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Patriots Day Edition!
Too early for baseball edition.
>>66922541
me on the left
too early for this shit
>>66922541
Morning baseball worst baseball.
Unless it is 1 AM. In during Manny Ortez.
can't wait for buttholez to pay tribute to the marathon victims by getting bombed
hey guys sorry I'm still at work but I'm turning the game on
>>66922593
Rude desu
>young starting
>>66922594
I'll text you the homefield flyover.
>>66922612
Want to get lunch later?
>girls
>watching baseball
>on tv
Lol someone's not getting a date to prom
Someone hook up a stream for the working class!
>>66922641
500% billion nuggets.
also fris
http://pix11.com/2016/04/17/mcdonalds-testing-out-all-you-can-eat-french-fries/
>>66922656
Those kids are rich as fuck. They'll be getting that teenage vag no matter if those suburban sluts see it or not.
>tulo got a hit
>>66922541
Jake the Snake
JUST
Is remy sick?
omfg
That hair flip :3
God bless the common wealth!
>Baseball at 8 in the morning
Whos idea was this?
>>66922794
Even The Good Lord himself hates morning baseball.
>>66922794
go away west coast scum
>SUX GETTING LIL LOOPED
>>66922794
>being this new
Great, another cold bats episode
Daily reminder that the blue Jay's have scored more than 5 runs once this season
when will the Blue Jays meme end
don't they understand respectable people have work on a Monday morning
>Iortiz has had to run 34 miles in his entire MLB career
Top lel
>>66922885
Their pitching will die with their playoff hopes
>Guerim Austin
I want one those
That's not Gary.
>>66922755
Yeah i think don got him sick, hopefully they will both be back soon
>>66922918
Got bad news bub
>speedy pitching knuckleballer one day
>slowest nigger on the planet the next
fuck you too farrell
>>66922924
Don't tell him. Let his dream live on.
>>66922941
david ortiz isn't playing this game desu
could clay please stop letting boys get on base
DP city pop. Jays
>>66922994
What the hell is with him? One season he's great the next he sucks, the next season he's great , then he sucks again
>le solo gidp man
Coffee and baseball feels good lads
>>66922924
>Wheres don at?
>WHERE THE FUCK IS DON?
is tuliwitzki a meme player?
>>66923015
I'm a firm believer in night baseball with beer. Especially here in Nova Scotia where we are an hour ahead and I can pass out blissfully after a joint and a few beers waiting for the game to end
>>66923010
pitches shitty > figures it out and gets better > gets injured > comes back messed up and is shitty again
repeat forever
>>66923022
He had to take a medical leave to San Diego. Don't worry my child, he'll be back soon. ;_;
>>66923045
Night baseball with beer is great. Coffee and baseball is rare but nice.
Blue jays offense is simply atrocious this season
>>66923063
I hate how all blue jays home games on Saturdays and Sundays are 1 PM starts.
>>66923072
>this season
>13 games
>tfw got jenny dells instagram and been receiving provacative photos
why did shaw give up
if Chris young is so good at hitting lefties why does he have only one hit
>>66923116
middlebrooks pls go
>Was going to spend all Patriots day doing class work so I can get all these fucking papers and projects out of the way
>Get driven to watch the game anyways and put everything off.
Fuck me I cant wait for the semester to be over
You know Jays fans I gotta say, since most of the online streams are the Jays commentary your two commentators are prolly my second favorite. They are just so laid back and smooth
Ayy lmao it's KP again
8th is gr8
>>66923228
Traitor your second favorite should be San Diego desu
>>66923228
I agree. A lot of jays fans don't like them but they are the perfect amount of Homer and pretty chill.
>>66923228
>>66923245
Breathy horse laughs and little loopers for everybody.
>>66923244
>he doesn't appreciate a discussion about hands
>>66923228
Buck is an acquired taste but the lil loopers and strong hands will carry you along through the game no matter the score
hey I can't go to the game but could someone get me a Mookie bobble head please
>>66923245
My only problem is that they never have much to say that's very insightful.
>>66923263
>not appreciating Don
NESN shill please go
Has Bucky allowed a base runner every inning now wtf
>>66923245
Why dont they like them? Is it too "boring" for them?
>>66923277
True. But not many announcers really do.
Buck is a happy guy, reminds me of Jack Armstrong in the NBA polite and courteous but still gives no fucks about changing his style in changing times.
>you will never be ethiopian
;_;
>Marathon winners are all Ethiopian
I dont think ill ever understand why that specific country is so good at running
>>66923307
At least Shulman is gone for now
>>66923321
Good running bodies. Nice and slim.
