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Saturday Game 1 (EST)
>12:30
Indiana Pacers @ Toronto Raptors
>3:30
Houston Rockets @ Golden State Warriors
>7
Boston Celtics @ Atlanta Hawks
>10:30
Dallas Mavericks @ Oklahoma City Thunder
Sunday Game 1 (EST)
>3
Detroit Pistons @ Cleveland Cavaliers
>5:30
Charlotte Hornets @ Miami Heat
>8
Memphis Grizzlies @ San Antonio Spurs
>10:30
Portland Trailblazers @ Los Angeles Clippers
I haven't watched basketball all year. Are the Raptors legit or are the going to get beat by Indiana
>50 shots
Once a ballhog always a ballhog
>>66828545
>1st round
Warriors
Blazers
Thunder
Spurs
Pistons
Celtics
Hornets
Raptors
>2nd round
Warriors
Thunder
Pistons
Hornets
>3rd round
Thunder
Pistons
>Finals
Thunder
>>66828600
unbelieveably bad. they might win one game in double OT against indiana
Played like shit in the gym today bros. I feel like shit but at the same time my motivation to play ball has never been higher. Like Kobe, never stop shooting in the game of life /nba/. We can make it.
>>66828600
they're legit and they smoked Indiana in the regular season. of course, they are the Raptors. there is no reason the believe that despite the odds being way in their favor, they will actually succeed. better to expect the worst and be pleasantly surprised if they make a deep run
Warriors
Clippers
Spurs
Thunder
Cavs
Pacers
Celtics
Heat
Warriors
Spurs
Cavs
Heat
Warriors
Cavs
Warriors
>tfw drunk magic fan watching the 30 for 30
kill me bros
>>66828545
This is happening, Cap it
Who else is going to Walmart tomorrow to cop a pair of SHAQs?
>>66831739
Yep, this is mine too.
>>66832778
Is this a meme or are they actually good?
Reminder that you have 0 knowledge on basketball if you pick the Portland Trailblazers
Leave Cleveland to us. It's time for our revenge on Lebron for all the times he beat us in the playoffs after our title in 04.
PISTONS IN 7.
sup /nba/
>>66832816
It's a meme. They're all boys sneakers with only one or two mens, and they're shitty zip ups.
>>66832884
Swagfag detected.
Enjoy your 6000$ Yeezys while I ball out in brand new SHAQs.
>>66832778
>not balling out in space boots
>Orlando """"""""""fans""""""""""
>>66832816
is this forced meme finally catching on?
>>66832941
no it's still just 1 avatarfag
>>66832822
this just isn't true Canada. Clippers prove every year why they dont succeed in the post season. Tell me whats different about this team compared to years past.
Has Jordan figured out a way to be on the court in the final 5 minutes?
Has their front court figured out how to rebound?
Has CP3 stopped flopping around like a bitch and pissing off officials?
>>66832983
no theres a few of us now. I'm the original and now it's been Hinkied to the next level.
Damn Penny salty as f** k.He said Kobe's rings were supposed to be his and he was mad as hell when Shaq won and that he's never been OK with that.
>>66833092
Need an NBA edit of this
>>66832822
Not that it matters. Whoever wins that series is just going to get raped in the next round.
That 30 for 30 was basically telling OKC fans like, this could be you, this is the worst case scenario.
>>66833114
He should be since Kobe and him were the same thing.
We would be celebrating Hardaway's 60 point retirement game instead of Kobe's if Shaw stayed with the Magic.
>>66828631
Delusional
>>66833138
>implying this isnt what's happening
the 2012 Finals was awhile ago anon.
Anyone remember this commerical?
I still have the silver ones, wear them occasionally, paid like $120 for them...think I was in 7th grade and I had to work all summer for them
>>66833114
Yeah, because that was their relationship in the Magic. It's like seeing your best friend leave you and become best friends with a guy that looks like you and acts like you.
Plus Shaq carried Kobe and any good guard could have been carried by Shaq, so why no Penny who was legit about to be a superstar before the injuries he wouldn't have gotten if Shaq stayed.
Even Shaq regrets it and thinks he should have stayed. So it's not salt, just regrets and disappointments.
CLUTCH CITY MEMES ONLY
>>66833175
>forgets commerical
here senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oiMEaTjtr8
>>66828631
I want to habeeb...
>>66833169
But Magic lasted for years.
It's been like 8 years now for the Thunder and the Thunder have done better than the Magic.
>>66833195
>Thunder have done better than the Magic.
>>66833114
>>66833180
what could have been. we would have been talking bout GOATenny instead of GOATbe
Life is funny indeed
>>66833131
>mfw da burrs win da superb owl
>>66833148
>Penny and Kobe were the same player
>mfw Kobe did what Penny couldn't do and that's help Shaq win a ring at only 21 years old
>first round
cavs
raptors
heat
celtics
warriors
spurs
thunder
trailblazers
>semifinals
cavs
heat
warriors
spurs
>Conference finals
heat
warriors
>finals
wariors in a 4 game sweep
>>66833195
>2013 L in Semifinals
>2014 L in West Finals
>2015 did not make playoffs
you were saying?
>>66833235
>Miami fan
>doesn't have his team winning it all
>yfw Boston memes on the Cavs
Man, I wish I could make that pick.
>Thunder have done better than the Magic.
>>66833244
I am a homer but not delusional. even if the spurs beat the warriors that will still be a 5 game sweep at most
trade when?
