Chicago is, objectively, the greatest sporting city in the history of both north and south America. Anyone who disagrees with this assertion is a cock-sucking twink who guzzles a pint of semen every day.
Then why have I never heard of it?
Chicago also has the best pizza in the world.
>>66859928
>Chicago is, objectively, the greatest
stopped reading there
>>66859928
How? It has the 3rd-most NBA titles, 2nd-most NFL titles, and it's not particularly successful in baseball (1 title in the last 99 years).
>>66859962
Have you really never heard of Chicago? Wow, and I thought we were an insular bunch...
>>66859993
Smart move. It's basically a city of Polacks who do nothing but eat processed meats and blacks who do nothing but murder each other over the drug trade.
>>66859928
It's not as good as Leicester tho.
>>66860027
>It's basically a city of Polacks
They're only 5% of the city's population
>who do nothing but eat processed meats
true
>blacks who do nothing but murder each other over the drug trade.
They're only about 1/3 of the population, and they don't murder one another at anywhere near the same rate as black people in a lot of other US cities (Washington, St. Louis, New Orleans, Baltimore, Oakland, etc.)
>A musical is the greatest sporting city
I don't get it
>>66859976
come to jew york and you will change your mind.
> the town of "great" shitain .
>>66859928
Are you fucking retarded? Boston or new York are easily better. New York may get the edge because they have more total championships, but part of that is also because they have so many fucking teams.
All the major boston teams have had at least one era of great success
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
>A microwaveable pizza is America's greatest sporting city
>jew york shitty
Yeah it's pretty great here. Especially this time of year. Greatest summer city in the world.
>>66859928
Right.
>>66859928
Since the mid 90's Miami on average has one of their teams make a championship appearance every other year
Don't mind me, scummies. just posting the GOAT city of all time
>tfw going to hawks game sunday, white sox game the next weekend
Feels good man
>>66859928
Ottoman Empire
Titanic Sank
Etc, Etc.
>>66863788
can yurolets even compete?
>>66863737
>willingly going to a white sox game
You enjoy getting shot?
>>66864096
You sound like a huge pussy. Grow some balls faget
>>66864112
And you sound like a dead man walking.
jew york wishes it had a real skyscraper like this.
>>66859962
Because your brain is underdeveloped due to inbreeding you stupid queef.
>>66863767
Don't forget Arizona
>since the Cubs last won a World Series, Arizona was admitted as a state, got a baseball team, and that baseball team won a World Series.
>>66864656
You need a comma in there.
>>66859928
Is there any city in the United States , which only have teams in the NFL and MLS ( Major League Soccer) ?
Official greatest american city power rankings:
1. new york
2. chicago
3. atlanta
4. los angeles
5. seattle
6. dallas
7. washington dc
8. boston
9. philadelphia
10. san fransisco
9001. ohio cities
>>66878629
Foxboro
>home of scummy bears and Cubs fans
>nicknamed chiraq
>Cubs haven't won a world series in 100+ years
>greatest sporting city
no
>>66878791
New England Patriots did not fall very well.
and only support the New England Revolution
>>66878838
Wong post?
>go to Chicago
>get shot
>report to police
>get called racist
>also get shot by police
Great city you have there
>>66878699
>Shittatle
>>66859976
>Chicago has the best tomato soup in a bread bowl
FTFY
>>66863715
>greatest of all time city of all time
Chicago public school system at work.
>>66880762
Kek. All those union strikes
Chicago >GOAT POLICE
>>66860014
Does anyone outside of Chicago and Green Bay actually count pre-Super Bowl era championships? I mean come one. The league had like 10 teams and was played by part-time construction workers and coal miners.
>>66882894
It's the same thing as the Celtics and lakers. Wow you guys won the majority of those when there was nobody in the league good job good effort
I'll take things that have happened since the Cubs last World Series win for $1000 Alex
>>66879288
>get called racist by Chicago police
That's where you're wrong. Unlike the rest of the US, Chicago cops actually are very racist.
>>66878699
i agree but replace dallas with san diego
>>66880126
I like when you guys call it tomato soup because it reassures that you have never even been in the presence of a deep dish pizza.
>>66882894
Actually that's only true for the very early days of the league, i.e. the 1920s. By the 1940s the best athletes in the world were playing, like Don Hutson, quite possibly the greatest player in the history of the league
>>66859928
whatever you say bud
>>66878699
>1. new york
nice bait
>>66883616
Exactly my point about the Celtics, wow all dem championships before the 70s. Super impressive
>>66859928
>>66878699
As a New Yorker, I've never understood why we're considered the greatest city when we can barely take care of our own.
On an average day walking to and from work I'll see about 5 homeless people who may or may not be on drugs/aggressively panhandling. Not to mention we're regressing to 1970s levels of crime because our mayor's a nigger lover and fuck God damn it I just want to get the fuck out of here ASAFP
Detroit style pizza is by and large better than Chicago pizza. I even have a huge Chicago friend who agreed with me. Get on the motor city's level senpai
>>66859928
That's not Pittsburgh.
>>66878699
>Atlanta
>3rd
My god ive never seen anyone be so wrong. Heres the corrections:
1.Jew York
2.Los Angeles
3.Chicago
4/5: San Francisco/Boston
6. Dallas
7. Seattle
8. Philadelphia
9. Washington DC
10. San Jose/Palo Alto area (Silicon Valley)
washington DC fag here
im looking for a career
should I go to san francisco, chicago, or new york city?
>>66885686
Chicago is the place to go for trades and other construction jobs. San Francisco is obviously the best for tech jobs. New York is best for being a slimy cab driver.
>>66885815
yea but isnt a tech job easier to get in chicago? dont wanna compete with a paki in san fran
>>66885976
You can get a tech job anywhere in the fucking world where a business with more than 5 employees exists.
Though I know to grow a nigga got to learn to let go
Though I know the dough I gotta bring back to the ghetto
>>66885655
that list might as well just say
>All of them
>>66878699
Atlanta sucks
>>66885686
Go to Charlotte or some place that is prospering and isn't in a fucking blue state.
>>66878699
In NYC rn
Subway smells like piss and the people are scary..
>>66886167
>Going to the subway
Found your problem.
Also, don't make eye contact with anyone. Fix your gaze on a scaffold or the sidewalk or whatever.
>>66886202
Nice I never make eye contact with people anyway
>>66886121
Why, fagboy?
>>66885655
>LA that high
>>66886237
I'm from LA it's pretty cool dude.
>havent won a Superb Owl since the mid 80's
>Cubs
>World Series not held in 2005
>Bulls have been irrelevant since Jordan
10/10 joke
>>66878699
Dallasfag here
not that great, unless you're talking economically
Austin is also pretty pretentious but also pretty based. San Antonio is also enjoyable. All three of those cities are at least better than Pooston.
>>66886107
Except there's plenty of girls that pass that list
Leave your house once in a while m8
>>66859928
You might have an argument if you removed all the niggers from there, otherwise it's just a slightly nicer Detroit
Chicago has
GOAT NFL team
GOAT NBA team
Dynasty hockey team in the making
Possible dynasty MLB team in the making
>>66859928
>greatest sporting city
>literally all of its sports teams suck shit right now
and on this day, OP was a faggot
to the surprise of nobody.
>>66878699
remove seattle, put MSP at number 11, and that list is completely correct.
>>66887251
>all of its sports teams suck shit right now
>Blackhawks current NHL champion and will probably win it again this year
>Cubs are heavy favourites to win the World Series this season
>Bears and Bulls drafting elite and muscular players and WILL make the playoffs next season
Stay angry though.
