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Saturday Game 1 (EST)
>12:30
Indiana Pacers @ Toronto Raptors
>3:30
Houston Rockets @ Golden State Warriors
>7
Boston Celtics @ Atlanta Hawks
>10:30
Dallas Mavericks @ Oklahoma City Thunder
Sunday Game 1 (EST)
>3
Detroit Pistons @ Cleveland Cavaliers
>5:30
Charlotte Hornets @ Miami Heat
>8
Memphis Grizzlies @ San Antonio Spurs
>10:30
Portland Trailblazers @ Los Angeles Clippers
Fuck Memeiors bandwagoners, anyone who likes the Memeiors outside of the Bay Area should be shot
1ST FOR ROCKETS WILL SWEEP
Curry > Lebron > Kobe
>tfw Vince Carter will never drag the Grizzlies to the finals and win a ship
;_;
>>66865243
Vince Carter is a meme player tho
Mavs in 6
>>66865263
>Curryfag shit talking curry's mentor
Dumb Favelanigger
>>66865222
Curry < Lebron < Kobe
You got your arrows screwed up
To the other German who asked:
>It comes from Finnish memeboards. Basically, "t." is short for "terveisin" or "terkkuja" which translates to "greetings" or "yours truly". As if ending a letter or a postcard. So "t. Swaglord" means essentially "Greetings (from) Swaglord."
>>66865319
Vince Carter could actually do something other than boring meme shots
>>66865357
Carter's pretty fucking good at meme though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXhXquq1tU
Warriors will win the ship and /nba/ will be salty for years to come
CURRY FROM THREE........GOOD
ANOTHER CURRY FROM THREE.......GOOD
OH HERES ANOTHER.......GOOD
>mfw Boston wins tonight.
IT'S PLAYOFFS TIME
Quit shitting it up pacers
Paul Pierce isn't even in the same conference and DeRozan and Lowry look shook already
>>66865222
Stfu hue you don't know shit kiddo
>>66865213
*outside of Northern California
If you're not from the yellow part of this map you aren't allowed to be a Warriors fan, and that's being very lenient
>"The Junkyard Dog is back!"
>not referencing based Mario Elie
These announcers at the IND-TOR game don't know shit, do they.
>>66865877
It's called the Golden State Warriors fag. California is the Golden State.
>>66866189
What are the Lakers and Clippers you fucking bandwagon piece of shit
>>66866275
Californian basketball teams. I'll enjoy another California trophy senpai. Thanks.
>>66866275
a has been team and a never been team
>>66866316
This is why nobody likes Southern California
>>66865335
danke brudi
>>66866351
In the Central Coast.
Now that the relevant basketball season is over, does Harrison Barnes stay for the threepeat or leave for the Bucks ultra big small ball?
>>66866516
>Giannis, Middleton, Barnes, Parker, MCW
>Three meme chuckers plus dunks and explosive athleticism that can all play elite defense
IT'S OVER CURRY FAGGOT, GREASE IS ENDING THE MEME AT 2 CHIPS
http://youtu.be/-R6mBQsI-J0
>>66866674
As real as Dame is, he's part of the meme chucking cancer. Career ending injury to Dame, Curry, & Klay when?
>>66866674
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64OWlQDLFSU
if this happens during playoffs in a elimination game
does Toronto have the worst backcourt in the league?
>>66867077
no your mum does
Welp /nba/ was wrong! Again!
get in here r b l
who Jurassic park here?
Paul George 2-9
This nigga is so bad
>James Harden on his way into the building
>headphones on, singing as he walks
He ain't even listening to the haters.
>>66867628
All he's thinking about is them AM Crunchwraps.
we did it /nba/!!! our dreams have been fulfilled!
the bantz level just went up a few notches
>>66867763
GIVE ME A LINK, I NEED THIS.
>>66867740
Anyone got the breakfast/playoff defector copypasta?
>>66867794
http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/16/kobe-inside-the-nba-job-offer/?adid=article.readmore.click#continued
>>66867825
Based, thanks.
>>66867807
Fuck it, I went and found it:
Everyone has their playoff series. Some times you gotta mix it up, you gotta be different. Sometimes I might hit the step back jumper, just to shake things up a little bit. People don’t think about coming back from being down 3-1, things are changing now. This right here is Clutch City. This is the power move right here. It has the Smith, with the Prigioni on it. The Howard. The Ariza. Then Brewer tops it off. It has its own swagger to it. I’m James Harden, and I am a playoff defector.
>canada playing like shit
lmao...craptors headin for another 1st round exit via sweep...smfh
Where is the Canadian Cucktors fan?
Who's ready for this Houston train wreck?
>>66868757
Yo, let's get this shitfest started in a bing.
Leave Toronto to us.
Reminder that James Harden has been purposely playing like shit to secretly upset the memers.
>paul george isn't a top 10 player in the league
Do you ever get tired of being wrong /sp/?
>WE THE NORTH
>Drake is releasing views from the 6 on April 29 because at that time the craptors will be eliminated and viewing the playoffs from the 6
FIRST ROUND EXIT
>>66869892
i always put him in my top 10 list. usually pretty high too, like #7
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R B L
SOMEBODY PLS SCREENSHOT LOWRY'S FACE JUST NOW AND AD THE FINAL GAMESCORE UNDER IT
MONTRE
>RBL
>lakers worst team in the league
>bulls dumpster fire missed the playoffs
>raptors going for back to back sweeps out of the first round
feels good man. this is karma for your incessant shitposting
didn't watch the game. how did the raps fuck this up?
