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Match of the Day 2 starts in 30 bings
It's on BBC one tonight.
Highlights from Leicester vs West Ham, Arsenal vs Crystal Palace, Bournemouth vs Liverpool as well as yesterday's goals.
Cant wait for the butthurt 2beeH
Jonathan "You're a fucking cunt" Moss
>>66909688
Moss chatted shit and will now get banged, poor cunt doesn't even know what's coming.
too bad Leicester got the point
>>66909688
reckon there's a police presence at his house tonight for his protection?
>mfw Jamie Cardy was the one who got banged today
>>66909725
its good they lost out on 2 though
>>66909770
>still got a point from a pretty difficult game
>Spuds will choke tomorrow anyway
>Vardy is only away against Swansea who got BTFO by poocastle
So basically it's confirmed that they don't want Leicester to win, right?
alright lads
>>66909959
>Spuds will choke tomorrow anyway
Lol. Hold on to your butts!
Another Leicester draw next week, two Spurs wins in a row and we should have a great little run in to the end.
>>66910049
>arsenal player literally floored by Kane's brilliance
how relevant
>>66910049
>tfw i wouldn't even mind if spuds won just for the arselel buthhurt
GARLIC BREAD
>>66910141
Yeah that would be amazing, funnily enough it might be the kick up arse arsenal would need to sort themselves out
>>66910226
Stop it, my sides
>>66910049
>tfw the likeliness of spurs finishing above arsenal becomes ever more realistic
>>66910226
just woke my wife's son up laughing
>>66910235
no matter what happens now this season has been mental and one of the best in premier league history
Is there anything this man cant do?
I'm not feeling it today lads. Might just call it a night and go to sleep.
>it's a Wrighty episode
nice
Niggothy Niggua
go away
>opening theme
>protein shake
>girlfriend is mad at me so she won't talk through the show
HNNNNNG SO /comfy/ RIGHT NOW
what you drinking lads???
>>66910279
have a night out without smashing a worldie
>>66910277
You know what that means for next season :|
>>66910320
rum and ginger beer
got some ice cream too
what about you?
Vardy did nothing wrong
>>66910279
manage a football team
Gimme an opener lads
>>66910279
I bet pards was drowning in gash juices when he was young
>>66910322
KEK
E
K
>>66910350
*except the blatant dive he thought he was too big to be called on
>>66910355
'GARLIC BREAD'
W2C Claudio's glasses?
>>66910387
I don't get it
Will Gary Neville manage in the PL?
>>66910355
Hi, i'd like to cum in your mouth, if you know what I mean ;)
>>66910395
His face
>>66910355
>who's better, Kane or Vardy?
>..
>pls respond
>>66910380
Tripped
>>66910352
Salty gerodie detected
>>66910279
What the fuck were they thinking with the shorts back then?
>>66910355
"please have sex with me"
>>66910396
GARLIC BREAD
>>66910387
she's in london she wouldn't get it
>>66910387
THIS OR NOTHING
>>66910397
Hopefully. Never used to like him but I hope he makes it
>no Vardy for 3 games
inb4 Leicester let it slip
>>66910450
Is this the I dropped my biscuit in my tea man?
What a goal, fucking Kante
>>66910474
doesn't he only miss one game tho
>>66910481
GARLIC BREAD
>>66910474
2 yellows isn't a 3 game ban though
>>66910474
only 1 because it's a double yellow not a straight red
>>66910494
3 for a red card right?
>ref chats shit
>doesn't get banged
meme man let me down
>>66910474
Only one game
Could cause a ripple effect though
>>66910474
If they do that it's proof that the yids are behind it all.
I mean if anything Vardy is fouling Ogbonna there
>England's best hope is a diving, cheating, goblin cunt
>>66910511
3 for dangerous play.
>>66910511
1 game for 2 yellows
>>66910494
>>66910507
>>66910509
>>66910515
Fair enough
>>66910522
It's always them. Always
That dive though
LOL
Without a doubt that was a dive.
crap slip get banned
What a shit decision
>PL shill refs tryna f over Leicester to restore normality.for theyre "Product"
Lol
>>66910539
You need players like that
>>66910555
Reminded me of suarez in front of Moyes
Comical
>ref confirmed ABL
>people complained about this decision
>clearly a shockingly bad dive
>>66910561
>United fan
>retarded
Why am I not surprised
>7 minutes left
[shitstorm intensifies]
I would of dived if a defenders had his hands all over me,Vardy did nothing g wrong
Also GET CARROL ON THE FUCKING PLANE YOU OLD CUNT
kek, imagine if they choke the league
>>66910539
How is Andy Carroll anything like a goblin???
