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Who /Bloomington 952 Street Niggas/ here???
/651/
shit thread tho to be fair
>>66932739
Fuck off, Eagan
952 NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!
Time to get this shitshow started, m8s.
>>66932755
I-I don't live in Eagan, I swear
>>66932854
Duluth is a nasty, run-down shithole. Kys
651 checking in
>>66932885
Duluth is okay, I go to school here but it's way too blue collar for my tastes
Who /Dallas/ here?
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Spotlight brought to you by Chikan Express, coming up next!
Is Parise or Vanek playing?
>>66932988
Nope, neither.
>>66932988
lol no
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66932998
I don't need a pic of your bf chubbs
SHARP SCORES!!!
1-0 STARS!
wild fan reporting in.
my mouth is filled to the brim with semen. parts of my brain are no longer fully functional because of the amount of time i have spent deprived of oxygen due to my nasal cavity being flooded with semen and my mouth and throat being blocked up fully with cocks. poutine, you say, canada? that's cool, but me personally? i like to eat kaka from the toilet. i reach my baby sized hands into the toilet and grab a nice helping of the brown stuff from in there. that's good to me, i like to eat it. i put a straw into the toilet and drink up the peepee water and sometimes just the plain toilet water. despite ceaselessly sucking cock and constantly being rammed in my gaping, brown, hairy asshole with cock i am actually somehow a virgin. i wear a fedora and i have aids too. my dense neckbeard is littered with cheeto crumbs and sticky from the constant flow of semen and mountain dew which pours from my limp bottom lip into it; the bugs that live in my neckbeard eat this and get big and strong, and then they kick my ass and they rape me too, which i like.
If the Stars keep up this pace, they'll win 120-0.
>>66932940
Exiled in Vegas, but used to live in Far North Dallas. Pretty comfy for an exurb.
>Mild in charge of stopping anything
This series is fucking over. Just stop it
Crowd is very quiet. Guess that's to be expected though, Minnesota just isn't a powerful hockey state like Texas is.
>>66932715
55438 checking in.
>>66933224
Sad!
Wild jersey thrown on ice when
SHARP SCORES HIS SECOND!
2-0 STARS!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>state of hockey
Lads this is rape.
Hey Chicago, thanks for this guy!
S H A R P
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Welp..
Did I see wrong or does Dubnyk have a picture of the feels guy on the back of his helmet
""""""""""""""State of Hockey""""""""""""""""" on pooicide watch
>Mild
This is a sweep, right?
>>66933387
Of course it is.
>>66933363
That's what it looked like to me
>>66933387
Sweep is coming.
Haha you stupid faggots won't even get to the point where Chicago can rape you this year.
>>66933387
Should honesty just mercy rule the Mild right now. Stars just bullying at this point desu.
Another commisota playoff exit.
Stop my penis can only be so erect
>>66933363
Apparently it's his son
His son will become feels guy at this rate
>>66933424
>424%
hahahaaha mild lmao
>>66933424
But Chicago won't make the second round
it's not even halfway through the first. It's still anybody's game
>>66933435
>TFW your dad commits sudoku with his goalie stick
Texan arrogance > Minnesota Nice
feel bad for their fans desu
No homo, but you're probably a fag if you wouldn't suck Patrick Sharp's cock.
>>66933455
I'm sorry, but did the Wild already lose?
>state
>of
>hockey
>>66933516
Somehow I'm not sure that's how faggotry works, anon.
>>66933512
It's not even fun anymore it's just embarrassing
>mfw minnesota peaked as a second round sweep
>just now tune in
>2-0
>this is a """""""state of hockey"'""'''''''' playoffs
>>66933572
This series v dallas is just a shame. Really not even entertaining me.
Good, I wanted to just watch porn anyways
>>66933660
You don't get off on rape?
Fucking weirdo.
>3 shots, 2 goals
>audience is too busy killing themselves to cheer or book
>state of hockey
Hats when?
