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Publix #4
sorry sir but you misspelled tranpa
First for booty blasted detoilet niggers
Oh look, the tranny lover made a thread
>>66951644
stop trying to make this happen
>>66951653
Stop responding. It's just the Canadian that always posts about trannies using a proxy. He accidentally exposed himself a few threads ago
>>66951643
When in doubt (i.e. incapable of real bantz) just call the other guys niggers. That's what Chicago does. Doesn't make you look butthurt about being called bandwagoning casuals that only discovered hockey over the course of the last ten years at all.
>>66951653
Stop trying to stop it from happening, tranny fucker
>>66951661
>it's just one shitposter
Nope, I do it too, as do a lot of us wongs fans.
Get meme'd on Tranpa bay
>clots
Whats everyone having for dinner lads? Salmon here with some rice and onions
>>66951707
Nothing
>we're gonna sweep the ded wings this year!
>why are they playing so mean, those goons!!
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>tranpa gay
>blunder headbutted by his own teammate fagette and bloodied while trying to go for Abdelkader at the same time
>Abdelkader beats his ass
>their causal fans cry for suspension and call Abdelkader a piece of shit
>muh gentlemanly conduct
>muh "I like hockey fights but this is over the line
>the unceasing anal annihilation of tranpa bay
whoever wins this game will win the series
tampa 5-3 in overtime
>>66951707
Had chorizo, tomato and bell pepper sauce with pasta
>>66951743
Nice helm dubs
>>66951707
Leftover Dominos.
>>66951762
>tampa humor
>>66951714
I'm sorry anon, eat a big breakfast
Is this the game to watch? Or the >rags?
>>66951707
Chinese food. Fuggin' work
LETS FUCKING GO BOLTS
>>66951793
this one
>>66951673
you are a stupid nigger
>>66951793
This will be a better game, but worse thread.
>mfw Boyle gets wrecked by Smith and the based Joe sound guy plays the chicken dance song
>get less penalty minutes than the other team
>constantly cry refpuck anyway
>tranpa hockey "fans"
>>66951825
>nigger is the best bantz he has
lol that's nice, tranny fucker
>>66951845
nigger
Is there any way we can trade Jimmy Howard to Russia when the season is over too?
>>66951845
penalty minutes are skewed from the end of game 2
>>66951644
FINALLY BACK FROM MY BAN BOYS
Might as well name myself since I'm a meme now
Thanks Detoilet
>>66951707
Had some taco Johns for the first time in a minute shit was cash love dem potatoe oles
>>66951875
fuck off false flagging faggot
>>66951875
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE CITY OF FUCKING TRANPA
>>66951875
>Detoilet fans are this salty
>>66951891
Just stop acknowledging it tard
Do you think that George guy on CBC fucks this Kyle Bukauskis twink?
>>66951875
Who the fuck are you?
>Detoilet
>>66951907
>y-youre just salty!
You can't say that the game immediately after being BTFO you silly fuck
Friendly /sp/ stream?
>>66951891
>>66951907
nah this is me actually. I can't post another pic or else I'll get another ban. I don't have any bolts gear yet, I've only been living here a few months.
>>66951956
>too much of a chickenshit to drop his gloves
>begging for the ref to help him
There better be a fight in the first 5 minutes
In b4 bolts bitches cry refpuck
tbf guys
HD 60FPS (YouTube)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odaPV-3eg6M
DO NOT SHARE!!!!
>>66951994
Non bluevision stream?
>>66952048
beggars can't be choosers you dumb detoilet nigger
>>66952048
Gary Bettman here, I tried to hack one up but it's not going for me tonight, I'll keep trying
>>66952046
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odaPV-3eg6M
>>66952048
Thanks
>>66951967
>this Wongs damage control
>forcing this fabricated meme
>slippy clot
lel
>>66952046
thanks anon
>>66952093
>upset tranny fucker
>>66952155
>repeat the lie enough and others will believe
>>66951967
Post fem penis in Soc pls
Thirteen hour time difference blows. Wish I could meme with you guys. Keep the bantz rolling!
>>66952168
Whine whine whine, all you tranpa fags ever do
>>66952176
based service member?
>>66951707
hot n ready
>you will never be as embarrassed as that dumbass Bolt tripping himself up trying to 1v1 that Wang
feels amazing. feels cathartic.
>Bishop throws hit
>Wongs fan cry about it
>Tranpa Gay
>tranpa bay lightweights
Hello bolts bros
>>66952232
Hi Sweden. Detroit is really salty lately.
>That soft ass call
What a joke
>>66952239
Hi tranny fucker
get FUCKED
hahahahhahahhahahhahahah
>WONGS
>detoilet
Lelemao
0 sticks in the lane. That was way too easy.
KKKKUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
wew this thread is a lot better than the >rags one
>>66952249
No change since last year then
Also SCCCCAAAAARRRRR
>the shithole of detroit
KUUUUUCCCCHHH
Refpuck
>>66952276
When you get the two worst fanbases in the NHL together what do you think happens?
Mrazek needs to save that shit. That's a soft goal
>>66952276
What do you expect? Both of those fanbases are the true definition of autism
>>66952299
Oh look it's the reddit frog
>tranpa bay frogposters
>>66952319
Mrazek had no chance, 0 sticks in the lane. Kronwall cleared Boyle, he should have had his stick down.
>>66952299
what is this meme and why is publix there
>tampons need refpuck to score
lmao
>>66952343
Publix is GOAT supermarket
Publix subs are GOAT sandwiches
Drouin trying to get too cute
Can't wait to see detoilet damage control after getting swept
>>66952362
No whining about refpuck tonight ;)
imagine living in Detroit
>>66952339
>>66952303
>>66952362
>squatting niggers btfo
Also kys weeb
>>66952392
> it's 2-1 in games
?
>>66952392
>tr-tr-tranny fuckers
That's about all they have these days
They used to bring legit banter
>>66952386
If you love transexuals
DETROIT UNDER SEIGE
Kronwall has been terrible. Highlights that Detroit needs a #1 D badly.
>>66952386
I know man i work there : ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )) ) )
i dont hockey and just was just surprised it wasn't holding a fresh Subway™ sandwich.
>>66952408
>the state of Florida
>>66952423
The intellectuals left mishitgan long ago my friend
>>66952423
Better than NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Lol you can buy boar's head meat and meth anywhere. Nothing special about that dump where you live.
>it's a let's flatfootedly fan everytime the puck touches our sticks in our own zone episode
Tampa ain't fucking around boys. Ready to go 3-1 tonight?
>Mrazek didn't have a stick for more than 10 seconds
Jesus fucking Christ wings
>>66952453
>he likes his city infested with niggers
Lmao
>>66952491
>Tampa is 62.9% white
>My city is 94.4% White
>He keeps calling me a nigger
>Swampnigger please
>>66952453
We do pills here nigger, not meth
Watching from the school better than usf
>>66952453
>some Detoilet fag looks for pictures of trannies to post on /hoc/ and say he's from Tampa
>>66952528
Pasco is a menagerie of pillheads and meth addicts
I carry 147gr Gold Dots when I go up there
>>66952524
>he uses the team city for his opponent and his personal city for himself
Oh lawd detoilet please stop
>>66952528
>implying thats any better
>implying people in Florida don't do meth
A meth house blew up about 2 miles from me when I lived in Daytona
>>66952524
>detoilet
>92% white
Just awful b8
You're also implying I live in tampa or that I'm a Tampa fan
>this severly balding detoilet fan who keeps standing up directly in front of the camera
Kys niqqa
>>66952524
>assume he lives in Tampa
>but but i don't live in Detroit
get to fuck preppy
Guys:
Meijer < Publix < Wawa
>>66952441
the """"city"""" of Detroit
Athanasiou is based. Put him & Larkin on the first line and start rebuilding
this shit should be 2-0 or 3-0 fucking lucky faggot goaler
>>66952530
ZERO WINS HAHAHA
Why WHY is the entire Wings defense incapable of passing the puck properly?
I swear to God they all pass the puck with a half fan half limpwristed girl motion.
>>66952570
Then stop bantering like a retarded fucking Chicago bandwagoner. I know you're just as new as those fucks but you're Yzerman's team. Act like it tranny fucker.
bluevision stream is kill
>>66952589
>implying niggers are Hockey fans
Our whole state loves the wings. Most of us are probably from the greater Detroit area. I'm from Grand Rapids
>4 games tonight
>they're on at the exact same time in both time slots
Why can't we have the NBA's competent jew schedulers who can make 4 weekday playoff games work? I just want to watch hokkei.
>>66952614
Indeed
>>66952641
That's what happens when you post your shit on reddit. He probably has a backup.
>>66952641
Save us Gary Bettman
>>66952614
AA is a 2nd/3rd line tweener. He's Carl Hagelin with a bigger body.
Mantha and Svech are the only 1st liners in the system right now.
Good to see the refs are calling a fair game tonight
>this refpuck
okay
>>66952628
weak ass aggro there boy.
you need to lower your sodium intake
Still hate refpuck Tampon?
>>66952662
only these 2 games tonight
>this fucking kike music
>tampon gay literally needs to pay off refs in their first series
Top kek
>>66952698
If the Bolts don't take soft penalties and keep the intensity high they should be able to take this one and possibly win it thursday at Amalie
>>66952738
The Greektown music?
Who can hook me up with a non aids stream
>>66952711
Saving my energy for when (and if) the Wings take the lead.
