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>199 card continues to fill out
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428174/clay-guida-set-to-clash-with-brian-ortega-at-ufc-199-in-june
>Legal free fight(s)
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>Just Fight Fan™ Things
UFC 197 extended preview: https://youtu.be/OE-T7e7RO_A
Zahabi on JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/jZKE0vAXBJY
Zahabi and Black on Evans vs Teixeira: https://youtu.be/ufBEXZTFX6o
Heavy Hands w/ Luke Thomas: https://youtu.be/S_Oyx8Su64A
>>66842093
Is this some sort of lazarus chamber they put Weidman in to revive him after his fight with Luke?
>He's the best WW in the world
kek
KEK
>>66842126
name someone better you fucking zuffa shill
>iron chin
>sneaky stand up
>olympic caliber wrestling
>great JJ
Russian: PED fighter
Askren: clean fighter
This is how you know the difference. If fighters aren't on PEDs, their physique looks exactly like Askren's.
Dana needs to stop using u and ur like they actually mean something.
>"The very best welterweight in the world"
>>66842160
askren is sure on PEDs, he just doesnt lift weights
>>66842093
>4/23 - JBJ vs OSP
PRIDE-tier matchmaking desu
Setting aside the reality that Askren will spend his career fighting relative unknowns in the One Championship cage, how do you think the following matchups would go?
>Askren vs Maia
>Askren vs Rory
>Askren vs Hendricks
>>66842126
he hasn't looked great in his past two fights tbqhwyf
he can easily be top10 in the UFC though
>>66842174
he could probably win vs Hendricks but I don't see him beating Maia or Rory
>>66842160
>muh muscle definition means peds
Never open your ignorant mouth about this subject again
>>66842174
Askren vs. Maia would be dope no matter what happens.
Rory and Hendricks dismantle him in stand up.
>>66842174
Hendricks would KO him, so would Rory but the Maia fight would be interesting
>>66842172
dc has exploding knees gus is scared and rumble can't eat apples or something to do with his teeth and everyone else already got beat up by jbj
>Eddie Alvarez
>tfw unironically had hope for an RDA/Lawler superfight at 200
B..blow minds
>pic related Thursday
>JJ vs Gadelha Friday
>UFC 200 Saturday
You're all goofs, I'm hype as fuck.
how do i achieve rogan mode?
>>66842241
put trt in ur gills
>I see it. I'm destined to fight Jon Jones at the first MSG show.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11438832/rafael-dos-anjos-to-defend-title-against-eddie-alvarez-on-ufc-fight
>Fight pass
>>66842228
LAWLER IS STILL IN THE MIX
>>66842241
This pic always makes me want to be a dad
Askren threw more spinning backfists than he did jabs. What a meme.
>>66842228
Imagine 2 (two) belts on the line in one fight.
Dana is such a goof.
fofao is still the king of heem
>>66842241
be successful & (and) have lots of money
Bethe Correia
FIGHTPASS GETS BETTER BY THE MINUTE
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/15/11437718/fedor-to-return-on-june-17-at-fight-nights-show-in-russia
>>66842286
Who does he fight tho?
>>66842286
damn
>>66842286
this news is older than the internet
>>66842296
Whatever Uber driver gets him to the arena.
>>66842271
Ben Asken looked terrible. He can't even look good when fighting bums. Two attempted title defenses with the first being a no contest cause he gouge his opponents eyes and a second with a opponent who could not be bothered to make weight for a title fight.
>>66842309
No it isn't.
>>66842312
good post
>>66842318
it was literally reported in the previous thread
>>66842301
i wonder what her guard game is like
>>66842315
He looked bad on his feet. He looked great on the ground. That's what we've learned to expect from him. Credit to that jacked up Ruskie. He actually still had some fight in him after eating knees and getting wrestlefucked.
That Geje guy in the co-main looked really good. Nice crisp punches and efficient footwork.
>>66842331
How old do you think the Internet is?
>>66842301
Go home and be a family man.
>>66842345
*his
>>66842312
Excellent post
>>66842350
1974 -
>>66842350
5 minutes old
>>66842363
When do you think the news about fedor was first reported?
