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howay
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>>66947567
hmm it would appear the dutch guy isn't making threads anymore
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>City
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hmm? where did the dutch city fan go?
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Please city, dont let Shitcastle claw their way back in
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nth for future Newcastle captain Jamaal Lascelles
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did everyone have a good fap
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>>66947591
brit dude already made one
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THIS PHONE CALL YOU GUYS

O-M-G
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I BELIEVE
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>>66947596
He had to answer the phone
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>>66947608
i had a great fap desu
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>>66947608
no
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half time brain teaser
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COS I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
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one long phonecall this
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>Floparov
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NEWCASTLE IS A QT ANIME CLUB
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>>66947596

Right here

Thinking about stopping supporting this shit club, why can't it ever be easy
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>tiesto down
rip
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>>66947623
>peru is a furry too
you just keep on getting worse
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>>66947632
14
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>>66947632
16
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Who /Limmy/ here?
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>>66947639
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>>66947632
12 desu
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>>66947612
>tfw no more ameobi meme magic
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>>66947632
>"""""teaser"""""
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>>66947632
40221
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ayoze is actually a pile of rubbish
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>they think we won't win this
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>>66947632
coconuts are different
not falling for it
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>>66947669
hahaha what a mong
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>>66947632
16
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>americans don't even have proper slags
feel sorry for them tbqh
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>>66947632
16
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Kill Jester
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>>66947591
>>66947595
>>66947596
>>66947627
>>66947635
>>66947637
Brits don't know shit about football, no wonder your teams are humiliated in the WC, the EC, and the CL.

You think arriving late to a sunday league game, hungover, skipping warm up, putting on the kit full of grease stains from that fish and chips you call breakfast and jogging around the pitch for 30 minutes before you're forced to call for a sub because you're on the verge of vomiting entitles you to an opinion about Manchester City.

But it doesn't, so stick to your sunday league, the second breakfast after the match, the "cheeky banter" with Gaz and Dave "the Ledge" and please don't voice your opinion outside of that pub because it's worthless.
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>>66947666
>>66947669
>>66947673
apple is 10, one kokos is 1 and three bannans is three
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>>66947632
What age is this for?
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sterling to chelsea when
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>>66947692
Haha that got me
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GO LADS!
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>>66947671
sumbdy say mah name???
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>>66947704
First time I've seen this pasta. I like it.
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>>66947690
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>>66947671
pint of milk
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gwan man city
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>not shooting that
LMFAO
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no era penal
based memebemba
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>you now realise that this the first time a thread for a City game that doesn't involve a big team has made it past 300 posts
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>aguero

uncontrollablefallingdown.jpg
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era penal
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>>66947717
Ghost Zombie Fantasy
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AGUERO BTFO
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>no yellow for aguero's diving

FREE VARDY
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close.
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get up faggot
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>not a penultie
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Is Kompany past it lads? I love him but he's been shit this season.
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HEEM
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>praising aguero for diving because he didn't make a meal of it once he got found out
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>>66947704
fresh pasta
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>>66947720
>>66947748
Too much deep-fried heroin
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>>66947704
>the "cheeky banter" with Gaz and Dave "the Ledge"
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Got a half time maccies lads

COME ON THE TOON
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GIES A SMILE EH
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city should sign benteke

imagine the striker pairing of bony and benteke
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>cumpenny
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>>66947690
>we
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>ywn go for a beer with Falconhoof
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>>66947811
Maybe Swansea should, as that is where Bony will be next season.
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>>66947806
What you order?
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>>66947751
you now realise there is no others games and im not watching it but playing xenoblade
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here mate you got a fag mate ive ran oot eh money eh come on gies a fag eh you got twinty pence for the bus like?
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I think we can all agree that Kompany is the most overrated defender in the league right?
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>Play stopped between Shrewsbury and Sheffield United because the linesman's gone for a shit
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>Aguero statpadding against teams 10th or lower

Be scared madrid
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>>66947839
depends who you ask
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>>66947836
>tfw a lad pays you 50p for one of your shite rollies
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Please don't fuck this up City, I don't want another 12 months of LVG.
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>>66947836
fuck off to whatever subreddit that guy is popular on and stop trying to force it here
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>there are """people""" ITT right now that believe in the Kompany meme