>>66952711
u made me chuckle
>>66952772
Iceballet.uncool.club
fucking Mrazek standing on his fucking head
why is this fucking faggot trash against everybody else except >us
>>66952675
[http @ 0x1106b00] HTTP error 504 Gateway Time-out
http://hlslive-akc.med2.med.nhl.com/ls04/nhl/2016/04/19/NHL_GAME_VIDEO_TBLDET_M2_NATIONAL_20160419/5000K/5000_slide.m3u8: Server returned 5XX Server Error reply
If I could figure out what to do about this... I'm on hotel internet and can't stream locally.
>>66952809
He was amazing then became suddenly shit. He took some months off, rested, and Howard carried >us into the playoffs.
>>66952804
awww yeah. Engouled is back!
absolute shit call
PENULTUH
>>66952882
every penulty is a shit call.
WONGS PP
WONGS PP
WONGS PP
WONGS PP
GET A GOAL
>inb4 Tampa starts calling refpuck
>tranpa
>>66952934
pick one tbf
>>66952939
That was refpuck
phantom slash call
Happy weed day /hoc/
When are my wings going to start scoring goals again?
>>66952939
Paquette took a shitty penalty
Good call, he fucked up
>>66952976
You're a day early, Finnish time.
>>66952976
>posting from the future
>>66952995
Underrated
THESE REFS ARE FUCKING SHIT
>>66952995
I'm aware, just took my chance when i could
>Detoilet can't even afford a proper rink
ANOTHA ONE
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME JOHNSON
wings are pressuring
Goddammit, TyJo
>>66953039
>that's why we're building a new one
WHAT A GREAT INFORMED INSIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK DELAY OF GAME???? FUCK YOU REFS!
>be Detroit fan
>wanting Tampa to get a penalty
Pick one
It just means that there will be 2 minutes where Detroit can't score
PUCK OVER GLASS
U
C
K
O
V
E
R
G
L
A
S
S
Bishop ain't sleeping tonight, I'll give ya that Tranpa
REFPUCK
>>66953087
>le false flag meme
kill yourself Detoilet nigger
half way there Tampa bros
>>66953130
One third of the way
>>66953109
>oooh tranny fucker is maaaaaaaaad
>2nd last game for Datsyuk in the wongs jersey
lmao
>>66953109
I live in bradenton
>>66953152
Richards hit him with a dime pass and he shit the bed with a bad shot
>>66953152
but finnon, this isn't the cup finals
>>66953152
Maybe he'll actually contribute a point before the series is over.
>>66953152
delet this
Fox Sports Detroit saying all the calls on both sides were refpuck. I kinda agree.
Do you think they will retire 13?
Serious answers folks.
>>66953232
The hooking call, Paquette's slash and TyJo's delay of game were fair
I didn't see the replay of the holding call that led to Kucherov's goal
>>66953234
Probably not. If wongs retire all players of similar caliber they would have to issue fraction jerseys. It's similar to the Yankees
You guys see that Rags goal called back? 13 seconds after the offside the goal was scored.
Wings will retire 71
>>66953348
>I'M SO SICK OF IT
>>66953232
kronwall was a hook for sure. Abdelkader was not a hold. Paquaette was a slash 100% and obviously ty johnson was a delay of game
>>66953317
He is still hall of fame worthy, yes?
>>66953385
>Wongs banter
Weak shit, son
>>66953413
I'd say yes. He's got enough silverware, plus most hall of fames are becomming hall of pretty goods so that bolsters his chances.
>>66953234
Yes. The real question is if they retire 40.
>>66953413
Meh..
>>66953421
>tranpa bay
>>66953530
Zetterberg won the Conn Smythe I believe.
Drouin is such a queer..
Wongs will score a goal 4 minutes 20 seconds into 2nd period but who will it be
>>66953640
Hedman is worse
>>66953641
GOOSE
WTF was that goose?
kek, what the fuck was that pass
Google tranny detroit, it's worth it
>>66953641
Gordie Howe's ghost, controlled telekinetically by Gordie Howe, who is still alive.
this team just looks so lost on the PP, it's embarrasing
>>66953761
I'll bet you think it's worth it ya Tranpa weirdo
>>66953761
>Tranpa
>>66953791
Put your name back on
>>66953816
Never been a namefag, keep fishing
>>66953860
What happened to Wongs fans?
They brought it last year
>tranpa gay
>thinks everyone is a samefag when they tranpa post
IT'S NOT A MEME YOU GUYS
>all these fucking stoppages
>>66953915
>the only Wongs fan tonight
FUCK YOU FAGETTE
FUCK THE REFS
U
C
K
T
H
E
R
E
F
S
HAHAHAHA POO WINGS BTFO
hey guys I'm actually from Detroit go Red Wings!!!!!!!!!
