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clips4lyfe is a faggot and needs to fuck off edition
games starting
first for no good clippers
1st for clips win by at least 20
lillard
xth for cp3 literally pooping on lillard
3rd for clips choke
>>66916811
delete your post please I called 1st 1st it's just my internet is slow so your post showed up 1st but I'm confident that my first is the real first.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtus53ZUAWz8nMUsBSQ85hQ/live
Any of yall seen a good pair of clippers?
we the best
dame about to go off
clippers are a meme
>tfw talking to other girls but they will never be the girl who left you :(
FUCK CHRIS PAUL
>>66916839
At this point, you just enjoy the pain
Get ready for a god tier game from the greatest coach's son in the leauge.
I hope clips choke
>>66916842
no good clippers
>>66916855
At least you're talking to girls. I haven't had an actual conversation with a girl beyond "what's the homework" since my freshman year of high school and I'm 19 now.
>>66916869
rivers won a game for us vs the rockets pretty much by himself last year in the playoffs...
he legit is a decent player he has a really nice crossover he just needs to finish better
>>66916855
>talking to girls
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66916871
>>66916892
dumb frogposters
>>66916875
Hi anon. How are ya? Today's your lucky day. I'm a gurl XD *rawr*
DAMN
It's gettin real up in this bitch
Holy shit did anyone see that 8 pass play be Cleveland
>>66916855
Fuck off to reddit
CHRIS PAUL IS DA BEST LEADER IN THE NBA ERNIE
seriously outside of billiard mcgullum and handsome myers leonard can anyone even name a trail blazer???
>>66916887
>won a game for us
>for us
>us
>us
Do the Clippers have the best intro in the NBA?
>>66916921
based Crabbe
>>66916921
of course, Lamarcus Aldridge....oh wait
>>66916921
the rest of the players have interesting names
al-farouq and harkless sound cool
>Kevin Mchale commentating
Kek, that's great
>>66916790
PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD DONT BELIEVE
>>66916857
Is this legal?
>>66916921
Adolf
DUDE LOBS LMAO
>AIRBALL
what a joke
>>66916940
>yfw the new broadcast team for Warriors/Rockets is Mark Jackson and Kevin McHale
GET HACKED FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>air balling a free throw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIDNT EVEN TOUCH THE BACKBOARD HAHAHAHAHA
Holy fuck these literally who's on Portland.
>airballing a free throw
inb4 jokes about deandre's airball he's still a beast player ireguardless of free throw issues
>>66916943
he can't escape his destiny
>Jordan
>in charge of making free throws
jordan is just trolling, he's gotta be at this point
who /ben maller/ here
>>66916943
believe what? that your shit team won't win more than 4 games this series???
>missing the fucking backboard
he's doing it on purpose at this point
FUCK JJ Reddick
>>66916979
He's trying to catch Drummond's 33% FT rate
If you don't hit anything at all do you get to shoot it again?
He should really just throw it off the rim for each second shot and hope Blake gets the rebound. It would be a way higher percentage play
>mfw CJ cucks Rivers just like he did in college
get wrekt laker jrs
just wanna put it out there reddick;s tattoo really bothers me...
>>66916970
nice blazers
Fuck yea, Clippers.
>this refball
Jordan should've been called for 3 in the key.
damn Griffin fucked up Lillard
Charge
>needing refball to beat the blazers
kek warriors gonna rape this team in 4 games
blake just destroyed lilliard and plumplee
lol at all those trade rumors earlier in the year he's a top 5 player why would we ever trade him???
refs holding out for LAC
GOT EM HAHAAA
All the good streams just died. Taking this as a sign from kami-sama that this game will be a waste of my time. Have fun anons
Who is the Portland version of Drake?
I'm gay for Blake.
Fuckin monster.
FUCK portlandia. Trailfloppers!
>cp3
>Blake no charge
>Blake no reach in
refball starting early i see
>>66917084
The Fred Armstien
If the Clippers don't make it to the finals I will literally tattoo the words "Choke Paul" on my arm, post a picture of it and never return to this thread again. I am this confident that we will win the ship this year. There is absolutely NO WAY we can lose with so many weapons on the team.
Screencap this post because I am dead fucking serious.
Last two digits are percentage chance for a Clippers five game sweep
>>66917108
blazers confirm winning it
what the FUCK is this thing?
>>66917084
You probably haven't heard of him, he's pretty underground
>>66917112
JJ Reddit is on the Clippers so....
>>66917112
>J.J Reddick
>J.J Reddit
Clippers easily
>>66917108
80%
A'll take it bruh
All these streams dying killing the post count
>>66917112
Neither really, Clippers are most like /tv/ Warriors are /reddit/ Blazers are probably like /g/
>>66917105
it was nice knowing you
>>66917085
hmmm Mexican clippers fan. Have to add this new character to the scrolls. Feel free to shitpost in /nba/ to add to your lore
>>66917119
>he doesn't know about the capybara
>>66917112
>le ebin lobs
>le can't shoot free throw big guy
>le jj reddit
clips bruh
>>66917135
it's on tnt how poor is everyone???