After they defeated PSG without him, watch him come back into the team and fuck everything up against Real Madrid.
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WE WUZ ROBBED
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MITRO MITRO MITRO MITRO
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>>66947839
don't understand why they keep mixing it up at the back

kompany is too injury prone to demand a first team place otamendi is better
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>>66947881
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>that dive
>gets a booking
wew laddies
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>>66947839
Koscielny
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>nearly letting Navas score

Newcastle deserve back to back relegation for this alone
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>ayyyyoze
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>>66947892
He's just mangala with better leadership desu
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>Mitrovic is 21 years old
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>>66947827

Big Tasty
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>>66947881
You must be new
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back the slav lads
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WE NEED HIM
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utd u21 champions lalala
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>>66947917
your mum deserves back to back backshots
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here we go lads
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>>66947815
>crumpetknee
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>>66947881
i hope this is bait
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>tfw comfy game threads
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Come on Shitty
Poocastle must be relegated
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imagine next season when city have robben on the right wing and de browner on the left

they will be unstoppable
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>>66947925
young players is almost as bad as when pornstars are younger than me
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>>66947717
Gothic Squad 9000

would watch tbf
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>>66947915
This so much.

Mertesacker is the only reason arse's defence ever performed.
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>>66947960
No ABNs allowed in this thread lad
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>rameme sterling
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>>66947952
arsenal vs palace the other day was the best
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FUCKING WIN CITY I BET MONEY ON YOU
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>>66947632
15
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>>66947952
/toon/ threads are always comfy
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>The City of Manchester City FC
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>>66947941
we fuckin did it la, last minute varela winner and all. this is our year, next up: 4th place. then the fa cup. fuckin brilliant lads.
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NO CARD FOR MANGALA FOR HOLDING MITROVIC BACK?

FUCKING REFBALL
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>>66947952
>stream starts lagging right after I post this
There is a God and he's a cunt
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POO MOON

YOU SAW ME POOIIIING ALONE
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>>66947970
Only a couple of years away from girls being born in 2000 being legal for porn.
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>ABN refs
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>>66947997
Yeah that was nice, don't get why people were getting riled up at my op though
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>>66947931
His audience is literally 14 year olds, it's just kind of weird when he's posted here - basically the same as people posting youtube video game players or people like that
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>>66947760
Curly haired girls are so sexy, especially the Italian ones
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Where will Pellegrini end up after being horribly mistreated by City?

>replacing a solid manager who wins trophies with Pepe Memediola
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haaaa
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>>66947967
yes, signing a 32-y/o with constant injuries and putting a player who's better centrally on the wing will make you unstoppable

go back to playing FIFA you fucking faggot
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REMOVE REF
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Should I watch this game lads honest opinion pls
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AGAIN NO CARD FOR MANGALA

WHAT THE FUCK
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FUCKING DIE YOU FAT FUCK REFS
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FUUUUUUCK MITRO SO CLOSE
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we need shelvey in to score a winner
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>>66948053
Valencia
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>>66948048
YouTube celebs are actually really popular on 4chan for some reason
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>>66948040
stop
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why does mitro never start?
does rafa not want to win?
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>>66948049
Italian women have really hairy arseholes. Or I've been really unlucky with the two that I've fucked.
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>rafa benitez went from real madrid to the championship in one season

is there a more JUST manager?
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> City dropping points

GROUP STAGE CONFIRMED
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>United steal fourth
>City win the CL
>Liverpool win the EL
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townsends been playing r8 good today laddies
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>>66948087
Literally my fetish
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>>66948086
guess he likes using him as an impact sub
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>>66947717
Vampire Solider Outlaw, sounds badass. shame animu is for faggots
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>>66948087
>tfw going to italy for a year next year
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>>66948093
>just meme
hope you boil to death tbhwy
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>>66947844

>Play stopped between Shrewsbury and Sheffield United because the linesman's gone for a shit

wot
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Poocastle are on it now lads. Sissoko goal incoming.
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Fucking finish them off City you utter cunts. No-one wants Newcastle to stay up.
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fucking hell sissoko is wank
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>>66948099
None of those will happen.
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>le slippy fais
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>>66948087
I've only been with one Italian girl and her arsehole was lovely and bald.
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>>66948130
I'd prefer them to Sunderland desu
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>>66948099
>United ending in top 4
>City advancing against Real
>Liverpoo winning EL over Sevilla