>>66833195
Four years*
>>66833206
>>66833243
>Magic
>One Finals appearance and only 4 playoff appearances before Shaq left
>Thunder
>One Finals appearance and 5 playoff appearances
>>66833044
saved
is this OC?
>>66833304
Didn't add this year's playoffs, so Thunder 6.
>>66833263
http://strawpoll.me/7375726
>>66833263
>Toronto
No
>>66833278
I didn't meant the entire history. Just the 4 years with Shaq.
GS
LAC
OKC
SAS
CLE
BOS
MIA
TOR
GS
OKC
CLE
MIA
OKC
MIA
MIA
CAP IT
r8 my picks lads
>>66833289
nobody needs that skill-set, you're stuck with him
WE CAN'T LOSE
WE CAN'T LOSE
WE CAN'T LOSE
>>66828600
Just look at last year and you have your answer
>>66833357
Not bad
I think Boston and Miami can both beat the Cavs
>>66833357
>Celtics getting that far
Delusion
>>66833312
hot off the press my friend, it's all yours
>>66833357
Nice
>>66833374
If they beat the Cavs its a easy trip to the Finals since they would play the Raptors in the ECF.
>>66833412
>boston manlets
>>66833357
>predicting or even wanting a Raps/Celts ECF
End your life
What first round matchup is everyone looking forward too?
GS
S.A.
GS
GS
GS
GS
GS
GS
GS
S.A.
GS
GS
GS
>>66833444
>implying the Cavs won't crumble before our eyes against Boston
>implying Miami can beat the Raptors
Maybe if Miami had Bosh I would've picked them but they don't. Wade and Whiteside isn't enough to beat the Raps
>>66833468
raptors shitting on paul george. After that pistons cavs should be neat
>>66833472
stfu
>>66833468
Boston/Atlanta
Raptors/Pacers
I'm gunna be literally laughing my ass off if Raps get bounced in the 1st round again
>>66833477
>raptors
>not choking
come on men its like you dont know the raptors history.
>>66833468
I guess besides the heats its celtics vs hawks.
WE OUTCHEA
REAL DARK HORSES RESPECT REAL DARK HORSES
>>66833526
I GOT A REALLY BIG TEAM
AND THEY NEED SOME REALLY BIG RINGS
>Point Guard
>Less than 10 assists
Pick one
>>66833582
Another reason why Westbrook is better than Choke Paul. Thanks for pointing it out bro.
>>66833572
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHIN
>>66833608
Delet this
So is Hinkie going to get a job at some point?
i hope someones screencapping all these fucks, particularly the tripfags, who are saying raptors wont make it past indiana. they will anally rape indiana. maybe they lose to miami or cleveland, but not indiana. keep the bait coming, cant wait to drink your salty tears, /nba/
>>66833608
CLIPANADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>66833629
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
>>66833687
(You) (You) (You)
>>66833647
/nba/ keeps being wrong at everything and pretty much dug their own graves by thinking the PACERS will beat the Raptors this fucking season.
They have no one to blame but themselves when the OVO uprising takes over /nba/ after the first fucking round.
>>66833582
elite
>>66833713
Harry, stop it. Your pattern is clear.
>>66833680
>When coaches son embarrasses himself and the whole team on national TV and coach gotta act extra tough on him to show he isn't playing favorite but lowkey coach tucks him in that night and tells him he loves him and he'll always be daddy's little baby
Who /FirstRoundExit/ here?
My name is Steph Curry, and I am a certified G, and a bonafied MVP. And you can't teach that!
And this right here, this is Andrew Bogut, and he's 7 foot tall, and you can't teach that!
And this right here, this is Ayesha, and she's hot as hell, and you can't teach that!
BADA BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM!
>>66832825
What a shitstorm that would be if the Cavs were knocked out in the first round. What if Miami caught fire and won it all? LeBron would look like the dumbest motherfucker ever.
Finish the sentences
Steph Curry is a...
Kobe was the greatest ... Ever
Curryfags real identity is ...
>>66833744
Damn, that sounds too real. I can see this happening.
>>66833782
>chucker
>chucker
>charles barkley
>>66833782
Steph Curry is a great shooter
Kobe was the greatest mamba Ever
Curryfags real identity is ayy81fag, hahahahafag, anti-Lebron copypastafag
>>66833680
>Blake Griffin had 34/15 but Austin was handling the ball
>>66833782
Steph Curry is a... incredible shooter
Kobe was the greatest player of the modern game not named Michael Jordan ... Ever
>>66833782
>meme
>laker
>i don't care
EVERYONE REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A FALSEFLAG.
GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
GO
>>66833758
Not the raptors
>>66833468
Heat/Celtics, Rockets/Warriors, Clips/Brazzers, Cleveland/Pistons
>>66832822
>picking chris paul in the playoffs
its like youre asking for sadness
>Chasing History™ BTFO by Kobe
hahahahahaha
>>66833884
Its heat hornets
Celts are facing the cawks
>>66833874
>LITERALLY ANY TEAM THINKS THEY CAN BEAT THIS MAN
SAY HI TO THE MVP, CHAMPION, FINALS MVP AND GOAT /NBA/ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66833915
Its Chasing 73™ presented by Adam silver.
>>66833915
kobe will only retire once
GSW can get 73 wins some other time. Perhaps even get 74.
