nhl.com
theahl.com
hockeydb.com
>rags
>>66961838
>He's never winning a Stanley Cup
Best feeling ever
>shitcago
>stinky smelly Detoilet niggers
>>66961859
pic not related
>refhawks
>shitcago
>finnish goaltending
>trashville
>>66961875
HAWKS IN 7
>chiraq
>shitcongo
>black cocks
>>66961878
Pekka wasnt even bad brah dont shit on your good looking countryman you mongrel.
>>66961872
>Pic most certainly related. That shitbag is never winning a Cup ever.
>>66961865
>whiny SEC casuals who don't know anything about hockey
>>66961894
Rinne is the only good looking Finn and that guy is jealous
>>66961898
pic still not related. jumbo is a guaranteed hofer and a cup will be the cherry on top
>>66961888
>implying the St Louis isn't literally the People's Republic of Dindunuffin
REFS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BLUES ARE WINNING THIS SERIES
>tranpa
>>66961901
I know my team is about to sweep in 5
Did Andersen earn him self the starting spot for game 4?
>mfw we are just 3 weeks away from dank off season shitposting
>>66961913
He's a guaranteed HOF'er but he's not winning a Cup. The best chance he has is getting traded.
It won't happy and he's going to retire without a Cup. Personally I hope he sticks around a while and gets the record for most games without a Cup but with the way Jerome is going it's not happening.
>>66961915
Without fail whenever Chicago niggers are brought up a butthurt NBC Refhawks fan will show up to debate crime statistics with you.
>all that asshurt
>all that defensiveness
Don't turn /hoc/ into a hawks gamethread, you'll never shut up about that shit. Then a few minutes later Rbo will show up and spam anime pictures and talk about how disgusting 3d women are. Worst fanbase on /sp/.
>>66961901
What am I supposed to be laughing at? Pauette or the score?
>Drouin will lift the cup will Stammer cries in the pressbox
>>66961838
>canes edition
dont bully my team please
>>66961962
Honestly I'd be pretty cool with that. I actually met the dude last year when I still went to UTampa. Pretty chill guy.
>>66961964
i love the canes desu. they should probably relocate to charlotete and just swap teams with the checkers though
>>66961955
After seeing the pic of their boy Blunder all bloodied tranpa fans cried all over Facebook and Twitter for a suspension, but it turns out what drew blood was Fagette headbutting him while they both went after Abdelkader.
>>66961962
>>66961975
>this is what tranny fuckers believe
"I fap to interracial threads on /gif/."
-Blackhawks fans, probably
>>66961980
How does one greentext shaw without getting it confused with the superior existing >shaw meme?
there's literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a qt trap
>>66961994
Probably? You're giving them way too much credit
who can stop them?
>>66961978
Not sure if Charlotte is a good market desu. Raleigh is whiter and would probably pull a better crowd than Charlotte.
If they switch with the Checkers at least I'll have an easier time seeing them.
>>66962008
>tranpa fan detected
>>66962012
>>66962012
the islanders
>shaw saying faggot
smdh
>>66962004
>shaq
>>66962022
>its going to be another playoffs of sandwich anger
I hope you're ready to shitpost lardposter
>>66962030
simple yet brilliant
>>66961980
ah, yeah, whatever, I mean that's mainly the ones that jump on whenever the playoffs start. Just sorta goes to show how retarded my city can get when our team gets good. (we're still not quite used to it) But I'm all for making Abdelkader a villain, at least from a narrative sense. Tampa's never really had a rivalry with anyone and I kinda hope Detroit stays good to give our team a little more character than it has. So far our history basically amounts to, "We won the cup in 2004." And not even that cup run was all that special in the grand scope of things.
>>66962036
Why would I be mad at sandwiches? I make ham and cheese sandwiches every day.
I don't like tranny fucking frogposters though.
>>66962051
>eating the same thing every day
why?
excuse me lads, but is patrick kane an elite ice hockey player?
>>66962057
Why the fuck else would you make a sandwich? Too lazy to cook.
>>66962045
>not that special
>>66961991
>a person from a city believes in their team.
Wow dude, you got me there.
