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Publix 2
Let's go bolts
worst series desu
Neither of these teams will win
>Tampa getting handed the series by the Wings not playing Mrazek
>Panthers choking already.
Feels Good.
>>66847535
Is that a publix roast beef sandwich?
>>66847515
>No Canadian teams make playoffs
>both Florida teams are in
Traditional market fags BTFO
>>66847570
Dallas and Anaheim are in too
>>66847516
>>66847535
>>66847564
>>66847573
>>66847595
>>66847611
>>66847625
Samefagging Redwings manchild crying already
Non-blots feed stream pls
Fucking Tampa Bay redditors get out
>>66847651
CBC :^)
>>66847642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>66847667
Rip me, it's not on normie cable.
>>66847478
Fuck you, give it a proper name.
>got my swedish fish
>comfy
>>66847681
CNBC if you want it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxaeDuw8l8
>>66847597
Don't forget Nashville
>>66847716
>tfw no Swedish fish
And I thought I was comfy with mac'n'cheese and a good buzz, plus 5 cases of undrunk beer
>it's a Lightning take a shit in Detoilet episode
mon the lighting
>>66847742
I've also got mtn dew kickstart orange.
>awwwww yis
LGRW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQweGUnBi4
Fixed my CBC stream, fucked up and put 1080p last time and it didn't work
>>66847516
>>66847573
Why the pictures of tampons? Why not pictures of bloody maxi pads with red wings to support your team?
>>66847747
You are literally cancerous fan. All of Florida is cancer.
>>66847716
>Surge and Pringles
Pretty comfy here
who /overwatch/ beta weekend
>>66847720
There's no sound? the fuck?
>>66847778
>2016
>still being mat at sandwiches
Flying fucking ace.
>>66847799
Nevermind, I fixed my problem.
>>66847807
Let's go Lightning!
>one of the clots, deadwings, kitties, and islels are going to the ECF
canes would have swept them all tbH
Chances of a sweep?
Too many sloots posted ITT. Post wholesome qts to balance it out.
Sandwiches are for fags, Kraft dinner is where it's at.
>>66847855
Bolts in 5
>>66847798
Be careful not to objectify any women on there you neckbeard misogynerd
Blots and Wongs should ALWAYS wear full blue v. full red unis ;_;
Larkin has been playing at an AHL level the last few months
>push past
>holding
that may have been the worst call I've ever seen
What in the fuck kind of penalty is that?
>>66847887
t b h
nice power kill larkin :^)
>Detroit """""""""power play""""""""
>>66847897
>forgot AHL was a thing
Comfy pupper tbqh
what the hell happened to Mrazek?
>>66847968
=3
[wags internally]
Someone post stamcock memes
>>66847968
Nice, pupper. Here's for a good game tonight.
wew
>>66847570
>3 California teams in the playoffs
Why is this allowed?
>>66847975
Lost his mojo. Hes currently training in some mountains in China under that dude from Kill Bill with the long beard.
>>66847989
>>66847995
Thanks lads, he's the heaviest lap dog ever.
>>66848004
Why not?
>>66848014
Zero[0] Canadian teams
gotta get weak talent from somewhere
>>66848014
Muh big TV markets.
t. Bettman
My dad had two tickets to this game and took his best friend instead of me
FUCK
>>66848045
wow get fucked how does it feel knowing your dad hates you?
>>66848045
Want to go to Thunder Alley?
>scotiabank commercials
WHO 727 HERE
>>66848017
>heaviest lap dog
i know this feel
have a 100lb boxer that is the world's biggest pansy
>>66848043
Wouldnt that mean he would want Toronto vancouver Montreal
>>66847867
>literally picture of Detroit from the 50's
>Didn't even bother to check the cars
Pure cancer.
>>66848045
Your dad sounds like a pretty cool guy desu.
>>66848082
A picture from today would probably look worse =\
>>66848071
Here
>>66848071
813
>>66848078
Those may have more hockey fans, but fickle commifornia """fans""" will bandwagon any team in the ploffs so they maximize advertising profits
remember when all the same discussions people have today about karlsson were made about mike green?
>Brownie blocking shots from the blue line
The mad man.
What's more important? Giving Mrazek playoff experience or building Howard's value.
>wants to fight larkin
who wouldnt, kids a stick
>>66848045
I'm going for a walk with my gf now
Make sure nobody steals my seat eh
What a fucking pussy Larkin is holy shit
>>66848144
Affirmative Blacktion earning that paycheck
>>66848071
352 here
tranny in the boonies
>>66848153
Frigg off bees, you're too early
How is that not a penalty on Larkin? Elbowed him right in the mouth.
>>66848177
Bad reffing tonight. Just like that holding
KEK EAT SHIT LE I NEED TRADE NOW BOY
>>66848177
>penalties being called on Detoilet
like that's ever going to happen
> call up daniel cleary
> have him pull a bertuzzi on tyler johnson
what is wrong with this plan?
Wings have been laying down the shots so far these playoffs, this has me pleasantly surprised.
>>66848213
you were saying
So unless Howard starts channeling Ozzie playoff super saiyan mode the Wings are pretty much fucked if this pace of play continues, right?
>Wongs gooning to even out the call
Clots love to act big and tough but when they're on the receiving end of the punches they cry like girls.
>>66848071
what does this mean?
Detroit gonna goon
Another penalty against Tampa. We can see uncle Gary called in some help for Detoilet.
>>66848267
Area code
>>66848257
haha, yes.
>>66848267
it means you're /new/
Ahh hockey's just the best.
I'm glad to live on the only planet with hockey.
Refreshing to watch two teams actually try to play hockey after watching that clenching and gooning fest in Washington last night
>>66848270
Stop stealing our complaints against the opposing team you Tampa fucking shits
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ericsson on the pk
Scared
>>66848295
>implying
>>66848254
don't wanna get banned on a blue board i actually use.
