Super /rug/ Weekend - Round 8
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>Friday 15 April
19:35 Crusaders v Jaguares, AMI Stadium, Christchurch
21:40 Rebels v Hurricanes, AAMI Park, Melbourne
>Sat 16 April
5:00 Cheetahs v Sunwolves, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein
19:35 Blues v Sharks, Eden Park, Auckland
21:40 Waratahs v Brumbies, Allianz Stadium, Sydney
>Sunday 17 April
3:05 Bulls v Reds, Loftus Versfeld, Pretoria
5:10 Lions v Stormers, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
BYES: Chiefs, Force, Highlanders, Kings
>can't get any uhh bigger than this umm y'know to be uhh recognized umm in your country so uhh
There literally already is a thread you fuckwit AMS
sage
3rd for fuck the huricanes.
>>66834717
>that desperate tall poppy syndrome
fucking pathetic
This is a no Nina's allowed thread.
>>66834928
who tf is nina
>>66834928
Who is this semen demon
>tfw no nina gf
>>66834946
Sir Richie McCaw's sister.
>>66834928
>you will never play aeroplane with her kid and throw him into a dresser by accident
>>66834958
Please watch our thread.
>>66834972
kek
2>3>1 tßh
This isn't a real thread, this is now /nina/ general
>>66834972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y91xgcTROsU
>>66834946
The blonde on the right of >>66834972
>>66835026
I thought Nina was middle. Wat's her name?
I'd like to motorboat dem titties.
>>66835037
GET OUT
>>66835050
I fucked up my quoting. I've amended.
>>66835037
This shit scared the fuck out of me desu
Probably the best one actually
>>66835037
R E K T
Is this the Fagtistic Shitspouter-free thread?
This is the best drinking ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrVLB3MtUjo
>>66835111
No
(You) on pooicide watch
>>66835037
>putting a dresser in your living room
See there's your problem mate, drinking is fine. You should just remove all of your furniture before having a party.
>>66835134
Well that was easy.
just had my daily vitamin C tablet lads
>>66835134
that's a huge bitch in the background
I've decided my new name is The Endgame™
Because you don't know what mine is
>>66835151
>falling for Jeff's gimmick
Only Jeff saves and posts pics of nasty slags. I have no reason to.
>>66835178
She's a big girl
>>66835187
Jeff literally hasnt been here since last week lad
>>66835185
If your endgame is to be a total faggot, you've won.
>>66835185
Upvoted
>>66835189
UUUU
>>66835189
Please participate in our ruthless shitposting, big strong american
>>66835189
Would you though?
>>66835198
He posted in the other thread which is the real thread.
This thread is for booty blasted cucks
>>66835189
The girl in the front is a big girl too.
Hip to shoulder ratio is well off. She'll develop really fat legs and be undateable in about 3 years.
>>66835198
(You) on You-watch.
>she will never sit on your face or be in the row in front of you in a scrum
>>66835198
fuk u nigga
>>66835229
what sort of autist poses for a photo like that
YOU GOT TO KNOOOOOOW TO UNDERSTAND
>>66835223
That's just the way her dress is it fluffs out for some weird reason it's like that in all the pics
>>66835249
a drunk bitch
>>66835249
It was le spontaneious le Xd
Who /family feud/ here lads?
Jaguares or Poosaders lads? kek
>>66835256
>It's like that in all the pics
>it fluffs out for some reason
>>66835249
>what sort of autist poses for a photo like that
A 9/10 girl who unironically does engineering
The guy organising the thing at shadows today is in these photos so maybe GODina will be there
>>66835288
swing round for a pint lads?
>>66835274
Watching the V8 Supercars and F1 practices lad.
Just through your mum's line lads
>>66835134
I would tear that Asian girl up swear to god hhngghhh
>>66835288
L M A O
M
A
O
>>66835324
lads
a
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s
>>66835324
Get some upskirt shots for the lads m8
>>66835324
film it
>>66835344
It started 2 hours ago she's likely been spiked and dragged away already
>>66834696
Poosaders
Reblels
Cheetos
Pooz
Bumboys
Balls
Loins
Will Jeff drug and rape Nina lads?
>there are 9 (NINE) people in this thread
So much samefagging ITT
>>66835389
>a /rug/ thread with more than 10 people in it
>ever
>>66835389
>yfw it's been nina talking herself up all this time just so she can get a qt jeff bf
>>66835405
This is plausible
I mean if she actually does engineering she has to be autistic right?
>>66835356
/rug/ on suicide watch.
>>66835356
why do kiwi girls always have fat arms? Even when they're young.
