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Saturday April 23:
NYCFC @ Philadelphia Union (4pm EST)
Toronto FC @ Montreal Impact (4pm)
New England Revolution @ AC/DC United (5:30)
Houston Dynamo @ Columbus Crew SC (7:30)
Seattle Sounders FC @ Colorado Rapids (9pm)
Real Salt Lake @ L.A. Galaxy (10:30pm)
FC Dallas @ Vancouver Whitecaps FC (10:30pm)
Sunday April 24
Sporting KC @ San Jose Earthquakes (3:30pm)
Orlando City SC @ NY Red Bulls (7:30pm)
NASL Schedule:
>http://www.nasl.com/schedule
USL Schedule:
>http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
NWSL Schedule:
>http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
Wait, is Beasley a left back now?
>Rowdies getting dunked on
Looking like Carolina own the Spring season.
>>67050295
Yep, he's typically been wide on the back line. He gets forward quite a bit, too.
>inb4 no more undefeated teams
>>67050304
Carolina is decent desu
It's not in the OP, but next games are Wednesday:
4/27
NYCFC / Impact
Revolution / Timbers
Whitecaps / Sporting KC
>>67050032
>Can't even put the scores of the early games in the header
>>67050447
>it's another tripfag complains like a little bitch post
>>67050447
As expected of leastern time zone fags
>>67050447
>can't even Google shit
IEBrah, you complain in literally every one of these threads. Either post your own shit or STFU
>>67050341
I get scared when I see him play because I keep thinking a slight headwind might blow him over.
Railhawks should just be promoted already
>>67050555
They really have turned around since Traffic left the ownership.
>>67050540
beasley's metabolism needs to be studied by scientists
>>67050653
>tfw can't watch cause no beins channel
All these names keep popping up that I haven't heard of in years. I remember when Giles Barnes was touted as one of the best prospects to come out of England. Injuries were unkind to him during his development i'm sure.
>>67050786
$10 a month streaming on Sling
>i support MLELS
>>67050789
He's still a solid player for the Dynamo. He creates good chances and puts himself into good scoring position. The Dynamo seem to have trouble with that last pass, and/or finishing well.
>>67050821
Is that a chainmail tie?
That's kind of impressive.
>>67050520
Just filter any tripfags like all responsible anonymous posters do.
>>67050847
hope you canucks are ready for this
>>67050839
Pretty much what i've gathered from the last two Dynamo games i've seen on the TV. They seem too content to sit in and soak up pressure. But then again Owen Coyle is Scottish.
>>67050920
:^)
>>67050789
He's a good player for Houston.
Here's his recent goal, dude wasn't giving a shit until he made the shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eymo_zpxclo
And here is a highlight reel of his goals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLC6S7HVIMg
>>67050966
Is that a tendency of Scottish teams?
>one more bong and some bings until the real game starts
>>67050811
Is that stream live tv, netflix style, or both?
>>67050920
>filter tripfags
>this thread was made by a tripfag
>>67050984
Looks like he doesn't give a shit desu
>houston shaming the conference
Relegation when?
>>67051083
Both, kinda.
You get beIN, OWS, and like three other sports networks that mostly show hockey and motorsports. You can watch whatever is on live, or rewatch games from I think earlier that day.
>>67051035
We once played with no striker in a european championship qualifier and my team, Rangers, got to the Final of the Uefa Cup playing some of the most defensive football you'll ever see.
Sounders / Rapids game thread:
>>67051032
>>67051032
>>67051224
>implying anyone gives a shit enough about either team for an individual thread
>>67051196
No striker? Damn, that's a tricky way to go about it. So midfielders acting as strikers, and lots of counterattacks, I guess?
>>67051224
>memers vs memeids
No thank you
>>67051261
Crew/HOU thread doing okay.
Also I thought the Seattle bandwagon was supposed to be the size of your mom's pussy
>>67051187
cool, might get it in the future.
>>67051224
>Making a game thread for a regular season game
C'mon now
>>67051224
We've always just done game discussion in the generals.
>>67051224
>its a soundersfag makes a game thread episode
>>67051263
You'd think so, but we hardly got a kick of the ball that night. That team never had the quality to do that. However, that was 6 years ago and we're starting to improve.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/9059609.stm
There's the match report if you're interested.
>tfw watching MNU v Cosmo free hd stream
>NASL is more accessible then MLELS
christ
>>67051292
>being this buttdevastated
>>67051224
I like the gamethreads, keep it upon Anon. Better than autistically posting about nothing in the general except for goals desu
>>67051323
Stage 1: Get that shit out of here
Stage 2: Generals only, all others fuck off
Stage 3: Threads for only the most important games
Stage 4: Threads for all games
MLS currently hanging in between
>>67051574
The stream is even hd. It's a comfy game desu, glad minnesota is coming into MLS >soon
>>67051629
>I like the gamethreads
1 post in the thread lol
Can you guys drink beer in the stands?
