Alright!
>>66996731
>>66996731
> Let's talk some hockey instead of just saying Tranpa and niggers
Can always dream
legoooo
>>66996702
I just hope I can see them play one more game. Maybe I'll even go to the Joe to see it if it happens.
Stream is up
>>66996741
who wouldnt lol
hyped as fuck senpai
How do you feel that this is Datsyuk's last gamerino?
Why does periscope in Florida only have black guys? Spent the last two hours there and everyone would say "lgrw" except one nigger. There was a tranny too in daytona that refused to say it. Not even trying to meme
This game put me to sleep last time and I ended up missing the first period of the hawks game
This better be better because there's nothing else on right now.
Oh, also wongs suck :)
See you guys after we both get eliminated
>>66996811
holy fuck is that real? looks like this Trump girl that people were posting in Trump generals a couple months ago.
>>66996818
>pics or it didn't happen
Who /boltsinfive/ here?
I've been betting for 15 years & I can guarantee you that Detroit wins tonight. Not sure about the next 2 games, as the lines for those are not out yet.
>>66996844
I hope you're right, money man.
>>66996805
>wanting to stick your dick in shitskins
>>66996810
Is that the guy who sits beside the penalty booth?
>>66996811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvYmpenz6O0
tbf
>>66996875
The Malektronic Space Man sits next to the away bench
>>66996915
Oh, okay. Thanks
Goose is staying loose. Watch it happen.
>rags
Mickey is so right
I hope this isn't Datsyuks last game. Post your rarest Datsyuks to give him energy.
>50 posts
>no wongs greentext yet
Allow me to
>wongs
helo am i too late to
>tranpa bay
>>66996805
For u
http://www.videobuzzy.com/m/n5877
I like this pressure that Tampa is putting on
>too many men
>shitcago
FUCK
Refpuck starting early.
>>66997021
>too many men
>refpuck
Is this your first hockey game?
>>66997033
He had one skate on the bench. Zzz
>>66997046
maybe he should have tried zero
excellent start you fucking idiots
>all this sloppiness
Garrison, no
>>66996844
that image is dumb, most women pay for their own meals during dates
time to not get more powerplay points
Inb4 refpuck by tranpa gay
>Wets GO Wongs
>Wets GO Wongs
>>66996985
Here you go Familla
>Detroit
>power play
Nothing is going to happen
>not shooting on the 5 on 3
god damn green and richards fucking shoot it
Thank you based Goal post
datsun hits post
Whyyyy aaaare theeeeyyy plaaaayyying sooooo sloooowww?
Jesus flippin' christ. How can one NHL team be this slow in 5v3?
> tampa bay tears powered by salt water
>>66997102
Sorry swede bro
>Detoilet """"""""power"""""""" play
>>66997102
>>66997102
National
Hackeysack
League
Jesus christ our powerplay is so fucking bad.
>wongs "power" play
How many SOG during that 5 on 3?
2?
>2 SOG on 1:30min of 5 on 3
>>66997124
Not your fault man
>>66997129
Just poo my shit up famalam
That """""""""""""""""""""power"""""""""""""""""""" play made my dick hard
Tampa PP coming up I think?
be thankful the powerplay only failed, if howard were in goal tonight it'd be fucking 0-3 already
>Lightning PP
How did this happen? Over one (1) season, Kronwall, Ericsson, Green and Nyquist failing drastically.
>tranpa gay fans think they're amazing for beating the wongs on a pp
Tell me wings, who expected something good out of our """"""pp""""""
Why does Cooper wear a rat on his head?
That's the second 5 on 3 that Detroit fucked up this series.
>STEAL PUCK
>slash? what did they even call?
Looking at the replay that slash was soft as fuck
I think that was a bit of an even up call.
>>66997200
>expecting Ericsson to do anything but pretend to be a mannequin
Tbh he needs to do something to end his contract. Not an injury but find a loophole
WHO 727 HERE
>>66997280
813
>>66997280
Tfw 206
>rags
>rags
>>66997280
843
>>66997280
Formerly 727, Colorado now
989
>it's a trollpost game
>>66997280
>386
Anyone know a good gay club in the Area? All I know is savoy. (Rip streamline, and hollywood cantina)
>>66997343
>>66997343
Reddit is elsewhere
>>66997280
813
Can I join your club?
128 here
2 fucking posts already in this game...Larkin post last game... Goddamnit!
