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Old thread: >>66871301
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>Op image not bet related
fuck off
>>66898282
Pmsl
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivgvDJXpAIU
Fail to see how this OP is relevant to betting or /bet/ culture
Seems to me you're just fishing for responses.
>>66898364
Did you take your estrogen pills today, xir?
the only time i bet on leicester for sw it loses great life i have guys right
Large staking Ermis next goal. Ends 3 -1 desu
>>66898370
zzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCvWLi_ujl4
>>66898300
>>66898382
try the wayback machine too.
>>66898402
Well obviously, look at the asian prices. A trained monkey could make money off this game with bubblegum accounts.
>>66898370
JUST RING THE BELL ON THE BIG BAGATELLE
>>66898471
So why are you in the loss overall?
Pmsl
Tears at Sassoulo gk. Nice fix.
>>66898530
What are you insinuating you little prick?
>>66898402
>>66898471
no books carrying...
>>66898634
Skybet
Albania sweating!
>ermis
Can't even score in a fix pmsl
>>66898634
will hill
Albania dafc pmsl
u3.5 huuuup
How the fuck does Rossy do it ffs?
Dafc
Got unders at 2.5 with 3 minutes of football to play pmsl
>>66898806
>>66898815
cringe, post slips please you fat stinking mongrel aftertimers
Down insane today, literally haven't won a bet.
>>66898840
Need this webm but with Albania instead of /bet/ desu
>>66898861
You know its a Brit on a proxy right? pmsl
J West are you here?
>>66898926
>I've been here two months and have 5k banked, let ME tell YOU about the this particular poster
Cringe. Albania has been one of the most consistent, profitable tipsters in the history of /bet/.
Need to win a bet lads. Heads completely gone.
Time for bellini dubreua
>>66898963
Think he's playing golf with his dad. No idea how he's managed that, was so pissed last night and we got first train home in the morning. Must be hanging so bad pmsl.
>Aegir not winning
zzz 5/5 lost bets today pmsl
>>66898977
>Been here for 2 months, history of /bet/
>>66898977
pmsl
>>66899001
Pmsl. He's really become a tea boy. What is next for him?
>>66899006
What you been on today lid
>>66899006
Aegir win, dont sweat it lid
>>66899036
Not sure lid but think they're paying him pretty well. He booked us a table last night and got a few bottles for the boys.
>>66899047
The way today has gone, I'm starting to doubt it. Heads gone.
>horse is running fast
>>66898999
i want to believe.
>>66899105
>horse is now running really slow
>>66899105
>>66899119
no hope left for places
>>66899145
Well then, my question now is; did it ever have a chance? I mean to my untrained retarded eye it looked like it got a good start before getting tired too fast. Was that in any way surprising?
>>66899047
Sweating it now pal
>>66899187
no it was running all right up until 2/3s of the race, then the others started to racing
>>66899187
No, it never had any chance. It had shown next to nothing and was hopelessly outclassed by the first two in the market. It won't have any chance until it goes handicapping.
Why are you lads still posting in this /pol/ shill's threads? It's like the 5th time this month that I see a /bet/ thread with a /pol/ image started by a Brit.
Large staking over 0.5 fh in Maribor game.
>>66899230
>>66899236
I see. Just like expected then, thanks!
>Aegir
5/5 lost pmsl. Don't worry lads I'll let you know what I'm next on so you can swerve it
>>66899374
What you been on today lid
>>66898370
Good post
>>66896554
Guess.
>>66898402
Also down sums on this
Today was a good day
>Leicester - West Ham is 1-0 during 76'
>make bet of 4 euros for West Ham win, odds are 19.0, returns 76
>Cash out 2 minutes after 1-2 for 68 euros
>place bet of 1 euro for equal score, odds are 10.0
Made 78 euros, feels good man.
>>66899396
HUNS OUT
>>66899439
Famine is over lid.
Large staking Valencia +2.5
Odds surreal.
>>66899446
Tattie munchers can do one too actually
>>66899434
Ok
Don't get any joy out of watching Arsenal play anymore
Just so indifferent to this team
>>66899508
Old gimmick
>>66899434
Is it fun travelling so much just to do rball? Feel like I'd get tired and bored fairly quickly even though it sounds like a nice gig.
