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Wednesday 4/13
SKC 1-2 COL
SJ 2-0 NY
POR 1-3 DAL
Upcoming
Friday 4/15
HOU - LA 1-4 FINAL
Saturday 4/16
CHI - MTL 1-2 FINAL
DC - TOR (5 ET) 0-1 FINAL
CLB - NYC (7:30 ET) 3-2 FINAL
COL - NY (9 ET) 2-1 FINAL
RSL - VAN (10 ET) 1-0 70'
SEA - PHI (10 ET) 1-0 70'
POR - SJ (10:30 ET) 0-0 HT'
Sunday 4/17
ORL - NE (3:30 ET - ESPN)
DAL - SKC (7 ET - FS1)
News
Sacramento will "probably" be in MLS at some point
Jermaine Jones (COL) will likely play Saturday
Nigel De Jong (LA) suspended 3 games
Atlanta Utd hires youth academy director
Standings
Dallas leading the Supporters' Shield and Western Conf rankings with 14 points from 7 games
Montreal leading Eastern Conf
who /neonazi/ here
>it's a Garber gives an expansion team to a billionaire in a city with no fans instead of promoting a lower league team with grassroots support episode
Don't disgrace Melee with your shitty meme minor league. Thanks.
t. The rest of /sp/
UNION COMEBACK?
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Anyone know what Philly did to get a guy sent off? Missed it earlier.
And thats gonna be the only goal Morris will score this season.
>>66884901
Alberg had two bad fouls
Scissored a guy's leg for the second one
Did you guys know that MLS is fucking garbage?
>>66884883
>Do not disgrace m'video game, good sir!
*tips fedora*
Back to /v/eddit with you, fucking scrub.
>>66884901
Awkward as fuck tackle, second yellow
>getting scored on by a diabetic
>He rates MLS
I know we all hate turf. But this new Seattle turf is way fucking better than the old turf they had
Is MLS elite?
>>66884949
Thats not saying much though
>>66884916
2bh Melee, despite not being a sport, is more fun to watch than muh little soccer could ever hope to be.
The mlels is a disgrace to American sports and only exists because the US wanted to host a world cup for some reason.
Melee is a shit game.
>>66884941
>shit posting in the wee hours.
>>66884966
>>66884979
Babby is so cute.
>>66884915
CHI
Did anyone cap that dislocated finger?`
>>66884979
>>66884966
>>66884916
>>66884915
>>66884883
Everytime I use this for the OP pic autistic faggots come in here and talk about vidro games lel
GOAL
>>66885020
Is this some kind of ironic bait?
>All 3 teams with New York in their names lost
Too bad the Galaxy won
Would have been the greatest week
>>66885071
>Flyovers
Not even once.
>Philly
Reminder that the channel that uploaded FIGHT And win was recentley active so i suggest we spam WHERE IS ROBBY OR SHIT LIKE THAT.
Philly diving for it.
that was a bullshit yellow on valdez
>>66885160
Cry more nigger
My prediction of adi for mattocks has come true.
>>66885177
It was a terrible call. He played and won the ball clean.
>>66885177
assmad union fan detected
keep bitchin about alberg's well-deserved red
>>66885203
>Shittale Flounders not welcomed.
Thank You.
ADI!!
This is the year for RSL. Seriously, name me one reason they won't win the MLS Cup. Football's coming home lads.
>>66885283
>The Crapids ask them politely to lose the WCF
>They oblige
>>66885283
>kings hat
>RSL Jersey
wew lad
Proof MLS DOES NOT WANT US TO WIN, get fucked lads, this is >OUR year
>>66885321
Don't worry lad its just a rebuilding year.
They'll just get stronger.
>>66885321
>Literally letting King meme score on you
You deserve the incoming collapse that costs the team the playoffs and the locker room
>>66885343
>it's another "rebuilding" year for Philly
>>66885427
But it actually is this time.
Caleb Porter,you're such a piece of shit.
>>66884849
>Tampa Bay Mutiny
Anyone else notice that team in the nation's capital looks like D-Cunted?
>>66885128
back to r*ddit maplefag
>>66885321
LEL get fucked
>tfw 4th overall in fantasy this round
Feels good nigga. Should've captained Ivanschitz, then I'd be 1st.
>JackMac
BAHAHHAHA
GET FUCKED QUAKESFAGS
>Jews
>>66885576
>no pity
PTFC goalkeepers are kill.
>>66885618
not even on our own players
>8 minutes of stoppage
>memeolowski
>>66885652
>Ow! Borchers beard bit me!