So Torchetti scratched Jaret Stoll for an AHL 3rd liner that only fights. He put Granlund on the wing after he played all season at center.
It like he doesn't want an NHL job
Who /waiting4capsperiod2/ here
"this game's been clogged up like a sasquatch"
-Razor
>mild
>the state of hockey
>getting cucked by the franchise that stole your original team
why do they even try?
>>66933757
Why is he so perfect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2N1Cn2apP0
>>66933776
It doesn't look like they are desu
t. Wild fan
>>66933814
His way with words is simply magical.
>people in Minnesota are so poor that they can't even afford to buy and wear mild jerseys
>>66933867
For real, the crowd looks whatever animal the wild logo is shit a rainbow.
>>66933867
>>66933937
They're all refugees from Somalia, they don't have much money.
Will we see a sweep lads?
POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER
Jesus christ kill yourselves Minnesota.
>>66934009
Sick Microsoft sound recorder effects.
>>66934040
It's like being at a fucking college or WHL game. How can they play that at the NHL level with a serious face.
PORTER
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>finnish goal tending
>>66934116
>No matter who scores or wins there will memes
Everyone wins with this match desu
Dayuuummm that was sick
Stars status: KEK'D
>>66933964
They are white though...
They're actually trying this period.
Most dangerous lead
>>66934051
I heard the Dawson's Creel song during a goal review at Dallas. Please
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
>>66934880
Go get LazyMan m8. I'm watching in 60 FPS on VLC 720p.
GOOOOALLLLLL niggas
anyone here?
Welp.
>dullass
>most dangerous lead
>yfw dallASS blows their series lead
Inb4 all the shitposters from the filthy game get here
STARS STATUS: SEND HELP
KEKS
Is there another thread or something? Where are all the posts?
>halfway through the game
>6 sog
Meme team confirmed
>>66934983
Man that game got sad to watch fast. The premise was funny but those players had their spirit destroyed.
Haulla at ya boi
>>66935000
not very many dallas or wild fans on 4chan i guess. id think the texas anons would be here in force.
>>66935000
checked
>>66935044
>not many wild fans on 4chan
that's weird you'd think pedosota would be reppin
>>66934983
just got here from that meme game,
what's the scoop here, how have the stars and the mild been playing
>>66933143
I miss Sharp, hope you guys like him as much as we did....
We may be bad but at least we aren't philly
>>66935089
We do, he's provided some timely goals. Now if the Stars as a whole can stop letting off the gas when they go up by 2+ goals.
>>66933344
That's how we roll, we win a cup, can't pay everyone and have to ship off talent.
>>66933454
Hawks fan and I can attest to this. This team just isn't as good as last years.
>>66935072
Sharp scored 2 goals in the first 5 minutes. Slowly began looking less pathetic, scored in the last minute. Have been outplaying them in the second but Finns not named haula can't finish.
>Granlund
JUST
>>66935127
>granbust
Send him back to yurosoft league
>>66935105
You guys are really dangerous, tough team to be a, I think you'd beat the caps in 6. P.S. If we can't get past Shit Louis, take em out for us will ya ;).
>>66935171
*beat
>>66935171
We'll be happy to, though we'd rather face the Hawks. Defense-oriented teams such as the Wild and the Blues give the Stars extra trouble.
last year wild looked great and stars were in the dumpster... what the fuck happened
who are we rooting for in this series? it'd be cool to see wild upset dallas but i dont really have anything against dallas either.
>>66935198
Heh, not many teams actually would want us in the playoffs, but I would definitely give you guys the edge.
>>66935212
Stars
>>66935201
Well the milds top goal scorers are out and lost like every game for the last 3 weeks.
>>66935212
Stars, wild fans are obnoxious as hell.
