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>7
Hornets @ Heat
>8
Pistons @ Cavaliers
>10:30
Trailblazers @ Clippers
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Bully ball is dead
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Deangela Russell is a bust
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raptors
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lmao
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if you never won a finals mvp the first time you win a ring youre a meme desu
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>As a manlet (lol5'10") playing highschool basketball, the dream shake was my go to move on breakaways with a defender close behind. Every kid 6'+ just wants to stuff the fuck outta smaller people, and so they almost always bit on the shake. Thank you based Dream, you got me many fastbreak points
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>>66961474
Hakeem is a transitional champ like Lebron
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>>66961596
>>66961582
>>66961474
>>66961530
same person, poster count adds up!

>>66961498
>>66961512
poster 2

>>66961511
poster 3

>>66961532
poster 4

>>66961580
poster 5
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>>66961498
>>66961512
>>66961617
nice pattern, Har- I mean 7kt
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>Bawston
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/Hornets/
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>>66961638
Hello 7kt aka BullyBall Anon
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problem paul george?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzsqBfZwpZc
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>>66961655
I think they'll bounce back tomorrow and play well in Charlotte. They're a home babby team after all.
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Lance Stephenson is a /sp/artan on the second realist team in the playoffs

if you're listening lance you should go to the Pistons next year for a minimum deal and beat the shit out of curry
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>The San Antonio Spurs Are Your 2016 NBA Champions!
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>>66961784
>>66961784
kk
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I LOVE THE TORONTO RAPTORS!!!
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Why do the reg. season awards come out staggered instead of one big announcement?
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Warriors raptors finals
/nba/'s worst nightmare come to life
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>>66961908
They have to do it slowly cause last time Hakeem raped David Robinson
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Will the refs be able to fuck us out of 3 more games or is okc 1 and done this playoffs?
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>>66961919
>drake suits up for game 7 >hits the game winner
it's kinda like that
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>>66961702
as much as I want the Hornets to win this series, I doubt they can bounce back if they continue playing the rest of the series the way they played during game 1
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>>66961928
What does that have to do with anything? I'm sticking with bribe settlement causes delay.
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Someone post the ATL Hawks pasta
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>>66961956
Blowouts are good sometimes, just look at what in the mavs thunder series.
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>>66961971
Thank you El Jefe
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Thanks el Jefe
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>>66961971
Thanks El Jefe
Espero que puedo shootar mad jumpshots en el futuro
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>>66961990
but Mavs won game 2 because Durant started chucking though, and even with all that chucking the game was really close
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>>66962061
This t bh

Durant was missing shots all night and he got mad because he wasn't making shit and kept chucking. This really stops him from being high class elite, when lelbron has a bad shooting night he goes point guard mode and runs the offense, durant goes westbrook.
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>>66962088
you mean he goes kobe
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>>66961830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvkjewgF8GQ
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Fuck, I feel bad for the Grizz. They shouldn't be here in the playoffs getting demoralized.
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>>66962156
their game is like 10yrs late. if this was 2000s theyd be to the finals at least once
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>>66962186
>if this was the 2000s they'd be in the finals at least once

Nah they would've got beat by the Suns, Spurs, Lakers and even Dallas.
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>>66962156
I wish i got these seats tonight for free :(
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I had such high hopes for this year and there's probably no way KD will want to come here after another first round sweep
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SEE A CENTER IN THE LANE AND I'M DUNKIN ON EM
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>>66962331
>wanting a soft beta like KD
>not winning the Ingramsbowl or Simmonsbowl instead

Hawks have 4 All-Stars on their team including the first meme shooter while the Celtics only have one.
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Whatcha doing /nba/?
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>>66962370
listening to this
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>>66962364
We were supposed to face the heat in the first round we match up better against them but we lost some games we were supposed to win in the last week. KD would fit well in boston there is no real alpha here
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shut up /nba/
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>>66962377
>Chris Paul I'm ballin Imma pass it
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>>66962389
>KD
>Alpha

Oh Isreal.
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>>66962422
that's why he fits in... No alpha males exist in Boston hahahhahahahbabab leltic fans blew thenselves out Lakers win again
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>>66962422
I mean that with the absence of an alpha to dominate KD he wouldn't be the beta he is now
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>2x NBA Champion
>solidified one of the best defenses in NBA history
>hated by elite players like Byrd
>retire
>become HC of a WNBA team
>become the first HC in American sports history to take a team with the worst record in the league to a championship win the following season
>continue to win 2 more championships, giving him 5 championship rings total

Is Bill Laimbeer the most based white player in history?
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>>66962370
not much tb h famyam
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>>66962429
The only alpha you had is gone little boy who is the alpha in the lelkers? The t rex or the snitch?
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>become HC of a WNBA team
>become the first HC in American sports history to take a team with the worst record in the league to a championship win the following season
>continue to win 2 more championships, giving him 5 championship rings total
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what are we doing for 4/20
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>>66962461
shitposting?
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>>66962446

>stillmatic

mah nigga
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>>66962370
was playing smite, about to listen to this new DJ Quik & Problem EP

>>66962446
CPF's staff being MIA preventing mike ross from showing us more guile, baka.
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RBH

real bully hours anons...all celtics fans please vacate the general. i repeat, celtics fans GTFO.
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>>66962395
I have a really really weird feeling that I know who this is
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>>66962580
17>16
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>>66962602
reminder that someone shared the meme with reddit
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>>66962602

DELETE THIS
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>>66962600

who is it
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>>66962602
girls don't blow teams that are 0-2 in the play-offs.
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real nigga hours. whos up
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>>66962668

and they blow teams that outright missed the playoffs?

iron-clad logic there
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>>66962669

right here senpai, 5 weeks behind in my CS101 class and catching up rn while watching Kobe's 60 point game out of the corner of my eye
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>>66962684