>>66899528
got the 2nd half @1.54
(half with the most goals)
>>66899494
Are you actually Albania or have you found an Albanian proxy and are just shouting random bets out, trying to lose people money?
I'll probably wait until these bets show up on the blogabet
>>66899529
Don't care. Don't care about your "blogs" where you drone on about women either.
>>66899494
Barcelona are SEETHING after their CL loss, they're out for BLOOD and the match will end 7-0
>>66899563
I am THE real Albania lid. Aint gonna tip mainstream shite in my Blogabet though.
Basketball LARGE coming in 26 minutes though.
>>66899600
Use a trip code lid
>>66899600
shaking
Godsent map 3 @2,8 has got to be value in every model there is. Just turned a 6-0 to 15-15 and won overtime.
>>66899600
365 only?
@2, you FUCKING liar
went small anyway
pains me how shite ARSEnal are
>>66899558
Depends on the city and the sport
Santiago for example is boring as shit, food is mediocre, alcohol is not good, while Rio is just great
On the other hand moat of the time indoor sports leave you with lots of free time, while with beach volley a couple days I was 13 hours at the venue contenplating suicide. The matches were amazing though, watching the best players in the world is lots of fun. But 6 days of 10 hours for two weeks straight is hell
>>66899797
otter tears at you. Apologise please
>>66899984
should have been 2:0 by now and the only reason they scored that 1 goal was because crystal were a mess in front of their own goal
2/3 legs of the /bet/ accy to come in again. So frustrating how close we're getting! Just need to get over the line!
Half win, cheers BT.
>>66900043
erm, where did he tip?
>>66900041
We're taking good bets but just not getting the rub of the green it seems. Just need to keep out heads up and keep on taking good value bets. The winners will come eventually.
>>66900163
>Celtic was a good bet
Not even saying this as a Rangers fan but even Celtic fans know Celtic have been shit recently
>>66899600
>27 mins
hurry up
the line hasnt changed again, has it?
>>66900198
Thanks for letting us know after the game has finished :)
rangers must have made the bookies a shit don today
Had tips for today's Uruguay fixture but it was all suspended due to a tornado, hot damn
>>66900233
Wasnt here, was I? SURELY someone else here knows a minuscule amount about Scottish football
>STILL no basketball large
>>66900253
I'd rather you kept your criticisms to yourself if they're no longer useful.
>>66900198
>euan is a fucking hun
FRAUD
R
A
U
D
>>66900253
Why weren't you at the game lad?
>Albania in charge of tipping the correct sport
>>66900336
Season ticket holders only.
>>66900344
>Promises basketball large
>Posts football spec med
>>66900435
>he doesn't have a season ticket for the team he claims to support
bad bitch contest i am in first place
Are PacMac and Slovakia ded?
>>66900491
hopefully
>>66900435
What's the albane bet?
I have a -9% yield in asia
>>66900545
pmsl
>>66900545
Do you preffer Albania over them?
>>66900805
Albania>slovakia>pacmac
Jerv are never going to score are they
pml arsenal
>>66900624
Olympiakos v Kalloni - U4.25
>>66900967
pmsl
>>66900967
Much potential in the USL today lid?
down unreal today, not even the 'lose every bet' german
>>66901020
2 or 3 interesting games in the early ones. Will be prestaking something in the late ones too because I cant stay up.
>>66901087
Fair enough lad, I'm literally down insane today. Hope it's a profitable evening.
>>66900921
One day Arsenal will shoot from outside of the box, score and realise there is another way
>>66901087
>prestaking
i usually lose my bets anyway, but when i bet on fucking arsenal you can be damn sure my bet is gonna lose
>>66901087
Why have Portland Timbers II been backed? Playing first teamers or something?
>>66901145
Elneny tried it earlier it didn’t work, that’ll be the focus in tomorrows training session on why it doesn’t work.
Hello, can you bet on my league ( Curaçao ) ?
>>66901216
Dunno. Not looked yet. Was surprised myself. I would be looking to oppose Sacramento at some point but probably next week. Their results against (what I regard as) weaker teams havent been brilliant.