>>66997327
Aren't they all? I haven't been entirely impressed with Tampa but I have to give props to Bishop, he's a big guy
>>66997280
727 AYYYY. Treasure Island here. GO BOLTS
>>66997356
Pretty sure I'm in a Tampa game thread. Are we not all reddit here?? XD
313 representing
LGRW
>>66997379
(Commonly Posted Response to the quoted bait at the end of the posters statement)
I bet to much money on this game
>>66997395
you're totally not a faggot.
>>66997402
THE NOSE KNOWS
>>66997417
Yeah le ironic leddit posts are the pinnacle of humor.
>>66997409
here here, go Tampa, parlayed with St. Louis!
>>66997417
Are you propositioning me anon? I love trannies just as much as you!
>>66997379
There have been that many goalpost hits, have there?
Tampa crowd.. More golf shirts than hockey jerseys
>>66997395
You fucking wasted it on a stupid post.
LGRW! At least lose with dignity.
This game does not feel like a playoff game. It feels so slow
>>66997463
At least 2 or 3 per game. It's not at the level that some other series are but it's still frustrating.
>>66997471
Does anyone have info on abdelkader and his taped up hands? Boyle is about to be rekt if we lose and his hands aren't taped.
>>66997483
Neither team has let the other get going offensively. Just power plays which were also pretty dead
>>66997488
Okay. We'll see what number this game lands on then.
>>66997402
fuck off kike
>Lightning PP
>BROKEN WINGS
Drouin wants so badly to get a goal.
>you better be kidding me
I'm with Mickey. They're ready to get this one over with.
inb4 mike green does some stupid shit and costs the wongs a goal
Does anyone have an fsd stream. I need my mickey
>rags
>rags
>rags
Why has the officiating been so God damned awful for both teams this series?
These refs are fucking AWFUL. Both ends
>>66997666
Wish I could set one up. Comcast kinda screwed me though, I should have bought a blackmagic instead of a hdhomerun.
>>66997679
>>66997670
Welcome to the NHL
Worst officiating in pro sports
RAGS B T F O
>>66997741
Basketball is much worse
734 here went to games 3 and 4.
I think the NHL just wants to end this series already so they can put something else on CBC.
>Kongs, Rags, Hawks and Detroit about to be eliminated
Going to be an interesting final this year.
>>66997771
Cool. That's also my area code.
>>66997757
True, but apehoop rules are shit to begin with
>>66997779
>muh dwindling ratings
HOLY SHIT
>RAGS
Don't tell me NBC had something to do with that.
>>66997906
Nah they've got nobody to blame but themselves.
What are you bros drinking? Great Lakes Eliot Ness here.
>>66997793
DESU zero Detroit fans expected to go anywhere. We were just happy to make it in and meme all over Boston.
>>66997942
Watered down Dr. Pepper from Wendy's
>>66997945
>When people from out of state think fans of Detroit teams living in Michigan are bandwagoners
If you see someone from Michigan wearing Green Bay Packers gear feel free to kick his ass though.
>>66997945
This. Any true Detroit fan knows we aren't winning the Stan Lee cup. We're just happy to be present and enjoy
>muh streak
If we had some kind of multiple miracles where we won we'd be happy. But none of us expected to go past round 1
>>66997945
I feel you. Tampa beat Boston in the last game of the season where they were eliminated. Good feels.
>>66997994
The fact that Lions fans even exist nullifies bandwagon status from everyone living in the state
>>66998042
Anon knows the truth. We're winning the superb owl 2040
Tampa has got to stop losing so many face offs.
>>66998009
Tampa feels the same honestly. Most fans don't believe in their heart of hearts that they'll win this year but getting in was great and many of us just want to see Detroit lose again
damn both teams are playing slow
>Lightning PP
>>66998137
Good defense all around. They are both getting cucked on the power plays.
Another call on Detroit, at least it's not a questionable this time.
Weak trip but I'll take it. Tampa needs to cash in on one of these.
Holy shit Bishop. This PP is fucking awful.
>Tampa in charge of keeping the puck
Bolts powerplay just hahahah
Both of these teams look like shit so far this game.
Sorry sandwich bros. You're just as bad as we are on pp
What a shit effort so far. Do they really want to go back to shitty Detoilet? They need their fucking heads out of their asses and start playing.