>>66923228
I hope Buck isn't going senile, he says the most obvious and wistful things sometimes that make you just go "that's fuckin nice buck, also the sky is blue". Pat doesn't even back him up, just let's it hang there awkwardly
but yes they are incredibly based. seems like such a small market for their talents though
>>66923321
Because ( like in all of east Africa) everybody runs everywhere. Wanna visit your neighbour? Well her farm is 20 miles away and if you wanna be home before the sun goes down you better run there and home son.
How many more innings till the Buckholz collapse?
Why do people hate Tulo again?
Koji/salty love story was the best part of 2013 desu with you joe
>>66923376
Dont worry, we'll keep bouncing into double plays
>>66923377
Because he's making 22 million dollars to hit .130
>>66923376
next inning would be nice
Anons who think that Pat and Buck aren't insightful, can you give examples of more insightful announcers? I find that they typically explain the tactics involved more than others
>>66923398
He has zero errors this season. He finished that last inning pretty much by himself.
>>66923414
Who gives a shit, this is an offense driven game. Theres a reason John Macdonald was never a starter
>>66923404
Don and Jerry desu
>>66923377
Cold bat, seems autistic, gets angry at teammates all the time. Should have seen the face he made at pillar after they collided in September
>wake up
>12:30
>bottom of the sixth
FUCKING MORNING GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66923432
American League, the post
>mfw I just realized only 3 people died during the bombston marathon
I thought it was like an actual disaster
>>66923432
Lmao him and Hudson were swinging toothpicks
So glad the Jays have real players now
>>66923432
If it was Reyes instead of tulo out there it'd be 5-0 by now. I don't care if he hits shit if his defense stays this elite. Same with Martin. The rest of the guys need to carry the load
>>66923455
Theres no position player in baseball, AL or NL, who could keep a job batting .130
Nice catch by Sandoval
>>66923459
Quite a couple of people got their legs blown off or were injured in some way. The real gruesome death was the little kid Richard Martin.
But nah, it was really just a "disaster" because it was a national event that no one predicted would be attacked, that's why everyone freaked out.
>>66923485
His average will go upm8
>>66923485
>Tunohitski
>Troy Mendoza
>>66923484
And thats why you're a moron. We arent gonna win 70 games this year if the offense is like this all year
>>66923492
Which is really weird how the US government has been surveillance-heavy for years but couldn't stop two chucklefucks.
>>66923459
I think it was 8 people wasnt it? And everyone present for it is scarred for life physically and psychologically.
>4 double plays
Reminder that Josh Donaldson's dad is an actual rapist and the AL East is the Orioles division and your teams just play in it
>>66923485
good thing no one gets fired for batting .130 in the first 13 games of the season by retarded casual armchair managers
>>66923511
If you're gonna blame the lack of offense all on tulo and martin then you're a bigger moron than I could possibly ever be.
Right now Bautista is a rally killer and error machine in the field and nobody says shit.
There are already two Boston Marathon bombing movies in development
>>66923459
I'm surprised as well. People from Boston are so fat and slow they drown in syrup
>>66922541
Is that bubble boy?
>Its a Red Sox ground out to the infield three times episode
>>66923529
Tulo has been hitting ~.200 since he was traded here, its not 13 games. I hope he picks it up more than anyone, obviously his defense is awesome but to suggest he's playing well or even passable is pretty laughable
>>66923556
It's Maggie's brother
>>66923584
She's a sad turtle.
>>66923436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w
>tfw don't trust that Butthole won't collapse
has all the fixings for it
>>66923549
Whoa
It was 1919 tho, people couldn't have been that fat
So boys whats gonna be Johns "questionable managerial decision" this game?
>>66923613
Pitching Tazawa in a 1 run game
>>66923613
not fucking starting Holt who kills lefties
>>66923613
>he thinks that reverse jinxes work
HAPP
A
P
P
>>66923543
i swear they'll make a movie about any stupid fucking shit that happens in boston
>>66923626
That was my idea actually
>>66923613
>believing the Jays will win somehow
>2016
>>66923613
Keeping Chris young in the game when Holt and Ortiz are on the bench
Clay Buchholz is one ugly mother fucker.
Best Canadian cigarettes?
>>66923682
belmont hybrids
>>66923669
Last time the Sox shut out a team was the Orielols last year in September and that was a work of god.
>>66923682
>smoking
>in 2016
Trudeau isn't going to be happy about this...
>>66923676
you mean Confederate deserter Clayton Buchholz?