>>66833874
My name is Harry, my mom has never told me she loves me mostly because she doesn't know English
>>66833915
Kobe's last game was legendary, the warrior's last game was just them at home beating up on a team who's best player was Matt Barnes... in terms of individual games of course Kobe's was more impressive. But in terms of history the warriors this season will be remembered much longer than kobe ever will.
5 kobes vs 5 currys
who wins?
>>66834094
The chucker
>>66834094
Kobes
>>66832740
Link to fill one of these out??
>>66834094
Kobes all day long and it's not even close. Steph trying to set moving screens for himself will never work.
>>66834113
https://www.ms.paint
>>66834167
That one was obviously a web-generated one, which is what I'm looking for
>>66832740
>implying miami won't lose to charlotte
>>66833770
HOW YOU SHOOTIN
Two white cups and I got that drink
Could be purple, it could be pink
Depending on how you mix that shit
Money to be got, and Imma get that shit
>>66834239
why do rap lyrics sound so stupid when you read them?
So Portland in 6, right?
PLOFFS TOMORROW LADS
>>66834317
it's on Saturday
>>66834342
I'm from the future you dumbass
reminder to fill out the official /nba/ playoffs bracket.
all others are void and won't be counted as valid
>>66834353
whats your favorite future+drake song?
>>66834342
Today's Friday
East coast, past 12 etc...
>>66834400
are you from the future too?
>>66834378
HERCA HERCULES
HURCA HERCULES
>>66834300
sounds about right
>>66834618
lol carroll would shit on him
>>66834618
noted and saved into the database
>clips vs raps would shut down /nba/
literally
>>66834658
Raptors simply making it into the finals would shut down /sp/
>>66834702
Neither does Chris Paul
what would be the memeist final?
cavs/thunder?
>>66834549
I can't wait for bill Murray to die.
>>66834756
heat vs rockets
>>66834756
Celtics/Clippers
It's like a discount Celtics/Lakers!
>>66834756
if the warriors lose /sp/'s post bantz might make it onto espn
>>66832740
I can agree with this
>>66834843
we would have to make a politically correct /nba/ meme in order to make it to E!SPN
>>66834860
A shookening part 6, Sony and Steph Curry might do it
>tfw hear all these things about moving screens
>tfw laugh because Timmy has been doing cheeky screens for a while now
this one for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FaPc-1wcCM
was the 30 for 30 good? i just got home
>>66834933
that's a KG type screen, illegal and dirty but not dangerous
Draymond is tackling people on the court and the NBA is ignoring it, that's bullshit
>>66834992
Breddy gud just to see Shaq feel remorse for how his career went. + buddy moments with Penny
Reminder that the Pistons are literally /sp/'s team
How do you like the Sixers new logo, senpai?
>>66835074
nah not after you became an insufferable faggot
was thinking of having a trip fag category
>>66835186
/nba/ vs tripfags
>>66835186
>Raptors 3
kek
>>66835074
Which Pistons?
The Bad Boys should definitely be /sp/'s official team. A team full of trolls.
>>66828545
Go Grizzlies.
ill laugh if the grizz stomp out the Spurts
>>66835330
>average age: 35 years
lifes a bitch then ya die....
>>66834190
I took a screenshot of the wikipedia one and used paint.
>>66835378
tell me about it
What do you think of my first thought predictions, /sp/?
t. Sixers fan who could care less as long as the Casv don't win
>There is absolutely nothing we can do about this
>>66835516
we can laugh
>>66835506
>>66834618
>>66833652
>>66833526
>>66833357
>>66833263
>>66828631
>Craptors winning a series
>>66835378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEwSfbE9IXc
How would barkley react if the rockets upset the warriors
>>66835526
>le first round curse meem
>Canada sucks soooo much at basketball amirite guiz!!1 XD
Run along kiddo grown ups are talking.
btw I find it cute that you need to reply to ALL of those posts. Someone sounds threatened.
>>66835537
anyone who thinks Eminem is netter than nas is just plain retarded
The buddha monk's in your trunk, turn the bass up
>>66835596
Yo is this bully ball anon?
>>66835585
>saved
hornets over raptors? seriously? lol
>>66835521
Dare I say top 10 of all time?
>>66835615
nope im dlofag
>>66835537
Eminem is an edgy memelord
>>66835628
saved lebron do you really drive a kia?
>>66833379
wow that's some impressive OC there bruh
>Be #2 seed
>Game is at 9am on the West Coast
>>66833697
(You)
>>66835689
Nobody outside of Toronto and Indy gives a shit about those two teams. A traditional first round bust vs. a fly-over.
>>66835689
Disrespect because it's a Canadian team. No one in the US knows about the Raptors.
Shit teams still get more primetime games instead of the Raptors because of TV ratings
>>66835689
the sooner we 1-0 and /nba/ gets btfo
>>66835749
I can already tell you're a Pelicans fan
>>66835585
thats exactly what i'm going with
>>66835780
based Ameribro
>>66835759
>No one in the US knows about the Raptors
we know them as a homo-erotic Drake worshiping circle-jerk. You guys got blown the fuck out last year by a team that didn't even make the post-season this year. You talked a ton of shit then totally disappeared when your team was exposed as chokers. It has nothing to do with where you're from. It has everything to do with your faggot fan-base.
>>66835806
And you're a Phoenix Suns fan
>>66835781
Pels are shit, I didn't even know they had fans
>>66835806
I think you take /nba/ memes a little too seriously there buddy.