Phwoar
>>66910594
>That penalty for West Ham too
Its clear the premier league dont want Leicester to win their.competition, they will tho
Le magic jumping penalty man
why was drink so urgent
>>66910633
>taking 2 minutes 55 seconds to come up with that
Carroll is actually a better player than people give him credit for. He's also better than he's ever been.
Get huth on the plane ffs
get cresswell on the plane
Great goal that's getting overshadowed
>>66910662
It's all coz he bombed at Liverpool after the stupid amount we paid for him
>Carroll
I'd seriously give Huth a call up if I was Roy
Been class all season despite his age
get big wes morgan on the plane woy, we need strong leaders like him
>>66910638
Did u see how soft the Carroll penalty was?
>>66910690
>>66910669
He's not English you fucking melts
the carrol pen was definitly to make up for the ogbonna headlock
>based ulloa
>>66910657
>implying
Get Moss on the plane Roy
That was never a fucking penalty. Conspiracy against West Ham this season
>>66910703
Clear foul in box m80
Is Ulloa the best striker Argentina has ever produced?
>>66910681
He was so young as well ,it's not his fault that Liverpool wanted to spend stupid money on him
The only reason I want him on so much is the fact he has a different dimension to the other strikers that will go
did ulloa just say this team is always farting?
>>66910759
Can't think of another...
>west ham manager butthurt as fuck about the ref
>>66910681
He was actually playing pretty well towards the end of the season as well. Then Brenny bombed him out.
>It's a blame the ref episode
Who will Manchester United, Manchester City and Chelsea sign this summer? Major restructure is needed for all of them, new managers, etc. We all know Arsenal will have one decent signing on the cheap at best.
Fucking can't stand bilics voice
Bilic looking pretty good today
You tell them Andy
>>66910769
He was shit tbf. Look at his record for Liverpool.
Always liked the lad though
>>66910718
it was more of a penalty than west ham's
plus ogbonna should've had about 5 against him
>This Ref
>Getting absolutely slaughtered on MOTD
RIP In Pieces
>>66910815
The entire Leicester team
>>66910706
>Robert "three lionheart" Huth
>not english
THIS IS REAL LIFE
>>66910791
Didn't seem like it
>>66910843
kek based bilic
>>66910824
Didn't say he wasnt mate
>>66910857
he was cool as fuck about it tbqh
Thought Shearer would have stuck up for Vardy desu
the old "if you feel contact you have to go over"
Ooh prospect of longer ban
>>66910827
>Implying Leicester players wants to leave for smaller clubs
>>66910899
>implying any of them will turn down double their pay
>>66910815
Pato
>Wrighty pissing himself over this
Such a top lad
>escorted off the pitch
kek
>>66910889
Yeah, actually understood the pressure behind the calls
This shady Italian style defending by Leicester
>Brilliant
i actually love how physical huth and morgan are,it really spices the game up
>Shearer mouthing off to Chappers
>>66910522
>Implying they aren't behind everything
How much have leicester payed the refs?
is it just me that thinks the leicester pen was pretty much a stonewaller?
how is it not a foul?
>>66910957
Same. I love big, rough men.
Wright can't even finish a sentence
>>66910974
OVERRRRR NINEEEEEE THOSANDDDDDDDDD
>>66910978
shoulder to shoulder
>>66910978
The guy's 7ft tall, that never intentional
>>66910995
haha xD
>>66910815
City is set with Poopiola; Chelsea has a top 4, maybe Europa League season pretty much confirmed with Conte. United is fucked.
>>66910978
You're a stupid little bitch to be honest mate. That was never ever a foul
>>66910925
Amazing how Chelsea learnt nothing and their summer plans will revolve around replacigng Remy with Pato
>Dat Schemichael Save
Leicester's owners have literally paid the refs for them to win the league
>>66911002
Lenny Henry is a homosexual.
That save is mental
>>66910978
lol far from a penalty. The hold on Huth was a penalty though, if he gave one for West Ham.
>>66911047
Who did they pay to make everyone else shit?
>>66911046
Should be top of United shopping list this summer
alan going nuclear
>no walcott in strike
>when will wonger finally understand the importance of memes
>>66911048
Lenny Henry married Dawn French
You're thinking of Ainsley
>THE DEGENERATE ISLAMIC HOUSING ESTATE OF ARSENAL
>next to the Emirates
Jesus, how bad was the Bournemouth - Liverpool game?