>>66848345
>>66848254
>>66848171
>americaitlyns
>drop stick
>get slashing call
CAKE XD
>>66848227
he should take out someone good
Jimmy is actually not looking like a total faggot so far tonight.
Now if only the Wings could start not being COMPLETE FAGGOTS IN EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF THE GAME DATSYUK WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!
Wongs are going to get swept, aren't they?
Jimmy channeling hasek or what?
If >we could inject gelndenning's heart into the whole team, the cup would be a lock year after year
>>66848357
fuck off
>Datsyuk diving for a call against the Bolts
>>66848071
313, suck it
>>66848345
describe yourself, what kind of underwear do you have on?
>>66848341
Do you think hockey is the most likely sport to be copied by ayyliens if they're watching us?
>tfw stream taken down
help
>>66848368
hope so, my bracket says so
Oh shit. The Indian family commercial is real. I thought you guys were memeing.
>>66848357
send me some poutine and I'll consider your opinions
>>66848396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQweGUnBi4
Lurk more, I have been streaming since it started
>>66848368
Sadly no. It will probably go to seven games so Holland will continue being allowed to be shit at his job because God has a sense of humor we aren't allowed to be happy right now.
lel
fuck this team
>>66848341
I have the Tau Ceti 6552 Trroahkranbs as winning the drinking device in my Sagittarius Arm Hockey League bracket.
How bout u?
>>66848418
It's much appreciated, btw.
Where's that Astronaut guy?
>>66848418
you're a neat person
>>66848385
Well if you were an extraterrestrial wouldn't you become elite at the most patrician sport and then challenge the inhabitants of it's planet's originators to a game for their fate?
Oh shit.
>>66848385
do you honestly think a species capable of sustained space travel would care about blood sport and entertainment?
probably more interested in enslaving lower species like ours to build Dyson spheres so they can build more wormholes, cause.. you know, traffic and shit
>>66848418
yeah just found that lol thanks
was watching the CNBC one
>commit two penalties on one play when already on the PK
Nice playoff team leastern fags
>how you want your postseason Abs?
Just retard my shit up f.am
Holy shit wongs are throwing this shit away
FUCK YOU GARY YOU CUNT MOTHER OF FUCK TAMPA SHIT TEAM FUCKING SUB SHITS
Kuch please fuck my bitch
>WONGS WONGS WONGS WONGS WONGS
PUBLIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KUUUUUCH
Adbelkader is such a fucking useless player
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
why isn't mrazek playing
>>66848505
you're an idiot.
>>66848418
>CBC feed
my nigga
you a bolts or wings fan
What should I get from the Publix liquor store bros?
http://weeklyad.publix.com/Publix/BrowseByListing/ByCategory/?StoreID=2595902&CategoryID=5117959
>>66848530
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>66848524
hows he weong
>>66848524
No im not, he just skates around like a madman and head hunts/cheapshots like a fucking punk. Keep drinking that irradiated water in meechigan though, its rotting your already deluded brain away.
>>66848530
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD
absolutely embarassing
this game is intense
>>66848530
muh dick. hot as fuck.
> tfw no hokkei trap gf
Jesus tapdancing christ, the wongs are awful
>>66848579
I like you, mr. nip man.
>>66848567
There's literally a site dedicated to Florida's shitty humans. Stay shit FL fag.
Wongsbros will this team make the playoffs next year?
Personally I think they probably will because God is cruel.
At this pace I genuinely think I'm going to have a heart attack.
>>66848554
>>66848581
ur samefagging and I still don't have my poutine
>>66848530
moar!
>tatar
>nyquist
>larkin
>mrazek
literally non-existance
Why can no one on the wongs take a fucking pass this year? They used to be so crisp and clean...
>all these posts
fuuuuuuuck
Howard has legit thought three or four pucks went past him already. He sort of freezes and looks up hopelessly.
If the boys keep trading quality attacks for shots aimed directly at Bish's chest, I like our chances.
>>66848613
Sick burn, bro. Actually a wings fan myself and both fucking states suck, but thats cool that they have a website for floridians. They are no different than the trash that inhabits all of the midwest so its the pot calling the kettle back lol
>tfw knowing we're watching the last nhl games of mr. triangle head
it was already hard with teemu
>>66848538
Wings, usually I'm monitoring my stream to make sure it doesn't go down but I'm watching this on Fox Sports Detroit on TV so I haven't been able to.
honestly fuck Stamkos they need to make sure they have enough money to re-sign Kucherov when the time comes. Stamkos doesn't fucking score in the playoffs like Kuch does.
>>66848717
Good. Cap space now.
Also someone murder Franzen.
>>66848703
>kettle back
You sure you're not from Canada, Ricky?
>>66848703
I've been to Florida though, the trash is everywhere. Here they're out in the bumfuck surrounding communities.
>>66848751
Hes on IR senpai
>>66848731
I really hope the Wings sign Stamkos. Somehow..
>the city of Holland's "cap management"
>>66848567
>irradiated
How retarded are you? Even with real Michigan news you still have no idea what's going on.
>>66848770
So? I still want him dead and/or deported. Ericsson too.
who /overwatch beta during intermission/ here
>>66848593
>>66848627
thx but I don't wanna derail
>>66848751
>cap space
>holland refuses to trade away his rights.
>pay 7 million for no one
>>66848810
lets play senpai
bees#1132
How do we fix this Red Wings team?
>>66848810
I only play starcraft desu
>>66848850
My old boss is Pavs' agent. D Mil will make it happen, he's as Jewish as they come and he loves the Wings. I have faith.
>>66848800
Just fucking with you
>>66848886
Holland says No!
>>66848809
Ericsson, yes. But franzen just brings the bants these days, all for 0 cap hit.
>>66848171
TAMPA FANS CONFIRMED TRANSEXUALS
>>66848914
>Holland vs Dan Milstein
I'll take Milstein six days a week and twice on Sunday. I've been reemed out by that Jewish Ukrainian manlet enough in my life enough to know that the man gets what he wants, by hook or by crook.