I pay 2200 a month for rent and I still can afford cable....
>>66917105
Clippers face the Warriors in the 2nd round. We clips fans will once again be following our team tradition of the 2nd round playoffs exit.
>>66917147
I'm on vacation. I'm from Long Beach.
>>66917119
Nice pupper
It's JJ Redick you fucking faggots, get it right. Respect a top 3 shooter in the league.
>>66917112
>>66917155
>>66917159
>I pay 2200 a month
but why
Plumlee is a lot worse than I thought
>>66917171
Gay Gay Red Dick
Anyone else used to think al farook ba a mante and luc rasha aminu was the same person???
>>66917178
Rent costs more when there's always a chance your weight might break through the floor
>>66917171
Wring name is its Gayfag Reddit
>>66917196
kek
R E F B A L L
>>66917180
His younger brother is a fuckin monster right now in college ball, but he's not going to the NBA.
the closest game today was a 1 seed vs a 8th seed
So far no one on the blazers has stopped blake/deandre from getting whatever they want inside...
>>66917196
my sides
>>66917180
this
Imagine how good Blazers will be when their starting center isn't Mason fucking Plumlee
>>66917186
Mummies alive!
>>66917196
BTFO
>>66917196
lmao
>>66917224
>So far no one has stopped you from eating
>>66917224
So far no one at restaurants has stopped you from getting whatever food you want inside your face
Who's /ready for Pacers Raptors tomorrow/ here?
DJ a beast
damn
between blake's play earlier and deandre's block just now the blazers must have zero confidence
>>66917265
them turning the ball over in the stupidest ways possible also isn't helping
today we are all blazers
>>66917249
I don't know if my heart could take another home L
lol what I say??
I know it's just the 1st quarter of the 1st game but let's be honest here this series is over
Are you faggots getting fucking mad yet?
We are winning the ship and there is not a damn thing you can do about it except tell food4lyfe he's a fatass. What a tub of lard lmao.
>getting beat on a jumpball by a guy that's nearly a foot shorter than you
how do you stream NBA games in HD? Do streams like django still exist?
>>66917287
ayy bruh, stop posting pics of my girl..
>>66917249
can't wait for the raptors to choke again
is everyone wanting to see the Cloppers lose because clips4lyfe is a faggot
Is Queen the most garbage band of all time?
>ryan reynolds will never walk your dogs
>>66917302
get past the 2nd round first
>>66917305
It's called not being so poor that you can't afford to pay 120 dollars a month to at&t for cable
>4 games
>3 blowouts
explain yourselves apehoopers
>>66917196
top wew
Just think bros... we could be watching Sunday Night Football right now
>>66917312
We all want teams who have tripfag followers to lose
>>66917312
right here
>>66916985
Blazers are so far under the cap its ridiculous and you're all maxed out full of flopping faggot cry-babbies yet here we are, 4 v 5. This says a lot about your shit management and the homos that follow this team.
>>66917322
the
>everyone isn't as privileged as me lol pleb
meme
>>66917266
>Cabo
>Cancun
Ebig shitpost
>>66917302
As much as I love my Clippers, they aren't going to beat the Warriors in the 2nd round senpai.
>LILLARD
wew lad
>>66917322
this dumb retarded faggot tripfit doesnt even know what django is most likely. kill yourself
>Bully Ball
>>66917323
The better teams are actually winning what's the surprise?
>>66917323
Should just have each division winner plus a wild card for the playoffs.
>Clippers will never be anything more than #2 even when the Lakers suck
>Tfw you're so depressed that your entire happiness depends on a basketball team and how they do in the playoffs.
Anyone else know this feel
>>66917338
CONGRATS ON YOUR CAP SPACE
LOL
I'll take a championship over "capspace" any day bruh
I haven't been on /sp/ in like 4 years.
The last time I was active here there weren't any flags and americans and europeans just shitposted each other with semen jokes.
>>66917363
>I'll take a championship
you're gonna be waiting a long time buddy
>>66917360
Here man
>tfw happy after my team wins
>tfw goes away in like 5 hours
>tfw depressed again
>>66917363
>Clippers
>championship
o i am laffin
>>66917363
>I'll take a championship
you've never took shit
>>66917363
>I'll take a champiomship
kek your team doesn't have shit but selfies banners
>>66917378
couldn't relate more
>>66917360
I can't even rely on my basketball team for happiness, since they are awful and didn't make the playoffs.
>>66917374
that was 80% austrailians, both sides
>>66917363
I'd take capspace over a guaranteed second round exit
>>66917363
>clips
>championship
pick one
>>66917378
So much this
We love to banter with each other's teams, but we all hurt just the same ;_;
>>66917196
Meh
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>both teams start hacking
>1st quarter
wew lad this is gonna be a long series
>worstern conference """""""""""basketball"""""""""""
O/U 40% deandre ft %?
I'm thinking he goes 9/20 this game if this foul game keeps up
>>66917412
4 games is a short series imo...
Your life relies on either Andre Drummond or DeAndre Jordan hitting a FT
Who do you choose
>>66917363
you're barely beating a team of cast offs and need refball to do it lmao championship
>>66917426
287 is a lot of lbs imo...
