Bird Bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM9YxWZCIzI
Fuck the orioles desu
lets win a series!
HR DERBY
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>It's a blue jays in April episode
>it's also a Mike Wright starting episode
I came here to chew bubble gum and see some dingers, and I'm all outta gum
I'm calling in the rain man
>It's a nobody at the ballpark episode
Man why can't they Jays have a real baseball park like Camden yards? Fucking Rogers centre is absolutely repulsive.
Pic related just look at this beauty
>>66952043
Toronto is not a baseball city
>It's also also a Hunter and Bordick series
I need a drink
>>66952043
I love when the jays play the Orioles because camden yards is the comfiest looking stadium
Can baltimore fans please stop acting like their team sucks, thanks
>>66952043
Teams that play on green rugs don't deserve proper stadium
>all these Bautista boos
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PNC > Camden
>>66952086
But they do suck
>>66952121
>teams that play in a bad stadium don't deserve a good stadium
>adam chimpout jones
>>66952147
Kek
#ace
#throwingfire
#cyyoung
>>66952136
I actually have PNC park on my bucket list.
>>66952121
Teams that play in cities wear their athletes need to wear bullet proof vests just to walk the streets, don't deserve sports.
>>66952086
Our rotation is leaving a lot to be desired, despite that 1-2-3 inning. We squeaked by on the Ts and Rays, Boston and Texas were a wake up call.
The offense is fun as fuck though. Holy shit
>>66952192
Every park is on my bucket list
>>66952132
every boo on the road is a cheer back at home, you gotta do that shit
Also this wright's stuff looks really good (even though his curve ball is kinda off right now), I dont remember seeing that much movement last year (especially left to right on his fastball, possibly 2 seamer idk). Although I only remember seeing him once or twice and wasnt able to watch as much baseball as I wanted. Gonna be hard to get a good hit off him this game anyways
>>66952157
Why do people keep trying to force this?
Adam Jones is one of the most likeable players in baseball.
>>66952220
...even the Trop?
>>66952192
Went last year and it revamped my interest in attending baseball games. Going to the dome all of the time is boring and doesn't feel like real baseball.
>>66952220
same pham
>>66952198
>The offense is fun as fuck though. Holy shit
The pick up of Trumbo was a steal. I have no idea why the Angels let him go, he is basically Mike Trout lite.
Joey ^_^
How long til Sanchez replaces Stroman as our ace?
>stroman
oh boy here we go
>this crowd
I thought baseball was amuricas sport
Maybe we should have given Price what he wanted
>>66952235
Yup. The trip seems kind of cool. It's got that Tokyo dome vibe
>>66952251
Angles FA is pretty awful too. Seattle just takes the limelight.
Nice grab by Bats
Joey with that hustle
>>66952284
I think people are just afraid to go to downtown Baltimore.
i fucking hate the orioles
>>66952328
They fucking hate you.
>>66952296
>paying the most expensive pitcher contract in history to a guy who can't pitch when it counts
>>66952281
You were saying?
Marcus Stroman is the greatest race in the universe
>>66952331
good. fuck them. i hope they all get a hangnail.
Is it just me or is Machado really ugly?
>>66952336
BASED EE
>>66952267
He wont this season (maybe when stroman innevitably signs a $150~ mil contract with someone else). For the record though I think sanchez is unreal and I could see him doing some special like winning a cy young this year, but stroman's earned it and has been nothing short of exemplary during his stay in toronto. he deserves it
Thank fuck. Rip that shit if Wright is gonna keep hanging everything
Is Joey Rickard a meme yet
>>66952383
all black people are ugly desu
>>66952322
What's wrong with Baltimore?
Here's a general baseball question;
If a pop fly is going to be caught near second base, why not just let the ball drop, and attempt a double play?
>le solo walk man
>smoak
What Encarnacion is going on here?
>>66952496
Infield fly rule
Wright would probably be a decent pitcher if he could THROW FUCKING STRIKES.