And he will. Insider knowledge: Milstein is a sponser of the Wings and provides financial services to ~2/3 of the players through Goldstar Financial.
>>66848975
trannpa bay?
Wtf, are Reese's cups just called Reese in Canada?
>>66848530
Replying to a deleted post.
>>66849003
cups aren't metric. they are called Reese 236
>>66849037
>brought to you by Rees
I reeeee'd irl
>>66849033
...made by a tranny clots fan
Don't forget to add that important piece of info
>>66849037
What do they call drinking vessels in Canada?
Glasses?
>>66849037
The independence of Canada is starting to become offensive.
>>66849079
They say that here too.
>>66849037
>Canadian teams can't win the cup because cups aren't metric
Kek, thanks for the new bants.
>>66849079
there is an unfunny stanley cup joke here somewhere
>>66849097
If only I can be that clever
REFPUCK BAY
>Lightning PP
Kuch is just becoming a monster.
>>66849155
If you give him a refpuck sure
>>66849149
They just scored a PP goal..
These refs realize they're calling a playoff game right?
BOOM
GET THE NUMBER OF THAT TRUCK, AY AY AY
>>66849178
>5on3
MY BOY!!!!!!!
SCCCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66849037
>>66849092
YOU FOOL
Larkness monster needs about tree fiddy
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRSSSS
>>66849178
Correction, a 5 on 3 goal
LARKIN, NO FUCKING REFPUCK NEEDED, FUCK YOU TRANNIES, FIRST PLAYOFF GOAL OF HIS CAREER!
GOTTA GO FAST
LARKIN
A
R
K
I
N
LET'S GOOOOOOOO BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bishop plz
LARK NESS
>>66847897
LOLOLOLOLOL
DYLAN THE LAD
GOALGOALGOALGOalgosoos
LARKNESS TIME!!!!!!
What a little pussy. I hate that kid
SCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Jesus that was one lucky bounce.
Good hit by Abby tbf
>>66849237
larkin got a tan
If you aren't listening to Mickey you are truly missing out
>>66849237
This meme works so well, and idk why. Think it's that half smug half shy look on his face desu
Why are Detroit defenseman more afraid of blocking shots than the wingers?
This is not how it's supposed to work.
>>66849304
I need to make a webm of him telling Drouin to fuck off earlier once the game is over.
>>66849335
>Eblows Drouin in the face
>Drouin says let's go
>Tells him to fuck off
Soft as wet paper
>>66849312
It because >our defense is doo-doo.
Gas Ericsson, trade Smith, dont resign quincey, keep DDK and Marchenko. The rest needs to be rebuilt.
Rad Wings!
BASED DROUIN BASED BOYLE HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66849369
He was already on the bench when he told him to fuck off, you didn't need any more refpuck assistance than you already got you whining ass tranny fuck
Fire the entire defense.
And Nyquist. Faggot.
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL
>>66849369
Meme player trying to egg star rookie into a penalty/possible injury.
Also, rip.
MOTHERFUCKING BRIAN BOYLE!
pooo
If Drouin continues playing like this Tampa might have a legit shot.
GET FUCKED
>muh 25 years
Its like they just make the playoffs for the sake of waving their dicks around muh streak. Fuck this team and city.
I wish >my team had a few high picks from tanking a few years in a row :(
Refs just look on while all this happens. Imagine if it was poor poor Tampa, couldn't have that could we?
>>66849461
My thoughts exactly. I dont know how they have made it this long.
>>66849436
>hating on 25 years
That's unbecoming. Doesn't matter who you root for that's impressive as fuck tbqh.
>>66849482
It's just a dickhead that got laughed out of /hoc/ when he was complaining that the Wings should tank so they can get better draft picks. Don't pay attention to the new guys that don't get it, Facebook tier whining doesn't cut it here.
>>66849470
Reffing sucks but it doesnt help detroit is non existent out there. Oh well, time 4 more beer
>>66849503
I'm a Bolts fan and I think it's awesome
You get to see more of your favorite team every season
>>66849473
Elite drafting and development. Unfortunately, every Tom, Dick, and Harry on the scouting teams know to look where the Wings look, so their elite late round picks are taken higher up by every other team nowadays.
Every team should be eligible for high picks, especially since salary cap is a thing nowadays.
>>66849541
So how do you propose high draft picks are awarded? The whole point is to help dumpster fire teams get franchise players so they can stop being dumpster fires.
>>66849482
Wings fan here: no one here cares about playoffs, we care about cups. If you can't compete for a cup then you have no business making the playoffs. The Wings spent over a decade without a first round pick until recently. I'd rather have a few of those over a few first round exits. The team needs a top to bottom rebuild.
>>66849436
yeah, pretty much
>>66849503
>tfw the race to tank to the bottom is more competitive and contested than fight for President's Trophy
fuck this semen slurping league
>>66849561
Well, the stars were technically the Northstars.
Why the fuck wouldn't you wear a full face mask?
Do these retards enjoy taking sticks and pucks to the face?
>>66849569
Tbh the lottery should be reversed, the teams that barely miss the playoffs get the high picks
>that call
hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Datsyuk for roughing? How many publix subs did you tranny fuckers bribe these bottom tier refs with?
>A pane of glass
>>66849585
you ever play the game?
>Lightning PP
>>66849482
With their deep runs to conference finals, yes. But these 1st/2nd round exits are just taking away from the impressiveness. Fucking shitcongo has half the amount of cups in 2 years that detroit won throughout the streak, thats more impressive imo. Doesnt help every wings fan is a fuckin homer and still lives like scotty is at the reigns.
Im just drunk and angry and shit so dont mind me.
Who is "SSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAARRRR" an imitation of?
>>66849555
Everybody gets a percentage, except maybe finalists.
>help dumpster fire teams
Hasn't helped dedmonton all these years.
Anybody seen Tom?
Alright guys I just got home from Publix
Got a 1.75L bottle of Skol vodka, Publix brand diet lemon lime soda, some chocolate milk, 4 pieces of buffalo chicken tenders and some potato wedges
How'd I do?