What's with Toronto and getting shitted upon by people named Paul?
>PAUL GEORGE WITH THE "GOOD GAME KID" HAIR RUFFLE ON COREY JOSEPH
T O P H E H
O
P
H
E
H
LGTSS
>craptors
>1st round
>paul george playing keepaway on kyle manletry
>posts him up and drains the jumper
LMAO
C R A P T O R S
>>66867540
wew kobe
where did all the RBL posters go?
>>66870195
Paul George shooting like 80% in the 2nd half and getting several assists as well
Is Lowry the East's version of CP3?
I don't even care I predicted raps to lose 1st round. This team and city always disappoints
>Raptors in charge of playoffs
What a cuck franchise.
>craptors
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>crappies getting BTFO AGAIN
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAGGOT CANAKEKS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANADIAN RETARDS!!!!!
>lowry
>derozan
>no powell in the 4th
you had one job canada...one fucking job...wew fucking kobe...
>>66870247
i-is it safe to come back out now? has RBL just got so shrekt that they went back from the darkness wince they came?
my friends, let the renaissance of /nba/ begin
If we lose game 2 then it's officially over.
>>66870247
SPC OUTCHEA
>mfw all the home teams except Cleveland lose their game 1.
I hope /nba/ put money on Boston. Ez money right there.
>tfw the pistons nearly got the ratpoors and an EZ stroll to the second round
>1st round exits
>>66870357
WE DID IT
>>66870376
>seriously betting against the 8-time straight playoff veteran hawks
m8 dont make people lose their money by posting bad tips, not a good look
>don't turn the ball over
Cavs are gonna win the East without losing a single game
>>66870466
>PROCEED TO TURN THE BALL OVER
I CALLED IT
PG HAD MORE POINTS THAN LOWRY AND DEROZAN COMBINED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66870478
Feels good lad.
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FRIDAY, JUNE 26, 2015
SPORTS
A Message from the Newest Pacer, Myles Turner
Posted By Roy Hobbson on Fri, Jun 26, 2015 at 9:50 AM
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Greetings and salutations, humans of the City of Indianapolis – I am Dribo Leatherleaf of Westmarch, Guardian of the Caves. HAHA that is not my real name, of course! I am just synthesizing your circuit without connecting the haptic RAM matrix!! No, that is my mythical name when I play RuneScape with my online friends, which I do everyday. I am very feared and powerful LOL!!
My real name is Myles Turner, Son of Dave, and I am quite thrilled to be a member of your local National Basketball Association team, the mighty Pacers of Indiana! They were felled by injuries and misfortune in the year prior, probably at the dastardly hand of the Nazgul! LOL JK, the Nazgul most likely had little to do with it, of that I am almost certain. Nevertheless, I am here to assist in the Pacers’ journey back atop the Vast Highlands of the Playoffs! I plan on doing noble basketball things like corralling missed shot attempts and thwarting the opposition’s endeavors to score the basketball through the “hoop.” To put it in non-sports-jargon that you will no doubt understand, I am here to quantify the neural COM protocol in order to override the HTTP application!! #NailedIt!
I apologize for being boastful, please do think ill of me. I am confident that we will parse the firewall that divides us and program the wireless THX driver of friendship TOGETHER!
As the Elvish often say upon parting, “Savo ‘lass a lalaith.” (Translation: “Have joy and laughter.”)
Or as the cool kids say in their modern slang, I am “Audi 5000!” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>66870478
hell yeah they are
>>66870478
>lelbron the east babby
would he even be a champion if his teams were in the west?
THE INDIANA PACERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT PAUL "FUCK THE SIX IMA DROP 50 ON THESE NIGGAS WITH MY BROKEN ASS FEET" GEORGE
MONTA "HOLD UP PHAM LET ME SINK THIS 3" ELLIS
GEORGE "RED HOT LIKE POL POT" HILL
IAN "VOUS MANGEZ LE CUL" MAHINMI
TY "FUCKED YOUR BITCH HARDER THAN THE HOUSTON ROCKETS" LAWSON
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM A RECENT GAME:
GEORGE: DON'T MAKE ME GET REVENGE FOR 1812
DRAKE: Please George I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
GEORGE: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
GEORGE: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
PAUL GEORGE WET ASS JUMPER OVER DRAKE
GEORGE: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Indiana
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""All Star"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" backcourt
>>66870478
>pistons up 2-1 on the cavs for the season
heh
>raptors winning anything
>>66870478
>raptors
>the away team is now 13-0 in the last 13 games NBA official Scott Foster has officiated
rigged af brehs
The Raptors lost on purpose so we can win in 6 to sponsor Drakes new fuego album. Don't doubt us, we the north will come out victorious once more.
>>66870587
YEEEEEAAAA
>canadians getting punished for bullying brazil on /sp/
thanks jesus
>>66870478
Oh anon
I'm gonna go study
>>66870421
>21
oh fuck
Capping all these posts for when we win the series in 6
>spend your entire season tryharding to get a top seed
>lose one game and suddenly home court advantage is gone
does the regular season even matter?
