CAPITALS VS FLYERS - RND 1, GAME 1
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Let the memeing begin, gentlemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMPQi3W1vk
stream here
>DC in charge of knowing the correct notes to the national fucking anthem
Not even surprised t b h
Who /neutral/ here? Going with the caps because a coin told me to
That is the worst rendition of the national anthem I've ever heard
>>66827763
I can't stand either team but I hate the Caps more so go Philly
who /USA/ here?
LET'S GO FLYERS
Predict the score
4-2 Flyers
>>66827724
LET'S GO FLYERS!!!
Don't blow it Mason
>>66827744
>>66827744
>>66827744
>>66827744
>>66827744
MAKE SURE TO REPORT ALL STREAMS
Fucking Peter Bondra is gonna light these phillyniggers up
Surely this is the year they don't disappoint...right fellow capsbros?
>>66827801
9-0 Capitals
Might as well give em the series after this game
>>66827809
Whatever you say reddit
Gostisbehere made it through his first shift alive
LETS GO FLYERS
AAAAYYYY LADS
>>66827821
You have to go back.
who /wawa/ here
>>66827795
Everyone in the playoffs
GET CRUSHED
>>66827764
So you didn't hear Flea last night? You lucky sonofabitch
GO CAPS
how many players are going to die in this series with Wilson and Gudas playing?
Lel Gagner's first career playoff game
Olli Jokinen tier
Nice move Jakub
>>66827844
Turkey hill iced tea
None of that Bosenberg bullshit
Why do the Flyers have 'Emergency Medical Service' on their shoulders? Are they planning on injuries?
Thank you based Holtby, now just get the PK
Jesus gostbear looked slow as shit
>>66827912
Why does Cuckada not have any teams in the playoffs?
Ghost looked dead tired lol
based Williams PK'ing like a champ
>cant into blueline
ghost sustains a career ending injury
check em
Mase is on the case
TYBM
>>66827980
Fuck you family
checkem
>>66827937
HE'S NERVOUS, HAHAHAHA
>>66827980
No Cuckadian teams make the playoffs in the next 10 years
Check um
>multicultural scotiabank ads
>>66827980
That's not how you do it anon. Let me show you.
This is some high flying action, KHL shit
Was that Messier shilling a streaming service
Mark Streit sucks dick at hockey
>>66828025
he's been awful since his dick fell off
>>66828021
Welcome to the future.
Kuz comin for that conn smythe
>>66828009
>watching CBC instead of NBCsports
It's like you hate yourself
Is there a stream? I can't handle these homer Caps announcers.
>>66828046
It's free OTA here in Detroit. Also fuck NBC.
>>66828046
checking those dubs
>>66827992
>>66828005
>>66828012
nice try
penalty for being too mean
Cousins flattened omg
These refs
>BROOKS OR-SHIT
>capenalties
flyersfag here desu that wasn't a penalty on Orpik
>>66828048
See the first reply in the thread. >>66827744
PP goal incoming; Giroux from Ghost and Voracek
>refs
Fuckin' A
>>66828092
it was the equivalent of the "you hit the receiver too hard" penalty in the NFL
>not letting them tackle the shit out of each other
I thought this was playoff hockey.
>>66827844
My nigga.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
IT'S A POWERPLAY GOAL
>>66828109
>rags
Caps got this
>>66828109
fucking rangers always with the help
>>66828084
Your sex life
>rags
Reply to this post with +1 if you agree with me
Holy fucking homer caps announcers
>>66828156
+1
>>66828156
+1 (One)
good pressure caps
>>66828156
retweeted
>>66828009
It's WM/?F
Don't know if f or the advisor is black or Indian.
>>66828138
Pretty good tbqh
>>66828156
+1 to (you)
Caps finna get away with rape tonight
>>66828156
upvoted ;^)
>>66828109
Thought LA would have been worse.
>all these cameras
Can't wait for more offside call reviews
>>66828183
>>66828191
>>66828196
>>66828219
>>66828226
>>66828236
>>66828257
Keep em coming boys
>rags
Reply to this post with *upvote* if you want the >rags to lose this series against the glorious Penguins
>>66827790
why would anyone hate the Caps?
good clean hockey
Caps are a fucking old team
>>66828287
Is there a scenario in which both teams can lose? What can I do to make that happen?
>caps havent scored yet
btfo tbqh
>>66828295
>Ovechkin
>good clean hockey
top fucking lel
Philthadelphia fags are fucking scum though so go craps
>>66828305
terrorist attack
I know that fuck Richards is gonna score the game 7 OT winner
>>66828287
upvote
>>66828287
>rags
Literally from Philly here, ask me anything
>ovechkin
>>66828319
on what planet is Ovie a dirty player?
