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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
MMADIGEST: https://youtu.be/mja1eCJhP0w
NEWS:
>MSG will be UFC 205 on November 12th
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/14/11431018/gov-andrew-cuomo-signs-bill-for-mma-in-new-york-first-event-planned
>Rose-Torres new UFC on Fox 19 comain, Swanson vs Dias bumped up to main card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428130/new-co-main-event-for-ufc-on-fox-19-becomes-rose-namajunas-vs-tecia
>Guida-Ortega confirmed for UFC 199
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428174/clay-guida-set-to-clash-with-brian-ortega-at-ufc-199-in-june
>hendo for 199
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-dan-henderson-vs-hector-lombard-in-the-works-for-ufc-199-041416
>hunto for millies
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/ufc-heavyweight-mark-hunt-inks-new-multi-fight-deal-reportedly-worth-millions
First for me
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>>66837053
>>66837074
>haha i'm only ironically a cuck and by replying to me you're giving me (you)s which i see as a goal to be attained
You people are thoroughly awful
Who /onefc/ here? Last show was pretty great
>>66837091
Its shameful
>>66837091
>>66837103
>2016
>not having Ngannou as your bull
baka
>>66837091
I'm tired
>>66837091
>>66837112
of this meme.
>>66837122
Another promotion admitting they don't ever want to be anything beyond a feeder league to the big bad UFC.
thanks for all the (You)'s in the last thread lads. waiting for real predictioncuck so i can avatarfag with /ngannou/
>>66837091
this
@kuiu_official @musclepharm @finzandfeatherzguides @kawekahunting #facecamo #archery #hunting
https://www.instagram.com/p/BENjKpaSTrd/
Here's @lorenzo_sartini11 MONSTER red stag!!! What an unbelievable hunt it's been!! @tjdillashaw @instadamnderek @gohunt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BENorE7NGED/
>>66837091
>its the buttmad aussie episode
>>66837160
>>66837152
I unironically like TJ as a person and fighter and I look forward to his next fight
/heem/ you guys should watch this filthy Heavweight women's fight while you wait for ONE FC to start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8H2SjW0SQ&feature=youtu.be&t=16
>>66837163
>I might be acting like a complete idiot but at least I got a reaction. That's my goal really, a reaction. I win.
You're thoroughly awful
What does this picture say to you? Leave your answer below. #americanmade #motorcity #Detroitsuperstar #detroitsown #soccerkicks #rizinff #michigantopteam #mustache #murdermitten #allamerican
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEM-oPgrm68/
>>66837152
>>66837160
>wearing facepaint to go hunting
nu males masquerading as men desu
>>66837053
HE'S STILL MY BULL!
>>66837176
kek this
>>66837169
I like him too. It's been nice to see that he's still on good terms with Joe B and Moneyshot Mendes. Hope he gets a fight scheduled already though.
>>66837160
Team Alpha Male would have gotten close to the stag, took the shot and fucking missed every single time.
>>66837201
I think he'll get Aljamain if he gets past Mrs Tate. Or I'm just hoping he does.
>>66837173
don't hate the playa hate the game
F&F owner @chadmendes with his beautiful New Zealand red stag! The body on this beast is HUGE! @kawekahunting
#finzandfeatherz #ufc #archery #kuiu #bowhunting #newzealand
https://www.instagram.com/p/BENkr6WNGPc/
>>66837201
>still on good terms with Joe B
that's because they are teammates on Elevation now
>>66837196
>>66837228
I think it speaks volumes that you people never actually try to defend your behaviour, it's like you know how you're acting but just simply don't care.
Can I get a real response?
>I kill animals for fun
>am I tough yet dad?
KYS
@66837228
you didn't even get a lot of replies you dumb faggot
>>66837229
This is kind of sadistic. Meanwhile if someone shot an arrow at a stray dog people would be outraged.
>>66837224
well he is the head coach of tate as well. so maybe, someday he will still be around the sport training and coaching other fighters.
not many current fighters are also significant coaches. cowboy i have seen coach a bunch of shit to the low level guys at JW, rockhold and edgar use training partner stuff to coach others, but rarely the whole package.
>>66837239
Shit man I was on your side... Fuck I knew that gif would be misunderstood.>>66837196
>>66837229
man. that thing is huge.
>notice Chad Mendes next to it
oh, nevermind. it's about the size of a Golden Retriever
>>66837224
That would be a good fight, but at the same time maybe Shelby's going to keep Aljamain on a gilded road to a title fight against Cruz. Is a win against Caraway enough for a shot at Cruz?
I'm not sure of the 135 title picture at the moment really.
Who do you think will get the next shot at Cruz after Faber gets his easy payday at UFC 199?
Cody vs Almeida's going down soon too.
>>66837266
I feel like an idiot for even getting on this self righteous kick but it legitimately feels like people have just been shitting up /heem/, there's almost no real discussion here anymore half the time.
>>66837255
this is me lad>>66837144
im just getting started here
>>66837262
>>66837244
Fuck off
>>66837262
>a stray dog
Call me edgy but that seems like a better thing to shoot at than these beautiful big ass elk. Probably doesn't make you feel big to kill a dog though.
We domesticated animals, why still hunt then?
>>66837346
They get sexual gradification from killing, I bet most hunters are also closeted homos or paedophiles
>>66837346
They'd hunt us if they could!