Is this the famous english I've heard about?
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>>66948133
THIS DOES NOT SLIP
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>>66947997
This
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I've been hearing about this dutch City bandwagoner but why isn't he in the match thread?
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>slipssoko
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>>66948130

I'd take Newcastle in the prem over Sunderland or Norwich 2bh
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>this keeper
>city not winning
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>aguero """""finishing"""""
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bayern got a refball apparently
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How do you guys live with not being cool? Don't you know you're not living life to the fullest?
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>>66948129
>>66948133
waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
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>>66948166
so?
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>>66948081
He'll start understanding this place after lurking for a bit.
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>>66948130
> No-one wants Newcastle to stay up.
I do if it means fucking Spurs over on the final day
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>destroy Chelsea 0-3 Saturday
>struggle and draw with Poocastle Tuesday
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>>66948158
He went to the stadium la
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>>66948130
>No-one wants Newcastle to stay up.
what we all want is excitement at the top and bottom
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>>66948130
I do, fuck you paddy

Go jerk off to Liverpool's 2004-05 season highlights
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>>66948158
important phone call
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>>66948130
definitely want newcastle to stay up instead of shite like west brom, blunderland and norwich tbqhwy
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i had the weirdest dream last night
i was joyriding around a field in a tractor with robert de niro
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>>66948142
How old was she though AJ?
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>>66948169
I take comfort in the fact that 99% of people are literally shit. Even if I can't be as cool as I would like to be, I'm not as shit as them.
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>>66948199
BEST GET BACK TO THE FARM AND HIDE
HE'S GONNA HAVE MY FUCKING PANTS DOWN
HE DID NOT
HE DID NOT
LOOK HAPPY
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Need a Newcastle win lads

That way United are even more motivated to beat Lester after City losing points
And need Newcastle to survive relegation so they have nothing to play for when Spurs play them on the last day
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>support shit american teams
>support a shit epl team
life is truly suffering
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How much did City spend all together on Sterling and Delph?
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>sterlel
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>>66948166
2 actually.

Werder didn't get a goal and Buyern got a nice dive penulty.
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>>66948093
He was never Real quality anyway, he was only considered because muh Istanbul
The closest he got to winning the league he went full Kevin Keegan and had a public meltdown because he couldn't handle Fergie's mind games
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(you)
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>they paid £49 million for Sterling
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>POOCASTLE
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>>66947632
15 big lad.
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>>66948201
23 (I think)
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>>66948219
~60 mil
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This happened when I was about 30. I was a lust penis and I didn't bring my blaster along because General Pepper told me not to. However, General Scales made a bullshit call and my whole body gets into an uproar while I'm trying to search for the distress signal. Suddenly, I become a dinosaur and pushed and shoved everyone. One douchebag bumped into my shoulder so hard I turned into a giant green penis. General Scales grabbed my hand and said 'On your feet, anonymous, WE ARE PERFORMING THE LUST RITUAL'. I start seeing semen on the ground from these ridiculous dinosaurs bathing in the semen all around me. I look back at the lust penis on the ground getting lost in the crowd, trampled and stepped on. The little green dinosaur balls still active. Within a couple minutes we are scrambling out to the cave and soon I am turning back to normal to get away from all the trouble.

For the next three days this dinosaur semen party is seen all over the news. They are seen playing in it, cleaning their armpits with it, and drinking it. I look at General Scales and ask if I was a lust penis. He says I was.

7 days later, I am sitting on the couch, sulking around because of my unfortunate loss. Nearly dying of boredom, General Scales says 'maybe we can do it again sometime'. I said 'We can try'. I kept hope alive.
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Kompany is playing like Otamendi
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>>66948217
City aren't that bad
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>>66948158
He supports Leicester now
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>>66948231
england will literally never stop falling for the young half black pace merchant meme
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are you kidding me
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>>66948217
just change your support to a winning team
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>>66948219
About 2 refineries and 1 drilling rig.
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>ayy oze on free kicks
why
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>>66948211
Neither are happening
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>>66948249
I'm sure was a Dutch Leicester bandwagoner last year when they were wank