>seatlel
FT:
HOU 0 - 1 CLB
>>67051722
Yes.
>>67051574
It's always a trade off between accessibility and revenue. USL is super-accessible on Youtube but gets less ad revenue than a Minecraft streamer.
The Cosmos might profit off the OWS deal, though, not sure. It's gotta get them some kind of benefit otherwise they'd just go in with the league on beIN.
who /orlando/ here
the stadium is about 2 hours away and I'm thinking of going to a game in the next month. Is there any part of the stadium I should avoid or try to get when buying tickets? I saw a video of the FIGHT AND WIN guy at the sounders and Id like to avoid that thanks
>>67051722
Hell yeah. People take in coolers even.
>red card Minnesota
It's over, lads.
>>67051756
Supporter's Sections have the best atmosphere don't let the FIGHT AND WIN guy trick you.
>>67051722
Can you not?
I always imagined Brits having a comfy pint at Championship games, but then saw some hint in a BBC article that you might be nanny-stated out of it.
>>67051740
That sounds comfy af, it got banned here in the 80's after the fans stormed the pitch during and old firm game and started rioting.
>>67051722
WHAT WOULD EVEN BE THE POINT OTHERWISE
>>67051834
Haha, I've got some news for you, Anon..
>>67051834
You can buy alcohol inside the groud in England but you're not aloud outside the concourse with it.
>mfw people were chatting shit about the crew
>>67051859
>>67051899
What's stopping drunk people from storming the pitch from the concourse?
>>67051899
>buy ticket
>go to game
>pay 200% markup on beer
>have to watch game on TV
Sounds like staying home and having a watch party would be more fun.
>>67051958
they would have to queue properly before they could get back into the stands first.
>>67051958
The masses of policemen that are everywhere.
Is Colorado, the Leicester City of MLS?
>>67051899
That's probably because a few bad apples ruined it for everyone.
Rural UK hooliganism is probably on-par with being a sports fan in Philadelphia, IIRC
>>67052294
>no smiley for rowe
>>67052294
Is Gerrard's name trademarked?
What does /sp/ respect most (or rather, hate the least) ? USL or NASL?
>>67052533
USL
>>67052533
U S L
S
L
>>67052533
As a whole, they probably hate NASL the most.
>>67052533
NASL>USL for the future of American Soccer
>>67052533
NASL, if only because USL is still getting cucked as MLS reserve league.
>>letting the other team post your lineup first
Shit guys, get it together
>>67052604
>yfw IE Brah is the NASLshill
>>67052633
>tfw don't speak German and can't read that tweet
>>67052644
He's not wrong, though. A strong and competitive NASL would be good for US soccer.
>>67052644
That would mean he is being half the posts in these generals.
So it's likely true.
>>67052702
put your trip back on
>>67052702
Right, they're the AMD to MLS's Intel, or the Google to their Comcast. You expect MLS to always be on top, but someone needs to keep them on their toes.
>>67052644
>>67052702
>>67052748
>implying
WOW COSMOS YOU GUYS ARE TRASAH
>10 men down
>Cosmos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Thank you, Minnesota United
>>67052803
I thought the USSF declared MLS the first division.
They just don't say who is second or third.
>>67052823
They really haven't recovered from losing Senna and Raul.
>>67052867
USSF has MLS 1, NASL 2, USL 3
everything below that is undefined
>>67052867
No, USSF have officially declared NASL as 2nd and USL as 3rd. Both are gunning for the next spot up though.
>>67052867
They do, but there's nothing wrong with a competitive second.
>6 minutes extra time
Wew
>>67052940
let me know when we get that
So is soccer the only sport Philadelphia doesn't completely suck at?
>>67053022
>a feeder league as 2nd division
wow
>>67053037
No, they suck at soccer too.
>3 wins in a row
Watch out MLS , here we come :^)
>>67053037
careful, gonna get some batteries tossed your way with that sort of talk.
>>67051756
here
if you can, get second level around mid field is the best view imo, good fans less cringe
i sat second level behind fan section last sunday and the flags get in the way a bit, but the spergs were far enough away to be entertaining to watch
K E L L I
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I
>>67053129
>assault w/ a battery
I can think of no other reason other than the love of puns
DOOP bros, are you scared that Edu coming back will actually just fuck everything up?