>Arsenal
Ha time for Wenger
ON MY TING
YANNICK BOLASI ON DEM WINGS
MAN LIKE MILE JEDINAK
BREAKING UP TINGS
haha time for arsenal comedy gold
Jesus Christ Gunnersaurus lining up with the team makes me cringe
>>66911047
t. Jew
>>66911097
Same as the Leicester game, but less important
>>66911091
>Lenny Henry married Dawn French
Is this supposed to prove he likes women?
Trust me on this one mate. My mum told me he's gay.
>>66911113
>hating on based Gunnersaurus
Apply yourself.
>>66911132
t. low test beta male
>>66911091
She's his beard
Kek, nice seats
Is there any club capable of more spaghetti moments than Arsenal?
>>66911113
Even better when there's a minute silence.
>>66911132
>My mum told me he's gay.
is that because he couldn't get it up for her?
That Welbeck pass was a joke desu. How the fuck did someone that shit do something good like that?
>>66911176
no surprise his mum is a sket
>>66911113
He represents arsenes outdated thoughts on football
>>66911132
William Hague us gay, as is Chuka Umunna.
arsenal is the gift that just keep on giving
>>66911170
Everton under Martinez. Only teams that could concede three to this Man Utd side.
>>66911194
based cryptic hazza
>>66911183
>falling for the welbeck is shit meme
>>66911194
haha yes, get in you Spurs.
>>66911194
what did he mean by this?
>those meek arsenal boos
>>66911194
Harry 'mong' Kane
>>66910815
United
Ibra, Renato Sanches, Mahrez maybe
City
Aurier, Thiago, Pogba, Laporte
Chelsea
Butland, Kante, Pjanic, Matip
>>66911252
Fuck off. I hate you.
>>66911194
I dont get it
>>66911047
>by getting their only good striker sent off
>Emirates half empty when you're in the top 4
this is why you're cancer
>le worth 10 points man
>cech em
>>66911194
Wow Kane is deep
remember when arsecuck fans were saying cech was worth 15 points a season?
>>66911294
He posted it moments after the Leicester draw
What the fuck was that?
That was appalling by arse
>>66911312
You mean these?
>getting skinned twice by ade
lmao, arsenal are a fucking joke
>>66911319
It was John Terry who said that. And it's actually true. We'd be 8th if it wasn't for Cech
>>66911269
>>66911294
After the Lesta slip up they're hunting the prey.
>>66911294
2deep4u
>>66911334
Arsenal will do a Chelsea next season, they'll finish about 10th
>>66911281
Only good signing would be Mahrez
adebayor adebayor
your dad washes elephants
your mum is a whore
>>66911231
You seem to forget that Arsenal let him score a winning double in what, his second game?
>>66911194
i reckon harry kane is thick enough for this to be about how he thinks the the song is
>"three lions in the snow"
He's had enough
>>66911294
GARLIC BREAD
Got my first trip to the new Wembley next week with CP (missed the play offs on hoilday)
>>66911358
Its mou so i'm assuming he'll sign a Portuguese league meme
>>66911369
>Harry Kane is thick
>the the
>the the
Lel
>>66911397
I've had enough of Wenger. Why can't he just die already?
>>66911369
That's terrible
Arsenal are hilarious. Just a club in stagnation for years, a false sense of grandeur among a bunch of fuccboi players with the same undercut haircuts and tight homoerotic shirts
>>66911414
That's a bit harsh, he could retire instead
>>66911405
Wembley is a bit shit desu.
>>66911406
Dont want moroniho
Dont want Portuguese league meme
>>66911434
No. He deserves death.
>>66911409
>>66911421
thanks for the (You)s
>>66911405
>bringing cp to games
Mate you don't need to replicate /sp /in real life just use your phone or something
>>66911369
>the the
>inb4 le baited
So I'm a bandwagoner
How the fucking hell are Leicester top? What changed?
OFFICIAL MANAGER GOOD TO HAVE A PINT WITH POWER RANKINGS
1. Pardew
2. Klopp
3. Ranieri
4. Bilic
5. Sanchez Flores
6. Pellegrini
90001. Pulis
9000001. Hughes
900000001. Wenger
90000000001. Van Gaal
>>66911423
Harsh but fair
>>66911474
I've been trying to lay off the coke so would rather not go out with Pardew pls
>>66911474
>no Poch
>>66911474
Just one pint? A drunk Van Gaal would definitely be more fun to be with than a drunk Wenger
>>66911474
I would put Alex Neil above Pellegrini, he would be good help if you got into a scrap.