>>66835356
>biting her tongue
you just KNOW
>>66835466
British genetics
>>66835479
She does that in every photo you supreme autist.
>>66835547
>knows the facial similarities between photos of some girl from another country
>calls other people "supreme autists"
>>66835547
You're from Australia.
From what I gather the gash in question lives in Auckland.
You are a 3 hour flight away at least.
You seem to know some quirk she has in all her photos.
I think you're the autist m9
>>66835564
>>66835570
Hivemind
>>66835570
Welcome to our thread, 10th unique poster.
Would you like a rare nina?
>>66835466
They drink too much milk.
It destroys muscle definition and is pretty much the worst thing to drink if you want to be lean.
>>66835588
Faggot
>>66835588
that is a rubbish outfit I hope it was for a gimmick night
>>66835588
>Chuck Taylors
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>66835588
>our
>>66835589
Faggot
>80 posts
>10 IP's
KEK nice tightly knit poomunity we have here
I think I scared the newcunts away
>>66835564
>>66835570
there are literally 3+ photos of her in this thread, in all of them she is staring at the camera with her tongue behind her front teeth like a retard.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting you faggots.
>>66835588
Bitch is a slob.
>>66835570
>>66835564
Ben BTFO
The Endyourself Lame Ltd. on pooicide watch
>>66835609
We even chased ams out of his own thread lmao >>66835505
PS I think we need a new name for original AMS now that his gimmick is so far from his original gimmick. Something about unironically wanting to discuss mangrab and mangrab tactics maybe. The Raging Homosexual?
>>66835616
>Having such attention to detail
I don't want to catch autism off you.
Post yfw recording
>>66835654
I'll talk footy with you m8.
>>66835670
hahaha lol
So, I told the missus that I'd take her to Blues v Sharks tmrw if she got the night off work. She could't and moaned that I didn't give her enough notice. So I'm taking my best mate instead. But I told her I'm going with my ex-GF lel. She's fucking pissed lads.
>>66835720
Cool.
>>66835670
hahaha lol
>>66835695
kys statscunt
>>66835695
>>66835734
Thanks
>>66834972
What is Nina's surname?
>>66835742
kys Mincheng
>>66835756
Welcome to our thread, 11th unique poster.
Would you like a rare nina?
>>66835776
>rare
Lad these aren't rare they're literally all on the AUES facebook page
>>66835776
Based Xiao
Whiteboys on suicide watch
>>66835792
kys statschink
GOATistic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Every other "personality" associated with /rug/
Based Gentleben is cool as well.
Just letting you guys know, okay
pretty bored lads
might crack open the box of woodys early
>>66835324
>look up Nina on fb
>have 2 mutual friends
There's an outside chance, lads
>>66835809
>Based Gentleben is cool as well.
literally who
>>66835816
Welcome to our thread, 12th unique poster.
Would you like a rare nina?
Look at the list of talents and achievements. There is literally no parallel universe where you and her even meet each other.
>>66835809
>P-P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BIG STRONG ELITESPOUTER
kek
kys my man
>>66835837
>Went to cambodia to service the BCC
KEK Jeff on pooicide watch
>>66835841
I wasnt talking to you. And I dont want your attention because I know you will reply like this.
However, if hypothetically I did want your attention, why would you give it to me with this post? Is this your way of letting me know about your passionate affection for me, or is this a mistake of your logic?
Either way, -1 tripcred for being either rude, homosexual or retarded.
Don't you dare reply to or even reference this post.
What are the odds that Nina knows about us?
>>66835865
tl;dr
Anyway theres no chiefs games so you can hardly call the games this weekend "Super" Rugby.
We should just call this weekend "Pretty average /rug/ Weekend"
Right, cheeky quiz before the game.
1 point per correct answer.
No googling you fuckers.
>>66835889
canterbury won the cup i remember
>>66835887
This post was better, but you still disobeyed me you wretched imp.
>>66835900
Sorry statscunt.
Why did you take your name off by the way? Couldn't handle the heat?
>>66835889
Auckland were awarded it but Wellington was the first to win it by challenge
>>66835889
The Chiefs
>>66835889
answer: Auckland, of course.
>>66835915
Im not him. Do I have a similar posting style?
I know nothing about him other than that he is a cricposter and is from Crushedchurch I think
>>66835942
My apologies, original ams.
>>66835947
Kek. Keep thinking that all the posters here come from your holy trinity of autism.
It only makes my endgame easier to reach.