>2-4
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>>66962659
You're a girl aren't you
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>>66961971
Thanks el Jefe.
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>>66962684
>5 rings
>2 fmvps
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>>66962680
better to miss the play-offs than to make it and go 0-2.

magic > bird
wilt > russell
kobe > pierce
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>>66962684
That Lebron fella must have like 5 rings then
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>>66962684

go to bed harry
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>>66962684
That Westbrook fella must have 5 fmvps then
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>>66962684
That Jordan fella better not even be top 10 then
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>>66962704

>better to miss the play-offs than to make it and go 0-2

dude literally what lol

are you going to argue how having a statistically inferior season to another team is preferable? or just make baseless assertions with zero evidence or argument behind them?

why am i even bothering, go smoke a bowl and get stabbed by a homeless dude or whatever you LA fags do
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>>66962764
>better than being bombed while trying to run a marathon
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>>66962602
Nobody cares about the championships the Celtics won 300 years ago when there were 13 teams.
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Is this one of the worst starts to the playoffs ever?
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>>66962186

They're fucking injured. They actually made a close series against GS last year. They could have gotten starbury out of china and have a better PG than jordan farmar. They need a good SG and they would be a threat healthy.
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>>66962781
If you ask anyone in this thread basketball didn't exist until 2010 because you're all 15
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>>66962791
>they actually made a close series against GS last year

4-2 isn't close
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>>66962795

im 26
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>>66962795
Calm down gramps literally nobody wants to hear about your WW2 days or basketball before the 80s
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>>66962764
>going for forever-mediocre and getting shit draft picks
>not tanking and getting good young players

baka fampai
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>>66961474

>injury Curry
>still lose

What's the next step of his plan?
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>>66962850
>good young player
>lakers just set franchise record for most losses

Let me guess, wait till free agency? wait till next years draft?
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>>66962875
hire hinkie
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>>66962900

You do realize the throne for the king of LA is wide open?

Everyone is going to want to go to LA this summer, maybe Durant is the only guy who doesnt give them a good look
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>>66962921
I don't think big name free agents want to play with snitches
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>>66962943

Nah, I don't think people give a fuck, especially if they trade Young.

If it DID matter, don't doubt Mitch will trade Russell without a second thought if they thought he could get DeMarcus and Durant over here this summer

I will say Russell should stop talking about it, he's really bad with the media and has to stop putting his foot in his mouth
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>>66962958
>Nah, I don't think people give a fuck

Yeah keep telling yourself that buddy. Big time free agents with a lot to lose don't wanna risk that and second off all even if Lakers want to trade DeAngelo who even wants to trade for him?
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>>66962969

>who wants a young #2 overall pick on his rookie contract who's ready to make the next step to be a star

uh....every team in the league would take d'angelo
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>>66962980

The Sixers for sure, they've been looking for a point guard for a long time
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>>66962980
Lmao
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>>66962980

this

Knicks, 76ers would be great fits
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>Brad Stevens is a top 5 coach in the league!!!

>Winless in the playoffs
>4th seed in the East
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>>66963025
is SVG not a top 5 coach? hint he is
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>>66963025
>best defender injured
>jelly olynik out

Cut him some slack bro
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pistons make the ECF in two years guaranteed
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>>66963025
C's overachieved for the whole season. Look at a lot of past winners of COTY. They usually go to teams that punched above their weight.
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>>66962440
yes
Don't forget he was also the mental leader of the bad boys
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>>66961971
Thanks el Jefe
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http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/page/QANate040618-15273789/nate-robinson-hoops-israel-nfl-plans
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>>66963025

Honestly I feel as though he's doing the best he can with what he has. He got the celtics to 4th in the east (true, it is a shitty division) and could have made a decent push had their very fragile core not been injured. Considering its in the midst of a rebuild project, sure being that highly ranked isn't good for the draft picks, but it's better to see a team rebuilding but still compete as opposed to watching something like the 6ers just tank for the draft
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>>66963477

with that said, if you're not the warriors, spurs, and maybe the cavs then no one is expecting you to win anyways, so making a decent run in the playoffs is the best you could hope for
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who will answer Los Angeles' call for a hero?
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>>66962436
>with the absence of an alpha to dominate KD he wouldn't be the beta he is now

lol
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>>66962684
>advanced stats
>2-4
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I can't get over how qt justise winslow's sister is

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEZc01lCAgQ/
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>>66963501

He's going to end up in LA and the Lakers will trade Snitchy so Westbrook can come next year
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>>66963585
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>snitchy D
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>>66963641
she's so qt :3
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>>66963641
kek.

>Justise Winslow is the next Kawhi
>Josh Richardson is the next Jordan Crawford
>Hassan is the next Shaq
>Tyler Johnson

The Heat is set for the next 10+years
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That's just plain sad now
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>>66963657
>she will never think of you at night
>she will never want to be your lady
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>>66963664
dude the heat are so much more likable without lebron

I fucking love whiteside, winslow, dragic,
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>>66963724
I love the pace. So much faster and explosive with the Dragon. Add fucking whiteside making free throws and having the midrange down, while Winslow locks down on defense, and Richardson basically out meming Curry (Richardson has led the league in 3pt shooting % since the ASB), the Heat is an exciting team. Definitely a scary team in the playoffs.
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>>66963739
>5/25 3p before the ASB
>43/90 3p since the ASB
damn
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>>66963718
s-stop
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>>66963786
He honestly reminds me of Jordan Crawford with some Thabo Sefolosha.

Perfect 3 and D player with hops. Add tyler johnson off the bench and the heat will be an insanely explosive team.

