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Saturday April 23:
NYCFC @ Philadelphia Union (4pm EST)
Toronto FC @ Montreal Impact (4pm)
New England Revolution @ AC/DC United (5:30)
Houston Dynamo @ Columbus Crew SC (7:30)
Seattle Sounders FC @ Colorado Rapids (9pm)
Real Salt Lake @ L.A. Galaxy (10:30pm)
FC Dallas @ Vancouver Whitecaps FC (10:30pm)
Sunday April 24
Sporting KC @ San Jose Earthquakes (3:30pm)
Orlando City SC @ NY Red Bulls (7:30pm)
NASL:
April 22-- Rayo OKC @ Miami FC (8pm EST)
NWSL:
April 23-- Western NY Flash @ Chicago Red Stars (7pm EST) // Houston Dash @ Orlando Pride (7:30) // FC Kansas City @ Portland Thorns (8:30)
>>66972415
RIP Lynx
UNION
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>thread ded
>>66974040
no games m9
>Soon
>>66972539
>Lynx GD: -96
>>96
Too soon?
>>66974718
There's something for everyone in that photo
>>66974722
I think you've forced this meme enough anon.
>>66975156
Its interesting bro, I don't think anyone cares.
MLelS
BTFO
>>66975156
Is it different then any other conversations we have when there's no games?
>MLS
>>66975391
>"English" """Premier""" League
>"""Old""" Firm
>Air conditioning league
Why is the UK so memey
>my little soccer
>>66972415
I like that you copypasta'd the NWSL games into your new thread.
Because fuck the haters, right?
>>66974722
>Inter Miami
>>66975545
>Major League Stoner
FOURTWENTYBLAZEIT
>it's a no soccer tonight episode
>"""""""major""""""" league soccer
>>66975831
Its in america. The Americans in the country alone make it major
>>66975796
Timbers 2 vs Orange County tonight
>>66975861
>it's a mlels farm team vs. my mlels farm team's crosstown rivals episode
no thanks f a m
>Why yes, I support an MLS team miles away from me over my local 2nd/3rd league team
>>66972539
Wtf, clubs can now get relegated in the US?
>>66975963
>implying they aren't playing in the same location
>implying i have money to even go
feels bad man
>>66975963
But the closest 3rd league team is the same distance as the Quakes and Bay Area> BallSac
>>66972539
>new england, dc united, and vancouver in NASL
what year is this in FM lol
>>66976133
2017 lol
>>66975963
>supporting a MLB team even though there is AAA/AA/A closer
This happens all the time. Eat a salad.
>Toronto Lynx
>it's an Obscure Team Most People Don't Know thread
>>66976483
>Hope Solo FC
>People don't know about it
Anon, I have some bad news....
>>66975963
I support the railhawks and by support I mean not give a shit
>>66976524
9 points though
>It's a catenaccio episode
>>66976483
best logo in the NWSL right now
>>66975963
>Why yes, I support an EPL team miles away from me over my local MLS team
>>66976639
>midfielder pairing AP and DLP
hold on lemme just post this to /trb/ so we can all laugh
>He rates MLS
>>66978021
>Not hoofing it to the Latvian Stallion Rudnevs
>>66978164
who is this dick pixie?
>>66978164
>he is obsessed with uswnt rejects
lmaoing at ur lyfe
>God has not forsaken >us
>It has only just begun
I'm secretly rooting for them to win it all.
kek'd
>>66977481
better then MLELS
>>66980713
>There are """""Americans""""" that like watching parity in Britbongistan but hate the league full of parity
>mfw
SOON...as in like 10 minutes.
First Wednesday game, attendance is about what I expected. Surprised to see a few Timbers fans here though.
Today I learned MLS 101
>>66982429
>Goalscorers aren't named David Villa
>Chicago 3rd in the conference
I want to get off this ride
>>66982458
Brandon Barker is a Man City Wonderkid tbqhwu.
>USOC
>Meme Trophy
Pick Both
>>66982691
>>Open Cup Champions
>>Sounders 2
This can't be real
>>66982691
MLS 2/II/B teams aren't allowed in the USOC anymore
lazy oversight by whoever set up the US pyramid in FM
>>66976777
>Seattle
Hey it's where the artists are, bro.
Tho really they're all kinda good except the Dash
Is it time to GTSS?
>>66982901
EVERYONE GIVE WINNIPEG YOUR STRENGTH
\o/ \o/ \o/
>>66982901
>Canada in charge of naming things
>>66982901
>>66982968
>Thunder Bay Chill
>Sponsored by Netflix
When is Connecticut getting an MLS team? We have a College Football stadium and a brand new Minor League baseball stadium in Hartford ready to go for a soccer team!
>>66983033
Never and I hope it stays that way.
>>66983033
>soccer in a baseball diamond
pls no
>>66983041
Why do you hate us? We are a sports town! 6000 seats in Hartford , 40,000 seats in East Hartford somebody come make this money!
>>66983084
Start a USL team, it's a pretty chill league
>>66983033
first anchorage.
>>66983050
Those situations aren't always bad %100 of the time! Prove you can outgrow 6000 seats then move to this stadium!