Wonder what happened to him
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BASED CHE
BASED FUCKING CHE
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>>66948260
Sterling is full spade.
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>>66948266
i started watching epl 12+ years ago in asia and i had like newcastle, west ham and brom fake jerseys

all the options were shit in hind-sight, damn you shearer
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>>66948226
He won the league with Valencia.
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That linesman is a fucking moron
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snake for snake
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dat lordosis on Anita
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>>66948302
If Rosicky gets fit will he play at Euros?
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>>66948295
>not supporting west ham

I might switch to them now that new stadium is right outside my door desu
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>>66948302
>buying into le epic liverpool media memes
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>toure
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>Kevin De Bruyne was worth all the money
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\o/
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Conor McGregor has retired. Didn't expect that tbqh
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>>66948310
I think you mean
>dat ass on Anita
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Spurs bandwagonner since 2009/2010 masterrace here

Literal perfect bandwagon choice because at the time Spurs weren't good so you couldn't be labeled a bandwagonner but they had the clear talent to one day be good
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Have a feeling Newcastle will play well and nearly win and then City gets the goal in 90+6
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>>66948315
I am also considering becoming a Hammer. Future looks bright desu
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>>66948334
Who?
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why the hell is man shitty doing so bad this year
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>>66948334
unpopular oppinion: he is a complete copy of tyson fury
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>£49 million
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>>66948334
He's not retiring right now
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>not supporting your father's team since you were born
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>>66948334
Frank Bruno was coming out of retirement until someone gave him some cash

anything can happen
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>>66948349
They are the Chris Bosh of the Premier League.
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>>66948334
no one cares about that shitty autistic meme """sport"""
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>>66948316
Delph is a twat, to be fair. If you're going to leave, don't give some big speech about how there's no loyalty in modern football, only days before moving.
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>that tap by dumdum
good lord
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>>66948226
>He was never Real quality anyway
He was, they just didn't give him time and i doubt anyone there respected him
you think zidane is a better coach than rafa? Ofc not

Zidane has this air of beeing cool and alpha and motivates the players, while rafa looks like a nerd
It's bs psychology and visuals, had nothing to do with being a good coach
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>Yaya Toure was playing
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Wew this is getting boring
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>>66948353
Except Fury actually knows how to fight
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is city even trying?
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>yaya out for dinho
City wins.
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>>66948368
supported newcastle for a couple of years in primary school because my best mate did. then I started supporting liverpool because my dad did. not sure if that's ok but who cares
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>>66948368
>having a father

top cuck
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>>66948382
Sort of does tbf
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>>66948342
That's worse
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>>66948313
probably yeah

he can play for 20 mins in the opening game and get subbed off cuz his leg is gonna hurt
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>>66948371
they havent won multiple titles back to back.

>>66948334
what? he decided he cant get anymore lucky
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Post pic of your gfs lads, I'm bored.
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>>66948394
Completely acceptable.
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>BU RA
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>mfw /trans/epl/ returns in a month
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>>66948412
>
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>>66948412
She's a sweetie.
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>>66948400
It's genius if you don't tell anyone.
You get all the benefits of bandwaggoning without the stigma attached to being a bandwagonner
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>>66948412
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>>66948398
memphis depay what are you doing on /sp/
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>>66948428
but that's a drawing
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>>66948404
Good, good.
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>>66948388
As opposed to the ufc featherweight champion
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>>66948404
Arent u Czechia now?
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>morecambe

fucking hell lads
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>>66948368
So Bjorn, what do you do when your father and your mother's husband support different teams?
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>>66948428

thats not a picture of a real girl
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>not wanting Newcastle relegated because of Jonas
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>>66948430
Hey that's my gf!
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>>66948433
M-Maybe for you she is!
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>>66948412
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>>66948420
>transfer rumours in a Euro year
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>>66948432
crying and shitposting mostly
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get him on raffa
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>>66948334
what team did he play for
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>MFW IF IT STAYS LIKE THIS ARSENAL ARE LITERALLY 4TH

MY SIDES
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>>66948452
hey dont talk about turkey like that
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>>66948436
I guess yeah

we were always czechia, except its official now

>>66948434
hurts me honestly, love him as a player, he could have achieved much more without all that shite
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>>66948452
I actually have a mother's husband, my parents split when I was 7 and they married when I was 17. Her husband supports my team's rivals
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>>66948428
she's cute
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>>66948452

he roots for somalia
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Hart
Zabaleta - Kompany - Mangala - Sagna
Fernando - Fernandinho
Silva - De Bruyne - Nasri
Aguero

Why doesn't pellegrino play this team every week?
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Is Townsend black?
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>>66948466
/brit/
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>>66948412
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>>66948482
dont they have a game in hand?
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>>66948412
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>>66948503
No.
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Manchester City? More like Poopchester City.