>>66935212
>>66935165
>>66935127
>they fell for the granlund is good meme
>>66935236
The only obnoxious wild fan left on 4chan is chubs but I guess he is autistic enough to take a lions share
>>66935201
Smart free-agency signings by Dallas
And the Wild have nothing like Benn or Seguin
>>66935236
Why? Because we're more knowledgeable? Cuz we actually know whats going on? Pic related a High School hockey game in MN
wild could take a chance on the billion dollar buyer after this showing
>>66935309
No it has nothing to do with that, I'm happy you guys are knowledgeable, it's the fact you guys usually talk mega trash when you're team is only decent, not great. You guys aren't the bloos so there's that. And yeah a lot of hawks fans are obnoxious too, winning attracts riff raff,
>>66935275
He usually steps it up in the playoffs
>>66935294
>What is Zach Parise
Roussel is the goon we deserve.
>>66935352
>go to a Chiraq thread
>all the Reddithawks fans are tripfags looking for attention
Congratulations, you're New England Patriots tier now and that's not a compliment
>>66935361
>what is a 40 goal scorer
You're right, Parise has a great all-around game; I was just thinking from a pure goal-scoring standpoint
>>66935383
b-but....I hate everything about Boston!
LET EM PLAY, REF. JUST A COUPLA LADS HAVIN A SCRAP.
suter going deep af
>interfering on your own goalie
>Dallass
choke CHOKE
>FINNISH
>FUCKING
>GOALTENDING
TOP LEl
SKARRRRRRRRRRRR
jeeze if i was a goalie, i would have tried to stop them from scoring that point
>>66935460
>7 teams
>no playoffs.
Burning my Stars jersey I bought last week.
Mestizos BTFO
>gives dallas the lead
announcers are memeing it
>>66935479
>1 post
>all the mexican asspain
>>66935361
a better question is
>where is zach parise
>>66935229
>>66935236
yeah i think dallas has the best chance at beating chicago when they win their series. im going to root for a good 7 game series with dallas winning.
>>66935479
>implying I expected them in after last year's fluke
Just gotta hold out until 2019
>>66935460
>>66935479
top kek. it never gets old.
OUR
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>>66935521
Honestly, as a hawks fan, if they get past the bloos and that's a big if with how they're playing, I honestly see the stars winning in 6, that team is loaded from top to bottom. When their offense is on point, they're almost unstoppable.
>>66935565
you're still forgetting that they have a goalie tandem of Lehtonen and Niemi and a still exploitable d-unit. It wouldn't take much to wear them down like the Hawks and Blues are trying to do to each other. Neither the Stars or Wild could handle the pressure that's coming out of the Hawks and Blues series.
>>66935610
That's entirely true as well, the Stars defense is only decent from what I've seen them play, but if the winner of hawks and blues is too worn out from the series, they might not be able to take them on, because i see the series going to 7 games. And lately crow has been giving up bad goals, Elliot though is playing like the real deal.
>stors
Lel
>farmersonly.com
what a ripoff, they'll just match you with your sister anyway
Feeling sorry yet, assholes?!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=036_1461021722
>Stars
Top
Lel.
these teams are gay lol
>Dallass
>dall
>ass
HAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST
>tfw 2-0 really is the most dangerous lead
Thought this was just a meme tbqh.
GET MEMED ON DULL ASS
w..we're still winning the series r..right guys?
BINLAAANNNNDDDD :DDDD
What a fucking choke
inb4 dallas ties it up in the waning seconds and wins it in OT
>>66932761
apple valley here :)
>THE STATE OF LITTLE MEXICO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66936491
>the state of little somali
i'd rather be known as the state of little mexico.
I can't fucking believe Dallas only has 12 shots on goal. Is this even the same team from the first two games?
How does jordie feel about his brother being better in every facet of the game?
>>66936542
No this is Dallas seeing actual defense, they should still win the series but have no shot vs the blues
>>66936573
>the blues
series is close m8
hawks gonna tie it up tomorrow
STARS COLLAPSING HARD
TOP LEL
SCAAAARRRRRRR
Uh oh.