>>66901183
Well memed
>>66901358
rare etc
u2.5 in the Al-Qadisiyah game is w o r l d
>>66898390
same here...
>>66901358
v v nice flag that one
>>66901358
you the guy who posts in /f1/?
if so:
>A FUCKING LIQUEUR
:^)
holy shit dat cologne comeback
>he's not on Ac Milan @2.20
why are you so clueless anon ?
>>66901745
dont you have vegan sushi to roll?
>Tottenham price taking a pounding
>>66901745
AC have let me down almost as much as Arsenal this season
>tfw nobody baited
>66901628
Thanks friend
>>66901666
>motor "sports"
I'm not a casual
>>66901777
nice trips m8.
>>66901777
i have some money to collect desu
>>66901786
not this time brah
i just smacked it
>>66901745
Why not just take -0.25 @1.95?
Think I have done a TERRIBLE mistake.
AEL Kalloni fixing for over 4.5 ffs.
Piss off.
>>66901745
allright senpai I'll bite
if this bet loses I'm gonna take a break from betting
>>66901799
Hmmm might track uni down desu with all this info he's given away
>>66901836
*made
>>66901836
>Think I have done a TERRIBLE mistake.
Again
>betting against fixers in the final day of the season
>>66901745
on -1 small desu
>>66901834
also a good bet
but the thing is, you should double down in life when the odds are in your favor.
>>66901896
talking big sense pal
>>66901896
milan has been absolute garbage away, why should it be different today?
Gotta love the french who knows his serie A and always posts the Christian Bale gif
>>66901896
>risking everything for 0.15 better odds
GO GO ATLETICO
has rossy done it again?
>>66902157
no, he didn't. was fucking obvious
>>66901928
you're talking about Mihajlović's Milan.
>>66902132
fuck off, that lithuania on germany proxy will jump on it now
and there's the 5th for Olympiakos
actually looked kinda legit pmsl
fuckings greeks
Albania exposed once more, what a fraud
Right, 5/5 loss man here. I'm on Volsungur -0.5 from 1-0. I would advise everyone to oppose this, the way today has gone.
People unironically thought these new flags were better than slovakia and me pmsl
>>66902412
How? I realized as soon they decided to fix that I had done a TERRIBLE mistake.
Dread to think how thick these thousands of people watching this game on the stadium are. PMSL.
>>66901487
Asia too easy
All I need is a Euan tip,
A Euan tip tonight.
Im DAC and need a win,
Euan will make it alright.
Thread Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
What's the Uefalona play?
ROSTOOOOV 111111111
HOLD
>>66901855
Have some news for you famalam, I'm everywhere
>>66902960
>thinking you're cool because you can use a proxy
wew
>>66902894
that song gave me feels ; ;
>>66902960
Now that is rare
>>66902989
>implying proxy
>>66903016
It really is
>>66903054
fucking hell forgot you were going on holiday tears
>>66902960
Listen here, wannabe afrikaaner, what's the Uefalona bet?
>>66903054
Aw shit nigga, that looks fucking comfy.
>>66903054
post feet x
>>66903054
Did you land at that crazy airport where the planes fly right over the heads of the people chilling at the beach?
You know that roulette "trick" where you keep doubling the amount you bet until you win?
Easy money if you do that for games 3/4 of the Wild Stars series because the Wild are going to win 1 of the games at home.
>>66903100
They win by loads idk
>>66903104
Maybe
>>66903111
Yes, at a bar right next to it right now
>>66903117
>trick
Martingale strategy
>>66903160
>the world is sideways in Sint Maarten
Neat
anyone know if rosario is resting players today?
Been ill in bed all day, now about to watch the scottish cup highlights on sky sports
cannae wait to see the huns get smashed x
>>66903318
No, though they're missing the injured Larrondo. Also, it's Central not Rosario. God bless.
>>66903359
Got some bad news for you pal
>>66903395
Aight, thanks.
Smashing Barca corners
>>66903519
Pmsl Volsungur obviously concede to 10 men. 6/6 lost today. Genuinely CANT win a bet.