>>66835967
>replying to Jeff
spotted the newcunt
>>66835882
>Nina will never know about me
jdimsa
What will be more of a disaster:
A /rug/poster attempting to talk to Nina; or
Folau at 13
>>66835995
I know about you lad.
And frankly I'm going to destroy that part of my brain with alcohol this weekend.
>>66835931
Being a Wellington shitter, he only captained twice.
>>66836015
1921 obviously
>>66836009
why the fuck would I talk to her? she's a 7/10 at best.
fuck I missed the 13th poster who was it
I don't even like rugby desu
>>66835836
Mate I'm going to let that slide because you clearly don't know where the fuck you are but I invented /rug/ and every meme that you hold dear.
Who /locked in their picks/ here?
>>66836063
You're not WalkBro
>>66836046
The one guy that isnt from NZ
>>66836015
1941
ctrl-f "nina"
>20 results
ctrl-f "rugby"
>2 results
kek, sport discussion fags on suicide watch
>>66836063
Proxy off, name on, elitespouter
>>66836091
rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby
The Jags are unironically going to win
>>66836098
ABC is a mental illness
>>66836015
13th August, 1921, NZ triumphed 13-5 at Carisbrook
>>66836098
they have the "dagg is almost at the end of his career and completely outclassed by ben smith so he needs to perform" factor
>>66836086
>believing namefag propaganda
embarrassing.
>>66836101
fuck Cunterbury.
and fuck you statscunt you transparent fuck.
>>66836112
Lochore
>>66836101
I don't give a fuck about the 'saders m8.
I just believe in the power of Argentinian Rugby
>>66836112
GOATray
>tfw argiebro was so eager to join tipping and then he immediately an heroed because of the hags
Reminder that people were unironically saying the hags would win the comp at the beginning of the season.
Are there normally Ace streams available for Super Rugby matches? I'm an English guy currently living in Hawkes Bay's version of hell so watching some rugby would be nice
>>66836146
>Jeff picking poosaders
Fucking hell Jeff nice belief in your new team you got there
>>66836154
How are the slags lad? I once had a brief, mostly physical relationship with a thick bird from Hawkes Bay.
If required I'm sure one of the lads can provide you with the photos.
>>66836146
Kek. Reporting you to the superbru mods.
Sharing this info with those who havent locked picks is in direct violation of the rules.
With you out of the way I have an easy run to win the competition. Thanks for this friendo.
>>66836112
based Aucklander, Wilson Whineray was captain from 1958-1965 (7 years)
>>66836123
>>66836129
>irrationally hating the OBJECTIVE best team just because they dominated you're arseholes for a decade
Reminder that the queefs WILL choke in the playoffs like the hurrs did
Reminder that the whylanders HAVE been exposed
Reminder that the Banterbury Basedsaders are literally 3rd right now, despite having a """""""""""""""poor""""""""""""" team
Reminder that we ARE back and this IS our year
>>66836175
>implying I wouldn't just give my tips to everyone and have it be you v 12 dudes suckling at my teet.
Sitting in my office watching the slags across the road at the pub lads.
How long until game time?
>>66836196
>Being this much of a sad cunt.
>>66836198
Zinzan?
>>66836196
People don't hate the crusader's because they're good, they hate them because they're boring.
>>66836196
fuck off statsgook
>>66836198
Can't flimflam the Zinzan.
>>66836196
>cumwaders making the playoffs
>>66836200
Kek. Its over for you lad. You were going to win but you literally gave me the win and were only partway through the season.
How could you do this? Why? What compelled you to thwart yourself after all the shit youve talked?
>>66836167
Tinder would lead me to believe that every girl from Hastings between the ages of 18-25 is either pig ugly, has a child, or is unhinged in some way. Filthy though, I'm guessing
>>66836198
Having scored 3 drop goals in his illustrious career, based Zinzan Brooke is listed as 7th on NZ's list
>>66836208
>crusaders
>boring
>you now remember that time when the 1st position Crusaders beat the 2nd position Waratahs by 77 (SEVENTY FUCKING SEVEN) points in the final game of the season
Granted we've been off our game for the last few seasons but there are people who unironically think that we're going to finish lower than the blues, just because they got their little buttholes mutilated by based Marshy and based Mertz when they were 6.
>>66836231
96 minus 19 is 67 you dumb maori
>>66836228
All won NPC titles.
If any of you aucklanders are graced with the presence of Nina please ask her if Ihaia West is white or not so we can put this to bed once and for all.
>>66836228
surely they all beat northland
>>66836231
filtered tßh
>>66836228
All were shitholes in New Zealand.
Whats for dinner lads? Poached eggs and spinach on toast here.