>>66828328
>implying it goes to 7
I know it's the caps, but still
>>66828345
how does it feel to be a faggot?
Gudas is pretty based. Wish he was still a bolt tbqh
>THE CITY OF ORPIK
>>66828317
Get the fuck out, Canada. Dont you have your own team to root for in the playoffs?
>>66828305
What team do you like?
are you fucking kidding me
>it's an Orpik implodes in the playoffs episode
>>66828345
Can you go to the comcast headquarters and murder everyone for me?
>>66828360
Sorry, I'm not voting for Bernie.
>Orpik
What a fucking loser.
>ORKEK
Jesus fuck can we sit Orpik
at least this year the crapitals are being called for their goonery
>>66828345
did villanova count as a championship for the city
PENULTTTTTTTY
>refpuck in the playoffs
haha cool
>>66828384
/pol/ pls go
>>66828328
?
>not picking Justin Williams in game 7 OT
Post yfw >craps
get btfo by philly
>Orshit
>rags
Reply to this post with >rags if you agree with me
>tummy full of french fries and burgers
>some green stuff to enhance my viewing experience
>a cool pleasant evening, spring storms rolling over the valley
>dogs all sleeping on the porch
/yfmoc/ is life
>>66828394
They had a big ass parade in Center City, so I guess so.
>>66828345
How is your wife's son doing?
REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K
>>66828394
It was a championship for the 49 states that are not NC
>it's a refs swallow their whistles for everyone but the caps in the playoffs episode
>orpik
>>66828409
>rags
>>66828382
IDDQD
IDKFA
IDCLIPPING
I'm ready anon
>>66828319
i dont think Ovi has a rep for being dirty. physical, yes. dirty, no
I still havent heard any good reasons to hate the Caps?
>>66828444
Nice trips
>>66828382
I know a few people who have worked for comcast. They've actually said that the people there are pretty nice, just really greedy.
>>66828345
I was 10-years old when I saw Dawn of the Dead the first time and that shit takes place in Philadelphia and it sticked with me. Been a Philly guy since NHL98 came out.
There still zombies in there?
>>66828373
>Finland doesnt even have a team
>>66828466
nice dubs
>>66828481
>sticked
>>66828481
>it sticked with me
we can tell you're from Philly
>>66828469
The Internet/TV service is actually stellar, rock fucking solid and never goes down. The customer service reps and installers on the other hand are incredibly fucking stupid though.
>>66828447
IDCLIP*
It's like you never played DOOM, nekru
flyers """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""power play"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
kek
>>66828402
>>>/reddit/
>>66828502
>>66828498
STUCK. It's 2:42am.
>>66828519
I dont take shit from Canadian cucks
>>66828491
nice Stamkos
>rags
Reply to this post with "reddit pls go" if you agree with me
>>66828527
just kidding its a /tv/ meme
>just catched the movie Groundhog Day
>>66828506
I've always used IDCLIPPING in Doom 2.
If it was just IDCLIP this whole time.....
>>66828544
nice doobs, eh
>sorry
>>66828553
>just catched
Another one from Philly, or same poster?
This a comfy game
>>66828555
You may have spent several hours of your life needlessly punching P I N G into the Doom console
it's ok
I used to play FF
we all make mistake ;_;
>>66828481
There are a bunch of soulless half dead people walking.around
>>66828574
Gross
>>66828574
I have never been more disgusted in my life.
>>66828574
that's fucking disgusting
>craps used a mid 1st round pick on a 4th line goon
>>66828574
>Filthadelphian cuisine
When does the draft usually happen?
>Someone calls your number speaking Arabic
What?
>"I'm sorry I got the wrong number" in a very black sounding accent
Detroit things...
Kuzy will score the first goal
Wasn't expecting the flyers to look this good out of the gate tbqh
Flyers in 6
What's everyone drinking tonight? Report in.
Coors Light here.
I'm on a budget :(
>>66828645
It's made at a bistro in Arlington (right outside DC)
>>66828354
>>66828455
constantly charges and leaves his feet, targets the head. you're retarded if you think ovie isn't dirty.
>>66828696
>look this good
>0-3 power plays in first period
>>66828699
just got a 12 pack of mellow yellow from target
HAHA TIME FOR BASED GRAPES
>>66828699
Screwdrivers with absolut
great now we gotta listen to this geriatric faggot.
>>66828635
>teuvo
>hertl
>määttä
>pearson
>>66828555
I'm sorry bro, the pain and embarrasment shall pass.
>>66828696
>gifted three power plays
>no goals
>>66828699
Pbr
>Canadian communities facing suicide crises
lol I know it sucks not to have any teams in the playoffs but you don't have to take it that far
>>66828699
alexander keith's
>>66828719
Has he had a stroke?