>>66923700
3 a day can't kill me right
MADMAN
Snakebit
JACKIE BRADLEY
BASED
A
S
E
D
>YOUNG IS SO FUCKING SHIT THAT JBJ HAS TO SAVE HIM
is Toronto's season already over?
JBJBJBJ
>>66923747
Hello stinkees
Martin got another hit oho~
Knocking out buttholz
>>66923613
Heres your answer I guess
>>66923747
It always is
>>66923769
Sorry i was pissing, what did he do?
there are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night.
>BUTTHOLEZ PITCHED A GOOD GAME
TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW TRADE HIM NOW
>>66923779
>argos
Shouldn't be there
>>66923780
Just took out Buchholz after a 2 out single, and its Tazawa
wow Clsy is not an ace anymore but an artist. That start was just pure art.
in before tazawa gives up a 2 run dinger
>>66923802
Clay the greasy da vinci
>>66923802
a real rembrandt
>>66923797
I just rolled my eyes so hard they almost popped out of my skull. Where is the REEEEEEEE man when you need him
At least our inevitable 16-23 start will allow me to get cheaper tickets
>the top finish at the marathon was like an hour and a half
I literally don't understand how thats humanly possible.
26.2 Miles in an hour and a half seems inhuman
>>66923841
ETHIOPIANS
>Mookie Betts favorite movie is Shrek
I see he's a memer off the field
can we stop the "taz is bad against the Jays" meme? He's done nothing but dominate them this season so far. He was only shit last year after being overworked because the sox had no pen.
Who /KOJI/ here?
>its a starter plays a nearly flawless game but still loses because cold bats episode
>>66923867
it wasnt just last year
Taz has always fucking sucked against them
but hes good this year so idk
>>66923849
Not surprising since Betts grew up in a swamp.
>>66923867
Its not a meme when his career ERA is around 8 against the Jays. But he has been good so far, ill give you that. Our bats are ice cold right now
>>66923841
PEDs
>>66923893
Professional Ethiopian Distance
>all this defense
Now just hit the ball
I refuse to believe two of the hottest offenses in the game can end a game 1-0, one team is about to collapse hard
Cmon steve! CMON!!!
I thought we were going to just give two games back to the Jays after hitting their memeballer around by using our own memeballer and Mettholz but somehow Buttholz didn't get fucking rocked today, i dont understand
>>66923682
Dumaurier distinct (blue)
coming from a guy that smoked based marlies his entire life
KP donger incoming
KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI
>>66923933
>Big-Kim is going to blow it again
pls no
>Koji not pitching in the 9th
John please.
>>66923933
Well John has been refusing to start holt in favor of the lefty killer young
>>66923940
Like the reds better
KOJI
O
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>>66923937
STEVE
>Smoak
Oh look, free strikeouts
>RUTLEDGE
WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT?
>>66923949
Brah we got two closers
>>66923969
My only regret about trading BORT is not being able to use this on a daily basis anymore
lol
Stupid Derek Jeter shit
>buttledge
JOHN STARTING RUTNOOB INSTEAD OF TRAVIS SHAAAAAAAAAW
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
strikeout inbound
>>66924005
>get cancer
>have an affair
Johns wild ride
Good take smokie
k-koji?
the collapse is real
Kojis fucking pissed
I still blame you John
omg Koji plz
Cheeky slash play by Saunders here
BUNT BATTLE
WHO /SMALLBALL/ HERE?
>>66924005
Shaws on first
>>66923994
or this
VAZQUEZ
ARE YOU SERIOUS
That'll play
>>66924048
>>66924049
Damn you guys are ahead.
>trashquez
PILAR
BASED PILLAR
WE TIE NOW
god
FUCKING
DAMN IT ALL
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Koji pls
wtf they're stressing Koji out
>Josh "strike out" Donaldson
happening
let's get happ a fucking W
>Koji with the walk
>Rutledge with the bad throw
>Vasquez with the passed ball
Red Sox why?
>that slide
Jose Dp #4?
>Bautista grounds into a 4th DP
ill shit
????!
>ERROR BY THE THIRD BASEMAN, A MINOR LEAGUER
>ERROR BY CATCHER
>HIT THE PITCHER
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>>66924102
we can only hope now....
Omg this is the worst patriots day ever
Intentional to get DP Bautista to the plate
>The PR, American and Jap have a mound session
What do you think they are talking about?
>le solo strikeout man
happening
>this Koji choke
It's too early for him that must be it r-right
if Donaldson is so bad why is he on the cover of MLB the show? Did the video game cover curse strike him?