PENULTY
>8 minutes
RIP clean sheet bonus
>>66885307
Of you had told me at the end of last season both the crapids and rsl are gonna be at the top of the WC i would have laffed
>>66885730
Maybe if your players didn't fucking die
>dat cheeky center roller
>tfw more fantasy points
>borchers
Dittin Du Nuffin!
>>66885770
>>66885770
We all know the penal was for Wondo to statpad up to Don Ovan.
They're not even making it obvious anymore
FIGHT
>first penalty in 7 games
>oh the league is rigging it for him
>>66885787
Landy Cakes still has the USMNT goal record though.
>shooting it way after the fucking whistle into someones head
Enforcers in MLS when?
what the fuck?
This is a mess
>just lost clean sheet bonus
>valeri sent off
just fuck my fantasy team up
>>66885806
>Muh Wondo Numbers
>Literally all that's been talked about is number 115
>Soft penalty
>Timbers in charge of not imploding
>We've surpassed Bush League into XFL tier bullshit
Kill me while I still have some shred of self-respect
BTFO
How many cars do the ultras destroy tonight?
>>66885854
>the city of tolerance.
get fucked twice, Qucks
>>66885854
>(You) in charge of getting BTFO
>Scum Hosey Quacks
You had one fucking job quakes
>Valeri gets sent off
>Adi scores at the death
>The City of My Fantasy team
>Tumblrs smoke bombs
Literaly doing it wrong.
>>66885946
Never seen a timbers game?
>>66885962
>Shittle 2.0
Yeah,No.
>this shitshow got me at least 105% mad
>tfw at least Sharks are up 2-0
>>66885946
>we don't find allowing dirty fans into our stadium funny, but have at it
>Portlel fans
>>66885991
>no pity
At least you guys pose well.
Anyone have a webm of Valeri hitting the Scum Jose guy in the head?
>having more than 1 Timber on your fantasy team
>Rapids are 4-2-1 and third overall
What a time to be alive.
>Portlel out scumbag the quakes.
Another in bizzaro land?
>>66885982
>furpuck
>>66886493
NO SCOPED
>>66886493
>making DeJong look good.
>>66886493
What did the ref make of this?
>>66886564
given a second yellow and sent off
might not have been specifically for this - match report says it was for "argument"
>>66886564
>Counting on Mls refs.
I would judge that by all the tumblr tears.
>>66886585
It was for getting into a scuffle with Bingham.
>>66885018
doesn't actually look that bad desu
>>66886666
I didn't see it. Doesn't even look dislocated desu, I have a finger bent to shit from when I used to play football
>>66886493
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
IF YOU'RE HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
>>66886834
Does memeis not know he has a left foot?
>>66886834
But one mlsc up you ain't wo.
>>66886876
fucking savage
;_;
This is a third-league game.
>>66886834
You got 99 Opens, but MLS not one
>no soonposters yet ITT
based
>>66886976
>third
Only a matter of time until 2nd
>>66886976
Impressive.
>>66886976
Drunk students from flyovers don't count.
>>66886976
If they keep that up they could probably pull a Sacramento and get an expansion spot.
Would be nice to see more teams come up from lower leagues.
>>66886976
>Nashills on suicide watch.
>>66886976
I'm really digging everything about FC Cincy. Do they play Los Dos this year?
>>66884876
I could do without a few of the inferior races
>>66887188
>Game for 'Futbol Club' Cincinnati draws more fans than the NASL Championshit
FC Cincinnati outsold Columbus Crew by almost 4,000 tickets.
A USL team playing its second home game EVER outsold a freaking MLS team by almost 4,000 tickets.
Think about it.
>>66887250
Columbus and Chicago are embarassing to this league. Both stuck in MLS 1.0
>>66887250
It's pretty great but not as good as this imo
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/08/10/us-amateur-record-crowd-18227-sees-npsl-club-chattanooga-fc-fall-overtime
>>66887250
>A USL team playing its second home game EVER outsold a freaking MLS team by almost 4,000 tickets.
>Think about it.
So all we have to do to save US Soccer is constantly shut down teams after their first year. Building a sports league like little pop up shops that appeal to hipsters, and designed to cash in on limited availability.
>her everyone better go rush out to see Real Boise before its gone in a few months
>>66887356
>chattanooga fc
>not the chattanooga choo choos
>>66887214
Nope, they're in the Eastern Conference.
>>66887893
The east doesnt play the west at all?
>>66887923
Calm down Garber.
>>66887923
Its how USL cuts costs.
Would you describe NYCFC as being mentally weak
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAV8WBYsEqo
Will USL ever stop expanding?
>>66888225
They can keep subdividing into divisions, much like the lower tiers of the English pyramid which have several regional leagues.