Also Burgen > Vogels
>>66836228
They all won the NPC titles, Auckland 1st div, Taranaki 2nd div and North Harbour 3rd div.
>>66836263
>eating breakfast food for dinner
Someone never learned how to cook properly
>>66836262
Auckland's not a shithole. Harbour is based as fuck.
>>66836271
10
>>66836274
Got a lot of study to do tonight and needed something quick.
>>66836284
>Harbour is based as fuck
...
>>66836291
>Got a lot of study to do tonight
Hey, me too
>>66836271
Can't be 10 because their biggest score ever is 51.
7.
>>66836271
gonna go with 8 to be honest family
>>66836271
9 tries, 12th September 1936, 38-13.
On the other hand, the Wallabies best effort against NZ was 5, 9th Sept 1978, 16-30.
Ausfaila B T F O
>>66836284
>Auckland's not a shithole.
>>66836298
Handsome and intelligent kiwi expat detected.
>>66836323
Hey Man
>>66836325
literally NONE of that is true
>>66836299
>tries have always been worth 5 points
kek
>>66836338
Ugly stupid Aussie fuck detected.
Kiwis 1-2-3 in V8SC practice 2. Ausfailia on Suicide watch.
>>66836323
based gayman
How long until the game lads? The retarded OP put the times in for some bizarre timezone rather than OSSRT (Official Standard Super Rugby Time).
>>66836356
kys Jeff
>>66836356
never give up Jeff
>>66836363
30 minutes
>>66836363
add 2 and then minus 4 because I got it the wrong way around when I started typing this
>>66836323
Carl Hymen.
At the time,17th June, 2001, the massive Otago prop, was sporting a beard which made him look as though he has just walked out from the bush! The All Blacks ran out comfortable winners against Samoa 50-6.
>>66836383
Trick question. None of those teams are in Super Rugby
>>66836383
I hope it was the Blue Balls
>>66836383
Transvaal.
>you now remember when the lions were the cats for some reason
>>66836383
>Super 12
pure memery. Best years were the Super 10 years.
>>66836430
just answer the question you fucking queer
Why does Scott Robinson look like he regularly goes clubbing and hits on 18 year olds?
>>66836383
N. Transvaal Blue Balls.
This was a thrill a minute game, with the final scores locked at 40-40. I would have thought a season of S12 unbeaten would go unmatched, but the Crusaders of 2002 went one better by winning every game, with an average score of 42-23, including the record score against second placed NSW of 96-19!
>>66836458
Why'd you take your name off?
>>66836439
My answer is false. False.
>>66836439
true
>>66836439
False. They have played 3 matches in Ranfurly Shield history as a holder, and won 1.
>>66836476
cause I'm getting boozed lel
Last one lads.
Hope you enjoyed playing mega-/rug/ quiz.
might rouse up some more woodies lads
>>66836501
All backs.
The real answer is the racial impurity of your standard kiwi though.
>>66836505
nice one lad
HAWGUWARES team looks a lot better this week but I don't see anything but another loss
Uk sky sports really needs more rugby documentaries NZ v SA rivalry is annoying now. I swear every week if I turn the stream on a bit early it is this documentary or the English v French one playing.
>>66836501
All backs.
The newspaper intended for the paper to read, "They played as all backs" because the team had gone on a try-scoring frenzy in their previous match.
>>66836519
Fuck we used to drink swappa crates of that shit. Pure swill.
G O
J A G S
F U C K
C U N T E R B U R Y
Bit split on this game lads, after switching from the crusaders to the jags at the start of the season because I thought the crusaders would fail and the jags would succeed has given me a bit of a pickle here haha
Might have to switch back to the crusaders, but I don't want to be seen as a bandwagoner or anything!
>>66836569
hahaha
>>66836569
We've already seen that you're tipping the crusaders you spanner.
Even though I live in Christchurch, I have been a Chiefs fan since 2005.
With the retirement of Farter and McPoor, I might try and get behind the local team for once.
my head says saders
my heart says jags
;_;
>>66836581
Well who I'm tipping is different from who I support. The Crusaders are the stronger team at home
>>66836582
>chooses to live in chch
>supports chiefs
Everything that's wrong with this country.
>>66836582
Literally killing yourself will be the best life choice you could make.
my head says cumsaders
my heart says nina
>>66836602
as opposed to figuratively killing yourself.
>>66836593
>>66836602
You sound like fellow Cuntabrians that are upset that I chose to support the underdogs and found more success in the long run.
This sort of butthurt is why I dont like Crusaders fans; they are so entitled.