>>66962063
>cant beat the blooz
"no"
>>66962063
>balding manlet
>elite
>>66962069
>and he expects not to have anybody disagree with and mock his delusional opinions
Welcome to /hoc/
>>66962068
oh, yeah, i know about Andy's story and everything, but nobody else treats it like it's significant. They'd rather just point to Ray Borque and everything. Maybe it would have had more significance if Dave just retired that year.
if you want a good laugh look at this thread on hfboards.
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2066933&page=2
>>66962090
time to have fun
>>66961945
Iginla has made some horrible career decisions if winning a Cup is something he wants to do before retiring
>>66962012
>
>>66962090
>white people saying shaw dindu nuffin and that you shouldn't be offended if someone called you a nigger if you're a blacky
>>66962116
look at him smiling
he knows what he's doing
he's choking and the panthers can do NOTHING about it
>>66962126
post butt
>>66962079
>implying I don't expect this
No, it's just what I'm saying is that you can do better. You have something good going with this tranny thing why not go further with that? Or you could tell me why I'm delusional cause I'm just a dumb Floridian who can't understand the rules of hockey. Maybe even bring up LeXplorer he was a fun meme for a while.
>>66962090
>went in expecting a "come on it's 2016" type of post
>was not disappointed
>>66962143
why isn't there a gofundme page to have zimmy zammy attend a faggothaters game?
>>66962141
>dumb floridaian who can't understand the rules of hockey
Even if you're saying you're retarded ironically, all we hear is you saying you're retarded.
>>66962148
Because Zim Zam can't take time off from his full time neighborhood patrol job. He is a noble man who makes many sacrifices for his community.
>>66962141
I'm not enough of a homer to think that the Wings would be able to beat most of the other teams in the playoffs right now, yet they have at least been able to be a formidable challenge to the Lightning in their last two games. A good power play isn't enough to carry you to the finals, especially the way the calls have been going lately. The team would have to be the favorite every time. Taunts and shitposting aside I would say the same thing about them as I would about the Wings, promising, but not quite good enough.
>>66962141
i go to usf and i do not look like lex. delete this
>>66962172
the lightning only had one pp goal in the 3 games before this though. usually their pp is complete shit and their 5 on 5 is good. i was shocked they scored on one pp tonight let alone 3
>>66962167
tfw i went to based marshalls and found a new dodgers hoodie for $25
>>66962174
I bet lex looks 70 years old when he gets released from jail
>>66962172
Yeah, really our powerplay's been kinda shit up until today. I dunno, it's more of a hope than anything, an slight optimism always accompanied by the phrase "You never know." It's hard to stay but considering how much >we were supposed to suck in this series without stamkos and Stralman, at the very least it's encouraging.
>Captcha asked me to identify pictures of palm trees
can't fucking wait to be back in tampa soon.
>>66962141
I wonder how he's doing
>>66962195
i bet he already does look 70. i bet hes already someones bitch. 2bh i feel bad for the guy, he may be a fucking idiot but i dont think he deserved jail
>tfw wongs
you know that feel blackcockbros
>>66962185
That's the power of Kuch. Mrazek started cheating hard to the side and it left him out of position. I honestly think he has a bad groin too but I'm not sure. Some Detroit fan might have a better idea. Kuch also has 30 points in 30 games now.
>>66962185
Even if they didn't have PPG they were still in much better form and the Wings having to kill in the first two games killed off any momentum before it could even get going. The power plays the Wings got on the other hand were pathetic and laughable. I wouldn't really rate tranpa above the craps, pongs, shorks, refhawks, hell even the blues. If they wanted to get to the finals they would need the easiest possible path, same as Detroit.
>>66962212
ive been impressed at how good the pk has been too, usually theyre not quite as sharp. maybe its just a combination of bolts getting better and wings pp not being good. im hoping if they survive till the second round stralman will be back and itll help out
>>66962205
well he did cost the school district a fuck ton of money shutting down the school and he threatened pre teen fags so they had to throw the book at him
>built up shekels in the fans eyes
hahaha, what?
>>66962227
yea i guess thats fair enough.
>>66962222
checked
>>66962204
>We're gonna be the first site he goes to when he gets out
>and he's gonna tell us ALL about it.