The divisions already don't play each other so it wouldn't be much of a change.
>>66888448
>yfw los tres wins USL 3 division title
>>66888141
>Jude
>>66888448
Do they not have a national cup (for that level in the pyramid) where they pit the winners of each conference against each other or something like that?
>>66888225
NEVAHHHH
>>66890306
Why are they building a giant metal nose anon
>>66891016
Hmm...Yes. I wonder why.
>>66886976
>>66887250
>Second ever game.
1. I'm not sure if that's supposed to be impressive or not. Most of it is still novelty at this point.
2. They were giving away tickets for $1. I don't think you could do that in MLS.
3. If Cincinnati were to have a rival city in anything, it would be Louisville.
Getting that many people into the stadium is impressive, but I don't know if that is sustainable at all.
bumping to survive the
>leicester
wave.
>soon
>>66890306
Yeah but its a typical playoff format.
Also there is the Open Cup
>J-Mo scores the go-ahead goal to give the Sounders a win
>Union bandwagoners BTFO
>ABSs BTFO
>ABmemeiss BTFO
>/mls/ BTFO
>Soon
>>66885826
>who is Ozzie Alonso
>Pulisic
The true hero USA needs, step aside Morris time for fresh hotness to take the spilight with your dated memes.
>>66887356
>tfw almost that time of the year when the NPSL gets to save US soccer again
Nawlins saints fan here, I know Houston is close, but can I be a montreal fan because of fleur de lis?
>>66903286
Sure, commie.
>Boston built
>No where near Boston
>>66903286
A better question is, why the fuck doesn't NAwlins have a club?
>>66900621
>Literally what the fuck is this
>Do image search
>Mercedes-Benz Stadium
Nigga that's the name of the stadium in N'Awlins, we can't be havin' that shit.
I'M JUST A POOR BOY
FROM A POOR FAMILY
>>66904406
But he used to be a part of the rich AEG and is now seemingly part of a poor family with cross dresser, transgender Oscar De La Hoya
>>66903982
>#NERevs bench at Orlando City: Knighton (GK), Sambinha, Herivaux, Kobayashi, Smith, Davies, Femi #ORLvNE
>>66903982
>Julio Baptista
JUST
>>66904324
That's the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, which will apparently revert to the Louisiana Superdome once >soon happens.
Same way we can have Toyota Field and Toyota Stadium.
>>66904058
>Bombston
>implying MLS even has a Bosten team
>>66904247
Because Dana Stumpf isn't super-rich, Al Copeland is dead, and Tom Benson doesn't give a shit about soccer.
Have there been any aging yuros in MLS who actually try and don't treat the whole thing like a big joke?
>David Villa
>Kaka
>Robbie Keane (kind of)
anyone else?
>>66905470
>all that butthurt about Cole coming to MLS
>haven't heard a word them since Cole become one of the best fullbacks in MLS this season
>>66905470
There's probably less that treated MLS like a lesser league than more.
>Marquez
>Cahill
>drogba?(not really)
Thats all I can really think of?
Most Euros come here and become the best in the league
>>66905544
All the butthurt shifted to De Jong
Orlando has a great atmosphere. They've been a great addition to MLS.Hopefully they can become a top tier team, and actually start winning.
>>66905470
>keane
>kind of
fuck right off kid
>Columbus, Portland and Seattle shitting the bed
>The Crapids doing well
wtf is MLELS
>>66905719
>average home attendance: 32k
>new stadium capacity: 25k
why would they do this?
>>66906030
the mid is selling
>>66905932
>robbie keane browses /sp/
>he watches a retirement league, and actually takes it seriously
>lel england
>penalty conceded in 14 seconds
wew
>>66906460
>Disney up one already.
>When Orlando wins the MLS Cup this year
>>66906687
I fucking love trailer park boys
i didn't realize people actually lived in orlando
Everyone gone on a sunday?
>>66907955
Probably, also it is NE vs Orlando, so no one cares.
>Orlando
Some brilliant static defending there
>>66907054
Spoke too soon.
>Soon
>>66905208
>Mercedes-Benz Superdome goes back to being just the Louisiana Superdome
First of all, what about the fucking money N'Awlins gets for that, they need that money (unless it just goes to the pockets of the fat-cat owner, in which case, nvm).
Second of all, both the Dallas Mavericks AND the Miami Heat play at American Airlines Arena, so what the fuck is life.
>>66905273
>implying there aren't other rich people on Lousy-anna.
