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Eagles 18.17.125 def Richmond 9.3.57 last night
Essendon v Geelong at 1:45PM AEST
Hawthorn v St Kilda at 2:10PM AEST
Brisbane v Gold Coast at 4:35PM AEST
Carlton v Western Bulldogs at 7:25PM AEST
Adelaide v Sydney at 7:10PM ACST
>Live next to a family with 2 children
>Both legitimate autism
>Screaming in the morning and shitting themselves types
>This morning decided to clean out the drains on the roof
>While I'm up there can see right into their backyard
>Notice two little Richmond jumpers drying on the line
>mfw
>>66850797
me on the left
Damn it feels good to be iggs
who /dabloos/ here?
crows or swans 2nite?
>>66852753
Tipped crows but I think I'm going to swap to swans.
swans 10 points
>>66852753
Swans barely, historically not a great run in Adelaide but they are the stronger team
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>66852859
generally miss RC in all honesty
>>66852890
same desu
>>66852179
iggs baby
3 weeks* you fat fucking moron
Learn to count
>>66853396
Imagine being in the same room as Josh Rickards and Paige Cardona. Making of a Murderer material.
>>66852890
too bad the feds caught up with him aye
Who /tippingSaints/ here?
>essendon at $12
cheeky tenner?
Crows v Swans is the only good game on tonight, all the others will be blow outs
Jobe Watson on handsome intelligent watch
>>66854071
$17.5 on Betfair la
>>66854145
PLEASE
>>66854266
WATCH
Who /cric/ here?
>tfw won't attend a test at the Gabba this year and get fucking maggot with the boys
>>66854316
Here m8
Any match fixing in the Poo in Loo league yet?
>>66854316
>Caring about Curry cricket
>>66854345
OUR
>>66854390
SPORT
Do people call collingwood, "CollingHOOD" or what?
>All these big, strong foreigners
What did we do to deserve this blessing lads?
>>66854477
have a sport that is televised in the US
Got a $20 to burn.
Whats a good bet today you reckon lads?
>>66854513
dogs over carlton for no return
Sainters
>>66854513
20 on essendon
>Can't score a goal against Essendon in the first 5 minutes
>muh Danger
Geelong is a corpse
GEELONG GETTING EXPOSED
MUH DANGERCATS
Gonna hunt some Hawkroaches today lads
JUST
>Cucktoria
KEK
Banking on Hawks under performing, perhaps even losing.
Most likely will be a high scoring game though IMO. No Gibson means Sainters should be able to score more than usual.
Thoughts lads?
>>66854513
I put a cheeky $10 on essendon to win by +39.5 at $101
Go /afl/, go!
>>66854670
Smart decision lad
That cunt is blacker than their jersey kek
Dongerfeld on pooicide watch
Jesus christ these bombers handballs.
Some of the worst I've ever seen but Geelong just aren't putting that much pressure on.
>The Nathan Fyfe of SA can't even save the dumpster fires that is Cucktoria
KEK
>>66854670
hey big spender
>>66854755
*farts*
>>66854761
nothing wrong with being a fun better
>>66852890
>>66853134
>>66853902
neck yourself RC
>>66854761
Put 20$ in my account last night for the free 20$ bonus bet (Martin under 26 disposals which paid off)
19$ worth of bets still to play out over the weekend, what I placed today was winnings from last night.
Literally free money lads
Got it at $2.01 too
>tfw the footy app you use has stopped giving supercoach scores
Fuck off
>>66854824
is that one parlay?
>Dempster
Poos and wees on pooicide watch
>Matthew Knights
I completely forgot about this guy
Holy shit Matthew Knights lmao. The personification of JUST
>>66854969
Essendon wish they didn't.
HAWKSWINLOL
>tfw when it comes to the finals on the MCG no other team in the comp realistically has a chance of beating the hawks
Just fuck off already
>>66854513
buy a loved one a present, don't gamble on their love.
Is there anything more autistic than fans at the game shaking hands and congratulating each other on a good game at the end, like they'd actually been down there playing?
>>66855101
ASADA has good chance of BTFO the hawks
>Hodge already elbowed a kid in the face
Good bloke.
>>66855134
Gave myself $20 as a treat for the weekend.
Going with a slightly risky approach for now.
Whatever I have at the end of the weekend I'll withdraw.
>>66855136
Posting about it on a Nepalese cave painting forum
>>66855207
It's a good thing I put it on an Indonesian arts & crafts platform then
>>66855136
>not using your mental energy and physic power to will your team over the line
casual
>>66855138
>praising asada
>wanting those retards to destroy the game
t. literal cuck
>struggling against essendon
>muh dangerfield
geelong are a joke
Any stock tips lads?
>>66855298
chicken stock goes with pretty much everything
>>66855289
James pls go
>>66855298
Overlooked commodities.
Gold and palladium mining companies
>>66855324
chicken stock is garbage, vegetable stock is god tier
>dat Essendon heart
based Woosha
>Allowing Essendope to be within a goal of you at half-time
The ultimate fold test
>>66855336
>muh gold
Never get your financial advice from /pol/
Even Poort beat essendon by 60
>the country town of geelong
>>66855298
Buy etfs lad
>>66855337
>limp wristed vegetarian poofter cunt detected
Chicken stock can used will all meats except maybe fish.
>>66855369
No cunt, vegetable stock is best because it adds flavour to the meat of the meal that you cook.
What's the fucking point of having beef then adding something else with chicken stock, makes no fucking sense
>>66855348
>muh quick return
Go ahead, tell me you're a day trader like the other 1000s of jobs you imagine to win arguments on here
>>66855428
gold isn't a solid investment you stupid fuck, there's no guarantee its price will always increase
>>66855401
This.