>>66924123
Did you hear about the one where we walk into a bar?
>>66924140
Hes hitting .313, he's far and away our best player right now
>>66924136
It didn't fucking help that Rutledge started this shit with that terrible fucking error and then Vazqez let a pitch go by.
>Its a get two strikes and then walk him episode
>>66924140
But he isn't bad.
>>66924123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzX_K9pX3X0
>le solo walk man gives way to le solo strike out man
>le solo walk man followed by le solo strike out man followed by le solo pop up man
KOJI SHOOK
why are they trying to ruin clays piece of art
poor Koji he's so sad
>>66924193
And he only gave up 1 run in an inning with some shitty errors
God fucking uck
SAVE US BASED CRAIG
can you guys stop bullying Koji pls.
Make fun of our other pitchers all you want but he is pure
If dp I choke down some tide
KOJI SUPRISE!
>>66924214
fuck off nip
>Kimbrel
Grand slam
>>66924220
Fuck off chink
>>66924218
EE pop up to short, Tulo Ks again w/ 2 out RISP
I know my team
Poor Koji. I hope everything is okay at home
>le solo pop out man
EE pls
I showed up just in time to watch the 8th
>tfw life is good to love the jays again
tfw now I have to read every chicken shit knee jerk reporter in Boston saying Koji is done in this town
I fucking hate Boston media
>>66924228
EE *will* trot the parrot for his 10th El Grande Salmai.
EE pls
Bretty gud game
>le solo strikeout man
I guess Tulo will pop up then
>Rutledge
Kill yourself my man.
THE VULTURE'S ON THE MOUND.
BTFO BLUE GAYZ
>>66924262
happening
>>66924251
the inning wasnt even his fault if Rutledge isnt a retard and Vaz stops that pitch
>Le cossack inning ender
I'm out.
>>66924251
Koji is done in this town desu
I don't like this Kimbrel guy ;-; would rather face wade Davis tbqh
Tulo is used to grounding into double plays, I wonder if he's worried about breaking from the norm
Oh my god
JUST
>2 strikes
TIME TO THROW THREE STRAIGHT BALLS
>getting btfo on marathon monday
fucks sake
>>66924251
>Tfw the same Boston media that says bucholtz is good and that Kimbrel should be forgiven for his fuck up on opening day
Just fucking strike out and end the inning already
YES
HAHA
OH WOW
Holy fuck...
this game guys....
TULO DIDN'T STRIKE OUT
JUST
FUCK
>>66924304
spooky
un-fucking believable
Whose fault is this, I demand to know whose fault this is
AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU RETARD
KYS KIMBREL
KIMBREL OUT FOR BLOOD
Ya
If Koji sucks then Kimbrel will too
>getting BTFO on marathon monday
Miss me yet?
>>66924328
Farrel of course. Ruined clays Guernica
This plate discipline hnnnngh
>almost hitting a batter twice
top kek, Russell "sing at everything" Martin
LITERALLY ME IN THE PIC
>le reach back for a little somthin' extra man
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
THROW A FUCKING STRIKE
Kimbrel is a mental midget, he shouldn't be a closer
Kimbrel can't handle the pressure cooker of marathon monday
>russell i cant stop swinging martin
>>66924353
Sup Dave?
>>66924353
WAKE ME UP
>>66924344
you should have posted a pic of eric gagne desu
>>66922541
What is that on his hat? Dirt?
Is Kimbrel an NL babby?
RUTLEDGE
YOU STARTED THIS
WITH YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING POP UP THROW
WHY WAS ORTIZ BENCHED AND HOLT BENCHED AND THIS FUCKING MINOR LEAGUER PLAYING
JOHN
THIS
IS
ON
YOU
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THREE
STRAIGHT
BALLS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it's a Kimbrel blows the game and still gets his dick sucked by the media episode
Someone needs to tell Kimbrel that his super epic edgy warmup looks retarded, ESPECIALLY if he's getting btfo
Fuck it, hit a grand slam Martin, I have you on my fantasy anyway
>>66924382
Y...you forgot your angry pepe...
>Martin
Relax, sox fans, the end is near
>>66924344
i will remember u
will u remember me
RUSSEL RUSSEL RUSSEL
>>66924378
Yes
O
M
G
lmao
>Kimblel
KIMBREL
GO
FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66924353
Craig is fucking trash.
Thanks Dave.
Fuck me I called it too, i called this collapse why am i always right. Why do we have fucking John as our manager why is Kimbril considered good?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why did we sign this guy instead of papelbon
>Martin getting a hit
FUCKING MIRACLES
Daniel Bard 2.0
when will the red sox quit falling for the national league closer meme??