>>66983084
All you need is a couple of millionaires willing to fund a USL team and 20,000 people willing to attend every match and then MLS will take notice. That seems to be the way to go for most smaller markets.
>>66983147
>artificial turf
>>66983128
Better than NASL?
>>66983140
No fuck you. We have 1.5 million people in the county boy. We support
>>66983156
Buddy, that's real Kentucky Blue Grass. East Hartford has real grass
>>66983227
DELETE THIS NOW
>>66983242
You starting to piss me off. Matches here are LIT
>>66983200
>NASL
lel
>>66983305
Rather watch a match in baseball stadium then go to that shit place
>>66983305
don't care for your cookiecutter NE hooverville.
we have enough least coast teams in mlels, you can go to nasl, but stay there.
>Memerica beats Tigres in CCL
>It's a Mexicans hate posting because of Mexicans episode
What a time to be alive
>>66982968
It just occurred to me
>Ottawa Fury
What the FUCK is a furious Canadian like?
>>66983033
>Copypasta from the last thread
Fuck off, first sell out Sun games.
>>66983462
>shit place.
That stadium is young. Are you stupid? Already had plenty of great games so piss off
>>66983497
Fuck the Suns , those belong to casino Indians and who gives a fuck about WNBA
>>66983639
>young
>literally whos playing in your shitty stadium
poetry
>>66983670
>literally whos playing in your stadium
Stop talking
>>66983818
>Not Hat Trick Rick
Literally who?
>>66983818
>can't sell out any of the national team games
pathetic
>>66983818
literally end yourself already
Orange County beats Timbers 2 1-0! Back to back wins for the Blues!
>>66983864
Eat dick please
>>66983885
>>66983981
Shut the fuck up , WE SUPPORT
http://youtu.be/ymN0I06P4gc
>>66984072
That crowd though.
What do the Blues have to do to get OC to give a shit?
>>66984111
>image.jpg
>>66984112
free citizenship
>>66983639
>""""International"""" """"Champions"""" """"Cup""""
absolutely disgusting moneygrabbing friendlies
enjoy watching only benchwarmers and fringe players
>>66984308
Broke bitch I don't use Windows XP anymore
>>66984112
Actually advertising the team would be a good start. I mean seriously they've been playing at my college since 2014 and I've never seen a single flyer on campus or anything. I mean ffs if we could even get a fraction of the student support FC Cincinnati has at their campus we'd be having near sellouts every game.
What's even sadder is that attendance was even worse back when we played at Cal State Fullerton.
>being found innocent of the assault
>>66972415
I'll miss the Lynx...
>>96 GD
>>66985548
>no flyers @ college
If it's anything like my college, they're on those bulletin boards you don't look at, surrounded by 9000 other flyers of shit you don't want to do.
>>66985548
Also for the curious the attendance for the home games so far has been:
1.)Home opener vs Vancouver: 2,500 SELL OUT
2.) Vs St.Louis: Missed due to work so I don't know.
3.) Vs San Antonio: 1,250
4.) Vs Timbers 2: 450
>Under the new league-wide Bag Policy, fans are prohibited from bring the following into a stadium:
>Large purses
>Coolers
>Briefcases
>Backpacks
>Luggage of any kind
>Computer bags
>Camera bags
>Any bag larger than 14’’x14’’x6’’
>>66985652
>We're doing the same thing all the other leagues are doing now
>THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
>>66985578
I was talking to their head of sales a few days ago(that's one of the cool things about being such a small club, what would normally be a person in a high-up position inapproachable to the common fan is literally just some dude in a staff shirt walking around) and he said that he's been trying to advertise on campus for years but the school wasn't really big on lending any support. Which he then followed by adding "but they don't even really like supporting their own teams much less ours".
>>66985736
>epic burn
They'd have to spend money either on flyers, or just taking out ads in the paper. But if they have no $$ then oh well.
>>66985733
it was only last year that I had the realisation about what 'get your cotton picking fingers off [x]' meant
So apparantly the expansion sides weren't ready for the league.
Also the Goonies seem to be back
Where would the MLS rank in Europe?
Top 10 yet?
>>66985599
Announced attendance of 1107 vs STLFC
>>66986135
Right behind Eredivisie tbqh. Outside of the big 4 the rest of Europe is shit.
>>66986135
>in b5 someone with a Euroflag busts his keyboard laughing
Rough USOC draw this round desu lads.
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/20/la-galaxy-players-lend-voices-animated-movie-k9-world-cup
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/20/la-galaxy-players-lend-voices-animated-movie-k9-world-cup
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/20/la-galaxy-players-lend-voices-animated-movie-k9-world-cup
Holy shit
>>66986359
>>the triumphant story of a group of rag tag canine soccer players who are assembled by a legendary retired coach to bring honor and fame back to the Mexicanine Soccer League
>SOON
>>66985733
>tfw no FC Compton v East LA Derby race war
>>66986006
>Inter Miami
>>66986359
>his team doesn't use their superstars to maximize profits
>>66986359
christ, i don't even.
>>66989491
>>66989491
>Beckham in charge of picking names
So is MNU going to have Prince day?
They should change their name to Real Lake Minnetonka
>Soon
Quotes fron Don Garber today:
-- Next set of MLS expansion decisions are "the last we'll have to make for about the next 10 years."
