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>rags
First for refpuck night
>>66855084
is this OP?
https://www.periscope.tv/johnyos/1YpKkDOgqRPGj
2nd for wongs are shit
>all Datsyuk wants is to retire and head home to Russia
>can't leave without getting some teeth knocked out
Can Detroit put those under a pillow and get some of his salary removed next season?
>shit team
Rangers didn't even play tonight you stupid fucking faggot
>>66855102
6th for refpuck league
>shit fans
>yfw the rags win tomorrow
>rags
dont support autism. post here. sage.
>>66855354
>>66855430
Now they're just going to stay here to spite you, you normalfag retard
>>66855430
fuck off ass burger
>Geno back tomorrow
>Fleury back tomorrow
who can stop us?
>>66855468
Rangers are winning the series fuccboi
haven't checked in since the ploofs started what team looks the best so far?
For future notice this is the containment thread for all frogs and leafs, you my shitpost to your hearts content here.
Be free with your stale content and banter.
STINKY.
>mfw California doesn't get out of the second round
>deleting the thread people were actually using
FOR FREE
SMELLY
>people actually thought the Preds were bad
why?
CANADIANS
Mathias Tjärnqvist
That was a mistake you smelly faggot
How can one russian be so elite
>>66855150
>rags
>ducks
>winning the cup on 2016
Hohohohehehehahaha
There is some gay nigger that posts here that reprts everything. How does that make you feel?
>>66855958
Pekka rinne probably
WAHHHHHHH JANNY MAKE MY THREAD POPULAR
>>66855468
Doubt anyone can desu.
>>66855978
Eat shit and die pedo
>cucks
Ayyyyy lmao shit team no fans
>>66855964
This tbf
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>yfw pertzlaf is over the hill a year before their defense becomes elite
>>66855990
You have severe autism
Connor McDavid
>>66856003
WAHHH THEY WERE TALIKING ABOUT HOCKEY IN THE OTHER THREAD DELETE IT
>>66855997
>3 goals
>elite
>>66855929
>yfw the cucks only made the WCF because they played the 2 worst teams last year
>>66855992
make sure to report me. We wouldnt want anyone to have fun in a thread here
>>66856009
You have severe autism
>all these jelly non-playoff team fans obsessing over the Ducks
top wew
>>66856019
You have severe autism
JANNY THEYRE BULLYING ME DELETE THEIR THREAD REEEEEEEEEEE
>Kongs D is shit and offense isn't as good as opposition
>Ducks are shit
>Shithawks need 2 refpuck calls to win a 1 goal game
Holy shit Sharks are actually better than all these teams this year kek
Stars-Sharks WCF, cap this post
ooo ooo woo, woo woo woo woo woo woo!
>This thread was nothing but shitposting
>Other thread was talking about hockey
>Janitor deletes the other thread
>>66856027
Gibson looked like shit
We need to start the Great Dane Andersen
honestly offside reviews are dumb as fuck
having a goal called off because somebody crossed the blue line a tenth of a second before the puck, which you would never be able to know without slowing down the replay, is fucking ridiculous. If it was so fucking close that the refs couldn't see it then don't fucking call it off.
>>66856035
You have severe autism
>y-you have a-autism
friendly reminder that Ducks fans didn't exist before or after 2007
>>66856045
Offside should be reviewable but they need a more reasonable minimum requirement. A centimeter or inch offside turning over a goal is fucking retarded.
>>66855984
That is true, but the Preds defense also allows the fewest shots on goal and scoring chances in the league so his badness can be somewhat minimized
>nhl refpucks the Montreal Cantplaydiens out of the first round every year for muh tv revenue
>2016. no habs no
>instead Blackhawks v Penguins SCF after 3 rounds of ref puck
I want off this ride.
/pol/ is always right. with Jews you lose. fuuuuuuuck Gary bettman. gas the kikes race war now.
>>66856046
report me OP
>>66856048
You have severe autism
is this one of the most boring playoffs in recent memory?
>>66856062
Sharks/Kings is the only watchable series
>>66856056
You have severe autism
>>66856062
yes
I'm just waiting for the 30th desu
15 more days and matthews is ours
>>66856045
The only thing I would change is that it can't be reviewed if the defending team gains possession in their zone. I don't remember if that would have changed the play tonight (and I don't really care about it), but it doesn't make sense that a goal could be wiped off 30+ seconds after the missed offside. The rule is meant to protect against Duchene type goals that happen almost directly as a result of the missed call not all the little things it's being used for now.