TYBD, TYBR, TYBS

Riley>Jackson
Spo>most of the coaches in the league except for Pop
Deng> Rest of league
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>>66963805
jordan or Jamal? Jordan was ass
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>>66963849
oops i meant jamal
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UNDERDOG

PUT THAT ON AN ADVERTISEMENT
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TRADE WHEN
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>>66961845
Not very, but what position do you play on the team?
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>TFW hinkie started this trend of misogyny on /SP/

>>>/hr/2625181
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_h7Lm7C9Nk
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what is Miami's realistic chance if they go to the finals against either GS or the Spurs?
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>>66964708
The realistic chance is 50%.

The realistic basketball chance is about 5%. Warriors and Spurs are just leagues above every other team.
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>>66964708
Against the Spurs or Warriors it'll be a close series. The Heat defends against the 3-ball well and no team at the moment has an answer for Whiteside and Co. Try doubling Whiteside, just kick out to shooters who'll make shots (Dragic, Richardson, Joe Jesus,etc). Single up on whiteside, and he'll eat up the defense. Let Dragic and Wade slash, they can dump to a shooter or throw it up for the big fella.

On defense, Whiteside changes shots, so most teams will try to shoot the 3. But since the Heat close out so well, it'll be hard. Best way to beat the heat is just playing technically sound and making shots.

Warriors beat the Heat in the regular season cause Steph memed them to a win. I think the heat split with the Spurs.

All in all it would be 7 game series.
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>>66964773
Keep dreaming pal. No eastern conference team has a realistic shot against gsw or sas they are just too good
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>>66964807
Still assmad the C's lost? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>66964773
>he thinks playoffs let alone the Finals is that easy

Whiteside would lose his temper by game 2 and everybody else besides Wade has no Finals experience so GSW or SA would win in 5 easily
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>>66964827
Yes but that has nothing to do with the fact that the meme of gsw is unstoppable or that the defense of sas is capable of atopping any team except the memeoirs
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>>66964843
This is true, I remember boban frustrating Whiteside with size and strength alone.
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>>66964882
he outplayed him both games too
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I just love watching the rookie not back down against pg13, his off ball defense did a good job slowing him down
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T6fwSz47Y1I
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>>66964963
I still think Justise Winslow is a better defender than Powell.
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>>66965013
his sister is definitely more qt
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>>66965013
He's bigger than Powell and I was very impressed with the job he did on derozan in the first game against the heat. I found it weird how in the following 3 games against the heat, derozan got 30+ pretty easily. I think spo just stopped game planning for him. I would like to see a raptors heat 2nd so badly.
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>>66965093
The thing is, other than Derozan and Lowery, what other scorers do they have that can play on the low block. I think Spo game planned more for Lowery and let Derozan have his shots, but having their better defender on Lowery helped more in the scheme of things. Derozan is more of a volume player that can get caught up alot in iso, which is terrible to run against the Heat.
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>two games in
>no Spurs player has had to log even 30 minutes in a game yet
They can't keep getting away with this.
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Who /sweepingin6/
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>>66965128
I tried telling people **all season** that this was all according to pop's master plan

>facing shittiest 1st round opponent ever
>Warriors tired from their tryhard meme regular season record
>curry **already** fucked up
>n-no it's his foot
>n-no it's his ankle
>h-hehe the MRI is n-negative
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I hope curry plays game 3 so Beverly can stomp that fucking faggot's ankle
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>>66965128
no spurs player has played over 30 minutes all season
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what sausage recipes would Curry cook well lads

I've heard all this talk about """chef""" curry with tha shot boi but I don't think I've ever seen him serve up a decent meal tbhwyl
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>>66965124
They definitely don't want to put Joe Johnson on derozan again. He has James harden tier defense and let derozan walk to the basket in the OT game. Letting DD get that kind of penetration allows for stuff like at 1:37
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z6AqpqvcHhQ&feature=onebox
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>>66962684
>2-4
>advanced anulitics
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>>66965246
he'd serve glass ankles with a side of memes
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>>66965277
They'll probably rotate deng or Winslow on derozan
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>>66965128
>two games in
>Curry has only logged 20 minutes in total
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>>66965246
Says he loves blood sasuage
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>>66965191
Pretty sure Kahwai has a few games over 30
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>>66965309
Yeah, but players whose postseasons aren't over
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>>66965191
Kawhi averaged 33 minutes a game
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>>66965294
Winslow should do good but since he's still a rookie he may be susceptible to more fouls calls than pg13's complete shut down defense on derozan. What I wanted to link was around 0:37, not 1:37 lol
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>>66965326
>buying into this meme
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>>66965313
>>66965337
>taking the bait

:^)
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>>66965354
>i-it's his ankle
>n-no it's his foot

his foot got fucked up
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>>66965313
>>66965337
well shit

i know the core 3 don't unless Parker has to carry them in a finals.
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>>66965378
>MRI revealed nothing of concern
He'll be fine. Back by game 1 against the Clips/Blazers at the latest
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>>66961971
Thanks el Jefe
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>>66965397
>implying he didn't drop dead in the locker room
>implying Golden State isn't in advanced discussions with the Kings to have Seth undergo reconstructive surgery for a mid-postseason trade
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>>66965397
just mildly shitposting friend. he could have a foot sprain/plantar fasciitis. honestly, I'd keep him away from pbev.
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>>66965326
>series tied 3-3
>Houston leading by 15 going in to halftime of game 7
>3rd quarter starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2bBZvSPpOo#t=45 hits and Steph Curry runs in through the crowd
>hits 5 threes in 60 seconds to tie the game
>Warriors go on to win the game by 20 points
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>>66965480
>that pic