Because I kind of am. Things have been going pretty well...
>>67053127
Maybe if you win more you can keep your name
>>67053251
It's shit anyway, desu
>>67053289
YOU'RE SHIT
test poat
>ivanschitz subbed off
RIP fantasy team
MN down to 10 men for 40 minutes and score a 90th minute goal to beat Cosmos 1-0
was at the match and am still buzzing
>>67053672
>sounders on your fantasy team
>>67053751
my team name is fight'n'win FC, what else would you expect?
Movsisyan hat trick. Never forget the Armenian genocide. Fuck Turkish swine.
>>67053914
For you to fight and win in fantasy?
I know it's the same game but is MLS any decent to watch? The A League sucks and I hate the British and probably every other soccer league.
>>67053938
>implying no Gio Goat Santos hat trick
>>67053986
>Australia
As Americans we have no clue (though I dunno, maybe there are some Americans here with experience watching Premiere League), but we'll still support our club/our city.
I can only guess it's like when we watch pro football/basketball, vs. college football/basketball. Same sport, different skill set, greener players. Still fun.
Am I close, fellow anons?
>>67053967
7th in the /mls/ league atm :^)
>>67050391
Draw confirmed
>>67050032
>realizing Dallas is tops in the standings
>>67053938
Zardes hat trick desu. I captained him for my fantasy team
>>67053986
>>67054070
obviously more sloppy play than other leagues but each game is literally a toss up and its not like 1 or 2 teams dominate
>>67053620
good poat it worked
>>67054164
This.
The U.S. seems to have more parity (relatively), the relegation system is a sham if you can still trade/buy players from other squads. The richest will always stay on top regardless of what also-rans go in and out between tiers.
>>67053986
>tfw have a ayy league team, perth glory, that I never see
only see that blopper thing at the end of the season.
Hello from Bonnie field, /mls/
SOON
O
O
N
>tfw no #kelli gf
>>67054273
Parity is a meme; a way to keep costs and player salary low.
>>67054376
>tfw your ball will never hit her head
fuck this feel
>>67054134
>not realizing RSL have 2 games in hand
>>67053938
Dog bleas
>>67053938
>tfw no turk afc anchorage bro to shitpost anymore
>>67054483
>implying RSL won't find a way to fuck their advantage up
It's alright. I'll enjoy the unbeaten streak while it lasts....which won't be long
>>67054450
True, there's the salary cap. But letting 1-2 teams spend unlimited funds on their team&players is shit for the league. US leagues only instituted the salary cap relatively recently, as I recall.
P E N U L T Y
>>67054581
about 90 more minutes
>Gerrard in charge of making the penalty
>slippy
S L I P P Y G
>>67054644
>rimando saves lol
LA/RSL thread when?
british finishing
>>67054644
>>67054657
>>67054675
SLIPPY G
>stream is seconds behind
>>67054717
not as desperate as the flyovers to make one f a m
>>67054610
MLS has had a salary cap for the entirety of its existence. It's kind of a founding principle of the league to ensure financial stability as a top priority.
By contrast, NASL has no salary caps, the Cosmos outspend everyone else in the league, and they're an embarrassment this year.
>>67054717
Idk, but link it here pls, I'll be ready to shitpost/contribute
>Galaxy literally stylin on the Mormons already
No need to watch this game guys Galaxy will win by 3
WHY THE FUCK DID GERRARD TAKE THAT SHIT AND NOT DOS SANTOS OR ZARDES OR MAGEE
fuck you bruce arena
>>67054786
if stylin means missing pk opportunity then yes you are right
>>67054786
Guaranteed tie m8
Watching the penalty call now, what an embarrassing flop from Two Saints. So bad.
Karma on the PK save.
>>67054773
Someone else create one already, or is the interest/need that low.
dink
>lela
TROLLBAR
trollpost
BURRITO
>dat celebration
>>67054786
>the earthquake-wracked village of (You)
>Manlets
When will they learn?
>it's let them score first episode
>>67055113
>>67055122
STOP IT
STREAM IS BEHIND FAGGOTS
>>67055179
>not living in California or Utah
Hat trick incoming
>>67055212
not him, but i'm streaming twc sportsnet on their site, because of a hog on the telly. so i'm like a minute or so behind.
also Z A R D E S
nice goal
We have a match now.
>>67055241
>tfw I captained Zardes and people doubted me
>>67055212
>not living in the comfy place between them
>>67055276
>image.png
better be at the game cuck
>>67055285
>Nukevada
>Beanerzona
>>67055285
Ah, yes. The glorious Republic of Molassia
>>67055328
>inland empire
MAGAOT
>ie brah on suicide watch
m a g e e
WEEEEW
>Real Salt Lake is a contender
>no Burrito
>no Plata
>no Morales
gg LA
Wait where's lletget?