>>66837346
yeah we should be raising deer like pumpkins and be breeding up monster deer
>>66837280
I wouldn't be surprised if Sterling gets the nod. Looking at the rankings, no one stands out. Assuncao has been out for what feels like forever, McDonald just came back. The rest of the pack is a bit of a shuffle to me, some need more wins over quality opponents and others are just hanging out for ranking's sake. I'll go with Sterling or Almeida/Garbrandt winner.
>>66837283
You're not alone man. I'm with you. It's embarrassing really. It's shit posting on top of shit posting in almost every thread now. I'm tired of it.
>>66837091
have another (You) and enjoy the gif
>>66837391
>let me just brush my fingers over your eyes as you're coming forward
They need to stop giving him one free eye poke and just take points imo
>>66837346
desu keeping farm animals is very bad for the environment
its actually better to hunt them than to chop down a forest for 1 cow
>>66837384
>muh MMA discussion
I don't remember the last time I watched an MMA event, just here to shitpost
>>66837384
>muh mma discussion
>>66837384
Sometimes I wish we went back to the days of regional guys with a bit of name value coming in and getting instant title shots or title eliminators.
We're never going to get another Anderson situation where a guy comes in out of nowhere and establishes themselves as the undisputed best in the world again.
Oh well this is the price we pay for all the best fighters being under one banner and actually resembling a legitimate sport.
>We're not here to engage in a meaningful discussion, we're here to shitpost!
>>66837391
I really think the rules need to change regarding eyepokes, it should be an instant point deduction and repeated offense should be a DQ with the win rewarded to the other guy
Jones has seriously eyepoked more fighters than anybody else I can think of, he eyepoked Alexander, Teixeira, Lyoto, Cormier, Rampage, Rashad, and Shogun
It's seriously turned into a strategy for him at this point
>>66837437
>that ass
no wonder jbj is going in like KANG arthur
>i eat meat
>badass edgelord irl
KYS
>>66837439
>>66837403
i agree. it happens too often for it to be unintentional.
>>66837448
Additionally, note the location. It would appear that BJM will be reffing Bellator Italy, would you agree?
>>66837439
>>66837391
If you watch this compilation of his eye pokes it's obvious he's doing it on purpose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x46wcSpE-AU
>>66837448
hes a big guy
>>66837439
its a strategy, it has been since the beginning, hes just bending the rules like he always has
>>66837464
>it happens too often for it to be unintentional.
I was under the impression that this wasn't even in doubt
>>66837467
I didn't even realize it happened so much against Alex, that's rough
onefc when?
>>66837488
Two hours and ten minutes according to their livestream page
>>66837457
Holly's husband must be ecstatic
USADA's standard -2 YEAR- suspension is ridiculous. Look, I think Machida fucked up big time. While what he took wasn't the worst thing in the world, it WAS a banned substance. It also left a bad taste in my mouth that Machida and his trainer both lied and said it was recently banned when DHEA has been on USADA'S ban list since 2012. But I'm also not one of those insufferable reactionary retards that instantly say "CHEATER; ENTIRE CAREER IS TAINTED" before anyone even knows anything. He should be punished ACCORDINGLY. There are rumblings that he will probably get a 2 year suspension. The man is 37 years old. This is career ending.
Frank Mir passed a random drug test on February 2nd. He fought on March 19th. The substance found in his system was shown to be on the "tail end" of detection, meaning if he took something, he would've had to taken it after February 2nd when he was last tested. Basically, if Mir took something, he did it for literally one week. One week. I don't give a fuck whether you think Mir should retire as it is, but does he deserve to have his career forcibly ended because he took something for one week?
Even if it's a younger guy, two years is a substantial amount of time. If it's an older guy, you might as well kiss your career goodbye.
Seriously... two fucking years? I can't be the only one who finds this to be a bit extreme?
>muh eyepokes
why don't you do something about it pussies? based jon is the literal goat and screaming muh pokes ain't changing shit
Remember how One FC changed their name to One Championship and nobody except their commentary and announcing guy have ever used the term?
>>66837467
>>66837464
>>66837439
>>66837391
i'm kinda new - the only fight i've seen of jons was vs teixeira. between the eyepoke and the literally turning tail and running away i came off of the experience feeling i just watched a very dirty and dishonorable fighter
>>66837504
post the nik lentz is worst matchup pasta
>>66837508
true, but it's obvious that he does it. it's a part of what makes him the best.
>>66837515
bit later lad, dont have it saved
>>66837502
he spazzed out and made her delete it. her fucking jon is ok, she just has to keep it low key. he follows the donald sterling school of cuckoldry
>>66837504
2 years is spot on imo
Cheaters btfo
>>66837532
>I think people should lose their careers because of one mistake
idiot
>>66837550
>mistake
Nice meme machamp.gif
>>66837530
that is the best reaction I could hope for.
>>66837550
How much of this is coming from the mindset of a big Machida fan?
The two year ban is a big risk for people to take, especially now that the risk is compounded by random testing. It really is the right thing to clean up the sport, regardless of whether people argue it should be cleaned up or not.
USADA also said they would take into account the fact that Machida just put it down on the list and not quite treat him like usual, but it remains to be seen how it'll play out.
>>66837530
>he spazzed out and made her delete it
Yeah I'm sure it was that and not the mouthbreathers like you giving her oodles of shit on Instagram
NEWSFLASH:
DHEA does nothing
DHEA masks anabolic steroids
machida was likely using vitamin T aswell
>>66837511
>muh honor
fuck off pussy
>>66837577
probably a fine and a year tops
>>66837588
that just means they're really fucking tbqhwy
>>66837577
its pretty clear that usada's list is absurd and includes normal supplements that are sold in supermarkets, Machisa wasn't on roids, he even included the supplement in his list but now his career might be finished because of usada and their power hungry cronies
>>66837550
Then they shouldn't cheat. They know the what consequences will be.