>>66855458
PLEASE
>>66855469
WATCH
>>66855469
WATCH
>>66855401
You know nothing. Chicken stocks adds more flavor to meat than anything else, especially more than piss weak vegetable stock. Veggie stock is useless.
>I rate Tame Impala
>>66855509
Well meme'd
[spoiler]pond is better[/spoiler]
>>66855509
CAUSE I'M A MAAAAAAAAAAAANNN
JUST
>Geelong
>Hawthorn
kek
>>66855564
Giving that many points on Geelong for a $1.35
idiot
who /grewuponorarounddairyfarms/ here?
Who /top3/ here?
(Cucktoria need not apply)
>>66854824
>Geelong
>Hawthorn
How do you want your multi family?
JUST
FUCK
>hawks
>geelong
>>66855607
LIKE BEN CUNNINGTON
*DUN DUN*
>>66855607
>all the mummy cows anguished cries when baby cows get taken away to make veal
soul jarring horrific t.b.h
>>66855649
>caring about cows
m8...
The mums should be greatful they weren't made into steak years ago
>>66855628
Lads, I think we meme magic cucktoria into reality, in fact it keeps getting stronger.
>>66855666
I'm not soft and have no problem with farming animals. You have obviously never heard it first hand. So fuck off try hard cunt.
FUCKING IDIOT GEARY
>>66855728
No need to yell m8
We're all in the same thread here
>>66855745
Sure, sorry m8
>Geelong can't take advantage of this bumbling Essendope side
hahahahahaha
>geelong cats
Fuck me I hate hawkroaches
>>66855668
Like you did in last years grand final? or in the grand final after? or the grand final before that?
post yfw you realised Freo will never get a flag in your lifetime
>>66855863
NEVER EVER
>West Coast's kicking isn't elite
>>66855863
When gold coast started up I was gonna put a bet on them winning a flag before Freo. Kicking myself 2bh. I don't rgave a face because I will have killed myself kek.
So when's that female umpire going to get a game?
>>66855897
After she sucks off gillon
>>66855649
Same sound your mum makes when she orgasms m8
>not even 50 points at 3qt against essendon
geelong are finished
how long have you been on /afl/?
2011 here
>>66856074
2015.
4chan since.... 08? maybe 07.
>Cuckthorn
LMAO
>>66856074
Late 2012
Did Ridgway ever meet Richoman?
>>66856074
/afl/ wasnt a thing til 2012, 2013 especially
Wasnt til flags the afl community here took off
6.16
kek
>>66856093
No it was toon armee
And yes we caught up at the Melbourne-Port game in round 1 2013. Port smashed em
The Poorthorn autisitic is pretty quiet today.
>>66856113
Shhh you'll wake him.
>>66856074
2013 gf
Essendon 9.6 (60)
Geelong 7.18 (60)
Will be the final score
>>66856129
You're already wrong
>>66856129
geelong cuckcats already have 64
>>66856094
it started post season 2011
>>66856074
10 minutes. Who's this Jarryd fellow? He sounds like an upstanding gentleman with some well-rounded opinions on women and the inherent patriarchy found in all facets of society.
Whats the name of the black guy playing for the Bombers?
My gf wants to know for some reason
You carlton lads ready to get your arseholes torn wide open?
>>66856172
I forget but my wife's son is a big fan
>>66856180
Please be gentle.
>>66856172
Anthony (some hyphenated boong name nobody will remember)
>>66856191
like Cockatoo-Collins? something like that?
>Menzel
>0.5
>>66856202
Nah, it's (Generic Anglo name)-Tipungwuti or something
>>66856186
fuck no, we going in fast and dry
I cant wait to see you guys get exposed in defence by Jake 'THE PACKAGE' Stringer, I predict he will kick at least 6 goals and we will win large
>menzel 0 goals 5 behinds
>>66856180
>>66856186
Will probably in it til half-time then drop off
>>66856214
At least make it quick, get it over with
>>66856250
HA!
>saints wont go away
Worried
Holy shit can >we do it?
With the wind in the last quarter
The hawthorn meme is over
>>66856214
Nah, Weitering will keep Stringer quiet
>>66856032
A MESS!
Who /jess/ here?
>>66853396
>He doesn'et know about light and easy meals magical restorative properties
>>66856291
I'd give her the lowest prices if you get what I mean
>>66856291
Get some taste
>>66856291
Jenny tbqh
>>66856306
She wearing some blokes shirt she just fucked.
>>66856291
>when people comment on your hot coworker
>when your hot coworker will never go out with you
Truly the worst of feels.
>>66856211
McDonald
>>66856312
Fuck off, she's pure.
>>66856312
The ol' fashioned jumper swap, I totally do that too after having sex haha
>>66856322
pure rootrat m8
The trivago girl isn't that hot tbqh
>>66856328
Are your dads jumpers comfy?
>>66856335
No she's not you fag, you don't know her like I do.
>>66856337
this, def a bit ayy lamo in there
lmaoing @ this shitty hawks meme team
biggest frauds ever, literally only 3 peated because of how unfair and vic biased the comp is
>cuckthorn
ITS HAPPENING
>missed a goal taking a shit
How should I kill myself lads?
>>66856337
Yeah she's not hot because "hot" is a word reserved for a pump and dump club sluts. She's beautiful, gorgeous, words reserved for people like her, class and beauty.
>>66856340
lrn2slutfu m8
acceptance is the only way forward
>getting cucked by St Kilda in your home state
I want to believe
>>66856355
Nah, not even in a classy beauty kind of way. She's a plain Jane m8 and her face isn't that cute
Hawkroaches on suicide watch
>>66856338
Haha
GET UP YOU FUCKIN SAINTERS.
How much of a breeze advantage is it?
who /extendedtheircoach'scontract/ here
>>66856371
Agreed.