>>67055557
>it's another no depth team
are other teams even trying?
>Galaxy hitting their July form in April
Just give> us the Cup, and the two other meme trophies
>>67055636
That's not a good thing.
>it's a jurgen is in the crowd episode
Klinsmann :)
wew lad
klansmann is qt
>Le tiny fast black man finally scored
>zardes's teammates are learning to turn his bad touches into short passes
Is RSLs dedense just slow and shit or are the Galaxy just beasting?
>>67055990
Tiki Taco is back brev.
>>67055981
k-kek
>>67055981
>accidental assists is created just for zardes
Holy fuck Dos Santos.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Holy shit Gio
>mentioning Gold Cup
Triggered
>it's a goals episode
>>67056108
>Its an LA let their opponent score a goal and then score 4 unanswered goals episode
>inb4 Dos Santos and Zardes get hat tricks
>>67055965
2 assists as well. Whoever is playing right back for RSL is getting absolutely shat on
>>67055981
Great support for the Galaxy, attacking with numbers
It's over lads
>>67056145
Reeeeeeeeeeeeerun :^)
>>67056180
nah pham, we still got to score more in the 2nd half.
>it's a drop a f-bomb in the halftime interview episode
>manlet keeper getting chipped easily
When will they learn lads?
>no one watching the vancouver scores on a penalty episode on the other game
I know it's onlyhalftime but fuck it.
I don't give a shit.
We fuckin did it, bros.
The Mormons are finished and their window has officially closed. It's our fuckin turn now and we're only just getting started. Get the fuck in here Galaxy Bros and let's fuckin celebrate our win. At least Utah has the Jazz... kek. Oh wait our Lakers will beat them too (as always).
Has there ever been a better time to be a Los Angeles sports fan?
>>67056444
never mind, OG not a PK
>>67056444
>>67056498
I am. At this point I'll take anything...
>>67056451
Kings lost last night feels bad man
>>67056451
Clippers down 10
>>67056627
>not being a ducksfag
>>67056648
Good fuck the clips
>>67056726
>>67056627
>>67056748
>>67056648
>not supporting all teams equally so you can bandwagon and always be a winner like a true LA sports fan lel
Here we go
Based Rowe
>7 minutes gone in the second half
>still not 5-1
JUST
>>67057162
Galaxy are finished.
>>67057162
Turned into snoozefest lads
>>67057332
Here comes a Stevie G or Gio free kick goal
>That autistic microphone guy in the ACB yelling during the free kick
>zardes
>heavy touch
Pic both
Zardes really needs to work on his first touch
>it's another bad first touch by zardes
come on kid, making really hard to stay in your corner
Dubs decides my new trip, needs to be Zardes related.
Ah there we go, the classic shitty touch by zardes
>>67057754
I'm a tripfag attention whore
t. Zardes
>>67057754
Zardes stone foot
>that card
'no'
NO ERA PENAL
MLS refs
What the fuck is going on?
>>67057754
Zardes's bad touch
RSL getting the pitty points.
>>67057754
Isayg Sedraz
>>67057754
Gyas Fuck My First Touch Up
>>67057944
GYAS
>>67057944
Lol fuck, this is goodbye guys;(
This just in. The Caps finally scored in open play.
>Cole
Why do we allow Canadian teams in our leagues?
>>67058433
To make ours look better
No Twitter
No
STEVIE G LAs
>>67058643
weak bait
STEVIE
T
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I
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>>67058643
btfo
Well, that went better!
>>67058643
HA! He had worse seats than I had. Surprised I didn't see him because that's only a section over.
fug I want to see more of jameison lV
we back bros?
Is that Ben Last actually real? Google image searched some of the pro/rel bots a while ago and its all fake pics, this guy also looks fake. The conspiracy is real
The treble is ours
Goodnight
>>67058950
>fucking up already
K E K
U N I O N
I blacked out early, not sure what the fuck is happening but good win.
>>67059433
Good lad
Ayy Lmao
>>67059834
JUST
exclusive sneak peek at the mls cup trophy redesign
Who can stop us?
WE INTERGALACTIC NOW
>>67059791
Thanks senpai
>>67060172
>>67060120
honestly >we've got to go for the treble this year.
we've got the roster for it.
>Soon
>>67060204
>LA
>championship
Except you forgot the part where you're LA
An LA v PHI/TOR MLS CUP would be comfy as fuck. I know it's still early but that would be so amazing Giovinco reminds me of Iverson in 2001 he's taking his team all the way.