>>66911474
Pardew would be top for strip clubs, but not a humble pint
>>66911474
fuck no
Pardew probably thinks it's "great banter" to put his dick in your pint when you're not looking
>>66911474
>no Mick
Why lie?
>>66911474
Pulis would have some good jokes though
>muh 96
Wait 96 Liverpool fans once died at a game? You'd think they'd mention it more often.
MUH 96
Please stop ffs
>>66911474
>no Big Sam
>>66911474
>he doesn't know "Feierbiest" Van Gaal
Bournemouth are going to be relegated by March next season
>>66911423
arsenal fans are the most hilarious
>>66911508
Based Pards
>>66911474
>big sam not 1
>not having a glass of wine with Ran and a stine with kloop
>>66911474
>COCK PISS PARDEW
Fuck him he's a cunt
>>66911474
Klopp would be more fun than pards, no way I want to end up getting glassed and/or into fisticuffs with some geezer who's taken the piss out of his hipster specs - Klopp would laugh it off. Also Pellegrini at 6? wtf
Ah yes, let's mention the 96 every single year. Yes, it's sad so many people died, but let's stop pretending they didn't do it to themselves
Ah, yes, the police are at fault. They made fans climb over walls like a horde of Mexicans trying to jump the fence
>>66911497
If it were more than one pint, Klopp would be lower. He seems like the kind of guy that gradually gets more depressed, the more he drinks, until he shares some deep secret with you a few drinks in. Then the next day you see each other, and try to ignore what he told you.
>>66911474
Pardew is said to be a total cunt m8
>>66911527
They are stopping. This year was the last service
The Swansea manager seems like a nice guy
>>66911349
no way can kane process anything other than not breathing are you sure he wasnt trying to post three lions for england but couldnt count
does anyone have a link to the "I love you alan pardew" video that that 15 yo dutch girl made?
I've been looking for it for ages but fear that it's been taken down
Sturridge is a great striker. Rate him very highly desu
>>66911508
he'd fit in with my friends in that case
>>66911568
what does that have to do with anything?
>>66911569
He sounds like a retard because of his voice but he's a very intelligent footballer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY
Based Pards
>>66911558
Feels like you're speaking from experience.
>>66911614
Don't need a specific excuse to say something positive about another human being.
>>66911514
you just know for an absolute fact that Pulis' has a full repetoire of rape and child abuse jokes in his locker.
he's a fucking wrong'un
>>66911569
/arse/ please go
>>66911559
My dad bumped into him in london while he was Newcastle manager and had a chat with him becuase he remembered him when he was at palace as a player .nice bloke he said
also Pards went into a Palace pub near the ground last season: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3358073/Alan-Pardew-joins-adoring-Crystal-Palace-fans-pub-win-Southampton.html
>tfw you actually believed that ranieri was going to finally win something
>>66911620
Iconic.
>>66911620
>"""rakes"""
>>66911474
>no big sam in case it kicks off and you have to fight your way out of the pub
Liverpool are shite
>>66911642
Really? I never say anything positive about anyone.
>watch slow-motion replay
>ball smashes up into player's arm from a foot away
>weeeeeell, did he intentionally swing that over the path of the ball?
get better commentators, BBC
Ward is good desu, they cut out his best save, rather he started ahead of Mignolet from now on
>>66911667
He's going to win the league m9
>>66911647
You just know he'd laugh first then look at you expecting you to laugh too
>>66911691
>Liverpool U21 side beats Bournemouth comfortably
ok then
MOTD highlights making it look like Bournemouth were actually in the game at any point
>>66911691
>liverpools reserves comfortably beat Bournemouth away
>Hurr durr their shite
Simmer down
>>66911647
OH yeah, no chance they'd be anything but filth
>>66911693
You should try. It makes the person you're complimenting feel good, and it also makes yourself feel good.
>>66911474
Eddie Howe ought to be in the 9000's, probably would complain that he couldnt order a tonic water.
GN
>>66911647
yeah, the kind where he has to pull you in closer so other tables don't hear how awful they are
i can definitely see it
>>66911728
Really? The stats just showed Bournemouth had more possession and 17 shots
>>66911745
He seems like the kind of guy who has absolutely no opinions on anything.
quite like Allen 2bh
>>66911568
>>66911614
>>66911642
>>66911693
>>66911743
exchanges like this remind me why i love /sp/ sometimes.
Ian Wright, state of your fucking glasses, m8
>>66911743
I like your hair
>>66911620
>ywn double team an unconcious philipino women with pards after spiking her drink
>When you’re the King, you can do anything
>>66911796
Aren't those Ranieri's?