-- Cincinnati will "have to wait a while."
-- Expansion priority after Sacramento and St.Louis: "Detroit, San Diego, San Antonio/Austin, and I'd be remiss to not point out Cincinnati."
-- MLS in negotiations with IFAB to test instant replay. Says a European league is also interested.
-- "We are committed to an international player limit", but would consider expanding that limit.
-- Wants next round of expansion teams to start play in 2020.
-- New league media policy is intended to bring MLS more in line w/ player access levels for "Big 4" leagues
>>66989491
>>66990591
derby with AC Miami when?
>>66992096
>No AC New Orleans
>>66992091
>implying anything other than ATL and MN in 2017 is a lock.
These other cities CANNOT seem to get their shit together.
>>66992181
>Not AC Connecticut
So the Puerto Rico game got confirmed
What's the point?
>>66992870
Hype up everyone. Confidence boost for the guys playing out of position.
Also PR likes soccer now that Melo's starting a team.
>>66986359
>Memeing on people while you neckbeards post anime.
>>66992091
>st louis
>detroit
>soccer
why
>>66993645
If you don't understand why STL should get a team your basically retarded
>>66992091
>-- New league media policy is intended to bring MLS more in line w/ player access levels for "Big 4" leagues
Please tell me they aren't gonna allow more reporters in the dressing room at half time
>>66989848
>paying old meme players lots of money
>maximize profits
this IE delusion
SUCK IT, TEXAS
>>66995484
>I don't understand how Capitalism works
>>66993754
>your
For the same reason they don't deserve an NFL team or NBA team, numbnuts.
>>66992091
There's no way Austin is seriously in the mix right now
>>66995995
>>66992091
>Sacramento
>LAFC
Two more cheeky road trips for California
kinda wish we got a Phoenix team, maybe NASL?
>>66996094
>getting something as progressive as soccer in a state where you legally have to produce an ID if you're brown
This guy also does not understand how Capitalism works.
>>66996126
what did he mean by this?
>>66996040
Why not?
Its basically Portland without rain, and the league needs more teams in the center of the country for when it goes to 3 divisions.
>>66993754
it's not the city size, it's the interest in attending soccer games that concerns me. Besides, trashy population to add to your sport.
>>66996159
Austin doesn't even have a team at the moment
I'd put Louisville and Indianapolis ahead of Austin right now in the MLS sweepstakes
>>66996181
They had a pretty well attended USL team, before it moved to Orlando. Maybe Garber is just throwing it out there to try and get hype back up for Aztex 2.0.
>>66996249
That feels like the only reasonable explanation: he's throwing them a bone to try and get enthusiasm going for USL team again
lmao http://otfapparel.com/products/92-checkered-short-sleeve-hoodie-black
are you a fan of the columbus crew and chicago drill rap???
>tfw /mls/ and Dallas don't even know the team exist
Oh well, gottagofast will lead the way.
>>66996784
Do the fans in Frisco even know the team exists?
Answer is no but still.
>>66996784
>le run very fast counter hoofball team
>>66996784
>Dallas
>>66996784
>>66996799
Because Dallas is the city /sp/ accuses Seattle of being.
None of them know dick about sports, they have to wait for something to be popular before they'll support it. Same shit happened with the Stars.
>>66997393
>the Stars
who?
So, everyone ready for the absolute shitshow that security is going to be at this weekends games?
>>66997508
>Being a degenerate poor person that tries to sneak food and drinks
Good riddance tbqh
>>66997593
Burger bro please, as if that's why they're doing this. Please keep the security theatre in your own country, nobody brings guns to games up here
>>66997508
>MLS actually think it's relevant enough that terrorists will actually target them
>>66997774
We beefed security up there for your retarded liberal ideals tbf
>>66997593
>I am a better person because I spend $9 on a beer
Kill yourself.
>>66997947
>drinking beer in the first place
>>66997965
this desu
>>66997965
>beer is plebian
>but soccer definitely isn't
Yeah, definitely kill yourself QUICKLY.
>>66997425
This
Please tell me
>>66998043
>Not drinking the finest wine while watching the meme calcio
Top pleb
>>66998043
It's not plebian, it's just shit
>>66997965
F A G G O T
>Soon
>>66997904
k e k
>>66998253
>copies only the shit parts of euro fandom
>>66999038
>doesn't make sense
>he said liberals were retarded though
>better laugh
>>66999147
>Trudeau shoving so much shit down the country's throat
>Hockey a shit
>Now soccer's just as anal about security as every other sport
Why don't you just move down here already?
>>66999147
laughing because it was old ronny that kicked out all those mental people into the streets, and why now we don't give a shit about mental people until they go on a spree, which maybe is a bit too late for some.
FUCKING KEKERINO
>>66999355
Where's Messi?
Also
>Lampard
Is it 2005 again?
>>66999355
>>Lapmard
>>66999432
The regulars are there further down
>Atlanta United in last with 4 points
>11 points deep in the drop
>Head Coach Jason Kreis
>Job Security: Secure
>SOON
>>67000984
It's never going to happen, give it up.