Not that the raps can't lose this series but seriously they have only lost one game. I can name dozens of series where teams lost the first game and then swept the rest of the series.
>>66870752
POETIC
>>66870764
>other teams
>>66870752
>relying on Lowry and DeFrozan to perform in the playoffs
Lmao.
>>66870764
well no shit, but team that wins the first game wins 77% of the time
and this is the never get out of the first round craptors
good luck
>>66870764
You probably said this last year.
Carroll and Powell played less than 20 fucking minutes while Paul George was making shots.
Either they are both injured or Casey is a fucktard.
>shitpost every regular season
>lose in the 1st round
I don't understand why you didn't see this coming
>>66870764
Were those teams coached by dwyane casey?
>>66870764
0-8
>>66870829
They're the Bengals of the NBA.
what are some nba teams that ended up winning the championship when everyone doubted them?
>canada on suicide watch
>>66870764
>teams who win the 1st game win the series 77% of the time
And winning on the opponent's home court will probably inflate that statistic even more.
>>66870799
casey is a fucktard, he hates based powell
>powell guarded by monta ellis
>let's run the offense through derozan who is guarded by PG13
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when a raptors memes fan told me they were going to the ecf
lol there is no basketball fan base that does more talking than the raptors fans and the funny thing is they have done literal shit. like getting out of the first round will be a huge accomplishment for the team. thats would be their second best season lol
>>66870862
2011 Dallas Mavericks
a canadian said he would leave forever if raptors lost in the 1st again
>>66870862
This year's Cavs
>>66870799
Powell picked up an injury. Casey is just retarded for not putting Carroll or jj on George though
>>66870799
It's easy to armchair coach but you gotta see where he's coming from. Carroll missed like the entire season with an injury, he doesn't want to play him too much and lose him again in the first game. Powell is also a rookie with no playoff experience, playing him is risky. People made these complaints about Thibs too, that he doesn't play the right players enough, or he trusts the older players more and plays them too much. But it works to some extent, since without Thibs >we are watching the playoffs from home for the first time in 5 years.
>GSW """"""fans""""""" holding signs saying "authentic fan"
>>66870877
that only happened because lebron choked.
>>66870862
last years warriors team and those piston teams.
>>66870891
lol the cavs wont even make the finals come on men.
>>66865175
basketball is for niggers and criminals watch stanley cup like a civilized human
>>66870878
I would if
>derozan continues to chuck and lose the series
>sign him to max
>Canada constantly shitposting that they'll win it all
>lose to the pacers on homecourt
is there an even more pathetic fanbase? CANADA ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH
>>66870932
>criminals watch stanley cup
no anon, faggots do
>>66870764
any that had the raptors in it?
>>66870874
They seriously think getting the 1 in the east is an accomplishment, and they didn't even do THAT even though the cavs were basically trying to hand it to them
>>66870862
2004 pistons
>>66870920
seriously are you 15 who just posts memes with every post.
Do people not remember what the warriors fan base was without curry? there fan base was even better and still sold out every game
>raptors
>first round exist
Pick two
IS THIS THE NEW CRYING JORDAN FACE?
General reminder
>>66870928
Look who it is the most cucked tripfag on /sp/
we the choke :(
>tfw we will always be chokers. It's our lot in life.
>>66870983
Can't handle bright lights
>>66871030
karma for talking so much shit during the regular season 2bh
I'm sorry, but did the Raptors already exit in the first round? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only one game in. Does not having the lead in the series after the first game count as an exit? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.
>>66869892
most people know he's a top 10 player but his ego got him a broken leg because he was tryharding during practice like a retard.
>>66870992
>falling for the b8
/nba/ is full of false flags
Less than 24 hours until the official return of Dellyposting.
>>66871093
i made that OC. intentionally crappy too. nice to see someone saved it.
>>66871146
We should kick the Raptors out of RBL. That shit is getting embarrassing.
>the city of Toronto
lmao
>>66871208
>we
turks are subhuman
>>66871208
woah woah, relax turkeybro...b-ship matters will be discussed after the post-season during the summer..lots of changes will be made
>>66871208
>we
where in LA/Chicago/Toronto are you from?
>>66871248
I wonder if SPC will be revived, or if a new broship will rise up during the offseason.
>>66871326
show some respect. The man literally died.
>>66871326
as if they ever left? do the damage in silence.
three teams, all in the playoffs. SPC.
Cockshits have made 1 shot halfway into the 1st
>>66871254
I will move to LA soon after I graduate to be closer to my beloved Lakers and buy season tickets.
>>66871248
Will Iggy Azalea still be our waifu after Nick gets traded?
>PLAYOFF BASKETBALL
>>66871326
With 7kt gone does that mean the ship is disbanded?
Bucks/T-Wolves/Magic would be a nice broship
>>66871464
and yet they're only down less than 10 points. Law of averages says they're due for a comeback
>>66871481
we will have a new waifu draft.
>>66871528
>Bucks
>Magic
>Wolves
B M W
tfw can't thoroughly enjoy the playoffs atm because mexicans are working on shit in my house being loud and near the tv
>>66871592
>approved
>>66871631
>>66871592
as it is written, it shall be
>>66871594
iktfb
worst part is you can't tell them to keep it down cause they don't speak english and you can't even really be that mad because they're just doing their job
CURRY GETTING FUCKED UP
>>66871594
are you you dude getting his kitchen worked on
I forgot there was afternoon game
Why doesn't the NBA just ban Canadian teams if they hate them so much
>>66871059
Because Canadian flags are never allowed to be happy about any team. No exceptions.