>bombston
Martin is back baby!
Feeling like a million bucks
>they think the jays won't blow this
>>66924449
Who's this semon demon
holy fuck we're getting blown the fuck out
fuck off rutledge, fuck off kimbrel
>>66924366
underrated post (it's mine)
>>66924457
That's my mom you pervert!
>missing this for work
fuck your patriots and fuck bombston
>>66924461
>Toronto leading Boston 4-1 late in the game
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>Young and Rutledge due up
PUT IN HOLT FOR FUCKS SAKE JOHN DO SOMETHING
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GET THE TWITTER ACCOUNTS UP. TIME TO MEME ON LE UNBIASED BOSTON SPORTS MEDIA
>>66924452
Let them think
>>66924457
some bike chick, but there's nothing else on her out there
>>66924473
>firesale
THAT'S OUR WORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OMG PLEASE TAKE YOUNG AND BUTTLEDGE OUT OF THE GAME JOHN PLEASE ANSWER THE DUGOUT IPAD IVE BEEN CALLING ALL INNING FERRARI PLEASE NOTIFY JOHN AND GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Just another classic Jays-Sox game. No rivalry here, nope. Just two respectable teams being respectfully competitive.
>>66924470
>Young and Rutledge due up
I DID MY TIME
AND I WANT OUT
FIVE (5) CLOSERS
Shit. I just got home from work. Who fucked up?
>>66924477
checked, thnx pham
>>66924490
>>66924496
Young mashes LHP you fucking no-nothing casuals
>>66924495
more like respectfully shit
>these teams
>in charge of fucking anything
>>66924511
JOHN PLEASE HE MIGHT HAVE DONE THAT ONE TIME BUT HE SUCKS
>>66924511
>no-nothing
>>66924511
Fucking finally.
>>66924468
Ahhhh why did you say that?!?!
literally
LITERALLY
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME FOR A SECOND
SO THE RED SOX ARE IN WIN-NOW MODE TO BEGIN THE SEASON
AND THEY DESPERATELY NEED TO GET OFF TO A GOOD START
SO JOHN DECIDE
JOHN
FUCKING
DECIDES
1. TO SIT HOLT YESTERDAY IN FAVOR OF CHRIS YOUNG AGAINST A RIGHTY
2. TO SIT HOLT TODAY IN FAVOR OF CHRIS YOUNG
3. TO SIT ORTIZ TODAY IN FAVOR OF JOSH FUCKING RUTLEDGE
JOSH RUTLEDGE
A SHITTY MINOR LEAGUE 3BMAN
ARE YO FUCKING JOKING JOHN
AND THEN, TAZ GOES OUT IN THE 7TH TO THROW 1 (ONE) OUT
AND THEN DOESN'T COME BACK OUT TO THE EIGHT?
BUT AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND THAT ONE BECAUSE KOJI IS OUR 8TH INNING GUY.
KOJI DID NOT LOOK RIGHT TODAY, BUT VAZQUEZ AND RUTLEDGE FUCKING FAILED HIM
KIMBREL
A FUCKING CLOSER
CANT THROW FUCKING STRIKES TO SAVE HIS LIFE
I LITERALLY
CANNOT
FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING TEAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Goggles pls
>tfw John never plays Holt again after Young finally got a hit
TIME FOR SQUINTS
HAHA TIME TO START DRINKING AT 11 IN THE MORNING.
THANKS RED SOX ITS NOT LIKE I WANTED TO BE PRODUCTIVE OR ANYTHING TODAY.
>>66924544
Seriously though.
WHY
WHY
WHY IS RUTLEDGE STILL IN THE GAME
PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER PUT IN ORTIZ YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED MANAGER
Who fucking /reeeeee/ here?
>>66924576
Nice Starbucks mug
>strike out looking
Fuck off Farrell, put Holt in
be nice to your manager, this is a persons life
>>66924535
its ok, our players on the Bruins that year were actually good
these Sox players are shit at batting outside of Large Father (not playing today), Mookie, X, and Daniel Nava (not on the team)
and JBJ when he wants to meme
>>66924576
>Baileys and Kahlua
At least put amaretto in your coffee, christ
>>66924591
This
>>66924579
Becaus papi gets fucking wrecked by Lefties.
>>66924586
Thanks. I got it last time I was in Maine visiting family. It holds a metric shitload.