>>66842312
A+++ poster would (You) again
>tecia torres is the underdog
literally free money
tecia will frustrate the hell out of her and she'll go into meme kick mode
Inb4 fedor vs jaideep singh II
>>66842379
It was a close fight
Jaideep deserves his shot again
>>66842378
rose looks so hot here
Theres is like 0 hype for Bellator this weekend
>>66842348
I wonder what style would be the perfect counter for Askren. I'm thinking someone like Tyron Woodley at the moment.
>>66842408
here's the whole fight FOR FREE:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x124wi5_rose-namajunas-vs-tecia-torres_sport
>>66842441
neither of them could knock out a toddler
>>66842420
Pre-Thompson Hendricks would fuck his day up.
>>66842468
anyone got a stream link?
>>66842510
is there anything Jon can't do?
>>66842522
It's over m8
>>66842531
dribe a gar :D :D
>>66842416
It's a weird card.
Excited to see Manhoef and Daniels in action again though.
And KS17 too. Hoping he gets the nokaut win
>>66842541
:^(
>>66842531
He can't fix whatever is happening to hollys arm and also elbow, what's going on there.
>>66842463
You are ment to wank to it
baka everything was set up perfectly....
goobs fights frankie for 145 title at ufc 200, moves up permanently after to 155 win or lose and fights khabib/tony winner, then winner fights RDA. instead there had to be injuries and zuffa fuckery
>>66842510
that skin and i don't mean jons
2 split decision wins and this faggot gets a title shot? Fucking weak.
>>66842590
literal roids
>UFC Tampa
>1 hour 20 minutes away
scary, Tampa is almost as bad as New York Shitty
>>66842590
they're trying to use up his name while he' still in his "prime"
if there is an alvarez resurgence two years from now nobody wants to see his old past-it ass fight. just use his title shot now then he'll me LW fodder and a "legit" gatekeeper after RDA fucks him
>>66842093
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11438832/rafael-dos-anjos-to-defend-title-against-eddie-alvarez-on-ufc-fight
Zuffa is the saltiest bitch on the planet
>>66842619
shut up
>Conor Mcgregor's constant chewing is a well known steroid induced tick.
>Conor Mcgregor's drastic weight cuts are not possible without steroids.
Is there seriously anyone out there that thinks this guy is natural? I know UFC fans are quite gullible, but come on.
still pissed original goobs/RDA fight didn't happen. it was perfect
i was in vegas after the nate/goobs fight was over on sunday and there was still a few RDA/goobs posters and even billboards up
ギャビ選手
今日はサインと撮影とインタビュー!
体重も今リミットクリアして
少しだけホット茶飲んだ 早く飲みたいー食べたいー
>Google Translated
Gyabi players
Sign with the shooting and interview today!
By weight also limit clear now
I drank hot tea just a little bit soon drink want to over eat Tai
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEOZILpjTkx/
>>66842650
is steph curry on roids?
>>66842662
Probably.
>>66842662
very possible. he had clear explosiveness/strength gains at a late stage of his bball growth process and he's also almost invincible now and not injury prone. he's def on some gas
>>66842650
>>Conor Mcgregor's constant chewing is a well known steroid induced tick.
His constant chewing is from doing coke, you naive pleb.
>>66842619
It means the Lawler vs GSP fight is on, so they gave RDA a stay-busy fight. If GSP wins, then GSP vs RDA at 165lbs (new CSAC weight divisions introduced in my fantasy future)
>>66842662
Who isn't?
>>66842662
Imagine how much the mouth guard would piss him off in 5 minute rounds
One of things I value most that I get from the fighting lifestyle is the friendship that is made on the way. The respect we develop beating each other up and to know what we go through makes all of us connected in a different way. Warrios respect!
Great to support my boy Kevin Souza to his Bellator debut, find out my old Dutch broer Melvin Manhoef it's on the card for the Kickboxing portion of the event and Anastasia Yankova who is trained by Cesar Gracinha. •
️
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEOm1Z3FkPK/
>>66842420
>CM Punk's coach
>>66842723
That bitch is wild as fuck
>>66842723
put on some more makeup
>>66842378
I thought Tecia hd the edge until I watched Road to the Octagon. Rose was practicing jiu jitsu while Tecia was doing homework.