>>66856062
>Watching the playoffs when the team you like isn't in.
Top Cuck
>>66856067
>being OP matters this much to him
>>66856078
I just know the hackey gods will never let us win the lotto. But one of the Fins would be a nice consolation prize.
>>66856078
look at that fucking pig face
i want that autistic looking fucker on my team
or this
Kings will win the cup
>>66856066
Preds/Ducks and Bolts/Wings are good too, but most of them have been boring. Hawks/Blues is a huge letdown given the hype it was getting before.
EVERYONE POST IN MY THREAD OR I'LL REPORT YOU
>>66856083
what are you doing here then
>laffs
You wanted everyone to be in your thread you faggot. Here we all are
>>66856106
you have a nice bum
BEHEAD ALL THREADS THAT INSULT ALLAH
So we all know this will be the final, right?
>all these people picking a Caps-Kings final
kek
is this what you wanted OP
>>66856135
not if God is real
OK so unless he cripples himself or dies between now and October Jagr is going to take #2 all time in points next season.
Does this make him "the best ever" besides Gretzky, who's in a league of his own? Or is he just a long-career baby who's gotten luck not to have any major injuries?
Have you reported me yet OP? It seems to be your favorite thing
>>66856125
Pro golf team when
>>66855948
>mfw thats impossible
>>66856086
>>66856095
The Finns are too fun and full of life to be ruined by Canada. Hands off. If you're lucky enough to win the draft, you can have Matthews.
>>66856150
Gretski is an era babby.
He'd get shit on today
>>66856158
I wish the earthquakes killed you
How early is too early to make a new thread? Could I make one now and get any other one deleted?
>>66856150
It's hard because people will argue Orr and shit too
http://strawpoll.me/7385071
>>66855948
>Sharks vs Kings
>Canadian education
>A FUCKING LEAF
I want to talk about hockey but I didnt make the thread that people are talking about hockey in. Should I get it deleted? I'm a faggot btw
>>66855468
>No one
Feels good pham
How many cocks has OP sucked?
>>66856174
>pick one
I can't
>>66856135
Looks about right 2bh
>>66855468
Not many teams really, this year is a good year for you.
Your whole team is literally god tier 2bh with probably the best depth in the league.
I believe Caps vs Penguins will be the best series of the playoffs.
>>66856166
Checked. :^)
Have a generic comment about no Canadian teams in the playoffs for your (you).
Ping pongs will get knocked out the 2nd round by the caps when they play a team with a competent offense
>>66856135
>mfw Joe Thornton hits the gwg in a sweep in 5
>yfw tonight is the new jannies first night
>>66856235
Joe ChokertonThornton can't into clutch tho
bet he right he'd just delete some porn and some offtopic threads and then he went and don goofed
>>66856158
only oilers/laffs would ruin them desu
>>66856222
I was joking lad I'm sorry I hope you're alive and earthquake didn't take any of your loved ones :)
go fuck yourself with a cactus tho :)
>>66856255
He's still better than Mark Messier.
>rags
>>66856223
caps barely scored 2 goals on mason lmao
Pongs put up 5 with Hornquist getting a hatty, fucking hornquist
Pongs also destroyed caps last 2 meetings
>>66856269
>Says le purposely blow up our team for nothing man
>>66856270
Off topic image
>>66855084
this is a very good thread OP I hope you got what you wanted
>>66856286
DELETE THIS!
>>66856286
benning didn't blow up the team on purpose, he actually thought this was a 100 point team and was a buyer at the deadline KEK
LITERALLY. WHO. CAN. STOP. THEM?
>>66856270
Haha. I appreciate both the sentiments.
>>66856298
pls tell the new janny he is a dumb
>>66856302
Ducks
>>66856301
Dunno which is worse desu
>>66856315
>being this delusional
kek
KEK
>>66856301
>thought we were good
>didn't trade anyone this year or the last
>expiring UFAs everywhere
at least we draft well...
(might lose Demko though)
>>66856053
The minimum requirement is the damn blue line, spaz. The rules can't be arbitrarily applied like that.