GOT-DAMMIT, WHO PUT TOM BENSON IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING
This feels like an Orlando chokefest at home waiting to happen
Publix
>>66909680
>First of all, what about the fucking money N'Awlins gets for that, they need that money
Saints will leave town just as they planned to before Katrina.
>>66909717
There's also that dude who owns the Zephyrs, but he's probably done with soccer after he bought the Riverboat Gamblers and shut them down.
Just as well, Zephyr Field is an awful place for soccer, and there's already a soccer-specific stadium in City Park.
>davies
>antifa flags in the supporters section
>Magic Kingdom
>divevies
>new englel
MOLINO IS OUR KING!
that's a blatant handball
fucking refball
I don't know what the fuck is going
>MLELS
Jesus. Fucking Salazar.
>this game
Meme my shit up.
Make-up call. kek
>>66909816
>implying I'm not a wizard
really it should be 1-1 so I guess it doesn't matter
+8 on a +3 why dontcha?
>cucklando "fans"
Absolute fucking shitshow. Riots in New England and Orlando.
What happened, I was watching Miami-Charlotte
>the ending to this Orlando-NE game
So much butthurt everywhere
>>66910104
>spending money on something to shut it down
Where's the profit in this
>>66910061
>Saints leaving NO
The locals would set him on fire.
>>66907332
the airport and hotels don't run themselves, anon.
>mfw this game
>PRO refs
Hahaha, what a clusterfuck.
>>66910965
Refs in a Revs game happened.
Why is Toledo still in the league? Every game with him is a refball shitshow.
So how will the Refolution bounce back from this week?
>>66911026
Toledo=Ratings
Anyone feel bad for refs who end up with games like this?
>>66911165
Never sympathize with the refs.
>>66911137
Who the fuck tunes in to watch the refereeing?
>>66911222
Me desu
Baldy, Geiger and Salazar almost guarantee one team is gonna play with 10
>>66911189
But anon, they're humans.
>>66911290
If they didn't want the pain, they'd have picked a different profession.
No handball call on orlandos second goal,hand ball PK giving to NE in stoppage. Everyone leaves with one point.
>>66911290
>implying refs are human
Not on my watch.
It sucks that the conversation will no longer be how shitty Noperino was doing.
>>66911418
>Other Pirlo
>Doing shitty in MLS
It's a given tbqh
>tfw this is just a garbage season as we wait for the new 2017 expansion teams to arrive
>>66911837
Stick to soon posting, its easier for us to filter you.
Will the Mexican keeper recover?
>>66912072
He is out of town with the Mexico U-23 squad.
>>66912099
says hes on the bench
>>66912072
Seitz is better tbqh
>>66912135
Probably a mistake. I bet Herman will be on the bench.
>>66912097
How many bing bogs left?
>I have to work trough the night because I've been a lazy cunt, I'll use headphones and listen to American commentators saying things like "a swing and a miss".
saw this on Twitter, lol'd
>Called the fuck out
>Delete tweet
>The Furries of Orlando
>LGTSS
>Leastern Conference
>>66912293
Bullshit.
No one can be this self unaware
>>66912293
Good job anon.
>>66912293
>you retweeted it
>>66912426
Was someone else's screenshot
>>66912245
5 bings
Does FC Dallas have fans?
>>66912596
They're out of town watching the Mexico u-23s
>>66912596
No.
Who's a /sporting/ here?
>>66912703
Here. In bad mood because royals
>>66912596
The weather forcast had the game being washed out and strong storms. Now it is clear for the moment.
>>66912568
tx m8
>>66912783
No problem Coelho. You're supposed to be starting today so I figured it was important for you to know
>>66912752
>afraid of rain
>>66912809
>Coelho
He started strong but I guess he's letting it slip, sadly.
I like how you ABSs stopped talking shit when Morris scored his first goal. We're going to win the cup with Morris leading us and there's nothing you homophobic losers can do anything about it.
goddamn it chivas
What hell Dallas. Is everyone stuck in traffic?
>>66912836
He's responsible for SKC's first 3 points of the season so he's already outplayed his contract
Oh nice, Eurosport is showing SKC live.
Fuck shit streams.
>>66912837
>This delusional.
Go """""fight""""" and """""win""""" somewhere else.
bringing children out onto the field for games is great and all but hearing from them is over the line.
Julie Stewart Binks with the drainage report
>>66912898
Kid choirs are gr8
Brings back memories of the good old days
>>66912837
>falseflagging this hard
although when Sounders fans have opinions like pic related it's not too hard to make them look bad
>>66912099
That isn't until late May
>this attendance
Is this a USL match I'm watching?
>>66913022
It's strange. They are even top of the league.