>>66998267
No shit
>>66998267
Worse, they had the puck taken from them multiple times.
At least Bishop looks sharp.
>tfw teams are trying to be as shitty as you
are you man enough to stop cussing?
>>66997942
Miller Lite
>tfw no more Miller, possibly ever
>>66998334
I actually don't cuss irl only on the internet
>>66998334
Shit, man
I don't fucking know
>>66998334
Fuck off Shaw you fucking faggot nigger
As a bootyblasted Habs fan I just have this to say:
Go Wings.
Rags down 4-0. Preds down 1-0
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>66998409
>rags
>>66998354
The industry I work in essentially requires swearing, it's used like punctuation t b h
>rags
btfo
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>66998409
Tampa bros. Can we agree on one thing please?
>rags
>>66998447
Oh we see with you. It was outstanding watching the Rags get shutout at home in game seven last year.
>Lightning PP
>>66998447
Always Wingsbro
>rags
>rags
>rags
>all that delayed penalty play for absolutely nothing to happen
Hello friends.
First highlight i saw this game was carle looking like a retArd.
Glad to see everythings the same
>>66998499
Dubs dont lie there Swedebro
How many fuckijg breakaways is Bishop going to have to stop? Get it together.
>Detroit power plays
>Detroit break aways
how many breakaways does detoilet need to score lel
> its a helm shoots a breakaway into the chest of the goalie episode
>>66998563
As long as the bolts keep getting refpuck it will keep happening.
Quick post your MVP for this season while we're still being friendly
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>66998563
How many fucking breakaways are we not going to score? Get it together.
>>66998594
>Hook a guy at the net
>Refpuck
Not even close friendo
>>66998588
The right pad isn't the chest m8
Lmao Lundqvist got pulled
>it's a bishop game
guess Bishop is the only one that came to play today
>>66998684
>le tall man in goal meme
> larkin
> good
drouin would have buried that easy
lmaoing at detoilet fans who think he is elite
>>66998738
>lmaoing
Another Detroit """"""""pp""""""" wew lad
>play proline
>bet on lightning
>it is clear that they will lose this game
Fuck
>>66998709
And the only skater looking like he gives a damn is a kid we didn't want to look at 2 weeks ago
>>66998738
I buried my dick in your mum lelmao
>>66998723
>Dave Chappelle as The Artist Formally Known as Alive
>>66998761
bet on the caps last night now the lightning, fuck my life
>>66998128
I would say I feel like that to an extent. We definitely started this year like shitbut we got it together mid way and really started stringing together some impressive wins. Then of course came the big two injuries and then just shitting the bed the last couple weeks of the season.
That being said, you have to admit we've looked a lot better this series than maybe we were expecting. Drouin has been such a blessing in disguise.
>>66998779
Was going to bet on Tampa today, but decided to follow the age old rule of never placing a bet on a game in which "your" team is a part of. Feels good.
I just realize how little I've spent bitching about Matt Carle this series. Has he been better or has the fighting just distracted me?
Fuck datsyuk. He's a pane of glass bitch.
>>66997793
>interesting
I dont think you know what that word means
>>66998845
Hedman carried his ass for a couple games
Fucking Bishop
THANK YOU BASED TALL MAN
>>66998877
>that comment
>those double doubles
Can only mean one thing..
Someone post the pane of glass screen shot
I need a laugh
>>66998886
I believe it. Is it just me or is Hedman shooting everything wide?
Tyler Johnson is dead
>TJ in the dressing room
>>66998877
>77
Hedman goal incoming?
>Third breakaway. This team better be sucking off Bishop during the intermission.
>>66998908
>>66998877
quadruple doubles
>red wing breakaways
amazing bishop
>>66998926
He is. It's like he wants to shoot with all speed and no fuckin accuracy.
>>66997945
>zero Detroit fans expected to go anywhere
Jesus christ dude, do you expect anyone to believe that? There were Detoilet fags in /hoc/ talking about how great the Wings would be all year. Given the level of delusion you're currently engaging in, you were probably one of them.
Youre like the american soccer fan who says "w-we didnt care anyway" when the team loses. Just shut up.
>>66998908
Thank you swede senpai. Do you have the pic?
>>66998937
>tranpa gay in charge of memes?
>>66998977
>Not knowing how much shitposting happens in /hoc/
You must be new around here. Welcome
>>66998977
>and I don't even know why
un fucking believable
you have a chance to put a team away and advance to the second round and you come out this fucking flat. Just pathetic.