>>66911508
it literally is. got dared a free night out if I drank a pint my mate dunked his balls in, i was gonna drink it anyways im skint and it was my fucking pint
>>66911787
Needs a shave and hair cut
>>66911745
Yeah, he seems a right drip, the sort that probably cries after he has sex.
I was playing football with my friends at the park once, when who should walk over, but Ian Wright. Naturally, being a huge Arsenal fan, I was excited as fuck, so I asked him if he wanted to play world cup singles with us. He said yes, and it was fucking horrible, he was such a dickhead, he kept making jokes with his name and acting arrogant, everytime he got the ball he did a Cruyff turn, except he insisted he invented it and that it was called the Wright Turn, he did that a lot as well, he kept making stupid fucking jokes with his name, everytime he went round someone he'd say 'Thats a Wright-off[' and start fucking cackling to himself, he didn't even have any interest in scoring, just generally acting like a cunt. Eventually we had a break for water and I noticed him peeling the letters r and y from my 'Henry' Arsenal kit so it just said 'Hen', when I asked him what he was doing he just ran away clucking and doing an impression of a chicken and mumbling something about goals against Sparta Prague not counting. Eventually I told him to fuck off, so he grabbed a screwdriver from his bag and said 'Unlike my 'son' I'm not going to drop the Phillips', then he started crying and ran off, I think he was upset about something, what a cunt
>>66911797
I think you are a wanker..aw fuck!!
Can't do it
>>66911821
>white people
>>66911797
Creep
>>66911765
Bournemouth were utter shit, lad
They never looked like scoring until that wonder goal in injury time
Joe Allen finally getting praised, based. Changed the game totally against Dortmund, needs a new contract
>>66911821
You're not their friend
>>66911474
>4. Bilic
>5. Sanchez Flores
>6. Pellegrini
most boring managers in the world
So whats your top 4 and bottom 3 lads?
>>66911869
Hi Joe
>>66911846
I love this pasta because it really feels like it could be true (except the last sentence). Classic Wrighty
>>66911797
Thank you. It makes me feel a bit self-conscious because I'm already turning grey, but your comment reminds me that it's probably not that bad.
Worse things have happened to other people!
Are Newcastle relegated yet? Bunch of cunts.
kek Norwich are shit
>>66911871
kek
>>66911888
Arsenal
Leicester
Tottenham
City
Newcastle
Norwich
Villa
Townsend's probably equaled with league goals record for Spurs there. Fuck's sake.
how would you expect night out with every premier league manager and yourself go?
pardew sticks his cock in big sam's pint and the two start brawling as eddie howe looks on nervously as tony pulis serenades him with his rundown of his top 5 favourite madidie mccan jokes. ranieri falls asleep in the toilet and gets locked in overnight
>>66911913
>Arsenal
>Leicester
>Tottenham
>City
wat
>>66911888
Lestar
Tottenham
City
Aresnal
Norwich
Newcastle
Villa
>>66911895
This is pretty cute post. I like you Denmark.
imagine how goat spurs would be if they kept townsend and actually worked him into getting good again after the injury
Shearer will always be a fucking boring cunt.
>>66911922
I don't speak English, do any of them know Italian?
>>66911913
In no particular order eh
>>66911796
These clown shoes take some beating
>>66911871
pls no bully ireland
also no bombs either paddy
>>66911888
Eli
Umi
Maki
Nico
Hanayo
Kotori
Honoka
>>66911888
>vagina
>oral
>titwank
>anal
>getting my arsehole licked
>pegging
>trying to kiss me after sucking my dick
>This Priest
Its me lads lol
>>66911922
its funny cause its true
>>66911939
Thank you, friend. I like you too :)
>>66911954
Crooked glasses have a detrimental effect on your long term vision. This cunt needs a slap.
>>66911964
>Nico
is there any logical reason why aaron cresswell shouldn't go to the euros?
>utd fans
>worshipping false idols
>>66911922
I imagine eddie howe as that guy who is dating someone in the friend group that turns up, buys people drinks and is ok but in an effort to be nice and fit in offers no opinions, interruptions or criticisms of whats going on and disagrees with no-one
>>66911988
I don't really like her but he asked for 4. I only like Eli and Umi.
>>66911989
Charlie Daniels is better for a start.
>Priest using his congregations charity to buy himself a Utd season ticket
Who's this fucking pedo? Is he Bobby charltons mate?
>>66912000
>2016
>worshipping a dead kike on a stick
>united fan leaving before the end
shock
>>66911922
Howe goes home at 9 because his missus told him to.