>>66836611
embarrassing yourself in public
>>66836619
Don't fucking call me a Cuntsaders supporter.
>all these buttblasted ABCruBASEDers posters
ayy lmao
>>66836632
Now youve abandoned your team because they are shit now. Sad.
>Merhtz has to stand on the sidelines like an ex fat smelly prop while Marshy yells Boomfa
There is no justice in the world
Hi guys im new to 4chan i ddnt know there was so many of us here hehehe lol xD im mostly on /b/ so hi to my /b/tards ayy lmao
>>66836669
Hi Nina!
>yucko paper
How long before Crusaders have to change their name because it is deemed offensive by sand savages?
So many memes being spouted.
When Elitespouter is one of the more serious and intelligent posters there is a problem with this community
The cat just brought in a mouse, so basically it's a Jags win confirmed.
>>66836680
couple of months
Did the saders pull dagg out of retirement because volavola is so shit?
Glad the tahs ditched him desu
>>66836656
Giving the people what they want
argies already on suicide watch
>>66836656
Is that because kiwis are upset that he taught Bernard Foley how to kick goals?
>>66836695
Dagg was injured
Where are all my Muslim friends ITT
>>66836706
shouldnt you be drilling your blind offloads cash bill williams?
7 nil
Dagg should be All Blacks 15
Fedora.png
>dat reed offload
the GOAT is back lads
RG halfback looks out of his depth
>>66836736
yeah great kick then
Jags scrum has been shit from the start even though they have a mostly international frontrow/second row. Is Ayerza just carrying their scrum or what?
Really hope Jags win so I don't have to read posts from that bitchmade argie who cries about how bad they are.
Reminder that Chch people are even more hated than jafas.
>>66836804
>t. butthurt blues fan
>>66836767
Ayerza (#1 loosehead) and Figallo (#1 tighthead) both stayed in Europe.
Diaz (#3 tighthead) retired due to heart issues. Orlandi (#4 tighthead) also staying in europe.
Herrerra (#2 tighthead) out injured. Noguera Paz (#2 loosehead) also out injured.
Will Dagg score a hat rick?
>>66836813
I live in chch and he is right. We are an accursed breed
>>66836825
I live in Auckland and people are fucking awful here
>its a fagg does nothing but kick game
Is Scott Barrett related to Beauden Barrett?
>>66836804
Agreed. Fucking loathesome people.
>>66836826
Foreigners arent people
>>66836838
But worse than Aucklanders tho?
>>66836845
Then there are no people in Auckland
>Mcshitfaggot back to his ball hog ways
Fuck off to Scarlets
>its a blatant refball episode
>>66836804
No they aren't. They're scum, but Aucklanders aren't even real New Zealanders.
>>66836847
There is a spectrum of Aucklanders though. Chch are very homogenous, and in a shit way.
>>66836852
Refball against jags. No way that was worth a yellow.
I'm not really surprised though. Cumsaders have been refballed to all of their titles.
>it's a jaguares concede their 10th yellow card of the season episode
Dagg recall when?
Israel Dagg is related to Fred Dagg?
>>66836870
Crusaders got refballed against in the 2014 final.
>>66836870
This is true.
>>66836888
This is untrue.
If Rebels can beat Hurricanes tonight I think they can finally be recognized as a real club. If they lose they will be a cursed meme club battling with the force forever.
>>66836895
http://www.iol.co.za/sport/rugby/joubert-apologised-for-error---crusaders-1739857
thank you very much i'll have a try
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
>>66836897
In with a decent chance, muh canes aren't great this season.
At least we have the best winger in the comp.
>>66836888
Two of their tries shouldnt have been allowed. Also the tahs were dominating them but Joubert gave the Crusaders penalties to keep them in the game
>getting a bonus point in the first 30 minutes
JUST
>>66836922
Waratahs got easyconferenceballed into having a home final, anyway.
>>66836926
Let it go m8 it was 2 years ago
Story of the Jagures season. I've lost count of how many times they've lost the ball 5m out
how slow is that jags halfback
>>66836980
Sure is crap. Bet they're regretting not signing Cubelli. They've got nobody when Lanadajo is being rested.
>Argentina have a good scrum
lol nice meme
its amazing how quick a half can go when theres no 10 minute injuries
That drug driving ad is so stupid. That guy would have the mad red eyes if he did that many rips.
>>66837046
Only a degenerate bong mong like you would know this. Please keep your disgusting habits to yourself.
>>66837058
It's the only way I can get through threads that you post in tbqh.
>>66835632
I literally only browse. I've only had krazykrezja correctly identify me once.