>>67000984
tfw trinity uninvites action bronson from spring concert not because hes a bad rapper but bc he is "transphobic"
>>67002131
Who the hell is Action Bronson
>>67002514
A rapper. His album "Mister Wonderful" is really good. IIRC, Mark Ronson produced it
L-A
*clap* *clap*
F-C
>>67003093
what's your ayy lmao league club m8?
>>67003197
the orange roaring lions
Ciman the Hitman
Imwish that nickname woul pick up some stem
>>67002514
>>67003028
he was also a chef so thats why he has that show called "fuck that delicious" on viceland now. theres older vids of him whipping up food in the kitchen and its pretty impressive.
pretty interesting guy desu, would rather chill with him than pretty much any other rapper.
>tfw no qt rachel gf
IF YOU HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
>>67007014
put your trip back on Normie Brah
Finally got around to listening to The Life of Pablo. Can someone bring back the album "The Major League of Soccer" image for the thread header?
Just an FYI when you use meme pictures like this the thread moves slower than the Sounders points this season. Next time MLS people will recognize it
>>67007553
Should've used the -96 GD picture desu senpai
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1xE6DFe76I
also the live cam is actually live right now. its like the good old days.
>>66997965
You straight edge?
FIIIIIIIGHT
Shaved my neckbeard lads
>>67007721
Would Dwight have been a Sons Of Ben or just a regular supporter?
>>67007553
>filthy casuals and /v/ weeded out from my /mls/
Exactly how I like it
>>67007553
>MLS
>not taking a moment to at least be aware of other soccer leagues/minor leagues in a sport you claim to enjoy
Why are you such a fucking casual, Brah?
UNION
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>>67011482
KC UNITED
CC
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>SOON
>NASL tonight
This board shall be ours once again.
>>67011806
Just give us our god given 1st division status already
>>67011458
Probably SOB but I could also see him being a NYCFC """"Hooligan""""
>>67011806
>mfw NASL has less viewership than NWSL
>>66997425
Hockey, you know, the Dallas Stars
>>67012350
>correcting a guy about hockey
>Canadian
Way to break the stereotype, senpeh?
>>67012194
Too soon.
>>67012604
They're stereotypes for a reason my nigga
>>67012350
>furpuck
>>67012696
In that case how can you type over that moose in your lap.
>>67012740
>divegrass
Bob Bradley's Le Havre needs at least a draw today at relegation-threatened Evian to keep pace in the promotion fight in Ligue 2
>>67012170
Damn I forgot how far away Scranton is
>https://twitter.com/USL/status/723570406200872960
>NASL
Kek
>>67011468
>tribs isn't more /sp/ than half of the generals on sp. including this one
You should lurk more, anon
>Soon
>>67011480
Maybe I'm just a salty bitch because I have no fucking Local team REEEEEEEEEE
>>67014163
You did not understand my post. Lurk more faggot
>>67014211
>no local team
You are just as bad as those NYCFC faggots
>USL
Nothing wrong with me
>NASL
Nothing wrong with me
>MLS
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
...SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>He rates MLS
DID SOMEONE SAY TRIBS?!
LGTSS
>Canadian Soccer League
>I rate NWSL
>>67015026
York Region Shooters is a cool name.
>>67015217
don't need to rate anything, i'm just in it for the waifus.
>>67015217
You're not the only one
>>67015578
It's a start.
>>67015945
that's how it starts then? shit.
>three hours until soccer in Miami
I suppose my body is ready enough.
>>67016033
I actually wanted to watch some NASLeL tonight because I only ever saw Cosmos in the open cup last year.
Too bad I have to go do normie shit.
>>67016104
Also I don't think NASL is on TV
>NASL
Anon, 20, M, AMARKA
>>67016159
I was just going to stream it honestly.
>>67016220
YOU CAN DO THAT?!
>>67016296
>>67016159
It's on espn3
USL and ESPN Announce Partnership:
http://www.uslsoccer.com/news_article/show/640008?referrer_id=2333971
--2016 USL Championship Game will air on ESPN.
--One USL game a week will air on ESPN3, starting with the Riverhounds vs Orlando City B match tonight.
-- USL will be featured on ESPN FC
>>67016323
ahh, so not with my shitty ISP then
>>67015026
>using teams from an outlaw league
I honestly don't understand why they still have CSL teams in FM. It's am unsanctioned league that only still exists so Balkan mobsters can fix matches.
>>67016384
whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaat
And still no NASL? Dang.
>>67016159
http://nasl.ezitsolutions.com/teamuploads/nasl/files/NASL_WhereToWatch_Local.pdf
>>67016967
>ESPN3
I can't get that in my ISP, because reasons.
>ONE World Sports
Is that like WorldStar Hip-Hop?
>>67016948
It's so modders can create DBs where TFC can actually win trophies
>>67017018
If you have cable TV, you should be able to use their login for ESPN3. I don't, so I use my mom's Cox login. You probably know someone who has ESPN in their package but doesn't care to stream it, so can use their login.
OWS streams for free on their website, or you can get both OWS and beIN for $10 a month from Sling.tv, with a free Roku box if you buy six months upfront.
Tbh I think I prefer USL just making everything available on Youtube.
>>67017103
Wait OWS streams for free? Don't you need a login info?