Is it me or do the refs miss a lot of calls during the playoffs ? Nashville was blatantly gooning it up
>>66856330
I bet you think girls can't have penises. COME ON ITS 2016 THE BLUE LINE CAN CHOOSE WHERE IT WANTS TO BE DEPENDING ON ITS MOOD
>>66856345
t. Never watched hockey before.
>>66856345
Anaheim was just diving a lot
>"mighty" ducks of Anaheim
>>66856311
Shame they won't beat Nashville
>>66856096
Kongs to be swept by shorks
>>66856378
OP IS A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON
>>66856330
>puck touches goal line
>doesn't cross
>give goal anyway
It can be a goal if it wants to.
>>66856302
Sharks.
The finals will be Sharks vs Pens
>>66856409
They'll beat em in the series they literally pulled the same shit they always do when they aren't pressured get one goal lead and play not to lose then give up. Next game destroy opponent.
>>66856413
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>66856441
Post in my thread or else
>>66856441
Cocaine, cocaine is wrong with him
>>66856441
everyone was posting in a different /hoc/ because this one was made too early. that /hoc/ got deleted so obviously the person who made this one reported it because who knows why. yuliaposter does this any time someone is being a huge faggot so its deserved tonight.
>>66856455
drugs r bad
Post your face when kitties win the stanlee cup
Red Wings v Bolts confirmed for Avalanche Lite
Abdelkader should be suspended for that shit on blunden.
>>66856490
>>66856490
pussy
>>66856490
>Abdelkader gets jumped by two guys
>ends up on the bottom
>gets loose
>gets on top of one of them and beats him up
Blunden only got what he had coming tbf
I want casual clots to leave
All the Publix teams won tonight btw
>>66856523
>casual clots
no need to repeat yourself
Tampa Gay Clots fans are a bunch of casuals that only discovered the sport this decade. They cheer and post memes while on the receiving end of refpucks then cry when they get the short end of the stick, even if they're winning. They are the worst kind of hockey fan, bitch even when they win, even when they completely outplay the other team. They have no place on this board and I hereby vote to exile them back to Twitter and Facebook where they belong.
>>66855468
>Fleury back tomorrow
>Playoff Fleury
pls no. Keep Zatkoff in.
>Detoilet
>>66856523
You're a retard, there's getting into a fight and then there's full force bashing someone in the back of the head.
Tampa fans too pussy for a real hockey game
>>66856542
>>66856554
No, man the fuck up.
>>66856542
"My team is a bunch of goons that are hardly relevant anymore"
"Muh 25 years"
Fuck off, the refs tried to hand them that game and they still lost
When Nathan Walker comes into the league next year he will finish the season with over 100 points.
This is what must happen.
>>66856554
>there's getting into a fight
Good
>then there's full force bashing someone in the back of the head
LEGENDARY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4wg21mLf8
>>66856526
Would have been pretty disappointed in the kitties if they slid to 0-2. Might have had to take away their Publix privileges.
New hockey Fan here
Whats the worst 1st series?
What's the best 1st series to catch ?
Tampa Bay Fans are causal tranny fucking shits that only want to see Bettman's clean wholesome hockey. None of them even protest the charges that they only discovered hockey this decade, because it's absolutely true. They're all casual bandwagoners that weren't even watching before the playoffs.
>>66856575
Best is Detoilet and the Lightning
>>66856575
Worst: Tampa/Detroit, sweeps are boring
Best:SJS/LAK California rivalry,
>>66856554
>2v1
>Try to mug a player on the ice
>So retarded you hit each other's heads
>Get mad when he beats the ever living fuck out of you for it
Top lel
>>66856575
>Worst
Dallas/Minnesota
>Best
Tie between Kings/Sharks Blues/Hawks
>>66856591
Sweeps are boring but Tampa/Detroit has been a decent watch. Better than the complete slaughter that is Stars/Mild
>>66856591
>sweeps are boring
Pretty sure these teams are going to try to kill each other before it ends
>>66856586
>implying I didn't watch them win Stan Lee's Cup over a decade ago.
Nice Kuch dubs.
>>66856617
You're not the one who's been whining like a bitch all night though, you seem alright.