>>66913022
Trump scared their fans away
>>66913039
>>66913022
>Watching Dallas,Colorado,Chicago at home
>Jesse Gonzales
>Born in North Carolina
>Wants to play for Mexico national team
Fucking traitor
What happened to Meyers? He's been one of the best players in the team imo.
>>66913039
Stadium is in a suburb of the city
Since MLS is more /comfy/ than anything, you get stuff like this
>dWHYr
How the fuck was this not a goal holy shit.
what was the union score last night, just in from the game today
Just let Dom score Dallas, please.
>the man from cuckland
>>66913141
Are you serious anon? This is a joke. Its 2016
>Dwyer
>>66913165
also, dallas are fucking horrible.
>>66913096
I don't mind the dual-nationals on the NT, but I don't think Klinsmann does a good enough job screening them for their actual commitment to the US
I don't understand why people are so mad about Rossi
He was always Italy first
Dwyer almost with an ultra rare ground header goal
>>66913182
The /comfy/ thing?
Face it
MLS is still like a minor league baseball team in a lot of places
>>66913210
I think if your MLS team can't draw over 15,000 people in the seats in 2016 it should be relocated. Dallas probably has like 8,000 people there now and are 1st in the West.
>Castilel
>lelstillo
>>66913210
MLS teams can't help where their stadium is, most of the teams in britain were formed in the late 1800's.
Is that darren o'dea? I bet hes hurting after today.
BIG BLACK OLUM
I will defend MLS to the highest hilt but fuck me, is that what you boys call defending?
>>66913268
How long have you been watching MLS? i'm curious. I know nowadays all the stadiums are being built downtown in cities like Orlando,Houston,Sacramento
The older SSS like LA Galaxy,Real Salt Lake,Dallas made huge mistakes in my opinion. "Settling" for the suburbs was bad for the long run. Well LA still do fine, but hurts "atmosphere".
Also, >Dallass
In a perfect world, with a Salary cap
Castillo woulda been bought by the LA Galaxy 2 years agoand be on a star studded meme team like Real Madrid.
>>66913313
We're an attacking league and every good defender immediately gets shipped to Europe to maintain the stereotype.
>>66913165
2-1 Seattle. Alberg got sent off for a shitty tackle which probably lost them the game.
Also gratz on removing fenian scum
>>66913319
When they were built, they just needed a stadium
They have some leverage now
>>66913313
>defending
Never heard of it.
>>66913319
Casually supported Union since they beat Celt*c in 2010, trying to take more of an interest recently.
>ballboy Banting the sporting gk.
>>66913319
Philly and LA are the only MLS 2.0 stadiums that can draw a crowd. Dallas and Chicago are fucked by their stadiums.
>>66913319
Every time you complain about Seattle's turf, you prove yourself wrong.
Also, moving into suburbs wasn't just about "settling" it was also a part of muh family friendly league set up.
>>66913313
defenders are like the lowest paid guys in the league. MLS is lopsided in attack, no balance in defense.
>>66913418
>People actuallyy think LAG is going to fold because of la"""""fc"""""".
>>66913426
Land is cheaper in suburbs
>>66913456
No but they'll LAG behind after a few years
>>66910981
He won't but his grand daughter is trying to win control of the team from him in court. She might.
NO doesn't have a soccer team because its a relatively small market. It readily supports the Saints and LSU, but other sports/teams have trouble sustaining themselves.
>>66913461
I understand as far as attendance goes. But if the front office is smart enough. lafc will settling in like the clippers.
>>66913484
They have an NBA team
>>66913461
>inb4 LA Galaxy of Anaheim
>>66913426
what does this have to do with Seattle's turf?>>66913461
doubt it
>>66913500
this,LAFC will be the Clippers
>>66913357
>>66913365
>>66913372
>>66913434
It's just when I was a kid, we were always taught, never let it bounce or thump it away when it comes in the box. i'm probably stuck in my ways but it triggers me watching this sometimes.
Big thanks to philly bro, we are the people!
MY POINT FUCKING PROVEN
>>66913525
>Los Angeles Anahiem Galaxy
>Kansass Shitty
You guys are triggering the UK fan watching right now with your defence :^)
Fucking Besler must still be concussed fucking why
>>66913563
GET IT AWAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did Besler just had a metal breakdown? What the fuck was that?
>>66913563
Just wait until after halftime when they are all tired and stop putting attackers in offside after clearing the ball :^)
>>66913508
Yes but its 30th most valuable NBA team out of 32 because it can't fill the seats.
TYBMELIA
Where was the offside?
lmao
SKC is completely clueless about what to do right now.
HAHAHAHA Holy Shit who the fuck is marking Castillo?