Is this good training?
Look at me
Look at me
I'm gonna heem you now
>>66842719
They wear mouth guards in the nba u dolt
>>66842791
joke
------------->
your head
>>66842818
>>66842802
It was a prank, beo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEOorjPpJSo/
>>66842802
That nigga aint even in the nba anymore
>>66842818
>inserts goes retard so jokes on others meme
>>66842832
My boy will destroy Stipe for BJJ practicioners everywhere
>tfw i started every good heem meme
>>66842852
Werdum (and his S&C sensei) think USADA's got a grudge against him and RDA, and that they're being tested unrandomly (though USADA never said they'd be random tests anyway)
Who else hopes Machida gets suspended so long he decides to retire and we never have to watch his faggot ass dance around the octagon again?
>>66842904
Nobody you weirdo
>>66842867
Stipe has very small hands
>>66842890
Start fixing your life
Last Werdum webm, just felt a need to share. Hope you understand.
Is Jon Jones overrated?
>>66842928
>weighted balance board incline assisted bulgarian split squat
This is apex meme training
>>66842890
Don't pretend you didn't start most of the bad ones too, you fucking m*mer.
>>66842928
"Professional athlete"
>>66842928
I'll take a torn ACL for 200.
>>66842662
He is a disgusting bag of human debris. Just a terrible person all around. So he yes he is on them.
>>66842954
this is the shit the marinovichs were having bj do years ago. then meme fighters like cruz tried it
>>66842890
name 1 (one) meme you've started
>>66843015
>tfw i could heem every here
>>66842199
its a modified cradle for the position and then he uses knees
>>66843058
Thats not a meme thats something i can actually do
There's a ROAD FC tomorrow, as well.
>>66842126
>>66842136
who you talking about?
https://youtu.be/nJt11-bnT2k
>>66843058
That was me
>>66842241
does his daughter have an eye dermal?
>>66842160
>barnett
>>66843142
I unironically wasn't
>>66843015
Why is it that all the GOATs at LW are Asian or part-Asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. Benson Henderson
3. BJ Penn
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
>>66842650
>professional athlete
>natural
Wew Lads
>got great seats to 199
>machida likely suspended
>guy i dont like from work killed in vehicle collision
What a great week this has been
>>66843062
I like it. I remember somebody caught Nate Diaz in some sort of "super cradle" back in the day. Banana split cradle, I think it was?
>>66843166
>aoki
>good at anything but subs
>afraid of ufc
>>66843108
>manlets
>>66842940
>yes, he is an eye poking dirty fighter
>>66843181
He subbed the guy that's about to be UFC champ in his class
>>66843125
It's got nothing on the GOAT MMA-themed advertisement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U1Ux7YFrAk
>>66843193
You mean the guy who ko'd him and took his title?
>>66843171
was the collision away from the docks?
>>66842928
touchbutt soon to follow
>>66843166
>bj penn anywhere but 1st
you confirmed for retarded
>>66843287
Your comfirmed for new
>>66843237
Nope. It happened at a main intersection on Terminal Island. They had to shut down the Vincent Thomas bridge.
>>66843286
Let's go!
>>66843178
Yeah that was joe daddy that caught him in the banana split. Its not considered a cradle though, that just an exposure move out of the cross-body ride aka the twister series in mma. Cradles trap and arm and a leg, but the banana split just captures the legs.
>>66843287
>he fell for the BJ GOAT meme
>>66843308
>fought machida and gsp to decs
>not the goat LW
>>66843334
Just stop lad
Is BJ gonna use that stance he used when he was Edgar the last time?
RDA VS ALVAREZ @ JULY 7TH ON FIGHT PASS
>>66843403
Bit late on that one Spain
>>66843403
No shit. See >>66842590
>>66843403
>Spanish internet
>>66843403
No disclaimer saying this is breaking news?
just got home and saw it, i thought you guys already knew but yeah
i knew i'd get free yous anyway
HEY GUYS
RDA VS ALVAREZ @ JULY 7TH ON FIGHT PASS
>>66843485
Source?