>average American "male"
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>>66965565
how dare you
Based JR was the voice of my childhood
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Do the grizz actually have a shot of stealing one game?
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Dwayne "Pearl" Washington has died.
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>>66965710
lol fuck no
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>>66965710
nope

spurs aren't even playing that well they had like 20 turnovers last night

still btfo the grizzlies
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>>66965710
Pop should start resting Duncan, TP, Gino and let Aldridge fully heal his finger
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>>66965821
Finger is not even an issue, he had like five blocks
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daily reminder that this made the allstar team and thinks he should be all-nba
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>>66963025
>top-2

fixed it
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>>66965852
A former French president said that during a political campaign you have to take every opportunity to take a shit cause you might not know when the next one will be coming.
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>>66965154

This popabitch mastermind meme is over. He's gotten embarrassed everytime they played GS and he will again.
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>>66966050
>regular season
>curry's ankle BTFO

heh...
>>
was 7KT really hinkie? does lance stephenson really post here? who here remembers john lucas III tripping and posting here a few years back?
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>inbred, morbidly obese Houston fans talking shit about California during the gamethreads

kek i wonder how many of them even have internet access rn
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kobe 11s look so nice
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>>66966216
looks like the sole will come apart from the fabric pretty quick tbqh
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>>66966216

those are ugly as fuck. there has never been a good kobe shoe.
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>>66966231
i dunno i like pretty much all of them
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>>66966216
looks like something a slav would squat in
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7kt is a faggot
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>>66966216
Based as fuck
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>>66966216
Would cop
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I'm sorry, but did the Celtics already lose? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only game 2. Does not having the lead after game 2 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the series is still on? The Celtics are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the eastern conference for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a home game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Celtics are one of the best fucking teams in the NBA, they went 40-42 last year and would of won the championship if the point guard didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Celtics wins the series and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Hawks just stepped out of bounds with the ball when they needed to get one point to tie it. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Celtics topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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Cavs/Heat and Warriors/Spurs
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>>66966544
Kys
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status of curry's ankles?
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>>66966674
shook
>>
>>66966674
blown the fuck out ahahahhaha
>>
>>66966674

>mfw no one actually knows
>implying the Memeiors need him against the Rockets

What the fuck is Houston even doing?
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>>66966674
Last time I checked /nba/ was still btfo
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>>66966674
Made of glass
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>Celtics
>>
is this /ded/ general
>>
>>66967120

season doesn't start for like another week
>>
>>66967120
alive as curry's BTFO ankles ahahhaa
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>>66961971
Thanks el Jefe
>>
Test
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>>66967329
Can anyone beat that record?
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>>66967329

if this happened today people would bitch because they lost
>>
>>66967329
>>66967409
What's hilarious is he probably could beat the warriors doing this. LeBron won 2 games and kept most of them close with heroball
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>>66967490
>Heroball
That's not how you spell refball
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Get ready for the T-Wolves /nba/
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>>66967540
alright
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>>66967506
>2-4
Lel
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>>66966674
Still fucked and will be fucked throughout the playoffs
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>>66967506
lebron literally has already played in more playoff games and he's still got 8 years left fucking KEK
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Dennis Rodman fought Karl Malone in a mandrama fight
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>>66967544
Dude I love KAT so much
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>>66967506
>5 finals
>2 fmvps
Lel
>>
>5 finals
>2 fmvps
>>
Happy 420 /nba/ /pqbp/
>>
>>66967574
>Brandon Roy

Who?
>>
>5 finals
>2 fmvps
>30% shooting in clutch moments
>>
>>66967544
Oh boy
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>>66967653

just another victim
>>
>>66967660
>losing 67% of finals appearances


AHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
>>
>>66967583
Shaw was more fun to watch
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>5 finals
>2 fmvp
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>5 finals
>2 fmvps
>>
>5 finals
>2 fmvps
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>5 finals
>2 fmvps
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>winning is losing according to lebron fags

cuck mentality tbqh, par for the course
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>5 finals
>2 fmvps
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>5 finals
>2 fmvp's
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>5x finals
>2x fmvp
>>
>>66967544
Nice
>>
>>66967731
>King of 2-4
It literally drives /nba/ insane
>>
>>66961580
this is true. if you never won a finals mvp the first time you win in the finals you are betabitch
>>
Love playing center. Yes or no?
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>5 finals
>2 fmvps
>>
>>66967868
Yup Drummond is not a great defender especially on the perimeter
>>
>2-6 final mvps
LMAO IT'S LITERALLY ETERNAL
>>
https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/722796608178376706
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>5 finals
>2 final mvps
>>
a black woman is the future face of the 20 dollar bill hahahahahahah white ppl btfo we taken ova whites will be reminded we run this shit every time they look at the most common dollar bill
>>
>>66967917
We got it you fucking autist you can stop now
>>
>>
TOM THIBODEAU 5 YEARS TO MINNESOTA
>>
Adrian Wojnarowski @WojVerticalNBA 24s24 seconds ago
Tom Thibodeau is finalizing a five-year deal to become president and coach of the Timberwolves, league sources tell @TheVertical.
>>
>Team
>Player you hate the most
>Best track on TLoP
Shoot.
>>
>>66967991
Knicks

Reggie Miller

No More Parties in L.A.
>>
Whelp that's it for KAT. Gonna be played 45 mins a game until he's no more.
>>
i love the thibs ran his players down into the ground meme it's almost as false as the kobe being clutch meme
>>
>>66967991
Wizards
Harden

Uhhh probably no more parties in l.a. but like father stretch my hands is good and ultralight beam is also great

Kendrick does it for me tho
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>>66967544
>>66967980
>>66967986
Glen didn't screw it up!
>>
Thibs wins and Bulls BTFO?
>>
>>66967991
>Pacers
>LeBron
>never listened to that album
>>
>>66966124
>>
>>66968023
literally everyone on the chicago bulls team the last 5yrs has been injured for long periods of time
>>
>>66968004
You are actually retarded aren't you? It's nice i guess you can use a computer.. best wishes my man
>>
>>66968054
And that's thibs fault?