P L A I N
L
A
I
N
>>66856380
2.3 approx, based on how many times commentary have mentioned it and changed their minds
>>66856371
>gorgeous cheek bones
>beautiful hair
>10/10 face
yeah mate plain jane, bet you could do much better
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>66856384
>club appoints a woman president
>board starts making fucking terrible decisions
UMPBALL
The fuck was that?
Ump.... UMP!
Umpires paid off by Cheathorn once again I see
Hawks losing? Shit!
Activate him
Has anyone got a working stream? Stuck at uni lads and can't find one.
>cheathorn
absolutely disgusting
>Ladies and gentlemen, your Hawthorn vs St Kilda MVP
Doped up to the eyeballs and still need the umps. In b4 that fair weather faggot starts posting.
>>66856444
https://www.reddit.com/
Skinny jew giving the umps instructions through thier ear pieces, gotta keep the hawkthorn meme alive.
>>66856444
Only because you got trips
http://www.vipleague.co/aussie-rules/380432/3/hawthorn-hawks-vs-st-kilda-saints-live-stream-online.html
>>66856470
>mfw everyone told me that Melbourne weren't robbed by the umpires last week
>mfw I say the Aints are being robbed and everyone agrees
>>66856464
Hawkroaches only crawl out when the win is in the bag.
>>66856483
>Hawf wins
"ON OUR WAY TO FOURTHORN"
>Hawf loses
"DOESNT MATTER COS NOT SEPTEMBER"
fuck they are insufferable
>>66856480
Cheer Moite. All the vipbox ones wouldn't work and I assumed vipleague/box were just mirrors, but apparently not.
U. MPIRE 3 Votes
>>66856509
c-carn thommo
>>66856509
It stutters and stops quite regularly for me but it's the only one I found that actually works
This umpball is getting otrageuous
Can't faint the saints
MCCARTIN
C
C
A
R
T
I
N
WHAT A MARK
>>66856553
Umps dont wanna fuck up their multis m8
Fuck off Hawks
DAILY REMINDER THAT HAWKS WILL WIN 4 IN A ROW AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT
cheeky assist from umps lel
Loins starting out stron
cheating cunts
Fucking umpires I am furious. Genocide of hawkroaches when
>>66856611
Like clockwork kek
Lions v moons stream?
fucking close one lads
>>66856624
http://www.vipleague.co/aussie-rules/380433/2/brisbane-lions-vs-gold-coast-suns-live-stream-online.html
>>66856633
like
clockwork
>>66856624
It'll be over by half time, no way the Loins can sustain this level of intensity or play and they're still losing
>>66856633
>>66856648
same shitcunt
Tom Lynch is a fucking stud my god
St Kilda literally umpballed to a loss
>merrett playing on lynch
yeah he's definitely getting 10
>loins giving away 50m to the best tall forward in the game
jesus christ
>>66856683
Merrett will give away at least 2 frees that will lead to goals
Your Hawthron/St Kilda man of the match
>>66856725
>getting bullied out of /tv/ to your backup board
kek
Lions would be leading if they could kick straight
>>66856683
10 punches to the back of the head.
who /top3/ here?
worst cuckstralia need NOT apply
ZORKO LMAO
>>66856725
It was the other fuckwit at the right side of the ground that robbed us
>>66856773
>blaming the umpires when st shitda gave the hawforn so many easy goals
typical shit team, fold your shit excuse of a club.
>>66856813
>Hawkroach scurries out from his rock after the umpires gift them two goals to win he game
This is why we all hate you
Suns getting into the Lions physical bullshit too much and forgetting to play footy
Gonna be a long arvo if this keeps up
>>66856859
>implying im a hawk supporter
>implying this st shitda supporter doesn't acknowledge the goals from turnovers
no knowledge of football, fold your shit excuse of a club or move to tassie.
>>66856865
Yeh fuckin' arvo footy snags on the barbie mate XDD
>>66856902
fag
>>66856881
>move to tassie
hawks and roos have already done that lel
>>66856881
>le two goals gifted in the last five minutes by the umpires that puts them over the line
>IT DIDN'T MAKE AN IMPACT GUYZzz I'm good at football
Have a look at social media you fuckwit, people are unanimously saying that Hawkroaches didn't deserve it, even on the Hawks facebook page.
>>66856633
the cuckroach who is obsessed with best australia crawls out of his whole
>>66856938
lmao wow
>>66856938
but wait there is more autism
>>66856962
>convict
kek
>>66856962
/threepeat/ of sperg
>>66856902
kys goose
>>66856938
>>66856962
Nice autism, nomming you for the team
>>66856938
>>66856962
>reposting the same image is autism
trying way to hard to make the team m8
>>66856987
>totally not the cuckroach guise
>>66856931
Hawks didn't deserve it.
There was 6 goals from turnovers.
And it wasn't 15metres either. They cut the grass at that oval so the umps can tell.
>>66856931
>le armchair football observers
go on, post on normiebook about how disappointed you are about your shit arse club.
>>66856996
literally this
>>66856987
kys cunt
>>66857000
>YOU ARE LE HAWKS SUPPORTER XDXD
>>66856938
>>66856962
>>66856981
i think the two of you are complete and utter autists
>>66857009
>Both kicks wern't 15
Holy shit go to specsavers son you need it
Obviously we made too many turnovers, but the last dew decisions were unfair and were the difference in the game when the result was in the balance.
>>66857025
>My opinion is superior to that of thousands of others because I know about muh sekrit club /afl/
kys lad
>>66857029
Even your default angry mode is obvious.
>>66857049
>reposting the same image is autism
>screenshoting the archive is autism
I honestly think you are retarded
SEXTON!
