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Mental Disorder Awareness Edition
Old thread: >>66871301
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fuck off
>>66898282
Pmsl
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivgvDJXpAIU
Fail to see how this OP is relevant to betting or /bet/ culture
Seems to me you're just fishing for responses.
>>66898364
Did you take your estrogen pills today, xir?
the only time i bet on leicester for sw it loses great life i have guys right
Large staking Ermis next goal. Ends 3 -1 desu
>>66898370
zzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCvWLi_ujl4
>>66898300
>>66898382
try the wayback machine too.
>>66898402
Well obviously, look at the asian prices. A trained monkey could make money off this game with bubblegum accounts.
>>66898370
JUST RING THE BELL ON THE BIG BAGATELLE
>>66898471
So why are you in the loss overall?
Pmsl
Tears at Sassoulo gk. Nice fix.
>>66898530
What are you insinuating you little prick?
>>66898402
>>66898471
no books carrying...
>>66898634
Skybet
Albania sweating!
>ermis
Can't even score in a fix pmsl
>>66898634
will hill
Albania dafc pmsl
u3.5 huuuup
How the fuck does Rossy do it ffs?
Dafc
Got unders at 2.5 with 3 minutes of football to play pmsl
>>66898806
>>66898815
cringe, post slips please you fat stinking mongrel aftertimers
Down insane today, literally haven't won a bet.
>>66898840
Need this webm but with Albania instead of /bet/ desu
>>66898861
You know its a Brit on a proxy right? pmsl
J West are you here?
>>66898926
>I've been here two months and have 5k banked, let ME tell YOU about the this particular poster
Cringe. Albania has been one of the most consistent, profitable tipsters in the history of /bet/.
Need to win a bet lads. Heads completely gone.
Time for bellini dubreua
>>66898963
Think he's playing golf with his dad. No idea how he's managed that, was so pissed last night and we got first train home in the morning. Must be hanging so bad pmsl.
>Aegir not winning
zzz 5/5 lost bets today pmsl
>>66898977
>Been here for 2 months, history of /bet/
>>66898977
pmsl
>>66899001
Pmsl. He's really become a tea boy. What is next for him?
>>66899006
What you been on today lid
>>66899006
Aegir win, dont sweat it lid
>>66899036
Not sure lid but think they're paying him pretty well. He booked us a table last night and got a few bottles for the boys.
>>66899047
The way today has gone, I'm starting to doubt it. Heads gone.
>horse is running fast
>>66898999
i want to believe.
>>66899105
>horse is now running really slow
>>66899105
>>66899119
no hope left for places
>>66899145
Well then, my question now is; did it ever have a chance? I mean to my untrained retarded eye it looked like it got a good start before getting tired too fast. Was that in any way surprising?
>>66899047
Sweating it now pal
>>66899187
no it was running all right up until 2/3s of the race, then the others started to racing
>>66899187
No, it never had any chance. It had shown next to nothing and was hopelessly outclassed by the first two in the market. It won't have any chance until it goes handicapping.
Why are you lads still posting in this /pol/ shill's threads? It's like the 5th time this month that I see a /bet/ thread with a /pol/ image started by a Brit.
Large staking over 0.5 fh in Maribor game.
>>66899230
>>66899236
I see. Just like expected then, thanks!
>Aegir
5/5 lost pmsl. Don't worry lads I'll let you know what I'm next on so you can swerve it
>>66899374
What you been on today lid
>>66898370
Good post
>>66896554
Guess.
>>66898402
Also down sums on this
Today was a good day
>Leicester - West Ham is 1-0 during 76'
>make bet of 4 euros for West Ham win, odds are 19.0, returns 76
>Cash out 2 minutes after 1-2 for 68 euros
>place bet of 1 euro for equal score, odds are 10.0
Made 78 euros, feels good man.
>>66899396
HUNS OUT
>>66899439
Famine is over lid.
Large staking Valencia +2.5
Odds surreal.
>>66899446
Tattie munchers can do one too actually
>>66899434
Ok
Don't get any joy out of watching Arsenal play anymore
Just so indifferent to this team
>>66899508
Old gimmick
>>66899434
Is it fun travelling so much just to do rball? Feel like I'd get tired and bored fairly quickly even though it sounds like a nice gig.