His minutes are not that much higher than average starter minutes
>>
>>66968051
>puckstick
>>
>>66967991
Hornets
Kobe
Think the album is trash
>>
OH SHIT
>>
>>66967987
Yoooo
Bucks T-Wolves finals confirmed
>>66967991
Bucks
Lebron/D Rose
Wolves or Father stretch my hands PT 1
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Celtics need fireworks this offseason, and they need them bad.

At the very least, we need to get to a spot where we're able to win playoff games at least. Even if its just one guy, we need those fireworks this year. No way around it.
>>
>>66968139
fireworks are illegal
>>
>>66968139
they'll be ok once they get le servant
>>
>>66968149
not in north carolina
>>
>>66968139
Yeah Celtics fans were raving how they didn't need a star to win

Maybe in the fucking regular season but not the playoffs. Yall need someone
>>
I legitimately think the Clippers can put an end to the Curry meme
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Yooo
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IT'S HABBENING
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>>66968139
They have the Nets pick and they have cap space

They can do a lot with those two things
>>
Blazers win on 420?
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>>66968221
More like Blazers forget to show up on 420
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>>66968213
Not sure how I feel about a coach having more power than the gm
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>>66968213
damn everybody getting on the spurs meme

first sean marks now this
>>
so, wolves 60 wins, Rubio DPoY, Wiggins MIP, Towns MVP contender next year

...right?
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>>66968221
No
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>>66968249
>forgetting the injury filled season
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>>66968249
Second round exit
>>
looks like ima have to replace my warriors gear with twolves gear. incoming dynasty confirmed.
>>
>>66968309
hop on it now
>>
>>66965852
>not even an issue
>was redislocating during those last games of the regular season

If you don't let it fully heal for a week straight your finger is fucked for life.
>>
>>66968249
Basically the T-Wolves will be hip contenders within 2 years unless KAT explodes
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I'm a nerd u guiz :DDDDD
>>
>>66968291
that comes AFTER the MVP season

>>66968293
so just like old times then
>>
>>66968249
All NBA first team

Meme Curry
Wiggins
James
Durant
Towns

MVP
Wiggins

ROTY
Ben Simmons: MIN

Timberwolves 2017 NBA Champions

75-7 record
>>
Thibbs seems like is a nice match with the T'Wolves. Bet he'll still end up running his players into fucking players in the ground, though.
>>
>>66968213
I can't figure out whether this means Pop is leaving or Pop is staying.
>>
What's the difference between President of Basketball Operations and GM?
>>
you guys think Thibs has learned from mistakes and will work resting his players into the season?
>>
>>66967991
Celtics

Whiteside

Wolves
>>
>>66968374
>>66968436
they're young so it won't matter until a few years from now
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>>66968422
>trying to make logical sense of arbitrary obscure job titles
don't even try family.
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>>66967991

>Team
Warriors, Heat and Cavs
>Player you hate the most
CP3
>Best track on TLoP
I don't know what that is.
>>
>>66968398
He is staying
>>
>>66968509
>Warriors, Heat and Cavs
Bandwagoner spotted.
>I don't know what that is.
A pleb too.
>>
>>66968509
>>Team
>Warriors, Heat and Cavs
jesus christ
>>
>>66968341
if there's a fracture or ligament injury then yeah. if there was buddy taping wouldn't do shit.it never got redislocated either.
>>
>>66967991
Clippers

Curry

No More Parties in LA, just because Kendrick is the GOAT
>>
TOMMY THIBBY
>>
>>66966674
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
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>6 finals
>2 rings
>>
Why does /nba/ not like Curry, he's likable, fun to watch and is on a team of good characters
>>
>>66968838
I like Curry, I just hate all of his team mates except from Livingston and Barnes
>>
>>66967991
Spurs

Kawhi

Pt. 2
>>
>>66968247
I don't get why people do this, nobody successful has left the Spurs and went on to be successful anywhere else.
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>Advanced Stats
>2-5
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>>66968898
why hate klay
>>
>>66968977
because he gets hos and i don't, simple jealousy lad
>>
>>66968977
He's got a scummy side to him. Dates and cheats on instagram hoes and parties like a normie pleb.
>>
>>66968913
How can you like the spurs and hate kawhi
>>
>>66968781
IT'S NOT FAIR HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE KNICKS MISSING PIECE
>>
>he doesn't think pt.2 is the best
>>
>>66967991
warriors
beverley and westbrook
tlop?
>>
>>66969268
You are going to have Kurt Rambis and enjoy the triangle anon whether you want to or not.
>>
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WHO READY FOR BOBBY TODAY?
>>
>Bill Simmons @BillSimmons 3h3 hours ago
Minnesota better hire Thibs. How is this even an internal debate? He's a top-5 coach and they have the NBA's most talented young team.

What is bill simmons smoking?

i would take
>spo
>pop
>stevens
>carlisle
>vogel
>budenholzer
>stan van gundy
>stotts
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>>66969268
>Kurt Rambis, future knicks HC
>>
>>66969363
>>stevens

Fuck off
>>
>>66969363

>no kerr
>literally changing basketball
>>
>>66969409
lol he discovered the lineup by accident from a assistant coach. he is a curry babby look at what they did with luke walton
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>>66969389
BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>66969368
>tfw Kurt Rambis is actually a pretty okay coach and the team got a little better rating-wise under him, even with more injuries
>tfw he correctly identified most of the team's problems, but acknowledged that he'd need an offseason to drill the fixes
>tfw he was pretty good in LA as well
>tfw everyone makes fun of him because he couldn't carry a shitty Timberwolves roster while being aggressively undermined by the worst GM in basketball

only you can prevent bullying, anons.
>>
>>66968957
>Who is Steve Kerr
>Who is George Hill
>Who is Mike Budenholzer
>>
>>66969409
>kerr

lmao walton had a better record than him
>>
>>66969520
aside from the memes he is a pretty good basketball mind
>>
>>66969409
>literally handed a team
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>Hairless turdman trying to stop Godbrook and little Cam's dancing
>getting salty about it on some blog like a bitch nigga