>>66837606
most of them dont they make an honest mistake, shouldnt be punished that severely
>>66837610
When every single person who gets popped supposedly made an honest mistake, you've got to treat them the same.
>the (You) blacked cancer
when will it end???
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/my-friends-friend-at-the-gym-told-me-i-look-like-a-brown-luke-rockhold.3223625/
>>66837598
so let's just everyone a free pass for eye pokes, kicks to the balls, heels to the liver and kicking players in the head when theyre down
>>66837598
>>muh honor
>fuck off pussy
nigger detected
Fighters should just refuse to fight Jones until they do something about his eyepoke tactic.
All it will take is for the top 1-4 guys to refuse to fight him and uncle Dana will fix it because muh shekels
>>66837909
>its a le union cuck
gtfo goof, uncle dana is booking jbj vs a literal fringe who barely top 10 fag in a memeterim title fight and you will buy it and watch
Are Rose
https://youtu.be/89uUlIxg1Js
Whos the best fighter this kangeroo could beat?
>>66837948
>and you will buy it and watch
I agree, that is the part of the problem. I for one haven't bought a single Jones PPV as a matter of principle if more people join me then we can finally cleanse the sport.
>>66837909
>tfw we'll never see someone go 5th round robbie after an eyepoke and orc jones into the living death out of anger
>>66837457
jbj doesn't have the bbc, disappointing
who is your favourite mma personality? mine is eugene robinson seems to be very knowledgeable and has interesting views on life/politics too
>Shogun was ever good
>BJ Penn was ever good
Who else?
>>66838009
kenneth allen
stream for one fc?
>>66838070
joe rogan
>>66838095
Zunox
Taima
>>66838090
>Jon Jones was ever good
one of the most overrated fighters in modern history, a complete product of Zuffa shilling and tailor made match ups. His resume is full of bloated MWs and old men. His only fight vs a guy of his size/age and he got badly beaten up and had to rely on the judges to bail him out with one of the worst decisions in history.
>>66838107
umm did you even check either of those before posting?
cuz its not on either of them you fucking imbecile goof
Mark Hunt vs. JDS would be a hell of a fight.
>>66838002
>its a man lets a woman fuck him up episode
https://youtu.be/o9xjs2fWJEs
>>66838125
>JDS does that pre-fight point to the middle of the Octagon thing
>Hunto looks bored and watches him, and later KOs him there as he walks away still nonplussed
Would be GOAT tbqh.
>>66838125
but it already happened
>>66838125
http://www.ufc.tv/video/junior-dos-santos-vs-mark-hunt-ufc-160
>>66838012
>i deprive myself from watching the goat because of muh principles
>>66838112
dis nigga srs?
>>66838153
>flag
No
>>66838112
here your (You) xDDD
>>66838148
preusada tho. jds looked pudgy af
Is this EA UFC 2 game any good, and does it use a fight stick
I was never too excited about Jones, now that he's a baby killer I don't really want to see him at all.
>>66838174
>google fight stick
>it's literally arcade controls
How much of a hipster would you have to even be
>>66838181
Babies are just clusters of cells.
>>66838151
he's doing his damndest to make himself go away yet he's still here
>tfw formulating my plan for another (You) raid
>>66838207
Me too lad, my mind never rests. I am always thinking of the newest and best way to gather the (You)s.
>>66838095
It's LITERALLY a $10 card. Get a job.
hey guys nate is injured and out of 200
s. richard perez
>>66838237
This is not true btw.
>>66838230
how about you dont tell me what to do bud
and i'll never, ever pay for somethign i can get for free... (like your mum's puss)
>>66838237
>a Diaz pulling out of a money fight injured
I don't even need to check
>>66838207
>zoom into dc's eyes
TOP KEK
>>66838246
>somethign i can get for free
Typical demopoor.
>>66838260
Damn
Who's she?
ONE FC in about an hour
>Attorneys for ZUFFA, parent company of UFC, are attempting to block a request for 15 years of financial statements, filed by plaintiffs in the UFC lawsuit.
Ah yes, just what an innocent party would do
>>66838307
what is one fc
>>66838507
you can kick the head when they are down
>>66838307
heemspeak?
>>66838507
hoe nieuw ben jij
>>66838567
No afrikaans pls
>>66838545
I am in there now but I dont know where the stream is. Come in if you want.
>>66838507
Asian MMA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYXdRD21Bo
durianrider speaks about Lyoto being on the GAS.
>>66838274
you just know this guy thought that was gonna be the coolest picture, him out there supporting bernie
now look at him, reduced to a meme on an anime imageboard
jokes on u pal-o, jokes on u
>>66838608
>shows pic of rockhog
he is natty lads
>>66838626
"If you don't dope you won't cope" me old mate toothpaste
any live stream links for one fc?
>>66838283
based colbey northcutt
>>66838654
butter face chief.
hey lads, doing a bit of morning drinking here
post your walkout tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XtG5SGL0Xw
>>66838654
she looks good if you hide her head
>>66838669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYPpprVMmOE
This is the stuff Machida took?
It's literally available at Walgreens. Will it make me big?