Timeslots are based on TV ratings
>>66835806
>last year
nigga your insecurity is showing. get of the Raptors dick all they need to do is get passed the first round and you're completely BTFO
i pity you for the hate that envelops you life
>>66835806
Keep cryin bitch nigga
Pic related, steal of the draft you wish your dumb team drafted lmao
rbl literally cannot lose after what Kobe did his last game. i can see lowry putting up 45 just on the Kobe adrenalin alone
Most Seasons played for a single NBA Franchise: 20
Most All-Star Game MVP awards won, career: 4 (tied with Bob Pettit)
Most All-Star Game field goals made, career: 115
Most offensive rebounds in an All-Star Game: 10
Most All-NBA Total Selections won, career: 16
>>66835869
/nba/ thought rbl dominance was done for...raptors bout to show them why they in the broship...
>>66832822
I feel like this (Clips being in a situation of needing a game winner against them) + the game where they lost by like 20 to them this season proves that it should be a competitive series more than anything
>>66835821
drake shit isn't contained to spee, that faggotry is part of the raptors image
>>66835833
>all they need to do is get passed the first round
you act like this is easy for a team with shit success in the post season.
>>66835843
the burden of proof is on you maplefags. As of today your teams post-season rep is pure shit so until you actually do something, anything really, you should probably keep your mouths shut and save your country the embarrassment.
>>66835907
you forgot:
most women raped in Denver while on a road trip
>>66835921
only the Heat stand in the way of a Raps v Cavs ECF
>>66835950
>being this butthurt at /nba/ memes
You will get BTFO in a week. Just sit the fuck down. The adults are discussing sports here.
>>66835950
>post-season rep
>>66835968
>>being this butthurt at /nba/ memes
I didn't know that the Raps getting swept out of the first round last year was an /nba/ meme, I thought that was a real world thing that every basketball fan around the world saw.
>The adults are discussing sports here.
>posts picture of Drake
are you 12?
>>66836007
reddit: the post
bait harder faggot i've seen better acts
>>66836007
Hi Tristan
>>66835950
>burden of proof
Hmmmm sure smells like reddit in here
>>66836021
>reddit: the post
I wouldn't know but since you're the expert
>bait harder faggot i've seen better acts
wasn't even baiting just pointing out a few realities. The fact you feel baited enough to respond says much more about your mental stability then you're probably ready to address.
>niggas getting shook because its their last week to make first round exit meemz
Lol
YA..it would be just like Kobe to say....I miss the game, I just wanted to come back for 10 days and give his team a boost in the playoffs next year
you now remember Mo Williams
>>66834772
The fuck is wrong with you canada
Go Blazers.
>>66835186
What's up with those bottom 4? They don't have the seeds or the teams right.
>>66836218
anons started making picks b4 seeding was finalized, doesn't really matter in the final outcome
nice autism tho
>mfw banned for Kobe's last game
>didn't get to shit post
>mfw he doesn't think the Lakers will make the play-offs next season.
>he roots for the celticucks
>doesn't think we have cap-space
>mfw we got the kobe moneyz now
>he doesn't think the raptors will make it out of the first round
literally kys right now.
>>66835907
>most field goals missed: 14481
>>66836272
cap space isn't going to help when no one wants to play for you anyway
>>66835907
>All-Star Game Achievements
>>66836290
>youngest to reach 33,000 points
>3rd leading scorer All-Time
your point?
>>66836272
/nba/ literally shit itself over Kobe dropping 60. Haven't seen them this mad in a while. Kobe btfo Lebron and the Warriors got crowned the best team ever. All in one night!.../nba/ didn't take it well at all
>>66836303
>who is Durant
educate yourself on the shantytown of OKC and how no one wants to live in a flyover state
>>66836333
If Durant leaves he's going to a contender. He wants rings and he isn't going to get that with D'Snitchelo and a T-rex with down syndrome
>>66836303
>no one wants to play for you anyway
LOL, nigel eternally ass hurt ahha..hope you have teeth left by next season cause you're going to be eating your words senpaitachi. Someone is going to want to be the Lakers next "guy"...you really think we are going to go a whole summer without getting one big name? think again...
>>66836350
Did you not watch the 30 for 30 today about Shaq and the Orlando Magic?
It's literally happening in OKC right now and the Lakers are the place to be for Durant.
>>66836366
Durant is the only big name that's going to be a free agent and there's no way he goes to the Lakers this off-season
>>66836350
holy fuck please hate the Lakers more!
/nba/ has literally never been right! EVER!
so how many titles will DLO and Bully win? 3? 5? 9?
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHHAA
>>66836396
The Lakers were eyeing DeRozan since the season started.
>>66836411
Derozan is 100% going back to cali
>>66836398
more than 0
hahaha since /nba/ has never been right that means they're going to get 0
fukin ownd get in the bin
>playoffs start one day
>entire thread is about Kobe and the Lakers
ctrl-f
kobe-34
lebron -5
>>66836445
>last digit in my post is how many ships the lakers big 3 get..
EAT IT NIGEL!
>up at 12am ctrl-f'ing results of names
>>66836459
>only 9
>>66836459
>only 9
at least 12 senpai
>tfw Kobe's last game finally finished downloading
>tfw get to see the second half that I missed
oh boy oh boy
>>66836534
im 15 min away from delicious 4k
feels incoming
The pistons will take two games and scare the East for next year
>>66835121
wew lad why so mad
need a wallpaper?
perhaps a phone screen lock background?