>>66936637
>>66936639
lmao i love sports
really hoping we win in the shoot out tonight
lmao what
Wild have been playing great but kek
>stars
>>66936573
>Forgetting Dallas is the top scoring offense in the NHL
>In the best division in the NHL
>>66936663
great b8 m8
>>66936657
MEMED ON = YOU
>>66936663
fuck off wild fag trying to prove a point
>>66936351
oh it is. especially when you get it really early.
also, when is dallas going to realize benn can only score so many goals?
>>66936669
I think you're forgetting the literal brick wall that is bloos defense
Does dubnyk ever not cry at the refs after getting beat?
thanks for the free timeout
PEDOS BTFO
>Jaret Stoll was scratched for the guy that just punched a puck into his own net
CHECK IS IN THE MAIL, REFS
Sceviour gets the goal after the challenge.
4-3 MIN.
>>66936351
fuck, i need one of these pics without the scarf.
>>66936742
new to /hoc/, can someone explain this to me?
Who /MikeModano/ here?
>>66936736
Only when it's painfully obvious. Kinda annoying desu
>>66936772
right here lad
>>66936772
Yo.
>>66936787
that's gotta suck, i remember Ott being like that
>>66936771
Minnesota is filled with pedos, what's to get?
>>66936771
minnesota is the pedophile capital of north america.
So that's two fluke goals in two games.
Somewhere Blair Walsh is smiling
>>66936898
>>66936909
source?
>>66936898
>>66936909
who the fuck started this meme?
>Stars leading
>shitposting abounds
>Wild takes lead
>quiet
>sudden uptick in Minnesota is le pedos meme
Cool thread
>>66936940
that claim isnt based on any factual statistics, its just a meme
>>66936940
>>66936970
Who gives a shit, the fact that you have a high population of potential terrorists IS a fact
>>66936949
Always happens m8
>wild losing
LEEEL STATE OF H0CKEY
>wild winning
STATE OF PED0S
it's 4chin what do you expect
>>66936970
Except it's not a meme.
>>66936993
And you have more Mexicans than Mexico but nobody is spewing that now are they
>>66937023
im pretty sure catholics aren't allowed to watch hockey
>>66936993
how would you measure "potential" terrorists? ask people if theyre considering or interested in blowing up a mall?
OH MY FUCK
DULLLLLLAAAAAASSSSSSSSAA
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEl
>>66937000
nice triples
lol gg
>dullass
most dangerous lead
>>66937033
hownew.ru
>no sweep
Shaking my head to be honest family
>>66937023
>OY VEY those evil priests and pastors
Probably 6 articles for one case that was a decade ago
>>66937023
Same goes for Boston
Or Philly
Or any city with catholics in it
frig off wild
>>66937076
Philthy might be the only sweep this round lyl
Didn't Dallas have a timeout or did they use it already?
>But muh insurmountable 2-0 lead this game
>>66937076
looking like it will be a 6 game sweep
>>66937023
it's almost like you can google (person) pedophile and get a fuck ton of results
shocking
>all this pedosota damage control
>>66937023
Why are all those links clicked?
>mavs win
>stars lose
bizzaro world
>>66937128
You used Canada...and Canada is a country, not a state, you stupid fucking boy-fondling Catholic hick. Never reply to me or my countrymen again.
>>66937154
>Mavs squeak by
>Stars get raped
What a world.
>>66936970
>he's never heard of Jordan Minnesota
the whole town was a child sex slavery ring
That was something
>>66937169
better?
>>66937142
>spout memes,
>get btfo
>d-damage control
Lel
>>66937209
All of those fucking links are about people stopping pedophiles you goddamn amphibian.
>>66932715
Bloomington a shit
Edina a best
>>66937275
>Cake Eaters
>>66937257
well if your area has a lot of pedophiles (like Alberta) you might have some people trying to stop them.
Moron.
>>66936993
I hate that you're right
Fuck Mark Dayton
>>66937023
>>66937291
Compare that to this one.