>>66838654
If you fix that giant jaw a la Gabi Garcia i bet she wouldn't look nearly as bad
>>66838675
That's an improvement on the other pics but I seriously see Sage here and that's a turn off for me. More power to you though mate.
>>66838669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZZNeYDiLo
>>66838700
Love the "FIGHT" before it drops.
>>66838693
nope
you can say that you use steroids though, too bad it isnt an anabolic one
PSA to other (You)-hunters, colbey seems to be a (You)-magnet, use sparingly and carefully as to not crash her (You)-value. (You) bless
>>66838669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
>>66838700
love bones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zb9FA-FZs
>>66838693
Its basically shit tier TRT
>>66838738
ayy my man you a real one
>tfw no broads in Atlanta
>>66838669
Optimus Bellum Domitor
i wonder if anyone actually uses this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um__bN7ZRTM
>>66838728
is this khabib in greece
>>66838728
>he has to use pictures to get (you)'s
lol poor lad
>>66838766
little casablanca, rotterdam lad
>>66838756
you know i keeps it real gutter
10 minutes til one fc, where mah stream at?
>>66838675
I had no idea she actually fought
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Colbey-Northcutt-115403
>>66838125
It was a hell of a fight. JDS beat Hunt's ass like he owed him money. The best part was Rogan creaming himself when Hunt was catching JDS with his left in the opening minute, saying JDS couldn't handle a kickboxer of Hunt's caliber, then JDS does his overhand right that sounds like a baseball bat and floors Hunt.
It was all downhill for Hunt after that.
>>66838860
good cuck
>>66838842
Yeah, she's pretty good, too. Has a sick guillotine.
>>66838741
Not even close. It hasn't even been proved that ir works on humans.
>>66838860
please stream. I am poor and dont have 10 dollars.
Though thank you for Supporting Ace Franklin
>>66838842
she'll be a bigger star than sage and pvz lad. i like how she's taking her time unlike them
didn't brandon vera beat up chi lewis parry in one fc??
and chi is dc's secret weapon for beating jon jones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66838921
the fight never happened lad, Vera pussed out
>>66838921
>"Chi 'bitch ass' Lewis 'vagina cunt' Parry. You're a fucking coward, bro. You asked for the fight, you begged for the fight, you got the fight, then you decide to miss the first press conference and not show up on your flight. Then you decide not to show your medical records or send your medical records in. Then ONE's at the airport tonight to pick you up, but you didn't get on your flight again! And somewhere in your twisted ass mind, you want to blame it on everybody else that you're a fucking cunt. You're a bitch, bro. YOU are what's wrong with the world today. Guys who talk the talk, think that they're tough as shit, but actually have no balls. You're not a man. And any organization that continues to use you or decides to use you, is a shit organization as well. Fuck you for the rest of your life. Go back to playing with balls, because you ain't got none you fucking cunt.
>I hope you get hit by a bus. And if you're still talking shit, if you still believe you can beat me, send me your address, send me your gym that you're at. After I'm done here in Manila, before I go home for Christmas, I'm gonna come to you and we'll fuckin' scrap there. If you want to be safe, we can put shin guards, gloves, and head gear on. If you want to get down, we can do no gloves.
>You're a bitch bro. I feel bad for your wife. She ain't with a man. Mr. Paul Cheng, thank you for stepping up. You are the #2 seed for the title shot. I appreciate you coming in and putting on a show with me in Manila. Parry, again one more time, FUCK you."
Lads, what time does ONE FC start tonight?
Their website just says "7pm". 7pm where? Singapore time?
>>66838994
read the thread ffs
>>66838994
All MMA organizations websites suck so bad, they can't even get the times right, how the fuck do they expect the fans to know when the event starts?
Even the UFC, it gives everyone who talks spanish the time of Mexico.
The Askren vs. Ruskie promo is about the cold war lel. American wrestling vs. Sambo
>>66838994
Manilla time AKA right now
>>66838994
Its starting now. idk where a stream is.
>>66839028
Shit I'm at work. If anyone gets a stream I'll probably stick it on in the background anyway
>>66839025
i agree, small promotions are trash, and ufc is essentially unprofessional level of incompetence.
mind you most website design has gone to trash because of the split market of mobile and pc
>>66839025
Is it so hard to just see the American times and look up 'current eastern time'
also jesus christ lads it's just One FC, just download it tomorrow
>>66839060
>just download it tomorrow
im too lazy for that.
Come watch the fight lads
>>66838994
singapore time of course you goof
they target the SEA audience
>>66839073
Post stream
>>66839060
It's not, but that's besides the point.
An MMA organization should do that for you. Especially the UFC.
Here's my stream, lads. You're welcome.
http://goo.
gl/ciVg8s
So you guys are being ironic about this cuckold stuff concerning ngannou?
heemspeak server?
>>66839099
If you say so, I'm sure the majority of other people consider it a complete non-issue though.
>>66839121
aint clicking that shit nigga
>>66839133
The majority can suck my dick t bh
I have a stream, but it says that it starts in 1 hour
>Ben Askren is perhaps the best wrestler to ever turn his hand to martial arts
Lol no. He got stomped outside of the US.
>>66839132
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
I got you lad
>>66839150
The official website says its on now.
If you think I'm the best poster out of every here, then DON'T reply to this post.