>>66912000
I know right, hardly anyone believes In lvg anymore
>>66911975
Read from bottom to top?
>Muh 4th Place
>>66912015
there is no god lad, only football
what a fucking nonce
>>66912015
I can't even say "money well spent"
Based Wrighty lol
Thanks for that Ian
Fucking hell Ian
OFFICIAL FOOTBALL RAMBLER GOOD TO HAVE A PINT WITH POWER RANKINGS
1. Jim
2. Luke
9001. Pete
9000001. Markus
I think he's a bit simple
SOME FUCKING INFLECTION IN YOUR VOICE ALAN PLEASE YOU DOPEY NONCE CUNT!
What a horrible excuse for a broadcaster.
>now my mass of the day 2
Wew
>le robot wars man still can't say de bruyne correctly
>>66912075
>any of them being above 4
They're all great
Fuck off Wright
Wrighty is not only an Arsenal and football legend, but also a human legend.
thats fucking deep wrighty
lelsea
>>66911922
eddie howe goes up to the bar and tries to order a diet coke and a packet of ready salted crisps.
he's there on his own.
fucking wrighty
What did Wrighty say?
>de broon-yeh
>>66912096
It's a relative scale or something. I like all the guys.
>>66912035
top to bottom you absolute madman
Wrighty providing topkeks
>>66912121
no one knows
right lads what is the official match of the day pundits POWER RANKING?
>>66912121
I dont even know , i cant stop thinking about it though
Ian Wright has calmed down a lot he used to be a cock on ITV
>>66912127
bit gay
>Eddie Howe standing at a full bar
>finally gets the bar staff's attention
>smugly smiles at her and says "Been busy?"
>spills spaghetti
>walks off
Is wrightys mum dead like arsenals title hopes?
>>66912121
something about his (presumably) dead "mum"
>>66912121
Fuck God,, Dawkins is my Fuhrer
>>66912141
Fucks sake lad lol
>>66912142
Jenas
Everyone else
>>66912124
there's literally a new pronunciation created for every game he plays.
i wonder if its a secret meme within the commentator's union
>>66912142
I miss Alan Hansen, to be honest.
>>66912158
Pulis pls
>>66912170
They should just anglicize the name and move on.
>>66912169
Jenas is such a smooth operator
Ironic that a shit player who couldn't be bothered is a good pundit
>>66912142
90000000000000001. Trevor Sinclair
>>66912142
1. Freddie Ljungberg
2. Wrighty
3. Jenas
4. Kompany
5. Pardew
everyone else
>>66912173
WOT BLAD
>>66912142
There all shit
Only decent pundit is Roy Keane but hes on ITV
2 good 2 bad doesn't work in the age of Twitter. everybody already seen that shit
>>66912181
hansen was great
>>66912204
what's all this "mum" business?
>>66911888
Lester
Spurs
City
Arse
Norwich
Poocastle
Villa
>>66912208
Keane is too intense he never jokes
>>66912121
he said his mum told him not to chat shit about god, but theres a priest that supports manure and he realised there was no god but he couldnt say otherwise he would get told off
>>66912226
nothing, tbph
>>66912224
7-1 was a fitting game to have him pundit on as his last
>>66912202
>1. Freddie Ljungberg
Arrive - mumble some half sentances - swear - leave
>you now remember Fulham
>>66912202
>1. Freddie Ljungberg
waaat?? when did this happen.has he been on often?
based freddie. first football top i ever had was the arsenal 02/03 kit with Ljungberg 8 on the back. fucking legend
>Dat relegation montage
Right in the feels senpai
Hansen was GOAT, he'd have a field day with the defending this season
DIABOLICAL
>>66912235
>that time Keane said with Gerrard sitting right next to him that England are shit and have no chance of winning anything
>Gerrard's complete lack of a response because he knew he was right
>>66912222
Not everyone is a mouthbreathing millenial
This can't be helping villa fans
>>66912252
>>66912259
Last time he was on they asked him something and he said "If a player got past me, Lauren would just kick the shit out of them"
Then he was never seen on MOTD again. I'll never forget it.
>>66912272
please tell me there's some footage of that you can link me to?
>all these "we'll be back"
>they never came back
feelz
Martin O'Neill was a great pundit.
alan hansen can do one.
he looks like a hungover vampire.
>posted in this thread all night
>0 (You)s
;__;
>>66912295
>Martin "O" Neil
good one
>>66912292
I don't have anything to hand, I remember watching it live on ITV a couple years ago, before the last major international event.