They're about massive pedophile rings or people with a lot of authority as pedophiles. Clearly, Alberta is curbing its small problem while Minnesota's is out of control.
Face it: Minnesota is the bukkake-boy-orgy capital of the US.
>>66937275
Based Hornets
>>66937290
Anders Lee
>>66937290
Plebs like you would think we eat cake
We all about that croque-en-bouche
>>66937334
All the Minnesota ones are about the same two cases though...
>>66937399
>Frenchies
Absolutely disgusting.
>>66937414
Watch carefully.
This is Alberta
>>66937443
Normandale a shit, Creek Valley a best>>66937399
>>66937414
Pretty sure he's confusing MN with Boston? Also none of ours have actually been proven. It's probly just hipsters attacking the Church for no reason.
>>66937414
This is Minnesota
More than twice as many pedophiles.
>>66937501
Because it was more newsworthy when it happened there? Or more newspapers cover Minnesota becuase it's GDP is 5 times that of Alberta with a roughly equal population?
>>66937566
>we have more pedophiles because muh GDP
Now THIS is damage control
>>66937585
I'm pretty sure someone sauced it and Minnesota had the least amount of sex offenders of all 50 states.
I get le Chubbs meme but fuck off
>>66937501
>>66937477
>>66937023
>ywn spend time screen capping google results to try and prove a meme on a Mongolian Dune Rune car washing forum
>>66937585
>more news sources cover more stories
>Canadian education
>>66937585
>>66937585
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canadian-websites-called-a-pedophile-haven-1.242390
Jordan, Minnesota is a town with three streets, four churches, a championship high school football team—and an atmosphere heavy with fear. It is a town where people shun old friends, where mothers forbid their children to enter the homes of neighbors, where parents have stopped taking their kids to baby-sitters, because they don't know whom to trust. Jordan is a town that buzzes with a cacophony of charges and countercharges, talk of sex rings and witch-hunts, and rumors of acts so dark, so vile, that they are merely hinted at. It is a place where the fear is so pervasive and so deep that some parents admit sadly that they are afraid to show affection for their own children lest they themselves come under suspicion of unspeakable acts.
Jordan was not always like this. Until a year ago, it was, so far as anyone knew, a typical Midwestern village, a "good Christian community" of 2,900 people. Founded by German immigrants in the 1850s as a farming town, it evolved into a bedroom community of Minneapolis, which lies 35 miles away; yet it still seemed rural, a safe haven from the crime and the social upheaval of urban America. But then, on Sept. 26, 1983, Christine Brown, 25, complained to the Jordan police that a neighbor had molested her teenage daughter. During police questioning, the daughter named other children who had allegedly been molested, and those children named other adults as their abusers. Arrest followed arrest as the scandal spread. By June, 24 grownups and one juvenile in the Jordan area had been charged with sexually abusing more than 30 local children who ranged from two months to 17 years of age. Among those arrested were a local policeman, a deputy sheriff and, ironically, Christine Brown, the mother whose complaint had sparked the investigation. "I was dumbfounded," said Alvin Erickson, Jordan's police chief since 1966. "The thing just kept growing and growing. We never anticipated having anything like this on our hands."
>>66937643
Lol, sounds like the Children of the Corn South Park episode
>>66937643
Cool now do Boston
>>66933224
5 to 3 cowboy
>>66937643
Sounds like that English pedo ring recently expect with white people instead of Arabs.
As if I needed another reason not to trust white people.
>>66937643
>1983
>>66933224
I'm pretty sure this is bait but...
Did you watch the last 2 periods? Do you realize your team used to belong to us? Do you realize we produce the most NHL players of any state?
>>66937737
Its a long running problem
>>66937746
Wew lad you weren't old enough to call them >us when they left Bloomington. Why do you argue with fanny flustered memers?
Well boys the last time a team I liked made the playoffs was the Indians in 2007, I haven't experienced a playoff loss since then and this hurts. I'm drinking. Why is being a sports fan so hard?