Oh shit, has ONE FC started ? If not, when ?
need a stream lads
>>66839195
Scary
>>66839174
The best at folkstyle, maybe? I heard that specific ruleset doesn't have much reach outside of The United States of America
>>66837346
>>66837314
>>66837262
If you eat any meat you have zero right to get butthurt about people hunting
And if you're a vegetarian but you don't bitch about factory farming constantly then you don't have a right to either
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/428341/1/watch-one-championship:-global-rivals.html
starting in 30 minutes, fuck the goof that bought it
Hometown boy tasting defeat at the hands of an Indonesian visitor
>>66839464
filipinos are pussies desu tho senpai
>>66839464
that boy ain't natty
>>66839488
stream it or post stream u goofball
>>66839480
nasi goreng 3 times a day minimum
>>66837053
>>66837053
>>66837053
HOLY SHIT HOW CORRUPT IS THE GOVERNMENT WHEN IT WAS JUST THAT SPEAKER FAGGOT THAT WAS OPPOSING MMA IN NYC. ONE FUCKING ASSHOLE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT WITH THE HELP OF THE UNIONS.
>>66839488
do you think they have benis?
>>66839536
no, you weirdo
Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz (non-title welterweight bout)
Jose Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar (interim featherweight title bout)
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes (women's bantamweight title bout)
Travis Browne vs. Cain Velasquez (heavyweight)
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Johny Hendricks (welterweight)
Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Pena (bantamweight)
Derek Brunson vs. Gegard Mousasi (middleweight)
Joe Lauzon vs. Diego Sanchez (lightweight)
Takanori Gomi vs. Jim Miller (lightweight)
cant fucking wait
>>66839536
:s/think/hope/g
>>66839126
of course lad, everyone is le ironic about everything here its pathetic
>>66839542
i'm not hyped at all desu
>>66839542
>plastic belt despite the real champ fighting on the same card but too busy playing touchbutt at 170
>women's """""""""""""""""mma"""""""""""""""
"Multiple title fights, the co-main event will blow your mind!"
Fuck you Dana
Lads, you have watched all the fights of the greatest fighter of our time havent you?
>>66839542
This card looks weak af after the 198 and 198 card desu senpai.
>>66839558
i am.
>>66839542
More than 1.5 million ppv buys, you think?
>>66839542
did they announce the 'mindblowing' comain yet
>>66839563
kinda this desu
I have nothing against WMMA but for some reason I can't be hyped about Tate - Nunes
The UFC needs official #1 contender's fight, 5 rounds and shit
any1 got onefc strem?
>>66839386
Not even. Ben Askren got his ass handed to him by Chris Pendleton FR and SO year.
Whats special about him is his trademark funk, or unorthodox style.
How he puts it, is that he was always at and athletic disadvantage, so he had to develop a lot unorthodox technique in order to make up for his strength and speed disadvantage.
He thrust this funky moveset into the mainstream and now its a part of the folkatyle metagame even at heavyweight.
Its true that moveset didnt translate well to freestyle rules because of the exposure rule.
Whats even more fascinating is how well its translated to mma, likely due to the lack of points lost from back exposure. Funk lends itself really well to jiu jitsu.
casual reporting in --- there was a fight that was highly anticipated and after it was over people were complaining that all the guy did was run away for 5 rounds ---- which fight was this?
>>66839605
Nick Diaz vs Condit
>>66839605
carlos condit vs nick diaz
>>66839610
come to heemspeak cuck
>>66839567
>>66839542
>weak
Kinda.
I'm not too pleased to see Conrad fight at WW again. Still it's going to be fun watching him get wrecked.
Aldo should be fighting McTappy but the Edgar fight will be exciting. Prepare for Edgar's cocksucking fanboys to yell Edgar UD for weeks on end.
Tate fight sounds boring but Nunes might pull an upset with her "power".
Cain fight sounds fun. If he makes it.
Gomi is done, sitll rooting for him though.
Man, UFC 198 is more stacked IMO but then it's a hardcore fan's wetdream.
UFC 200 looks like shit for a grand event. Hope they put RDA and/or Lawler in there. Ain't buying that crap for a rematch main event.
>>66839610
>>66839611
>le leg kick man
fuck condit
>>66839605
>>66839605
Pacman vs Mayweather
GEEEZUS. Injured Pacquaio still made Mayweather unto a hug machine. Mayweather will never want a rematch, he knows he'd get killed against a healthy pac.
>>66839622
nigga, I aint never been on heemspeak and I aint planning on starting now
>>66839643
dont be a faggot
>>66839594
Thanks. I always just assumed he was the messiah of amateur wrestling or something. Think anyone is on his level as far as wrestling in the cage goes?
I took too much Xanax, i can't barely speak
>>66839657
you'll be okay lad i'm 5 ipa's deep
>>66839625
>I'm not too pleased to see Conrad fight at WW again. Still it's going to be fun watching him get wrecked.
lads, how excited are you for based snyder after he rapes in the memelympics?
>>66839670
Cause Bud won't pay you nothing?
Oh, Askren vs Aleksakhin isn't a title fight.
Nokolay couldn't make the weight.
>>66839652
Definitely, but it's impossible to say with certainty since pure wrestler doesn't translate exactly when integrated into mma.
Hendricks tech falled Askren in the high school championships, and has the exact opposite style as Askren, so as much as i love the meme that Ben could dominate the entire UFC WW, that's a very interesting wrestling matchup, but i still lean toward Ben.
Cejudo, Davis, Cormier, and Velasquez are all up there, but Ben is the purest wrestler out of them all. We just need to see him against someone good.
>>66839705
So is there gonna be a stream or not? I've checked everywhere I usually look and then some.