>be professional basketball player
>can't score more than half your free throws
>>66917363
lakers will win another one before the meme team clippers
>hacking for the next four quarters
>game doesnt end until 2am
>>66917432
Can I take it?
>>66917450
It could take the Lakers 50 years to win another title and they'd still win one before the Clippers.
DEANDRE MAKIN BOTH FREE THROWS HE A GOD
>>66917452
that's why I'm watching in bed with some snacks
Who /lakers rooting for blazers/ here?
Fuck the clips
>>66917452
at that rate I'll need to stop watching the game and start getting ready for work
>>66917450
>will win several while the clops remain irrelevant
fixit4u
>>66917419
Please don't imply that the Eastern Conference is somehow better basketball than the West. ECF is such a joke.
>>66917452
>goes into overtime
>final score is 50-49
>>66917487
go watch the Blowjays
damn what kind of dress/top is that sideline reporter wearing looks like leather or snake print, highly inapropreate imo...
>>66917432
DeAndre.
Drummond had the worst free throw percentage in nba history this season.
I haven't taken a free throw since I was 12 but I'd rather take the shot myself desu
anyone not named joakim noah uglier than this iteration of blake griffin in the nba?
Who east coast here? Watching meme game till 2 am cause no life.
>>66917503
>>66917503
DONT YOU DARE BAD MOUTH JAIMIE MAGGIO..FUCK OFF YOU FAT FUCK.
FUCK THE CLIPPERS
#LAKERNATION
anyone got stream?
>>66917508
her tits are depressingly small
>>66917508
>2am
The Spurs game started at 2am here
>>66917491
Besides 2013 and 2015 ECF has been the best playoff series since at least 2011
>>66917544
they are fake too
she got tiny implants what a dumb fucking bitch
>>66916948
yes
Who /Trump/ here
which one of these two has a better chance of beating the warriors
>>66917565
>implants
Canada in charge of knowing how a bra works
>>66917559
why are you even watching?
imo sleep>basketball
>>66917565
sauce
WHOEVER SPOILED 'THE WITCH' FOR ME LAST NIGHT, FUCK YOU
FAGGOT
>>66917564
How the fuck were the 2011 or 2014 ECFs good? Just Lebron and the Heat beating up regular season bullies.
The only good ECFs in recent memory were the 2012 Heat Celtics and the 2013 Heat Pacers
>>66917559
you're a fucking madman poland
>>66917521
Who the fuck is that lmao
>>66917595
I'll bet you think
food> basketball
too
>>66917584
clips
>>66917611
it's mcgullum when he was a senior in college
>>66917611
CJ McCollum was 5'1" or something as a freshman in high school
>>66917595
I'm bored and I don't have to get up until noon tomorrow (today)
>>66917584
Portland since they actually beat the Warriors.
>>66917584
Clippers. I think there was a at least one game where they almost beat them. They always make a good game match up
>>66917617
>clippers season against the warriors
>0-4
>blazers season against the warriors
>1-4
>>66917584
Blazers beat the Warriors so Blazers
>>66917584
the clips for sure and we will be beating them imo
>>66917613
wew
>>66917643
ahhh shit it's gettin too late on the east coast
I fucked my math straight up senpai
go ahead and call me a faggot. i deserve it.
>>66917656
>>>\we\
Disgraceful flop by Blake Chicken. I hope he dies desu
>>66917643
we were up by like 20 in one of those games so technically it could very well be 1-3
who else /clippersfan/ here?
blazers just gotta keep it close til the 4th quarter. let the clippers have their chance to choke it away
Guys should I risk drunk driving to the convenience store to get some more beer? I already have one DUI on my record but it's only a few minutes away
TIED UP NIGGAS
WHAT YOU SAY
>>66917661
>Canada can't comprehend how breasts work
>>66917696
I'm the only legit clips fan on here there's a canadian anon who pretends to be a fan but that's it....
>>66917696
Here. Ignore clips4lyfe, he's a huge faggot shill for the opposition. I swear he's a Lakers fan trolling /sp/.
>>66917688
>bragging about how you choked away a 20 point lead
clippers fans ladies and gentlemen
>>66917701
you managed to do it fine before, why the fuck are you asking us again
>35 points in the half
>think they can beat the best team to ever play
lelno
>>66917701
you're not a quitter anon you know what to do
>>66917701
Ride your bike or walk lazy fuck.
why does this board seem to have so many alcoholics
>>66917701
You should stop being such a kid, grow up and stop poisoning your body with alcohol and switch to weed
>>66917698
I'm not even going to lie I do worry about close games, blake was fucking amazing last year in the playoffs but he had at least 2 plays when he turned the ball over in the last few seconds of a close game.
>>66917718
You aren't fooling anyone
HOLY SHIT THE BLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL
>>66917701
If you can use the Internet you're sober enough to drive.
>>66917755
>you aren't fooling anyone
you're write because I'm telling the truth....