Raps front office should protest the scheduling. Absolute fucking bullshit
>>66865243
>tfw Marc Gasol carried the team
>>66871957
1 Canadian flag can cause butthurt to 10 Amerilards simply by posting anything sports related. It's amazing.
The cornball raptors forgot about playoffs PG
Raptors backcourt is the worst in the league
>8/32 fg
>>66872060
just how unfair is it anyway that the spuds get to play the grizz. poor teddies
>nuclear Powell is now nuclear waste
>>66872122
Actually it was a serious off night and they were statistically the best backcourt in the East this season. Thanks for memeing on me though.
>giving an East coast team a West coast start for the third year in a row
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
Damn, Canada. Don't you have some hockey to watch?
the last time the raptors loss was because of straight choking at the spotlight. this time if they lose its because paul george is experienced with this shit. hes been deep in the playoffs for the last 3yrs except for the year he died
>>66872370
>tfw they actually don't have hockey to watch
Why did the Cockshits let Lowry go?
>>66872475
he was a scrub
>>66872510
Better than who they have now
#1 reason Harden will never win a championship.
He's a system baby that gets all his points from foul shots that don't get called in the playoffs.
Horrible, cheap player that's too dumb to see he's not a superstar and will never win without two real superstars around him.
Rockets are going to get blown the fuck up this off season
>>66873368
I guarantee you if Harden stayed in OKC they would have won that year after their final loss.
>raptors lost
>Warriors going to win
Today was a bad day for /nba/ lmao
Please MODS BAN ALL CANADIANS UNTIL JULY.
>>66873989
Yeah no, that was the year Westbrook got hurt in the first round, Harden and Durant might have gotten past Memphis but there's no way in Hell they beat the Heat that year, Hell they probably don't even get past the Spurs, fuck even with Westbrook they might not get past the Spurs.
>>66874160
He wouldn't have been injured if Harden stayed. Westbrook had to work hard to pick up the slack and there's time theory.
Absolutely disgusting
>>66874224
Westbrook got hurt because he took knee to knee contact from Beverly while trying to call timeout, his workload didn't really play into it
And again Spurs and Heat were juggernauts that year both with deep benches, Harden being there would help but they'd still be starting Kendrick no stats Perkins, have a shit bench(they're no way Harden wouldn't be starting at that point), and have a shit coach
>>66874337
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
hawks or celts?
>>66874379
If that was the case why did they make the finals? You're just saying they "were" juggernauts without even considering the alternate reality aspect, butterfly effect, the emotional affect the trade had on the team, and off court/non statistical factors at all.
How new are you to sci-fi?
>>66874461
Rooting for the Hawks but flip a coin, best series of first round
>>66870565
>makin it past the pistons
>>66874551
butterfly effect doesn't suddenly fix things like Scott Brooks shit coaching or bad pieces surrounding the stars. Kendrick Perkins can be as motivated as he wants he'd still be the worst starting player on a playoff team, also keep in mind that if they'd kept Harden their penny pinching owner would make up for it with the rest of the team meaning the supporting cast might be even worse
Hell if anything keeping Harden means they probably get rid of Ibaka, who was the major weapon against the Spuds, there's your butterfly effect
>>66874709
their only mistake was not getting better pieces for harden in the trade.
Serious question: will Canada ever recover?
These Warriors guys look pretty good. Do you think they're good?
>>66875093
No. Fuck this rigged sport. Fold the team. Fire everybody.
>>66875144
>le moving screen man
>le glass ankles man
>le chimpout man
>le streaky man
>>66875144
Nah, worst team in the league bar none, wouldn't be surprised if they end up with the #1 overall pick
>the city of /nba/
>>66875396
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AYYYYYYYY
>>66875396
pftahahaha
craptors fans btfo once again
expect shook memes in overdrive as the grieve over another SWEEP
HAHAHAHAH
>>66874560
celtics - heat would be so much more entertaining
>>66865175
why is korver in the webm? is he really the star of the hawks?
Bumping for craptors
> Barry Jackson
@flasportsbuzz
Indy winning at Toronto in Game 1 reminder of value of Heat being 3rd in East,in Toronto bracket.Toronto hasn't won playoff series since '01
>>66875396
fucking leafs BTFO
I fucking hate Americans. I'll fight every single one of you faggots
canada being shit literally saved this 1st round
what time does the thunder game start?
>>66875936
9:30
>game 1
>already having ankle problems
Curry won't make it to the Finals
>>66875923
lmao say it to my face syrupnigger
WHOS READY FOR CELTICS HAWKS?
>>66875923
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>66875966
thanks canada
im sorry you gotta be the ones to get btfo
>>66875923
Hi I'm Paul George and I outscored all 3 of your starting guards
>Have to wait 50 minutes
>>66876117
>losing the first round in 48
>>66876145
>>66876072
blvd river
>injure Curry
>still lose by fucking 80
LETS GO HAWKS!!!
FUCK THE CELTICS OVER!