>>66857025
t. reality cunt
>>66857073
Nah the screenshotter is the cucktorian poster, both easily win
>>66857050
>we
Spotted a redditor lads
RISCHO
We rolling now boys
>>66857070
>you mad
kek
>implying this isnt elite autism
>>66857050
Could've gone either way, I wouldn't have paid it since it was a close match but the free to wog was deserving. St Shitda player didn't dispose of it correctly.
>>66857107
>You are le rebbit bogeyman xDDD
>>66856509
CARN THOMMO
>>66857129
>reposting the same image is autism
just woke up here with the worst fuckin hangover, my head is sore as shit. gonna go get some KFC then start drinkin again.
>>66857070
Are you still implying that I'm a Hawthorn fan? Keep clutching at straws.
>>66857135
I agree the Puopolo free was legit but the guy clearly played on. There's so much ambiguity in the advantage rule
>>66857138
>reposting 2014 au/sp/ memes
Spotted the redditor lads
>279 posts
>39 posters
KEK, nice "community" you have here
Lads, you know what really fucking annoys me? How according to normies, this >>66857145 is considered normal and not an addiction, yet my DXM 'addiction' is horrible, needs to stop, and is destroying my life. Yeah, fuck off.
>>66857129
This is what happens when you 4chan too hard kids.
>>66857144
Yes, and the unadulterated sperg in literally every comment.
>>66857168
>Gets found out to be an autistic retard
>I'll say he's a lebbit user! On /afl/ that's means an automatic victory xDD
>>66857207
kek, you are literally seething
>>66857189
i binge drink on the weekends. usually friday, saturday and sunday arvo. I can go wtihout alchol the rest of the week.
>>66857207
>starts posting only in memes
Spotted the redditor lads
>Lions can't even make a 10m set shot on a 45 degree angle
brutal
>>66857207
Tbf you are a reddit user
why is /afl/ full of bullies lads?
so much hostility
>>66857249
its all me 2bh
>>66857207
this guy is gonna blow any moment lads
>>66857249
t. st kentucky fried chicken
whats for dinner friends?
>tfw elite
>>66857241
You clearly don't have a clue what you're talking about. If you yell loud enough you might get a special treat for dinner tonight from the warden.
>>66857263
ya mums vag with a side of St Kentucky Fried Chicken's tears
Suns giving away too many frees, getting away with it so far but they would be getting railed by any elite team
>>66857263
Cheese rissoles
is this, dare i say, gold coast's year?
>>66857263
1am maccas after work for watching /crows/
>>66857307
finish top 4 then crash out in straight sets
>>66857287
>So mad that you've resorted to name calling
Spotted the redditor lads
>>66857307
This is what the Suns should have been last year before injuries and all that off field bullshit kicked in. Rocket had to clean house last year but he's finally getting the team he signed up for.
Probably finish 6th after dropping a few tougher games (our schedule has been a cupcake outside of Freo so far), might win a game but I wouldn't be surprised if they lose out of the finals in the 1st week.
>>66857338
Takes one to know one
That GC flag on the score looks like a pizza slice
>>66857395
nice, thanks based Ash
>>66857338
You've been engaging in ad hominem since that start you burnt out cunt
>>66857423
>new IP
>st pooda
>>66857423
>now responding with >muh logical fallicies
Spotted the redditor lads
>>66857423
You're seething. I can feel the anger coming through the screen. You're literally crying with anger because you've lost your place as number one. You're not the best, you never were, you're old news, and you're now the last thought on peoples minds. Stay irrelevant.
>4.13
As if this year wasn't going to be bad enough for the Lions, we can't kick straight either.
Life is suffering.
>>66857509
>we
Stop giving away frees you shit cunts
Australia, 2016
http://www.Smh.com.au/nsw/nsw-police-officers-caught-trolling-greens-mp-jenny-leong-on-facebook-with-racist-and-sexist-posts-20160409-go2f9g.html
Well at least the hawks meme is dead, only limping home against the saints and getting umpballed. A side that pathetic wont make it in the finals.
>>66857509
>we
Just take your kick Pearce
>>66857307
Too early to tell. Including Brisbane, they've beaten Essendon and Carlton who will make up the rest of the bottom 3 and a Fremantle who have shit the bed. Next week might be a bit more of a better game to measure them by.
Will the """"""Q-Clash""""""" ever become a serious rivalry
STEVEN MAY JUST KILLED A MAN
Holy fuck what a hit
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66857509
KEK, to think you spent THAT much time typing up those lies to feed your massive ego and seek attention on 4chan.
You really are a loser, and you have been EXPOSED as a liar.
You were NOT diagnosed with depression by anyone but yourself.
You are NOT clinically depressed.
You are NOT going through a hard time in your life.
You have NEVER experienced any hardship.
You ARE a young cunt idiot with a massive ego, who pretends to be depressed on 4chan for attention because you have no one in real life to attention seek to because you have alienated yourself by being a delusional vain cunt who thinks he's smart, when you are in fact a retarded idiot who has achieved NOTHING in your life, and you NEVER will.
You are nothing and should seriously just kill yourself you retarded piece of shit.
Please reply to this with yet another attention seeking post, you fucking loser.
>>66857532
didn't /afl/ say this, this time last year? when they were 0-4.
don't underestimate the hawks, thought we learnt our lesson
heemed
>>66857441
Went to my phone
>>66857502
>saints supporter
>claiming to be the best
If there's anything you get from barracking this team, it's humility
How do you pronounce vice versa?
>>66857574
Stretcher heemed
>>66857598
V-ice ver-sah
>>66857571
They were 4-4
>4.15
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Waverley Park tomorrow
>Loins 2nd quarter
> 1 - 9
That's fucking awful lol
>>66857649
You are literally getting your door kicked in.
Calling coppers right now.
