10:05 AM on RTNW, YES
SEA: Iwakuma (0-1 , 4.09 ERA) NYY: Tanaka (0-0 , 3.38 ERA)
Mariners:
1. Norichika Aoki (L) LF
2. Seth Smith (L) DH
3. Robinson Cano (L) 2B
4. Nelson Cruz (R) RF
5. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
6. Adam Lind (L) 1B
7. Steve Clevenger (L) C
8. Leonys Martin (L) CF
9. Ketel Marte (S) SS
Yankees:
1. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF
2. Brett Gardner (L) LF
3. Carlos Beltran (S) RF
4. Mark Teixeira (S) 1B
5. Brian McCann (L) C
6. Alex Rodriguez (R) DH
7. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
8. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
9. Ronald Torreyes (R) 3B
jap battle edition
goms
will steve get a hit today Mbros?
>>66901227
probly not
lol mlb.tv just showed Blowers/Sims looking at the camera waiting for it to go live for like a minute. it was awkward
Interesting that the mariners have the best record at yankee stadium in the AL
WE WEEB OWL NOW
How many >RISP will >we have today yankbros?
Zunino raping face in AAA, of course
>>66901640
0-12 again
Japanese duel today
So hype
smif
I have a funny feeling something special is going to happen today.
fuck off manlets
S E F F
M
I
F
F
NEVER CHANGE
>Tanaka vs Iwakuma
>Aoki leads off
what is this, the npb?
Seff "OBP GOD" Smiff
Seff Smiff the OBP monster
hate how mlb.tv is always a minute behind
SEFF SMIFF
GO M'S
NOTICE ME SENPAI
>Dave Sims talking kohai and senpai
Make 'em pay Cruz.
HITS
squibalibs
S I N G L E S
I
N
G
L
E
S
hits
i
t
s
KYLE PLS
PLS KYLE
SHOW US THAT YOUR DAY OFF DID THE TRICK!
Time to breakout Seager. GET HAWT
Is today the day he becomes "Yankee Killer"?
I LIKE THESE THING CALLED BASE HITS
>Seager
>1 out
>runner at first
Welp good inning bros
PLS KYRUUUU
>>66901748
>Ms
>Marlins also exist
You don't see the Yankees calling themselves the Ys
no dp K-Swag plz
>>66901826
mariners have been the m's for forever
the angel's aren't the a's
>>66901826
BIG KYLE SEAGER FAN HERE
K-SWAG K-SWAG K-SWAG K-SWAG
RBI ILL TAKE IT
Damn Seager. You almost broke our hearts again.
K-SWAG
time for based lind white chocolate
t-thanks seager
a run is better than nothing
>This fucking delay on mlb.tv
Damn Kyle. Don't get thrown out again. Is he the worst baserunner ever?
good ab desu
Fuck Lind, gib DHL man.
you're breaking my balls here kyle
>>66901959
24 pitches and a run is good enough against tanaka
>>66901977
this desu senpai
>Yankees fans booing the outside pitch called for ball
>Bitch when the ump calls a strike
Stay classy New York.
>>66901862
>>66901856
It's a lazy nickname
Cardinals aren't the Cs
>>66901989
>>66901959
didn't mean to quote
>>66902006
why you still going on about this?
Ha ha, time for Rockbear
GOMS
>>66902006
You're pretty salty, I'm gonna call you S
>>66902032
it's a coping mechanism
>>66902042
i guess, maybe hes a marlins fan
>>66902006
Whatever F
Good play Clevenger!
>>66902041
I just find it ridiculous and lazy
Also the Mets came first and aren't the Ms
>>66902067
mets is already 1 syllable RETARD
>>66902067
I find you autistic and annoying. You don't see me annoying everyone about it.
>>66902067
calm your autism and watch the game
thank you based gardner
Hawt corner just barely not hawt enough there
>>66902067
myskys
Mike don't you fucking jinx it
marte lmoa
Those two seats all the costumed current year fags were in opening week have been empty the past few games. Did the stadium stop letting retards in costumes in?
>Gardner taking his helmet off in direct sunlight
MY EYES
based Cruz
Hot damn. I thought that was gonna be gone for sure.
>>66902185
That was a stunt by a TV show to irritate the Yankees new stance on who is "allowed" to sit in the fancy seats
phew...
0-26 RISP
>>66902185
John "CURRENT YEAR" Oliver had HBO buy tickets to give away to people
>>66902234
>>66902225
Yeah I know, and those seats have been empty the past few games I've watched so I was curious if they voided those tickets or some shit.
>>66902278
Nah they only bought a few tickets
Oliver thought he was smart buying expensive ass tickets to prove a point when he was just giving the Yankees more money
really steve
>Thursday's game at 8:30
jfmsu
>>66902310
The whole premise was retarded. It's not like rich people wear $3000 suits to baseball games. The people behind home plate don't look or dress any richer than the people in the nosebleeds
AN A BOMB
BY A ROD
AGOD
I HATE YOU A-ROD. I hate you more than any other athlete ever.
kuma pls
HE'S BACK
>A-Roid
why does he still get to play baseball?
kms
Based Martin
>>66902456
He sucked Manfred's dick
THANK YOU A-GOD
SLUMP OGRE
>>66902456
that's baseball
>>66902407
Exactly. Only time I see people in suits is if they came straight from work. And they sit everywhere too.