>>66953952
>supporting the one and done kings
rather watch the Tigers lose
Fagette crying to the refs "wut, I thought we wuz friends :'(
>roughing
Lol
>Penalty for the other player getting rekt
Lol
>>66954044
>not supporting the only relevant team in your pathetic city's existence
>>66954039
>Being this hurt by tranpa posting
>mad at a meme
Man these umps suck!
-Tampa fan
>>66954039
(you)
>>66954072
we're spoiled by cups senpai idk if you would understand
Nyquist gonna score soon
Is anyone going to talk about the game or just shitpost about the other team the whole time?
>>66954089
I know right, they have such a hard on for the rays
>>66954124
Who says you can't do both? Clots fags did it through the first two games, needed to squelch them.
>>66954124
>expecting anything but shitposting and shitty memes from tampon gay
>>66954169
>look I posted the reddit frog again lol sandwiches
C'mon, why are the wings not bringing it like last game. Why are the fans not as excited?
>>66954169
>Implying it isn't almost entirely Detoilet fans
Wings getting outplayed... Bishop playing well, wings probably have more quality chances scoring chances but need to cycle the puck and get traffic settled out front
>>66954161
My favorite part about Scrubs was that pretty much the only sports team ever mentioned was the Red Wings even though the hospital was supposed to be in California or some shit.
stream? bluevision one ded
>>66954230
Iceballet.uncool.club
>>66954203
When the Wongs won sunday they must have Rattled the Bolts
They're playing to Bolts game tonight
dead crowd
dead syuk
dead wongs
>no trip
R E F P U C K
>>66954220
Have to thank the Cox actor for that
>>66954230
/r/nhlstreams
second highest post in the game thread, the one with the hawks flair
>>66954273
That dudes a little weird. https://youtu.be/f64aUnB4rDc
>tranpa gay
>Detoilet
>>66954350
why do you keep saying that, it sounds ridiculous
>tranpa gay
>tranpa casuals
>>66954230
nhl.com/streams
>>66954386
>pls no bully
>>66954386
See: >>66951644
why does Filppula refuse to shoot the puck
>>66954386
He's trying to force a meme that he made up
>>66954435
He's a sleeper agent. His time to strike is soon.
>>66954444
>Tranpa still deeply hurt by a meme
>hasn't recovered
excellent call
>>66954435
He's waiting to try and score on Bishop again
These refs are such fucking trash for that slash call. And I'm a Lightning fan.
now watch the blots get swept in the next round LOL
>these teams
Slashing calls getting redic
Come on Mrazek, fuck
>DETOILET
TAMPA BTFO HAHAHA
Poo game
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>MRAZ ZAZZED
THAT FUCKING PUCK MOVEMENT MY FUCKING DICK
DROUIN SO FUCKING BASED
>DEBTOILET
LEEEEEL
>DETOILET
THAT WAS SO FUCKING SEXY. WHO ELSE. 86 BITCHES.
>Drouin
Holy fucking shit
>no even strength goals
>refpuck babby wojack posters
based drouin
scur
well thats game
gg tampa, you won the series basically
>>66954318
I want to laugh, but it would be bad taiming with the goal being scored
>Steve y gaslighted and tortured drouin then brought him up just in time for him to be elite for the playoffs
Feels good
talk shit now faggots
Wongs won't make the playoffs next year
Wings due for a PP.. To squander
>the forced memes in charge of not being total cunts
>>66954572
>his team has a meme that gets posted during power plays
>tranpa
>southern hockey "fans"
>>66954613
>in b4 you get called a yankee
LOL
>filthy casuals
>2-0
Lots of time left
>>66954572
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
>>66954613
>he lives in a toilet
>>66954600
let the bullshit end
fire ken holland
start rebuild
>>66954660
Cowhead's show is the most unfunny garbage on radio
>>66954660
>what are taped hands
>what is a suspension
>tranpa gay in charge of understanding the rules
>>66954696
>taped hands
what a convenient fucking excuse. Face it the guy is a gigantic pussy.
That's a shitty penalty to take, Paquette
>>66954682
>the imaginary guy is the funniest part of Bubba the Cuck Sponge's show
>>66954660
>SEC hockey "knowledge"
>He discovered hockey in 2006
>tranpa...
>GAY
thats it boys, our season is done.
fuck this
There aren't enough sammiches in the world to soak up the tears of Tampa fans when Vinny scores the cup winning goal against Tampa
>>66954696
Don't expect too much out of them
HAT TRICK
>konstantinov jersey
oh man i just remembered him ;_;
>>66954720
I don't listen to Bubba either but Cowhead simply isn't funny and neither is anybody else on his show.
shit is Bubba even on the radio still?