>>66839625
yfw they put woodly against robbie in 200
>>66839636
this is the one - i just needed my memory jarred. thanks. here's some ronda toe
you know what go fuck yourself you faggots, no one helping me find an illegal stream im done im gonna go be a normie fuck you all
>>66839683
So pumped since the only place left for him to to go up after winning the Olympics at heavyweight is MMA.
>>66839712
>We just need to see him against someone good.
That would be nice...
>>66839713
I assume once it reaches the portion of the card that is on broadcast telly then the streams will go up.
>>66839755
Do you know which fight that will be?
>I rate Pancrase
>>66839783
how'd you find that picture of me
>>66839783
>>66839787
lmao is that really you? ahaha lose weight you fat cunt
>>66839800
yes it really is me and im not fat im just big boned u idiot, come to melbourne and i will heem you you fucking europoor cuck
>condit beat lawler
>>66839734
hope vince doesn't get him desu. but atleast this time mma is pretty YUGE so we'll see...
i read he wants to do two olympics before tho so it's a long ass time off
>>66839683
>natty
Humans don't look like that naturally. He will never make it in a post-USADA UFC.
>>66839743
At least he's finishing these goofs now.
He needs an insane one tonight for any chance at ufc.
>>66839854
people with 1% genetics do
>>66839765
LiveTV has an entry for it
http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/407023_one_championship_global_rivals/#_
Direct Link:
http://cdn.livetvcdn.net/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=411545&lang=en&eid=407023&lid=411545&ci=840&si=75
Perhaps that will work for you
>>66839854
If he can look like that in the Olympics, then surely he can continue that in the UFC, right?
>>66839800
Agree
>>66839889
spicy fullhd stream:
http://sports.letv.com/match/1004031003.html#live/1020160413161255
Any help on grabbing an m3u8?
Wow! These ring girls are HOT!
>>66839925
Noice
thx lad
>>66839925
thanks m8
>>66839925
good lad.
>>66839925
Not having much luck squeezing a m3u8 out. These Chinese sites use some pretty wild player architectures.
Is Askren finally going to get rekt?
>this cold war gimmick
are they serious
>>66840032
i like it
>>66839563
Don't forget about Lawler-GSP
>>66840017
fuggg looks like i'll just have to use flash
Are there any good write ups on how hls and hds work with flash?
>ben askrens hair
>voice
>twinkbody
its hard to take him serious
>>66840017
>>66840060
why do you need this
when is askren up
>>66837470
Mrs McCarthy?
>>66839925
>stream is too spicy for my internet
Fugg
Black Beast vs Ngannou when?
Wen vs Nguyen
Anybody else watching this?
>>66840108
You can downgrad the quality on the bottom right, right next to the sound
The left column is 720p and downwards if I'm not mistaken
>>66837091
Wouldn't be surprised if its one or two guys desu
>The Situation
Who is Paige Vanzant fighting next?
>>66840144
i dont give a fuck m8
>>66840143
that donald trump roast
>>66837346
>Bangladesh
>anything being domesticated
>Sit u Asian
kek
Haven't posted here in a week. What are the latest memes and news lads?
>>66840078
Because flash is universally regarded as buggy and outdated, using a m3u8 playlist and livestreamer allows you to watch in a player of your choice instead of flash. Also allows you to save a stream to your HDD
>>66838567
nerdje
aussie aussie aussie and all that nguyennnn
>>66839528
Don't worry we legal now
>>66840198
aquafreshspeak
>>66840143
is this guy on the gas
>>66840212
hes our national hero
>>66839542
What an awful card. Especially for 200.
>>66839542
good thing these cards are free
>>66838002
>pat berry
facts: filiponinos are the stronkest race
>>66840212
LUKED
I dont wanna see Hoesay vs. Edgar for the plastic belt
Holy fuck who does these introductions
Raping my ears
>>66840269
You may not like it but you gotta respect it
>8-6 record
>On a 5 fight losing streak
kek
>>66837122
It's a good system in that it'll allow much more thorough scouting of talented fighters who should be in the UFC.
But, it's contributory to the UFC's monopolising of MMA and with their business practices it could be disastrous.
>technical head kick
>>66840312
Is it monopolizing though? I mean its not like they bought cage warriors. Its just a partnership for them to get more exposure.
>>66840318
I love how they try with that. Cause when I hear "technical head kick", I definitely think of soccer kicking someone's head off
>>66840312
Not as long as the UFC is just buying broadcast rights. They aren't buying the companies. They want fightpass to be like a combat sport tv channel that will promote the UFC and other organizations. This actually gives small organizations a chance to get international exposure on a widescale.
BASED RICH
SPICY
what are yall watchin
>>66840384
chink fc
>>66840345
>>66840361
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIICY!!!!
>tfw can't sleep
fuck yall niggas 3bh
http://youtu.be/lHoZycr5BbU
>>66840459
What would you do to them /HEEM/?
>>66840409
watch Jared Rosholt fights, but maybe you'll never wake up again
>>66840459
fuggggggg dat girl on the right
>>66840486
What about her? She looks like an even more busted Olivia Munn
>>66840486
>not the left
Asians with tits are goat
>i dont use heemspeak
>>66840497
>Olivia Munn
You say that like it's a nad thing
>>66840502
No yellow fever for me. Fugg even in this webm she's acting all cringeworthy
>Tfw even ONE FC's walkouts are better than UFC's
>>66840513
post the server
>>66840558
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>66839925
>100mbps down and up
>leased line
>this stream keeps buffering
m8
>>66840570
>>66840577
>>66840587
>>66840603
Such a shame about her chest tattoo. baka
>>66840587
wew
>>66840628
Those plates are literally less than 25lb plates but made to look like the 55lb ones...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poqWJfLAlq8
@6:38 he gets into the UFC/Dana scolding him about speaking out against fighter pay and Reebok
I'm not a Tim Kennedy fan most times, but he's saying what most fighters are thinking. I actually regret not going up to him to ask him for a pic when I saw him in Albuquerque once.