>>66842174
He would legit die vs Rory and Hendricks. Mia prob sumbits him very quickly.
>>66843485
No way
>>66843356
>>66843323
>>66843308
>BTFO by eddie alvarez and gilbert melendez
just stop fucking talking
Whats up ninja turtles lol
>>66843166
No Gomi
This is a killer meme.
Gets my autism a roilin
>>66842815
>>66842897
need some more meme training for my folder bros
>>66843577
this looks very gay.
>>66843577
Is that Aldo?
>>66843593
Only if they make eye contact.
>>66843015
fofao and myself
>>66843577
Why
Get in here ya dumb goofs
http://youtu.be/3hz157yOqFM
http://youtu.be/3hz157yOqFM
http://youtu.be/3hz157yOqFM
>>66843577
there has to some sort of apparatus you could do this on. i mean gyms should at least have a bench you could elevate, or hook up to wall bars.
i sense an ulterior motive.
>>66843633
>Conference call
???
this is another knife straight to Johnson's self steem.
>>66843488
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11438832/rafael-dos-anjos-to-defend-title-against-eddie-alvarez-on-ufc-fight
it's real providing he doesnt bruise his foot again
>>66842928
>>66842897
>>66842815
This is so fucking retarded.
>>66843394
I feel like he's gonna do the exact opposite. Like, he'll be like "well, standing real tall got me fucked up, so what if I go in as low as possible?".
I think he's gonna do the Jacare gator walk the whole fight.
>>66843686
Literally a shrimp struggling in a net. Why the fuck can't those guys train properly, wtf is going on?
>>66843705
>>66843725
Best so far, but can still improve.
>>66843725
Doesnt matter when you're geared to the gills
>>66843485
>>66843488
>>66843518
you might want to actually read OP
>>66843696
That visualization elicited an audible laugh from me.
>>66843725
People are trying to mix cardio and mass building in some weird way.
Cardio helps muscle gains until around 33% but only if you do your cardio correctly and your strength training correctly.
>>66843747
Well, I mean it'd be a pretty brilliant strategy, he'd always be a grounded opponent, so you could never kick or knee him in the head. Takes away a bunch of his opponent's weapons.
>>66843790
do you remember how fucking hype everyone got on the periscope while this was happening live lmao. goobs was on top of the fucking world before diaz
>>66843831
Now he's teetering on the top lol
>>66843790
He's packing heat in the lower backyards if you catch my drift.
>>66843837
I like those takedowns that pull the victim away from the fence, back towards the flat mat
>>66843858
conor honestly looked aesthetic as fuck before that fight. swole yet lithe. jelly of his body type desu. he can pull any clothing off. glad i'm not a manlet like him tho
>>66843875
>swole yet lithe. jelly of his body type desu. he can pull any clothing off. glad i'm not a manlet like him tho
I was just saying he has mad ass gains probably like two big fat USA size steaks. He has no pecs, no traps and no back muscles and those are just the insanely weak parts not talking about you know the uneven forearm to bicep to tricep ratio.
>>66843839
Old as fuck and has nothing to do with MMA
>>66843871
"She was a good friend"
>>66843907
most caucasians have unaesthetic ugly short humerus, foreams, small hands. conor has wide shoulders with relatively long arms for a caucasian and biggish hands, also a super thin waist for a nice v-taper. he has good genes. opposite is artem or an ugly fuck like sotiropulos
>>66843930
>an ugly fuck like sotiropulos
delet this post
I could LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY delete your chin
>>66843930
What the fuck are you even trying to say, none of what you said is true or has anything to do with what I said, he is lacking muscle mass and muscle harmony and not genetics.
>>66843958
>none of what you said is true
but it is. caucasians have shorter wingspan-height ratios than most niggas. gives them a stubby unaesthetic look
>yfw three events in three days in july
fuck lads
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66844142
>nate is visibly stunned and IMMEDIATELY begins running away
>>66844118
not going to happen. 11 day camp nate's already taken the best that full camp conor had to offer.
full camp nate is going to beat the living fuck out of conor.