If we don't get a competent goalscorer for mext season the streak will end i fear
>>66954765
>we
>>66954740
I'd be ok with that desu
>Florida tranny fuckers think not knowing shit about hockey is bantz
SCAR FAGGOTS!
time to get off the ice, detroit
>>66954775
WUZ
How about that...
Who /dangerzone/ here?
Are we, dare I say it, back?
>>66954790
spoke too soon nigger
what a flukey ass shit goal get the fuck out of here
>>66954825
>tranpa
>gay
>tranny
>fucker
>>66954775
I was referein to the wings obv, sorry if my speech pattern offended you
WEW LADS
SCCCCAAAARRRR
>>66954818
If the Wongs keep this exciting then I'm okay with it
>>66954837
suck my cock that was lucky as fuck and you know it
>Can't get a shot on the PP
>Bat a puck out of the air
The fuck is this
>>66954825
Oh boy. It's beginning. Don't worry, I got this handy for you babies
>>66954818
No.
you don't score by shooting past bishop
you score by shooting off bishop
...wait
daddy didn't think that one through
>needing a 6 foot SEVEN goalie to be competitive
*transitions*
go bolts!!!
>>66954855
Ewwww I don't want to suck your tranny cock stop propositioning me
Fun fact: there are no Canadian teams in the playoffs
Refs can't stand this turn of events lol
>Detroit fans taunting Tampa while Detroit is losing the game and losing the series
top fucking KEK
What are they chanting?
honestly disgusting when a team can get themselves back in the game completely by dumb luck
I don't think this semen slupring """""""""""""sport""""""""""""" is for me
>>66954939
>tranpa this new to banter
>>66954939
aww someone is threatened, adorable
imagine having to call detoilet home
>>66954939
>Tranpa gay fans too busy cam whoring their feminine benises
>>66954958
>tranpa casual is gonna go back to football
>>66954939
They got to get the Wongs into this somehow
>>66954951
"Taaaammmmpppaaaa" which is hilarious because Detroit is losing
Detroit is the worst fan base other than filthy
>>66954930
There are no Finnish teams either.
>bishit diving from being glanced by a manlet
>b-but muh tall guy in front of the net!
>mfw Holland gets fired and Yzerman comes home
>>66955015
Nah, you're forgetting all the whiners in tranpa, shittsburgh, and the fucking rags
>>66955015
Stay salty faggot. At least we don't cry refpuck for every penalty. Tranpa gay is just a bandwagon team and their fans don't know anything about the game
>bishop
what a fucking loser. should join the dive team
>>66955001
>crowd can't have fun unless theyre winning
So you're admitting your fanbase is fairweather?
bishop proving what a fucking hack he is
wew
GOOSE IS MOTHERFUCKING LOOSE
WHAT NOW TRANPA?
THE GOOSE
eat shit you Florida nerds
Bishop is a chess piece
GOOOOOOOOOOSEEEE IS FINALLY LOOOSEE
>TRANPA
GET
MEME'D
ON
GOOSE FUCKING LOOSE LADS
>GOOSE FUCKING LOOSE LADS
GOOSE FUCKING LOOSE LADS
>GOOSE FUCKING LOOSE LADS
GOOSE FUCKING LOOSE LADS
HOCKEY GODS GRANT JUSTICE
SMELL MY FUCKING NUTS TAMPON GAY
GOOOOOOOOSE IS LOOOSE HERE COMES THE SALT.
it's been so long since I could say this
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
INSTANT KARMAS GONNA GET YOU
SCAR
>bi2hop
kek
>THE CITY OF TAMPA BAY
>THE CITY OF TAMPA BAY
>THE CITY OF TAMPA BAY
>THE CITY OF TAMPA BAY
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66955015
Bullshit
Philadelphia fans no matter what the sport are the worst people to ever wear a teams colors
I like Barcelona fans more than I do those pieces of shit
That was so fucking hype. WOOHOO.
It's a one period game boys
get in here my son
>>66955150
I WAS ON THE SHITTER AND MISSED THE GOAL
>GOOSE
>LOOSE
;^)
>>66955203
Sick reference bro
This next period gonna be scary. GO BOLTS.
HOLY SHIT NYQUIST!
Eat it Bishop.
>>66955203
U be saying we like pawns and sheeit?
>>66955203
Wow I just got done watching that episode where DeAngelo teaches the younger kids chess. I was blown away! I had to watch it a couple times to really pick up on it, but did you guys realize that when he was teaching them about the chess pieces, he was really referring to THEM being the pawns! What an amazing metaphor!
It was so deep and meaningful, I am amazed by the deep symbolism of this.
Do the later seasons continue on with masterful symbolism like this? This was truly the pinnacle of storytelling that I have ever seen on a television show, and I think I can confidently say The Wire is the best show ever made without even having seen the entire series.
Also the acting is amazing. Idris Elba and Dominic West do a great job with their Baltimore accents.