>>66849611
Dave Mishkin
>>66849620
Edmonton is also an anomaly and that's why the GM's are voting to restrict the picks so it doesn't happen again.
miss a high stick, get the retaliation roughing...
These refs can suck a fucking cock.
>>66849589
This guy gets it.
>>66849611
Ken Daniels
>>66849611
Doc emrick, finnbro.
refpuck'd hard
>>66849610
Haha. I can't begrudge any fan wanting their team to be more successful, but I still think it's an impressive feat even if some of you have valid points against it.
Detoilet trying to kill Palat.
These refs are fucking atrocious
GIVE IT TO THEM, BEAT ON THESE PUSSY ASS REFPUCK TRANNIES
Hedman doesn't have to listen to you, why don't you suck his dick some more refs? Suck that Tampa tranny cock
>2 guys with missing teeth in 3 minutes
gr8 sport
>announcers have no idea what the names of the players are
>>66849594
>transpa gay bribes the refs with boipussi
infinite penanalties
>palat was DDKucked
>goonwings
How the fuck is that not a major? He blindsided him and jumped into the hit?
Danny gets a game after the fact, right?
I've never seen so many weak calls during a playoff game lol. Gotta let the away teams breathe a little
>turn into a hit
>fall down
>expect penalty
soft yuros btfo
worst reffing I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing
Fuck Detoilet
they know they're too shit to make it past the first round so they're just trying to kill all >our players instead of trying to win
>>66849708
My mom said "he was laying his fucking head down, get up you fucking pussy, fuck em"
>tampon gay playing soft as fuck
that's a penalty
DDK tries to murder Palat and then Hedman gets an unsportsmanlike? This is retarded.
>soft tampon boipuccies can't take some physical play from the least physcial team in the league
Kek, and they think theyre actual contenders.
Ducks would wipe the floor these two shit teams
Pally's tough, he'll be okay.
>>66849727
Oh fuck yeah, this team is imploding like the bengals did lol
>>66849737
yuros are fucking faggots tbqh
BELLE TIRE POWER PLAY
Anyone got a live radio stream? it's been raining so for some wild reason my shockbox decided that turning on my surround sound to listen to the game form the other side of my house wasn't cool and figured it was being overpowered and shutdown.
I enjoy listening to games more than watching them anyone.
Pls gib stream for a bolts fan who's proud of his boys and wants to hear some more druid buttrape
>>66849723
>>66849727
lol no
>palat turns into the hit, changing the position of his head
>dekeyser's skates are on the ice well past initial contact
>>66849746
All your players are already hospitalized with blood clots
I literally cannot comprehend how after all that Detroit got a power play. I sure as fuck hope the DOPS takes a look at that hit.
>>66849780
The Bolts main page links to their radio broadcast. It's what I usually listen to here.
>>66849796
He had his head down, get over it tranny fucker
>>66849723
>jumped into the hit
His feet stayed on the ice, and one came off as he was tipping forward after the hit.
>touch bolts player
>penalty
>>66849796
>tampa bay softies
>>66849796
I sure hope the govenrment get some mexicans to work in the salt mine that is your eyes
>>66849809
What is with you and your tranny obsession?
what the absolute fuck. anyone reffing this game should be fired after this
PP just so people dont catch on to the rigging
more fucking refpuck jesus christ
bolts aren't going to go far imo, too many soft manlets
>>66849782
Thats what I was thinking, its not like he took a run at him. BUT the nhl are buncha fags so I almost guarantee they review it and ship him a game for it.
>almost died from blood clot in leg last year, forced me out of hockey
>NHL players are dropping like flies from blood clots
;_;
also
>FUCK YOU CALLAHAN
Larkin as mad a fug, who does he fight now that Stamcuck got caught taking too many roids?
>>66849832
Palat is already back on the ice Canacuck
>>66849832
Go watch baseball
>>66849780
Tunein radio app or website just search team names
>>66849832
Kinda like last year, right? :^)
Well Detroit can stop complaining about refpuck now.
>>66849850
Hope he takes some boxing lessons over the summer
>>66849845
We're you roiding, senpai?
>>66849832
Theyre all so much bigger than the Wings, too.
>Kronwall game 7 flash backs
>>66849856
>>66849864
salty desu
clots are too soft to win
>>66849870
well yeah, didn't you remember johnson getting BTFO so hard he still hasn't recovered?
>>66849887
i have a genetic mutation that limits the amount of a certain blood thinning protein in the blood so i'm always in danger of clot
>>66849902
The refs will help them, they don't have to worry about being soft like those pretzels you get at the mall, they got them on their side
>>66849915
Gotcha
Hard time believing all the NHL players have that same mutation, tho
>mfw i wake up and we're in the lead
LMAO
BTFO
this refpuck is insane
FUCKING REFPUCK
this is insane
>boyle trying to spear ericsson in the nuts
>>66849942
yeah from what i can tell they seem to be coming from arteries blocking after they block shots, that's my hypothesis
Wongs in charge of not even trying
BOYLE IS A WHINY BITCH! THROW YOUR HELMET BABY, BITCH MORE, DON'T SKATE OFF WHEN THE REF TELLS YOU 7 TIMES
>refs helping Wongs
Are you fucking serious? How fucking hard are these refs shilling for Detroit now.
>>66849959
>>66849960
>>66849968
>calling interference is refpuck
Why don't teams have one player stand in front of the other teams bench and prevent people from getting to the bench, thus stopping any line changes?
>detoilet ref wongs
wings couldn't score on a 5 v 2 right now
>>66849996
he was going to hit Boyle you fucking faggot and Boyle blew him the fuck up
why are the hockey night in canada commentators so fucking shitty? Also, why are they such huge lightning fans?
nigga cant even say Athanasiou or Tatar, embarrassing.
>all these tampon trannys don't know the rules
Stick got caught under Ericsson's arm, he didn't take it from Broyle. Why are the announcers so shit?