>>66912305
for shame m8 even I got one
have this one then
>>66912272
Should be in our coaching staff asap
>>66912235
i feel like one day he will just stare into the camera and shoot his brains out live on air
>>66912274
Fuck off old man
>>66912294
Never say never m8. We'll be back.
>>66912298
Hansen was GOAT in the 1990s but he got bored and listless
I think Liverpoo wore him down too
>>66912295
yeah he is actually.
really funny guy too
Martin o Neill is an amatuer murder detective
>>66912305
i got loads for my power rankings post
>>66912305
>tfw Denmark called me his friend and said he likes me
feels good desu (no homo)
>>66912285
It wasnt just that he swore, he was fucking abismal and mumbled out nothing half sentences. Even by BBC and rape joke standards he was gash.
>room 101 is still going
>Gary Linekar is on it
Wat
>>66912313
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObfWACx7RF8
that laugh was all we needed to know about how fucked we were
>>66912324
Liquidation imminent
>>66912189
KEVIN THE BROWN
>>66912352
Don't care. Freddie is a legend m8
tfw YNWA
>>66912401
Hi Cortana, can I bum your dad?
>>66912189
>Current Manchester City midfielder, Kevin Brown
>>66912401
>w10
>kept cortana
>>66912401
>tfw I just gave you your 35th
>>66911281
Fuck off.
United will be getting Pogba and Laporte.
Used to really like Graeme Souness' punditry on Sky. Haven't had sky in a while so he could have gone to shit, but those Champions League nights were always a highlight.
>>66912401
>Grant
You sound posh lad
>>66912401
Can I borrow some emoticons for Facebook mate?
>>66912335
(yes homo)
>>66912436
he's still good
anybody gonna change the channel from room 101? I dont know what to do now
Based Kammy
>>66912437
where the fuck does it say my name?? i genuinely cant see it anywhere in the image
>>66912451
no!
>>66912455
Would have liked to have had him and Hansen on the same show just to be cynical jaded bastards to everyone
>>66912460
It's got Gary on and they're talking about football a lot so it's basically a continuation of MOTD
>>66912472
top right grant
>>66912460
I had to turn it off, sounded too false and cringey
>>66912472
Top right son
>>66912472
top right you blind idiot
>>66912460
I turned over to the snooker just in time to see that fat fuck Shaun Murphy get knocked out. Can't stand that piece of shit.
didn't know Frank Skinner was still alive
>>66912474
not even a little?
This is best MOTD moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx7Ot9UGHXo
>>66912401
Any good emoticons grant ?
>>66912502
he's not
>>66912502
I spoke to him at the match a couple years ago, first time I'd seen him since the footy show with Baddiel
>>66912495
dont call me a blind idiot please, i have a rare eye condition
>>66912511
No mate. Sorry
>>66912514
u wot m8
is this now a room 101 thread?
>>66912514
>Won a fight?
What did he mean by this?
>>66912516
i needed to use the laugh smilie and i dont have an iphone.
it had to be done
Any update on what wrighty said?
Alright lads, is Grant here, heard he's got a dank selection of emoticons to dish out.
>>66912532
Being blind isn't rare
>>66912514
>>66912538
>>66912549
Woops wrong link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZN_4C1Wlp0
>>66912545
Yes. I hope no one leaves the thread
>>66912556
I've already asked mate, still not heard back
>>66912532
semen in your eye is not a rare eye condition m8
>>66912534
i can see it in your eyes
>>66912514
Rare
>>66912553
He said all white children should be drowned at birth, really didn't expect him to come out with that.
>>66912545
>>66912562
I would start a cheeky footy stream but i got banned for a wekk last time
>>66912550
You gotta do what you gotta do my man
>>66912556
Liam?
Is it me or is quite chilly round the willy tonight, lads?
>>66912560
I don't get this. Why did Gary say that?
>>66912579
Based punditry tbqh senpai
>>66912589
Winter 2 next week.
>>66912576
I'm wearing a blindfold mate. Joke's on you!
>>66912560
watching this makes me feel autistic. I have no idea what is going on
Alright lads, just about to text a girl back I like. I'd like to express my feelings towards her with a cartoon based yellow face. Would anyone know where I could get something like this from?
>>66912553
Just go on Iplayer , it was right after the Man u preist VT
has frank skinner been doing squats because thats not a bad ass
>>66912589
>chilly round the willy
Is this a saying? I've never heard this before?
>>66912560
Banterrr
What the fuck is this? I don't rate this Skinner guy
OFFICIAL GRANT'S FACEBOOK EMOTICONS POWER RANKINGS
1. :v
2.
3.o.O
4. 8|
900001. :P
90000000001.