>>66836570
absolutely based
>>66836570
saved
>people making March Madness-style NBA Playoff brackets
Yo, time to kill yourselves
>>66836546
>tfw no 4k tv/monitor to watch Kobr ride off into the sunset and be able to see his wife's hard nipples from the sideline
this is the worst feel ever
>>66836595
sup lebron bandwagoneer
>>66836570
whats the purple vagina on the bottom? pretty fucking gay
>>66836600
lol i'm easily the biggest lebron hater on the planet
>>66836600
lol i'm easily the biggest lebron hater on the planet
>>66836600
lol i'm easily the biggest lebron hater on the planet
God Flea's anthem was such shit
>>66836601
im glad you liked it senpaitachi, you're lucky im going to be dropping hot OC for a little while longer...here have another wall paper, it's from the KO-BE-O line..
>>66836640
>seeing Kobe try to listen to it and get in the zone
>fucking unrecognizable
why flea
>>66836665
was he going for Hendrix? because he came off as a that drunk uncle at open mic night
>>66836675
Flea basically is a drunk uncle at this point in his life
>37 year old Kobe
>Outscored the entire league in his farewell game
/nba/ wasn't ready for all that, no wonder /nba/ is so fucking pissed, Kobe BTFO /nba/ one last time
you can literally feel the bern
>>66836675
had to have been. fucking poser. you shouldn't do that shit at a sports event anyway, it's supposed to be about the USA
Westbrook looks like the lost member of Onyx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4
Just my opinion.
>>66836712
I always thought he looked like a Ninja Turtle
>>66836640
>he doesn't America
honestly though that was pretty rough for the most part. There were a few spots that sounded good and people were feeling it but overall that was below average.
>>66836715
im color blind couldn't tell
>>66836660
Damn those logos go well together
>yfw the Rockets beat the Warriors in the first round of the playoffs
>>66836712
Kobe literally stole Brandy from Fredro
>>66836723
should have got brandy to do it desu
>>66836774
>New Zealand getting in on it
heres a rare Blake for your efforts
>>66836774
>>66836824
great posts
>>66836814
>you'll never take brandy to the prom
>>66836829
>mfw a Cleveland fan starts talking about a championship
i can just imagine the stupid look on /nba/'s face when kobe hit this shot! you knew you were Eternally BTFO at that point
/NBA/ WOULD LITERALLY QUIT LIFE IF THIS HAPPENED.
INTRODUCING YOUR 2016-2017 LOS ANGELES LAKERS!
>>66836887
>the league of illegal screens
nba is a joke
Man, what the fuck....seriously, someone tell me where these has-been/never-was Kobe haters came from and why they waited until his retirement to come out talkin' mad shit. Only one I know who hated on Kobe consistently for years is Smush Parker; all the rest just came outta nowhere like some damn roaches when the kitchen light get turned off
>>66836887
haha Kobe broshipped the NBA fuck out hahahahah
>>66836939
i can't even tell who those players are? pics are really bad
screencap this
durant literally is going to ruin the party, beat the warriors and spurs and then ultimately fold against lebron like he has been forever doing
>if the Miami Heat don't make it to the second round
Who the fuck is ready for JURASSIC PARK????
WE
THE
NORTH
>>66837018
>then fucking hits the OPEN MARKET
buckle up kids, you think you know shitposting? you dont know shitposting. its going to be The Decisin MK II
>>66837039
you mean after the Raptors beat the Heat
>Kobe retires
>all the Lakers "fans" are now Clops "fans"
>>66837047
that used to be kobe's picture...how times have changed on /nba/.
god the mods are so fucking gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIXXwNzzvEM
>>66837189
>hibbeast pushed the ref
based
>>66837047
>WE
>THE
>NORTH
>>66828545
Critique my picks
>that collapse of the 2014 pacers
>>66837323
i like it
>>66837364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJEyz5Q2ulM
>>66837438
Kek
Hecklers are my favorite part of professional sports to be honest
>>66837438
lmao i remember that series, the hawks were going into the playoffs under .500 and lost like 3 of the last 5. that team was probably the weakest first seed in the last decade
>>66837473
>Hecklers are my favorite part of professional sports to be honest
you now remember Carlos Boozer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71FDHllDIjA
>>66837438
>>66837364
one of the strangest collapse in sports. they were en route to winning 60 games and then out of nowhere they just started playing like shit personified. paul george apparently got a stripper pregnant while dating doc rivers daughter, roy hibbert apparently started fucking one of his girls or something and then he got fucking robbed.
just a strange season that second half was for them
>>66837497
There's nothing funnier than watching a middle aged man with a beer belly yell until he's red in the face at a multi million dollar athlete with a crowd of thousands of people hearing the whole thing. It's also a rare happening which makes it fun
>>66837568
>HEY DIAZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5zWGJoOAm4
>>66837568
>mental illness
fun
>>66837597
It's not me so who cares?
Why shouldn't obscenely paid athletes get roasted when they fuck up? Will they get their little feelings hurt?
>>66837620
>It's not me so who cares?
i doubt it
>>66837568
>shitposting IRL
>fun
Holy fuck, I just realized something.
What is the actual possibility of the Cavs becoming the buffalo bills of the NBA?
4 straight championships in a row, and 4 straight losses? Would Lebron even continue after the 3rd loss? With the east as weak as it is, it really is Clevelands championship to make 4 times in a row, and with the west domination, even if the GSW don't make it for year 3 and 4, some other west team would easily show lebron up?