LMAO.
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>>66948479
Overcompensating Manlet Park Rangers
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De Bruyne is LITERALLY City's only connection of the defense with the attack.
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time for man city to score.

i dont feel very good about this
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>>66948503
hes croation white
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>townshit
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\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
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>>66948521
lmao nice one mexico
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>>66948490
I heard Fenerbahce - Galatasaray is breddy tense these days
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lmao townsend
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>Townsend trying to be messi
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>>66948412
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>>66947952
we behave ourselves
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>>66948490
>your rival team literally steals your own mother from you
holy shit i thought the whole cuck thing was a silly meme but goddamn it Sweden how do you do it
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someone needs to sit that cunt down and tell him to stop trying to take defenders on
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>>66948087

>been really unlucky

mate
not having her bum hairs tickle the tip of your penis?
you haven't lived
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>>66948548
>>66948543
he might as well tried shooting
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>>66948560
>we
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>>66948382
>you think zidane is a better coach than rafa?
For Madrid he is and that's all that matters. You need a Del Bosque at Madrid, not a manager who's autistic down to every tactical detail.
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>>66948530
pretty bad
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Newcastle pls score
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>>66948498
>Mangala
>every week

He is dodgy as fuck. He should be gone in the summer.

>Aguero
>Nasri
>every week

Both continually break down.
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>>66948512
they'll play city anyway
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>>66948412
>>
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
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gggggggh
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>>66948569
Does that feel good or are you just making that up
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>>66948412
>>
PSG getting cucked by lorient in coupe de france semifinal
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>>66948585

>giant head
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Wijnaldum with dreads was better
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lads we are cheering for newcastle right?
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>>66948556
why are armpits so disgusting lads?
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is townsend the new obertan?
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>>66948609
Always cheer for the least plastic team
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>>66948598

>no match thread for this game even tho you looked during intermission
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Is Andros Townsend Andy Townsend's wife's son?
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>>66948585
My actual gf looks a bit like her.
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>>66948618
they're 3D. 2D armpits are unusually erotic.
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>>66948609
Yes.

Whilst also hoping they get relegated and thousands of fans die in a stadium fire.
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>>66948609
Of course.
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>>66948618
get out
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>>66948609
Yes, even if they win they'll still get relegated, and we'll also get to see City's stacked team lose
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>conceding a draw to Newcastle
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>>66948609
>supporting shitty over anyone
lmao
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>>66948508
dead community senpai
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>le spiky hair black man
Welp, it's over.
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>>66948585
LAVREN
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>>66948638
thats a bit harsh mate
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>>66948618
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>toons about to concede a 90+ minute goal
kill me
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>>66948633
I would really appreciate it if you describe how you fuck her.
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>>66948412
>>66948412
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How come Newcastle don't pass to Mitrovic?
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>>66948661
he holds the camera
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>>66948609
yes the good guys
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>>66948660

>toons

The mighty barcodes
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>>66948666
Not black
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what a shit game
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>>66948654
you rang?
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>>66948664
you wish ginger
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>>66948637
I can see that.
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Bony 90th min goal coming
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>>66948574
I know, Madrid's obscenely expensive spoiled brats won't play 100% for rafa because he's simply not as cool as zizzou.

You cannot deny that rafa is more educated on the topic of being a football coach than zizzou, you just can't.
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>tfw you will never be the FakeTaxi bloke
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>>66948666
He's a beast but the lad can't quite hit the side of a barndoor still. Though he's getting better!
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>>66948677
The Ol' Timey Prisoners
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>>66948697
Zidane's tactics against barca were quality, did you see them?
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>>66948700
>tfw you will never be Mark Rockwell
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>>66948661

disappointingly
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>>66948661
She's a squirter. Literally goes everywhere, its great.
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townsend with a cheeky cross + mitro header in 92 minute

book
it
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FUCKING HELL NEWCASTLE
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>>66948664
If true, grats m8.
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>>66948694
s-stop trying to make me fap
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>>66948718
>I rate Zidane's tactics
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FROM MADRID TO POOCASTLE: THE STORY OF A WAITER
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>>66948700
You know they have a woman now?