Spring Offensive
Pontefract 14:40
5/1 e/w
Spring Offensive is of interest here down in class. He wasn't disgraced in the Irish Lincoln on his seasonal reappearance and that will have blown away the cobwebs. He ran some really good races in C2/3s last year, including a decent 4th at HQ and over today's C+D where he stumbled 1f out and then his rider dropped the whip close home. A bit of course experience here is always a plus as it's a sharp track with a stiff uphill finish.
His last win came in a class 3 off 82(-3) and today he drops down a grade and runs off 83(-7). Adam McNamara is an apprentice jockey but he's perfectly capable from what I've seen, and his claim should more than offset his lack of experience.
Spring Offensive is well drawn to chase the leaders as is usually his wont, and the soft ground shouldn't be an inconvenience.
Rivals wise, his fellow 4yos look the main dangers, though Terhaal and Marsh Pride both lack recent runs, and Rocco's Delight isn't sure to get the trip at this track.
5/1 is generally available
>>66903655
Didn't mean to quote. Heads gone.
>>66901745
Kucka injured during warm-up
Poli is autistic.
>>66903736
I'm counting on you desu senpai
>>66903655
What you been on today lid
>>66903655
forgot to lay your tip
down insane as well today m8
>tfw not on rosario central
Barca is literally in shambles good lord
barca such frauds
>that qt at the Croatia Great Britain game
Oh my
>>66903795
PK35 -0.25
Aegir -1
Volsungur -0.5 (0-1)
The failed Cyrus 'fix'
That's the ones I remember. Literally cannot be bothered to check my spreadsheet now. In all honesty how do people deal with losing streaks, head really has gone.
>>66904030
all these tips are from le anonymous tipster on this very image board tbf m8
Can't stop topping up on Barca
>>66904030
>In all honesty how do people deal with losing streaks
you get used to it. trust me, i know.
>>66903675
smacked 300 on this
>>66904030
BT?
>>66904030
I don't deal with them because they don't need dealing with. If you're making poor bets then that's another matter, but losers are simply expenses incurred in order to reach profit town.
>losers are simply expenses incurred in order to reach profit town
jesus
>>66904158
Fair point lad, the only one of them in hindsight that was a 'poor bet' was the PK35 one. Think the reason it's bothering me is because my roll is getting a bit bigger. Think I need to be less aggressive with my stakes now tbqh.
>>66904232
What's your roll and what %'s you doing lad?
>ac milan
well, that's me taking a break from /bet/ :(
>>66904356
>you
>>66904416
Why friendo?
>>66904306
Roll is just about 4.5k been staking about between 2.5% and 5% on mediums. Think I just need more discipline. 6 losses in a row has hurt tho tbqh.
>>66904417
doesn't matter that the goal was disallowed (after my post), milan are still looking shakey as expected
>>66904471
>he didn't get on Valencia @8
just end it
Barca pmsl
>Uefalona
Glad I got on Valencia lids.
>>66904565
ìm on valencia dnb @6.0
Pmsl
>messhit
Valencia still 2.30 to win
>>66904736
>Games are only 45 mins long
>>66904736
Must be wrong
>>66904801
>msn are good
>>66904736
+2 is still @1.7
MAINSTREAM SPESHUL
OOOOOOH GARY GARY
>>66904865
On huge
>>66904917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7k1jniqtTc
Have so much on Barca DNB
Cannot spake
anyone ever tracked finn's roi
>>66904992
MADMAN
>>66904992
why's your fb in spanish ya big spic
mackers is my last hope today
>>66905151
>have so much on Valencia dnb
CLG are 3.00
I.. I'm not sure.
>>66905307
estudio espanol pal
need a wilmington goal like A I R
>>66904992
>Mackers ruining my fucking USL lines
>>66899596
>you
Barca can't get through, it's like against Sociedad all over again
>>66900212
>you
>>66905457
si si
>>66905541
>my lines
Triggered.
>>66905515
Wud b nice.
down unfunny amounts today
11111111111
>not believing in Messi
>Own Goal
Time2Sweat lads
>>66905374
they got ekko
>>66900212
giggling
where the fuck is lux
>>66906287
spending your money on a big bottle of grey goose
>Getting a petty yellow card cause you want to waste 10 seconds on the clock in the 60th minute
Wew
>>66906338
S M R T
>>66906334
I'm sure of that m8
>>66906208
AP Ekko doe...