Wright stop
>>66952402
Sanchez pitched a real impressive game in the ALCS.
I think that'll give him a mental boost for this season.
>>66952506
Nah
>>66952493
Homosexuals
>>66952496
>infield fly rule
if there is a man on first, the batter is out automatically if the ball is popped up in the infield
>>66952496
1. Pop ups have tons of spin on them, impossible to know which direction the ball will bounce off the dirt
2. The runner at the plate should be standing at 1st base by the time its caught
Can someone hook a Canadian curry nigger up with a stream?
>Walking Smoak
why is baseball the only sport they will show food you can get on tv? I've never seen it on another sports broadcast
This ump is pretty fucking bad to be honest
>>66952493
>What's wrong with Baltimore?
Large black population, I think almost 80% black in the inner cities and very very high crime rate. It's actually a very dangerous city after the riots last year and now the police have reduced their patrols. Murder rate is skyrocketing too.
>>66952514
>>66952531
Infield fly only applies with runners on 1st AND 2nd, doesnt matter with just a man on 1st
>>66952545
lot of down time
>>66952539
Seriously
>>66952531
1st and 2nd with 0 or 1 out
>>66952515
He used them all up last inning desu
>Walking Martin
>Umpball in favor of the Jays
nice change after that bullshit in Boston
SERIOUSLY WRIGHT YOUR STUFF IS NOT BAD STOP WALKING EVERY SINGLE BATTER AND PUT IT OVER THE FUCKING PLATE SOMETIMES GODDAMNIT
>Wright
>>66952562
This
OH BOY TIME FOR GROINS
Goins RBI number 3
>>66952496
http://m.mlb.com/video/v596674883/dethou-kinsler-lets-ball-drop-for-fielders-choice/?c_id=mlb
GOINS GOINS GONE: ACTIVATE
:^)
Le Hebrew hammer
>>66952571
Oh, I misunderstood the question. You wouldn't get a double play if you let the ball drop with only one runner because the batter would beat the throw to first.
>Throws it in vs scary hitters like Dolan and Bats
>Gets gunshy against the meme players in the bottom of the line up
Nice K
>pilar
>>66952668
My favourite youtube video
Like I said. This ump is utter trash. Calling balls strikes and strikes balls.
>>66952712
Strike deez balls bitch
>>66952692
Wright's problems are all mental. His stuff would play at this level, he just needs to fucking throw strikes.
Pillar should just swing on the first pitch every time.
>dat hawt dawg
hngggg
>>66952692
You want to pitch dolan inside
>>66952656
I hope he learns how to hit it out of the infield one day
>>66952712
>enlarge the zone by 25% and call strikes
>>66952777
Yeah but Wright hung two curves down the middle
>>66952778
>I hope he learns how to hit it out of the infield one day
He would if Bats and EE would just give him some of their gear
>>66952777
checked
>stroman finished strong against the yankees his last time out
It ain't hard to finish strong against the yankees, hehe know what i'm saying, am i right heh
>jinxing Stromans streak
Go fuck yourself buck
>>66952571
oh shit, I never knew that was the actual rule
please take 1 Buck as payment
>>66952796
Dress him as an official
>>66952777
Threw it in, as in, the actual zone where strikes are obtained. He seemed fearless against the power bats that first inning
>>66952778
I was at the game he walked-off with a dinger in the 10th.
>position players having TJS
Nick meme
COME ON STEVE
>>66952922
Pretty common in catchers 2bh, two catchers in the Jays system have had TJS, Pentecost and Jimenez.
Go easy on Steve Steve
Is just using Monterey Jack on pizza instead of mozzarella OK? I'm making BBQ chicken pizza and got a block of Monterey Jack cheese with jalepeno in it but not sure if I also need mozzarella
>>66952838
pretty sure he can afford his own equipment bud
>>66952877
>>66952940
What a great smile :)
>>66952848
How are the Yankees looking, anyway?