>>66902483
>beard hat
cause muh, muh city's filthy
>>66902512
I miss Lloyd desu
He made a lot of stupid MUH MATCHUPS decisions and doesn't believe in newfangled sabermetric witchcraft but he seems like a solid baseball guy
Servais seems bland and has no apparent personality or energy as a manager from what I've seen so far
h-h-hello
>>66902582
Holy shit hahaha
>>66902598
Hi how you liking our mini NPB Game?
>>66902598
moshi moshi Nipponbro
>>66902597
>no apparent personality or energy
Did you miss the scuffle in Texas? Servais has said his approach is to be like a football coach in a baseball coach's position.
>>66902598
Hi!
>>66902598
What's your favorite anime?
>>66902598
Ganbarre aniki
>>66902598
moshi moshi yankees win desu
>>66902598
Hi
Who are you cheering for in this one? Who's your team in Japan?
Damn Clevenger make a god damn throw for once.
the fuck guys
JUST
REEEEEEEEEE CLEVENGER
Fuck me, team's are going to run on >us like crazy if this is how Clevenger throws.
RISP
WE HITS WITH RISP NOW
Fuck
Iwakuma stop :'(
>>66902725
>>66902751
>>66902732
Guys, Zunino is red hot and we know he can make good throws.
who /hitwithrisp/ here?
Yankees will not dishonor Matsui by losing this game
>>66902775
Bring back Mikey Z
>>66902775
not yet, he needs at least half a season in AAA
>>66902789
>>66902775
Maybe wait another month and let Mike get more settled in.
We know he can't handle big league pressure well.
>>66902789
http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/mariners-minor-league-report-mike-zunino-homers-for-a-third-straight-game/
Mariner sucks desu
>>66902775
Zunino's a great defensive catcher but I'm pretty much convinced at this point that it'll take a miracle to have him break the Mendoza line in the majors, the dude just cannot hit major league quality breaking balls
>>66902807
>Mike Zunino
>Edgar as batting coach
He'd be on pace for HR record desu
>>66902831
;-;
>>66902831
take a look at the series then take your samurai sword to the heart
Teix please just get a single
I want to see a Japanese, Puerto Rican, and Cuba team in MLB
>>66902891
Japanese won't happen anytime soon but Cuban and Puerto Rican is plausible
>>66902891
Better than seeing a team in Toronto, huh?
>>66902847
Yeah that went well last season
>>66902834
I believe he can. I would actually wait until mid May or June to bring him back though. He had definite flashes of hitting well in 2014, so it's in him.
>>66902910
>plausible
nah
Playing a gimmicky opening series in San Juan or Havana like they've done in Sydney and Tokyo could happen though
>>66902910
Just send the Rays to Cuba, nobody from Tampa goes to their games.
>>66902922
Definitely. I'd rather go to the Middle East for a game than go to fucking Toronto.
>>66902946
>last season
Edgar wasn't batting coach last season silly.
>>66902971
wrong
>>66902971
You're not a very bright fellow are you?
>>66903006
Still, not for a full season. By then it was too late
>>66902971
>he hit an upper deck home run here
Yeah Dave we all remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTDmVRD6apQ
Teixiera having an Adam Lind moment.
Tough error, Kyle should have got a hit
K-SWAG
>>66903129
Worst home run call ever?
>>66903154
AYYYY LLOYD
>>66903154
HOMO FOR LOMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLQN4yB2csI
based Cleave
STEVE GOT A HIT
A HIT WITH RISP
Clevenger heard us talking about Zunino and realized he better wake up or be replaced.
>>66903129
>Cano
>Smoak
>God-Tier Seag
>Hot Ackley
What the hell happened?
Is he elite?
Now just stop throwing balls into centerfield, Steve
>>66903181
>Shitattle
>>66903181
I actually appreciate that call
IM HOMO FOR LOMO
>>66903181
that was edited dummy
>>66902645
Paranoia Agent
>>66902680
Mariners. Because They're weak
Cheering NPB teams are baystars.
I'm so tired of constant Yankees trivia quizzes, bizarre anecdotal stories, and these fucking scouting reports.
>>66903326
Be an M's fan then :^)
>>66903326
are you watching on YES?
It is the Yankee network, so that shits going to be coming at you 24/7
>>66903305
You just know...
>>66903354
Yeah I know, I've been listening to it for years now. I just want it to end
ripip ump' nuts
what happened i was taking a piss
>>66903394
Hit in dick with baseball
>>66903394
the ump's dick got btfo
>>66903394
Ump won't be having anymore kids
What a shit route lelsbury
>>66903408
>>66903422
ouch
AOKI MY MAN
AYYYYYOKI
SUPERIOR NIPPON BASERUNNING
FOLDED OVER 10000 TIMES
Aoki just dishonored Ellsbury-san desu
I like Aoki's creepy batting form
How can one man be so based?