FUCK THE LITTLE GREEN MANLET!
Who can stop >us?
>>66876211
>advanced stats
>>66876211
This just shows how shitty Cleveland is lmao
>>66876256
so is walton the 5th man here or is klay?
>>66876256
Nobody
>>66876211
Is it true that you're a contributor for the Sports Nation Ohio Twitter account?
>>66876265
>advanced losing finals mvp to a bench warming role player
>>66876254
Yawn. When is the Spurs game up again?
>>66876327
klay has gotta be a robot right
>>66876211
I don't watch much basketball but a player that good must have like 5 rings right?
Warriors did exactly what I thought they'd do slow the pace which sets their defense and it shutdown harden period
Feel bad for the Rockets and their fanbase. Though it was probable they would've lost with proper officiating, these horrible refs humiliated them. L to the refs.
>>66876327
hurr durr look guy's he's got autism just like me!!! hahah he's so autistic
nooo! he's tired you dumb fucks he ran 100 miles while you ate cheetos and drank mountain dew you fat retards
MOST RIDGED GAME OF ALL TIME IS FINALY OVER , IT WAS PAIN TO WATCH MY ROCKETS GETTING DESTROYED BY REFS AND ILLEGAL SCREENS ALL TIME
>3rd game doesn't start at 5:30
NBA always finds a way to fuck up
THINK ABOUT THE NEETS NBA
>>66876485
Relax Klay
>>66876485
Damn Harry you are 287lbs, you shouldn't be talking
Remember when the clippers were up 3-1 to this Rockets team last hear hahahahahhahahaa
I FUCKING HATE STEPH CURRY!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKING SHIT!
looking for the plug
Is there something that'll let me filter Canadian flags? Once Raptors exit after the first round I'm done reading Canadian shitposts
>Not a Raptors fan
>Can't post without someone memeing me
Kerr needs to start the bench game 2
>>66875396
/nba/ BTFO yet again
how many more losses can they take this week?
>>66876638
>losing game one
>Steve Kerr said he didn't like the way Steph was moving in 3Q, would not have played him under any circumstance. Curry questionable for Mon.
>>66876638
AHAHAH
shitposting all season long
proceeds to lose the first game of the play-offs AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66871208
at least they made the playoffs tBhWyF
Who hyped /upset/ here?
>CURRY QUESTIONABLE FOR GAME 2
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GIVE US YOUR ENERGY SPC BROS
>>66871680
I'm in
Westbrook should kill himself
Draymond was shook by Mariunas
>>66872261
>advanced statistics
>0-1
LEL
>>66865222
Trips of truth
>>66876724
They'll still win by 30
Now if a team like the dunder or cloppers hurt him, it'll get interesting
>craptors
>>66876782
LOL please dont tell me that's real ahahahahahahah
he looks like a bum
I'm considering suicide rbl
>>66876782
looks like an aids patient tbqh
>>66876782
This genuinely looks like something my hipster vegan sister would wear
>>66875396
lmao
>/nba/
>canada
>craptors
>>66876899
dont worry you still the best at hockey.
oh....wait
>>66876899
"I'm considering suicide rbl"
-Canada
>>66876724
Kerr just giving friendly bantz
>>66876899
do it you weak willed faggot
the human race does not need your shit genes
"It's only game 1" - 2014
"It's only game 1" - 2015
"It's only game 1" - 2016
Hi I'm Paul George, and if you combine four of the Raptors starters points, it's less than what I scored
>>66876782
based
Is Curry's favourite restaurant Chuck E. Cheese's?
>>66876975
HahahahahahahHhHhBHahahahahahaha
>no celtics vs hawks gamethread
celtics fans are the worst on /sp/
>>66876975
Do they have popcorn? He really really likes popcorn
>>66876975
carlos pls
Hornets ECF champs
>>66877076
game isnt even on
>>66877076
there is one, but no posts
>>66876997
>>66876782
THANK YOU BASED WESTGOD
>>66876943
cant wait till we win this series and /nba/ gets btfo AGAIN
Holy crap have you hears this song kanye west
>>66866369
Really fampai, wur at?
>be duhwite Howard
>score only 14 points against the warriors
Kek
>>66877197
"cant wait till we win this series and /nba/ gets btfo AGAIN" - 2014
"cant wait till we win this series and /nba/ gets btfo AGAIN" - 2015
"cant wait till we win this series and /nba/ gets btfo AGAIN" - 2016
>>66877197
cant wait till we win this series and /nba/ gets btfo AGAIN - 2014
cant wait till we win this series and /nba/ gets btfo AGAIN - 2015
cant wait till we win this series and /nba/ gets btfo AGAIN - 2016
>>66876954
ahahahahahahahahaha
why is he so based
>tfw cant spin a basketball on my finger
>>66877353
He born with that "don't give a fuck" gene that Westbrook has.
>>66877366
is pg our boy?
>>66877380
>tfw only have the rotation down but not the duration
I can get it from my palm to my finger with one wrist motion and spin it for one second
>>66876724
>curry benched for 30 minutes
>still lose by 26 points
>>66877409
54-26 to GS with Curry
52-50 to HOU without Curry
>>66876997
G-Guys there's another game
>playoffs start
>/nba/ is fun
gamethreads are kinda cancer but who cares
>>66877286
If he doesn't leave this team after they get eliminated, he's a joke of a "superstar" and will forever be the softest nigga to ever play the game. Should have listened to Shaq and Kobe.