>>66857189
Sculling cough syrup to get high is fucking degenerate scum behaviour.
But I guess because you've somehow managed to make yourself feel superior and justified about it, so that's fine. I would offer you a drink, but considering you've now got the vital organs of a 90 year old, it'll probably go to waste.
>>66857598
Vichay versai
>>66857649
thanks lad
>>66857189
What brand doesn't have additives that stop you taking too much?
https://twitter.com/AFL/status/721242852399849473
Here's the hit lads.
Mayes is gone. They'll send him to the tribunal and make an example out of him. If it is anything more than just a 'normal' concussion they'll ping him for over 6 weeks.
>brisbane almost kicked a higher score than richmonds game last night in a quarter of footy
lol everyones gonna show heart this round but the fucking tigers
>>66857688
Didn't he do that last year to Rockliffe?
>>66857688
He got fucked last season for a bump that was arguably unintentional and not really worth suspension
This time around he deliberately laid a bloke out while flying past the ball and in the air. He's going to get railed by the tribunal.
That St kilda supporter was pretty autistic, might nominate him for this week
>>66857688
Mayes plays for Brisbane m8
>>66857688
>Cash Grablett pushed him into it
Why is this guy liked again?
>>66857728
Seemed like a decent chap, t.b.h
he BTFO (you)
>>66857688
hes already got a bad record, gonna get 8-9 weeks at least
>>66857728
Elaborate on your nom you can't just nom someone because they destroyed you.
>>66857688
Fair hip and shoulder, run straight into him, he turned sideways to defend himself.
>>66857728
>being trolled by bait posts is autistic
kys lad
>tipping next round
scared.jpg
>>66857585
>literally getting so mad you destroy your computer and have to post on your phone
>>66857728
I nominate you
>be gay
>marry your lesbian friend because gay marriage is illegal.
I just don't get it m8's
>>66857833
>tipping
>ever
you'd have a better chance banging this chick than doing well in the tipping
>>66857757
>>66857796
>>66857831
>>66857853
samefag
fuck off
>>66857849
Computer is my chief shitposting station, phone when watching the footy and
LADS
crows v swans
who wins?
>>66857939
idk and its hurting me to think about
>>66857888
>tfw more likely to get every tip right for the whole season than getting any chick
>>66857953
tipped shitney
but the camrys are a definite chance. literally confused
>>66857939
Swans and they are also my tip for the flag.
>people actually thought they'd be big sliders with that beastly midfield
>>66857726
Past the ball. Jumped. Straight down the middle, not side on. He's absolutely fucked.
>>66857769
Might well be. Right now my guess is a minimum 6 weeks. The more I see it though the more I think it will be much more. We haven't had a massively huge penalty in a while, and that's the worst thing I've seen on the field in a long time as well. If Stef Martin has a particularly bad concussion, or anything broken/fractured I think they would consider up to 12 weeks. Seems ludicrous but the AFL have shown themselves to be hellbent on shaping the game the way they want and have made it clear that a hit like that is unacceptable.
>66857933
>trying this hard for (You)'s
No doubt one of those faggots will take a screenshit and post to "prove" they weren't samefagging
>>66857972
I thought they would slide, but not big sliders.
They haven't really versed anyone, so they haven't been challenged. Today is their first challenge, we'll see how they go.
But yeah, they're flying under the radar.
>>66857933
>Everyone thinks I'm a shit bloke
>m-must be just one person
I sure do love to suck dicks
Martin apparently awake and won't go to hospital at this stage.
>>66858030
t. st kucky fried chicken
For real though, 4 goals 15 behinds is fucking embarrassing
@66858033
Get it! Because he used my name!
There you go Nick
>>66858033
Holy shit mate you're obsessed with him, just let it go
>worst cuckstralia not even in the top three (3)
KEK, nice "state" you got there
t. queenslander
mfw i realised the sydney midfield will be enough carry them for the next 10 years
>established guns in JPK, Hanners, Parker, Jack, Tmitch
>Future guns in Heeney, Mills, Lloyd, Hewett.
wtf how did this even happen
>>66858139
>implying that its not the same faggot false flagging as himself
>>66858188
the academy
>>66858188
$$$
>>66858190
Can't prove it but trust it's not me
Haha, i'm gay lol
Oh shit Lions are rolling
>>66858219
>>66858221
samefag
>>66858188
They get kids from their academy meanwhile everyone else has to take kids in the draft
BASED LIONS
>>66857307
jinxed badly brah
>>66858190
This me here, don't listen to the false flagger
>>66858221
>>66858239
Not you too fucken hell hahaha
>>66857263
Gonna get a kebab around 4am after a big drinking session. Funny how we always get kebabs when drunk.
*farts*
Just noticed a bit of poo on my finger
who here loves penis
>>66858260
I thought it was some of the curry I was eating at lunch, so I licked it off but it was just poo lol
nominating St Kentucky Fried Chicken and the copycats for the autist team
>>66858281
you
>>66858259
>>66858260
REEEEE
lost the keys to the cuck shed, big black bull is over in 5. he's gonna go mental
>>66858289
>false flagging is autism
kys lad
>>66858259
>>66858260
Christ friend. I'm nominating you because I'm witnessing a mental breakdown on a Burmese car sales forum.
>>66858303
>is autism
killing myself right now lads
>>66858303
>I am false flagging myself with a few seconds of each other
I wish it was the case
>>66858313
Im nominating you for being a phaggot phresh cunt
i just went to fart guys and a big fat slippery wet poop came out
what do
>>66858313
LMAO. You actually think this. You legitimately waste this time much trying to be number one. You're so mad brah. Why? Why the hatred? This is literally the start.