Gib webm of goal pls, I need to maintain my hype
>>66955242
Kike
Will we get some sauce to go with that goose?
I'd feel even more hype if wings had showcased any ability to score three goals in a game
>>66955223
I'm excited
Competitive to the end
Hello there Trampa :)
>>66955234
HOL UP
>>66955249
As soon as it's up on NHL.com I'll do it.
>>66955242
THE NOSE
>>66955249
You sure you just don't want it so you can loop it over and over again in about an hour when we hand you your ass and you're crying into your whisky?
>>66955242
OYYYYVEYYYYYY
>>66955257
They are contractually obligated to always score in the same games
>>66955317
This is a low sodium thread. Go cry into your Bay, tranny. That's where the salt belongs
>>66955351
Got 'em.
>most hype goal of the series so far
>y-you'll just need it when you lose...
>pls respond
>bishop dives
>nyquist get bs call
>nyquist comes out of box
>nyquist scores
you cant make this shit up
That crowd is probably still cheering. If this was in Tampa half of the stadium would be empty
>>66951609
>Tampa native
>went to Detroit for a wedding off van Dyke
>stayed in Warren
>went to a speedway to get a pack of water bottles
>niggers infesting the entire city
>speedway looks like the outside of a club
>american """"""muscle""""" cars blasting jiggaboo shit
>go inside gas station
>get water
>stand in line
>some nigger women start talking to me
>put the water down next to a counter while waiting
>"aigh white boy you need some help with that"
>look at her
>"yep"
>pay and leave
people are proud to be from that shithole?
Why is this series regarded as one of the worst? It's been pretty entertaining so far.
>>66955426
That's what they want you to think.
>>66955266
>current year
>not posting the real pepe
>>66955434
And the other half would be wings fans
:^)
>>66955397
>>66955351
You can both cry about salt(which is hilarious since you're a landlocked shithole) but the fact of the matter is you're going to get raped and then you'll scream even more than you did last game
>>66955482
>>66955266
>2016
>frogposting
>fucking trannies
EWWWWW
>>66955464
ive pretty much heard it referred to as the best series?
>>66955434
Talk shit what you know about Wongsfag not what you pretend you know
>>66955464
because some people don't value entertainment value as much as the concept of "every game decides the cup"
neither of these teams look like cup contenders, so it doesn't matter who wins
it's still entertaining, though
Is Drouin playing on a line w Kuch/ Johnson? And since when?
>>66955498
>He thinks I live in a landlocked shithole
>My city is whiter than Tranpa Gay
>tfw Tampa no longer known for Publix shilling
Thanks Gaynesville.
Not even a nole
>>66955516
I keep seeing people saying this is the worst and the kings / sharks is the best. Kings / Sharks is the other one I've found most entertaining.
>>66955463
Its the Metro Detroit Red Wings m8, jiggerboos probaby don't know who Steve Yzerman is
>they were 2-0
The game and the series that is
>>66955464
Wongs are in it and errybody wanted to see the bolts play the panthers
>>66955549
Drouin/Palat/Killorn I thought
>>66955498
Are you implying were going to bant and shitposted even harder than last time? You're right, because it will be an even funnier BTFO against you trannies this time.
;^)
>>66955576
yeah the sharks and kings series is good too
>>66955498
>landlocked
>literally have the 2nd longest coastline in the country next to Alaska
>water doesn't have salt
>I-I'm not crying because of the game, I just got back from swimming
>>66955594
I saw a black guy wearing a Larkin shirt at ihop in Dearborn
Why are they called the wrongs?
>>66955608
Haven't been watching tonight but he has apples on both kuch goals
Cool stuff to be honest family.
>>66955594
Warren is like 15 miles outside of the state. Detroit is a third world country compared to that but the entire area is shit except for maybe farmington hills and shelby township. the cold is raw and bitter, the ice roads are a shitshow to drive in during november. the beaches are laughable
Tampa is 1000X superior. with so many other things to do outside of a going to a sports event, you can understand why people would rather go to the beach instead of freeze their ass in a hockey stadium.
>>66955463
>tampa bay fan
>doesn't know primary race of hockey
>>66955498
Florida consists of 1 peninsula
Michigan consists of 2 peninsulas
Wings: 1
Blots: 0
>>66955659
Just got off work - that was the game 2-3 line I think. Both goals were off PP so it was special teams though. Probably shuffled after game 3 btfo. I'm glad to see Drouin producing again and actually trying on defense now anyways
>>66955698
>detroit fan
>can't read
not surprised
>>66955703
Based
Who /rocketleague/ during intermission?
>>66955642
>tranpa fans dont watch the whole game
first year hey?
>>66955687
ooo beaches, lyke omg stacey let's go do our nails
go back to whore island
>>66955687
>m-my city is better!