>>66917701
No dumbass
>>66917753
says the fatass who is destorying his body by shoving food in it
>>66917764
DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
The Clippers are a great story. Memeified and abused for years by the people of Los Angeles, barely anybody showing up to their games. No hope of making the playoffs. Now we've got a solid team and we're in this thing. It's really an underdog story.
>>66917752
Do you like huey Lewis and the news?..
>>66917777
Blazers confirmed shitting on Clippers
RUTHLESS
LEADING NOW BITCHES
WHERE THE FUCK U AT FATBOY?
>>66917770
>>66917770
>you're write
>write
When are you going to fuck off? You are the worst fucking faggot on this website.
And I'm a clippers fan.
wew lillard
>>66917753
>grow up
>smoke weed
I'm laffin
>>66917643
>regular season
>>66917797
I'm right here and we are leading...
>plumlee post up
JUST
>>66917786
but you choke in the 2nd round
>>66917811
nope..
>>66917808
because the Clippers are well known for stepping up and getting on another level when the play offs arrive
no, wait...
Warriors will sweep them in 5
>>66917811
not anymore
Check the trip numbers.
Stop getting baited by Food4lyfe. He's an attention whore.
>>66917753
>smoking weed as an adult
griffin routinely spends 10 fucking years in the paint
>>66917811
40-39
i know you can't read very well but the blazers have more points
>>66917841
>drinking as an adult
>jordan free throws
kek
we're gonna beat the clips in 6
>blazers up
>food4lyfe nowhere to be found
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BITCH GRIFFIN
Bloke Griffin such a crybaby
HAHAHAHAH RELAX SON
lol dame is such a little baby
>not calling that foul on cp3
Who /ByeWeek/ here?
Clippers checking in
>>66917877
NO GOOD CLIPPERS
>>66917877
TOPKEK
>>66917878
same with blake
>>66917879
He ran into his own teammate
Does this count as nudity even though she has a shirt on?
WHY IS BABY FIGHTING MOM AND DAD? GRANDPA STOP THEM
Clippers were gifted CP3 and still haven't figured out how to get past the second round.
Has there ever been a bigger underachiever in the NBA?
>Is CP3 the most over hyped player of all-time sub-question
>>66917906
MMM I LOVE NUGGETS
>>66917898
TOP KEK
ethan going hard in the pain
David Robinson is bald in the most embarrassing kind of way
Chris Paul is such a bitch holy shit.
What the fuck was that cheap play?
FLOP P 3
>>66917940
He's a known flopper
>that free throw disparity
I'm thinking that there might be a few people in this thread that dont believe
IF YOU AINT FLOPPING YOU AINT TRYING
>>66917898
Is this a manlet joke? Because if it is
KEK
Refs are rigging this. Paul clearly flopped.
WOW CP3 FLOP AGAIN SHOCKER
GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUT
FUCK CHRIS PAUL BITCH ASS NIGGA
>clippers are a front running team
>3-1
kek
wew lad
that jordan block was clean up top but he absolutely raped lillard down low
>>66917846
>>66917836
>>66917827
you were saying..... ???????
Wow NBA refs get 10x worse every game, worst officiating in any professional sport
you can only have this chicken sandwich if you cheer on the clippers
>>66917974
l.a. faggots are the fucking worst
just kill yourself and spare us your shitposting
faggot
>>66917974
Daily reminder that the Clippers were up by 19 points on the Rockets heading into the 4th quarter
>>66917967
lol
>>66917976
It's a joke at this point. They go on golfing trips with GMs and coaches. There is no way these refs are unbiased
Chris Paul is abusing Lillard in the post like he's his son
>>66917987
That's nothing compared to how abused his real son is gonna feel after Paul fails to make the WCF again.
>>66917997
Leave Lil Chris out of this
>>66917987
*his wife's son
>>66917980
I'm from the bay area and still live in the bay..... aside form the clippers fuck LA imo
halftime faptyme
who's got the webms of the chick getting wrapped up in stinging nettles handy?
>>66917981
He remembers
>I dislike the Clippers
>>66918010
Lol typical la fan
>mfw halftime
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
>>66917997
lmao
>>66918009
LMAO
seriously why do you fags even respond to him? let Canada do what Canada do
>>66918022
please stop saying L.A. fan , there are lots of fans here. Say clippers fan...us Lakers fan are patrician.
BASED SHAQ
anyone own any bad dragons?
>this chuck and shaw banter about jock straps
>>66918012
idk maybe the lard in his arteries is impeding blood flow to his brain
>>66918045
your body thinks it is making more of itself
>>66918052
RUBBER BAND AND A PEANUT SHELL
Who wants to play a game of Heroes of the Storm during halftime?
>>66918063
at least i don't let other men touch me in the sauna
RUBBER BAND AND A PEANUT SHELL
LMAO
ALL EYEZ ON ME
>>66918044
Good luck in the playoffs, L.A. Bro.
Oh wait.
I'm not the only one who has fat4lyfe's trip filtered right?
>>66918028
Set to dray yay yayne
>calling lillard out for flopping when he gets assaulted by b.g.