I gotta take a poop someone watch my chocolate milk pls
>>66924602
SHUT UP YOU LITERAL FUCKING RETARD
>PAPI GET WRECKED BY LEFTIES
I DONT KNOW HOW TO EVEN RESPOND TO YOU
HES FUCKING BETTER THAN JOSH FUCKING RUTLEDGE
>>66924597
I don't have any on hand, and the whiskey I have would doesn't go well with coffee. I need to restock my bar, I've been slacking.
Where is the Ferrari?
>>66924602
I collect them. Need to still get Boston
WHY DID HE LET BUTTLEDGE HIT
>>66924583
Not me senpai :-)
PILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLARRRRRRRRRRR
fucking kevin pillar god damn it
Fucking superman
>>66924612
>hard liqour with baseball
BASED PILAR
>>66924615
I gots the ultra rare pikes place og starbuck cup;)
U jelly?
>the guy operating the ball-strike counter
>>66924583
>city of Boston imploding internally and exploding externally at the same time
>le speedy jew strikes again
I would let Pillar take me up the butt
I hope they let cecil bat
Reminder holt hasn't played in two games now
>>66924610
He bats .250 vs lefties, like 290 vs righties.
>>66924615
Oh I didn't realize they were a thing. I live in San Diego, so it's hard to get Boston merchandise out here.
>>66924630
You clearly are not a red sox fan. When we blow a lead, we move to jameson.
>>66924656
I still don't get this, he's so fucking good.
>>66924656
FARRELL YOU BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF RIGHT NOW AND TELL ME THE REASONING FOR THIS
>Methholz actually pitches well for once in his life outside of the meme no-hitter
>bats die
>bullpen implodes
>Don still has a cold
At least Don would have some light hearted banter to help with the feels
>>66922541
>Baseball
kek
>>66924633
Pretty jelly. Wanna trade? What have you been looking for?
>>66924691
You are gay
>>66924665
say hi to don for me
>>66924691
Fuck off Argentina
>>66924691
ur gay
>>66924665
Dude seriously shut the fuck up.
How you could actually want Rutledge in in that situation instead of Ortiz is fucking mind-boggling.
Literally, even then, put fucking Holt in, who kills lefties.
And .250 against lefties is not getting wrecked you dumbshit.
>Noe in the 9th
Fuck off John. Literally.
>>66924672
He's still recovering from cancer, bro. Chill.
that replay will make a great webm
>>66924691
> Uruguay
What is it like living in a 3rd world shitty nation?
>>66924691
Boooooo
>Cecil batting
Since when does the pitcher bat at all in an AL game? Is this NL rules the 9th inning edition?
>>66924675
>Don still has a cold
senpai...
>>66924672
>Farrell
>ever getting his shit unfucked
How many guys would have to go down in order for Mookie to play 2nd again? Pedroia and Holt?
>>66924696
I have tickets for Tuesday and Wednesday's games of the Pirates @ Padres, right behind home. I hope I get to hear some of him.
>>66924716
Sadly no, because Colabottle just DP'ed again
hi guys just got in did i miss the wally wave? lol
>>66924716
When the DH moves to a position (Bautista DH to RF), the pitcher takes the substituted spot in the order (Carrera).
>>66924675
>Don still has a cold
>>66924716
>not watching game
wtf he's batting??? yeah right!
>>66924703
Oh I agree that Rutledge is not the answer there, but Papi is not INSTANT WIN like people think he is. We don't even have a fair litmus of how he's hitting vs lefties this year. He is 40 now.
>>66924745
I did not know about that rule. Neat.
>>66924751
>>66924741
Yeah I never saw that DH-RF rule in effect before that'd be interesting if Cecil did get to bat
>>66924675
What was the reasoning behing getting rid of Don?
>too comfy for normies
>you will never share a breathy laugh with buck and pat
>>66924691
>muh Falklands
SIGN THAT GUY TO A FIELDING COTRACT RIGHT NOW. WHAT A CATCH
>>66924771
Some in-house dispute at NESN. Least that's what my uncle said.
>>66924704
what if he was the cancer all along
>>66924763
He's still a greater chance of success than fucking Rutledge. And he's been hitting great to begin the year, so for the time being why not ride his hotstreak?
>Alex Speier @alexspeier 16s17 seconds ago
>Uehara is tied for major league lead w/8 games...but usage not unprecedented. He's had stretches of 8+ games in 15 days in each season w/Sox
>use your 41 year old closer the most in the majors
>surprised when the team behind him shits the bed, and he has to go long in the inning, that he begins to fall apart
god fucking damn it all.