>>66850005
Because we were the ones that got called for our player getting his teeth knocked out by your thug. Fuck you tranny fucking autistic sandwich meme posting Flordian meth smoking scum, die.
>>66850029
>hating on bob cole
delete this
>>66850032
>trampa gay
>>66850032
These calls are garbage stop being a retard
>>66850019
>Ericsson
>hitting anyone, ever, for any reason
>>66850032
He went for the puck and got blown out. That's not interference retard.
The amount of ref puck is countered by the shit Wings play
Is it really refpuck if neither team can do shit with the PP?
Also this --> >>66849984
>There are people in this thread that don't have Fox Sports Florida
Sad
>>66849807
>>66849869
Many thanks lads
>>66850078
Fuck that garbage, if it doesn't have Mickey Redmond I'm not watching it. Eat a pubsub and get a blood clot tranny fucker
>>66850053
was he the lightning's skate sharpener or something? dude fucking blows.
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66849780
IHeartRadio has BoltsRadio
It might be the same stream from their website
>>66850110
I think we have some new bants, wingsfriends
Is Datsyuk hurt? I havent seen him
>>66850110
Ken Kal plz
>>66850051
>being this assblasted
>>66849915
Me too.
Is it protein S?
Please respond, I want to mutation buddies.
>>66850129
Wtf Sweden delay, arent u guys in the future time zone?
>>66850143
Ken Kal is legit too, if you're too poor for cable mute your stream and turn on 97.1 the ticket
>>66850140
tooth got knocked out by a high stick then he received a 2 minutes for it.
>>66850120
>babbys first playoff series
Go back to watching the overpaid/rated tigers suck some more shit
>>66850129
Jesus murphy, your stream is like 10 minutes late.
>>66850140
He got high sticked and lost teeth, then got called for retaliating. Tampon fags have been crying refpuck ever since, even though that was the only real refpuck this period.
>>66850160
If I was assblasted at all at least I wouldn't be as assblasted as you worthless autistic tranny fuckers are when your team takes penalties after being on the good end of many refpucks in the first and whining about good hits.
Datsyuk should leave for Russia now.
This team is so bad
>>66850182
Tigers are acrually good though.
>>66850207
This lad gets it
Honestly Hedman is
ELITE
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>>66850188
>>66850177
figured something was up
>>66849819
You're just butthurt that our state has more teams in the playoffs than your entire country
>>66850251
Who you here for Binland?
Is saarijarvi going to be elite?
>>66850275
>d-don't hit us it's mean!
>>66850251
Also a ninja.
>ref wings
>>66850275
Arent you a little old for 4chan? living in Florida and all
>>66850302
>canabants
I like your, friend
>>66850302
This is what hockey used to be like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4wg21mLf8
>where is our meme magic?
>>66850310
>tranny bay
Would accept a handjob from that older lady interviewer just now desu.
>>66850275
What, you mean Michigan?
>>66850315
>implying 4chan isn't 90% geriatrics
Almost all samefag posts are actually just Alzheimer's.
what team would Drake root for?
>>66850408
Kek'd
desu I turned over to the hawks/bloos game bros. not sure if alcohol can help you put up with this fucking team. Datsyuck is probably ecstatic he gets to be done with this shit in 2 more games.
>>66850425
The Raptors
>>66850442
Going to be another OT at this rate.
>>66850315
We're all too old for 4chan, but as you should know none of us can ever leave. I've been trying to get the fuck out since 2009
>>66850302
>It's wrong to enforce the rules unless it's on someone I hate, then they're totally pussies who can't take a hit
It's a known fact that Any team from Florida and specifically Tampa in national play get assfucked by the refs(that's not me saying we don't deserve it half the time though since we do)
>>66850276
I'm spineless and not really faithful to any HNL team(s). But I like some teams more than others. Rooting for Tampa here.
>>66850427
>probably owned by niggers/10
>>66850425
The maple leafs. He's literally from Toronto.
>>66850408
This makes too much sense
What normal person would actually go to a Tampa Bay Rowdies game?
>>66850463
>niggers
>affording a leather couch
>>66850451
yeah its actually a better matchup, lots of chances and great defense to stop those said chances.
>>66850276
Also, Saarijärvi won't be >elite. Ryan Ellis type at best.
>>66850452
Except he didn't break any rules.
>it's a well known fact that florida gets screwed
Not in hockey m8
>>66850496
>implying niggers don't steal in packs
>>66850500
Dammit, I want a new Finn since >our pulkkannon sucks
>>66850342
You call that fighting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMx_QMjIn0
>>66850496
>niggers
>purchasing
please for the sake of all things holy, someone cap those sweet titties behind pierre
Third period boys.
>tampa's toughest player is a french manlet
what a world we live in
>>66850569
Trannies don't get periods.
>red wings team will still be just as shitty next year, if not worse
wew
>>66850494
I would, but that's only because I just started as a contractor with them and it's oddly better than going to a Orlando City match
>>66850610
nice
>>66850586
Pawkat
>>66850586
It's normally the black guy but he's out of the game with an upper body injury.
>>66850597
Underrated
Why don't we have a basketball team bros
Why does shitty irrelevant Orlando have one but not >us
>>66850636
who cares basketball fucking sucks
>>66850610
lmao fukkin saved
>>66850586
I love this cucknadia hard on for us, it's almost as if they don't have any teams in the playoffs
>>66850609
Detroit has always been shit
>inb4 meme responses
>>66850636
>giving a fuck about apehoop
I'm having enough trouble caring about boreball
lol nesterov, kutcherov, who cares they're goin off
How hard is the league trying to carry Detroit right now?
>>66850655
reddddddittt hissssssssssssss
>>66850636
This >>66850645 Plus if we did it would just be a bunch of niggers
>mfw 3 years ago Orlando tried to get a football team and it fell apart
>>66850636
Basketball anime are better than actual basketball.
About 99% less blacks.