The people you think are me aren't me.
Is this the worst /rug/ thread ever?
How many cocks do you reckon are inside nina RIGHT NOW
>>66837098
>no Aussies
I'd say it's the best tbqph family
>>66837108
>>66837104
Spoke too soon
>>66837104
just the one
anal tho
>>66837108
>(you)
>>66837079
Oh, I just saw what you linked to. Isn't me anyway.
Not wrong though, this play is shit but I'm too depressed and have no life anyway :)). Remember I'm a cantab so I wouldn't post a hurricanes picture, it'd be a crusaders logo.
>>66837134
Thanks for dropping in. Time to go hide again lad
KEK
its like they literally dont want a try
>the jags dropping the ball
you're joking
kek enjoy your red card ellis
>andy thugess
>ellis
argie ate that for breakfast lel
lol that clearly connected
Ellis would have been in the stands if he actually tried to hit him back. Midget rage
based angry manlet
Should have been red
Cumsaders on refball watch
Fucking moron. Cantab here and we're lucky.
the whole world shook with fear when Andrew Mehrtens threw a punch
Man ref decisions always seem to go the Crusaders way don't they.
>ellis
KEK
Argentina seem to patch up one facet of their game that let them down to find a new one to derail them every time.
>"Super"
>bonus points
>Japan
nice fucking meme you cunts have here
>>66837249
gave your mum a bonus point last night lad
>le crusaders and le blues are title contenders this year
kek
>>66837277
Who ever said the blues are?
No one preempted the Crusaders doing as well at the start of the season as they are now, either.
>only beating the Faguares by 12
The impoverished crater of cunterbury rugby.
>>66837277
>blues
>contenders
>>66837277
Said no one.
>>66837295
Every commentator and sportswriter after they narrowly beat the Highlanders.
>>66837295
>>66837312
>>66837315
kek
(you) will never live in goatkato
>>66837277
its chiefs and highlanders lad
>>66837334
Shitkato is objectively awful
>watching this shit when based NRL is coming up
>>66837371
>highlanders
kek
KEK
>>66837373
proxy off RC
>>66837334
Correct. I will never live in Waikato.
How do foreign fucks understand English refs?
now dagg
Dagg
ISRAEL DAGG
MOVES LIKE DAGG-ER
>>66837393
>>66837379
Feels good having dedicated fans like this.
>>66837411
>>66837414
McGOATzie > Dagg > Ben Smith
Memesrael Dagg > Daniel Memekenzie
Izzy's back lads.
Fuck Smugkenzie.
Thread made up of only kiwifags and the occasional shit posting koala.
half the post have been about some mediocre white girl with west-african women arms
Mo'unga is actually pretty shit.
>>66837431
*farts*
>>66837431
Can the last white person leaving South Africa please turn off the lights? Cheers.
>>66837431
t. Tsimbele Ngonyo
>>66837421
based original AMS
>>66837432
But is he worse than West? That's the question.
>>66837432
This is correct.
>>66837449
t. Original gAyMS
>>66837450
He can run the ball. Some shit decisions, but fuck me he can't kick at all.
>comfy season upon us
>no nina gf to snuggle with
officially put me on pooicide watch
>as a pure 10
1. Carter
2. Sopoaga
3. Cruden
4. Slade
5. Barrett
6. Banks
7. Taylor
8. West
9. McKenzie
10. Mo'Unga
2bH
>>66837476
You already were lad
>>66837431
t. Cecil Afrika
>doesn't get much wrong
lel
>>66837482
>Beaver not #1
>>66837476
i know that feel bro
>>66837492
Fuck you really are a Waikato Wanker.
>>66837500
Nope. Never lived in Waikato.
Lads, just found out from my law clerk that the girl I'm going on a date with tonight used to be a ripper.
2 questions to gauge the autism of the posters here:
1. Should I still go on the date;
2. Should I dance around the issue or just come straight out with it.
Fuck I hope the next game's better.
>>66837535
I only date rippers.
>>66837535
a. What's a ripper.
b. What.
>>66837536
>reblels
>nonu, smith and mns gone with jane old and savea fat
i dunno
>>66837535
I don't even know what a ripper is
>>66837535
Not enough info to work with here. Depends on her age, looks, if she has kids, what she does now. Do you have other options, Or are you desperate? Relationship or casual fling?
>>66837545
A slut.
>>66837535
I really, really like promiscuous women. Knowing a girl has fucked ten other men makes me hard as a rock.
nz posters are worse than the irish
>>66837535
You're most likely an unattractive beta, so go for it.