>>67060120
>>67060172
Philly nigga.
>>67060289
>east
No, but seriously, is there any team even close to LA's level?
piss poor finishing and a giveaway goal
Ref robbed us of a corner or 2
>>67060363
Nigga, Philly
>>67060366
you guys really gonna get in?
could use more californian teams in here.
>>67060370
Look, I know you're hype your team isn't a dumpster fire right now, but you're still in MLS's second division.
>>67060395
hehe this is such a funny meme!
>>67060394
hopefully
the MLS commissioner visted here a while ago and he said things looks promising
>>67060395
P H I L L Y
we out here
>>67060418
>looks promising
>mayor is literally a child molestor
Might need to make some changes first, pham.
>>67060366
18 shots, yo, how did you not get a goal
>>67060806
Because LOL LONGBALL and too much holding
I dont know why they kept kicking the corners so high
>>67060829
Good crowd apart from the PUTO nonsense, come pay us a visit in August
>>67060874
>implying I can afford tix to st louis
>>67060874
>PUTO nonsense
And here I thought Sacramento would have less hispanics than Texas
>>67061883
It seemed to get louder as the game went on too
misogynists absolutely btfo again
>>67063364
wut
I'm just here for a mid-morning
DOOP
O
O
P
>>67063364
yo i'd still fuck with this abo tho
>>67050032
>Colorado
>2015
>dead last in the West
>couldn't score for shit
>2016
>16 points after 8 games
>2nd best team in the West below Dallas by 1 point
>same for Supporters' Shield
>undefeated at home
>no home draws
>only 6 goals against (only Toronto's 5 goals against better in the league)
>Philadelphia
>2015
>second worst team in the league
>couldn't defend for shit
>2016
>1st in the East
>5th for Supporters' Shield
>undefeated at home
>no home draws
This league, man. What a time to be alive.
>>67066483
>implying either of these teams is going to make the playoffs
>>67067223
>60% of teams make the playoffs
>so many teams shitting the bed this season
Don't see why not. Philadelphia is in the easy conference and Colorado has proven in the past they are great defenders, so all they need to fix is goal scoring and they are a solid team (7 goals in their last three matches).
>>67067888
East is going to be Toronto, Montreal, Columbus, New England, Orlando then either NYRB or DC.
And in the west Dallas, LA, RSL, Vancouver, Portland and Seattle.
CJ Sapong isn't capable of scoring consistently over the entire season, and soon philly will be back to being shit. And Jones will inevitably get injured and miss most of this season, and we'll see how awful colorado really is.
>http://youtu.be/t9pFluj1u-Y
Who wins, Nobody likes us or #bannedforsmokebombs?
>>67063144
drunker = louder
>>67068164
Colorado was doing decently without him
They definitely seem better offensively
Gashi might be the signing of the year
As for Philly, maybe you're right about Sapong
Philly doesn't really seem like they could keep their up without adding someone
But that's Earnie's job now
>>67068651
>buying tickets close to the away section
The West is fucking stacked this year, I don't
think Memeattle is making the playoffs
>Soon
>>67068651
Fun times
>Kaka out again
feelsbadman
>>67068164
>And Jones will inevitably get injured and miss most of this season, and we'll see how awful colorado really is.
Without Jones playing Colorado went 3-2-1, so I don't buy that.
>CJ Sapong isn't capable of scoring consistently over the entire season, and soon philly will be back to being shit.
Far more likely. Phily games have been pretty anemic.
>NYRB making the playoffs
I know they started doing better after a rough start last season, but 1-6-0 is fucking brutal. The games have been shit. Highest goals against in the league and by far the lowest goals for in the league. There is nothing to be hopeful for about the Red Bulls right now other than 1.) they are in baby conference, and 2.) it will be hard to get worse than averaging 0.43 PPG on the league table.
>>67068960
>another undisclosed injury
MLS Fantasy is suffering.
>>67069028
didnt have Kaka but its fucking bullshit they don't get penalized for not reporting injuries or something like in the NFL
>>67068994
For NYRB they have to hope the injury crisis eventually eases off
And BWP is returning to his League 1 status
>>67069148
I'm positive they'll get there eventually
>>67069148
I know, right? I hate having to learn who is playing either by stocking beat reporters on Twitter (who don't always report these things) or wait for the lineups to be released an hour before the match.
>>67069243
Why?
Who cares about your made up roster?