>not a peep about paul
>>66918064
lol actually it's called heroes of the dorm it's like thing on espy sundays....
never really played the game tho since you know I"m 27 and not a fucking child....
all eyez on dame
>>66917909
>CP3
>Over-hyped
CP3 is the GOAT PG, he's more talented than Magic, Oscar, Stockton, Payton, etc and would SMOKE them in a one on one game
He can do it all shoot, pass, score, dribble, defend, be efficient, run an offense, prevents turnovers
GTFO with that nonsense
>inb4 HE CANT GET OUT THE 2ND ROUND THO
>He can aslo FLOP
>>66918079
>filtering one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation
you're missing out on so much gold my man
Which one?
>>66918088
he's not even as good as andre miller
>turn down for what played with a violin
what the fuck was that?
>>66918091
you're missing out on all that plaque build up on the teeth towards the back of your mouth.
Chuck can never finish a complete sentence
>>66918079
He has multiple personality disorder quite honestly. Reading his archives is like wandering through the twisted mind of a tortured fat ass.
>>66918106
not this time. I came prepared
>>66918088
>he can also flop
you call it flopping and a bitch move but honestly the only reason he flops is because he wants to win at all costs and that's because he's a fucking winner
>>66918113
R A R E
A
R
E
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE LONELY
>>66918110
>like wandering through the twisted mind of a tortured fat ass.
>Clippers
>WCF
Pick 1
>>66918117
I agree, I was mocking the dumbasses who would have replied to my post with that
>>66918096
why is it that chicks with square/mannish jaws so hot???
>>66918113
t-the nigels...they're evolving...
How's everyones day been?
>>66918129
He wears high heels
>>66918147
spiderlegs
>>66918147
ask your mom
i have a colonoscopy in 8 hours
im scared guys
>>66918157
Ask for the mega scope
>>66918138
don't know
>>66918157
you should practice before hand
>>66918157
Try not to enjoy it to much.
>>66918088
>He can do it all
All except for making the WCF, amirite? :^)
>>66918149
>5'7
i was that tall in 6th grade
anyone else absolutely despise these ricky gervais verizon commercials?
>>66918147
good good
>>66917508
I'm not going to fucking tell you again to stop posting pics of my girl
>>66918202
yes, he's an unfunny cunt
What is the best phone service?
>wearing a wu-tang cutoff
>being a white woman
kill me
>>66918213
verizon
>>66918213
Definetly not Sprint. Fucking hate them. Shit service and their customer service is bad too. Unlimited data is nice but no point when you don't have service for it
>>66918213
T-Mobile
>>66918213
ting is pretty good
sprint data + verizon voice/text roaming
>>66918213
It really all depends on where you live. There is no one good everywhere network
>>66918213
at&t is pretty good
After going through 100 pages of the archives and reading some of Clips4lyfe's posts I can safely diagnose him with multiple personality disorder and diabetes.
He says some fucked up retarded shit for attention.
>aminu
wtf is this nigger doing
>referees
what the fuck are these niggers doing
>>66918213
sprint if you don't live in the middle of fucking nowhere
>chumlee
do trailblazers fans exist on this board? is there anyone here for me to laugh at?
Anybody else find it disturbing how these announcers are just laughing at the fact that a ref made a call on the court that was blatantly incorrect just because a player told him to?
Why did Britney have to get all fat and gross?
>>66918213
ting
here's my referral code, you'll basically get a free month of service and there's no contracts
https://z3nsaa2ckr5.ting.com/
the refs listening to blake griffin and calling out of bounds was the most retarded shit i've ever seen
>>66918277
blake griffin is literally the most powerful race on the planet you fucking slav
Can't wait for the Warriors to shit on these second rounders
Thanks guys
>>66918280
stress and drugs at a young age
see: Miley Cyrus
>>66918213
att/verizon
>>66918276
>laughing a trailblazers fans
why, what's the point. they know they aren't even supposed to be in the playoffs
>bowie
>oden/roy
>finally make the second round and then lose 4/5 of your starters in free agency
>>66918276
T H I C C
>>66918143
If he just got rid of the hat that'd be a decent outfit
Helo everyone i les en english
Who here /neetandstayinguptowatchthegame/
>>66918305
spamming pastas but not as bad as the chiefs posters
>m-muh droppin dimes
>muh real niggas
Can anyone stop him
>>66918326
me brother
>>66918326
I wish famlan
Fuck work and school and all other duties
>>66918326
I have to go to work in two hours and I haven't slept
>>66918333
edward davis
>>66918326
me, but i'm at hospital so not as comfy
>until they drug me
>>66918305
Their playoff run last season was basically just an exhibition for all their starters to get big contracts elsewhere
who /pointofnoreturn/'d last night?
margin of clippers victory is also margin of hillary clinton's win on tuesday
Dubs and clops famously choke in the 4th
>tfw your $20 bottle of vodka comes with a $10 uber credit
it's like having a good time for free
DARUDE
>>66918371
As a blazers fan and Bernie supporter- fuck you faggot
>americlaps need to put on adverts to remind children to just move so they don't collapse from shitty bones
>>66916857
This is why I'll always love boogie
>Lillard
JUST
Can anyone stop HIM
>>66918405
> SCREENSHOT MY POST FOR WHEN I TURN OUT TO BE RIGHT
why doesnt young metro trust me?