I'm small on - if they win this, medium,
>>66906360
he's a fraud mate, better off paying kurt for tips
next time i make some profit i need to invest in a punching bag. cant have mom call the cops on me every time i lose another fiver and smack her around the flat
>>66906398
who?
>>66906442
king kurt drago
bird
BIRD
>>66906563
What other TT tipsters should I follow?
if this bird tip loses I'm officially done
>>66906655
which one?
>>66906510
doesn't look better than lux tbqh
First bird tip, 300 on, shaking.
What's the bird tip?
>>66906625
Free ones? King Euan (TftW) for shizzle. S_L_A_G_S has had a few shrewd tips as well.
BIRD
don't worry guys, bird tip will win, im not on
staking pistons
>>66906716
overs
>>66906716
u173.5, line gone now so leave it.
Too much on the Bird
>>66906625
big al
>>66906799
How much lid
>>66906625
MuhammedAli
Ends 2-2
>>66906768
>>66906812
/bet/ mafia HUP nibs psml ALBANIA
Massive Dangers: The League
>>66906796
Line soon coming back lol
Reckon this goes to OT and we lose tbqh
wait a second, this tip doesnt look safe AT ALL
>>66906898
I know mate, so scared ffs
Bet Milan on the exchange. Hope France isn't going to make me look a right mug in front of the Betfair Big Boys.
>>66906912
yup, bird going on a losing streak cba
>>66906884
Jesus.
>>66906912
Shut up and start shaking!
>>66906884
You going to make a collage lid?
>tfw i cashed out valencia dnb @6.0 for a meager 2.5x return
>>66906984
I will from the archive in a few weeks
>>66907024
Smart herren, unlike Bizarro Niemcy.
>3 points
Just gave my cat a stone cold stunner
>line is back
JUST END IT PLEASE
M I L A N
I
L
A
N
MILAN
>>66907028
Waiting for those promised speciality tips, kompis.
This is down, suicidal
>BIRD
fuck him, hoping for a miracle here
cbfa
Another 3 pointer, kill me now
DOWN SO INSANE THIS WEEKEND
Why did I follow after his good run, was never going to keep it up, down insane.
>>66907103
IT'S BROKEN IN HALF.
When's Tommy Brewer going to grow up and get a real job?
New York RB II - Rochester Raging Rhinos
Posted In-Play @ '6 min. from 0:0
Over
Over 2
Analysis
Because we all love vodka in Redbull
FFS
JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE BIRD
fucking save us Euan
can't stop rebacking, need one hell of a hold
pmsl Iceland mafia uafc this weekend
got over a grand on with rebacks, what am i doing
Today must be opposite day, I' actually winning bets
Bird a fraud?
Such a sharp green spike for April.
Ty based Valencia time-wasting.
begging they just take it easy and pass it round the back
>>66904865
Rolls in with ease again
Mainstream so easy
Refuse to believe betting on basketball is profitable
>>66907525
>muh fast moving lines
>Can't stop hitting 3 pointers
>Won't stop hitting 3 pointers
>>66907575
i know they move fast i've been rebacking from u173.5 to u184.5
P good quarter so far desu
are all of birds tips like this?
Bird looking like a winner, up thousands
>>66907717
Sweaty? Sure
Bird "positive variance" Secondname
>>66907777
Checked
This has a chance you know
>>66907717
It's not a bird tip if you're not on the floor in a puddle of your own sweat shaking so hard you're lifting your body in and out of the puddle. I managed to cash in for a 50% loss and put it on overs.
>>66907836
>I managed to cash in for a 50% loss and put it on overs.
I AM PMSL
I belive
>>66907836
utter utter
>>66907963
I belive that
>>66907836
>thinking you know beter than an Icelandic Basketball JUDGE with a 35% ROI
>Overs in a cavs game
pmsl
>>66908025
I believe that unders wins
>>66907912
I'm pretty sure I'll be pissing myself, but not with laughter, friend.