>>66998977
Retard
>>66998955
How could I be so blind
Are playoff bishop and mrazek the best goalies in the league?
>>66998977
Stop being angry, this is the friendly thread. I've been giving Bishop props and not saying the t word. Take a sip of water and cool off.
>>66998993
Nah, sorry. I don't
>>66998977
Welcome to /hoc/ bandwagoneer. Enjoy your stay. Hope you go to an actual game thread sometime :^)
Hey, good game so far boltsbros, although, go wings.
>>66999004
stop hanging out with the crapitals
>>66999034
Are you not my swede?
>>66999012
Do you have it?
>>66998477
>>66998577
>>66998677
>>66998877
>>66998977
Are these posts trying to tell us something, /hoc/?
>>66999059
Good game Bishop is more like it. The rest of them are looking terrible.
>>66999064
I am my own swede, thank you
Still no.
>>66999072
Perhaps you should find your own answers
>>66999072
But that requires Heddy to not shoot the puck 18ft wide
>>66998977
shut up crosby
>pundits were calling Bishop overvalued just 2 years ago
heres to hoping soupy gets comfy too. all stuttering aside, bro has some decent insight
>Wings have got to be thinking "Bish please"
LEL
Which meme 4th line player will score the first and only goal of the game?
>>66999133
It's a shame Tampa will likely lose him next year.
just let datsyuk score in OT to win the game 1-0.
then the wings can meme out and TB can go on the to SCF. everyone is happy.
oh, and kippers shows her tits this time.
>>66999203
does June count as "next year"?
>this tim hortons commercial
its just fucking coffee
I honestly think Detroit could win/have won the series if Bishop did not exist.
>>66999291
Tim Horton played for the laffs. Fun fact.
>>66999311
Donny's Jigglin' Jowls
>>66999291
I go to tim hortons like 5 times a week
>>66999377
>another 77
How many OTs tonight?
>>66999240
I don't think they'll move him until next summer when he's an UFA
As a lottery ice puck casual fan, should I bracing myself for OT or will bolts give me peace?
>>66999377
nice dubs. is it good? iv'e never had it as i live in the states...i assume its like dunkin donuts
if 77 lightning lose series 4-3
Mickey is the best
>>66999475
I live in the states too, they're all over Michigan.
It's just a fast food coffee shop. A lot of people hate their coffee but it's cheap and i kind of like cheap, shitty black coffee.
They're also known for their dougnuts but I never get those. The bagels are pretty good
BASED OCTOPUS THROWER
Someome threw an octopus on the ice.
>not picking up the octopus with your hands
>not swinging it around your head
what a fucking pussy
k e k
>>66999534
thanks sherlock
Can I jump on the Tampa bandwagon if I like traps?
>>66999579
No, you're thinking of the Devils
>>66999579
Considering Wongs are obsessed with them, sure
>>66999597
>not knowing about tranpa
>>66999557
>not putting it on your head
Da fuck was Richards thinking? Helm could have had an easy tip in chance there.
Tampa slowly looking more alive.
>>66999291
It's just a fucking sub.
Tbh. Idc how this game goes tranpa. This is the start of a rivalry. I like your sandwich posting because I lived in Florida for a bit. Before anything happens, it's been fun.
What the fuck is Hedman doing out there? Does he have a concussion? That's the third or fourth time he's turned it over.
77 for tranpa
>>66999681
Fox Sports Detroit has been saying it looks like there's something wrong with him.
>>66999668
True that. Looking forward to our goalies fighting in 2 years.
Just think Steve Yzerman is watching this game and probably feeling pretty conflicted
>>66999681
Hi "girl" you wanna go to tim hortons sometime?
>>66999722
There must be. He's constantly mishandling the puck and he's shot it wide a half dozen times. I don't know what it is but I hope it's minor.
>that dive by Mrazek
good lord
>Mrazek diving
This ain't apehoop
>>66999769
He got infected by whatever Kronwall has. I think its incurable.
>Hedman confirmed for needing to be dragging around Weekend At Bernie's style after the next headshot he takes
>>66999803
>>66999810
> dat arm snap
> diving
>>66999803
>>66999810
Every single goalie in the league would have done that in that situation tbf
Based Callihan
>>66999843
Does swede have the statistics for kronwall's shots on wall?