>>66918412
>Rain assaults the ground
>>66918405
I like Bernie's stances, just now how he and his supporters chastise Hillary for raising money for down-ballot candidates that are crucial to pass any of their policies if elected
>>66918412
>tell that to zod's snapped neck
w-what?
>yfw Chris Paul pulls a 2011 Dirk
>>66918437
>I like Bernie's stances
>liking jewish communist propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1myex7CMg
This shit is pretty funny
RACKING THEM UP
>>66918437
>I like Bernice's stances
What's life like as a NEET?
Jamal Crawford
>>66918455
>doesn't know what Communism is
not even a Communist, fag. That shit wouldn't work with workers
>>66918412
Was this how it actually happened in the movie? Or is this guy trying to say the garbage he wrote is better? I can't remember anything about that trainwreck
>there are people in this thread that have lost belief
>>66918452
It would be believable but he would have to get and lose in the finals before he can avenge himself and win the finals
Oh wow another blowout in the NBGay, shocker,
>>66918437
>>66918455
>>66918468
Could have sworn this was /sp/. I don't want to read about your depressing political situation, Merifags.
>>66918468
Work and go to school. Involved as much as I can be with my school and community
>>66918405
Typical Portland hipster cuck.
The true Oregon lies outside the valley.
lilard is a fucking steph curry wanna be, everything from his shooting form to his fucking dribbling is the exact same. fuck that faggot, he's not even close to steph's level.
>>66918455
Bernie isn't a communist and is anti-jew
18+ you fucking dumbass
>>66918481
Blazers Bitch Can't Handle His Ass Beating
>>66918477
>77
>year of last chip
>epic fucking get
>it has been decided
I'M A BELIEVER BRO!!!!
>>66918473
>>66918487
Go bitch about it on canadianchan
>>66918491
If by true you mean cowfucking
please stop posting off-topic content. you wil lbe reported and will be handled accordingly.
thank you,
-/nba/ community.
>>66918477
ohhhhhh shit...........
OC to the rescue
Western conference sucks dick desu
>>66918487
could have sworn canadafags were not alloowed
WC is gonna be complete shit except spurs vs warriors which'll probably still be a 4-0 blowout by the dubs.
Fuck this shitty skill disparity and forced bo7 each round
>mfw the first round sucks except for getting to green text the craptors
>>66918510
Literally not a Socialist either. Care to try a 3rd time? Maybe you'll get it right that time
>>66918531
Oh no the refs are here. Everyone stop having fun
>cutting them both
>>66918545
>Implying the Clippers and Warriors won't be based
>>66918551
>tfw the pacers cuck em.
honestly im happy for the pacers
>>66918531
back to le'eddit with you now
blazers getting their ass beat is perfectly on topic
>these calls
When did Portland get so much refball?
hey guys i'm sorta new to the nba (got bored with furpuck) but i've been watching the playoffs all weekend and loving it
whats a good young team to follow? one that plays good sound non-meme basketball with a core of young talent preferably
Pistons vs Cavs best game so far.
>>66918594
Boston Celtics
>>66918594
My favorite team the Detroit Pistons. Detroit always had DIY teams who said fuck you the superstars.
BLAZERS STILL IN STRIKING DISTANCE!!!
STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE!!!!
>deal with it clip-fags
>>66918594
just follow cavs, spurs, warriors and fuck everything else
>>66918594
Philadelphia 76ers
Come home pham
>dallas
>grizzlies
>blazers
>mfw my moms boyfriend dropped me home from ball practice and on my way out of the car casually mentioned the western conference playoffs are going to be great to watch
>>66918594
doesn't exist but the blazers and t-wolves are as close as you can get
>>66918594
>new to the nba
Warriors are your team
>>66918594
T-Wolves are the next big thing
>>66918594
The Frail Blazers are probably your best non-meme good young team even if they are getting shit on right now
>>66918594
>but i've been watching the playoffs all weekend
fuck off thats who you should follow.
>>66918594
the timberwolves
they are a potential dynasty if management doesn't fuck it up
>>66918619
Will you be his wife's son one day?
>>66918621
nah seriously..
i would pick philly but are they going to actually commit to winning soon or just cut expenses and stockpile a a hundred lottery picks for no real reason?
>>66918594
one that is the closest to you. you are literally a meme if anything else
>>66918459
Holy kek it actually was
Still hate Blake and CP3 tho
>>66918645
we'll see anon
>>66918649
i'm from spokane
>>66918635
Oh please, they'll be current Jazz tier at best.
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
>>66918671
then da Blazers are your guys
>>66918459
that indian chick at 40 seconds in would get it so hard hnngggg
>>66918671
just stick to the zags or OKC
>>66918671
blazers
>>66918683
Pahjeet plz
>>66918683
so much poo tho
>Portland Meme Blazers
>>66918709
is it in the loo?