>>66899528
got the 2nd half @1.54
(half with the most goals)
>>66899494
Are you actually Albania or have you found an Albanian proxy and are just shouting random bets out, trying to lose people money?
I'll probably wait until these bets show up on the blogabet
>>66899529
Don't care. Don't care about your "blogs" where you drone on about women either.
>>66899494
Barcelona are SEETHING after their CL loss, they're out for BLOOD and the match will end 7-0
>>66899563
I am THE real Albania lid. Aint gonna tip mainstream shite in my Blogabet though.
Basketball LARGE coming in 26 minutes though.
>>66899600
Use a trip code lid
>>66899600
shaking
Godsent map 3 @2,8 has got to be value in every model there is. Just turned a 6-0 to 15-15 and won overtime.
>>66899600
365 only?
@2, you FUCKING liar
went small anyway
pains me how shite ARSEnal are
>>66899558
Depends on the city and the sport
Santiago for example is boring as shit, food is mediocre, alcohol is not good, while Rio is just great
On the other hand moat of the time indoor sports leave you with lots of free time, while with beach volley a couple days I was 13 hours at the venue contenplating suicide. The matches were amazing though, watching the best players in the world is lots of fun. But 6 days of 10 hours for two weeks straight is hell
>>66899797
otter tears at you. Apologise please
>>66899984
should have been 2:0 by now and the only reason they scored that 1 goal was because crystal were a mess in front of their own goal
2/3 legs of the /bet/ accy to come in again. So frustrating how close we're getting! Just need to get over the line!
Half win, cheers BT.
>>66900043
erm, where did he tip?
>>66900041
We're taking good bets but just not getting the rub of the green it seems. Just need to keep out heads up and keep on taking good value bets. The winners will come eventually.
>>66900163
>Celtic was a good bet
Not even saying this as a Rangers fan but even Celtic fans know Celtic have been shit recently
>>66899600
>27 mins
hurry up
the line hasnt changed again, has it?
>>66900198
Thanks for letting us know after the game has finished :)
rangers must have made the bookies a shit don today
Had tips for today's Uruguay fixture but it was all suspended due to a tornado, hot damn
>>66900233
Wasnt here, was I? SURELY someone else here knows a minuscule amount about Scottish football
>STILL no basketball large
>>66900253
I'd rather you kept your criticisms to yourself if they're no longer useful.
>>66900198
>euan is a fucking hun
FRAUD
R
A
U
D
>>66900253
Why weren't you at the game lad?
>Albania in charge of tipping the correct sport
>>66900336
Season ticket holders only.
>>66900344
>Promises basketball large
>Posts football spec med
>>66900435
>he doesn't have a season ticket for the team he claims to support
bad bitch contest i am in first place
Are PacMac and Slovakia ded?
>>66900491
hopefully
>>66900435
What's the albane bet?
I have a -9% yield in asia
>>66900545
pmsl
>>66900545
Do you preffer Albania over them?
>>66900805
Albania>slovakia>pacmac
Jerv are never going to score are they
pml arsenal
>>66900624
Olympiakos v Kalloni - U4.25
>>66900967
pmsl
>>66900967
Much potential in the USL today lid?
down unreal today, not even the 'lose every bet' german
>>66901020
2 or 3 interesting games in the early ones. Will be prestaking something in the late ones too because I cant stay up.
>>66901087
Fair enough lad, I'm literally down insane today. Hope it's a profitable evening.
>>66900921
One day Arsenal will shoot from outside of the box, score and realise there is another way
>>66901087
>prestaking
i usually lose my bets anyway, but when i bet on fucking arsenal you can be damn sure my bet is gonna lose
>>66901087
Why have Portland Timbers II been backed? Playing first teamers or something?
>>66901145
Elneny tried it earlier it didn’t work, that’ll be the focus in tomorrows training session on why it doesn’t work.
Hello, can you bet on my league ( Curaçao ) ?
>>66901216
Dunno. Not looked yet. Was surprised myself. I would be looking to oppose Sacramento at some point but probably next week. Their results against (what I regard as) weaker teams havent been brilliant.
>>66901183
Well memed
>>66901358
rare etc
u2.5 in the Al-Qadisiyah game is w o r l d
>>66898390
same here...
