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Gold Coast Titans v St. George Illawarra Dragons
Live @ 3:00pm AEST from Cbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs v New Zealand Warriors
Live @ 5:30pm AEST from Westpac Stadium, Wellington
Brisbane Broncos v Newcastle Knights
Live @ 7:30pm AEST from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
All games live on Fox Sports (Channel 501)
Just got off the phone with Walkgod
He has seen the cowboys going back2back
Cant wait for the double dissolution so WalkBro can finally reveal his new political party - The Endgame Party
Vote #NGP #2016 #AusPol
hungover as fuck boys
Cowmen going back2back lads
>But McGregor is defending his team and accuses critics of having short memories.
>"We've lost two games, we had our best season last year in making the finals for the first time in four years and we've played against the premiers and runners up," he said.
>"We executed quite well at times, we just didn't finish sides off. When you play against good teams you need to do that."
Titans
Warriors
Knights
>>66850876
Why are you such a bully, Convict?
>3 guaranteed blowouts
wew
got my trump hat in the mail lads
>>66850190
One of the worst OPs I've witnessed.
>St George Illawarra Dragons pull Benji Marshall’s $300,000 deal off table
hahaha
>>66854417
bunji isn't even worth minimum wage these days
>>66853236
Stop trying make this about you conbitch, you are irrelevant and forgotten - literally the LAST thought on people's minds
And stop trying to take credit for MY memes
You WISH you could make elite memes, kYs
>>66854845
YOU are a nobody.
Got a spare $500 to play with. Who should I bet on?
>>66855140
The Knights
>>66855151
What are they paying?
>>66855192
$8 I believe
>>66855217
I might get on that. I thought the Raiders would beat the Dogs the other week but I didn't back them. Knights might do a cheeky number.
>thread has been up for 4 hours
>game is about to start
>19 replies
What are Dragons 0 points paying?
Who /drag/ here?
;_;
This game is poo.
>the state of this thread
i blame the dragons
>>66850190
when u small on the dragons hehe cheeky tip lads
Josh "Ben Hunt" McCrone
Why does the NRL call knock ons that go backwards so often? That was a clear drop but it slipped through his hands
>>66855779
Stop being silly.
>>66855733
Titans aren't exactly worth getting excited about either
Is this the worst thread in /nrl/ history?
>>66855882
poosterkids fault
>>66855896
There is literally nothing wrong with Roosterman
>missing from basically right in front
Can't even remember last time I saw that
>>66856002
Teenagers: the thread
Damn. Had de Belin traded into my side before the Chambers injury
This game makes me want to kill myself.
>>66856037
I always want to kill myself so maybe that's why I'm enjoying myself. Also I've had a lot to drink
lmao are these teams even trying
>>66856058
What're you drinking?
Do we have the doggies for a win lads?
you bulldog cunts readyto get smashed around the ring?
>>66856201
only in the AFL
the bulldogs will score 50+
capitalise this post
>tfw no mates to go to the pub with
>>66856201
>warriors not throwing it away with 20 to go
of course la
>>66856238
Dugan origin spot confirmed
>>66856173
Been drinking Coopers Red for the past few hours but now I'm hooking into some Glenfiddich on the rocks
>>66856247
the pub isn't the place for someone like you anyway. if you don't have friends, you won't like the pub.
Fai Fai Loa better permanently replace Matautia
>>66856247
i no dat fel brew
>>66856323
>Fai Fai Loa
>Matautia
This isn't /rug/, cunt.
>>66856297
>Coopers Red
literally the best price/alc content/goes down easy combo
Pretty nice Dragons defence 2bh
>>66856346
>goes down easy
>>>/int/57953773
>first reply
>>66856318
I do go every so often, Its just that my mates are poor neet faggots and would rather suck on a bong all night
>>66856346
I'm glad someone on /nrl/ knows their beer
>>66856415
>poor
>neet
>can afford weed
how does that work?
who /gong/ here?
heading up to diceys for the piss later
>>66856415
Poor because they spend all their centerlink money on weed and cant afford anything else
>>66856433
They probably only spend what little money they get ie centrelink on weed
It's a story I'm familiar with as well
>>66856446
Do you work?