You think this the end? Far from it. I'm here to stay. You think you can try and annoy me enough to stop namefagging. Absolutely not. I'm going to stay, just to spite you. I will literally end you. Good luck, you'll need it. Never have you found someone as determined as I am.
>>66858336
lick it up m8
I mourn for the six million Jews killed in the holocaust.
doing a big poo
really wish all the tripfags that just turned up, fucked off already
>>66858336
>>66858345
>>66858348
>>66858352
>>66858357
REEEEEE
Really don't like you impersonators, I find it childish and bullying. I'm going to write a piece on the Big Footy Forums about this and warn people ever coming to this general.
>66858367
>trying this hard for (You)'s
No doubt one of those faggots will take a screenshit and post to "prove" they weren't samefagging
alright guys tomorrow im gonna get an operation to get my ribs removed so i can give myself a blowjob, then im gonna get a sex change so i can fuck and impregnate myself
gonna go all the way lads who needs a gf anyway
might get a tranny for tonight, who wants to go halvies?
>>66858492
Why? they already have.
>8.19
>>66858367
You can't make me furious even if you tried. I feed off you. Because I can tell that this destroys you. It hurts you physically and mentally knowing that I can and will ruin your reputation as the nastiest most egotistical person on this board.
You are weak, you can't help but reply to me, you feed off it too. You know that I'm better, otherwise you wouldn't try so hard to prove yourself to others on a board on 4chan.
I am stoked to know that you think so much of me as to want to keep talking to me. Knowing that I affect you that much that you have to reply to me. You strive so badly to win, but you always fall short.
You talk about end game? There is no end with me.
Good luck. This is far from over.
>Le post about trannys and shit
>I'm the real one guys
Bloody hel
There's a good game on and you fucking faggots can't stop spamming.
i fucking love sucking big black cocks
I think the namefag won via making the other cunt so furious he went full autism.
>>66858537
>everybody should only watch and discuss the game
Spotted the redditor lads
>>66858540
Love that song. Classic.
>>66858556
i agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsISfQAXE60
Merrett is fucking shit
>Merritt
lol
>>66858571
better song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOK6zmpOe0
>tfw 21 years old and have the same hairline as Josh Walker
is suicide the only option?
>>66858606
yeah yeah
ded thread
ded sport
what's your bigfooty names lads?
Suns been exposed. The meme ends here
>>66858590
better one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r72Sbmj2OrM
>>66858667
ManWithNoName
Hello Missing Persons, I'd like to report one Gary Ablett
who drunk here?
>scores level
>lions have had 10 more scoring shots
>>66858692
They're playing like shit and the Lions have them shook with their physicality
They shouuld dominate the last 10 mins or so though, Lions are getting tired
Did Hall just have a zooper dooper lel
Carn gold cunts
The Lions are kicking like an AusKick team
crowies 4 the flag
>>66858575
dog act desu (to be honest)
>>66858575
Top kek at GAJ seeing it coming and pushing him into it.
>>66858575
gaj should get 4 weeks for that too
CUNTLER
>>66858575
on second thoughts just them both with attempted murder
>beat the dockers in perth
>can't beat the lions
plz don't end in a draw
Irishmen are gods desu senpai
gold cunts are exposed
Prestia has been fucking awful tonight
>>66858865
THE HUMAN MEATBALL
>>66858865
Gone at year's end
>>66858858
>>66858877
Take it off
>>66858888
I'm already naked.
is gaj playing?
>>66858888
for those quads, ill do it
>suns
gold cucks exposed
>>66858899
Yeah he's been invisible tonight
This is the sort of game where they need O'Meara back for
This match has given me hope for the bulldogs. Come on you blue baggers
>>66858900
Nah you're dubs mean you have permission again
>gaj
Poorthorn "supporters", please go back to plebbit
>>66858987
The autism was two hours ago lad
Anyone else get on these 50/50 odds for the swans to win
>people not realising the swans are about to go full hawthorn dynasty mode
>>66858997
>you can only be autistic when I say so
Spotted the redditor lads
>>66859030
>perturbed poorthorn poof projects proudly
do i watch GAYFL or iron man 2?
>>66859040
>knowing how to alliterate
Spotted the redditor lads
>>66859052
>>>/reddit/
>>66859052
He's just a retard who spurts >muh reddit
Just ignore and don't give him (You)s
>>66859060
Meant to be to >>66859040
Fucking hel I gave him what he wanted
Is this the most even top 8 of all time?
>>66859080
Sydney leagues ahead of the rest imo
Just left the Gabba. Good to see the Lions win, fucking awful kicking at goal.
>>66859069
SKFC detected
kek
>>66859080
>171%
>7th
>>66859097
Wrong again, can you get anything right?
>>66859133
>LE YOU ARE LE AUTIST XDXD
>>66859150
>>>/reddit/
>>66859092
Why? Comparing them to WCE:
Syd def Cwood 80 points
>
WCE def Rich 67 points
Syd def Carl 50 points
<
WCE def Bris 64 points
Syd def GWS 25 points
<
WCE def Fre 33 points
West Coast are equal, if not better than Sydney.
Carlton fans BTFO
WHO /LOINS/ HERE
>>66859185
Based SKFC
>>66859150
>>>/reddit/
>>66859186
iggles wouldve lost to fremantle if sandi didnt die leaving them with deboer/tabener rucking
>>66859150
>>>/reddit/
>>66859150
Stop embarrassing yourself lad
>>66859150
kys faggot
>>66859150
finally people that type like this are geting EX fucking POSED for the faggots they are
>>66859080
The Cats are our only hope
>>66859208
KEK. You can literally do nothing right
that soft af free
>>66859186
>tfw when another Iggs v Sydney GF rivalry is in the making
>>66859291
umpiring for both sides has been terrible
>>66859080
Not a single lelbourne based club in the /top4/.