>so just because I'm black, I eat fried chicken and watermelon
i feel sorry for all the people recommending the blazers to that poor fuck who going to have to deal with getting fucked in the ass like this every night for the next week
>>66918696
dopest jerseys in sports imo
>tfw al-farouq aminu is even in the position to blow an NBA playoff game
>>66918709
>your face will never be her loo
>>66918674
kat and wiggins will both be top 10 players in 2-3 years. The wolves are going to be good if they can keep it together
>throw it hard
>>66918720
As opposed to the Clippers whose fans have to endure getting fucked in the ass every single year.
Just kidding, the Clippers don't have enough actual fans to matter.
>>66918722
>him brandon wright and jae crowder didnt stay with the mavs
>>66918730
would have hurt 5 years ago
Chris Kaman?
More like Chris Gayman
>>66918745
>not chris caveman
doc rivers is making subs for the blazers now?
marv ffs
Is playoff rivers a real thing?
>>66918745
got em
We've been here for years
>don't call it a comeback
>caveman edition
>>66918720
When will they learn?
>Austin Rivers making shots
wtf
>blazers down by 20
>refball still activated
Silver doesn't even try to hide it
>>66918757
he turns into Austin tsunami
>Austin Rivers
Whelp. See you guys tomorrow
>>66918767
Blazers have gotten all the refball though
blake griffin really is a beast
that rivers meme was shortlived lol
>>66918766
The Doc puts something in his drink during the playoffs
IF I HEAR COLE """"ALDRIDGE"""" ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
>>66918782
fucking kill yourself
>>66918782
is this nigga serious?
>>66918782
wew lad
>>66918782
i'm clips4lyfe but c'mon bro
>THERE ARE DOUBTERS IN THIS THRED
>it's a jamal crawford goes off against his former team but goes back to sucking against the warriors episode
>>66918480
Pat Beverly dives into Steph Curry's ankles. Durant, Westbrook, and Ibaka are good at the same time for the first time in their careers and they beat the Spurs. They then regress to Westbrook heroball and the Clips win. It's somewhat believable.
>Sketchers
>>66918782
>he posts on /sp/
>he speaks with bravado on matters he does not understand
>he believes his opinion is valid
>Kaman
>>66917214
>His younger brother is a fuckin monster right now in college ball, but he's not going to the NBA.
>right now
>college basketball has been over
>Marshall Plumlee ever being good
I've been a Duke fan for 20+ years and MP3 was one of the worst Duke starters for his position in all of that time. He was a 5th year senior and literally had no post moves, power dribbled before getting blocked on an attempted dunk, terrible passer, and couldn't play a lick of defense. He only played so much because Duke's starter Amile Jefferson went out for the year with an injury.
tl;dr you're fucking high or never watched Duke if you thought he was a "monster" in college basketball
>up by 20
>lets put the starters back in!
holy shit that flop
how can the NBA defend this shit? it pisses everyone off
should be a tech on griffin for flopping
GRIFFIN IS SUCH A FLOPPING BITCH
>embarasing
>>66918825
>he posts on /sp/
>he mocks others hubris, but does not recognize his own
>he believes his snark is justified
>>66918840
>believing the refs are favoring portland
wew
Playoffs are pointless. Everyone knows it's going to be golden state vs Cleveland all over again
>>66918840
>snark
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/leddit/
>flopcourt
fucking embarrassment to the game
PLEASE TAKE THEM OUT DOC
>blazers already injuring clippers
it begins
>>66918854
>leaveland
>beating the heat
There's a switch in my room that turns all the power off in my room and that's all it does
What the fuck is the point of that?
>>66918859
buttfucked blazers fan
>Chippy already
Why the fuck is Chris Paul still in the game? He's old, injury prone, and it's a blowout. With Blake I get that they want him back in rhythm but Chris Paul is pretty much always in rhythm.
To a woman so Harkless
How could you be so Harkless?
Oh, how could you be so Harkless?
>>66918875
>buttfucked
sounds good to me
>clipper fans will defend the absolute faggotry of their players
you guys won this no doubt, but the flopping faggotry has got to be embarrassing at some point, I honestly couldnt root for that shit, but then again I'm not a clipper fan. If I was sleeping at night would be uncomfortable.
who here clippersfan having fun? it's comfy to watch an easygoing game like this
BASED CHRIS "WYATT" KAMAN
>hack-a-shit
Guess I'll watch the end of this furpuck game
more like RIPPED ASSHOLE CITY AFTER BIG MAN BLAKE FUCKED THEM UP
>>66918867
>living in a utility closet
>he called it a room
jesus christ.. why is jordan so fucking awful at free throws?
HERE COMES THE COMEBACK!
>>66918867
you live in mom's basement and your room has a kill switch in case of flooding
Over/under on when this game ends: 1:30am eastern time
BLIZZARDS ARE THE ONLY TEAM WITH BALLS IN THE PLAYOFFS.