This banter is meaningless, especially since some of us don't even live in Michigan, let along Detroit lel
>>66955725
>tanpa bay
>nigger means white, apparently
>>66955687
Farmington hills? That place is afghanistan compared to Plymouth/Canton/Livonia plus Ann Arbor
>>66955564
Traverse is
a)grabage
b) muh reservation
You faggots don't even break 20k people and we've got over 300x more people
Yet you still are a tiny shithole that has a laughable infrastructure and a joke economy
who here /topgolf/
>>66955740
Black Ops III.
>>66955774
We're doing just fine here, thank you.
>>66955747
>Not wanting to fly fish the flats for Tarpon
>Not kite fishing for sailfish
Beaches are for a lot more than whores
>>66955765
Almost no one lives in Detroit. And the city is fuckin huge!
Detroit fan here, during the next commercial taking my wife's son to mcdonalds for a mcpick2, recommendations?
>>66955747
only fatshit betacucks have this mindset
>>66955642
>Detoilet isn't landlocked
oh this is too rich
>>66955774
>tanpa bay
>more people, more niggers equals better
you are fucking embarrassing yourself
>>66955804
>Wife's son
>>66955703
Another fun fact. Michigan has a longer coastline than Florida. Second ONLY to Alaska. Pretty cool, Florida is up there but I don't know off the top of my head/
>>66955808
keep telling yourself that champ
I like to think that maybe…just maybe Detroit has finally figured out this Tampa forecheck
Goose status:
[X] LOOSE
[ ] NOT LOOSE
If the goose status remains unchanged will Tampa even make it to a game 6?
>>66955816
Pretty sure no one here is from Detroit. Are you retarded? It's a state team, since we don't have 2
Almost got some sauce
>>66955816
You can throw a rock into the GREAT LAKES from the Joes parking lot, you invalid.
>>66955687
>freeze in a hockey stadium
ITS FUCKING INDOORS.
Jeez, grow some hair, it will keep you warm.
2bh the real difference between Florida beaches and others is the gulf stream which passes right on Florida's coast. It makes the water comfortably warm year-round.
In Cali, you basically have to wear a wetsuit to do anything comfortably in the water since it's so cold.
Don't know how the lake beaches are but warm water at the beach is based.
>>66955687
This
>>66955887
Tampa fans have clearly never been inside a stadium, and probably wear winter coats when it's 50 outside. Only bitches cry about the cold.
>>66955887
its like 66 degrees inside so you basically need to wear a sweater or a jacket. fuck that shit, most people around here wear shorts and sleeveless shirts (wife beaters)
>>66955902
The problem with both is the damn latinos
>>66955902
>It makes the water comfortably warm year-round.
It's comfortably sharky for the same reason.
>>66955902
I'll admit, they are as cold as fuck. We have a phrase here "Lake Superior dick". You get the picture.
>tranpa gay
>>66955934
>he needs a jacket for 66 degrees
What a pussy
>>66955902
>stingray shuffle
Why do so many of you fuckers hate Tampa?
>>66955877
>It's a state team
Is that your excuse for why it's the team with the largest nigger following all over the country?
>>66955934
>66 degrees
That is literally room temperature.
>>66956018
Going to need a source there.
Is this even the same team that played in the first 30 minutes? Jesus Christ what a turnaround.
>>66956008
because they live in nigger infested frozen iceboxes
>>66956008
I actually liked the Tampa Bay team before, never any issues. They whined nonstop during and after game two though, when you see people getting triggered your first instinct is to keep triggering them.
Why do so many of you fuckers hate the Red Wings?
Frick. Filppula, go back to Russia.
>>66956008
RedWings fans hate everyone
They're like Philadelphia fans, giant cunts who enjoy shitting on people and ruining the comfyness of sports because they can't go 15 minuets without chimping out
>rags
>>66956055
After 11 Stanley Cups, you'll accumulate a few rivalries.
>>66956018
This guys got it right
t. Blackhawks fan
Why do so many of you fuckers hate?
>>66956008
Sunbelt teams are subhuman. They produce no talent, have no actual hockey culture, and only have teams to maximize advertising shekels.
Oh, you mean Tranpa specifically? They can't handle the bants.
>>66955463
>stayed in Warren
well there's your problem
>>66956055
Elitist prices relying on muh history
>>66956042
Well Detroit is 82.7% Black, so wild guess?
>>66956042
inb4 2pac pic
>>66956008
Because they're relentlessly whiny and clueless.
>interracial dating ad
OH CANADA
>>66956079
>Tampa fans actually believe this
Literally every team but yours can handle bantz and enjoyed our threads during the season. Hell, we even got a few compliments for the comfiness of our threads.
>>66956079
You should see a Wongs/Hasbs thread, it's patrician as fuck. We discuss fine liquors and literature with each other half the game.