>its a thread gets derailed by losers talking about alcohol and weed episode
Don't you ever get tired of this? I know I do
>>66856443
go to shannon noll cunt
How the FUCK do Dragons keep diffusing these kicks? Some of them are fucking perfect kicks too
who /gettinglaidtonight/ here
>>66856528
>66856528
not me, gf has been sick and staying at hers, dont want her nasty shit all up in my man cave
Who here /cucked by bowen/?
WHY ISN'T WIDDOP ON REPORT
FUCKING WHAT
>its a titans ruin my multi again episode
>>66856664
here m8, I was also cucked by denniss a few weeks ago
>>66856664
iktfb. I don't think I was going to win anyway but that all but killed my hope.
>>66856828
I also know this feel ;_;
why's graham on the bench?
>>66856998
PLEASE
>its a warriors lose in wellington episode
JUST
What went wrong?
Bulldogs in a tight one? Home form has been shit, but this is an away ground
>>66857180
Nah it's being sold as a "home" game for the dogs. Theyve been calling them the "Wellington Bulldogs" all week.
>run this town
Elite song
>>66857180
Bulldogs have a great record vs the Warriors.
The Warriors have a poor record in New Zealand outside of Mt Smart.
Canterbury beat a good side away from home
The Warriors, at home were beaten badly by a bottom 4 side
Basedogs by 40+
Is Pooivasa-Shit a meme player?
>This empty as fuck stadium for a once a year event
KEK and some poopeelians think that Wellington can have it's own team. Literally nobody cares.
>>66857398
he is literal shit
Total system babby
>>66857436
If the Sunwolves exist surely Wellington can have a team in the NRL
>Pooivasa Shit
Where Vatuvei?
>>66857546
Japanese NRL team when?
Rona is the epitome of a winger who can only fall over the line. No dummy half runs, shit defence, mediocre returner.
N on Elitewatch
Fox Sports called Shaun Johnson 188cm. Why would they pretend he's taller than he actually is?
>>66857719
On our coverage it said he was 110kg.
There must be a mix up with another player's stats
Shorn Johnshit on pooicide watch
>>66857709
Let's see if SJ bags a few more of them first. I think being out and unable to unselect Bowen has fucked me.
Pooivasa shit BTFO
He nearly said Roger Tuivasa Shit lol
>playing like shit
>fake injury
is RTS doing his best GI impression?
>>66857751
It probably only costs you 30-40 points between Bowen's likely score and your AE.
Johnson can easily make that up
>there are "people" who fell for the rts meme 2 weeks back
>>66857824
I was 500 dollars short an I would have done it if I could
>casuals will rank Kata because he scores meme tries
That ball was a beauty.
/afl/ is killing us in post count lads
>>66858045
who?
>all tries down Kata's side
lel
he is worse than Hurrell defensively
>>66857719
>>66857731
lmao
hed be high 80kg and low 170cm
Anyone have Tuivasa Sheck in their team?
>>66858521
My opponent does. He also had Parcell.
Using zenmate for live stream
Stream drops out if I stop using germany
Cant shitpost if using Zenmate
Anyone got a workaround that doesnt involve paying for a vpn or foxtel
>>66858583
Use Hola instead and risk someone using your IP for kiddie porn.
>Its a sherex is lazy and useless and wayy overpriced episode
>>66858583
I have a similar problem when I watch with a live stream.
Just get Foxtel or whatever it is you need to watch it legitimately.
>>66858600
no thanks
>dont play the ball: win a penalty
when will this meme end
Lolohea is NOT good
Absolute cracka of a game here lads. It's been a real beauty. Always great to see the boys getting stuck into it.
Speaking of getting stuck into it, I've been on the beers all arvo watching the footy. My wife is at her ex-boyfriends house while I look after her kids, lucky they love the footy though XD
>>66858619
You're doing gods work sis
The Roosters cop a lot of shit but after this round they will have as many wins as the Warriors
>>66858637
when a fish takes a shit as big as an elephant its more interesting than when an elephant does
>>66858619
kek
[spoiler]>>reddit[/spoiler]
i cant stand the kiwi accent
its gross like saffas
Oh great. Casuals now have more reason to rank Lolohea
>>66858661
Gross like your face
>this faggot commentator who hates Graham
HAHA HE SPOKE TO THE REF
ITS NOT LIKE THE CAPTAIN IS REQUIRED TO DO SO
HAHAHA WHYS GRAHAM SO IMMATURE? UPVOTE
ded thread
Can't wait to watch the Briscucks get BTFO by Based Tinkler's Army
>lolohea jumps out of his way
What fucking refball
>dat delicious price rise Holland is going to get
>>66858931
>went for Bowen instead
mbye playing for a contract with this stellar performance
>>66858952
Eight Hundred thousand Australian dollars per annum
>>66858984
>>66858952
would you rather have Sheck or mbye for 800,000 dollarydoos?