>>66901358
v v nice flag that one
>>66901358
you the guy who posts in /f1/?
if so:
>A FUCKING LIQUEUR
:^)
holy shit dat cologne comeback
>he's not on Ac Milan @2.20
why are you so clueless anon ?
>>66901745
dont you have vegan sushi to roll?
>Tottenham price taking a pounding
>>66901745
AC have let me down almost as much as Arsenal this season
>tfw nobody baited
>66901628
Thanks friend
>>66901666
>motor "sports"
I'm not a casual
>>66901777
nice trips m8.
>>66901777
i have some money to collect desu
>>66901786
not this time brah
i just smacked it
>>66901745
Why not just take -0.25 @1.95?
Think I have done a TERRIBLE mistake.
AEL Kalloni fixing for over 4.5 ffs.
Piss off.
>>66901745
allright senpai I'll bite
if this bet loses I'm gonna take a break from betting
>>66901799
Hmmm might track uni down desu with all this info he's given away
>>66901836
*made
>>66901836
>Think I have done a TERRIBLE mistake.
Again
>betting against fixers in the final day of the season
>>66901745
on -1 small desu
>>66901834
also a good bet
but the thing is, you should double down in life when the odds are in your favor.
>>66901896
talking big sense pal
>>66901896
milan has been absolute garbage away, why should it be different today?
Gotta love the french who knows his serie A and always posts the Christian Bale gif
>>66901896
>risking everything for 0.15 better odds
GO GO ATLETICO
has rossy done it again?
>>66902157
no, he didn't. was fucking obvious
>>66901928
you're talking about Mihajlović's Milan.
>>66902132
fuck off, that lithuania on germany proxy will jump on it now
and there's the 5th for Olympiakos
actually looked kinda legit pmsl
fuckings greeks
Albania exposed once more, what a fraud
Right, 5/5 loss man here. I'm on Volsungur -0.5 from 1-0. I would advise everyone to oppose this, the way today has gone.
People unironically thought these new flags were better than slovakia and me pmsl
>>66902412
How? I realized as soon they decided to fix that I had done a TERRIBLE mistake.
Dread to think how thick these thousands of people watching this game on the stadium are. PMSL.
>>66901487
Asia too easy
All I need is a Euan tip,
A Euan tip tonight.
Im DAC and need a win,
Euan will make it alright.
Thread Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
What's the Uefalona play?
ROSTOOOOV 111111111
HOLD
>>66901855
Have some news for you famalam, I'm everywhere
>>66902960
>thinking you're cool because you can use a proxy
wew
>>66902894
that song gave me feels ; ;
>>66902960
Now that is rare
>>66902989
>implying proxy
>>66903016
It really is
>>66903054
fucking hell forgot you were going on holiday tears
>>66902960
Listen here, wannabe afrikaaner, what's the Uefalona bet?
>>66903054
Aw shit nigga, that looks fucking comfy.
>>66903054
post feet x
>>66903054
Did you land at that crazy airport where the planes fly right over the heads of the people chilling at the beach?
You know that roulette "trick" where you keep doubling the amount you bet until you win?
Easy money if you do that for games 3/4 of the Wild Stars series because the Wild are going to win 1 of the games at home.
>>66903100
They win by loads idk
>>66903104
Maybe
>>66903111
Yes, at a bar right next to it right now
>>66903117
>trick
Martingale strategy
>>66903160
>the world is sideways in Sint Maarten
Neat
anyone know if rosario is resting players today?
Been ill in bed all day, now about to watch the scottish cup highlights on sky sports
cannae wait to see the huns get smashed x
>>66903318
No, though they're missing the injured Larrondo. Also, it's Central not Rosario. God bless.
>>66903359
Got some bad news for you pal
>>66903395
Aight, thanks.
Smashing Barca corners
>>66903519
Pmsl Volsungur obviously concede to 10 men. 6/6 lost today. Genuinely CANT win a bet.
Spring Offensive
Pontefract 14:40
5/1 e/w
Spring Offensive is of interest here down in class. He wasn't disgraced in the Irish Lincoln on his seasonal reappearance and that will have blown away the cobwebs. He ran some really good races in C2/3s last year, including a decent 4th at HQ and over today's C+D where he stumbled 1f out and then his rider dropped the whip close home. A bit of course experience here is always a plus as it's a sharp track with a stiff uphill finish.