>>66844190
>11 day camp
>>66844028
Saw that earlier. I guess they liked the success they had with the tripleheader for 194. I was in Vegas for the mendes/edgar card and watched it from the the rooftop of the Cosmopolitan where they had turned the pool in to an ice rink. Really fun night. pic related
>>66844213
He was boozing it up in Mexico before he got the call
>>66843334
>lost to nick diaz
>>66844170
he should've shot for a takedown and get choked out instead
>>66844213
I hate you.
>I dislike McGregor
Arm me with harmony....
You down with OSP?
>>66842241
First time i've seen rogan's wife. Impressed tbqh.
>>66844479
No, you don't know me
>>66844479
Yeah you know me
What were they even thinking when they matched this fight?
Khabib will smash him in under 4 minutes.
is there anything on tonight?
>>66844004
So does every other race, especially Asians
>>66844546
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/An7Q/ufc-fight-pass-stop-whining
>>66843645
the motive is that it works as a partner drill because the standing guy has to maintain his core and then switch, eliminating any rest period
>>66844546
watch some fighter and the kid
>>66844546
There's usually fights on AXS on Fridays, new guy. Tonight is RFA.
>>66844546
Watch some TigerBelly.
jon
>>66844271
Thats some underrated jujitsu right there
>>66844667
>new guy
>have been on /heem/ since it was created
that hurt brother. AXS doesn't have fights on every weekend. But thanks anyway,
>>66844752
cage warriors on fight pass at 9 GMT i think
best mma organisation in the world today
>>66844234
So did the current weltaweight champ you fucking schmuck
>>66843790
>some sort of sexual harassment dance
>>66843058
tybbb
>>66843622
>this much memeing
wew
>>66845024
I was drunk as fuck when i posted that
this rashad promo is emotional lads
>>66843686
>>66843705
jesus fucking christ. besides being far too hard on your knees, leg extensions have absolutely no carryover effect for fighters. none at all.
they probably think it makes you kick harder. i remember old training footage of ernesto hoost doing the same thing actually.
>Dana white looking for a goof takes half a week to go online on their youtube channel
What goofs make these rules, fucking idiots.
>>66845049
Lets you soccer kick heads harder
>>66845091
>He doesn't own fight pass
>>66845100
That didn't help me at all
>>66845091
>not having fightpass
goof
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-75
someone else watch this
i'm so alone
Cage Warriors has started
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-75
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-75
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-75
>Jen Pulver
WHAT
Jens Pulver on the commentary, looks like shit :(
Wow Jens is pretty articulate for a guy who's been heem'd a dozen times
hope no one dies at this lads
anyone wanna heemspeak for Cage Warriors?
>>66845181
You're one to speak you potato nigger
>>66845209
...yeah that was my point nigel, thanks.
I dunno how i feel about Jens being the joint commentator
He needs to be like Randy use to be just added on the side while two experienced commentators fill 90% of the air time
Hope we get some spicy heems
Whats your favorite heem meme?
Kid has some nice mevment
Sorta Conor like
'ARD MAN
Sheeeit that hook kick
Red Shorts man is like a knock off Rockhold
do the champions get a title when they become champs? Is the title entirely their's? What happens if they loose it?
>>66845382
You get a belt every time you defend and if you lose you keep what you won
So Anderson has 10 belts at home
his kicks are pretty good but he needs to throw some punches in and out of range
>>66845398
This
He has nice kicks but like no hands at all
HEEM SLEEPY
Bas special
S P I C E Y
P
I
C
E
Y
meme kicks 4 life
he is a handome lad desu
>>66845428
star in the making if he keeps getting better
I'm freezing myself in a block of ice. Someone melt it in 2 months when Rory and Wondermeme are fighting pls
>>66845472
His stand up looked good and he adjusted in the second and started slipping the right hand
He just heends to add some punches into his kicks and he'd be a decent threat on the feet
LESTAH
MEME MAGIC
>>66845291
None of them, you weirdo
THAT LESTER FEEL LADS
>>66845494
yeh he could probably do with moving his head a bit better too
he sounded cocky in the pre fight interview too so that helps
You're a big guy
>>66845389
Thanks for the answer, when i said loose it, i meant like, get robbed you know, but since they get 1 each time they defend it, i assume that they just loose it. Is it equal to the ones that they sell in the online shop?