>>66828735
Please anon, I'm trying to enjoy my bologna cake. Don't post disgusting things
>>66828716
based grapes calling out the philly dyvers
>>66828707
this literally doesn't happen, you just have an axe to grind and never watch the caps
Pretty boring first period. Hopefully the refs let them play from now on.
>>66828699
>coors light
What is it with you americans with light beer? Even better, how do you even get drunk with it? Is it the cheapest beer or why would you drink something that could be made with a sodastream
Based Grapes telling it like it is
>>66828699
Run out of Kraken so Bacardi rum for now
>>66828775
If you drink heavy beer party ends early
You drink light beer, party lasts forever
That and heavy beer gives mad farts the next day
>>66828736
Deez goude bantz.
>>66828775
Not him but I only drink light beer when I'm broke. Or when I want to get drunk fast and not feel full
>>66828775
it all goes back to Prohibition Era America and the corrupt ass shitty "beer" companies that moved in afterward
it's over now, there's a craft beer place in every city in America now, we fixed it
>I actually like to homebrew IPA's
>>66828736
>communities
Pretty sure it's just one shit hole in Northern Ontario. Too many aboriginals trying to raise kids on booze and half-fasted traditions.
>>66828775
In America getting shitfaced means buying a sixpack of light beer
>>66828805
its physically impossible for me to get drunk off of light beer
>>66828805
kek man I thought 13 year old weren't allowed to post on 4chan.
Alzheimers hitting Don hard
>>66828836
>I actually like to homebrew IPA's
stop doing that retard it makes you look like a retard. stop typing like a retard.
>>66828851
You're not drinking it fast enough or you need to see a doctor for your liver.
>>66828872
>I actually do brew beer at home
>and I like IPA's
You're a retard, retard
>>66828836
>it's over now, there's a craft beer place in every city in America now, we fixed it
no its not. the wide majority of normies still drink budweiser and retarded shit, and everyone is inundated for ads for these companies because they control the market
>>66828805
>heavy beer
Beer can hardly ever be called "heavy". I think you need to stop drinking it like water if you running into problems with digestion.
>>66828886
why did you greentext it for no reason you stupid fucking fat faggot
>>66828841
In Europe getting shitfaced means letting refugees into your country to shit on your face.
>I don't like Bud Light
>race mixing commercial
CANADA YES
>>66828909
>apparently I'm fat now, too
retard
>cucknadian commercial pushing interracial marriage
yep, nothing new here
>>66828841
This. I had two american classmates in exchange and they would drink the lightest of the lightest beers and get messed up after six of them.
When liquor and proper beer stepped in and smoke, they became either retards, obnoxious semirapist-dudebros or vegetables.
>>66828919
you've always been fat you dumb cunt
I only drink Yuengling since I'm not a filthy poorfag.
>>66828911
Light beer sucks nerd
>>66828923
>>66828916
>not watching NBCsports
Enjoy Cuckdeau and his propaganda
I'm confused- Sportsnet is switching away from this game when Isles-Panthers starts?
>>66828923
>>66828868
>>66828841
>>66828803
How many ES have you had?
Why didn't you go to bed early, then get up early to watch SJ-LA?
>>66828936
>one the most accessible beers in the USA
>not a poor fag
Top joax
>>66828803
Get a job Binland
>>66828951
NBC has a hard on for Canadian announcers though, they seem to go for guys that worked for TSN. If I never had to listen to Pierre again I would be super happy
>>66828964
Sportsnet is. CBC is keeping it.
>>66828964
If you're watching on CBC it won't switch away.
>>66828841
Enjoy your poisoned liver
>>66828966
Because I am procrastinating my thesis, tomorrow is going to suck but I need to see muh flyers
>>66828936
You only drink Yuengling because you have absolute shit taste
>>66828966
I usually go to sleep at 6AM and wake up at 3PM. Such is the NEET life :D
>>66828979
this is why we sent him there.
>>66829036
Do Finnish NEETs still get sauna time?
>>66829009
Here energy drinks say don't consume more than one a day.
In Finland I guess they can't say after how many it will become dangerous, because it will become the preferred manner of suicide.
>mfw have to watch shitty CNBC match in lo-def
Jesus, how could this many people have gotten up at intermission?
>ghostbear
>59 posters
So who do you niggers support
>inb4 kuzy died and Caps are done
>>66829079
that lite beer goes right through you
>and there's always a line for the pisser
rip Kuznetsovs balls
>>66829079
concourse has the Isles-Panthers game on
Why are they playing Becky Lynch's theme?