>Dees toilet on full booty blast watch
Wew lads
>tfw another night of self loathing
Going to be a long one lads
CUE THE CHELSEA DAGGER
HAWKS GONNA REPEAT
I LOVE HOCKEY
>>66856554
>it's okay for 2 players to jump on 1 players back
Alright bud. Opinion discarded.
>>66856627
/r9k/
>>66856628
t. I watch every april and june XD HOCKEY
>>66856623
Not really. >we lost and I'm not happy about it, but Tampa won and is out in full force bitching up a storm.
>Detoilet
Holy shit hahahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rYbNooHElE
>>66856652
Like I said earlier, this state is more than Detroit, just like your state is more than meth head sex offenders hitting on 12 year old boys in Publix parking lots.
>>66856631
>Richards slashes sustr after the play
>not expecting retaliation
>taking it so far you full force start beating a guy in the back of the head
Sweden no
>>66856676
>this state is more than Detroit
There's also that city with lead in the water, and that's the only other relevant part of Michigan
>shit goalie
>>66856658
that isnt english
>>66856702
>Flint
>relevant
If we're talking about murder rates sure.
But everything north of Saginaw has a decent quality of life.
>>66856707
You don't have to listen just watch
>>66856575
The best is Blackhawks vs Blues.
The worst is Lightning vs Red Wings
>>66856652
One's going under the ocean and the other one isn't? Is that the main difference? Michigan has better beaches and coastal dunes higher than the entirety of your pancake tittie's flat swamp of a state.
>>66856722
>Better beaches
Well that's just not true.
>>66856694
>have no arguments
>better bring up what some other player did
lel
>>66856722
>better beaches
What the fuck am I reading
>>66856706
>send picture of Lundqvist to girls
>all go fucking crazy
How can one man be such a womaniser?
>>66856730
>you tried to twist it so the poor innocent red wings got attacked for no reason :'(
>turns out they've been acting like goons the whole series and the Lightning finally got mad about
>>66856716
but if its not english what am I watching? the hockey rules are writtin in english so how do I know if they interpretted them correctly or what's even going on?
I'm glad the faggot goalie in the white got rekt for trying to fight skaters when the skaters know theyre not allowed to hit him back. white team seems like a bunch of fags. is this not how every communist hockey game goes?
>>66856730
A cuckold country cheering for a cuckold team. Pottery,
>>66856727
>>66856736
They're not filled with sex offenders and meth head trash that couldn't make it in other states, so they're automatically better. You can call the city I live Detoilet all you want, but that won't change the fact that Florida is America's toilet, where all our unwanted human waste is disposed.
>>66856727
It is though. Just sleeping bear alone is far more beautiful than anything in your whole state and that's just one area. There's waterfalls that cascade off shear cliffs into a freshwater sea. Lol, nowhere does this happen in your swampass ebola ridden, gigantic mosquitoes mess of a state.
>Michigan has better beaches than Florida
>>66856768
Why do so many of you retards keep moving here then
>>66856768
>>66856769
This fucking delusion.
>>66856820
My mom lived there for awhile, she said she feels safer here in Detroit.
>this
>beach
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
>>66856843
Where's the sand
>>66856843
http://www.traversecity.com/summer/outdoors/beaches/
Plenty to choose from where I'm from.
>>66856843
I hate cammiefornia phone posters so much. they bring nothing of value.
>>66856797
>Having to spend 20+ million all the time to bring in sand because their shit tier beaches keep washing away.
cannot.make.this.up Fuck....is there ANYTHING Florida can do other then fuck their cousins and be the USA meme capital.
>>66856876
CA is the only thing the west coast has bro. plenty of value
https://www.tripadvisor.com/TravelersChoice-Beaches-cTop-g191
Three of the top 4 or next to Tampa.
>>66856908
They can cook a mean batch of meth in their bath tubs.
>>66856873
There's like 5 feet of sand between the inland area and the water in all of those
>>66856908
They can win playoff games :~)
>>66856936
Who cares, I go to the beach when I want to swim, not stand around in the fucking sand. If I want sand I can go to fucking Sleeping Bear or Silver Lake.
>>66856908
>detoilet literally does not know what a beach is
>"h..hey guys look at my park"
kek
KEK
>>66856939
They can lose Stanley Cups too.
>>66856862
most natural beaches dont have sand you dipshit.