>muh shippin up to boston
hon
Weigh ins are live
https://youtu.be/PuSDAj33NTQ
https://youtu.be/PuSDAj33NTQ
this fight is a foreshadow for Leicester's end of season
>>66845534
>Is it equal to the ones that they sell in the online shop?
No the ones they get are made of gold and weight like 12lbs
*unsheaths katana*
>>66845540
I'll weigh into your mom with my dick
Damn that takedown
>>66845557
No, you won't.
HEEM SLEEPY
>>66845546
Leicester collapse incoming, screen cap this
>>66845551
That's a wakizashi
>>66845590
Its a meme
Dat nigga is a muuuuunster
>This guy is a LHW
>Jens was a LW
>Almost the same height
>British
>the dentist
Pottery
cezar is a handsome guy
>23
>13-1-1 record
Bretty good prospect
Jesus Saves, guys
>11-14
randy brown a ugly nigga
>John "Memegician" Dodson
post your boys
>Islam misses weight
Damn that guy got rekt
PROSPECT
>"""""""""the alpha male""""""""""""
>cucked by a scouser
>you will never have your gym tattooed on your arm
Court via the power of sobriety
Jens has no idea what he's saying
The interviewer looks like hes ready to kiss him
Beautiful
Elegant
Talented
Humble
Extraordinary
Is Bethe literally retarded
>betche's bunda
hhnnnngggggg
>that bethe bunda
Chiesa is HUGE for LW
Dude should go up to WW, he'd be a bigish WW
My boy Ponzinibbio is gonna heem this dummy
Lads who should I bet my entire betting account on this weekend?
>>66845549
uhm, thanks, one more question, the one that they get, is the one that they receive in the octagon?
>>66845812
Bethe because she is a MUUUUNSTER
>>66845812
Yourself
>>66845828
those sand sprints are paying off
>>66845828
All she needs is plastic surgery
>>66845826
Yes
>>66845828
If only plastic surgery was 20 years more advanced...
Is dis nigger crying?
Why are they feeding this poor guy to Khabib?
>this bitch crying
That weight cut is killing this dude
>>66845828
highest
>>66845862
Two years of ring rust
>>66845862
Zuffa didn't want Khabib to fight after Ferguson pulled out
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66845862
Dude hasn't fought in two years and has had his knees put back together
And he has a win over the current champ, he deserves a gimmie fight
>>66845812
Tecia looking tasty
why do all female fighters at weigh ins turn and pose to the crowd after staredowns? it happens literally everytime.
>>66845916
Because they have to show their assets to the world.
It's all about the business la
>>66845862
LWs don't want no trabble
OH SHIT
ALMOST SLEEPY
old geezer rashad needs to retire
Ref should have stopped that
>>66845943
>he fell for the Russian Islamic Pseudo Wrestler with no striking technique that trains with a slave bear that his father robbed from some circus
lad...
HEEM REF SLEEPY
That guy is a walking USADA violation
Is this Weekends fight card a Sunday card? FFS
>>66845812
Follow this easy path to riches
>>66845993
>Torres
>>66845989
No, first fight is in 23 bongs
>>66845993
Torres seems like a big risk IMO
>>66845835
Thanks man, really appreciate
You know what
Jens is really good
I want a Jens + Hardy combo cast
>>66846002
Torres is very good at what she does, she could meme out Namajunas to a split decision.
That's her style.
She is the most boring fighter of all time, but it works
>>66846016
So weigh ins when?
>>66846035
Just ended about 10 bings ago
https://youtu.be/PuSDAj33NTQ
>>66846035
Just ended 10 minutes ago.
>Paddy The Baddy
>unironcally having a ketwig
Paddy looks like he's in 9th grade
>>66846018
She's 7-0 and beat Rose before. Rose is 4-2 with wins over Angela Hill who was like 1-1 at the time and PVZ. It's a wrestler vs striker matchup.