>>66924716
>Average Blue Jays fan not understanding baseball
>>66924704
No one really recovers from cancer. If the patient takes chemo it guarantees secondary cancer later on caused by the treatment, if they survive first round
>>66924771
some shit fake jewish reason like "our broadcast is getting stagnant", which was retarded since everyone loved Don and there's nothing wrong with having a classic, recognizeable announcer. at least that's what they told us
jokes on NESN they have to watch this team while don gets to go slay pussy in SD
>>66924784
>takes off mask
>it's Bobby Valentine
>>66924771
>>66924779
>Some in-house dispute at NESN. Least that's what my uncle said.
That's what I heard as well.
>>66924824
Yeah definitely a Jew move desu
>>66924819
NO.
>>66924815
It's too hot to slay puss right now. This 95 degree santa ana bullshit is killing me. This leather recliner was a terrible investment.
Ellen to pinch hit in the 9th
>>66924805
>tfw I hated this meme
>tfw I have become the meme
FML
>Storen
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
>The Red Sox will forever be shit since the PR department is too cucked to fire Le cancer survivor manager
>Canadian announcers cannot properly identify a V-22 osprey
Can't believe John faked cancer so he wouldn't get fired. That's low
>>66924842
They're not paying Luvello a gorillion to sit on the bench forever
at least I hope they're not
>>66924836
At least you have learned to accept it unlike 90% of Blue Jays fans desu.
>Patriots day
>not during the patriots season
>no mention of the pats
They should move this holiday to at least the fall tbqh
>>66924835
I second this motion
>>66924852
Im still mad at you guys for taking Butterfield
>>66924845
Our country doesn't have a love affair with bloodsport
>>66924835
This ain't slowpitch softball brah.
>>66924850
And yet somehow we won like 70% of games while John was gone with cancer. AND YET SOMEHOW THIS DIDNT TEACH US ANYTHING.
>>66924845
They are both American by birth...
>>66924856
It's the day when we cucked the Britbongs desu.
>>66924835
>>66924858
>implying Farrell would do something to benefit the team
>>66924835
>batting with no shoes
Dat 2nd pitch to dusty damn that movement cool Storen bro
I didn't notice how meme this windup was
him almost stopping halfway through the motion is fucking my shit up
way better meme than kimbrel's retarded vulture stance desu
>>66924856
Its to commemorate the boston baked beans disaster. But if they called it bean day everyone would think they were retahded
>tfw stream dies
For the best?
>>66924860
>Le agressive baserunning 3rd base coach
>Good
Take him back
Haven't seen Boston get BTFO this bad since...
>>66924877
I love Trudeau
>>66924858
Why is she toting a Mosin? No Russians allowed on the Red Sox.
>>66924815
they were upset about the shit ratings and looked for reasons other than the team being dogshit
>162 game season
>still need playoffs to decide the best team
Why?
That was a good pitch Storen shake it off m8
>>66924856
>Lexington and Concord
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriots%27_Day
It's probably the 2nd or 3rd most American Holiday in the US behind the 4th of July and Thanksgiving.
The Blue Jays are a shitty team and Storen is going to blow this game. If he doesn't, I will send pics of my little bro in his nighttime diapers to all his friends.
>>66924860
>send fucking everyone
>get praised for being aggressive
he's ok
>>66924890
Hes almost cartoonishly the opposite of Harper, its awesome
>>66924877
Adorable!
>>66924895
Because "Clutch" is a real thing in sports, although the yuros dont believe in it.
Tfw storen ruins chemistry on my ootp team because he is not the closer
>>66924902
Sounds like you really hate your bro, bruh
>>66924895
The best part is one of the playoffs is just a one-game series
>162 game season
>everything rides on literally one game
>>66924876
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES HE STAND AT A RIGHT ANGLE
AYYY PEDIE PIE BASED MANLET
>>66924923
No he's a great brother. I'm just willing to bet on family because I hate the Blue Jays that much.
>>66924895
Money?
>>66924903
>sending Ortiz with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th against the Royals before he even gets halfway to third
Never forget that one in particular.
BASED FUCKING SHAW
COME ON
PLEASE
LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN LOVULLO WHEN
COMEBACK
>tfw we can't even honor those injured or those who died for the Ameican Revolution or the Bombing because we have an awful baseball team that cannot handle an ounce of pressure.