WHO /GOATCASTLE/ HERE? LETS FUCKING DO THIS M8S
>>66858947
m8...
>>66858988
Luke Keary
>>66858988
Give me 8 garbage men thx
>>66859009
You can get like 16 for that much
>>66859027
the min NRL salary is 80k I'm pretty sure, so 10 garbos
What terrible performance by the Bulldogs. They haven't exactly hit any great heights yet but that was pathetic.
How do they lose to a spoon-tier team that loses its star player early in the game.
The game was there for the taking and they managed to lose it. What makes it worse is that the referees barely contributed to the loss at all.
Shocking effort from the "Basedogs"
>these ultratune ads
just got here lads have the bildogs been exposed?
>""""""""Based""""""""dogs
This is going to be an upset lads
I've only said that once this year and it was when the Cows lost to the Eels
those newcastle jerseys are ugly as fuck
>Tariq Sims
fuck me what a flop he has turned out to be
>>66859112
bet he regrets leaving the cowboys?
Mullen having a stormer
>148 posts
>34 IPs
What happened? The number of posters isn't terrible but no one is actually talking about anything.
Is this what we are when you strip away all the off topic and shitposting?
Uate is such a shit defender
>>66859198
3 shit games m8
>meme teams with no fans
>warriors game
>broncos btfo knights foregone conclusion
>>66859198
least interesting round this season Tbh
tha milf
Shocking week for me. Titans and Bulldogs can bite me.
Literally ever team is inconsistent this year.
>>66859326
Brisbane are consitently boring to watch
>hodkinson gets picked for Origin
>the kicking game of the knoughts
""""""""""""""""""""Based""""""""""""""""""""Dogs
This is hilarious.
Wish I had brought Milford in this week.
Probs just gonna turn this off now and do something else
WalkBro, please let the Knights win.
Just this once
>tfw you avoided opponents with JT, but gonna get btfo by milford instead
Sick of this Broncos refball, it's onesided enough as it is
>tackling a bloke on the ground is a penalty
>>66859363
m8...
anti milf fags on suicide watch
Tyb Coates
lads
>>>/tv/68332655
>It's an everyone scores above 1200 points round
Good teams must love playing shit cunts like the knights. It's just an easy way to improve their stats
>>66859518
>tfw you won't
Has a broncos v cowboys rematch all but been confirmed? What teams can compete with them?
I strongly regret holding on to Mbye for another week.
Wonder how expensive Milford will be after this round.
>>66859533
>tfw you win anyway
>>66859533
I know this feel. Woods injured, Parcell, Lawrence and Bowen all not playing has ruined me
>>66859541
>falling for the byebye meme and not the walker/martin/hastings/taylor memes
>>66859541
Break Even is 139 so he won't go up too much
who /atthegame/ here?
>>66859564
mike baird?
I have been cucked hard by Mbye, Deniss, Bowen and Parcell this season.
Wonder how much more cuckoldry is in store for me?
>>66859554
are you me
>>66859554
>>66859574
>>66859576
>falling for the bowen meme
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>66859585
wanted to cash in on PatMat
My bigger problem is that I left Walker and Lawrence in my team because I didn't check it after making my trades on tuesday
>broncos played Titans, Dragons, Knights, and soufs next week
>tfw there are still people who don't think they are schedule babbies
Penrith, Parramatta and Canterbury do NOT get a home game against Newcastle this year, and as such are NOT schedule babbies.
>>66859604
They'll probably lose to the Souths tbqphfam
>>66859604
sounds like a souths supporter already making excuses for getting btfo next week
Bowen will play during Origin. Problem is everyone will bring him in and get his cash.
Give Ipswich a NRL team, or move the Titans to West Brisbane?
Either way its the only way of de-railing the Broncos rapetrain.