LMAO
You can never stop the dance.
>>
>>66969694
westbrook is a bitch for complaining about Reggie dancing and then dancing himself. what a baby
>>
>>66969686
>>66969590
>>66969429
>implying he wasn't the one that released the reigns on the meme shooting
>implying it wasn't him who took them to the 73 wins as one who knows how to get to 72 himself
>>
>>66969259
Oops I thought it was the team I hate.
>>
>>66969736
are you fat?
>>
>>66969736
Lmao, nice spin. Do you work for Fox?
He was mad at him gloating on the court during the game, and after a tainted win. He wasn't dancing at all bitch.
>>
>>66969268
>implying he would ever work for another undermining front office
>>
if someone ever danced like westbrook and le holes man in front of me i'd stomp their face in
>>
>>66969787
because dancing in front of the scorers table is not gloating

people like you that defend them are even worse t.b.h
>>
>Sacramento just getting started; Lakers deliberating whether to keep Byron Scott; Knicks' focus, for now, remains Kurt Rambis & David Blatt

Has anyone else been announced to be pursuing Blatt?
>>
Kek Thibs is only going to paid 2 million a year? Jej
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Who timberwolves fan here?
>>
>>66969745
>>implying it wasn't him who took them to the 73 wins as one who knows how to get to 72 himself

Luke Walton was better 2bh
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Next year is our year! We comin for that chip! No doubt about it!
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>>66969429
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentleman
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>>66969846
Bitch you dumb. I bet you think LeBron's chalk thing is gloating too. HAHAHAHAHA stay mad.
>>
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15232286/former-lakers-star-kobe-bryant-left-nba-just-getting-started

really good read
>>
all normies pls leave /nba/, u dont run /nba/ we neets do
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>>66970012
>reading
>>
>>66970087
>neets run /nba/
AHAHAHAHAHA go ask your """""mom""""" for more hot pockets lad, we normies own this shit
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>>66969520
>9-19 with the knicks
>overplayed melo, lopez, and jose when they were out of the playoffs race when more minutes should of been going to younger guys for development
>literally trying to ruin porzingis.
>Trying to reduce porzingis' 3PA, something he's good at (not implying that he should chuck)
>wants prozingis to post up more, especially in transitions situation (which is fine), but at the same time, wants to play him at SF for bigger line ups, which would give him little room to post up at all and ruin the floor spacing overall.
>Letting Sasha Vujacic play at all
>>
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>>66970012
>reading
>>
>>66970138
i don't live with my mom the government gives me over 3k a month because of "disorder" hahahahhahahhahaha
>>
>>66970176
>"disorder"
how does it feel knowing that I have complete freedom of my mind and body, you neet? right now I'm filling up on knowledge for my finals, and am about to go and do my volunteering at the local charity shop, but not before going to the gym and doing a few lifts and shooting some hoops. maybe after that i'll go to one of the ten house parties I've been invited to, then we'll probably head out to a club and we'll have a great night whilst you sit at home jerking it to your anime backlog. you're fucking despicable, kid.
>>
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>>66970302
just remember to floss nigel
>>
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>>66970388
i always remember lad
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>>66970413
>>
>>66970147
>9-19 with the knicks
They were dealing with injuries to key players, including Melo. The Knicks' point differential improved under him compared to Fisher.

>overplayed melo
Averaged like 1mpg more than he had in recent months under Fisher.

>lopez
Lopez was playing the best basketball of his career. You don't cut minutes under those circumstances. 30mpg isn't exactly a big deal either for a 28 year old who you're trying to teach to embrace a new role.

>jose
Calderon's minutes went down under Rambis.

>when more minutes should of been going to younger guys for development
This topic was addressed by the team. The philosophy was not to reward players with minutes they hadn't earned yet and instead focus on holding them accountable and drilling things in practice.

>literally trying to ruin porzingis.
Didn't happen.

>Trying to reduce porzingis' 3PA, something he's good at (not implying that he should chuck)
He increased Porzingis' minutes and transitioned him from a spot-up role to a more active role operating from the post. Porzingis also slightly increased his 3pt volume under Rambis, he just stopped taking as many of those quick heat checks.

>wants prozingis to post up more, especially in transitions situation (which is fine), but at the same time, wants to play him at SF for bigger line ups, which would give him little room to post up at all
He never played KP a single minute at SF. He simply said that Porzingis might be able develop into a player who could play stretches at the 3. It was a discussion about the future and completely separate from the "KP should improve his post game" remarks.

>Letting Sasha Vujacic play at all
Vujacic was the best passer on the entire roster and could make triangle feeds no one else was able to. Having him out there was important for teaching everyone else how to run the system, which is the most important thing that could come out of a lost season.
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>>66970012
>Reading
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>>66970537
Lmao nigga, is this your doctorate's theses? We in college? hahahahahaha
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Detroit wins this game, Heat win, and Blazers win.
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>>66970828
>theses
I take it you're asking because you don't know enough english to read it?
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>>66970902
fuck me, if ww2 came down to banter we'd be under a nazi regime right now
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>>66970902
>Major papers presented as the final project for a master's degree are normally called thesis; and major papers presenting the student's research towards a doctoral degree are called theses or dissertations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thesis

LMAO

GERMAN NIGGA EXPOSED AS AN IDIOT
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>>66970938
>not knowing the English language
We got another one family.
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>that one nigga always writing essays on an imageboard
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>>66970962

>theses

kek
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>>66970962
BTFO
Will non-Americans ever recover?
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>>66971223
I got foreigners on lock. Call me Donald Trump.
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>>66971266
Checked
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>>66970962
Oh boy...

Alright anon, so let's start here.