Just bring me back to 2013 fampai
Ohboyherewego.jpg
X
[ ] GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
[x] NOT GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
[x] GONNA GET OWNED BY THE JAYS AGAIN
Shaw hitting the ball off his shoe tops, gotta start pitching him up in the zone
>>66924882
nah, you're thinking of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919
"Ortiz is grabbing a bat"
>tfw phone
Wow Storen wow
LETS FUCKING GO
COME
ON
BOYS
BASED
SHAW
BASED MANLET BASE RUNNING
If Large Father hits a HR here I'm going to cum all over my desk
#bostonrigged
walk him just to troll the fans.
omfg
>inb4 walk off
Neutral fan here
I'd really like some extra innings so I can keep procrastinating on this project pls
There's an Arsenal fan at Fenway. That's bad luck.
should walk him for the keks
>>66924992
Walk off bust t b h
>>66924984
I'd say do it just because it's fucking hilarious but you'd put Hanley in scoring position and when Hanley memes and loses his helmet he can't be stopped
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>66924984
pls do this
Papi pls dinger
tbqh I don't get why they're not walking Papi
in b4 Big Pop-up
OH WOW sox fighting tooth and nail bot9th/2out
who /scared/ here
>trading Ben revere for a random unreliable bullpen arm
>>66925025
Gb2bed Aniki.
WEW
E
W
COOL STOREN BRO
big poopie
>big poopy
lel
gg jays nice series split glad we could all have fun
>Farrell being top retard constantly
>Rutledge
Louvullo fucking when
>that weak ass 3rd strike call
top kek, get fucked David Roidtiz big poopy ass nigga
Trade ortiz fire farrelll reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I wish I was dead
Fucking Storen, jesus christ
Good game, good series sox bros
boston """""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" aka tourists booing that strike
Well my brother is about to have his reputation ruined. Ortiz, you could have saved him but ya didn't.
GG
Ya that was strike 3, shame Papi didn't swing.
GG Jays, I can live with a split series.
KIMBREL, RUTLEDGE
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOHN
I LEGIT HOPE YOU GET CANCER AGAIN
Koji, I love you and you've been great, but you're too old. This is what happens when you're used too much.
gg Jays
Farrell deserves to get castrated by Ellen tbqh with you Joe
YES
gg red sox, hopefully the craptors can win now
Big Sloppy goes down looking again
>>66925080
give us the details next game, dont care if its fake, come up with something entertaining
well gamed
>THAT "STRIKE"
THANK GOD I FOUND THAT BOTTLE OF HIGHLAND PARK
>500 posts for a morning game
We did it bros
>that distinct lack of american shitbantz
gg Jaysfags nice meme series
time for a fucking comfy patriots day nap
>>66925098
>Boston complaining about the strike zone
The umps have been sucking Price and Vasquez' cocks all series
>>66925095
What details?
>>66925091
nope, we're going to choke together
Fun game boys
>>66925119
Cry more you bagged milk drinking gay boy
>>66925119
No, what was that game vs the o's where fucking everything as low as the shin and as high as the nipple was a strike, on either team.
That was just one bad call, the rest were fine. There was one that Kimbrel got that was pretty fuckin high they called a strike, it was fairly consistent all game, just that last strike was bad.
>>66925131
Thank god the Celts don't play till tomorrow, I don't know if I could handle two losses in a day.
Gonna be battling you guys all season can't w8
great game Blow Gays fans. Really great 4 game serious Jeurys Familia.
Who going /back to bed/ here
>>66925149
blow me you tea party going, clam chowder swallowing masshole prick
>>66925169
You say any of those like they're bad things.
>>66925157
>just that last strike was bad
Did you not see the pitch track faggot?
>>66925184
I'm a little drunk, I didn't catch it. It just looked outside. If the box said otherwise, aight, but it looked like shit.
>>66925108
generally the threads have been pretty comfy other than Saturday night which is what I care about more than how many posts there are
gamethreads are typically pretty shit on /sp/ nowadays if they're populated, with people spamming about how much one city is dogshit and the other is great and 1000 posts of ump/refball/puck over every single call with no regard for the actual game
soxcasuals died the last two years and aggressive jaysposting seems to have gone away too so these are fun games senpai
>>66925169
thats a good thing retard
>>66925180
>>66925221
Only renards from Boston would think mixing clams and milk is a good thing
>>66925232
Your mom likes mixing my milk (cum) with her clam (vagina)
>>66925257
run along now your mothers cooking curry
>>66925257
I love me some New England tears, so salty
>>66925201
This. The OH SHIT 2013 WE DEM BOIIIIIIISS has died down, the lifers are still around.
Lord knows I've seen enough choking in 32 years to not be that upset over a bad call.
>>66925350
You're a renard
>>66925350
ebin meme xD
Tommorow boston will still be a world class city and toronto will be a shit hole