>game plan didn't work in the first half
>keep doing it in the second half
Would suck to be a Knights fan tonight
>>66859681
You've no idea m8
>>66859681
>tonight
>>66859681
Life is suffering tbqh
Cowardly effort by Hodkinson there
And Knights players all going off with injuries = cowardly team that don't want to be out there
I give Nathan Brown till the end of the year
>>66859718
Hasn't he already been re-signed for like the next four years?
>>66859729
oh sweet naive summer child
>He didn't captain Oates
why do they bat it over the dead ball line all the time diving on the ball is the same result
>>66859764
Maybe it is easier
>>66859764
Less chance of a freak injury
dat kick
>bulldogs do not play broncos until round 16
>do not play cowboys until round 20
Holy fuck could you possibly have a softer draw
Is Bennett a squad babbie?
goates on 123 points lads
Fuck he is fast
Just kill me now
>>66859785
Dragons had a shit squad in 2010 but he still won a premiership
>>66859817
he would be middle of the road in NFL or any sport with a relatively deep talent pool
not that special
Stop scoring tries on the wing you faggots.
>>66859828
>cryingknightsfan.jpg
I wasted $500 on these cunts...
>>66859823
Absolutely fucking devastated Poosters fan detected
Holy fuck can you imagine being this blasted for SIX ENTIRE YEARS
>>66859836
Nah its slightlyupsetParkerowner.gif
>>66859823
are you retarded?
That 09-10 Dragons squad was fucking amazing, not as stacked as Cowboys or Roosters or Souths when they won but they were elite
cheeky 13+ looks good lads
Are the Titans and the Knights the biggest ball fumblers in the league or
Somebody call 000 I need to report a rape
Goates on saving my SC h2h watch
>>66859862
>>66859864
What are you doing?
bronwyn bishop on suicide watch
looking at some sc stats
>the broncos back 5 have only made 18 tackles between them
KEK
kinda feel bad for knights supporters tbqh
>>66859921
thankfully there will be less of them after tonight
>the Knights are still higher on the ladder then the Roosters
Joey must be rolling on the floor of an airport right now
>>66859941
Not after this week senpai
This is literally an ass raping
we want 50
>66859974
But it isn't
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
these cunts better keepvit to 0
Brisbane will lose this game
Cap this post
Have poocastle finally been exposed?
>>66860000
waste of a get m9
>>66860000
Quads dont lie. Its all over broncos
How can we stop the QLD rape train guys? How can we stop the NSWRL from being finished forever?
>>66859984
>we
Kys
>>66860008
I know. This was what I was going for >>66860011
nice poommunity you have here
>>66860012
Have a bit of comradery. The Cowboy/Souths game is a perfect example. The Cowboys look like a team that are friends. Like they've met each others families and do stuff outside of the game.
Whereas the Souths look like a team that doesn't talk to each other outside of training and the games and only play togethwr because it says so in their contract.
>>66860022
Thanks
ShigGODs vs. The Fabulous is the game of the round guys.
>>66860031
GI doesn't play at all even though it would be in his contract.
>>66860048
Exactly. They just don't care at all. He's not even the only one.
>>66860012
kek they're both peaking too early. i'm glad they're both soaking up all the attention while the true under the radar contenders like based sharkies, based eels and based panthers continue about their business without hype or expectation
>reed had an open line
>passes to milford instead
kek. memes.
>tfw just took milford off as captain
Fuck Milford desu.
Had enough of missing out on this little faggot. Bringing in him ASAP.
Bringing in Milf and Fifita next week
>>66860103
>>66860106
KEK. not SC's detected. Bring in hunt instead
>>66859929
Novocastrians are the strongest cunts in Australia. We don't kill ourselves over petty shit like this, we come back stronger the next week.
>>66860114
I can afford to bring in both but Milf is definitely the preferred choice
>>66860114
I don't even care. I had Milf for the whole preseason and then swapped him and Mbye out because I had to made money for the "must-have" Nathan Green.
I've had enough of seeing him bring in these massive scores and knowing I am missing out.
>tfw had Brisbane by 52.5
>>66860035
I've been biting my nails all night m8. I think Shiggys has me now though.
Only thing that'll save me is Teddy putting in a poor score.
>Non Basedcastle plebs get their panties in a twist over a little game of footy
Fuck me, cunts. We watched a game of footy with our mates, got pissed and gonna get our dicks wet. You're all fuckin fags desu.