What's my name bitches.
>>66908051
I definitely do not, I just don't have the constitution for bird tips.
h o l d
Can already taste the tears when this goes to OT
Trust in bird lids
Sweatfest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDVuQi4gdtk
t shirt drenched
inb4 173 points total
How can one French McDonalds employee be so shrewd on Italian football?
Actually shaking lads
Jesus Christ I have a tenner on this
Shaking
my fucking GOD this GAME
Feel sick
>>66908367
£260 here
pretty much won now
Bird surreal
>>66908423
300 here
>30 seconds left
>10 mins later
>17 seconds left
worse than NFL ffs
C L G
Damn Bird, back at it again with the sweaty winners
SHAKING
Next time, fucking shit on me if I say something other than BIRD!
>>66908351
never missed a week of serie A in the last six years f a m.
UAC, tears if you weren't on it lads.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
DOWN THOUSANDS
WTF
KEK
WASNT ON
FEELS COMFY
dafc
OH
YOUR
GOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BIRD IS NOT A TURD
>>66908557
Nevermind.
Last 10 seconds lasts for 5mins and about 15 points scored...what the fuck is this game
EUAN FUCKING HELP ME
>>66908552
>>66908434
Fucking cunt
What was Bird's tip? o150.5 ?
I looked away for 5 minutes, what happened?
Why didn't the ref blow? Last minute lasted about 5 minutes
>>66908707
under 173.5
What the hell! I lost my tenner that's bollocks
>>66908707
u173.5
>>66908733
Yeah, bet365 show the quarter time under 60 secs for like 3 minutes.
Bird is finished
>bird liked your comment
Going to do some chin testing
>>66908744
>>66908781
19 point deficit in 1 quarter. I'd cash out lads, take what you can get.
>>66908851
Two bird bets, two losers :)
>>66908781
First time watching basketball?
>>66908889
Euan help me.
Bird, Albania, everyone else is failing us. Give us a winner later. On my KNEES.
Betonline seems to have rather pessimistic predictions for strikeout totals.
>>66908904
It lost a while ago, friend.
>>66908926
No. It didn't stop, it kept going up and down, up and down.
>>66908851
Hey Coco, 50k ain't shit.
>>66908937
Current games are looking TEZ. Need T2 game to be dece or its all in on the prestake
Are any lads in literal tears here after bird?
>bird comments
cringe
trujillianos ah0
>>66899596
Lmao this mong.
Wish tinder would bring moments back desu
>>66909170
kill yourself you little piece of shit
Hallgrimur: they are not going to get water from the bookies !
>>66909278
>implying Goffy doesnt donate to charity
>>66909170
If you wanna scrap you little mug we can scrap, don't wanna see you around here again I might knock you out
>>66909278
kek
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing on here losing thousands with you cunts when I could be on on some London tower bloke baiting out bare mandem rn
>>66909409
block*
>>66909409
Mate if you wanna get on some London bloke you go ahead no ones stopping you
Bare mandem rn?
Small on Atletico Socopo
Double Chance @3.0
Need another Porto goal like air
>Tfw have to walk past all those ethnic kids recording videos near Westfield/Stratford station on the way to the bookies
Even got to the point where I recognise some of them now ffs
>>66909702
suspended for fucking ages
>>66909702
Bring it on Mackers. On T2 +0.25 FH
>>66909702
OH SHIT MACKERS VS EUAN
HYPE
MACKERS
VS
EUAN
IT'S ON
MMMMMM BOYS
>>66909941
some reason?
>>66909555
Anyone got on?
Literally not lost a bet recenty, what i've tipped here
>>66909912
I'm coming to germany in the summer to kick your ass ahmed
shaking at Mackers vs Euan
>>66910039
Yeah some of them are decent to be fair, but no f@m don't think they like white boys
>>66910098
Where you headed m9
fh 0.0 worth a go? missed +
>>66910040
Couldn't find it. The tho famalam
Naval 0.0
@1.8
MED
James Mckeown Just from the stream, Portland have come into it since I posted though, was one way traffic early doors. Portland average age is 22. Generally negative vibes about them this season, "building for the future" keeps being thrown around so they are not really expecting many points imo.