>>66999862
Bruh he tried to shoulder Kuch and then did a 720.
Go Detroit!
>>66999901
Why would I?
>>66999935
shut the fuck up beaner
I don't even like the red wings but I hope they win so we get a game 6. This series has been great.
>>66999901
Swede might not want to admit it, but Kronwall's shots on wall are even higher than Pulkcannon's.
>>66999935
Admit it, you picked them because of the colors, right?
[spoiler]so did I[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RM5xddzIT8
Jesus just bench Hedman.
>>66999952
That's what I was wondering. My season of stalking him is in vain
>>66999941
>h'wat
>yfw the wings blow it with 30s to go
How many memes have to be posted until there is a goal?
>>67000000
>rags
>>67000098
sad thing is you're right
they might hold it to OT but they'll blow it 2:00 in
this game is nerve wracking
Johnson back to the room. Hedman retarded. Why is everyone dead?
Tyler Johnson has immense diarrhea because of the shitty publix subs hes been eating
>>67000127
Just keep memeing and eventually there will be a goal
>>67000138
Beautiful.
>>66999997
Nope. I actually like them.
>>66999944
Rood.
>>67000008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMv10OisGdU&list=PLgr4jAFvG97AeSVLEUaTsT-y3ajrCFUOp
>>67000202
This pic pisses me off why would anyone put pancakes to their chin especially if they have hair and there's syrup on them
On topic: Richards to datsyuk for goal wongs win 1-0
>>67000250
well detroit got to sleep at home, tampa had to travel
This game is boring
I don't like meme tall goalies but bishop's helmet looks cool as fuck.
t. red wings fan
>>67000270
Holy shit have you not seen Breaking bad? Its just a bit in front of his face, not actually touching him.
Also hoping for that play.
>>67000318
It glows in the dark
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>>67000270
??????
>>67000336
literallyinconsolable.exe
Please no OT. I really need to sleep
This has been a comfy thread for a playoff series. Like our season games. Are we the classiest rivals until someone wins?
I think Tatar leads the league in almost-goals
>>67000403
fuck off randy
>>67000403
fuck off randy
>>67000374
anyone have the JUST lundpads version?
Bishop has made a lot of saves but have any of them really been amazing? Getting a lot of slurp from the announcers
>>67000403
Frig off Randy.
>yfw one team scores in the last two minutes and then the other one scores when they pull their goalie
>>67000403
Fuck you randy
>>67000449
Larkin leads the league in missing the net or hitting the post.
>>67000403
fuck off cheeseburger walrus
>>67000403
Fuck off Randy.
GOD DAMN SUSTR FUCKING SUCKS
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
Fuck this shit
SSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
damn son
FYUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK HOCKEY
fuckin lel. Thank god this season is over.
SCAAAAAAAAAR
Say goodbye to the magic man
>DEBTOILET
>Mrazek
I remember he did this a lot last year.
GAME OVER DETOILET
SEASON OVER
IT'S OVER
Fucking retard mrazek leaving the net I knew that shit would cost him soon
>>67000098
1 minute off
>Debtroit
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>detoilet
Fuck the wings, fuck the streak. Blow it up.
WELL FRIG
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
"muh streak"
Bigger question is why the fuck is Kronwall-Ericsson still a defensive pairing?
They fucking suck together and Ericsson shouldn't even be playing in the NHL.
brb jumping off a bridge
and the wings have no incentive to get better for next season because of all the "FINAL SEASON AT THE JOE" shit and how everyone will be clamoring to go
see you all this time next year for the annual first round exit, and that's if they can continue this meaningless streak
>mfw witnessing the end of the Red Wings season
not that I expected anything less.
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>MRAZEK
>DETOLIET
>DATSYUK
Suck that electrified dick Wongs
>Captcha: Select all the choo choos
F
I think I love Alex Killorn
>>67000577
Another fucking 77. Fuck you. It was a good series though. I enjoyed our games together. So thanks.
>>67000602
also realizing that we're the FIRST FUCKING TEAM TO BE ELIMINATED
Kronwall with the lazy defense. BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR DETROIT DEAD THINGS.
Fuckin Garrison again
COULDN'T LET IT END WITHOUT A LITTLE BIT OF REFPUCK
>delayed penalty
>keeps the puck
jeeeez
Idiot wings should've turned over the puck instead of wasting time 6 on 4 time.