>>66860132
poast your slip m8
Wayne Bennett fucks the Knights off 2 years ago because he realises he has to put some actual coaching effort in to improve a club, goes to bris where the players are shit hot already and he soaks up all the glory.
The reason Newcastle are shit is because of Wayne Bennett left them in shambles and with no players.
At least newie won't be at the bottom of the ladder once the eels salary cap punishment gets handed out
>>66860129
green wasn't a must have. There was absolute shit choice in the centres and was still only 140k. And you saying becaue you were forced to spend an extra 35k you missed out on milford? KEK, you had 23 other players to pick, its only your own fault.
Knights are patrician taste team. All other teams are reddit, except maybe the panthers.
>>66860165
Based Mark
>you now remember milfordss scores when he first went to the broncos
k-e-k
I'm not even phased when the Knights get obliterated anymore
Hopefully the injuries aren't too serious
>>66860204
panthers are def reddit m8. manly and roosters aren't though
Should just cancel the rest of the season and have the Cowboys and Broncos play the inevitable grand final already desu.
>>66860203
I know its my own fault which is why it angers me so much.
Its because I put faith in that ginger shitter that I ruined my starting side, and Im angry that its taken me this long to decide to fix it
>>66860232
>poosters
>not reddit
Knights are patrician choice
>>66860232
Get fucked cunt, Panthers aren't reddit and you know it
>>66860184
dont forget about the poosters m8
>>66860262
moylan is one of the most reddit players
>>66860262
Jamie sourpuss is tho
Panthers are by far the most reddit team in the NRL.
Other reddit teams: broncucks, warriors, eels, manly
>the elite F/A of the broncos and cowboys
nsw on pooicide watch
>>66860262
>muh always loved them 2nd favourite team
>muh always hada soft spot for them
>muh moylan
Remember 2 years ago when all of a sudden there were panthers 'fans' everywhere after making arun to the finals? Fuck, go back further to when they won the hip. It was disgusting how many people bandwagoned them with the same bullshit excuses you here now
Fact. Teams that are bandwagoned are Reddit
Teams that are hated are not reddit, and judging by their home attendences noone likes the roosters
>>66860308
Funny how I thought dragons were exposed, turns out that any team entering Brisbane or NQ just gets obliterated.
when will QLD get more teams to spread the talent a bit thinner?
>>66860298
You had me til manly. Manly will not be a reddit team until 20 somethings stop "hating" them because of what some old faggot told them at the pub about the silvertails era.
Sharks are a reddit team
>tfw your team hasn't won a premiership in 22 years
It'll be our year one year, r-right?
>>66860396
Roosters are bandwagoned the most. They are the most fairweather fans in the comp.
I've been a panther fan since I was born, and I can tell you that the penrith fans have less teeth than they have premierships.
Fact 1: If your team has not won a hip this decade (2010+) your team is not currently relevant
Fact 2: If your team doesn't have at least 3 hips in the NRL era you should probably kill yourself
>>66860396
>teams that are hated are not reddit
Spotted the casual. Explain Melbourne, Broncos and Roosters. If your team has money you will be hated.
>>66860446
all NRL fans are fairweather casuals
everyone either supports a team with their favourite animal or whoever is a finals regular until they turn shit and change clubs
>>66860484
How do normies live in such a world? I would probably kill myself if I did stuff like that.
>>66860463
What is hip
sorry if newfage
>>66860515
ship
>>66860484
>not supporting your local club
>>66860396
Reddit teams are not determined by what Reddit supports as their first team.
One's favourite team may be Reddit but that does not make that person Reddit.
What determines a Reddit team and a Redditesque supporter is the teams that they like as their second, third (etc.) teams, and which teams they hate.
In my experience, Reddit affiliates itself with the "underdog" teams and distances itself from clubs that they would see as being too successful or too big.
Teams like the Raiders, Panthers, Sharks seem to be Reddit, while teams like Brisbane or Sydney are hated by Reddit.
Of course, whether a team is Reddit or not is dependent on the time.
Reminder that the brocGODS will win the hip this year against NQ.
>>66860929
'no'
Are the Dragons reddit?
>>66860929
I would be surprised if the Cowboys lose at all the rest of the season. They look too good.
>>66860964
Retarded delusional faggot casual detected
Last for brocGODS
Reminder that the Broncucks Ltd did NOT win the 2015 premiership, and have won ZERO trophies this decade.