>>67069287
no one but there should be some kind of protocol for reporting injuries, it's good for transparency (something MLS lacks badly)
>>67069209
Who is currently injured? As far as I can other teams have had far more injuries and are still doing well: Colorado, DC, Portland (RIP), RSL (RIP), and SJ.
>>67069355
>it's good for transparency (something MLS lacks badly)
Agreed
>>67069393
>Portland
Whoops, didn't mean to put them in there, although god damn they have been brutalized by injuries.
>>67068960
>playing on national TV
>no Kaka
This is not how you win over the American public
>>67069393
It's not as bad now but their back line has pretty much decimated this season so far plus Verón has yet to make an appearance
>>67069538
>best defender traded
>Sam and Sasha look like tired old men
>Felipe was always shit
>BWP literally cannot score, even on a penalty
>Grella looks confused
>McCarty is trying his best, has no attacking options to pass to
NYRB fans should have an alter to Robles erected. That man is long suffering this season.
Are the Crapids the Leicester of the MLS
>>67070002
Yes.
>>67070044
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>67070002
No, we've got too much parity to compare.
Colorado have already won a mlsc up too.
>>67070090
this is the only meme I have for the Crapdis
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEkWcQQRkoJ/
"Hooligans"
>never ever will win a CCL
>>67070424
Imagine the bloodbath when these two teams meet for the first time
As an Atlanta fan I'm planning on telling the other fans to meet us a block or two west from the stadium and then just letting the problem sort it self out. Pretty sure you'd never see them again.
>Soon
>>67069028
>tfw captained Kaka
JUST
>Jermaine Jones' explanation that he wanted to take last night's PK so he could score a goal for each of his birthday twin boys was classic.
>>67072194
If Colorado had scored that penalty, I can't even imagine how bootyblasted the writers at Sounder at Heart would be.
This one guy wrote an entire article blaming the loss on refball (because Doyle wasn't called offside) and then threatened to ban commenters who disagreed with him.
It's too bad there isn't a better site for Sounders news, like Empire of Soccer for NYC/RBNY or something.
>>67072194
Speaking of Jones, I wonder if Klinsmann could put him at the top of the diamond at the #10 position given his success there with Colorado
He could be more of a destroyer given his love of going forward
cant wait to watch this loss in person :0)
>>67072827
And move bradley back to d-mid
>Your USL counterpart has more wins
Free Cubo the fat robot damn it.
>>67073913
>it's an old aeg franchise is floundering episode
uhhh why is the game not on ESPN right now?
>ESPN showing basketball instead of the game
WHAT THE FUCK. EVEN THE GUIDE SAYS ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MLS.
>power outage in Grizzlies-Spurs snoozer delays sweep 18 minutes
>moves Warriors-Rockets pregame show to ESPN
>Quakes-Sporting BTFO to ESPNNEWS while Sage Steele, Jalen Rose, and some old 76ers guy talk
ESPN NEWS 821 ON COMCAST GOGOGO
>home team
>Rockets still getting refballed out of back-to-back and 1s
>Spurs game over
>still haven't transferred Warriors game back to ABC to clear the way for MLS on ESPN
>>67074353
CACK TO ESPN GOGOGOOGOGOG
Is anyone else watching this?
>>67075081
m-me
>>67075081
here, also watching USL though
Is Dawkins >le kick the ball into the defender every time man? Haven't watched him play before
>>67050032
That Outdoor bar has ruined the entire atmosphere of the stadium.
>>67075302
>watching 2 soccer games at once
disgusting
>>67075390
im also watching a baseball game :^)
>>67075452
There's no problem with watching multiple turn-based sports like baseball or football at once, but for something like soccer you're basically admitting you're only in it for the memes
Who here comfy watching the Quakes on a perfect day?
The Quakes' wingers look like shit today
>MLS Finishing
>>67075619
Day drinking/10 Day
>Scum Jose
>>67076062
>tfw i can never figure which way is right side up on this piece of shit phone
>>67076062
>empty as fuck supportors section
Scum Jose """""ultras"""""
>>67076112
>Estonia national flags waving in front of your face while trying to watch your team play
Why would you pay for this?
>Twellman says Portubro's Coelho in early consideration for MLS Defender of the Year
>>67076368
It's estonian heritage night anon
>Quakes' shit show of final third play this half
>Saint Joe in charge of finishing
>I'm an ultra.
>>67076112
>>67076144
>>67076062
Where do the "away" supporter's sit?
LARGEST OUTDOOR BAR
EVER
Does the earthquakes have fans?
>>67070002
Dad dad..
Why did San Jose trade opara?
>>67076882
Nope. Thats why MLS needs a San Francisco team
>>67077195
Why would San Francisco care about soccer?