Seems like they're having starter woes, and the lack of AGOD posting seems to suggest their bats are shit too
>>66952977
checked :DDD
>>66952967
you'll never know unless you try it put some garlic on it too
O's bros, is it just me or does Wieters look nearly done? He looks completely lost at the plate, no contact skills left, no power. I wouldn't be surprised to see a sub-.700 OPS this year.
>>66952967
Sounds good. Should go pretty good with the bbq sauce.
The Colonel!!!!
>>66952980
Texiera looks good, A Rod not so much.
Starters have trouble going deep into ball games, but that wont matter for them much when they get Chapman back.
I think they'll die out in August, Tanaka, Pineda, Eovaldi, Severino (inning limit) all will have issues making 30+ starts.
>>66952972
It's actually really hard to get quality gear now. I'm talking about ones that can't be detected by tests.
i like this saunders guy
>>66953042
Saunders nickname is the condor
>>66952958
>>66952965
>>66953068
>Atkins almost traded him for Jay fucking Bruce
>>66953083
lel. he's our new coffee lady/Just not ready
>This strike zone
Seriously wtf.
>>66953083
Kek
BLOW GAYSSS
>>66953127
Its pretty bad
>It's a Blue Jays thread
>quicking it back in quickly
based buck
>>66953122
Justin still isn't ready
>>66953156
It's only really bad when it's the Yankees or Red Sox. Other teams it's pretty comfy and chill senpai
>>66953156
>>66953127
I don't agree with the calls this ump is making
>>66953079
>>66953051
>It's another Tex doesn't get injured season
>>66953030
Yeah, he looks like he's losing steam the more competent pitching he faces. I'll give him another few weeks to pop, lineup decides to get hot at different times.
>>66953169
JUST
>its a Tulo Ks with RISP and 2 outs episode
i fucking hate rivera so much every tiome he gives a stop sign we end up >risping
Is hitting a major league fast ball the hardest feat in professional sports?
>>66953225
why does he always sound like he is out of breath when he speaks?
2 LOW
>>66953233
>it's a miracle ending
CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
TU LO
>>66953257
bc hes in a perpetual state of orgasm
>>66953254
Hitting a breaking ball would be even more difficult
>tulo drives in 2 with 2 out episode
I havent seen this episode yet
ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF
MY NAME IS
tulo
TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO
>>66953257
I think it's a lisp of some sort? not sure tbqh
Look how DEEP he was. He was so DEEP.
>>66953257
That's how the quebec french sound
>>66953327
At least he didnt describe his hands
Trumboned
>2lo
>>66953236
see what you did
CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP
TU-LO
Awfully nice of you, Jays
Nice legs Tsuuuulo
IT'S NOT THAT HARD OF A GAME!
>sending tulo on a line drive 1 hop to the outfield
Kick this regard in the nuts
>>66953236
this is why
Was tulo running or jaunting?
Tulo is so fucking slow holy shit its like my grandpa trying to run
fuck that faggot and his robot arm
Take it easy on Steve, Steve.
>>66953236
Welp, are you happy?
Wow, Rivera fucked up there.
CANT WIN EM ALL BOYS
>>66953355
>>66953401
So he is
>2slo?
>>66953382
COME ON STEVE
>>66953236
asshole
>>66953424
Can we please make this a meme?
>>66953368
Added extra claps; not college material.
>Rivera holds Saunders
>gets shit
>Rivers sends Tulo
>gets shit
never change guys
>>66953424
top kek
fuck devin travis desu going to be another DL allstar goins is better
Oh boy
Pedro "Red Hot" Alvarez is up
>>66953451
Saunders was the right choice. Tulo was out by about 6 feet.
>>66953451
They were both bad calls. Tulo never had a chance.
>>66953451
He reversed what he should have done
>>66953492
hindsight is 20 20 friend
LET IT GOOOOOOOO
Umps fuck up all the time, they never admit it they just give back a call on another play
>>66953541
This guy behind the plate is objectively all over the place, not about settling a score.
jonathan schoop da whoop
Does anyone else call him shoop in their head?