>>66962257
How long is he in for? Will 4chan still be around?
>>66962265
5-8 years I think
>>66962265
eight years. By that time, shit, Trump's run as president will be winding down. How cool is that gonna be?
>>66962278
that poor bastard.
>he missed out on the lightning being good
>the rays potentially getting back to being good
>bucs with serious potential
>usf football a top 25 team soon
instead he will be getting slammed by tyrone. the internet is a terrible place
>>66962288
That's what happens when you have poor opsec
Post yfw the Kings win the cup
Pic related: mfw
>>66962341
STINKY
>>66962341
SMELLY
>>66962341
ARMENIANS
>>66962353
BENERS
>rags
>>66962380
>rags
>pongs
>tfw you want both to lose
Even without the "faggot" he was probably getting punished just for flipping the double bird.
>>66962388
the worse one is >rags
>>>>>>>>hfboards
holy shit this place is a hugbox
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2066933&page=8
I called out the mods for censoring the thread, and they block me from the thread.
>>66962063
no, but he is a delite
>The Socialist Paradise of ShiteKikeGo
>>66962399
They are both terrible in their own ways. >rags for the persecution complex, pongs for sheer obnoxiousness.
>tfw bracket is practically fucked.
Thanks alot Panthers and Shorks
>the shitcongo reddithawks
>>66962427
The ducks (not for long) and >rags are fucking me right now
>>66962265
He got 5 years in 2015. Don't know if you get out on good behavior after 3 or 4 though.
>"Takes a 100 breakaway shots every practice"
>"such amazing work ethic"
>Gives up game winning playoff goal to a 39 year old 4th liner on a breakaway
laughingwhores.jpg
>>66962439
Did you have the Ducks advancing?
>>66962467
Yea. I didn't expect them to waste 2 games with Gibson
I SUPPORT SHAW 100%
HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, ANYBODY THAT HAS EVER PLAYED COMPETITIVE HOCKEY KNOWS THAT THE WORD FAG GETS THROWN AROUND LIKE NOTHING, ITS THE MOST COMMON CHIRP YOU CAN USE!!! FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
>>66962490
Shut up fag
>>66962490
go post that in the HF thread. they will block you within 30 seconds.
https://streamable.com/rlr7
What did he mean by this?
>>66961936
It's the battle of two teams that aren't going to win the cup anyways.
Who is ready for the Hawks to be the second coming of todays red wings.
It's fun but at the same time you wish they'd just fucking rebuild.
>>66962626
>Kane @ 10.5 until 2023
>Toews @ 10.5 until 2023
>Seabrook @ 6.8 until 2024
>praying that the LTIR gods will protect them from Hossa
yeah they're done
>>66962626
So you mean they'll get BTFO by shit teams then come from behind to upset good ones?
>>66962652
>wongs
>btfoing anybody
Goodnight /hoc/
>>66962045
Tbh with how clinically depressing the Bucs and Rays are I'm glad you guys finally have something to cheer for. I'm a Mariners fan so I know the feeling pretty well. The long wait for the Seahawks was so fucking worth it though.
I just wish you guys had less loud, obnoxious, know-nothing-about-hockey cunts.
>>66962591
>that one guy who leaps over Steen and smashes Shaw's face against the ice
top kek
>>66962490
What happened?
>>66962845
He said "Fuck you faggot" and it got caught on camera in the penalty bog. A league that is partnered with You Can Play means he's probably about to get raped.
>>66962834
Bucs and rays are looking like they might be pretty good in the next few years. I dont really see any of us being too obnoxious other than the usual bantz. 2bh I kind of like Detroit just because you guys usually know how to bant decently well.
>>66962865
I'm actually pretty jealous of Winston desu. He seems like he's gonna be fucking great and already sounds like one hell of a leader. I think he's exactly what you guys have been needing for years.
>>66962853
kek, I love how people are freaking out over this, that word probably gets said 40 times a game
Much worse stuff is also said, have these people ever even played hockey?
>>66962871
The problem is that it was caught and documented on a national broadcast m8.
>>66962880
who cares? You can always hear bad words on the broadcasts, anytime there's a scrum you hear fuck
Lol everyone crying about Shaw is a fag
>faggot is a homophobic slur
>mad
>at a word
when will people stop being such crybaby faggots?