>>66956042
Literally every nigger from New York or Jersey loves the redwings
Every nigger here in Florida loves the redwings
Niggers in Texas somehow not only knew who the red wings were but loved them(I lived there for a year)
Any time you mention a detroit team around a nigger though they profess how much they love them and how they been a fan since the beginning mang!
So take with that what you will, i find them to be the LA Lakers of hockey
>>66956121
topmost kek and lel
nice deduction Sherlock
you know none of them could even pay for a wings game right?
>>66956145
>niggers like hockey
just stop
>>66956145
wow lmao great "evidence"
wrestling belongs in /asp/ but this doesn't? what the fuck
>>66956145
This made me laugh way too much
>>66956121
>>66956124
>these retards think black people in Detroit like hockey
They have apehoop. Find 20 people in the crowd that are black.
>>66956177
>this bait again
>>66956145
>niggers
>into hockey
Nice meme
>>66956101
We can be friends
Hossa has been my my hero for years, even before he moved to my beloved Senators
>>66956145
Is this what a retarded Florida education calls a "source"
>ctrl+f nigger
>37 results
Good thread
>>66956107
>have no actual hockey culture
That why every team worth a damn comes here to practice cuckboy?
>They can't handle the bantz
You guys don't use bantz during games though hardly, you just whine and parrot eachother like you're 3 with terrible jokes
>this Detoilet chemistry
>Bolts playing like it's Game 3 all over again
This doesn't bode well
>>66956079
>He can't handle the bantz
>>66956237
yeah I donno I like some banter but at some point it just devolves into shit flinging which isn't really as much fun desu
>>66956237
That's Florida for ya, if all else fails call em a nigger.
>>66956145
You meme like shit, anon.
1/10
>>66956257
why are you a fan of any american team? go sip some tea and pray to mecca.
>>66956246
Hockey culture means actually being cold enough to have ice.
new >>66956304
>>66956309
Top bantz lad never heard that one before.
>>66955683
how many black people do you know that like hockey?
>499 replies
>17 posters
this shit sucks
http://strawpoll.me/7421662
>>66956141
>bantz
You guys have no idea what that word means it seems
>>66956172
>>66956193
>>66956201
>>66956224
>Tell based off my personal experience
>IT'S NOT TRUE THANKS FOR NOT GIVING A SURVEY, LOL FLORIA EDUCATION! AMIRIGHT?
Never thought I would see the day where I would rather be in a Rays/Redsox thread
>>66956345
well meme'd
>>66956345
My girlfriend is sleeping next to me so technically 18
>>66956255
I think it bodes great!
>>66956397
cry more pls
Bad feeling bolts are gonna score with 3-5 mins left.. Even tho wings have outplayed in this period
>>66956314
>Hockey culture is based on an arbitrary metric that hasn't been relevant for over 80 years
k
>>66956345
>85
>>66956467
>Temperature
>Metric
go back to Canada
WYF
>>66956468
/reddit/ leaking again
what just happened
muh clot-ridden heart
>>66956246
>you just whine and parrot eachother like you're 3 with terrible jokes
>HURR DURR NIGGERS
>SHITHOLE CITY
Same old, tired bait since the first Detroit gamethread ever and every one in between.
>>66956468
go back to tumblr you cuck niggerfaggot
>>66956468
Either IQ < 80 or some cuckshed Sw*de redditor. Nigger
Damn that post
>no penalty shot
Great cross check call after he already shot the puck.. WTF
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED NIGGERS
If Ericsson is on this team next year, man, I just don't fucking know.
All power play goals.. Fuck this refpuck
what a play
announcers so salty
>>66956899
Don't
Stop
Believin'
>Drouin
UGHHHHH
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
TAMPA WINS
>GOING FOR THE CUP
>>66956942
I
Don't
Wanna
Lose Yo Love
Tonight
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i
g
h
t
YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF
>abdelkader fucking up
>>66957114
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Can only score goals on powerplay. Tampa didn't earn this one
>>66957128
Never trust a muslim
>>66957212
>hasn't had a pp goal all series including a 1:30 5 on 3
Detroit destined to only score 2 goals a game. Power play is fucked. Minus goal differential. Trading away Howard would be a mistake. Fuck this.
>>66957340
>Trading away Howard would be a mistake. Fuck this.
Big time since if you hold on to him and there's an expansion draft he'll protect the rest of the roster single handedly
SUCK OUR DICKS YOU PASTY MIDWEST FAGGOTS. CANT WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO BE BTFO THURSDAY.
Detroit was OUT-FUCKING-SKILLED P1, but they came back and looked solid. If anything I'd say Detroit and Tampa are really well matched and I'd be happy to see either one win...though with them taking a day off and going back to Tampa if I had to be honest...Bolts win.
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