>>66840616
It shows she's capable of making bad decisions
Which means there's a chance for us!
Bless you Italybro
>>66840682
ta la
>>66840659
Did you even thank him for his service to our country?
Thinking about making a new intro catchphrase, "get ready to rumble" and "it's time" will run their course. There's big money in memes. Any ideas?
Let's get it onnnn (like Marvin Gay)
JUST BLEEEEEEEED!!!
Get ready to be surprised!
>>66840717
Waaaarriiorrrrssss... come out to playyiiyaaayyyyyy
>>66840697
Sadly no. He was about to get into the old Jackson/Wink gym and I seriously didn't feel like bothering the guy. He was biting on his mouth piece, I guess to get ready for practice and I didn't want to be intrusive. I should have though.
>Feels bad man.
>>66840681
chimp face desu
>>66840768
G*d d*mn
chink fc been more exciting than the last ufc cards desu
>>66840805
Always watch other promotions m8
VFC49 at the start of the month was fucking amazing.
These intros are really good.
>>66840861
Barnett slapping Shayna?
Love the guy's reaction in the background
>>66840887
DELET THIS
BJ PENN?
BJ'S BACK
TO THE DEATH, ANDO
lamo pals
these intros.
>>66840879
looks like war machine too
Oh many, Colossa. Loved that guy, shame he didn't rise higher. Sharp lethal striking on the feet, had a couple great performances in One FC.
Why is Rogan such a perv?
what is bjpenn's relationship with bjpenn.com?
does he run it?
is he just the owner?
did he start it but then it went its own way?
is it totally unaffiliated besides the name?
>>66840932
Why are people frightened by male sexuality?
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/720983431329484801/video/1
>>66840975
tasty OC
>>66840975
I don't get it.
Why does JK Rowling's cuck husband look like Ronda when he wears his UFC Fight Kit™?
Why does JK Rowling's cuck husband have a UFC Fight Kit™?
>>66840975
nice one anon
>>66840717
It's time is amazing don't even think about replacing it.
>>66840717
>Get ready to be surprised!
I like it m8, either that or
>Prepare to have an enjoyable time!
>>66841027
miesha cakes that makeup like ronda eats that cake
>>66840717
>"get ready to rumble" and "it's time" will run their course.
never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nendMLrpI-s
>>66841071
everytime
>>66841083
>doing the opposite of what the UFC has done
NBA confirmed for going out of business 2018
>>66841083
Tbh the advertisements on the fighter shorts were a million times better than all of the logos inside the octagon itself.
>>66841092
MIKE TYSON-ESQUE
TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE A KEKTRESS JOE
>>66841115
Sometimes they could be extraordinarily bad though, can we agree on that?
CONDOM DEPOT on Tito's arse
DUDE WIPES on Woodley's arse
>>66841083
>Taco Bells sweep KFC
I bet I could heem every here (off my back)
>>66841083
so divegrass doesnt have commercials during the match because of this
but apedive will have commercial breaks and ads on the jerseys
nevermind i know most of heem LOVES the NBA and NFL and only watches ngannou fights
theres nothing in common with any of that though.
>>66841145
Writing DUDE WIPES on Sylvia's ass when he shat himself would have been the p4p GOAT advertisement though.
>>66841161
it stood on its tail :O
>>66841191
they do it all the time
What's the point of two animals fighting to see who mates if they kick eachother's teststicles into goo?
>>66841213
they have retractable testicles
>>66841213
>>66841231
stop talking to yourself
Did I miss the asian event?
>>66841213
Why do humans have permanent protruding mammaries?
>>66841250
Who cares as long as you're not constantly getting kicked in the dick
neat warrior dance
>>66841175
>i know most of heem LOVES the NBA
not me bruh
>>66841145
>arse
speak like a normal human being ffs
>>66841295
I use the Queen's English. Whose "English" do you use?
>>66841180
now if you can make a gif from :02 to :04...
>>66841295
that word really is the worst
>>66841321
you sound like a 12 year old saying frick instead of fuck to avoid getting yelled at for swearing, it's ridiculous m8
https://youtu.be/fvENE4q6wxo
are the lads still in heemspeak
>>66841385
Fudge off goof
>>66841402
yes
>>66841385
This is a blue board. Watch your language.
>GLORY kickboxing tomorrow
>>66841462
>its on fitepass
>>66841466
>he pays for goypass
>>66841466
not the main card unfortunately, only the SUPERFIGHT series aka prelims
but finding a stream will be easy for maincard
>>66841427
i made up a new sfw phrase
>uckiteef uckiteef uckiteef uck
>I rate Ben Askren
>>66841600
>I rate Fedora
>>66841295
>>66841385
"Arse" really does sound unsexy. Just say ass.
>"Michael Bisping beat Anderson Silva"
>>66841613
He did though
>>66841613
he did
>>66841613
He did tho
>>66841613
He did
>ben ASSkren calls him self 'funky ben'
>>66841607
Benjamin Arsekren haha :D
Who /FIGHTPASS/ here?