>>66837554
the most autistic reply lads
>>66837567
t. Paddy O'Brien
>>66837591
>asking legitimate questions to help a brother out with elite advice is autistic now
Ok
Based CruBASEDers.
The ABC tears ITT are delicious
>>66837605
Based original GOATistic Elitepouter.
>>66837567
Hows the working holiday going Sheamus? Sealed your dream job in a Queenstown bar yet?
Chiefs will be exposed next time they play the Crusaders
>>66837611
Not op but I live in Queenstown, your observation is spot on.
kia ora, when is the game?
>>66837614
Exposed as the greatest team of all time
Blues will easily beat the Poosaders at Eden Park. Feels good.
>>66837621
I know.
>>66837624
15 bings
>>66837630
>>66837632
Literally poorious
Worst speech ever. They should revoke his 100th cap for that
>>66837624
Tena koe e hoa
Tekau miniti
>>66837624
Tena koto tena koto tena koto tena koto katoa.
10min.
Kia KFC tena ko to CYF katoa te reo hikitia Dole te amu Codies
>>66837698
How long have you Te Reo ?
>that table
>conference meme is still strong
>>66837624
Tahi waiwera whenua kapai tuanuku
Ngah ta whaka ngah ta tua wha Foreshore and seabed proposal taranaki whanau
>>66837709
based quotas
The super rugby conference and playoff system is intrinsically broken.
Todd reminds me of Liam Neeson
>>66837726
just gurantee a playoff berth instead of a home final and it'd be fine imhowyf
>finance ad
>turtles
why?
TIHE MAURI ORA!
Ko Takitimu te waka
Ko Mauao te maunga
Ko Waimarino te awa
Ko Te Arawa te iwi
Ko Ngati Awa te hapū
Ko GOATistic Elitespouter taku ingoa
>Put old person on motor bike
>Put a logo up on the screen
Marketing genius
RAYSIS
Back at it again with the slightly stained moccasins and poorly chosen richfag seats
Score predictions so i can place a cheeky $10 please
Savea is only 103kgs? How long ago were those stats taken?
>>66837804
rebels in a 'close one'
rev up those smiles
>>66837804
22-17 Reblels
>>66837817
Solid shitpost mate
>>66837793
black people are so dumb
>>66837804
Rebels by less than 7
Whole thread and 0 non austrian flags haha
Austrian wankers.
>>66837804
LIVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF A QUALITY MELBOURNE GROUND
Welp that looks safe
>>66837535
a) yes b) dance around the issue? why the fuck would you bring it up? be patient and it will come
>>66837937
HOW MUCH DEW IS THERE
Nice ''''pitch'''' you have there kek
Is this the shittiest turf in the world?
>>66837937
>Man City C have to play a quarterfinal on that on Sunday
Literal sand pit
>>66837937
Australia in charge of doing anything properly ever.
>Destroying the turf right before the gay league game
It's worth the million scrum resets
Will This turn into another Hoffman blunder?
Remember when he told the Sharks last season that time was up and then once they kicked it out was like actually it wasn't lol, waratahs lineout? Or when he confused the painted NRL 20m line for the Union 22m line in the rebels-tahs match?
Hurricanes away gear is a fucking eyesore.
>>66837942
THE AIR IS THICK WITH THE TEARS OF HURRICUNTS
>try reversed as i type
Ok we lost desu
Who here /wishingtheycouldgooutandtrytoripsomegashbuthavenomoney/ ?
Spray some garlic down on the grass.
>that turf
KEK
>>66838008
bottom rofl m8
Melborne did you use fair trade (tm) methods on the pitch? Explain yourselves.
>Savea
Fucking lol that was piss poor, Cuthbert tier.
How the fuck is this pitch considered acceptable? They've had issues with it EVERY match here this year.
It's ogre.
Based Reblels.
>>66838056
Clark said earlier the groundsmen assured them it would be ready before the game
>>66838065
lol
>>66838056
Subtle advantage to the home team as the fleetfooted Abos glide over the sands.
Do the Hurs collectively have the worst haircuts in the comp?
>>66838043
No, we're just a shitty city on a beach that plays footy
>>66838076
Crusaders were looking pretty just.
>>66838081
>3 memers
Welp
BOGAN BEARET
based bogan
>>66838081
Jeff on pooicide watch
>NZ kicking
>>66838117
Nobody even practices kicking here anyway. Too busy scoring tries.
>>66838117
Kicking's for poofs.
