How do you even stop this man?
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How do you even stop this man?
anyone?
>>66868021
I injure De Bruyne so he won't get any easy pass
>>66869013
Not even necessary. Just wait for Aguero himself to get injured, while he's running at you.
Isolate and make him chase lost causes.
The inevitable pulled hamstring will ensue
We managed to this season
>Rashford
>>66869124
how will cuckford do in the europa league
>>66869323
Probabily rape some Dutch teams
Make him wear and Argentina shirt
>>66869124
completely the fault of Demichelis due to the continuing injury problem in our CBs.
>>66869390
like psv raped you?
You cant. Hes fucking 168cms and huge athletic beasts cant stop them. Hes one of the most technically gifted strikers in the world (after Ibrahimovic)
>>66874683
>(after Ibrahimovic)
>>66868021
>le score against aston villa man
nothing to do
the one you should neutralize is de bruyne
>>66868021
..he has 5 balls?
>>66875092
five gols
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU can't stop him man
Someone should do a 100 page UTV-style archive about the Algerian City bandwagoner
>>66868021
Introduce him to a fatty right before the game.
>>66875711
uhh i'm dutch
look at the flag
>>66876005
COMEGORDAS KUN
He'll stop himself with injuries
How did he do against psg?
>>66878824
he made the semifinal instead of them
>>66874633
kek
KEK
>>66868021
Be a team that isn't 10th or below
>17 of his 21 goals came against teams 10th or below, with 8 of them being against teams currently in the bottom 3
>>66869390
>>66874633
SAVAGE
>>66868021
Throw him a dildo and some lube
>>66876090
You said you were half Algerian a long time ago before your autism reached critical mass.
>>66868021
>tfw you are one of the top players in the world but you will never get any respect because you are a mercenary playing for a team that can't fill a stadium in the CL
is he juiced?
that stuff about changing his diet seems pretty suspicious
>>66868021
>0 shots on target against Manchester United
Seems Blind and Smalling found it easy to stop him.
>>66869323
He has already played in the Europa League... remember when he destroyed those FULL TIME PLUMBERS?
Wait for either his hammy or calf to give out, just keep fouling him until this happens
Being positioned 9th or over seems to be pretty effective
>>66892036
no they just boosted his malteser intake by 3 bags a week
>>66868021
SÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
>>66874711
He must have a huge dick.
>>66887248
my flag speaks for itself m8
>>66868021
Sign Blind and Smalling.
>>66868021
easy
>>66893158
OK mate
>>66893158
I love you dutch cityfag, don't ever change
>>66900360
never have never will