>>66856953
>only park is a swamp filled with gators
kek. Literal meme state.
>>66856951
>goes to the beach to only swim
Get a pool
>>66856746
I didn't say that the wings are innocent. Looks like you're the one who is trying to twist things.
>>66857001
Why would you need a pool when you're always near a clean natural body of water that a bunch of drunken shitheads on spring break didn't vomit into?
>>66857041
>why would you want a clean body of water that nobody goes in except me and I don't have to leave my house to get to
I'm also implying that a real beach has more to do than just swim
>>66857056
Which could be better enjoyed elsewhere.
Also:
>real beach
is not equivalent to
>tourist trap
>>66857074
>could be better enjoyed elsewhere
>has complained about dealing with other people in his last two posts
You're kinda inconsistent
>>66857001
Yes....I can't wait to go on the...ferris wheel...next time I'm at the beach. Or...of course...hang out in a...highrise.
>boypussy
>rags
Is it OK for me to like the Blackhawks if I live in Chicago? Or does that still make me reddit? What team should I cheer for if I don't want to be reddit?
>>66857131
>you can't walk on the sand or go in the water in addition to all those other things
>>66857117
I don't see what you're getting at. I'm just saying your implication that in order to qualify as a real beach you need to get overpriced drinks and food sold to you and ride a mediocre ferris wheel in addition to collecting skin cancer. I guess I'll never know what it's like to live in a commercialized disneyfied shithole
>>66857134
KIWI
I
W
I
>>66857148
Stars.
>>66856738
How he the king with no ring?
>>66857148
You live there, but are you actually from there? Are you planning to leave?
>>66857160
>3 inches of sand and a couple of hills covered in grass is a beach
Wow what a place. Good thing Michigan
>Michigan
Is having people flock from all over the world to go to their beaches.
What went wrong?
>>66857181
I'm not *from* here but I've lived here for 20 years. Not planning to leave any time soon, it's a pretty based city desu.
>>66857194
If they were they wouldn't really be worth going to.
>>66857218
I'm impressed at how terrible your logic is. I gotta say I think Detroit may be the only shitposters who can almost keep up with Florida
>>66857213
If you love your city and aren't going to leave it's not so bad. As much as I hate telling anyone to become a Blackhawks fan I think it's alright, just make sure you know what you're talking about before you start trying to be an expert.
Don't run your mouth about stupid shit either, there was that Bears fan that got stabbed for saying he wished he was a Cowboys fan, don't want that fate to happen to you anon.
>>66857232
It's the same reason I love living here in Detroit. I can walk around without any fucking morons bothering me. While tourism dollars are nice for my state it happens to be in state travel that drives it for the most part. I like that, outsiders are annoying and have shitty opinions about sports, fuck em.
>>66857108
>losing a team to fucking Denver
>>66857278
>Detroit
>no morons
Is he elite?
>>66857311
There are plenty of morons but they aren't ever bothering you unless you call comcast to come install something. Then a really stupid black guy who doesn't know anything about what he's doing comes to your house, leaves for 2 hours, comes back, and installs a signal amplifier but still hasn't completed the job he originally came out to do.
Other than that you usually just encounter them in fast food, that's a universal thing, those people are dumb everywhere in the world.
Nashville is a talentless goon team
>>66857357
not with that hairline
>>66857357
Yeah.
>>66857148
You pick the team from where you grew up, that's it.
A bandwagon is somone who starts geting interested because their team has found recent success. There isn't anything wrong with starting to like a team that is good in itself
>>66857211
>rags
>>66857413
still more talent and better hairlines than anaheim desu
>>66857433
So why did you bandwagon Detroit?
>>66857581
>Detroit
>Recent success
I'm saying this as a fan...
>>66857592
Hasn't been that long since Detroit had back to back finals appearances. Moreover, he's posing with a Swedish cuck flag and saying you should cheer for the team where you grew up.
Eric Staal & Rick Trash combined for 1 assist & -5 in game 1. Don't expect anything more than meaningless stat padding points scored by those two in blowout wins.
>2 2nds and Saarela for Staal
>>66857637
I'm sure he likely watches Swedish hockey as well, especially if it's who I think it is. It's not like Detroit doesn't have any Swedish players.
>>66857581
Did you even read what I wrote?