I hate missing games.
Is Mraz officially zazzed or did the penalty killers let him down?
>>66962949
pkers let him down. mraz is still solid but the rest of the team sucks shit, and only operates on one gear.
>tfw the isles ruin everyone's brackets
Tampa's and Detroit's powerplay/boxplay are like night and day and will be the factor that leads Tampa to win the series.
>>66962971
you sure it's not detroilet being dogshit that will sink them?
People upset not at the fact that Shaw got caught saying but at the fact that he even said it to begin with have never played hockey before and if they have they're fucking shit
good morrow hoc
>rags
>>66962988
>rags
>>66962975
Detroit's dogshit box play? Yes
But how many goals have Tampa scored in 5v5? Last they they scored all their goals on power plays. Detroit have been standing up quite alright in 5v5 these last two games, and have been the only one of the two teams to score in that format these two games.
>>66962971
literally who gives a shit, detroit cucked the ruins out of the playoffs and kept the streak alive. crashing tampon gay out would just be a bonus before gracefully bowing out to jagr
>>66962988
Shouldn't you have been up for a while, Binland?
>rags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x83EXTjhaWY
holy shit always hated letang for being a frog and for being dirty shit. unbelievable
What went wrong?
>>66962996
my sleep schedule is fucked because of the playoffs, Wataru.
>>66962994
If it is a possibility then of course I care, why wouldn't I? Winning over Tampa + getting to watch more games would have been a pretty sweet thing. But I don't expect it, so I won't be disappointed when it doesn't happen.
>mfw that shitshow St Louis game today
>>66962992
Tampa scored seven even-strength goals in the first two games, so acting like they're incapable of doing so seems a bit disingenuous.
>>66963003
Nice. I'm jealous desu. Time difference here is too great. Games start at the same time as work.
>>66962992
box play was what i mean yeah. they may be okay 5-on-5, but they are getting killed on everything else. i guess they got the streak still, but they are so crap everywhere else
thoughts? how far can they go?
>>66963017
>mfw the hawks contender ends against THE FUCKIN' BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
The only thing fishier than the officiating in Nashville is what they throw on the ice.
(same for Bloos/Cawks, but I don't have a faggoty remark for that)
>>66963040
>Contender with no cap and players like Bickell and Shaw on the team
Upper lel
>>66963021
Sure they are. But Detroit have gotten their game back together more these last two games. So it will be interesting to see if they can keep their 5v5 game this next away game, or if they'll turtle back into how they looked their first two away games. But you're right, I probably overdramatized it a bit.
>>66963026
Indeed they are.
They do, but the streak feels pretty damn useless when you're not a contender in any way for anything else than second round.
>>66963036
First round exit
>Shaw said faggot
Someone chirped someone in playoff hockey!?!?
How classless! This isn't what hockey should be about!!
t.Reddit
>>66963093
hockey is a family show my friend
>>66963100
Then more people should be upset at the fucks, shits, and bitches you can easily hear and lip read during the game
But nah, no one cares unless it's about the gays because other than blacks they're the new oppressed group of people
>>66963093
Fucking hell the comments on that reddit thread are embarrassing.
How fucking stupid are people? Faggot is not a slur against gays anymore, it's just a general fucking insult like "cunt".
>>66963125
I went on there because I knew there'd be a shitstorm about it, fucking hilarious, none of them have ever played a game of hockey before
>>66963125
I find that that's a common occurrence on /r/hockey.
People get up in arms about every single little thing a player does that could be seen as shitty.
Like fuck, it's hockey, get the fuck over it and have some fun.
The banter said on the ice is between players, and if one takes offence they can fight it out, that's the great part about hockey.
>>66963125
so much fucking this
was literally discussing the topic with a friend earlier. even when we say something is fucking gay as shit, we're not really trying to bash gays with the statement, it's just an expression
and yeah, faggot is like asshole, loser and idiot all wrapped up into one with no intended homophobic connotation at all
>rags
>>66963129
>>66963132
Reddit:
>I think its OK that players are physically assaulting each other, but god forbid they say something hurtful to each other!