So you can literally just get in a cab and fuck that bird
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>drags other player to the ground
>get foul
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>>66948738
nerd
>>
HOW WAS THAT A FOUL?
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>>66948694
Please don't sexualize Yuugumo-chan
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>>66948730

That'd be pretty impressive if he could find Mitro's head from the bench
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>>66948730
>townsend with a cheeky cross

Really cheeky, he got subbed.

>added time multi-ball
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>>66948745
>this obsessed frenchie
Why?
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>>66948723

you means she incontinent
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>>66948697
>You cannot deny that rafa is more educated on the topic of being a football coach than zizzou, you just can't.
Well sure, of course not. I wasn't the original guy you were talking too, my point was Rafa isn't Madrid quality because it takes a different skill set to get the best out of them. Rafa couldn't be further from the right man for the job imo.
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>>66948746
Rebecca Moore is the GOAT mate.
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>>66948746
You know that shit is staged, right?
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THAT FUCKING SAVE

OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>
HART HART HART HART HART HART HART HART HART HART
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>>66947632
16
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>>66948746
>he thinks its real
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F U C K
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>66948723
you means she incontinent
>>
FUCK
>>
Fuuuck
>>
Shame he didn't score
>>
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCKING FUCK

JESUS FUCK

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>I don't rate Joe Hart
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WHYDIDNTYASQUAREIT
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>>66948738
You gotta share the details if you do.
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WE'RE COMING FOR YOU

WE'RE COMING FOR YOUUUU

MANCHESTER CITY

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU
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kek, that grab
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Should've been a red tbqh, this isn't rugby
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Mangala has the grace of an American
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>>66948787
>ht teaser
>posts answer at 89mins
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HART EY BOY
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Based Rolando Aarons.
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\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

come on
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If a goal comes from this free i deserve to shag Nigella Lawson.
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>>66948762
>>66948802
>>66948803
go away
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>city are actually going to choke this

lel
LEL
L E L
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>>66948700
Based Faketaxi man. Love how he always makes the qts rim him.
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\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
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HOWAY LADS
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>>66948802
Ok you've done it.
>>
L.E.L
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>>66948831
I guarantee the game ends with a Townsend blooter.
>>
R O L A N D O
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fix your lumbar anita
>>
Is city shit or is Rafa the true tactical genius?
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>there are still some "people" who chats shit about anime pics posted on a japanese-owned anime imageboard
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colbACK YOU FUCKING SHITTER
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>>66948826

back off bud
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>>66948856
A A R O N S
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TYPICAL CITY SUPPORTERS
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>>66948832

I don't understand why you would watch faketaxi, his big pasty ass takes up 90% of the screen every video
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>>66948860
City haven't cared domestically since Poop was confirmed.
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that blue part on newcastle shirts looks absurd
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eplel football right there
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>>66948865
Surely no one does this, right?
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>Poocastle are better than PSG
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>>66948832
THIS
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>>66948880
moreso about the immersion and role play i guess

CMON LADS
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>>66948880
Yeah he really needs to get more cameras
>>
>>66948895
agreed, totally shit
>>
Does a draw help Newcastle at all or do they realistically need all 3 points?
>>
>>66948895
It's purely because of the sponsor
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>tiote trying to get another card
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>>66948880
You think the kids sucking his dick in this thread actually fap to the women?
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>>66948880
I literally just watch the build-up then skip to the rimming.
>>
>>66948916
they were supposed to get 0 today so anything helps
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>>66948895
what makes you say that, denmark chan?
>>
Need a new Jasmine James scene like air tbqh
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>>66948700
he got Kloe Kane to suck a dick, he's my hero

inb4 people shit on me for finding her hot
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>>66948916

A point could be invaluable
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>>66948916
a draw is good
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>>66948900
Just checking, sugar.
>>
What did Newcastle think would happen when they filled the team with nigs?
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worst fucking game i've seen all season. everybody involved should be thorough ashamed of themselves, apart from dummet because he's playing at his level.
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>>66948916
It helps massively. The performance is excellent.
>>
Mitro to win it
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>>66948916
Honestly a point in a game that everyone expected Newcastle to get raped in is pretty damn good.
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>>66948930
Didn't really rate her until she started doing anal. Not on Rebecca Moore's level yet though
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>>66948941
You clearly didn't watch arse vs palace
>>
FUCK NEWCASTLE