Why the fuck is the bottom of the strike zone about 6 inches lower for Stroman than for Wright?
Let's go you fucking manlet
>Scope
>>66953573
Maybe he's drunk, who cares as long as he balances the calls in the end
Has Tulo bought a house in Toronto yet?
>Pat talking about big guys again
>>66953442
>2slownohitzsKi?
"He's a big guy" says Pat
For you
>>66953599
Because Wright gets 6 inches off the inside of the plate. See Pillar K.
How much are tickets in Camden yards? What could $100 get me?
>>66953599
I agree this strike zone is all over the god damn place. It's kind of ruining the game so far. I feel like this is a recording every game.
>>66953599
Baltimore is used to catering to the black man
>>66953594
this guy does >>66953582
>>66952493
I lived in baltimore up until 2 weeks ago. It is 2/3 black and if you go 1 block in the wrong direction it gets hood really quick. I lived in the NICE part and there were even crackheads and beggars at my local 7-11 / gas station. I said fuck that and moved back to NoVa where its nice rich and white. Love camden yards tho
>>66953664
I love being white
New civic looks like shit tbqh
is pooplar ever going to draw a walk this season?
>>66953624
>>66953627
Yeah, both our color guys do that shit too.
Russell "strike out" Martin back to form
>>66953716
I think he did against the sux
FIRE THIS UMP
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GOINS GOINS GONE
Is Goins becoming elite?
maybe martin should take out his fat lipper
>>66953738
First pitch was 2 feet outside and a strike. 2nd pitch was literally perfect and a ball.
Ryan Groins is a stupid name
Thats a strike, the ump is biased against the O's sorry to say.
>>66953735
Yeah but at least he swung at stuff in the zone this time.
BABIPED
>>66953737
that was a hbp, i mean an actual walk where he doesnt swing on fucking everything
>Pilar
>>66953753
he was always elite m8
>>66953653
Kek
which would you prefer:
>jays ws
or
>leafs cup
Pillar of hope, more like pillar of nope
>>66953802
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BOS/BOS201604180.shtml
he got a walk m8
>>66953844
ws every day i dont care about furpuck
>>66953844
Jays ws ofc fuck ice fight
>>66953844
Who gives a shit about hockey?
>>66953844
Leafs because the riots would be amazing
>>66953844
Leafs have the same chance of ever winning the Stanley Cup as the Toronto Blue Jays do.
>>66953844
Hockey is mostly an american past time these days
>>66953883
Jays ws
>>66953844
Would prefer 1 ws to 10 cups tbqh
>>66953802
hey
Martin got a hit yesterday
a martin hit is worth a grand slam
so martin getting a go-ahead 2 RBI single in the ninth inning is basically like him hitting a walkoff grand slam in game 7 of the world series while completing the home run cycle for the first time in history AND catching a perfect game from Loup
tl;dr Martin is the best player in baseball
Royal farms chicken any good?
>>66953807
>>66953753
He's better than 2slo
>>66953844
Toronto FC championship :^)
Well at least it was a solo dinger
>>66953926
Compared to KFC yes
>>66953844
Leafs are fucking garbage with shit pile management. Remember the leafs are/were the wealthiest team in the NHL since forever.
M A N N Y
A
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fuckin smug ass bird
I like machado less than orilels fans like joey tbqfh
welp there it goes, bats are gonna go cold and stroshow gets the loss
fuck this team firesale at the trade deadline
cant wait for the osuna or storen give up a dinger in the 9th meme to show up as well
>>66953944
How bout some fat fuckin chinese ass?
which would you prefer:
>argos grey cup
or
>finding a toonie on the sidewalk
>>66953938
Dieinacarfire
>>66953844
>furpuck
jays ws ezpz
>>66953987
Who the fuck are the argos
>>66953987
I'd rather find a now defunct penny than an Argos win.
Does Chris Davis ever show emotion?
Stroman getting exposed, took them 4 innings but they finally figured him out
who dips harder, davis or smoak?
>>66953987
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