>Kansas shitty defense
castillo looks like a useful playerbeatty
>>66913587
>metal breakdown
>>66913626
Right fullback for SKC has been non-existant from what i've watched
>FC Dallas in charge of staying onside
>sub dwyer
Dom pls
>>66913653
I'll ask again, what happened to Meyers? He's injured or something?
>Dom Whyer
>dywer
My sides
FUCK YOU DWYER
>The tiny shanty town of Kansas Shitty
>>66913681
Who? I've only started paying attention this season. Sorry portubro.
This game is getting comical.
>2 goals scored
>0 minutes of stoppage
Kill yourself ref
>>66913713
UU
UU
>>66913706
He's been the RB for the first games. Imo one of the best players they have.
>Dallas in the middle of Frisco with no one to going to their games
>Kansas City nearing damage control levels of shit
This is gonna be another meme game.
>>66913681
Kind of a mystery why Myers isn't in the lineup. Nothing reported.
>>66913740
The young lad, (i'm assuming,) they have playing instead has been rotten. Too focused on attack, I like defenders who defend.
>>66913753
>Meme Game
>Meme League
>Meme anons
>meme trips
>meme life
Why do I even bother...
>>66913794
It might be time to memeicide
>>66913826
Move to pnw.
>>66913794
There is some kind of MLS support in Scotland if that helps, except my bros shill galaxy bcus Slippy G and one unironically supports columbus bcus "MUH CAVS"
>>66913794
>These meme games and refs are all a ploy for MLS to get its fans to also seek interest in lower tier 2-3 leagues to help them expand into MLS
>>66913842
NYC has "Muh Citeh" bandwagoners in England. One of the guys is pretty chill
>>66913954
What MLS needs to do IMO is invite NASL to a superbowl like match, it would make murrican soccer much more interesting and improve NASL in the meantime.
>>66914046
NASL is gay
>>66914046
>britbongs shilling for NASL
>>66914046
They have the US Open Cup which pretty much does that for both leagues and the USL but its so poorly advertised that the only people that really care about it is the lower tier leagues and the Seattle Flounders.
I'd like to see that happen just so NASL fags can be put in their place trying to challenge the MLS because then it would probably be the only time both leagues would go at it in full force.
>>66914064
>>66914080
No shilling, I couldn't even tell you one NASL team. But if you guys are better promoting a different style of competition from Europe if you are going to attract any interest
>>66914046
Ahah, you probably don't even know that the teams in mls don't even play all the teams in the league an equal amount of times.
>https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/721854468766187520
>Dallas fans in a nutshell
I think they'd rather have watch Houston's loss to the glorious Giovani Dos Santos
>>66914135
WHAT?
NOT EVEN JOKING
>>66914166
You don't have to when you have playoffs
>>66914166
Yeah m8 it's not single-table
therefore the Supporters' Shield, which is the "winning the league" trophy, is meaningless
>>66914186
>>66914188
i've always had this illusion that it was NFL style but teams in each conference played each other home and away?
>>66914166
Forreal. You play everyone in your conference at least twice, and everyone in the other conference once. Remaining games are meme rivalry matches.
For example Red Bulls and NYCFC will play each other 3 times but Red Bulls will only play Portland once
>>66914226
Nope. MLS Cup>SS>Us open
>>66914166
the price of not having pro/rel
>>66914226
It is nfl style
>>66914166
>Major League Soccer's regular season runs from March to October. Teams are divided into the Eastern and Western Conferences. Teams play 34 games in an unbalanced schedule: 24 matches against teams within their conference, plus 10 matches against teams from the other conference.[5][17] Midway through the season, teams break for the annual All-Star Game, a friendly game between the league's finest players and a major club from a different league.[18] At the end of the regular season, the team with the highest point total is awarded the Supporters' Shield.[19]
It's awkward as fuck.
I guess once they get enough money for charter flights they will have proper league with relegation.
>>66914226
that's certainly not what NFL does.
>>66914046
We have our FA Cup, if they can't make it to the finals (or past USL teams), they can eat a dick
>>66914270
Sorry, eurobro. You can't relegate a team that paid 100 Million dollars just to get into the league.
>>66914254
>>66914261
>>66914267
>>66914270
>>66914271
>>66914276
I must be massively disillusioned by British football, pardon my ignorance but thanks for informing me lads
>shooting from there
Fuck you Dwyer
>>66914310
also
UNION
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Does anybody have the pic SQF made with a ll the trophies on it?It has Philly in the trash too? Thanks.