>>67017103
>YouTube
That would be the way to go.
Every part of the country has their own mom&pop ISPs, in my case it costs so much less than Comcast that it's not even a question. But, y'know, the smaller ISP won't stream shit. So even having someone else's Comcast (or whatever) login, I don't think that will do it.
Also I don't have cable (because $$), shouldn't we have free links out the ass?
>Soon
>>67016384
>yfw the USL's PDL eventually winds up with more games on ESPN than the NASL
NYRB II at Wilmington Hammerheads 7pm
>NYRB II STARTING XI vs @WilmHammerheads: Diaz, Bilyeu, Schmoll, Carroll, Plewa, Adams, Metzger, Etienne, Flemmings, Allen, Bonomo
>BENCH for #WILvNY: Ilin, Mbaye, Powder, Long, Williams, Saramago, Simcara
>>67017941
Mael Corboz was signed by RBNY and immediately cut.
Interesting to see how he does against his ex-Bteam
>>67016949
it wouldnt be a surprise. the strikers had 2k in attendance for their opener the other week
>>67017279
Just on their website for NASL games, they need authentication if you use a phone app or your Xbox or whatever.
>>67018076
And Rayo OKC had ~6400. The Strikers are seeing abnormally low attendance this season; apparently the FO kind of went nuts and burned a lot of bridges locally, while focusing on weird shit like exposure in China and their Brazilian energy drink co-branding.
Y no comfy MLS leadup to the weekend game?
>>67018129
>comfy MLS lead-up
That's actually the official slogan of the NASL.
>>67018148
>Being this naive
>>67018193
>>67015002
>>67015026
LONDON
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>>67016384
Should at least improve the quality of some of the match broadcasts, and if they're going to do features on ESPNFC, that's a plus
But it'll suck to lose games from YouTube, especially as this deal grows later on
>>67018123
I heard Rayo gave away the majority of those tix for free, wish I could remember who told me that
>>67018943
It's par for the course for expansion team openers, but they kept up good attendance on their second home game as well. They can't have given away the whole season's worth of tickets.
I'm hoping they sustain it, because if Rayo and the Energy can both sustain attendance in a city like OKC, then it shows how much potential smaller markets have.
>>67018165
Don't shoot the messenger.
>soccer in OKC
Can anyone go into detail as to how this happened?
This is a state so goddamn conservative and resistant to change that it was illegal to tattoo someone there until 2008. SPLAIN THIS TO ME.
>>67019197
Oklahoma is just upper dallas tbqh
>>67019217
>upper Dallas
No one is happier to take a shit on Dallas than I am, but OKC is wayyyyy more conservative, it's like comparing the liberalness of Seattle vs Canada.
There's literally no civilization between the OK border and OKC, it's a different fucking planet.
What happened to Samaras?
Since Neymar is out of the Copa America, will anyone care about it other than the few times Messi plays?
>>67019611
Didn't he come on as a sub last game, too?
>>67019611
>weather delay
>>67019747
yeah because Colombia / Argentina / Brazil B/C players are still more well known than most american and mexican players
pretty much any game involving the US, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Colombia are going to be sellouts
>>67020057
No way it'll get half the viewers the Yuros get
>>67020121
The euros aren't all televised. We might get 2 germany and spain games.
>>67020121
'no it'll get more'
Why would Americans care more about the Euros that are gonna be on at shitty hours when the US is in a tournament with 3 teams that are more popular and known that most euro teams at reasonable hours?
>2030
>Sounders FC folds due to poor performance and no own stadium to make way for a Seattle based E-Sports team
post yfw
We made it
Also
>Shalke
>>67019611
>watching NASL because there's no MLS/USL on
>weather delay
fucking meme league
>>67020181
Um no
They all are on ESPN
>>67020364
1. It got great ratings the last two times
2. The thing we're in isn't the world cup
Or even has an English title
3. Euros have bigger names while this has a big name but a lot of filler
No one cares about Costa Rica and Paraguay outside the World Cup
some on break wondo's legs already fuck
LGTSS
>Miami FC
Rayo OKC to MLS when?
>>66979787
>Pulisic's home town
Makes sense
>>67023603
Fucking Ray Donovan!
>>67016384
>team posts this on FB
>aw sweet, now I dont have to watch it on youtube...
>remember my uni comcast package doesnt get ESPN3
>>67022913
>Republican soccer hooligans
My brain cannot even process this.
>>67024906
Why not?
>>67024906
>Liberal"""""hooligans"""""
>>67023603
>you can call me soccer
>>67024906
I wish my Republican city had a USL team
All we have is a Red Sox affiliate and minor league furpuck
>minor
>league
>furpuck
>>67025952
>Jew cang call me esoccer
>>67025676
That's my point. Those folks are all gonna go home, smoke weed, eat some gluten-free popcorn.
No harm done.
>>67026234
>no pity
>timbers army
did they say what the miami fc attendance was?
>>67026396
About tree fiddy
>tfw I will never live in a shanty town with my 6/10 wife,chanting with my bros. nearly escape death at a rival game. Why even live.