>Datsyuk leaves
>Wongs become bottom 5 team
Nolan Patrick is gonna be a Wong
>>67000597
thanks for the gift that keeps on giving holland
>>67000625
I like this shoop
>>67000664
What do you expect from DETOILET
gg Tranpa, Bishop was great, enjoy getting swept in the second round though
get to fuck
GG Tampa, thanks for a cozy thread and a nice series
See you next season Detroit
See you in the WC Datsyuk, and then never again
RIP Datsyuk
>>67000715
He's gonna get picked by an expansion team. We will give up a 2nd or 3rd to get rid of him.
>>67000750
thanks senpai
The bad guys won today.
Farewell, Pavel.
Wow huge Game for Bishop. Good luck blots I'll be cheering you on the rest of the way
Shakey-Shakey, Detoilet.
>first team eliminated
>no more Datsyuk
Ha HA! Time for suicide!
Pissed, don't text.
BISHOP IS GOAT
>>67000755
That's fucking gross, Swedebro
I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT
>Datsyuk
>0 points
He should have retired before the playoffs. No one would have noticed that he was missing.
>It's the Ben Bishop show
top kek, I love these guys, not as good as 820 but still pretty dank
Goodbye Pavel, you will be missed
f
gg you detoilet niggers grats on 25 now hit the showers
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED DETOILET
>>66996844
>15 """"""""years""""""
Press F to pay respects
F
>>67000755
Yup except for that one really angry and butthurt Tampa guy that is still posting DETOILET in all caps it was good. Hope he angrily calls me a Yankee (when I'm a Tigers fan) again
Well I didn't really expect anything more, I guess.
Fuck sakes.
GG tampa
Mrazek is entirely at fault for the loss.
>>67000755
This. Thank you for keeping it comfy. We appreciate it, it was a good series.
>>67000664
>REFPUCK
Detroit to the end
>>66996225
>DETOILET
>LIVING IN A NIGGER INFESTED CITY
>LARGEST ECONOMIC BURDEN OF ANY CITY IN THE U.S.
>ITS A LITERAL ICE BOX
>5 GAME SWEEP
you can't make this shit up
>>66996844
>(You)
>>67000845
How are you even a hockey fan. From a TB fan, fuck off.
>>67000750
>enjoy getting swept in the second round though
Can't even be humble when you lose the big one can you?
We are guaranteed finals, I would agree if you called us for choking at Stanley but you're just being a cunt for thinking we will lose the next series
>>67000823
F
GNSP
wow... i made the mistake of thinking the red wings were a below average team...
F
>>67000845
Angry butthurt messages to opposing team when they win while they're congratulating your excellent goaltender and showing respect. I could have made OP post about Tranpa, but I kept it classy for Datsyuk's game. Quit being a bitch.
For all the shitposting Detroit fans are pretty good. Good series friends.
>mfw NYI/Fagthers goes to 7 while the Bolts get to recoup
>>67000887
I showed respect to his excellent goaltending, what more do you want, a fucking blowjob?
First and only post in this thread. Stay angry and impotent, Detroit fans.
>TRANPA >TRANPA >TRANPA
Mad cuz bad rofl
>>67000887
Not that other faggot, I'm pretty sure you'll walk through the second round. ECF will be difficult though. I'd pick both pongs and caps over you guys, but at least you have a shot unlike >us.
GG no fucking re next year.
>>67000927
have a nice night
Great series, look forward to more shitposting from you wongs fans next year.
well, the rags took the dick tonight...
But at least i get to watch the blackhawks """""dynasty""""" get shut down in the first round tonight
good series detroit
RIP Pavel and RIP Brad
>>67000927
Last years Wongs shitposting was better
That series went to 7 games so they had more salt posting
>>67000908
God damn that is fucking disgusting
>>67000955
Nah it was because you guys kept responding. Angrily.
Good series, Red Wings. Sorry about Datsyuk, but at least he had a good run. :)
See you next year, hopefully.
>>67000825
>except for that one really angry and butthurt Tampa guy that is still posting DETOILET in all caps
Not our fault you can't handle the bantz
Also it still pisses me off that everyone cries tranny bay instead of questioning what the fuck was up with the dude who responded with lets see your asshole
>>66997067
>a leaf
>a cuck
>>67001004
Kek
>>67001004
Posting DETOILET in caps and stuff like that isn't bants, you fucking american. Or tranpa gay for that matter. That's just plain shitposting.