Cucktoria KEK
>>66857263
Toasted sandwiches with ham, cheese & pineapple. Tasty af lads.
reddit bloods supporters in afldude chat are SEETHING
Let's get this bad boy to 1000
Pretty decent game.
ded
who here /iggs/ but also /crows/ tonight?
>Ricciuto stumbling over the word 'retarding'
fuckign derm making the argument that the umpire shouldn't pay an obvious free against a forward because the defender could possibly have done something that couldn't be seen adn probably didnt happen?
He might aswell chuck an adelaide jumper on at this point
>>66859671
Why crows tonight?
>waited all these years to see Menzel play again
>decides to miss all his set shots and kick five points
nice "recruiting" you have there
>Gambler's Helpline Ad airs
>Ladbrokes Ad follows immediately after it
heh
>>66859734
The argument isn't that bad desu for most cases, but in this example it was .Those type of marking contests are retardedly officiated. Sometimes if both people are breaking the rules (jumpers/holding/whatever) the umpires will let it go, other times they will ping one player because ???
In this case though Derm was being an idiot, because there was no obvious infringement from the crows player, in which case the ump was right.
>>66859756
$5 says ladbrokes paid extra for their ad to air after it.
>>66859734
the only worthwhile he has ever done was get totaled by Woosha
So considering with all likelihood the probability that after next week Carlton will be the only winless side this season (given the probability Fremantle might win against North Melbourne. But even if they don't they'll easily annihilate the Blues next week) Could Carlton go through this season winless?
>>66859798
I reckon they'll upset a team at least once, but a winless season isn't out of the realms of possibility
Come on crowboys
Lads. I have to say it.
I want to fuck Isaac Heeney's tight little boipussy like nothing else.
>>66859740
my /tips/ desu
dead fred
>ded
>ted
Just ordered a pizza lads
/drunk/ btw
>>66860082
Are you a fat cunt?
Stoked that the Brums just one lads
>>66860143
Shut up, idiot
>>66860164
Kek why didn't you correct my spelling!
It's laughable that you're still lurking because I triggered your autism
Regardless if a loss or win, to you crow supporters. You should be proud of your team as you will go far this season.
comeback is on
>>66860246
fuck off
what type of fucking supporter are you
>>66860260
The one that doesn't like to outright shit on other supporters. I'm not like that western austist who uses everything to shit on others.
christ carltank are shit
>>66860275
>that western austist who uses everything to shit on others
Whatever happened to that freo supporter that started it? He randomly go iggles?
>>66860275
t. supported the swans since 2005
What did derm just mutter?
>>66860296
The one that posts the abo with the freo beanie? Killed himself after the qualifier against hawthorn last year.
>>66860305
More so 1987
When is the carlton vs essedope game this season?
>>66860406
two rounds away
this game
my heart
>13 lead changes
wew
based crows
Went to primary school with Rory Atkins.
Was always talented athletically. His mum was literally a prostitute.
>>66860246
>muh bloods
just when you think they cant be bigger wankers
>>66860522
>His mum was literally a prostitute.
At least you had something in common with him, lad.
who's up for a celebration domestic bubbly?
public school alumni need not apply
CARN THE CROWS
pls don't fuck this up
>>66860551
PLEASE
>>66860563
fucking freshie
Sydney's old slow defense exposed
>>66860551
I want a Rowey melt down, carn shitney!
>>66860574
Just tradition lad, I know the Kraut has supported the Crows for a while
>>66860246
Literally a reddit tier comment, not even meme'ing.
>Sydney lose
>North win
>North top of the ladder undefeated
W-Wew lad...
what a game
>>66860551
i-it'll be ok
>>66860406
I'm fairly certain Essendon are going to win that match - everyone thought they would be the easybeats this season but even with a team comprised mostly of cast offs they'll still comfortably thump Carlton
Given what has just been placed up on the AFL website regarding the Dogs/Blues match, I wonder how 'encouraging' it would be for the Blues to go the season winless.
afgraid as fuck
EDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE
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Rowey loves Eddie so fucking much.
"Used his body well"
Don't let Riccuito commentate Crows games please.
>>66860684
>not listening to 5AA
m8
>>66860684
that sentence could've ended three words earlier
>>66860711
In a hotel room on the gold coast. Was at the gabba. Just chucked on foxtel and watching.
oh boy time for umpball
>>66860711
Based 5aa
I love listening to them when Adelaide are winning matches they shouldn't
even more when they're losing matches they should
GOAL HORY SHIT
>>66860744
right on cue
yes yes yes yes yes
FUCK YEAH
is eddie, dare i say it, the GOAT?
>>66860784
Milne's still better desu
>>66860776
fugg nigg nad :D :D
BASED AS FUCK
C R O W S
R
O
W
S
>>66860784
Best small forward in the game at the moment and by a decent margin.
Seeeeeeeedsman!!!!!!
>Doomsayers can get stuffed
fuck I love 5aa
C R O W B O Y Z
>Diddy of the forward fiddy
based eddie
>>66860810
one of those players who's career go nowhere if he stayed at his original club, needed a fresh start
Wheres that faggot who traded out Sam Gray for Parker
Top fucking kek you points chasing crab. Leave the fucking league
who /undefeated/ here?
>>66860942
Hands up! thanks adelaide and brisbane!
>>66860942
h-here
>happy rowey
>no angry callers
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>>66860522
i played footy against him when he played for maribyrnong, we were a good side and he single handedly dominated us. Not even adam saad had the effect that he had on the games he played against us.
in this moment I am euphoric
1 (ONE) NON VICTORIAN TEAM IN THE TOP 4.