SHIT SMALL TINPOT CLUB

t. Swansea fan
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>>66948941
i'm glad it was boring to be perfectly honest with you family
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>>66948929
looks like they are wearing saggy pants and showing their blue undies
>>
zlatan scored
>>
good showing lads
>>
BIG GROUND
SMALL CLUB
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>>66948930
>>66948964
thought you meant Jasmine Jae, sorry
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R O B B E D
>>
MITROVIC
I
T
R
O
V
I
C
>>
Hey guys just tuned in. Where's Santiago?
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MANCHESTER CITY

WE'RE COMING FOR YOUUU~
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anita has severe anterior pelvic tilt
>>
>POOPCHESTER POOTY
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>>66948968
Swansea fan here also. FUCK NEWCASTLE.

Fucking city, cant they just finish those lucky cunts off?
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>
>>
well that helps out
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>>66948976
scored her?
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Rafa could have saved Newcastle
Its too late now, they're fucked but rafa could have done it
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>POOCASTLE
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>>66948976
Zlatan in the PL is gonna be fun
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>>66948998
fuck off you fucking autistic weeaboo bandwagoner fucking hell kill yourself
>>
Did Dutch Cityfag get an important phone call?

>drawing to Newcastle
>>
>playing Real Madrid in the CL semi-final
>can't even beat FUCKING NEWCASTLE
L O L
>>
>>66945682
>>66945682
>>66945682
OFFICIALLY BACK IN 4TH PLACE AGAIN THREAD GET IN HERE AND LAUGH
>>
Man Utd U21 just won the title btw
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>the shitty of scatchester shitty
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>Toonami
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>>66949001
me too. i bought a foam roller but im too lazy to learn how to fix it.

one day
>>
AGAINST A TEAM OF QUALITY
CREDIBLE POINT

MADRID ON SUICIDE WATCH WATCHING THAT SHOWER OF SHIIIIIIITE
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>>66949021
Why did they wait so long to bring him in?
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>>66948976
Name?
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>>66948998
>season 2 never
;_;
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g-guys? where's the dutch shitty bandwagoner? is he okay??
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Can Newcastle do it, lads?
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>>66949046
everyone was having too much fun laughing at mclarens hair
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NEWCASTLE ARE DOWN
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>>66949035
No.
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>>66949048
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
>>
RONALDO-SAN IS QUAKING IN HIS BOOTS
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>>66945682
new
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>>66949052
Only because there's not enough novel to adapt.
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>>66949046
Their managing director is severely incompetent and took too long to sack schteve 'hair island' mcclaren
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>>66949030
rude
>>
>>66949021

No worry lads We will get 3 vs Palace and Villa, Norwich is slumping and Sunderlands next 3 is Arsenal Southampton and Chelsea. We can do it
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>>66949087
I heard there's new shit
>>
>>66949067
>>66949111
>>66949021

Newcastle will stay up.

They'll scrape a point vs Liverpool who will be focusing on Europa meme trophy

They'll beat both Villa and Norwich

Then they will cause an upset on the last day of the season with a last minute equaliser to deny Spurs the title, relegate sunderland and keep them up
>>
What is the Newcastle equivalent of the Wigan Wiggle? That's what's happening.
>>
>>66949007
You seem upset friend. Maybe you should cheer up by finding a nice sheep to shag?
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>>66949160
post bet slip mate
>>
>It's a Manchester City throws away the CL spot episode

Great episode desu senpai
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>>66949007
>oh you
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>citeh beat psg
>draws with toons
Is this matchfixing?
Epl confirmed for goat league yet again
>>
>>66949160
>Then they will cause an upset on the last day of the season with a last minute equaliser to deny Spurs the title, relegate sunderland and keep them up
can't figure this one out desu. spurs are masters of misery and embarrassment but those are newcastle's main two qualities too. confusing tbph
>>
>tfw newcastle will never ever go down
>>
>>66949007
>It's a trying to be relevant by creating a rivalry where one doesn't exist because you're club is such a meme post

Villa have you beat on that one faggot. Enjoy your blue ticks.
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