>>66837732
cavs will never be as successful
>>66837714
Yeah, you pretty much summed it up perfectly
OK which of this four guys is us, /nba/? I'm debating the autistic guy who stands up or the beautiful guy who fist pumps
>>66837898
What looks to be a mentally handicapped kid doing some dance alone in the toprighthand side of the webm would be the person who is /nba/.
>>66837898
me on the right
anyone got a torrent to the time warner broadcast of kobe's last game?
>>66837311
They say """""""we""""""" as in Canada, not just toronto
3:46, Lakers down 9
I'm still amazed they won, this Jazz team was really trying to win
what does /nba/ think will be the top 5 of the draft?
man... Who would've thought future wood be the famous one off racks?
>tfw wake up and still no chubby gf
>tfw won't ever blow loud listening to the 10 minutes long racks remix with my bros ever again
>>66838732
>no chubby gf
is diz guud or bad niws?
>>66833758
not me ;)
>>66834259
DJ Khaled a shit
>>66833758
Im afraid Celtics belong in this group...
>>66838803
Good news, because when Americans say "chubby" they mean "obese".
Now that Kobe is gone, it's time for this Laker anon to move on
I'd like to thank the following anons:
>Canadian John Wall guy
>American Westbrook/Kobe/Bledsoe guy
>Baskets spammer guy
>SPC OG
>Gowiz for his gf's nudes (I fapped thrice)
I'm sure I'm missing someone, but it was a good run
>>66835596
no one rates Eminem btw
fuck all value ffs
>>66838953
I have an issue here Hans. You see I've always been into borderline skinny girls.
But I had the best sex with a land whale. It's been years since then, but I'm still thinking of giving her a phone call. Best bjs ever.
What do you think?
>>66839054
Well, the pussy game being ridiculous makes up for a lot of flaws, so sure, why not?
>>66837732
> eat as weak as it is.
can we require that people actually watch basketball before they post here? Some sort of quiz would do but what would be the questions?
>>66839082
PMed here
waiting
What 30 for 30 episodes should I start with?
>>66839110
biggie vs tupac
>>66839110
Reggie miller vs the new york knicks, then maybe we can conjure up enough meme magic to cuck the raptors in the first round again
who will be thbe biggest busts of this draft?
>Bender
>Ellenson
>Korkmaz
>Skal
>Thon Maker
>>66839547
Bender has potential (kinda like a softer Porzingis)
But he is shit
>>66839547
Interesting question, IMO Bender gets hate bcs he has not played in the NCAA... What does the Juice think of him?
Thon Maker is a big prospect only in fans minds, draft simulations have him very low.
Can't say much about the rest until I see at what place they' ll be drafted.
Los Angeles Clippers OR Portland Trail Blazers????
Who /early bird/ here?
>>66839584
>has potential
>is shit
im confused now... i know he is not much of a player now- most agree he is too soft and frail- but a shit player with potential...
have you watched him play?
>>66839593
Thon is drafted low mostly because he wasn't supposed to be in the draft until recently.
Nobody knows much about him
>>66839547
Someone is going to buy into the potential meme with Skal and waste a top 10 pick on him, so he'll get the bust of the draft award.
>>66839616
Of course, every week.
He's not a good player now, doesn't play D and generally soft.
But he's very tall and shoots well, so he definitely has potential
TRUST THE PROCESS
>>66839617
He's also low because he's dumb as hell on and off the court but people think:
>muh athlete
>>66839642
Only acceptable result.
>>66839633
Skal is not going top 10, more like 11-20, which is still too high desu
>>66839600
clips
>>66837018
>implying this isn't what I'm praying for.
>>66839617
Thon has made some noise for more than a year now thx to YouTube vids and has received attention from teams and draft experts. The consensus is that he looks much better than he actually is.
desu senpai when it comes to draft I mostly trust the experts; they have much better quality of info.
>>66839638
ah OK. Being soft is not a great sign, but he is one prospect most of our fans consider for the Brooklyn pick. Could be a nice fit if he adapts to the NBA levels of competition.
Btw, Maccabi is not doing very well in the Euroleague this year is it? (im not rly following)
>>66839733
>falling for the Porzingers meme
>falling for the 'next Dirk' meme
>drafting a white boy with a top 5 pick
>>66839733
Maccabi got knocked out from the Euroleague group stage the first time ever, then got knocked out of the Eurocup.
One of the worst seasons ever, at least we still have the league to win
>>66839754
>Porzingis
>Dirk
>still thinks whites cant play bball
and the cherry on the pie you are a Pilipino ffs. How many centers do you have in your country senpai :P
>>66839784
we have Andre Blacked
>>66839784
>he doesn't know
>>66839773
out of the Eurocup too?
ouch...
Maccabi used to be top6 in Europe for like 20 years...
>>66839803
Nobody really cared about it though, the Euroleague was much more shocking
We won the Euroleague two years ago
>>66839711
experts are not on the thon maker hype train, they were huge proponents of him going to the NCAA because they know he is aloof as fuck on and off the court. the guy is dumb as rocks and they think he needs structure before this cultural blast that will be the NBA to him.
Anyone want me to run some game simulations on NBA2K?
>>66839799
>>66839802
actually, i rly like pilipino bball; Tropang TNT and Jayson Castro
I play with pilipinos here all the time and love their team play
but I have to admit the //white boy// slightly triggered me
>>66839784
>still thinks whites cant play bball
>Greek reading comprehension
>>66839822
yep, I agree
>>66837014
Derozan, Clarkson, D'angelo, Randle, Ingram, Thon Maker?, KD, IT4, ?