>Almost and 1
>>66918910
I have to leave for work in an hour, will I get to watch the rest of this game?
kek Stotts gives no fucks
He hates Rivers so much he's just doing this to fuck with him
>>66918910
2am
>>66918902
If you guys are going to mount a comeback don't you need us to stop scoring points? kek
>>66918901
because he releases them above his fucking head without aiming, crumple up some paper right now and try to throw it into the garbage by releasing above your head not in your field of view
its fucking stupid and it baffles me how a professional player could think its okay to do that
>>66918902
HERE COMES THE HACKMEME
take out CP3 and reddik and let rivers do his yung riverwalk all over these guys
>hack-a-faggot will drag an apehoop game to a time length that of a luckswing game
This kills the apehoop
>blake griffin gets hit in the head again with a made shot
kek
fuck up the clips beauty sleep, love the strategy
>>66918932
Then make your freethrows. You get paid millions of dollars to play basketball.
>>66918927
>us
>>66918927
>us
>Hack-a-DJ
Fuck Doc and Terry are madmen
>>66918940
he gets paid millions of dollars to appeal to young white boize in nike shoes and suburban housewives
>>66918927
Here is your >us
>>66918927
>us
for fuck sakes lad
>stephen curry deserves most improved player meme
I want all these people to die
>mfw i just poured a shot of vodka into my water cup instead of my alcohol cup
>>66918932
>being paid millions
>can't practice a non-jumping shooter from a reasonable distance
holy shit, why is mediocrity allowed? just improve your fucking free-throws...
notice how shaq hates it because he sucked as a player and didn't improve on his fucking free throws
>>66918950
/pol/ get out
>>66918927
>us
gun in mouth, pull trigger you beta cocksucker faggot
i would eat your shhhit all day just to watch you cry to mommy
FUCK WHY IS CHRIS PAUL STILL IN?!?!??!
>>66918963
You're still drinking a shots worth either way
>>66918963
>having a water cup
>not taking the hangover/residual drunkeness like a man.
Did Chris Paul just palm the ball? He's like 5'11". Durant can't even do that.
i hope c.j. amputates chris paul's shoulder
>>66918974
Because everyone likes to watch CP
>>66918974
because Doc is a fucking idiot
>>66918980
>Durant can't palm a ball
>believing this
>>66918963
lol this nigga only owns 2 cups
he obviously had possession
not that it would have mattered
>it's a both coaches keep up the intensity even though the game is a blowout episode
besides greg oden who has the biggest nba cock?
should the Clippers judt get rid of DJ? a couple of lobs are not worth all this hack a nigga bullshit! it's annoying
>>66919007
yes i think the mavs could use him
how do I go outside at night without getting murdered or mugged bros
>>66919001
Ibaka
>>66918965
Shaw did improve his free throws one season. He worked with a shooting coach and shot 62.2% in 02-03 but then stopped working with the coach and dropped back to sub .500
>>66918972
>>66918961
>>66918958
>>66918947
>>66918942
mongrel blazers portland cucks who can't stand the fact that we are winning
should DJ start paying the trailblazers for training?
He doesn't do this type of free-throw training on his own clearly so they're conditioning him to be better?
>>66919007
it's payback for them flopping, the equivalent of checking in hockey
>>66919013
wear a hood
>>66919013
>>66919013
camouflage, nigga
>>66919022
>thinking portland fans care about this series
this team was written off 6 months ago
>>66919022
>we
wew lad you better get off /sp/ and get in the game
>>66919001
probably some irrelevant player who doesn't give a fuck about his basketball ability or whether he'll stay in the league.
Doc Rivers should be THANKING the Blazers for forcing this scrub to practice his freethrows.
>>66919022
timestamp or no one will believe you're a player
>>66919030
This, I'm afraid
>>66919022
>thinking its only blazer or clipper fans itt
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING
We should take CP off desu
>>66919001
is greg oden still in the nba?
i should have gone to bed lads, i'm working until 4 today and i'm already extremely tired, hack a jordan is going to get me fired
>>66919051
Dugtrio
>>66919051
Possum
Don't mess with them, rabies and such
>That fuck you 3
>>66919051
Not sure, but I would assume its a mother carrying her offspring.
>>66919051
a bunch of chris dudley's on a shaq
>>66919051
its a possum
>>66919052
>we
>>66919058
do you need the job?
gonna have to be the responsible Anon here
>It's 1:10 on the East Coast and this game is still going on
>>66919052
But I want to see CP
>>66919048
>>66919032
i don't get this meme, just going to write it off as deeply disturbed portland fans upset about our decisive victory
>>66919081
I'm on the bench
>>66919090
>our
timstamps or gtfo
>>66919085
>the last 5 minutes of this game has now taken over 20
>>66919051
level 1 boss fight
>>66919090
I'm a Golden State fan, just scouting who the Warriors are going to eliminate next.
>>66919084
its fine i have caffeine tablets that i can wash down with coffee and cola, i'll just die when i get back to my flat
>>66919103
first game? XD
i don't think anyone wants to see us in the second round. we're scary good right now
what should i get for a midnight snack bros
can get taco bell, wendys, or mcdonalds
i have 2 monopoly coupons from mcdonalds for two medium fries too
>>66919123
What's a Warriors fan doing here?
>>66919125
McDicks for sure
>>66919125
spring salad and a couple of hard boiled eggs
>>66919113
good lad
>>66919134
nah i'm a clippers fan, a big one too