>>67026418
no but seriously they had to lower ticket prices to $13 dollars. i dont know if you guys remember but i posted when i went over and asked and they were actually selling for $60 dollars plus fees. nobody bought any obviously
the cheapest are going for $3 because of lack of interest.
>>67026632
>>67026396
There was a weather delay
Worst fucking thread of the season OP
how far is MLS from the EPL?
>>67028799
>Tripfags complaining about threads
>Not making the threads
What good are you again?
>>67028799
This
Fuck off with your football manager and nashill bullshit.
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N8fD9ih0yk
lots of late nights with this track, so it's only right that I get around to posting it.
After one of the most Ironic USOC rounds, the final looks set already. And it's a preview of MLS Cup. Unless the Quakes bottle hard
>>67029536
nobody is asking for updates. autism is about being alone now fuck off.
>>67028799
>says the guy who got so butthurt over the last thread he made a new one 493 posts early
All fucking tripfags must fucking hang
>>67029536
>Fort Worth
wat
What will this league look like when it's fully grown up and expanded?
>>67029979
>implying it's a grower not a show-er
Are you all ready for the >>Soon Cup tomorrow?
>>67030046
>soon
At the conclusion of this game, one team will be relocated to LA, the other to Seattle.
>>67030053
>Implying
The republic will either go to Texas or Oklahoma, the marketing writes itself
>>67030107
They can go to Baton Rouge or across the lake from New Orleans and be the Republic of West Florida.
>tfw work all day gonna miss my teams game
I need to get MLS Live so i can watch the replays or something
The Crew are bringing back the greatest jerseys they ever wore. Is that even allowed?
>>67028848
about 2000 miles
>filly phans
>>67035200
I don't even remember what NYC fans were like the last time they came to Philly.
>>67029979
A freak of nature
FIFA will force pro/rel on MLS eventually.
U N I O N
Anyone else going?
>>67035652
When I went everything was pretty chill and the bantz was decent.
>>67036860
Should be fun today. Im also looking forward to heading up to yankee stadium and watching a meme game there
>>67035200
>ra ist
What did he mean by this?
>>67037049
Should be fun. I also remember going to the Superdraft and everyone shitting on the red bulls.
Well Philly, we're rolling out our meme sweeper keeper. It's been nice giving you the 3 points.
>tfw gonna watch toronto vs montreal match then two meme teams from new york and philly
can't wait
>>67036422
right here famalam
>>67035200
>leddit
>>67038684
Tryna meet up and fugg?
>>67030046
got my tix ready, la
tfw Captaining Zardes tonight
>>67039849
you're dumb really really dumb
Any COL friends know if Hoo-berry will start?
I'm tryna not take a -8 in fantasy this week.
>>67039849
You must be really bored.
>>67026012
that irrelevant of a city
Is there any city in Canada where soccer is far more popular than hockey?
>>67040321
All of Canada right now. We've shitposted them into oblivion thanks to the playoffs this year
>#TFCLive Bench: Bono, Zavaleta, Williams, Morgan, Lovitz, Endoh, Babouli
>It's a legitimate 4-3-3
#StandForBlue
#JoinOrDie
>>67040608
>StandforBlue
>The other team is blue
Bravo Philly
>>67040587
Uh....
Where's Pirlo?
>>67040922
We have a 3 game week so apparently philly is the least of three evils
>>67040608
>it's a no good guys to cheer for episode
>>67041027
The canadian match is less meme-ier
TORONTO VS MONTREAL STREAM???
>>67039849
Hat trick confirmed
>>67040587
>8 subs
>Soon
D O O P
O
O
P
>New York Shitty
>>67024474
you're using xfinityoncampus?
if you're on the university network you can just get it on the watchespn website
Great buildup, great finish. Classy team goal.
D O O P
O
O
P
>>67043018
>Philadelphia
>Classy
>>67043018
>le doop
>Subs: Hall, Mishu, Opare, Jeffrey, Vincent, Acosta, SaborÃo
Serious question, why are Union fans a disgrace to the Philly sports scene?
>>67043171
>implying the Philly sports scene isn't a disgrace in and of itself
>>67043171
Are you saying that fans of other Philly sports are good or that the Union are the worst of the worst?
>>67043197
What I meant was why don't Union fans act Philly?
>>67043171
they aren't though
>>67043237
back to /r/mls you go
giovinco <3
D O O P
O
O
P
D O O P
O
O
P
CEEEEEEEEEJ
LMAO NYC GETTING BTFO
TFC look like the real deal this season
>>67043578
I've been thinking the same thing. The really could control the east, along with suprisingly....Philly
>>67043612
i still expect them to implode as per usual, but i think they've actually managed to put together a good team. theres too much mls experience on the team to not make a serious cup run
>tfw was debating captaining giovinco over wondo
>tfw stuck with the hot hand that will probably go cold tomorrow
>real salt lake
>>67043152
>Subs: Knighton, Sambinha, Femi, Woodberry, adavies, Kobayashi, Herivaux
anyone streaming any of these matches? the usual seem to be MIA
>>67044378
serbia plus
>>67043985
>not captaining giovinco all season
>555comeonnow.jpeg
>>67044378
No. Buy MLS live.
>>67043612
DOOP
O
O
P
Seriously though I'm just waiting for the hammer to fall.