90000000000001.
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.
>>66912623
nah, I'm just naked right now
>>66912612
Do you know me?
>>66912639
post pics
>>66912560
what
>>66912634
im being mongo and assumed id be able to copy and paste the character into 4chan
>the city of Grant
>>66912642
what the fuck i don't get it
why did he say that?
>>66912664
You know me because im moving on
>>66912663
are you Grant Leadbitter?
>>66912673
fuck off gary
>>66912612
They're discussing Mick McCarthy's use of substitutes
>>66912634
Lel
>>66912695
Ya uh
Some good tits in the Friday the 13th remake on film 4. Film itself is utter shite, tho
We're getting to that cosy bump limit time. Post a pic of your gfs, need to tug one off 2bh
>You'll never know Gary
>But you do know Grant
Post more funny clips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ACcNOlN4rw
Who /top banter/ here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC7fqQE995I
>Deadpool guy doing BT ads
>>66912722
Kek. Keown wanted to find the guy that did it and fuck him up. Wish we still had players like him
>>66912722
Postan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBuOEI2Kk5o
>>66912722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krxMnE_0O0Q
shat on room 101
shat on x is still funny to me tbqh
>>66912613
Seek the one they call grant
Lineker talking about the whole "shat on" thing kek
>>66912763
lmao how had I not seen this before classic
>>66912763
delete this
>>66912722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J62gcFkBHMQ
>>66912796
Too Brutal Senpai? Too Rekt?
>>66912722
>>66912797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpovaNFyGLI
>>66912707
good tip lad
>>66912763
I always joke about it, always find it funny now. but fuck me do I not enjoy watching >our one shot at winning the title in the foreseeable future get fucked up in one moment
frank skinner isn't funny 2bh
>>66912842
disagree 3bh
>>66912722
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGhNiO9jMWU
>>66912858
i bet you're short
>>66912722
That hollywood style camera cutting
>>66912861
Am i bad for feeling sorry for Robbie a bit
gets ripped all the time
>>66912763
>20 seconds till half time
>>66912891
It's because he's a colossal knobhead
>>66912891
Robbie is a punditry legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kr0wUkZGto
made me lol ,skip near the end
>>66912891
yeah i feel bad for him but he is so stupid and that gets taken advantage of by the other pundits and they always make fun of him
>>66912875
i'm 5.11. a bawhair off 6ft. about 1/3 of an inch. it's pretty cruel 2bh
>>66912946
>you cannot imagine where i played by myself
what did kloppo mean by this?
>>66912982
Hes played at some small clubs
>>66912980
never heard the word "bawhair" before in my life
must suck being a manlet though
>>66912994
by himself?
>>66912998
must suck not being scottish. we've got all the best slang
>>66913013
Think he just ment 'where i played myself' not his native language
>>66913032
Like what? I'm not familiar with Scotland at all
>>66913050
That's what he wants you to think.
>>66912675
Think it's grant Holt
>>66913072
Jurgen?
>>66913080
should have known
>>66913061
you probably wouldn't understand any of it unless you grew up in scotland.
>>66913114
This counts as Scottish slang? This is extremely easy to understand
>>66913089
No, Grant.
>>66913130
ken what a fae?
>>66913147
Now this I don't understand
>>66913137
New meme?
>>66913130
>>66913158
I'm close friends with a couple from Aberdeen and it's literally the only Scottish slang they've ever used.
Ken what I fae = Know what I mean
>>66913167
"mwi" isa bit dodgy, but given the context you can guess what it means
>>66913167
Police horses are allowed to shit all around town but I get done for having a piss. I'm the one that pays council tax.
This isn't slang it's just bad English/syntax?
>>66913198
stands for mad wae it. which just means drunk obviously
>>66913214
its not bad english/syntax, everyone just writes the way you'd speak in real life for maximum comic effect.
and fair enough, its not that hard to understand written down. you'd probably struggle if you heard it spoken. whenever a scottish video goes viral you always get some cunt with the top comment fucking complaining about not understanding
are scots retarded brits?
>>66913281
all brits are retarded
>>66913281
don't be rude m8
people speak like that on social media because it adds comic effect, its funnier if you're reading it in their voice. not because they're mongos who cant spell.
>>66913326
oi m8 im jus haven a fucken laff will ya lad
I am going to kill myself if leicester slips
>>66913725
s-stop posting her mate its weird
>>66913762
You make me feel like a sick person.
>>66913874
Go on then lad give us one more before I go to bed
Your alright
>>66914018
gr8
yeah boy newcastle
pls leicester