>>66963141
>rags
I just hope you all take a step back and realize how sad your little circlejerk-and-laugh-at-reddit is you pathetic niggers
reddit is faggoty bullshit and I hate it as much as you do but god damn take a look at yourselves
>andersen in net
>andersen gets 2nd shutout in a row
The Epic comeback began tonight
>>66963168
Reddit's gay as fuck "Muh feelings" shit on /r/hockey is rivaled by the /pol/shit that has invaded /hoc/ desu
>>66963155
If shaw made a dirty hit their wouldn't even be half the discussion about it
>>66963168
Well we laugh at reddit here because we can't laugh at them on Reddit, we would get downvoted to oblivion because of their shitty comment voting system.
>>66963168
Shut up faggot
>>66963181
probably better than being banned by hot pocket man for any little thing.
>>66963175
Oh please, people have been calling each other faggots and niggers on here since this site was created, this isn't your safe space bud
>>66963192
Yeah but the /pol/ shit didn't invade /hoc/ until this season.
t. Poster who's been here since before Hongcouver's SCF collapse
REMOVE FLAGS I WANT TO PRETEND TO BE AMERICAN AGAIN I DONT LIKE GETTING BULLIED FOR MY NATIONALITY
>>66963203
Wtf? Did you just say Hongcouver? Are you comparing Vancouver to Hong Kong because of its Asian population? Go back to /pol/!!! I hate how they've invaded /hoc/!!! My precious safe sanctuary
>>66963244
Turpa kiinni
>>66963244
This desu.
>>66963244
I don't like being mistaken for a fucking Pole or a Indonesian scum either ;_;
>americans
What is wrong with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbh9rLHGq7E
>>66963566
https://youtu.be/IdDfF4hXfj4
American bread everybody
>>66963646
That's hilarious!
>>66963272
Fuck off Kebab.
>>66963646
Top lel. Buying that much bread in bulk he must have expected it to keep fresh for a long time. Expecting it to be of good quality and keep fresh for a long time? The bread surely is shit, but he can't be the smartest tool in the box.
Hilarious video though
>>66963646
Holy shit I'm fucking dying.
>soon we are going to have most epic hawks and rangers elimination threads
What a day to be alive
>rags
>>66963779
>tfw no >rags sweep
>>66962341
Yo shitpost on /pol/ pls
Need your rareflag
Post players who have done jack dick in the playoffs so far.
>>66964237
Quite sad tbf, since this likely is his last games in the league
>>66964237
>less points than Holtby
>>66964237
every finnish player ever
>>66964402
>>66964387
Reminder that Datsyuk might be playing his last NHL game ever on thursday
>>66964450
Did Jokerit sign him?
>>66964463
>wants to move back to Russia
>signing with Jokerit
I think not
>bäckström confirmed for finnish whc team
what the actual fuck? we have plethotra of better goalies everywhere in the world and this old fuck comes in.
>>66964487
Nobody wants to play in skoda cup
>Wong's are going to be eliminated in the first round again
>to the same team
Lel
Why do fags ruin everything /hoc/?
>>66964543
>shaw will be crucified to appease the reddit masses
Don't tell me that Shaw thing is a big story in America?
>>66964562
It's one of the top headlines on ESPN so I'm guessing it is.
>>66964503
>Wangs come to the east
>lol leastern conference we'll be in the final every year
>can't make it past the first round
>mfw calling someone a fag on the ice is newsworthy in North America
Really? Is this what it has come to?
>>66964572
This Detroit team would have gotten a wild card spot at best in their old division/conferance. And they would have been even worse of playing Anaheim or Dallas than Tampa, famalam
>>66964599
m8 they have to make a huge media stir so that the NHL is forced to suspend Shaw for 20 games.
>>66964568
I don't understand how it is offensive at all anyway.
If you get offended by a simple word than you should fuck off and stop being a little bitch.
The outrage culture these days about meaningless shit like that is just dumb, and I'm extremely disappointed it's infected hockey too.
It's funny how calling someone a little bitch, or fucking shit is acceptable, however if it references someones sexual preferences it's the worst sin imaginable...
t.fag
>>66964599
It's literally the only thing that could get E!SPN to care about hockey.