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reminder to have fasands on a bet cos one team are better in the first 8 mins
>>66910286
He creates value in these matches as he bases a bet on things like this. The line moves a lot and the other side is often value, he doesn't know a lot about the league just tries to judge it on the stream.
>>66910207
be based in berlin for 4 months or so
>>66909912
>And to think Brits think this is the """best""" city in the world
Do they? Not the ones I know.
>>66910286
a v e r a g e
g
e
>>66910259
On!
>>66910331
Alright Dino we know you're on the plus lad
>>66910349
Have fun and don't get hooked on the yay since it's cheap and only a phone call to the coke cab away.
>>66910259
TEARS
how big was everyones roll when they started out?
>>66910537
£200
>>66910537
£40
>>66910536
FUUUUCK
Come on Bitches!
>>66910259
>>66910385
Fuck!
>>66910537
my roll was whatever i got off the dole a year ago, £35k now
>>66910537
2k
down to 70 now
My bet orginally was OVER 1 goal line priced at 2.4 but they scored ffs
REBACKING
Need /bet/ M A G I C
>>66910631
I really wish people would stop lying on bet
>>66910631
how many times have you had to set up a new account?
>>66910537
bout tree fiddy
>>66910643
Rebacking? Heads gone.
>>66910702
Red card -_-
>>66910807
RED.
HEADS GONE
>>66910776
kek
Lads, I have a mate who I think has a gambling problem.
All he does is send us betting tips during the day, and most of them lose. Yet when we ask him did he bet, he only ever sends us cropped images of huge winning bets, which are nicked from facebook and twitter.
Should I intervene ?
>>66910750
not lying m8
>>66910752
a few
>>66910845
Introduce him to PGA
>>66910845
How old is he?
>>66910878
No fuck off, I enjoy golf, last thing I want is him coming with me
>>66910883
29
>>66910845
is his name felix?
>>66910908
pmsl
>>66910845
When did oil move to the uk
Somebody from /bet/ has picked that midfield
>Dack
>Judge
I have an 8% ROI in asia
>>66911031
7.7% here desu, what's your point?
>>66910845
is his name Basi Harpeet?
>>66911031
and a 0% ROI in getting a gf
need caracas miracle
>>66911109
This is a good post
>>66909941
Half hup x
Profit on +0.5 x
Wife and kids on CD FAS sw
Bookies are mad giving it away at that price 2.5 dead cert
>>66911112
been together 3 years
>>66911086
shitposting purposes
Charlotte +14.5
EUAN IS A GOD
>>66898840
Rossy is DAC last i heard
>>66911586
Scared desu, medium or small?
NEED san martin goal
>>66911636
Been handing him too much of my money for that to be true.
>>66911618
>PUT YOUR TRIP BACK ON
>>66911640
Medium. Miami won't keep up their scoring pace
>>66911267
on this
Wow, some huge movement in the shrewdie power rankings if Euan holds on here.
>>66911731
Plz put trip back on Euan
>yfw this Miami roster drinks magic juice to regain their 2008 skill and health back
>>66911696
>>66911741
can we just stop pretending Euan isnt shrewd? Yeah? It's pretty boring now.
He is nearly prime J West/BT tier.
>>66909941
HNG
>>66910537
£5 <5years> £25k
>>66911689
3lit3 are UAC bro
E U A N
Come Caribbean with me lid
>>66911949
If >>66912091 is what you look like, I'll be there in a heartbeat, big boy <3
>>66912146
I'll have to agree that lad looks very handsome
>>66912195
-ev you scrub
red for Sacramento
>>66911267
how's this looking? worth a reback?
>>66912260
naah, i think they pretty harmless
Janitor RAPID
tfw officially elite
>>66912091
Just so swav
>>66912432
>1120 tips
Has he just been on TT ages or does he just tip absolutely loads of stuff but stake shrewdly?
>>66912291
based ireland, saved my greasy tenner
>>66912484
He's an rball warrior but I also think he has been around for ages. Probably tips 10 games per day but I'm purely speculating.
SUCH a USL J U D G E
Euan tipping TWO WINNERS on a game where both Mackers and Luxton tipped LOSERS. Is Euan now shrewder than the two of them? The facts speak for themselves...