What is going on with NYCFC why do they suck so much? Should I burn my season tickets?
How much away support did Toronto take to Montreal?
>>67044767
yes, you should probably kill yourself too. shit club, shit stadium, shit fans
>>67044814
doesn't look like as many as years past desu
>>67044767
lmao they were always shit, m8
>>67044767
>NYC """"fans""""
>>67044851
>shit stadium, shit fans
I agree with these too. We have no word of a new stadium. Also the fans are retarded childish hipsters it's infuriating. Every home game it's just a sea of beards. Yankees stadiums serves a bucket that has fried chicken and french fries in it. The games are getting so bad the hipsters start chanting for the chicken bucket.
>>67044853
Yes there 1.3 years of contention has been a great indicator of shittiness.
>expansion club
>being good
Don't know why anyone would be excited. Give it a few years.
>>67043985
>tfw 3 of top 4 points are on my fantasy team this week
>>67044952
>Yes there 1.3 years of contention has been a great indicator of shittiness.
it is, they're shit until proven otherwise
>>67045021
The problem is their philosophy is to load a team up with aging stars for 2 years. They will never build a good team with this mentality. Plus they are owned by Man City by the grace of God if they pick up a diamond in the rough all star caliber player the mother ship will call him up and go lol now he's ours and we just gotta take it like cucks.
>NYCFC
>rags
>the city of ny
TFC is actually going to be good this year, holy shit. only took a decade...
BASED ATOMIC ANT
>>67045090
The Islanders put on one hell of a show last night desu
>>67045118
>Uncaptained Giovinco for Zardes
>mfw captained Giovinco
MUH GAWD
>Bloods vs Crips
>giovinco off
Damnit, I wanted the hat trick.
>Dat Hair
JUST
>>67045454
FUCK
>>67045489
SHIT
>>67045527
>/mls/ so slow that shit like this can be pulled off
Too real
I'm not a huge jozy fan, but hes actually been decent this season. bradley was also really impressive at the bottom of the diamond. giovinco has picked up where he left off last season, and tfc actually have a good defence.
>mls cup to canada confirmed
MLS seriously needs to have a game of the week on Saturday. WTF are they doing?
I would of liked to watch the best game today on my TV. You can sell Derby games like Toronto vs Montreal in the USA
>Tierney ded
Well, there goes everyone's fantasy team
>>67045790
Honestly, if that deal with NBC didn't crash and burn, would have been a decent game for NBC sports.
>>67045078
>The problem is their philosophy is to load a team up with aging stars for 2 years.
this. I mean villa isn't too bad, but Lampard is basically a trophy and their defence is a joke-a bunch of old slow dogs.
It's like they think this is mls in 2012.
>>67045719
That's bradley's real position
Now if only he plays that at the national team
>>67045830
>basing your team on defenders
There's a reason why I only have 3 defenders.
>>67045884
I don't have him, but a lot of people picked him up for the double next week
>>67045943
I have him just because I had to drop Matty Hedges. Looks like I will go search again.
>also
PENULTY
ITSINTHENET
OHITSINTHENET
worst goal call in MLS?
What went wrong?
>>67045985
>not unimas english team
To be fair, guy has done that call for years now. It is his thing.
>>67045993
Well? What went wrong?
>>67045993
>blaiming Kreis
That is what went wrong.
>>67045848
That derby game also has the defending MVP in it. You have to promote this angle the NBA sure as hell would!
>>67046060
>defending MVP
>drogba
>england vs france
So many things.
>>67045993
>bad defense even for MLS standards
>coach who seems like he is a little arrogant and thick headed and keeps doing the same thing with the same results
>Fat Frank
>shit fans
>no stadium
>Pirlo isn't the kind of player they need
Finally fixed fuck.
Bunch of Philly fans threw batteries after the game. Didn't know that was actually a thing.
We have to do something about the NCAA. Its hurting our development
>>67046440
>Philadelphia sports fans act like savages
>this is a new concept
https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCFC/comments/4g5kie/some_of_our_supporters_are_assholes/
>>67046448
Establish there are fat stacks of cash to be made with soccer.
The NCAA will fall into line overnight.
>>67045848
Networks are paranoid about that shit, they gave up MNF to ESPN, and a few years back they had a pretty sweet deal for Arena Football which I'm sure must have crashed and burned when that league largely collapsed after 9/11.
Give it time. You can't just sell that shit overnight, you have to wait for the demand to grow, like it did for iPhones or whatever the fuck.
>>67045868
>inb4 bradley is an attacking midfielder meme
>not posting in /mls/ on weekends
GET IN HERE, BROS
>>67046878
Waiting for Houston vs Columbus
>BENCH: Willis, Horst, Mansally, Maidana, Miranda, Bruin, Torres #CLBvHOU
>>66986144
This. Eredivisie teams are pretty bad outside of the top ones. MLS once again suffers a little because of the parity, but the top MLS teams of any given year could be on par with Feynoord/Ajax/PSV/AZ Alkmaar.
And the rest of the league is better than the rest of the Eredivisie.
>>67026012
>tfw your city isn't relevant enough for minor league furpuck
>>67046878
Waiting for some comfy Royal Utah posting tonight
>>67044402
this
Time for Crew.