NON VICTORIANS BTFO
>>66861046
>top 4 is three teams basically synonymous with the term "premiership drought" and a team that's never come close to playing finals
It really is the memest time of the year
>>66861086
It's not the 1970s m8
>>66861107
was ready to pull the always south melbourne card fuck too quick lad
>>66861046
Percentage of teams in Top 8
West Australia - 50%
New South Wales - 50%
Queensland - 50%
South Australia - 50%
Cucktoria - 40%
LMAO Cucktoria cucked by every other state.
>>66861145
>240%
>>66861086
>Gold Coast and Sydney
sad and desperate even by cucktorian standards
>his state only has 2 teams
fucking lmao. absolute shit tier
EDDIE BASED EDDIE BASED EDDIE BASED EDDIE BASEDEDDIE BASEDEDDIE BASED EDDIE BASED EDDIE BASED EDDIE BASED EDDIE BASED EDDIE BASED
>>66861145
>cucktorian football
wonder where all the freo posters have gone? whole of 2014, /sp/ was flooded with docker shit
>>66861199
It was probably just WABA being a cunt
>umpires fuck over sydney by not calling the betts push in the back
What bullshit that was, bet it's because he's a boong
>>66861145
Don't half those states play rugby?
>>66861152
1/2 western australian team
1/2 NSW team
1/2 QLD team
1/2 SA team
4/10 VIC team
What a sweet meme.
>>66861223
Thats what makes it even more embarrassing for cucktoria, m8.
>>66861145
It's actually:
Victoria 50%
NSW 12.5%
QLD 12.5%
WA 12.5%
SA 12.5%
It's cute that interstate expansion sides are getting involves in our Victorian comp.
>>66861224
4 is a bigger number than 1
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF SOUTH AUSTRALIA
what a fucking game
>>66861260
No, its percentage of the states team in the top 8.
West Australia - 50%
New South Wales - 50%
Queensland - 50%
South Australia - 50%
Cucktoria - 40%
This is correct, cucktoria is getting cucked at """their""" comp, KEK!
>>66861310
What percentage of interstate teams have won a grand final in the past three years?
>>66861310
Even if no Victorian sides made the eight, the grand final would be played in Victoria. The competition is based in big daddy Victoria, the only true footy state.
>>66861308
Was at the game, fuck me what a match. Best I've been to in a long time. Carn you crowboys!
>>66861337
Since 1990
Interstate teams won 11 hips with max of 2 teams.
Cucktoria teams won 14 hips with minimum of 10 teams.
Since the AFL era (1990), Interstate teams win 300% more Premierships pro-rata than Cucktorian teams.
>>66861308
THE CAMRY CROWS
Port Memelaide will also get rolled tomorrow lel
>>66861352
Do they not teach counting to three in other states?
>>66861352
you didn't answer his question
>>66861343
Sitting like cucks watching big strong, muscular inter-state sides play, definition of cucks KEK!
>>66861352
what side, since 1990 has won the most premierships?
>>66861368
>>66861377
Even since the AFL era cucktoria has been objectively and definitively cucked in terms of premiership success.
>>66861396
>still hasn't answered the question
is your mouth full of cucktorian dicks or what cunt
>>66861393
>b-b-b-but cherry pick statistics to prove not a cuck
KEK
>>66861379
>Having to travel interstate to watch your team play in a grand final in Victoria
>Helping to fuel the Victorian economy just to watch your team play in a grand final
>>66861412
Its irrelevant you stupid fuck, the overall stats says it all, cucktoria has been cucked.
>>66861426
answer his question
>>66861426
How is cutting off 90% of history not cherry picking?
>>66861441
>B-b-b-b-but its on our ground
LMAO literally beta mindset.
>>66861445
>M-M-MUH S-S-S-STATS
370 posts short of 1000, lets do it
>>66861475
I angry the facts prove cucktoria's cuckness, fucking hilarious.
>>66861479
this is not /cric/ m8
>>66861352
>Since the AFL era (1990), Interstate teams win 300% more Premierships pro-rata than Cucktorian teams.
kek
KEK
K E K
>meme states cuck their own leagues and clubs just so they can play with the big strong Victorians
Pretty pathetic desu
>mfw I'm triggering cucktorians this hard
too fucking easy, lads.
>ctrl + f cuck
>43 results
this shit needs to end
>>66861623
says the cuck
>>66861623
Pretty low for a 4chan thread with 700 replies
>>66861643
lmao cuck hahah cuckadoodledoo hehe haha hehe xDD ur a cuck! KEK! lmao cucktoria haha XDD
>>66861666
>being this affected by it
cucktorians KEK
>>66861723
KEK lmao xDDD cucktoria very funny, top banter friend kek xDD you've done it again rofl! Roflcopter lol
cuck cuk kuk kek! KEK! lmao xDDDDD
haha cuck ahaha
KEK haha cuck KEK
>>66861813
lmao good one friend, very top stuff friendo 100/10 XD cuck lmao these silly cucktorians kek! hee hee hoo hoo hahaha he he lmao XDD *farts* lmao woops hahhaa *shits pants* hehehe hahah cucks cucktorian XD
let's get this bad boy to 643
>>66861862
good idea
>tfw brisbane winning has condemned us to last place
>tfw next week is a bottom of the table clash
>>66861831
we have sure showed those cucktorians hahaha cucks haha !! they'll never post again those cucks
what an embarrassment of a state, cucktoria. hahaha fucking cucks hahahahahaha this will NEVER get old hahaha cucks lmao KEK KEKS
>>66861753
>>66861831
You are just exposing how much it gets to you my cucktorian friend.
Last for another besttorian hip
last for never ever
last for cucktorian numales
Last for poorthorn poofs go to >>>/reddit/
CARN THE CROWS!
>>66865214
go to bed rowey
last 4 iggs
>>66865913
Last for BASED EDDIE