>>66961943
>tfw
>>66964568
>jEwSPN
What a surprise
>>66964625
this. espn is so fuckin' cancerous that i've actually started frequenting sportsnet. still pretty shit, but a million times better than anything we have over here
Who else /cumbuckets/ when hawks lose?
>>66964690
while it sucks that they did so poorly last night, I don't know what I expected with the roster issues they've been having
Guys, why does Shaw hate the gays?
>>66964706
He may have been calling him a fucking cigarette tbf
>>66964705
Well the blues are a better team I don't think that was ever a question. It was whether or not they could overcome Chicago and not throw it away like they've done in years past. The blues are deep as fuck in every position. I picked them to reach the WCF with the ducks (although they might get shit on by the preds).
>>66964738
>mfw the blues lose to the mild again in round two.
>>66964738
hopefully the hawks make some good roster changes in off season and pokka works out next season.
if they can fix having only one good LW stapled to the second line and our defensive bottom pair I can see them getting another cup
>shaw
>blackcocks
wew
>>66964858
>Implying all homofags suck dick
>>66964858
what if it's feminine penis?
>mfw they add a fifth official to police language
Geez refs. Calm down.
>>66964962
I want to say the hawks will cool down and play their game on thurs, but with all the anticlutch penalties they've taken this series they'll just highstick and hold their way to the links
>>66964999
>Craw4ord
HAHAHA
BLACKHAWKS BTFO
THEY ARE SO MAD THAT THEY SUCK NOW EVEN THE PLAYERS ARE BLAMING THE REFS
HOLY HELL
HAHAHAHA
CRIRAQ CONFIRMED ON SUICIDE WATCH
BLACKHAWKS CONFIRMED FOR FIRST ROUND EXIT
KINGS ARE WINNING THE CUP
I'm so damn happy
>>66965018
>t. t*rkroach
>>66965018
how are kongs doing?
>>66965054
Pretty good. They are going to sweep the Shorks in 6
triggerhawks btfo
>>66964768
When you have 2 guys using over 20 million in cap space it makes the GMs job incredibly difficult. You have to find players that are not only affordable but can play and produce. They made the right choice in signing Kane and Toews though they had no choice. It just really handcuffs you later on. The hawks are also incredibly lucky they got Keith on a fairly cheap deal. He's another guy that could easily be making 9+.
Ultimately though I think winning 3 cups is pretty unreal even if they finish dead last for the 5 years. They've done what they needed to do with their core players.
>tfw water stuck in my ear
I'm am so fucking sick of all these fucking calls against the Hawks, fucking refpuck at it's worst.
>>66965074
>Loses first 2 games
>pretty good
Pick one m80
I am tired of staying up to watch the Hawks lose. Here's hoping they just lose again tomorrow and be done with it. I dont think they have it in them this year bros, and i want the agony to end.
>>66965198
Worst refpuck ingredients goes to game 2 of ducks vs preds. It was obvious and horrendous.
>>66965232
>Expecting the hawks to win on their off year
Cmon m8
>tfw the blackcawks bandwagon shrinking in my town already
>mfw all these salty shithawks fans
>>66965258
YFW swept by chokitals
>>66965267
Sorry bruh not a Filthadelphia fan
Just an eternal admirer of the poet scientist cosmonaut sports hero that is Based Bryz
>>66965322
Good, good...
Can anyone tell me if Patrick Kane ever chimped out and beat up a cab driver over 20 cents.
>>66964402
I thought the flyers would lose to the caps but holy shit. We suck. I'm surprised Ed Snyder hasn't risen from the grave to strangle G
Admit it lads, you're going to miss Scrivens being in the NHL.
When will the pig posting resume?
Where are you pig poster?
>>66965526
That sjw belongs back at the grocery store pushing buggies. Fuck him. Shit hockey player.
>>66965504
Makes you wonder if this team is even close to being done with the "mini" rebuild. I see them trading G/Voracek in a few years like they did Richards/Carter and we're right back to where we were before. This franchise will never be good.
>>66965548
now desu
Is it wrong to be a ref and love men like this... i mean... he is such a charming man...
>>66965526
He's probably campaigning right now to have Shaw banned from the NHL