>CANADIANS
>RAPTORS
>TORONTO
>DRAKE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66876782
Mavs in 6
OHHHHHH SHIT
>>66877409
we got refballed
>tfw spent all day viewing apartments
>get back home
>see the warriors won but curry fucked his ankle up
Hopefully he's 100% healthy by the time they play us in the 2nd round I don't want curry fags and warrior fags making excuses when we beat them
>>66877510
>we
>crying refball
how blown the fuck out are you?
Get ready LELbron. Pistons got your number tomorrow! Best not be sleeping on DEM BOYS!
>>66877538
>I'm mad for pointing out FACTS
leave
>>66877498
It's hilarious all the raps fans thought they would even get out of the 1st round
>>66877531
>Raptors lost
today clips, (You) are the bully
>Ellis with open 3s in the 4th because Powell was benched
>cojo with more point than Lowry in almost half the time
wew lad
>>66877570
here's a fact, faggot.
Link to Celtics Hawks?
>>66877666
reddit.com/r/nbastreams
wow half them seats in hawks are empty
WHY IS SCOLA STILL STARTING?????
START JASON THOMPSON OR PPAT OR SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>CURRY WEARING A RUN TMC HAT
BASED AS FUCK
did the leafs not see today coming when their """6 god""" worships Paul George?
>conferences will never be abolished
>we will never get overall seeding
>a leastern team will continue to get a free ride to the finals instead of a more deserving 2nd Western team
This is bullshit bros
>Girlfriend cheated on me
>Raptors lost
STOP BULLYING CANADA
T
O
P
B
U
L
L
Y
>>66877759
Why do Canadians pretend to like basketball and baseball?
>>66877509
THEY'RE DONE FOR
>>66877509
HAHAHAHA
>>66877509
They fucked
>>66877509
kek
>>66877509
Warriors confirmed first round exist
>>66877781
It allows them to bully and shitpost in those respective threads, canadians don't care about any sport in actuality they are just living unfullfilled lives so they need to vent that anger on quailty posters
>celticsfags gone into hiding
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH bodied
>>66877666
www.tv.com
>>66877835
That's what I figured
>>66877509
rip warriora
>>66877781
Isn't really a Canadian or an american thing. People just like to cheer for their city to do well no matter the competition
>>66877835
287 TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY SEVEN
>>66877835
>I'm 287 bruh
>almost 300 lbs is totally normal bruh
>>66877837
J-just wait till we get that first pick. Then our team full of every other team in the leagues 6th best player will be elite
http://strawpoll.me/7392798
>who got BTFO the most today
>>66877835
287 elll bees
Jeff Teague
Demar Derozan
Deandre Jordan
How much would they score in the triangle?
>>66877835
>he's back for the playoffs
i'm not even going to make a weight joke as your posts are perfect comedy by themselves, please continue posting
>>66870862
76-77 Portland Trailblazers shit on Philidelphia and Bill Walton shit on Dr. J
>>66877978
>STILL wanting defrozen
PLS TAKE HIM
>>66877835
>clips4lyfe
>a quality poster
Choose one and only one
>>66878051
Our team would be total ass without him and we cant land a big name free agent. He's literally the best we can do.
What are Curry's favorite shoes?
Chuck Taylor's
>Atlanta
>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during the game
>you could literally hear a pin drop in Philips Arena
>you could literally hold a golf tournament in Philips Arena
>you could literally hold a moment of silence in Philips Arena
>you could literally host a funeral in Philips Arena
>you could literally host a baby nursing convention in Philips Arena
>you could literally have students study during a game in Philips Arena
>a deaf person would literally feel at home in Philips Arena
>you could literally sleep during a game in Philips Arena
>you could literally name everyone in Philips Arena
>you are literally related to 75% of them
>you could literally count the people in Philips Arena on one hand
>its gets funnier everytime i think about it
>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice in Philips Arena
>you could literally confess your sins in Philips Arena
>you literally cant whisper a secret in Philips Arena without somebody hearing it
>you could literally buy 50/50 tickets from the other side of the arena in Philips Arena
>you would literally have a 50/50 chance of winning
>>66878202
>canada
>Claim 2nd best backcourt in nba
>get outscored by PG by himself
wew lads
>>66876772
man Aaron Gordon is such a ugly bastard
>>66878282
I will get a tattoo saying "Paul George fucked my bitch" on my leg if they actually beat us lmao
Cap it.
>>66871528
Broships never die
>>66875999
Thanks I will
>>66871680
who /BMW/ here?
>we the youth
>we the future
>>66876782
what a massive faggot
>tfw Canada is too scared to drakepost anymore
>tfw Lakers are going to lose their pick
>tfw the Bulls are trading everything and losing Pau
Can I switch broships at this point?
>>66878329
NO CANADA DON'T DO IT
I'M ON YOUR SIDE
>>66878329
Paul George fucking a Canadian's bitch would be the most significant event in Canadian history and an honor for Canada
/pqbp/ my friends
>>66878418
I will drakepost regardless of the outcome.
It's a 7 game series
>>66878329
the games begin
who here 76ers knicks timberwolves?