>>66850696
>3 Florida teams in the NFL
Amazing
>>66850690
How hard are tranny fucking pubsub babbies whining about a power play that isn't getting anything done anyway?
LOL RICHARDS, FUCK YOU TRANNIES
>richards
>PP goal
PICK 2????????????
HAHAHAHAH
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>66850691
Nigger I've been on 4chan since 2006, I just don't come to /sp/ unless it's for meme worthy games or playoff threads since they always bring good OC
I literally haven't been to /sp/ since the last time we killed Brazil
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>66850733
Would you fuck off, stop being like that retarded Canadian
Gonna need a screen cap on that sad Tampa fan
AND THAT'S A GOAL MEMSTERS!!!!!
Fucking garbage refs. Tampa should have had a major and instead Detroit gets four straight power plays. Embarassing.
meme goal
y u do this to us, Brad?
Ha HA!
TIME FOR RICHARDS!
fucking finally
jesus Christ some life left in this shithouse of a team
>Fan Walking by with beer
>Yankees Hat
>Lightning T Shirt
I found the bandwagoner
well the refs gifted them 4 penalties in a row it was bound to happen
>that fucking cameraman overestimating the movement of richards only to end up overpanning to an upset fan
>>66850755
I see I'm getting under your skin, tranny fucker
SSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>66850764
salt
>>66850733
Cry more redcunt
I swear /sp/ is just as infected as organized sports is with hating anything that comes out of Florida because muh history
Boy I hope The Goose is let loose this series.
>>66850793
You're literally doing what ruined /hoc/ for the majority of this year. I'm suspecting you're actually that Canadian using a US proxy since he likes to do that sometimes
>>66850809
Shouldn't you be picking up your wife's son?
>>66850811
Kid these threads are nothing but felating the perfect a d pure and innocent Bolts
>>66850752
3-1 is most dangerous lead, we learned that last year
>>66850809
naw cuck the refs are carrying the reds like they always have, they're basically the Hockey version of Liverpool
>>66850785
>>Lightning T Shirt
kek
What beer was it though, it could be worse.
>Detroit literally getting refpucked into a tie
Good job
wtf even happened to Richards, why did he fall off a cliff?
>>66850182
I've been watching red wing hockey longer than you've been alive, I guarantee it.
>>66850811
>tfw rod wongs fan living in the mtns out west and watching two of literally the worst states in the whole country bicker it out
keep it going, its good stuff. you got swamp hayseeds and delusional drunk Midwesterners going at it.
HOWARD LMAO YOU FUCKING SUCK SO MUCHJ
FUCKING CHRIST
>wongs
GET
FUCKED
>>66850811
This is the playoffs, if you expect me to do anything other than hate you soft ass tranny fuckers as you whine about refpucks when you got a 5-3 that got you the lead and gave your team early momentum then got one for knocking datsyuk's tooth out you're out of your mind. You are all shit and you whine as much as your entitled players do to the refs.
>>66850786
>>66850875
>>66850764
A L L
L
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T H I S
H
I
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S A L T
A
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what the heck just happened
Ref puck your way out of that Detoilet.
SCAAAARRRRRRRR HE'S FUCKING BACK
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66850425
RBL dropping in. Srake dun watch no gay ass cracka ass hockey nigga. FOH
Both teams refpucked but y'know, it's rigged for the other team
NOT SO FAST, WONGSFRIENDS!
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TJ!!
NUFF WITH DAT REFPUCK DETOILET
god I fucking love Killorn
scar
>wongs
>>66850785
Say whatever you want Going to a Bolts game is just like going to a blackhawks for Bruins game, even if you don't like the team it makes you hard just being there.
Plus literally half of our state is made up of the pieces of shit everyone else kicks out of their state, then when people visit they bitch about how bad traffic is despite the fact that the people they are crying about are from their state and not natives
REFPUCK
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>penalty
Fuck off
>>66850860
>>66850865
>salt
>wongs
>trying
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>Lightning PP
PUT MRAZZ IN
BLOW IT UP
l m a o and its back to normal just like that
will Holland get fired if they get swept or is illitch just as delusional as the fanbase?
>>66850972
>breaking the rules
No u
Honestly cant watch Red Wings anymore. One dead wing era was enough
>>66850966
who's the salt now :^)
looks like >wings love holding a tranny's stick
>>66850951
What is up with that tho, literally suggestive gay shit. Oh yeah
>brotherhood
>>66851004
i hope holland is gone
lillitch is willing to spend stupid money and we do NOTHING with it heh
>>66851004
Illitch is a Tiger now, who are the Red Wings?
>>66850912
>Don't say anything when getting shit talked
HAHA Pussy can't even say anything!
>Say something about bullshit and shit talking
SALT SALT SALT EVERYWHERE!
There is no winning with dirty yankee traitors
>>66850923
Your pussy just got violated
>Kick Holland
>Stevie Y comes back from his training sess in Florida and leads the Wings into yet another era of greatness
>>66851004
Isn't Ilitch like a million years old? Is he even capable of making sound decisions any more?
Serious question, why was Howard behind the net?
Jesus fucking christ detroit this is a master class on how to get swept
>>66851036
yeah im really glad he was a frontrunner for bringing fucking dan cleary back a year or two ago.
Fuck these overpaid motherfuckers.
Tickets for these lightning games are pretty cheap.
>>66851110
Was gonna strip the puck from him but the bolt was too far away.
At least it's what I saw was happening.
Howie trying to do too much.
>>66851077
Yzerman will be in Tampa until he retires at the age of 90 and has built 20 Stanley Cup winning teams here
>>66851140
What's cheap?
>>66851077
Pls happen. How long is his contract with Tampa gay?
>>66851077
>Implying they ever had one
Like I said, Liverpool on ice
>>66851110
Over committed to the other side and couldn't get back.
>>66851095
hes got tight-ass jheri-curls tho. dude puts rick james to shame.