>>66841639
more like "Fucking Ben" haha
>>66841161
i've seen this before but it just occurred to me that they fight like gabi garcia
>>66841645
looking forward to fedor on /FIGHTPASS/ myself
>>66841645
This is going to actually be really spicy. Neither will be able to hold the other down or against the cage.
>>66841607
>>66841295
Arse is where it's at, merrycucks.
>>66841645
>yfw Alvarez wins
>>66841645
>eddie alvarez is the #1 contender
>deep division
>>66841613
>the sky is blue
>>66841673
Wouldn't be that surprising to see
>>66841645
>2 days before UFC200
>putting Rafael Of Angels on free tv again
>>66841701
>man of split decisions
>Good
>>66839839
That's too bad. It reads like he's not expecting to win this year so he needs another shot.
I don't blame him for not wanting to get punched in the face, but nothing would be more satisfying than seeing him wrestlecuck ngannou for the title in 2021.
Who are the commentators? That dude sounds like Edgy Brah
https://twitter.com/TeciaTorres/status/720643355567382529
#ufcTampa #TeamTiny @ufc
>>66841231
quit samefagging you dago
You: on the gas, slow, fat, shit technique, ugly, no cardio
Me: natural, vegan, one hit KO power, shredded, handsome, tall, triathlete, BJJ black belt under a Gracie
>>66841673
>yfw UFC Alvarez gets clipped by RDA, and Bellator Alvarez breaks out of his prison, and the fight becomes a 25 minute nonstop brawl
imagine Askren vs Hendricks
>>66837170
Fucking Cecil Peoples. FUCKING CECIL PEOPLES.
this russian is on the gas 100%
>>66841742
>vegan
>one hit KO power, shredded
pick 1
It's strange seeing the physique differences between Askren and the Russian, but Askren is twice as strong.
>>66841742
>one hit KO power
almost typed "hi, nate"
>>66841712
Alvarez is good
>>66841775
Was a sick spinning back kick too
>>66841763
askren would get heemed, he cant handle big riggs retard strength
>>66841775
being strong and knowing how to apply it are different things
being on the bottom is a hard task
there's no way aleksakhin is natty
guy looks roided to the gills in comparison to askren
Alvarez was such a boring shit against Pettis I'm not sure I really want him fighting for the belt
TKO (Exhaustion) coming up!
Askren would be the UFC champ at 170.
>>66837520
>dat shogun tap to strikes at the end
I cry errytime
Fuck Askran is so fucking good.
>>66841806
No way he'll be able to do that to RDA though... right?
Funky Ben's crucifix is nasty
>>66837566
Goddamnit Cormier is such a fat cunt
Askren would get worked on his feet in the UFC. Love seeing him grapple though.
shit ''''''fight''''''''''
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/p18n3u/bellator-106-michael-chandler-vs-eddie-alvarez-ii
>>66841848
Maybe they just do it to each other for 5 rounds
But nah he won't, RDA mauled Pettis far worse than Alvarez did, so hopefully they keep it standing
>>66841894
Is the first one available too?
>>66841907
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/hjohlw/bellator-58-michael-chandler-vs-eddie-alvarez-i
>>66839639
Was very nice to see Rothwell get his shit pushed in
He is not and will never be a top 5 HW
buy fight pass sir haha
Askren wouldn't be top 15 in the UFC
>>66841645
awesome!!!!
Love seeing knees thrown from north-south. Hate that the UFC cripples wrestlers with their ruleset.
>>66841921
Noice noice noice
An awesome fight that was on during an awesome night of MMA; Bellator 58 and UFC 139 (Shogun vs Hendo - which I think was also the first 5 round main event in UFC?)
>>66840616
This. Worst tattoo possible
>>66841645
>If McGregor beat Diaz he would he headlining the biggest UFC car of all time and getting PPV points
>McGregor lost so now he's main eventing a fight pass card a few days before 200
Poor Dos Anjos
>>66841962
any tattoo makes you a worthless piece of shit
>>66841645
Wait, what? Why on earth?
>>66840716
Maybe she should concentrate on training
>>66841981
If McGregor won he would have fought Lawler or GSP
Also, I hope this russian goof pulls this off.
>>66841986
>jon and ronda pretending they don't want to fuck as always
>>66841645
Should be good. The way RDA has been mauling everyone in front of him with ease makes it impossible to pick against him. Especially with Alvarez not looking that great lately.
>>66841645
>its real
wont watch desu
New thread when
>>66841887
>his wife is taller than him
>>66842033
When Asken gets triangled
>>66842044
Damn I guess there goes /heem/
>>66842042
fuck u goof
>>66841734
need a webm lids
>>66842042
hello tyrone
>>66841734
wew
>>66842041
>his wife isn't
New thread
>>66842093
>>66842093
>>66842093
>>66841645
>On a thursday night
Fuck that shit
Are there any good russian fighters left? (Daghestani's need not apply)
>Ben Askren is the best WW in the world
>>66841988
Why? Because RDA needs a fight and Alvarez is #1 if I'm not mistaken
Why it's only Fight Pass?
Shekels.u goof
>>66841986
true, but there's an added level of shit/irony when someone tattoos scripture or other horseshit mentioning god on their body as the """""holy book""""" explicitly says not to get tattoos
>>66840628
gw literally < 90 pounds
mcgregor is not connected to the rda 155 fight anymore at this moment, and RDA moves back to fight pass
>mfw
>>66844002
It's RDA's punishment for pulling out.
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