>>66846043
>>66846045
Shit.
Don't know how I missed it jej. Anything noteworthy? Khabib bants?
Is that brad pickett?
>>66846066
Nah, other than Bethe's Bunda and Chiesa being a lanklet, nothing to important.
The guy who is gonna fight Khabib came out crying to the weigh ins, possibly because of a shitty weight cut cuz he didn't made weight
>Paddy
Jesus looks like me when i was 15
>>66846097
stream where?
>>66846121
ufc.tv
>>66846121
fight pass you goof
>>66846121
Fitepass
>>66846095
>he didn't made weight
Wtf
Thanks lad
>>66845798
>that fat puss
There is nothing attractive about her but this gave me a raging hard on
>>66846134
>>66846133
>>66846127
paying money?
Pimblett must be like fighting an eel with a shit haircut
>>66846127
>>66846133
>>66846134
thanks lad
>>66846152
It's amazing how a hideous girl with 0 technique in all fields can be so confident.
The sate of Women's mma
>>66846176
findminecraft.com/cagewarriors75
>>66846191
lad
>>66845136
She surely is having fun these days.
White, hot, millionaire, dethroned the biggest witch in her trade, what's not to love about life for Holly Holm.
PADDY POWER
>>66846179
She is not confident at all, it's all an act
>>66846191
Thanks lad, great quality
>>66846191
this is a screamer dont click
>>66846237
good one lad
>>66846237
delete this post you goof
>>66846237
delet this
>>66846152
She probably smells bad after a shower.
>>66846237
Dana white approves of this post
>>66846249
>>66846255
DELETE THESE
>>66846292
delete this
>>66846300
>>66846292
delet it right now
>>66846314
Delete
>>66846341
DELETE THIS POST
YOU'D TINK THIS WAS IN LIVERPOOL
>tfw no Paddy bf
This card is objectively shit.
MUH 96
MUH ILLSBOROUGH
Britbro, translation please?
This kid is shit on the mic and too cocky
>muh 'illsbruh
>>66846364
DELETE THIS POST
I SAID DELETE IT
>>66846350
>>66846364
both me
>>66846389
this is me
Next fight is championship fight ?
christ these fights suck
>>66846405
what are you guys watching
>>66846397
are you me?
The UFC is lucky you can steal their content online otherwise I'd literally never watch it
>>66846422
yes
>>66846418
cage warriors
>>66846418
Something they pay money for
>>66846434
then where am I right now?
>>66846443
lol i'm watching it for FREE
when was the last time you actually watched a UFC event? I think my last event was the time McGregor beat that Brazilian guy quickly.
>>66846446
Glendale, Arizona
>>66842120
>KeKeked
>>66846443
Seriously? It's on firstrow for fucks sake.
>>66846467
Years ago now
Mma is boring to watch
>>66846473
Literally watching firstrow
Literally
>>66846467
ive never seen an mma fight, been posting on /heem/ for about 6 months
>>66846471
then why does it look like I'm in California?
>>66846467
i'm watching fights now in bed only wearing XXL shorts without underwear
>>66846467
stopped watching after Brock left
But now I'm watching Cage Warriors to get back into it
>>66846508
Because you have shit taste in states
Come to Florida
>>66846525
weather is shit today, satellite beach anyway
>>66846525
I hear Florida is well-known for producing Darwin Award winners
>>66846503
*insert old 3 panel interview comic meme*
>>66846525
>calls california shit
>suggests florida
wew lad
THAT RING GIRL BUNDA
>>66846563
both can be great or shit depending on how much money you have
Darrell is MY BOY
>>66846555
The same sort of stuff happens in other states, Florida just has the loosest disclosure policy in the country
>>66846563
How does it feel to pay $10 for a gallon of milk?
>>66846614
It was either that or the 2000$ paycheck would have to go down to 300$
>>66846610
stop being reasonable. have you any idea where we are?