>major league shit
>>67076639
In the abandoned corner
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A PENALTY?
>sub dwyer
THAT WAS THE MOST OBVIOUS PENALTY IVE EVER SEEN
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
My sides
NOW HE CALLS THE PENALTY?
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?
Isn't that supposed to be a red card for the keeper?
This game is bullshit. Quakes paying the refs
>le American Cronaldo
>>67077680
Only his 2nd penalty this year m8
fuck scum jose
>this weak bait
Keeper didnt even touch the ball
When did Garber decide to back San Jose?
>>67077773
Referee set a clear precedent that tripping somebody in the box wasn't a foul
>>67077842
Big difference between diving over someone's outstretched leg and getting shoulder-tackled by a keeper
>>67078065
>justifying the shit non-call when it is advantageous to you
typically scum jose """""ultra"""""
>>67078149
>booty blasted flyover anon
>>67078065
Dwyer was tripped and the San Jose fag was tripped. They were both obvious. Only the second one was called for some reason
>>67078188
>imblying the wizards are my team
just cheering against you
>>67078246
The reason is that cuckfield dove after he saw a defender's outstretched leg, as opposed to Melia flat-out tackling the SJ attacker
>>67078600
Dwyer was tripped by a defender who should have got his second yellow. The San Jose forward fell to the ground without being touched when he saw melia dive towards the ball. It was terrible officiating
>>67078661
You sure you watching the right game anon?
>>67078661
>The San Jose forward fell to the ground without being touched when he saw melia dive towards the ball.
You couldn't be more wrong. Glad this game turned out the right way and not your twisted version
>>67078765
>>67078763
I know it's hard for you to watch with an impartial eye
>>67078801
>implying im a sj fan
That Tommy Thompson kid's forehead was made for headering
>>67078831
>implying San Jose has fans
That stadium.
>>67078831
I was not implying that
>Tommy Thompson
These open stadiums are really annoying on tv. Everyone is just walking around randomly
>ref literally running away from vermes
That was a horribly officiated game
>1-0 home win decided on which penalties were called or not
>this is the product we're trying to sell to a national TV audience
>Putting Meme Jose on National TV
You're digging your own grave MLS Executives
>>67079032
You got that right.
These are some shitty refs.
https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/724355951340466176
>>67079302
What did the ref mean by this?
>tfw you want to feel bad for skc but you remember the brad davis no call
>8 out of the bottom 12 teams in MLS are from the Eastern conference
>>67079791
>Still being salty over a little shove.
>>67080123
I still don't understand why the East is so bad.
I get Orlando and NYC for being expansion teams but everyone else has no excuse
>>67080214
seattle, colorado, and the lags have been blessed by the boss
>>67080214
Draws
A lot of dropped points
>hedges out for the next 6 weeks
Gonna be rough senpai.
Also, still need that no.9.
>it's a bad guys win episode
>>67080123
The East is fucking trash.
>>67080332
4 out of the 5 teams with the most losses come from the West
>>67080420
>MEMEATTLE IN THE RELEGATON ZONE
>>67080123
>>67080284
>>67080332
>tfw Beastern conference will win the cup
>>67080484
You're absolutely right. MLS Cup is rigged. LA won it in 2014 because muh Landon. Timbers won it in 2015 because no team had won MLS Cup on the road and the league wanted to show that it was possible. This year the eastern conference will get refballed the title to show that there is parity between the conferences.
WIll Mike Petke be coaching the Red Bulls some point this year?
>>67080723
>That edgy font
>>67080817
>That Literally Who team
Who the fuck picks these Nationally Televised games?
>>67080817
>Kaka still not on injury report
fuck you adrian heath
RIP fantasy team
>>67080332
How does this manage to happen in the MLS *AND* NBA *AND* NHL. Srsly wtf.
Surprised the league didn't force some GoT night or something.
It will never be our year.
;_;
>>67081593
Is Owen Coyle's job in jeopardy?
Who /ontime/ here
Why does Orlando SC's twitter keep using the hashtag 'youllneverhuntalone'. Goddamn that is so cringey considering what it is based off. Did Orlando have an accident where fans died in a hunting accident or something?
>>67081593
Bringing back Geoff Cameron back still an option at this point?
>>67081622
It most likely will be of the team keeps going on like this.
I could say that the refs have been giving the team a hard time or that Will Bruin needs to stop being Coyle's go to guy as a line forward when he has 3 other worthy canidates that just need the good service to make it work, but what I find baffling is Coyle's sub choices.
Only one of those rusty Spaniards that they brought in seems like a good choice but the team just can't seem to finish games without dropping their spaghetti like the Red Bulls in playoffs.