>>66878458
You do know that's the Clopperfag falseflagging right?
>>66878329
>no trip
>no even name fag
lol I guess it's easy to put up a brave front and make declarations like that hiding behind the cowardly veal of being a anon....
>>66878396
I believe in the YOUTH movement
>>66878396
/BMW/ here.
>>66878329
oh look 7kt is using his Canadian proxy
>>66878471
nah senpai it's all about BMW now son
In honor of Hinkie we should retire a 7KT jersey in the rafters.
Do rockets fans actually like harden and howard? Howard is a fucking goober and harden plays one of the worst styles of basketball since Greg Ostertag
>>66878499
Nigga go lose some weight
>>66878508
>>66878530
Paul George and Kawhi would have been so lethal.
>>66878329
bad moves fåm
>>66877727
That Run TMC team was actually easy to root for (probably because there was no threat of them actually winning anything). This current squad though is cringy. Not because they win but because the roster is full of faggotry.
>>66878506
>>66878512
Black Man's Wiener???
>>66878396
>Some actual OC
Holy shit, /BMW/ up in this bitch.
>all those clueless people in gamethreads getting baited by food4lyfe because they don't know the lore
i feel bad for them
>>66878530
this desu
a retired broship or something
>>66878646
Apparently Kawhi is a huge Larry Bird fan too
>>66878396
Wolves are already in a broship, retired or not, you know it's against broship regulations to use a team already in a broship
>>66878646
they are pretty similar tho so it would be redundent to have them on the same team
look at it this way curry is amazing but if you cloned him and added a 2nd curry in place of klay thompson and the warriors would be way worse
>>66878693
If carroll is on mins limit why doesn't DC put JJ on pg13 instead of fucking defrozen
HAHAHAHA
>BAWWWWWWWWWWSTON
thank fucking god the shitdics are getting exposed as the meme faggots they are
only real basketball allowed in the playoffs fuccbois, take your "le epic genius xD" coach and manlet faggot and fuck off
>>66878544
Hello????
>>66878751
no such rule was established in an instance of dissolution per the summer of the broship in /nba/
know your lore please.
>>66878769
Because Casey is a complete moron. Literally every single matchup he has come up with the past 3 seasons has cost us the playoffs.
>>66878783
>tfw bill simmons thinks KD wants to go to boston because of the talent and stevans
lol
>>66878646
Could you imagine kawhi at the 2 or Paul George at the 4 spot?
>Durant, a three-time NBA scoring champion at the ripe old age of 25, learned the shot by watching Nowitzki and working in the gym. He’s never discussed the technique with Nowitzki, who has always had high praise for Durant, particularly during the two playoff series between the Mavs and Thunder.
>“I would love to,” Durant said. “I really admire Dirk – probably my favorite player in the league. No, I haven’t talked to him about it. I’m too busy trying to compete with him.”
>>66878831
srs derozan's offense is hampered if he's using all of his energy trying to guard pg13...Also its no coincidence monta ellis started getting open looks in the 4th because powell was inexplicably benched
>>66878944
I think Powell rolled his ankle and Carroll is still injured but no one is saying anything about it.
There is no reason why DeRozan was in charge of "guarding" PG especially if you brought in Carroll to do just that.
>>66878944
did you know that the raptors are 0 of 8 in playoff openers?
>>66878446
>It's a 7 game series
>he doesn't know
>>66878817
>implying I'm not a level 90 Loremaster
Check the scrolls, friend. Proceed at your own risk, RBL will not protect you
Damn Celtics. /nba/ never gets it right
>powell only played 17 minutes
>scola played 15 minutes
>POWELL ONLY PLAY 2 MORE MINUTES THAN SCOLA
MYLES TURNER IS A ROOKIE TOO AND HE GOT 26 MINUTES FUCK YOU CASEY
>>66879010
Please don't even put "guarding".. that would be disrespectful even to James Harden
That nigga was getting cooked
>>66878817
7kt is forever
>>66879019
Every rational Raptors fan knows this and went in this expecting a shitty series.
I have no idea why you fags still fall for our memes though and keep getting asspained about it.
go ahead and use the wolves in you ship
nobody can stop you anyways
>>66879010
powell was doing a good job of guarding monta, JJ has to be tasked with guarding pg13 to let derozan focus on being not fucking horrendous on offense
>>66878499
Go eat a twinkie
>>66879153
I'm almost 100% sure Carroll is still injured and Lowry's elbow is still bothering him. There is no reason why he keeps missing open 3s and fucking freethrows.
We have Powell, Carroll and JJ and Casey sticks DeRozan on PG. What a shitty coach.
The Raptors will not win a game this series. Easy sweep for the Pacers.
>>66879234
The Raptors lost because they're a regular season team that relies on getting foul calls that you don't get in the playoffs. Most fraudulent two seed ever. This is the real Kyle Lowry.
Wait what, Lelbron's Cavaliers lost? What the hell?
Are these going to be the most boring playoffs in years?
>>66879314
Someone has to hang his jersey in the /nba/ arena rafters
>>66879362
this boston/atlanta is going to be a snorefest but the most clutch man in existence Damian Lillard vs Clippers should be fun
>Stotts says you should extend the DVR recording time for LAC-POR games. Hack-a-DJ will be in full effect
They never learn.