Can't we all be classy about this?
Cheers Tampa, you deserve it. Forgive the picture filter, lads, too bummed to disable it t b h
Time to bandwagon the craps.
Good games, Detroit. This could have gone to 7 very easily. See you next year, hopefully for the finals of eastern conference
>>67000975
Don't you know that dynasty gets the even years off m8
>>67001049
This series lacked banter all together
Pure shitposting
>>67001049
It depends on the thread.
>>67000951
>what more do you want
Decent sportsmanship(which I know for a fact we wouldn't have gotten it were it the other way around from a good chunk of Wongs fans)
>>67000958
>no fucking re next year
I wouldn't be so sure of that
Personally I call us running into each other in round two next season(don't care how unlikely it is would be good series)
>>67001004
It's not that we can't handle them, it's that this is Datsyuk's last game and you're going forward. Have some class. That's why this thread was a neutral one. Most of the Tampa fans were great and this was almost as comfy as a regular season game thread, it was just that one obnoxious faggot with a chip in his shoulder who always types without capitalizing things trying to fuck it all up.
Don't worry though, you got more games upcoming and I don't stop watching when the Wings exit. Those first two threads of sheer obnoxiousness from you guys aren't going to be forgotten.
>>67001106
That it did. There's always next year..
>>67001119
When it comes to posts like that, no.
>>67001120
I meant I hope >we don't meet again in the first round. No Datsyuk means you guys will win again. I think it makes for an excellent series, and most games are very close, but until the wongs get a better PP coach I would rather see them play a team with a normal-sized goaler.
>>67000975
>took the dick tonight
I thought it was bretty even desu
>>67000823
F
>F F F
>from a bolts fan
>>67000927
I hate people that are dick heads throughout the whole series and after they win they become respectful. It's like in a video game when a team gets spawn camped for 10 minutes and then at the end of the round the winning team says "oh we feel bad now. poor other team. Sorry"
>>67001216
You mean like every detroit fan we've seen thus far?
>>67001144
I haven't been in the threads at all tonight because the last few have been just wongs fans using "bantz" over and over again and that swede who kept yelling salt at anyone's responses
>>67001170
Nah, I still think it would be close, call it instinct
Give yourselves more credit, you don't get to the playoffs being shit
>detoilet
>tampon gay
these are not new terms, gents. every thread contains these, regardless of context.
>>67001216
Bruh I wasn't the one posting Tranpa Bay the entire thread. The worst thing I said about Detroit is that E's contract was a massive mistake. There are multiple people posting you know.
>>67001216
>>67001229
I didn't even shitpost that much until game 3. After that I went overboard because I was sick of your guys shit. I know it hurts your feelings to have LOL DETOILET LOL NIGGERS countered with TRANPA GAY TRANNY FUCKERS. I know it hurts your feelings not to be the only group of obnoxious cunts in the thread, but still try to look at the majority of this thread as an example to follow and maybe next time I'll lay off you.
>>67001086
Why not a mug senpai?
clutch player or just a playoff fluke?
>>67001358
He's been clutch last playoffs, and a lot of the regular season
>>67001286
For someone advocating class in a hockey thread, you're very pissy about it.
>"I know it hurts your feelings" to lose the series
>and lose Datsyuk
But the leftovers ITT are saying "good job" and you're getting mad at them for it. In the end, what more did you seriously want from them?
Are we gonna talk about Drouin for a second or..
>too fucking soon
>>67001440
He's been looking good fampai
>>67001403
None of it matters now. Tampa Bay is going forward and Detroit isn't. Bishop's goaltending won the game and ruined my night. Nothing but respect there. A lot of shit happened that I disagree with, bad calls in the entire series, but it all doesn't matter. They outplayed the Wings most of the time, that's what matters.
Next time you come to one of our game threads talk about hockey, not niggers. Unless you want to hear about trannies.
>>67001289
I need one desu, all my beer glasses were free from when my friend moved.
Well at least you live in a nice place
Oh wait
>>67001933
It's not that bad actually.
>>67002024
lol have fun in summer when the leaves block your suburban sunset and you have no cup to hope for
>>67003066
>suburban
lol please, as if I could afford to live in the suburbs of Detroit. Living up north is alright though.
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