I'm horrible with faces though so.
>>66839828
they're playing right now lol, watching them go with a smallball lineup right now and chucking threes is incredible
>>66839868
gl sepai
>>66839868
>Pinoy memeball
>>66839842
misread your post, sorry Greek bro
>>66839824
I haven't seen a proper simulation of the 40-1 at home Celtics vs. the 40-1 at home Spurs yet. Would be worthwhile in my opinion.
>>66839895
why do you give so many passes?
it's insane :P
>>66839922
Alright,who gets the home court advantage? Or should I just simulate 2 games instead?
Scott brooks
>>66839613
I wake up at 430 everyday senpai it's the way to be
>>66840242
I'll never understand morning people
I can't fall asleep till like 1 most nights
>>66840242
>430
that's the time i get up at in the afternoon
>>66840249
desu
that's one of the main reasons I started watching nba
>>66840229
May be a coach for the Wizards or Kings.
missed my 9 am class lads. looks like not graduating this year
Wish there was a clear copy of this logo. It's way too grainy.
I don't know how to vector images on inkscape or anything like that. Does anyone here know how? I want to make some dank memes but I want it to look clean and crisp.
>people actually it won't be just another cavs/warriors final
c'mon fellas. We all know the truth
>>66840229
Thibs Thibs Thibs
>>66840293
I guess it makes sense for you all
I just can't do it. I hate waking up in the morning
>>66840305
Tbh hope he comes here
>>66840402
Nooooo
>>66840418
Honestly, I don't mind either coach coming to the Wiz, I just prefer Thibs cuz of the discipline
>>66840434
Yeah I guess thibs wouldn't be that bad, both would be an upgrade over Wittman I just like brooks because of the slim chance of kd Hahaha also he coached in a finals
>>66840460
Thibs won a ring with the Celtics as an Assistant Coach in '08
But the chance of getting KD with Brooks is too good to pass up
Either way, an elite coach is coming to DC
>>66840487
Yup they also got tons of cap space. I hope they don't waste it on like all horford or Whiteside. I just don't know who else is worth it. I doubt derozen is leaving
>>66840373
Couldn't fuck with the text, it always came out unclean and I don't have the font.
Have fun Canadians.
>>66840692
Transparent
Nba racist against ching chongs?
https://youtu.be/KvaM0pMj-8o
lebron going back to cleveland has killed off any competition
I'm getting pissed off by both people going HURR MUH BAD EFFICIENCY and KOBE SCORED 60!1111 (in basically an exhibition game) when it was painfully obvious Kobe was gunning for the 50 FGA record and everything was secondary.
>>66834094
Curry will pass it to another open curry once the doubles come. You could send 3 Curry's at the Kobe with the ball and he's not passing it. If he does, that other Kobe will wait until another triple team before chucking up a shot
How does this make you feel?
NBA owners just approved ads on jerseys
>>66841228
Sad
>>66841236
great we /divegrass/ now
>>66841236
im ok with this
>>66840079
Two games would probably be fairer.
>>66841236
Does that mean less aired commericals?
>>66833915
didn't he just score those 60 by shooting a fuck ton and missing most of them
obviously his team was just going to keep giving him the ball, tbqh he looked like shit when I was watching
>>66841271
lol
>>66841366
>he didnt watch that magical 4th quarter
FOH
Steph Curry
>>66841236
Raptors jerseys better advertise ovo shit
>>66841412
They'll advertised bagged milk and you'll like it
>>66841426
all milk is bagged dumbass thats like saying advertise a boxed tv
>>66841236
>Kobr retired
>adds on jerseys
>league is spamming memeshots and an increasing rate every season
I think I have finally outgrown basketball. This semen slurping sport isn't for me anymore.
>>66841236
Jews did this
>>66841253
not that bad yet. just a little patch for now
>>66841488
>implying slippery slope is a fallacy
>implying the owners won't vote to increase the add space any season they want
>>66841502
thats why i said yet and for now
JOIN THE OFFICIAL /NBA/ BRACKET CHALLENGE
http://nbabracketology.com/group/view/6426
http://nbabracketology.com/group/view/6426
http://nbabracketology.com/group/view/6426
http://nbabracketology.com/group/view/6426
PASSWORD = fuckcurry
>>66839547
>yfw some team falls for the Thon meme and drafts him in the first round
The only time I visit this general is during the playoffs.
The rest of the time it's shit, really.
>>66839206
>hour of people from Indiana stereotyping New Yorkers
>one person compares Indiana to the Holy Land and NYC to Sodom
>every Bill Benner interview
As a Pacer's fan, that documentary pissed me off with how obnoxious the Indiana interviewees were.
>ads on jerseys
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB GREEDY NIGGER SPORT
LET'S GO ATLANTA COCA COLAS!
>>66841396
When will the Warriors sign Taylor Swift?
Another championship is guaranteed if they do
are warriorfags still buttmad that kobe upstaged their record?
OVO Jerseys incoming
RBL WHERE WE AT????
Does /nba/ like Isaiah Rashad
>We can pay to put an RBL patch on jerseys now
QUICK
HOW MUCH MONEY DOES IT TAKE TO GET AD SPACE ON THESE JERSEYS???
Is it true that Danny Ainge has fleeced so many teams that nobody wants to trade with the Celtics any more?