AOKIIII
Damn it lelsberry
AYYYOKI
fug
>Yankee infield
smiiiiiiiiife
SMIFF
E
F
F
Sasuga, Lelsbury-kun
SEFF
M
I
F
F
dammit Robbie
smith so fucking based
>ellsbury now can't field on top of not being able to hit
Gritt is on fire
>all those puerto rican honeys
i really want to go to a Y's game
Zunino callup when
>THAT RUN
absolutely memetic
>
What the fuck Kuma
>>66903746
Hopefully soon, like real fuckin' soon.
kumabear pls
Kek the M's traded Trumbo for that shitty Catcher? kek
>all those shiny heads
is there a more neo-nazi team than the 2016 yankees?
>>66903855
Yanks are degenerates so clean cuts/lifestyles is a must
>>66903855
>no facial hair
>no names on the jerseys
>no individuality
nope, they are full nazi
>>66903927
aren't**
>Ice cream sandwiches
I wonder how Jesus Montero is doing in Toronto's farm system now, kek
I want to fire Lind out of a cannon pointed at Clevenger.
>>66903946
>no facial hair
they can have mustaches senpai. Don't you remember last year where almost the entire team had some mustaches
>>66904041
he isnt with the mariners anymore breh
>>66904041
>>66904059
my bad i read that as Tacoma somehow
>tfw it's actually warm and sunny in Washington now
>>66904104
>83* tomorrow
to hot desu
>>66904104
it's so nice senpai
i'm gonna grab some lunch after the game and just kick back outside
it's going to be a scorcher this year. i've never seen it this sunny this early before.
>>66904170
Thank you based global warming
PH Iannetta pls
top jej
https://twitter.com/alexSSN/status/721416350887849984
no north caro- I mean panama bro today ??
>>66904212
the southern states and east coast may suffer, but we get comfy weather
Ugh, 4th inning that Tanaka's faced the minimum
>God Bless America for a third day in a row
i'm so sick of this shit song
who /ontittywatch/ here?
DHL and this war vet should fight kek
>can't even get a fucking singer
Why even bother
>>66904378
Seriously
I don't mind the national anthem though, that never gets old.
fuck me daddy
>>66904381
No one capped it yesterday, truly depressing
>Korean War vet on the day all the Japanese are watching
Kek
>Kate Smith's rendition of god bless america
>>66904426
the anthem is great, and most of the other patriotic signs are great as well
but god bless america has always been shit and has never really fit well with baseball games its too dramatic.
What would you do if you won the lottery bros?
>>66904483
Buy the rays
Probably pretty cheap right now
>>66904483
Season tickets for everyone in this thread
Lol jk fags I'd just retire
I'm just glad Fernando Rodney's not an M anymore
Fuck that faggot
>>66904483
go to Japan and get some Japanese shemales on deck
>>66904515
You'd have to move them somewhere you can sell tickets. They're a money sink in Tampa
>>66904535
>retire
>being a wageslave
>>66904483
Mariners season tickets, get a nice appartment that isn't too cheap, a new car maybe, and tons of vidya.
also
Buy every available OKC home game ticket for the remainder of the NBA playoffs and fill them with booing sonics fans
>>66904598
Cuba
>>66904483
Buy a private island and hookers.
>>66904625
>Buy every available OKC home game ticket for the remainder of the NBA playoffs and fill them with booing sonics fans
Kek
>tfw you will never be Mark Cuban-tier rich and do this
>>66904691
I will always respect cubes for voting no on the Sonics relocation
he's also the best shark by a mile.
>>66904829
>he's also the best shark by a mile.
>>66904877
This guy is a literal sociopath though
Come on lets got Mariners!
>>66904829
>>66904877
this. mr wonderful a best
I know the Yankees have a day off tomorrow but Tanaka could've gone an extra inning.
>>66904892
Exactly
yankees pitchers confirmed on da gas
>>66904993
>His team doesn't have three closers
Why don't MLB players just work out and eat better? Half of them look like they rolled off the couch after a shitposting session
betances is a fucking beast
>Striking out Aoki and Smiff
Ruh-roh lads
>>66905047
>Half of them
There's only like one on each team that looks like that unless you're the Red Sox
>>66905028
(>we) don't even have one ;-;
wthat taht fughgg
>one run in the first is enough they said
WHAT THE FUCK I WANTED TO SWEEP THE YANKEES
>>66905102
Give >us Seager for Miller after Chapman returns. Shreve would be a set up man on most teams so it wouldn't be much of a blow.
Cano's reaction as the ball went by ...
"my feet hurt, why did I listen to jay z, i want to be back in new york"
Incoming A Bomb from A Rod
>>66905326
>(me)