>major papers
The word "papers" is the plural form of "paper".

>major papers presenting the student's research towards a doctoral degree are

That word at the end, "are", is used to further signify the usage of plural.

>are called theses or dissertations.
"Theses" is the plural form of thesis, and "dissertations" is the plural form of dissertation. From this, it should be pretty clear that, when using the word theses, you must be referring to multiple documents and use "are".

Now, let's go back to your post.

>Lmao nigga, is this your doctorate's theses?

Just like "are" is used for plural, "is" is used for singular. Since you have established at this point that you intend to use the singular, your only option is to use the singular form, "thesis".

tl;dr: this definitely isn't college, because you wouldn't have gotten in.
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Why are you guys bullying foreigners?
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>tfw literally writing a doctoral thesis atm as i watch some native speakers get BTFO by ESLs
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>>66971286
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>>66971420
>inb4 LOL XD ANOTHER ESSAY
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>>66971446
Because they assmad as fuck. Nigga str8 embarrassin himself rit now with damage control.
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https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/es6ubzgu3r18ml62

get in here let's listen to some jams
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>>66970962
>>66971004
>>66971266
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>>66971512
>tfw literally writing a doctoral thesis atm and not being taken over by muslim "refugees"
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>>66971512
>doctoral theses*

Fixed that for you ahahahahah. Confirmed never getting past a master's.
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>>66971536
look, you can't be pumping out State of the Unions up in here without expecting people to respond
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>ywn slam Rachel Nichols doggy style

die in my sleep already
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>>66971600
>so assmad you had to put on a proxy
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>>66971600
You're an idiot.
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Gonna cap these posts of foreigners gettin BTFO.
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>>66971747
No need. The ass ravaging will stay forever
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>>66971774
Damn you rite
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>>66971630
Look anon, I know we've established at this point that you have difficulty reading, but if you scroll up just a bit on that link you posted, you'll see that your ass-pull only applies to a country called Canada. The poster you are responding to is not from Canada. He has a German flag. If you do not know what a Canadian flag looks like, you can see an example of one here >>66971637.

In the future, there's actually another version of wikipedia called simple.wikipedia.org, which features simplified versions of normal Wikipedia articles. You may find yourself running into less trouble by using that one in the future. Best wishes.
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>>66963645
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>>66971816
Lmao, this is an American image board and this is used in America as well as Canada. HAHAHAHAHA

TAKE THAT L AND DON'T LET IT SLIP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Leave for 10 minutes
>/nba/ start writing the next Harry Potter book
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>>66971816
>call out someone for not writing English properly
>turns out they were
>moves the goalposts

Lmao
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>>66971868
>this is used in America
>"Because of the nature of the graduate thesis or dissertation"
Not according to your own link. And I'm afraid I'll also have to point out that the nation of Germany, is not actually inside of the USA.
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>>66971911
'bout to start browsing 4chan on a Kindle, I mean damn
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>>66971953
Too funny.
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>ywn get a fast break and slam it home on Doris Burke
Leave the light on i'm coming home
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>>66971953
>reading comprehension
The goalposts never moved, anon. Read again. Graduate dissertations are referred to in Canada as theses, in the plural. In other countries they are referred to more often as the singular "thesis". The initial point was that he tried to use theses as a singular term, then double-downed on that interpretation.

Is this all making sense to you, or should I write a little more simply?
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>this thread at this very moment
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>>66971963
>never heard of a senior theses
>never been to a school prestigious enough to use the term these for a doctorate's instead of a dissertation
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>americucks in charge of their own language
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>>66970302
is this new pasta? don't be a faggot and lord your good life over some NEET with a disability (imaginary or not, being satisfied with NEETdom is sad in and of itself)
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ONLY A FEW MORE UNTIL I CAN PUBLISH THIS NOVEL
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>JUMP JUMP PEOPLE

Is this the dumbest phrase in all of sports talk shows?
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WE GOT THIS NIGGA WRITING EVEN MORE ESSAYS IN DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>66972104
>using a proxy again
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>>66972080
lmao, why are you talking about attending prestigious schools when you still haven't passed 5th grade English?
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>>66971640
>wake up
>no chubby gf
>tfw no chubby gf

FUCK BREHS
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is this the best panda

https://soundcloud.com/lupefiasco/express
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>>66972173
>p-p-p-proxies!
nah m8, ur just retarded
>>
>be foreigners on /nba/
>never got close to a doctorate's so you never knew the theses thesis difference
>get BTFO trying to act holier than thou
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>>66971628
>thesis
*theses

your welcome
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>>66972175
TAKE THAT L AND LET IT STICK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>66972179
>tfw had chubby gf
>tfw she even watches Bucks games with me
>leaves me and becomes suicidal
I MISS THAT BODY THO MAN
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>>66972232
>be anon on /nba
>make a grammar mistake
>instead of acknowledging it, misread a wikipedia article and try to use that as evidence
>receive an english lesson
>don't understand the big words and pretend to have attended graduate school instead of backing up your argument
It's okay man, you can be yourself here. We won't judge you. English is probably your second language after Spanish anyway, so it's still impressive that you can speak it as well as you can.
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>>66972294
I miss my chubby gf so much man. All the girls I've fucked since have been skinny or just average. I need me a thiccie tbqhwy
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>>66972231
>calls someone retarded
>posts picture of Drake

never change canada
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>>66972179
one can dream eh
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>>66972380
thanks i wont. you probably should tho, pick up a book and learn to read nigga ahahaha
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>>66972375
This
>>
So does Canada actually like drake or are they just ironically liking him while knowing he's such a massive faggot?
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>>66972373
Just stop, I can laugh only so long. Germany in the cuck shed at this point
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>Still writing his essays
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>Its a grizzlies get btfo the entire series
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>>66972476
>every American that calls me out for being dumb is the same guy
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>>66972524
>I'll blow you out
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>>66972476
>absolute shit grammar
>tells someone else to learn how to read

Americas hat everyone
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>>66972554
might as well be

they're all uneducated haha
>>
why is the german faggot making 50 lines posts

go to reddit if you want to do that shit
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>>66972515
unfortunately he's pretty popular here.