>>66851169
>last NHL dynasty
>not greatneas
>>66851140
Florida doesn't bleed it's fans dry on ticket sales because we aren't liberal faggots who overprice sales just for the fans to watch their teams play like shit. We keep our prices low so regardless if they play good or bad you can't bitch
Blues up 1-0
>>66851169
Quit trying to force the meme kiddo
>>66851067
>we take the penalty for >your player taking >our player's tooth out
>you get the good end of a bunch of ref pucks in the first period
>outplay >us and STILL FUCKING WHINE
You tranny fuckers are useless, go back to football you southern sister fucker
>>66851206
Go into a povertyball thread and ask them about the Liverpool "dynasty"
>>66851166
>Tampa gay
Keep bitching he isn't going anywhere
>>66851169
You're trying way too hard there.
>>66851222
More like you couldn't fill up a hockey game any other way
>>66851257
>Defending shit tlaking is whining but calling us trannies isn't
k
>>66851231
go go go
>>66851243
It's not a meme, learn your sports history mate
speaking of drowning sadness and frustration with alcohol, what is everyone drinking on this fine Friday evening?
im a cheap-ass and still polishing off some coors but just picked up a sampler case of some tasty local microbrews that will be nice this weekend.
>dat fan taking a creepshot of the cheerleader
>>66851293
Not even close, we are a diehard hockey city and the Arena is perfectly placed so nobody worries about it being too far away(I'm looking at you Tropicana Field)
>>66851291
Say whatever you want it's the truth
Hnnnnnggg, that redhead qt behind the Tampa gay bench
Flip is looking slower by the game. Poor guy.
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>66851350
Got an assload of beer left over from my roommates 30th birthday last weekend, think I got a Sam Adams cracked right now.
>>66851350
I'm drinking some Atwater D-Light
>>66851376
>Oldsmar made a bid to move the Rays where Tampa Bay Downs currently sits
Publix right down the street and no nigger neighborhood
You can't lose
>>66851376
>we are a diehard hockey city
Don't make me laugh
>>66851397
who cares
>>66851367
>tfw I have high res photos of all of them
>>66851378
You should watch a bucs game sometime
Btw I'm all for bantz, but could you faggots think of something a bit better than Tampa Gay? Or is it phonetically fucked no matter what you try?
>>66851350
Left the bar around two last night, so I wouldn't get too trashed and sleep through the game.
Enjoying some breakfast umeshu no-SCAAAAAAAAAAR!
GAME OVER DETOILET NIGGERS
SWEEP IS INCOMING
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
AAAAAAAAAA LLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!
GET FUCKED DETOILET
Lel, glendening sulking on the bench is a great reaction face t b h
>manlet'd
TYJO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS>WONGS
1-1 Blues and Hawks
>>66851428
We already got you confirmed for tranny fuckers
WHAT A SHOT
WHO'S READY FOR THE HATTY
Goaltending can only carry a team with fundamental problems so far.
Like GabeN, >our Boys can't coumt to three.
>>66851414
St. Pete fucked us hard on that contract, I'm not worried though. I gave up on The Rays after they went to the playoffs for the second time in a row and when they choked decided to dump 90% of the people who got them there.
>>66851418
love the butthurt
WHELP
do the bolts even have a second line?
>>66851494
Got hurt. Can't blame him but this shit team sucks
>>66851532
I could leave work and walk to the game
>>66851535
Drouin's line scored a goal
>>66851535
It's pretty crazy how hard this line is raping right now.
>>66851517
Doesn't have that kind of umf that other insults hold though. Maybe because it doesn't hold enough validity? I could see it being used for Orlando because holy shit that place is a shithole
Oh well, if it sticks it sticks
>going crazy and falling over on your own in front of the net
Madmen I tell you.
Johnson has one of the most punchable faces on the NHL t b h, second to only Marchand I'd say.
now this is just getting embarrassing
I want off this ride right now.
I hope Johnson gets a natural hatty with the empty netter.
>>66851615
At least you've scored a goal
>>66851606
Fish in a barrel
>>66851559
Would be comfy af, Iv'e hated baseball since 2005 but they're still comfy to go to
>wongs
Tampa's crowd is great btw
>tfw I've been a wongs fan for 3 and only 3 years
Should I just give up?
>>66851655
thank you binland
Made the quarter century mark. Very cool. Time to rebuild the team and actually compete. This meme streak needs to be put to death along with Holland.
>>66851655
Greatest ally
>>66851658
Nah. Detroit just needs to dump all their old guys. Helm, Franzen, Z, Kronwall and Dats. They have some solid young talent but they need to surround them with more.
what the fuck when did they change Sun Sports to Fox Sports Sun?
>>66851658
If you're some bandwagon shitter and can't handle nights like this sure. It hurts more than this sometimes, I went to the game where the laffs shut us out. But fuck bandwagoning some other team, I'm in this for life.
>>66851655
Thanks Jyrki.
>>66850927
>take out Datsyuk's tooth
>go on the PP
>commit interference and hooking on Glenny
>score a goal when you should be on the PK
Kek, you faggots crying refpuck when its been in your favor are the only good thing about this series.
Two minutes left!
POST
PUBLIX
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>need a special combination of refpuck and cheating to beat a broken, reeling team
Not even that upset desu
>>66851712
Dats lost his tooth because he took a run at a guy a foot taller than him. He got the penalty for taking another run at him. DDK should have got a major but instead Detroit got a PP. Then they got three more in a row. Muh excuses.
>>66851686
2 years ago when nbc started buying up everyone to try and rival ESPN
Fuck i miss Fox soccer so much
>tfw can't go to sleep or wake up to the comfy sound of random soccer games on the tv anymore
Nesterov getting some good shots in there.
I like that this has become a rivalry fuck Detoilet
>>66851745
I'm not crying refpuck you cuck. If only you watched the regular season instead of jumping on the bandwagon for the playoffs.