DEAD BULLS EXPOSED AGAIN'
LMAO
>I'm a red bull.
>>67081916
>you'll never hunt alone
I never heard this before, but it gels quite nicely with the high cougar population of the city.
I am not referring to cats.
>the New Jersey energy drinks
>>67082186
>New Jersey Nos
>Philly Four Loco
hi mls
>>67082258
hallo freund
>yfw kaka took the day off and told you to become GOAT
>yfw >morris is already being made GOAT for finally doing his job
>this fucking game
The exact opposite of the snoozer earlier
>>67082286
hello
so what's new in american "sawker"?
you guys must be thrilled about pulisic
>>67082366
>taking shit from Germany
I believe 1945 established we no longer have to take shit from you ever again.
>>67082366
Whats new with the refugees? Rape any new women lately?
>>67082387
>>67082416
lol, why are you guys so defensive?
my post was in good nature
>>67082445
tripfags are insecure
>>67082445
>>67082366
This is the year of the memes.
>>67082445
>my post was in good nature
So was your invasion of Poland.
>>67082366
Honestly, I've seen so many young prospects get put on a pedestal and have it fuck with their head that I hope Pulisic just lays low for a while.
Go RedBulls
>>67082665
>lays low
>plays in bundesliga for 2nd place team
kind of impossible at this point
>>67082366
We have Jordan Morris. Want to buy him?
>the ref just staring down that British diver
Love it. Man up little man
Brek Shea is a pretty big right back
>>67082809
>for you
He's a left back tho
>>67082836
I like his game. He's a back with good defense and midfield moves
>pink cows
is it time for another town hall?
Red bulls can't finish and orlando can't string passes together
wew
>>67082968
Crossing is bad right now for the red bulls
>>67082968
yeah Kaka is pretty important for threading the passes
>>67082968
no kaka, no party
Larin is the GOAT
>>67082717
Yeah, but he won't get his dick sucked over there like he would here. I hope he avoids the US senior team for a few more years. Klinsmann will probably rely on him more than I would like.
Well at least i found out you can smoke piff by the exits
>Lalas bringing his contrarianism to the Audi Player Index™
crossed the line desu
>>67083324
>Sideways pictures
REEEEEEEE
Turn your phone faggot
Saturday April 23:
NYCFC @ Philadelphia Union 0-2 FINAL
Toronto FC @ Montreal Impact 2-0 FINAL
New England Revolution @ AC/DC United 0-3 FINAL
Houston Dynamo @ Columbus Crew SC 0-1 FINAL
Seattle Sounders FC @ Colorado Rapids 1-3 FINAL
Real Salt Lake @ L.A. Galaxy 2-5 FINAL
FC Dallas @ Vancouver Whitecaps FC 0-3 FINAL
Sunday April 24
Sporting KC @ San Jose Earthquakes 0-1 FINAL
Orlando City SC @ NY Red Bulls 1-0 HT'
Use this for the next thread.
>>67082366
MLS has officially entered the 'meme' era
>>67083540
When was MLS not in meme mode?
Top red bulls action rh
>>67083648
from like 2000-2007
>le couldn't finish dinner team
>>67083757
Pretty sure those are the memeyist era
>>67083726
kek, seems about right.
THAT HAS TO BE A PENALTY
/We/ still lose
>>67083847
that was after they got rid of the meme rules and before the Beckham rule and meme franchises, when pretty much nobody watched the league
>MLS refereeing
This game has officially devolved into a shit show. Guess Garber couldn't have NYRB bombing this season after all
JUST
Where has that cross been all season Lloyd?
3 - 2 !!!!!!!!
Wew lads
What the fuck? Red bull won?
>Refs
>Contrarians
>Heath
>>67052116
Blame it on the 80s and fans from Liverpool
#Hooligans
>Soon
>>67086291
>mexicans
somebody call trump
>>67086291
Good to know we will have another year of NYCFC "hooliganism"
So much salt over at Sounder at Heart, it's glorious
>>67086649
Shhhhhhhh
This thread filled up fast as shit.
NYOO THREAD
>>67086809
>>67086809
>>67086809
>>67086404
>Mexicans in Nueva York?
Looks more like Dominicans or Purrto Ricans desu
>>67086878
They're still paying for the goddamn wall
DID MY TEAM WIN
>soccerbros
NEXT GAMES WEDNESDAY, BROS
(or whenever the fuck the inferior-ass NASL plays)
KEEP IT CLASSY
Who here /backfromthebar/
>>67088491
>Nigga literally just said KEEP IT CLASSY
>doesn't keep it classy