>>66914361
We out here
>San Antonio Spurs FC is coming to MLS
you gotta be fucking kidding me
>COLOMBIAN FINISHING
>Medranda
WHY ARE YOU KICKING IT DIRECTLY AT THE KEEPER
>>66914308
That makes some sense actually, giving how the league is still growing.
Do you think they'll ever separate the conferences and have a playoff?
>>66914361
This tbqh, what the fuck he had time to wait for his teammates.
>Soon: 2 Years of Excellence
>>66914374
how long till big Mo is back? Also good to see bedoya playing well in Ligue 1, even though he never cut it at Rangers.
>>66914417
>this is where plantation owners will sit and talk about their investments
>>66914390
meant for
>>66914328
Who's stadium will be in the worst neighborhood come 2020?
Atlanta, Miami, or Philadelphia?
>>66914390
Full separation, like the conferences don't play each other? It won't happen unless MLS decides to go to 40 teams, but they'll probably stop at 32 if Garber's smart.
>>66914475
>exposition park
lafc should be in the running.
>>66914475
does this matter? Ibrox is in the middle of a cesspool.
>>66914475
Is atlanta's stadium actually in Atlanta? If it is then they win the shithole award easily
Come on Melia, you got this.
>Soon
>>66914308
I don't see how this is an argument that they can't institute relegation unless you mean it can't happen right away, ie near future or in a team's first year or someshit.
>>66914540
Actually, no.
>mauro rosales
AM I PLAYING PES AGAIN?
>>66914527
yes, the stadium itself is the boundry of civilization. nextdoor is literally "snow on tha bluff"
shit area, but it doesnt really matter on gamedays.
>making subs in a corner
"no"
>>66914613
>not getting 10 dollar suckoffs on Bankhead
shiggy
>bringing in two defenders after going down a goal
Peter what are you thinking?
FUCKING CLEAR IT, STOP THINKING YOU'RE MIDFIELDERS
>>66914436
He won't be able to start training with the team until at least June. So probably a while.
>>66914475
I don't see Chester improving anytime soon, so probably Philly.
>>66914679
Sorry, garber instituted a rule that high scoring games gets the coaches bonuses.
>>66914666
I had to drop someone off on Joseph E Lowery at like 3am one time. wewww... people posted up at all 4 corners of every single light. better not to stop.
>>66914475
LAFC is in the middle of the fucking ghetto
>they moved Coelho to a 8 position
OK THEN
>MLS in April
>believing any of these results matter at the moment
zZZzZzz
>>66914739
>defenders taking touches in the box with pressure from the striker
REEing so hard whenI watch this.
Bringing in the DP
>>66914825
If you don't "build out of the back" you're doing it wrong senpai.
>Diego Nullbio
Looking forward to see how much he has evolved.
>>66914846
Brits love boot ball
>this crowd
at what point do you just start letting people in for free
>yfw Seattle are heavy favorites to win MLS Cup
>>66914886
Whered you get that from?
>>66914846
You're totally right.
i play amateur football and me and the boys have made the amateur cup final from hoofing it out the box.
>>66914928
Seattle
>>66914939
This wasn't sarasm by the way, look at Rangers destroy Celt*c today, how many times did we hoof it forward?
>>66914975
>we
>>66915002
fucking right it's >we m8
also barrios looks like a decent wee player
CMON BENNY FINISH THIS
>winning a header is a foul in america
fucking hell m8s
FUCK YOU DAVIS
>>66915046
How many shares do you own?
Honest question.
>Horns
Fucking Dallas
>Nullbio
FUCK YOU RUBIO
>>66915114
I bought one share for fourty punds when we were under administration.
>>66884849
>Every Dallas team is a bandwagon
>What do they do about FC Dallas
Legit curious ffaamm
Not been the greatest game for Seitz
Will Gonzalez start next week?
Have the team thought of moving out of dallas? They really should.
FUCK THIS GAME
>>66915191
>out of Dallas
They play in Frisco, there as much in Dallas as the Cowboys / Rangers
Fuck this.
See you next week lads.
>>66914362
>the pic SQF made
all he did was add the trash can
I made the original image
although I suppose that being anonymous doesn't really make it easy for me to get credit for all the OC i've made
>>66915214
take care portubro, fuck the celt*c
NO ONE LIKES US WE DONT CARE
>>66915213
>there
I wrote this, and I will now troll myself for this shit. Fuck.