>>66838117
>What is a try
HURRIJANE
Jesus, that was good
Why the fuck can't we manage that
>>66838136
>>66838155
>new zealand kicking ability
>>66838159
Well the guy (Woodward) that did that chip kick was your best back in 2014 before we poached him to be fair.
>>66838168
British kicking meme poster on suicide watch
>>66838179
Endgame shitposter on pooicide watch
>Savea
Just got back from the pub watching it with my mates lads, good game from the Crusaders, awesome to see Dagg back in action like that
>>66838172
I felt like our best in 2014 by far was the goat mortlock
Literally an old gray goat
>Jane gets 100 caps at age 33
>Crotty gets 100 caps at age 27
Seriously doesn't feel like Crotty's been around that long at all
BOGAN
O
G
A
N
>le fug le bogan barrett
>>66838254
The league has expanded twice in that time, resulting in more games per year.
>mfw rebels not playing badly but making several shit mistakes
>same as every game - meritable plays mixed with shocking defense
what is this feel. when will we learn.
>mfw late arrival to the thread
>mfw barely making it 20 posts in and being spammed by that troglodyte
Is this literally the best you have to offer from Poo Peeland?
>>66838298
This "pretend nina isn't at least a 9/10" meme isn't gonna take off I'm afraid lad
>>66838298
say that again and i'll quota the shit out of you
>>66838310
if you enjoy fatties then maybe for you, but she is literally a 7/10 at her best.
She's going to be a porker lad, you can see it already
>>66838272
replace rebels with every australian team lad, its our disease
>>66838336
Agreed lad, she's gonna explode.
>>66838337
>implying the tahs and saders are anywhere near this bad
Savea would have scored that in his prime.
>breaking out the fancy footwork
>fans already leaving to get drinks
NOT LIKE THIS
>>66838351
saders? yes lad, who beat the tahs two weeks ago
Jeff on accurately picks the score watch.
I could literally tackle Julian Savea running at full speed
>>66838375
Got to get in before the queues
>>66838351
rebels would have beaten the crusaders team who turned up last week imo. abysmal handling vs the force
>>66838375
They're going out to the carpark lad.
Also, that reminds me. I'm going to Melbourne over Anzac Weekend next week. I might hit up an AFL game. What else do you recommend doing?
>>66838407
go to Cloud Nine
>>66838402
Yeah, the force played very well though. Just a bad game desu
>>66838407
Go hit up a laneway bar and start a conversation with some girls. Bring friends, if you have any that don't bleat. It'll be grand.
why is this allowed?
>>66838351
As a tahs fan we are past that bad
>>66838407
Don't forget to boo the aboriginal players at the AFL game.
>>66838434
Just looked it up, looked like shitty degeneracy.
>>66838460
>laneway bar
Not sure what that is.
>>66838469
Absolutely haram
>>66838488
literally makes me md every single time 2bh
>>66838460
Also, forgot to ask, do you have a spare bed at your house?
>>66838486
loose bitches go there but.
a laneway bar is a bar in a laneway
>>66838529
Loose bitches in Hamilton too, doesn't mean I want to go there. Those chicks look like they've taken too many eccys.
>>66838543
Good looking girls don't exist in NZ though...these girls are mildly attractive, skinnyish and up for it. Charm them with your accent
>>66838568
>Good looking girls don't exist in NZ though
delet this
>>66838568
What did he mean by this?
>>66838506
Yes, but I think you might be more comfortable in the cattle yards at the docklands :^)
In reality I do not believe the missus would approve. Sorry lad.
Laneway bars are usually little holes in the wall with live music, hidden out of the way. Good to go to if you aren't keen on clubbing.
Is it Hurrikins or Hurry-canes lads?
>>66838619
the Hurrs
>>66838614
>muh missus
Lad if you don't want me to stay over, that's fine, just tell me to fuck off. Don't beat around the bush with some bullshit story about having a missus.
>>66838631
like Ben Hur or haaa?
>>66838657
Ben hur.
Like hurr durr
>>66838576
Only kiwi girls I have ever known have been huge sluts.
>one was my best friend's girlfriend, and a friend of mine, who told me I could have her if i promised not to tell him
>later accused him of hitting her
>other kiwi chick was actually nice but just slept around a lot
although
>one chick who was an archeology major
>qt3.14 who played vidya and wasn't bad at it
>got really excited about fossils I found
>went to study at Cambridge in the UK and never spoke to her again
bad feelings :( think I loved her desu
havent loved anyone since or before haha
Lets talk about the game thats over instead, my heart hurts
>>66838646
Well, don't know what to say to that, i was bein truthful lad
Cheetahs or sun gods?
new thread plox