His last win came in a class 3 off 82(-3) and today he drops down a grade and runs off 83(-7). Adam McNamara is an apprentice jockey but he's perfectly capable from what I've seen, and his claim should more than offset his lack of experience.
Spring Offensive is well drawn to chase the leaders as is usually his wont, and the soft ground shouldn't be an inconvenience.
Rivals wise, his fellow 4yos look the main dangers, though Terhaal and Marsh Pride both lack recent runs, and Rocco's Delight isn't sure to get the trip at this track.
5/1 is generally available
>>66903655
Didn't mean to quote. Heads gone.
>>66901745
Kucka injured during warm-up
Poli is autistic.
>>66903736
I'm counting on you desu senpai
>>66903655
What you been on today lid
>>66903655
forgot to lay your tip
down insane as well today m8
>tfw not on rosario central
Barca is literally in shambles good lord
barca such frauds
>that qt at the Croatia Great Britain game
Oh my
>>66903795
PK35 -0.25
Aegir -1
Volsungur -0.5 (0-1)
The failed Cyrus 'fix'
That's the ones I remember. Literally cannot be bothered to check my spreadsheet now. In all honesty how do people deal with losing streaks, head really has gone.
>>66904030
all these tips are from le anonymous tipster on this very image board tbf m8
Can't stop topping up on Barca
>>66904030
>In all honesty how do people deal with losing streaks
you get used to it. trust me, i know.
>>66903675
smacked 300 on this
>>66904030
BT?
>>66904030
I don't deal with them because they don't need dealing with. If you're making poor bets then that's another matter, but losers are simply expenses incurred in order to reach profit town.
>losers are simply expenses incurred in order to reach profit town
jesus
>>66904158
Fair point lad, the only one of them in hindsight that was a 'poor bet' was the PK35 one. Think the reason it's bothering me is because my roll is getting a bit bigger. Think I need to be less aggressive with my stakes now tbqh.
>>66904232
What's your roll and what %'s you doing lad?
>ac milan
well, that's me taking a break from /bet/ :(
>>66904356
>you
>>66904416
Why friendo?
>>66904306
Roll is just about 4.5k been staking about between 2.5% and 5% on mediums. Think I just need more discipline. 6 losses in a row has hurt tho tbqh.
>>66904417
doesn't matter that the goal was disallowed (after my post), milan are still looking shakey as expected
>>66904471
>he didn't get on Valencia @8
just end it
Barca pmsl
>Uefalona
Glad I got on Valencia lids.
>>66904565
ìm on valencia dnb @6.0
Pmsl
>messhit
Valencia still 2.30 to win
>>66904736
>Games are only 45 mins long
>>66904736
Must be wrong
>>66904801
>msn are good
>>66904736
+2 is still @1.7
MAINSTREAM SPESHUL
OOOOOOH GARY GARY
>>66904865
On huge
>>66904917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7k1jniqtTc
Have so much on Barca DNB
Cannot spake
anyone ever tracked finn's roi
>>66904992
MADMAN
>>66904992
why's your fb in spanish ya big spic
mackers is my last hope today
>>66905151
>have so much on Valencia dnb
CLG are 3.00
I.. I'm not sure.
>>66905307
estudio espanol pal
need a wilmington goal like A I R
>>66904992
>Mackers ruining my fucking USL lines
>>66899596
>you
Barca can't get through, it's like against Sociedad all over again
>>66900212
>you
>>66905457
si si
>>66905541
>my lines
Triggered.
>>66905515
Wud b nice.
down unfunny amounts today
11111111111
>not believing in Messi
>Own Goal
Time2Sweat lads
>>66905374
they got ekko
>>66900212
giggling
where the fuck is lux
>>66906287
spending your money on a big bottle of grey goose
>Getting a petty yellow card cause you want to waste 10 seconds on the clock in the 60th minute
Wew
>>66906338
S M R T
>>66906334
I'm sure of that m8
>>66906208
AP Ekko doe...
I'm small on - if they win this, medium,
>>66906360
he's a fraud mate, better off paying kurt for tips
next time i make some profit i need to invest in a punching bag. cant have mom call the cops on me every time i lose another fiver and smack her around the flat
>>66906398
who?
>>66906442
king kurt drago
bird