The more you make fun of us in defeat, the more we drakepost in victory. When the Raptors win this series, we will achieve maximum drake. Shit'll be straight obnoxious. You'll literally be begging for us to spot. But we won't.
You've brought this on yourselves.
>>66879398
meme "rapper" vs cp3
lol its not giong to be a close cerees blazers will be lucky to win more than 4 games in total
>>66879433
Capped
>>66879433
If we lose game 2 this series is over but if we win on monday the drakepostinf will be at max level.
>>66879234
Here's hoping casey adapts instead of being a stubborn ass he usually is
I know JJ is a walking turnover with all of the wild shit he does, but at least its better than derozan on pg13
i know its a meme but westbrook and kobe legitimately have the same smug face and it is weird.
>>66879401
learning from the best
>>66879433
77% of teams who win Game 1 go on to win the series
The Toronto Raptors have lost 6 straight playoff games
The Pacers looked like garbage and still won by 10 points
Derozan and Lowry are regular reason performers who are below average in the playoffs because of the fact they rely on whining to the referees to get their points
Raptors won't win this series.
>>66879460
Hey, never reply to me again in your life.
>>66879314
oh look seven kiddy toddlers is having a pity party
>>66879401
>10:30 on the East Coast
>>66879523
That stat is so fucking stupid. Anyone can win. That was game 1. Now if they lose game 2 at home this series is done.
>>66879433
nice """all stars""""
>>66879401
Based Stotts
>>66879582
Both combined are 1 PT ahead curry
>>66879578
This series is already over, the Raptors are not a good team.
>>66879678
Have faith unless you're the falseflagging Clopperfag. In that case fuck off.
>>66878199
lol i just got this joke lmao
>>66879659
that's pretty sad, took about 80 minutes to score what curry did in less than 20
playoffs should be 3-5-7-7
first round does not ever matter and should be done as quickly as possible.
>>66879401
I'm shook: The post
>>66879726
They should get rid of the 7th and 8th seeds and have the first two seeds advance straight to the second round.
>casey says how you start a game is how you finish
>STARTS LUIS SCOLA
I get he wants PPAT off the bench, but why not start someone that can actually move like Jason Thompson...
>>66879707
cojo played 24 mins and scored 18. shook lowry with 41 mins could only muster up 14 lmao pathetic
curry is hurt. warriors are fucked
>>66879523
>>66879678
A 7 seed has beaten a 2 seed 1 out of 33 times
If Lowry and Derozan make their free throws then it's a completely different game.
If Jonas doesn't got 3/13 or whatever the fuck he right under the basket then it's a completely different game.
They played like absolute shit and it was a 5 point game with like 3:30 left.
Their defence was still good. The foundation of the team this season has been their defence.
FOH with your defeatist cuck attitude. I bet you said the same shit when the Jays went down 0-2.
>>66879797
giving teams a week worth of rest in basketball gives them a ridiculous advantage unlike sports like football where a week off has negligible effects.
I know you were being a super ironic troll but at least think before you post, retard
>>66879726
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>fewer games
Adam $ilver would hang himself first
>>66879871
Capped
>>66879878
That's the point. The top 2 seeds SHOULD get a big advantage. It would make the regular season actually mean something. 7th and 8th seeds are NEVER in contention for the championship anyway so they're only there to make money.
>>66879925
I capped your post too. Gonna put it in my ebin collage for all my /nba/ brethren to see haha!
>>66879871
can you warm up your bagged milk and calm down?
which games will be close tomorrow?
>>66879984
Charlotte Miami
>>66879950
knicks were the eighth seed in 1999.
That's cold man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faWsc1gWuQI
>celtics in the penalty just 2 minutes into the quarter
wew kobe
>>66879950
>to make money
well there you go you answered your own fucking question nigel!
would any of you take Ingram over Simmons?
>>66880049
i didn't ask a question
>>66879974
Why do people act like bagged milk is exclusively a Canadian thing? They have it in Mexico too. I'm sure other countries do as well
>>66879327
Mexico...Check in tomorrow.
>>66880220
would
Celtics ain't dead yet. My boy Amir bout to come through.
>>66880549
If Kyle Korver played like he did last year the Hawks would be so much more deadly
>>66880572
What happened to him? Last year especially in the first half of the season he was automatic from 3.
>>66880772
>>66880772
>>66880772
thunder/mavs gamethread
>Fuckboys honestly thought the Rockets had a chance
>>66880840
they should now that curry is ded
>>66880905
based Beverley does it again
>>66880815
got injured, his form never recovered and he's been kind of shit since then
>>66880974
>>66880905
Pffft fuck no. Plus Beverly is a fucking chimp
we need a new thread lads
Friend told me there are just as many good white basketball players as there are black and the only reason there are so many black people in the NBA is because its Jews enforcing black culture on America
How much truth is there to this statement?
>>66880905
>curry is dead
what? seriously? holy shit if this is true this is the best day of my life. fuck that little meme chucking manlet and his ugly wife and kid
>>66881029
just for you:
>>66881046
>>66881054
It's a simple ankle roll and he will be fine. He isn't even needed against the shit Rockets and will be plenty healthy to rape the rest of the West
wew
kobe
wew kobe
K O B E
500
>>66878646
Kawhi wouldn't be as good if he stayed with the Pacers though