I'm not so sure they really love him that much. I think a large part of it is the desperation to seem cool. That's why he can call out his city and get praise for nothing
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>nba playoffs are so boring that we're arguing over English
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>>66972589
>doesn't even know the difference between plural and singular
ayy
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>>66972447
brehs......
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>German janny derailing the thread talking about his fucking thesis

go fuck yourself
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>Be German anon
>Pride yourself in being intellectually superior to everyone
>write a minimum of 5 theses a day
>get called out, again
>try to act like you know English better than a native speaker
>get corrected for being wrong, again
>write 10 more theses in damage control, refusing to acknowledge your place
/nba/ wins again.
>>
>>66972694
Theses*
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>>66972638
Just wait till the game start. Nothing better to do.
>>
>>66972515
Georges St Pierre is better than Drake t bh
>>
>Marc SteinVerified account
@ESPNSteinLine
As ESPN reported earlier today, Rockets officials are hopeful Scotty Brooks will hold off and still be on the market when their job opens

ALL THESE FUCKING BAD HIRES

why is the nba such a coaching carousel? the last couple of good hires were assistants.
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>>66972695
>native speaker
Whatever you say, Pedro. Still more than happy to recommend you some grammar books. If you work hard, you could be reading at a high school level by the end of Summer.
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>native speaker
Whatever you say, Pedro. Still more than happy to recommend you some grammar books. If you work hard, you could be reading at a high school level by the end of Summer.
>>
>>66972817
Literally who?
>>
>>66972822
There have been some serious strikeouts with assistants as well, and I bet you catch less shit from others in the organization if you make a safe hire like the ones were seeing instead of banking on someone's potential. Really though, everyone should just focus exclusively on trying to poach staff from San Antonio.
>>
Can we all agree on this

1 Pop
2 Stevens
3 Budenholzer
4 Spo
5 Doc
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>>66972903
>spo
>doc
>no carlisle
>no svg or kerr
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>native speaker
Whatever you say, Pedro. Still more than happy to recommend you some grammar books. If you work hard, you could be reading at a high school level by the end of Summer.
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>>66972903
>Doc
>good
Put Carlisle at 2 and bump everyone else down one.
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>>66972903
No, but we can all agree on this
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>>66972903
>2 Stevens
Stop this gay meme
>>
>>66972903
>1 Pop
Duncan babby
>2 Stevens
0 (zero) playoff wins
>3 Budenholzer
Literally who
>4 Spo
LeBron babby
>5 Doc
Big 3 babby

>>66972952
>no carlisle
Betty gud desu
>no svg or kerr
Big men babby, Curry babby
>>
>>66972952
spo is based you faggot
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>>66972894
or miami because they have a pretty good history of success.

Seriously I thought people learned that scotty brooks cant fucking coach worth a damn unless he has two top 10 players.

I at least understand the Thibs hire. He is a pretty good coach who is great for a young team. he might run those players down but he does seem to generate a good team culture that plays great defense. Minnesota will do much better next year great replacement for flip
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>>66972515
Yeah he's the 6god
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>>66972878
Literally the greatest canadian fighter to have ever lived
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>>66972903
>5 Doc
literally the most overrated coach of the last 15 years.

SVG/Kerr/Joerger/Stotts/Carisle/ >>> Doc
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>>66972967
She is certainly not of age anon
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>>66973005
>canadian fighter
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>>66972903
1. pop
2. carlisle
3. svg
4. spoestra
5. bud
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>>66973019
how would you know
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>>66972982
god you are retarded

>>66972903
>doc even on the list
HAHAHA

>budenholzer higher then spo
I can understand people saying this after lebron left but look at where the heat is right now with lebron and bosh.
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>>66972999
I'm surprised no one has tried to hire David Fizdale (the associate head coach of miami). Must be knowledgeable being around Spo and Pat all the time.
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>he doesn't think Detroit is winning tonight
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>>66972995
I hope you call phil jackson,Red Auerbach, and pat riley shit too
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>>66973125
All GOATs
>>
The player : Jeremy Lin
The coach : Pop
The team : GSW

First team all reddit:

Curry
Lin
Lebron
Green
Duncan
>>
pistons winning tbhfam
>>
>>66973125
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentleman
>>
>>66973274
how would you know that
>>
How hard is Thibs going to work KAT and Wiggins?

I'm expecting exploding knees in 1 year.
>>
>>66973125
>phil jackson
superstar babby who took over already developed teams

>Red
Era babby, Russell could win with that team while being a player-coach ffs

>Riley
See Phil Jackson with the heat got lucky with the Shaw trade and I'll give it to him that he drafted D Wade.
>>
>>66973274
Why Lin wtf?
>>
>>66973376
Literally has a reddit account
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>>66973423
Lmao really?
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>Canadireddits
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>>66973376
>wtf

>>66973423
>knowing this
>>
>>66973464
This
>>
>>66973372

>tfw people forget how good prime Wade was
>I have no face
>>
>>66973433
>>66973482
I accidentally clicked on it
>>
>>66973552
>>66973552
early as fuck to piss you off
>>
Your predictions for All-NBA

First
Curry
Westbrook
Lebron
Durant
DeAndre

Second
CP3
Lillard
Green
Kawhi
Drummond

Third
Harden
Thompson
Love
Davis
Whiteside
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>>66973581
Kys
>>
>>66972903
>spo
>doc
>who
>who

well at least you got the pop le no answers for media meme man
>>
>heat taking that azz
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