>>66851730
i failed a job application at publix last year
feels bad
>Howard not crossing the ice and fighting Bishop
rreeeeee
>>66851770
I've probably been watching hockey longer than you've been alive tbqh
>Richards slashing and then chimping out
>>66851712
>le tooth bitchfit
Oh please, you faggots act like loosing a tooth is a big thing in hockey, it doesn't give your crybaby argument any more validity
>>66851700
I'm committed too senpai, don't forget how difficult these past 3 season have been and its all I've had for hockey.
My last game was the 5-2 pongs blowout at home, and I drove 12 hours to see it.
>blunden bloodied by the prophet
PEACE BE UPON HIM
>>66851534
Who is this immaculate ejaculate sacculate?
>>66851755
Well, Fox Soccer Plus still exists, but it's not just the same.
>>66851772
You need to either be old or a teenage qt.
That was a savage as fuck slash by Richards.
fire blash, fire holland, fire abby fire ericc fire quincey
>stealing the wongs victory song
Classless t b h
>>66851764
enjoy it while it lasts, before the wings blow up the team
>>66851830
>mad at a song
I hope the prophet beheads someone with his stick in Game 3.
>>66851830
>being on 4chin
>not enjoying a good troll
>playing don't stop believing
Abdelkader is such a piece of shit
What thread should we shitpost in now bros
>>66851883
Stay mad faggot.
>>66851883
>win a fight
>get called piece of shit
heh
>>66851889
/hoc/?
>>66851900
Punching a guy in the head when you're laying on top of him is pretty shitty.
holy shit Detroit Bolts are some of the best games
>>66851903
>>66851900
>smashing a guy's head while he's down on the ice defenseless
like I said he's a piece of shit
>>66851812
Publix also employs the mentally disabled people to bag groceries
>>66851915
All Tampa Gay players deserve it tbqh you dick-licking nigger.
>>66851916
Agreed, both games have been very entertaining. Too bad the clots are going to win in 5.
Alright lads, tally up your (You)s
I got 35
>>66851939
If Abby wants to get taken out for fighting Blunden let him. That's a good trade for Tampa.
>>66851942
Here's 36. I have 15 and I didn't even start posting until it was 5-2 because I was watching the game with my wife.
Muh anemia
>>66851915
>>66851925
No, fuck you. That's all. Don't like hockey? Puss out when you see a little blood? Go watch concussion ball then you bucktoothed hillbilly shit. Hope your whiny faggot team is ready to come to the Joe.
GG Wongsbros. Be ready to bring the bants again for game three. See you at The Joe.
>>66851915
>>66851925
You mean like a Detroit legend?
ggs boltsbro, fun game!
>>66851942
10 for me
great, there goes half the fucking lineup.
Fuck you blashill, fuck you Holland, and fuck everyone that is a part of this organization.
25 years aint fucking shit and its a FUCKING joke that this is what they consider "good" hockey.
seriously good luck to tampa because I think they'll make it to the ECF again at least, they deserve it 100% after tonight. Fuck that irradiated shithole known as Detroit.
>>66851964
>having a wife
>watching the game instead of shitposting
>>66851968
Yeah ready to go up there and finish the sweep you fucking niggers
>>66851968
>Not understanding that hitting someone in the back of the head unprotected can actually cause severe brain damage or even kill them
You're an idiot
>>66851986
>deserve it
But they don't, only teams in the East who do are the Craps and the Pongs, with the Cats as a cheeky wildcard. The Bolts are a meme this year.
>>66851986
Stop whining Facebook, go listen to 97.1 the ticket and cry like the little bitch you are
>>66851986
We will get memed and refpucked out in the next series and not make it to Lord Stanley
It's tradition
>>66852043
Good, hope he dies.
>>66851883
Daily eminder Detoilet gave the guy a 7x$4,25M deal
>>66852087
Bertuzzi did nothing wrong.
>>66851968
Just fucking kill your deluded Midwesterner ass already. Drop the tough macho man schtick and realize that was fucking embarrassing to watch and Detroit just more than likely got slapped with some suspensions which will fuck them over even more. Pull your head out of your ass and go drink some of that delicious Flint water, fuckboy.
>>66852087
It's why niggers do it when they gang up on someone and chimp out, also the #1 cause of infant mortality after drowning
>>66852088
Cry more
>>66852091
They waste more money than Al Nahyan
>>66852139
So you're saying the clots can't win a series against the wings without getting some help from suspensions?
>>66852139
>>66852171
Tampa Bay fans confirmed for faggots who don't like hockey. I bet not even Avalanche fans cried like you sore vagina having southern pussies did.
>>66852060
Haha you guys really are delusional. Red wings fucking suck, accept the fact and move on with life, dude. Theres nothing wrong with that. 25 years chock full of wonderful 1st and 2nd round exits. Great legacy yall got there.
>>66852224
Our legacy stretches far beyond a time when anyone in Florida had even heard of hockey.
>>66852209
No amount of shitposting is going to erase your sorry excuse for a lineup or help you win the next 4 games
>>66852257
stop referring to them as our or we. did your dipshit ass play for the team or something?
still a bullshit legacy, you sound like every fatass union worker with that "our legacy is longer than your team hurr durr". well that team is up 2-0 on your precious deadwongs
>>66852257
>legacyfag
Your legacy doesn't win you trophies players and coaches do, just ask my club Man United
Winningest team in football and we've done shit the last 3 years on any type of silverware
>>66852403
>watches divegrass
Opinion discarded.
>>66852376
the >our meme, lol you can do better
>>66852403
>still talking about divegrass like we care
>>66852448
>Oh no someone likes another sport!
>>66852460
Both sports are easily comparable on multiple levels.
For instance it's slowly being infiltrated by niggers just like soccer was
>>66852224
>yall
Sherman should have committed more warcrimes tbqh
>>66852558
>being infiltrated by niggers
I'll give you that, but otherwise they are nothing alike. I've played both and referred soccer for almost a decade, they're completely different games.
>>66852345
>the next 2 games
FTFY
>>66852584
He didn't commit any warcrimes other than win though, and I'm from Dixie