He went from quantity to quality in April.
Picturing Euan's smug little face right now
how big is euan's roll?
>>66912657
Who inplay2g? He's pretty shrewd desu, has the highest win streak on TT too I think
Another asian loser for Deluxe, waste of money
>>66912685
Yes, it ate my quote. Ment as reply.
who is the young pacey black man for Sounders Euan?
Hoping Euan and Flatanon's tips come through
>>66912598
>>66912656
Cheers lids. Mackers clueless. Lux not much better but the slightly better bet of the two. Might have came in if the Sacramento striker didnt decide to kick the T2 keeper in the face. Or Americans knew how offside worked.
>>66912672
Getting bigger most days.
Just tipped S2 v Colorado O2.5:
Sounders defence is one of the most chaotic in the league and are able to concede from the most average of passes. They also have a really fast boy who plays on the wing who can cause trouble for any defence. (Dont know if he will be starting but going to bed so wont be able to check once teams are out.)
Colorado are one of the top half sides in the league from what I have seen and should have no problem putting a few past Sounders' defence.
Just a 2/10 here because that is the most I will allow myself to put on a USL prestake.
Night x
>>66912768
H Bwana, #42
>>66912806
Only on flatanon, find it hard to stake overs without watching game or seeing lineups. Good luck to all that are on though, wish you all the best!
>>66912950
Sounders defence has been tez, 2.5 a pretty ridiculous line tbf but USL can be a bit lotto so its tough to go bigger than a smed
Is SLAGS about?
Is a 7/10 stake a LARGE?
Hey lads, I'm new to betting. My mate said you could make easy £££'s through matched betting. Is this true? How much can you make?
Can only pray the Hornet's plane crashes on the way home at this point tbqh.
>>66913280
Depends on how many people's details you have. Prepare to have to jump through hoops to verify all your accounts if you use other people's details.
If you're just making accounts for yourself, you stand to make maybe 400 quid
>>66913249
If 10 is a large, it's a 7/10
>>66913331
Yeah, I'll just use my deets. 400 sounds good, there definitely seems like a lotta sites offering free stuff. I just hope I don't get flooded with junk mail signing up to all of this.
>>66913397
You do
>>66913397
Make another email account separate for matched betting.
Over the last 2-3 years I've used about 50+ accounts for friends etc and made a few grand from Bet365 alone
>>66913280
remember ,an acca a day keeps the limiter away
O2.5 down to 1.9 already. Euan so shrewd
>>66913440
B-but I unticked all the "contact me" boxes
As long as I don't get post ...
eSports: CLG @ 2.25
Worth a good punt m8s
EUAN MOVES LINES
>>66913641
stixxay surreal
>>66914760
gg ez
Soon as I saw that Tristana pick, i wasnt sweating at all.
O2.5 drifting
Euan a fraud
>get on spurs -7.5 at 1.33 because my virgin click accy got voided
>instead of spurs -22.5 at 3.1
>spurs win by 32
t-thanks
Hello, I'm here for USL goals.
>trailblazers get comfy lead in 2nd quarter
>give up 8 straight points in last 2 minutes
>lose the quarter 21-24
JUST
New thread where
need s_l_a_g_s so hard
>>66919423
Already on Estrella Burgos?
Thank you based Hack-A-Jordan strategy saving my o203.5 Portland @ Clippers bet
>>66919440
Yeah, got a silly loss chase on. Literally lost my last 20 bets or so, the glorious winning times of last week have dried out and I knew it couldn't be like that forever
Need this very much
>>66919463
Me too, friend.
What's the reasoning with the Burgos match?
Flatanon price SMASHED
>>66920210
Don't bet the farm on it. He should be the favourite but not by much
Reback Sweden with this drift?
>>66920384
Sweden?
>>66920395
Eurovision
tears!
Enjoyable trade to start the week, thanks flatanon!
>>66920450
zzzzzz
>>66920450
This.
>burgos
>>66919463
so incredibly down, literally cannot spake
>>66920490
its far from over, dont kill yourself yet
>>66920503
too late, hanging myself