>>66846615
>$10 for a gallon
does that happen? never seen it anywhere near that much and i've lived in california my whole life
>>66846686
nah, it was just hyperbole
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY
finally HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>66842284
You misspelled Bert
Guess which fighter this is
>>66842574
Three obvious fight outcomes isn't a perfect result bro
>>66846854
court mcgee
>>66846614
That's fucking illegal
>>66846854
Joanna i recognize her veins
>>66842655
That little slant didn't read the fine print under "get eaten"
>>66842136
How do you know Hendricks doesn't murk him?
>>66846890
lol
do her hands look big to you
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/36997-bellator
>Bellator Italy is only a 5 fight card
>>66842772
It's a fine s&c exercise the puts less shear on your knees than leg extensions, so, sure
>>66846154
Not all of us are poor like you
>>66846917
>world champion
>reebok sponsorship
>section 8 housing
>>66842312
>DUDE CAN CRUSHER LMAO
when will all bongistanis be executed
>>66846947
>wanting a big house
>>66842897
Profiling works tbqhwy
>>66843871
HOLY SHIT
GINA
jesus
>>66842408
When does she not look hot, exactly?
Are Sage and Tecia Torres a couple? Do you think she is an animal in bed?
>>66846947
She's ensuring she doesn't end up like Ken Shamrock living in a van
>>66842531
I thought slavs were anti-cuckoldry.
>>66842650
I think it's cocaine.
>>66844004
You are just attracted to black men.
>>66842705
Many.
list of people I hope I can meet tomorrow
Alessio "LEGIONARIVS" Sakara
Matt "Meathead" Mitrione
"Big" John McCarthy
Raymond "MemeKick" Daniels
Anastasia "Babushka" Yankova
Gina "Waifu" Carano
Giorgio "UD" Petrosyan
Melvin "Glass Cannon" Mahoef
any tips on how to meet up with people at events?
>>66847002
ken shamrock was never my boy
>>66842904
Low IQ faggot detected.
>>66847088
JUST
>>66842904
he's had exciting moments
>>66847088
lol who would get this over gatorade
>>66842940
People like to ignore that the majority of his opponents were undersized. Barring Rampage, Glover, Gus and DC, everybody was noticably smaller and even these guys are outsized.
>>66847082
just walk up to them and say hi
>>66847136
where do I find them though
>>66843171
How can one dislike Machida?
>>66847143
at the event you goof where else
>>66843181
Oh it's the Zuffa zombies again.
>>66843323
Nobody calls BJ the GOAT you darkie. The say he is the LW GOAT. Which he probably is.
>>66843680
>bruise
It's a fracture you dumbass.
>>66847088
Ken Shamrock is living the life of Mickey Rourke as The Wrestler. Hopefully he can stop before it's too late.
>>66847154
he's yet another Brazilian mma fighter that was on steroids
>>66847143
i guess try and go to the ringside seats and walk around there
>>66847088
Now this is worthy of the JUST meme
>>66847184
>probably
He was one of the only fighters in that division to beat the best of the best in his era and he held the title in the division above him KOing the second WW GOAT.
He is far an away the GOAT LW.
>>66847227
it's too late, he threw his fight money and wwe money down the drain
>>66847269
I'm gonna hope I can run into them during the day
NEW: >>66847296
>>66847302
4 posts left you hoog
>>66847154
Why I Never Liked Machida
One of the first UFC PPVs I watched was Tito vs Machida. I couldnt tell you off the top of my head who else was on the card. I watched it with two buddies who about fights, but I knew fuck all about modern mma. But I remember thinking "Man, Tito is trying to fight and this karate faggot is backpedaling like a bitch." Machida won the decision and I remember thinking "wow fuck this guy and fuck those judges."
Then the next time I hated Machida was when he stole that decision from Shogun. When he got heemed in the rematch, I was on a camping trip and my sister sent my the video via text message. I was so happy.
I simply don't like his wait for the counter strike style. I dont like any guys that play that game. I dont like the dance around for four minutes and then pour on a flurry at the end of the round to steal a decision.
I dont like that he drinks his piss. That's just disgusting and not something I want to think about.
>>66842284
is that Mickey Rourke?
>>66847317
(You) for the effort