>>67047772
Why aren't you at the FC Cincinnati game?
HOU/CLB gamethread?
>>67047344
>Royal Utah
Literally what
>>67047909
>the two fattest states
Nah
Cosmos are getting cuck'd tonight. I hope you're ready, cosmofags. Ramirez is putting 3 in the net.
>Acosta
MANLET UPRISING STARTS NOW
>>67047906
Because I'm a Crew season ticket holder, I live in Cbus, and Cincy is a shitty southern ghetto?
>>67048202
This.
And I've never even been to Ohio.
Crew / Dynamo Game Thread (Match Thread?)
>>67048426
>>67048426
>>67048510
Don't worry about the terminology, anon. There's some euroboos, sure, but not all of us.
>>67048557
So they're interchangeable or we're going all-U.S.?
Cuz I'm American as fuck but it's still a pitch, got-dammit.
>>67048786
I'd say interchangeable. No need to piss off one group or the other over words.
>>67048838
This is /sp/.
They're going to pissed (or "quite cross") no matter what
SOON
I can't let the dream die ;_;
>>67048510
I'll be there for the match thread m8
>>67048868
Whatever floats your boat m8.
>>67048838
>not being autistic about every little thing
>>>/plebbit/
>>67048904
>eye roll
>>67048510
literally why??
>>67048932
Because it's what /sp/ is for?
>>67048874
>City
I've never been to Hartford, but do they really have those St. Basil's Cathedral-type dome things in fucking New England?
>>67048987
>>67048510
match threads are reserve for important games not irrelelvant flyover ones
>>67049057
Fuck your flyover bullshit, East/West coast games are irrelevant to central US teams.
>>67049057
>irrelevant flyover
This implies every pro team in the US is useless except those in NY and LA, and since the Knicks and Lakers both suck out loud, your argument is irrelevant.
>>67049021
This is apart of the Colt Factory in Hartford.
Colt weapons were born in Connecticut
>>67049057
Just fuck off m8, who cares if they're fucking flyovers.
>>67049057
>triggered flyover bait
nice anon, i love it
>>67049021
Here's a picture. The news I read about Hartford City FC is depressing. The team was canceled and players were sent home before they could even kick a ball....
>>67049068
>>67049117
>>67049142
>theres this much butthurt flyovers in MY /mls/
Get the fuck out
>>67049068
This.
>>67049180
>only the teams I care about are important
Become an hero.
>>67049163
Who the fuck is your ownership, JFC
I guess you could say they died of a broken Hartford.
>caruso.jpg
Here we go, Cosmos about to bu cuck'd for 90+ minutes straight.
>>67047906
Because they don't play until tomorrow and they're playing at Toronto FC 2?
>>67049411
tv/streaming?
>>67049465
http://www.oneworldsports.com/stories/watch-live-online-new-york-cosmos/
>>67048874
Isn't the latest rumor that the NASL team Celtic is trying to set up is going to be based in Hartford?
>>67049465
I get the matches on local TV in Minneaota, but also >>67049506
Half:
HOU 0 - 1 CLB
UNION
N
I
O
N
Were we any good lads?
>>67049526
Celt*c are better focusing on their own shambles of a team first.
>tfw accidentally take lsd
>>67049643
>Eastern conference teams
>Good
>>67049526
Hartford specifically is a bit of deductive speculation.
Multiple sources are saying Celtic wants an NASL affiliate on the east coast, Petersen says NASL is in talks with an east coast ownership group, and Celtic's licensing agreement with the Boston Celtics precludes them from locating in Boston.
Hartford is kind of a "wouldn't this be nice" hypothesis, but they could just as easily go to Baltimore, Philadelphia, or even, if they're totally insane, New York.
>>67049663
>lsd
Lower Soccer Division?
>>67049643
The good news is you lead the Eastern.
The bad news is you're in the Eastern.
>>67049710
hey hartfordbro
pls go to brazil grille and listen to hot 93.7 4 me
>>67049734
Seems legit.
>>67049643
>best team in the east
Enjoy your 2nd place MLS Cup trophy.
>>67049763
Nah I'm nowhere near Hartford, I just like to keep up with all the nutty expansion rumors.
>>67049701
>>67049761
>>67049909
West coast sucks anyway, Biggie was better than Tupac
>>67050018
>tfw Biggies words may hypnotize you, but you'll always be California dreamin'
>>67050018
>east of atlantic ocean
Opinion discarded
>>tfw half the team is injured
>>67049934
>expansion
>nutty
Even this many years in, it's still weird as fuck to think of soccer in a city it's never been before.
Then again, basketball moving to OKC was weird as fuck too, so nvm
>>67050090
he's right though
>>67050119
>when your entire team skips leg day
>>67050018
Warren G > Biggie and also still alive
>>67050090
Very clever.
>>67049643
This is probably the most talented Union team ever.
>but that's not saying much
NEW THREAD, LADS:
>>67050032
>>67050032
>>67050032
>>67050173
>Warren G
You mean that one-hit wonder no one's heard of since the 90's?
>yeahokay.jpg
>>67011621
Soon...what? Soon... NWSL will have another season where they lose money and are only held up by the grace of the USSF?