I want to congratulate Jason Collins, the first openly gay NBA player!
>>66841535
>http://nbabracketology.com/group/view/6426
>"This is a private group. Only the group creator can send invitations"
>>66842078
thanks brazil
>>66842077
lel no. Only the Nets got screwed because the owner wanted to win now. Late first rounders and second rounders are nothing to talk about. I would rather have my team's GM do a deal with Ainge instead of Ujiri. Ujiri has some GM magic.
>>66842090
just gotta create an account and go to that page with your made bracket
>>66842095
You're welcome Canada!
>>66842110
yep, Nets thought they would be so good that the picks would be of little value.
>>66842073
>yfw /nba/ buys out the Lakers and makes them wear RBL uniforms
In a way, Amaechi did it first (2007), but he wasn't active.
>>66841535
Joined ;^)
Is Hawks vs. Celtics gonna go 7 games?
Seems pretty game close.
>>66842277
Hawks in 6 Im calling it now
>>66842277
hawks in 6 prolly. celtics have no experience
>>66842310
>>66842330
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>hawks
>win
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66842756
>Celtshits
A question for Solomon: how difficult is Hebrew?
The duo course will soon be available...
>>66843093
pretty shitty OC
What ads do you think will appear on each team's jerseys?
spurs will probably be HEB and whataburger
>>66843132
Delete this
Is this the dead sport general ja ?
>>66841535
don't click on this it's a confirmed virus!!!!!!! reddit already flagged it as such.
>>66843162
you just saw someone talking about Hebrew and assumed it was dead
>>66843149
why would i? i invented QBP
>>66843148
toronto is gonna be rogers or bell hunnid percent
>>66843188
fuck off faggot
>>66843148
I'd love the C's to go for Guinness or Murphy's but I doubt it sedu
Atlanta Coca Cola is a must tho
>>66842756
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>celtics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>winning against the hawks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in the playoffs anytime soon
>>66843188
can confirm it made my anti-virus go bonkers. good luck to those who signed up
Does some team reach on Thon Maker with a top-5 pick? If so, which team?
>>66843205
You better fucking DELETE THIS
>>66843249
why would i? i invented most of the best memes on /nba/
>The NBA announced Friday that the board of governors has approved a three-year pilot program to allow teams to sell a corporate logo on their jerseys.
>Teams can now start pitching companies on buying a 2.5-by-2.5-inch space as the NBA becomes the first of the four major U.S. sports leagues to put ads on regular game-day jerseys.
>>66843247
>Thon Maker
>top5
i rly doubt it senpai
if there is any draft site that has him in the top 10 id like to take a look
>>66843276
no you didn't
Ree
If I had an angry pepe I'd post it
is cj miles healthy enough to play tomorrow?
>>66843247
nobody, not even close to being top 5.
>>66843188
/g/ here. something funny with that website. im still checking it out but id avoid it
>>66841236
this is extremely dangerous and reckless. but I do love fig newtons
>>66843292
get mad all you want non-playoff boi, but i first coined the phrase qbp broship and that screencap proves it.
have a great qbp day since i started it
>cuckhoop
What's it like being a minor league with ads?
>>66843352
QBP CIVIL WAR
Thunder need to bench Waiters for the playoffs if they want any chance to beat the Spurs
in fact, he could even sabotage the Mavs series.
>>66843360
delusional if you think its not gonna be all 4 leagues that start doing it after this
>>66843379
who would they replace with him? man that bench is one of the worst i've ever seen.
>>66843188
damn! i used my work computer and now i'm getting a pop up asking for 100 dollars to unlock my computer. thanks /nba/ im pretty sure ill lose my job now over trying to fill out a bracket
canada say something funny
>>66843396
canada is always saying something funny
>>66843377
avoid the subject all you want but im the originator. pretty sure you checked the archives and found im the first one to suggest a qbp broship
enjoy
>>66843412
you should know best, you always get BTFO by them
>>66843380
>being the cucks that gave in first
The nba knows you'll just bend over and take it. The other 3 knew their fans would revolt
>>66841939
Based OC
>>66843412
>funny
You mean retarded
>>66843389
Singler
Foye
Payne
Huestis
the bench isn't even that bad. Kanter is a great scorer and if you put decent perimeter defenders in front of him he's not as much of a liability. Singler is a good defender, Huestis is a good defender and Foye is a competent defender. All Waiters accomplishes when he is in the game is letting his man blow by him, stopping the ball and jacking up awful shots.
that gif was a perfect example of how Waiters plays, instead of seeing the defense collapse and firing it back out to Kanter he jacks up a horrible shot while surrounded by 3 defenders.
>>66843417
You better delete the dang posts
Why you telling lies
>>66843431
That's right, they are always blowing me :)
>>66843448
how many times can Gopiss get BTFO before he should just leave?
>>66843451
leave your mom out of this
>>66843456
it's just sad now senpai
canada will soon have to make new bread
Are they, dare I say, a championship team?
>celtics 3-0 against the heat
>have the same record as the heat
>get a higher seed than the heat
>>66843505
you are really sad
>>66843534
>determining 3 or 4-way ties with h2h
why are people so retarded that they don't understand why you can't do this?
>>66843505
canada delivers as always
>>66843536
He seems like he's in a good mood to me.
wew kobe
kobe
wew
499
500
>>66835186
i have the trip fag category right here
![Mo_Williams_Cavs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q7sH8dh.jpg "Mo Williams Cavs[1]")