>>66915263
>Canadian trophys
>>66915303
>we don't give a crud
>>66915324
I figured if we were going to include the USOC we may as well include the Canadian equivalent
>>66915263
>you now remember that D.C. United is the historically second most successful team in MLS
>That attendance tho
>>66915386
>you now remember that once DC United was the most Europe-esque team in MLS
>>66915442
>you now remember DC's owner is rich as fuck
http://ploughbhoyscsc.com/tag/philadelphia-celtic-supporters-club/
>This kills the Scotbro
>>66915519
>you now remember that all MLS owners are rich as fuck
>>66915589
>You now remember that MLS is basically NFL soccer edition
>>66915640
>implying i had ever forgotten
Garber is an NFL guy, after all.
>You now remember Tampa Bay Mutiny
>Soon
>>66915801
>implying I ever forgot
>>66915801
>you know remember Preki, and the Fusion
>>66915303
>Other fans hate us
>MLS hates us
Why always us?
>>66915853
>a mutant bat
>>66915887
>they hate us cuz they anus
>>66915887
Try actually winning something, then.
>>66915901
>>a mutant bat
THE MID 1990'S WERE A VERY DIFFERENT TIME, OKAY?
>>66915901
>hating on MLS's spookiest crest
>>66916063
>some day there will be disgusting casuals who don't know about Chivas USA, I suspect there are a couple among us (foreignerstans are exceptions)
>>66916063
>not spookiest active crest
>>66916196
>hating defunct teams
Check your privilege bro.
Probably an expansionfag too.
>>66916219
Its cause new franchises are just "FC" with no soul to the team
>>66916219
>hating defunct teams
Can't I just hate Tampa?
>>66916219
>implying expansion teams are bad
>NYRB
>Dallas
>Revs
20 years, 0 (zero) cups
>tampa politicians think the area can now support a team
>>66916250
No, I'm implying the fans are bad.
>>66916250
>both of these posts seem to make fun of TBM, an original MLS team
>both make fun of expansion teams too
You lost me.
>>66916320
Tampa politicians need to spend some time building some got-damn public transportation
also
>Miami Fusion
No way does Becks call it that.
>>66916409
>miami fc
>miami fusion club
also
>not calling it miami vice, so your supporters group can call themselves the viceroys
>>66916409
>not going full meme and choosing Miami Vice FC
mixing euro and american pandering together is the future
>>66916409
It'll be Miami United
>>66912596
probably got finished watching the Clasico Tapatio.
I feel like dropping him on principle
>>66916449
Now that would be the way to go.
>Miami Vice
>Chicago Fire
>San Francisco Earthquakes
>Louisville Coal Fires
>NY Aerial Attacks
What went wrong?
>>66916460
>implying Miami is united
>>66916460
literally no
Garber will not allow any more, the Minnesota debacle has shown that
>>66916409
In presentations to the league the owners apparently brought up "Miami Vice" and "Miami Current" as potential names
>>66916498
Curse of Pele.
>>66916503
>>66916506
>Becks
>Not getting whatever the hell he wants
>>66916498
Piotr Nowak spanked the Pele out of him
>>66916498
if player development here is bad now it was awful tier back then that and he wasn't focused/disciplined enough to continue developing
he's literally the same player now as he was at 14-16 albeit slightly physically better
Jesus, look at how steep Orlando's new stadium is gonna be...I'm jealous as fuck..
>>66916611
>soon
Also based Pride just scored their first goal.
>>66916611
>dat safe standing
>>66916662
the wall is going to be pretty great
>>66916611
>literally next to someone's house
Oh, Florida
On to next week.
WHO YA GOT
>>66916648
>based Pride
Did you just bring the NWSL into this?
>>66916781
>Mormons
>>66916833
>Church of Latter-Dub Saints
Seems legit.
>>66916498
He signed up for mlels
>>66916127
It's okay. That's why there's an lafc(former chivas).
>>66917220
why.jpg
>>66917220
>whoops
>Twenty seasons
League is as permanent as the WNBA, bro.
Er, wait, bad example..........
>>66917339
>WNBA
>NBA
>League
Anon, I'm afraid there's something I have to tell you...
>>66917371
I don't even follow. League =/= Association, or something?
Twenty years is twenty years. Suck it.
>>66917387
>>66917339
>>66917220
>chivas till they die
>>66917409
I'm not your buddy, friend.
>>66915263
Chill anon, we all run this place. Fuck the tripfags.
Must be from Vancouver
New thread, blokes:
>>66917449
>>66917449
>>>66917449
>>>66917449
>>66917514
what else is keeping this thread alive
>>66917664
soonposters
clueless europeans
lower league shills
ABS's
>>66917749
Also Haters.
>>66917749
ABSs keep /sp/ alive tbqh
>>66917082
this
>>66917812
actual real thread
>>66917825
>2nd general
>will be deleted shortly
Careful senpai
>>66917664
put your trip back on IE Brah