>>66828046
Know that bitch, bitch
>>66829095
Capssss
lmao at Winnik's face, looked like caveman
>>66829095
Flyers
>>66829095
flyers
NBCSN is caps feed?
>>66829095
Flyers
>>66829095
Caps ofc
>>66829095
based bolts
>>66829095
America
>>66829095
Flyers
>this airhorn attention whore faggot
KYS
>>66829095
Caps
>>66829095
Wings
>>66829095
flyersflyersflyers
Ovi is the Kobe of the NHL
Except without the titles
>>66829095
CAPS
A
P
S
Every finnish caps fan here was a blackhawks fan during last playoffs, just sayin
>>66829180
MY MAN!!
>>66829138
Flylels
>>66829095
Wings. But caps for this game
>>66829171
>mfw it's trotz on the bench
>>66829195
the NBA likes Kobe
>>66829095
Flyers and the commonwealth of pa passed medical marijuana finally
Thank you based Wolf
>>66829223
Nah, I hate reddithawks, been a Caps fan since 2005.
>>66829095
Flyers
>commemorative Stan Lee Cup rings(TM)
>showcases Montreal Cantnadiens
JUST
>>66829223
Nah I remember there was a Finnish bro in all the caps threads last year
>>66829115
I see you, /WWE/
>>66829241
NBA protects it's rapists
>>66829292
Is there anything as retarded as wrasslin?
>>66829358
Everything you like
>>66829303
>who is Kane
>>66829358
People who 'discuss' wrasslin on the internet.
>>66829303
Kobe = Kane.
Kobe even embraced his hairloss way before Phil Spector-Kane jr. Both have rings. Both have issues with women. Both are niggers but different colored. It checks out.
>>66829374
Calm down Vince
i didnt even realize simmonds was playing
>>66829393
Is McMeme going to become Curry then?
guys how do I set my flair to the Caps
What would be your go to bantz if you played in the NHL?
H Street Bullies.jpg
>>66829385
Fucking /asp/ies
>>66829434
>rags
>>66829434
i would call all the Canadian guys hosers
>>66829414
It's propably someone crossbreed. Kobe is white and black, Laine is white and glorious mongol yellow.
McMeme is Les Bias
>>66829440
/wooo/ is far worse.
>>66829434
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>this 5 year old Backstrom commercial
>>66829440
If it wasn't for /sp/ I wouldn't even know wrestling still existed
Great day when those tards got the boot
>>66829475
*Curry
>>66828116
Got my free coffee today
Haven't really been following hockey this year, how are the chances looking for Canadian teams to end their cup drought?
>>66829358
I'd like to see you take a Stone Cold Stunner and call it retarded
>>66829248
>Based Wolf
If that fuck head wasn't in office it'd be passed already and our budget wouldn't be fucked
>>66829527
Non existent
Ovechgoon
>>66828046
Listen to the radio and mute the stream
>couturier ded
well
>>66829527
Not bad, at this rate a couple of them might make the playoffs in 2025
>>66829520
Me too. Got a french vanilla cappucino for the hell of it.
>>66829536
Stone cold have any knees left?
Yes wrestling is fake and retarded
>>66829580
What a faggy drink
>Go for the charge
>Get called
>Don't even get the hit out of it
White is trash tbqh
>white literally jumping into orlov
POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE
Caps goal incoming
>>66829605
Not a wrassle fan here, but it's still pretty cool how Triple H brings a real sledgehammer into the ring and pretends to hit people with it.
>>66829638
He got benched not too long ago for being a goon. I'd be surprised if he's on the Flyers this time next year.
>>66829669
Sounds super hardcore brah
>>66829669
please stop
>>66829669
>a game of make believe is "cool"
if you say so, mijo
It's like I'm watching the Hawks/Blues last night except not as exciting.
Lets go Finnadelphia
>>66829651
Loose Cannon
Jesus this is only game one and I feel like I've seen enough hockey. So hard to keep track of this fucking puck.
>>66829651
Currently trying Great Lakes Eliot Ness amber lager. Pretty tasty senpai
fug woke up late :D
how's the been so far?
>it's a scoreless draw episode
>Air horn
I-I-I did it again, guys!! It's momentum time!!
>>66829627
You're a faggy drink
WOULD
NOT
GO
fuck, caps had some great chances
kuznetsov looks like a real gamer, skating hard, blocking shots
>>66829721
>late
it's fucking 3 at night in finland senpai
If Coots is out flyers in trouble
>>66829721
Typical playoff game 1
>>66829651
go prep
The memeing has already begun
Shades of Habs-Caps from 2010
>>66829767
>agave
>grapefruit
so not for people taking MAOI's
>>66829752
Why are you awake, Rangers game is tomorrow Norbro
BTFO
SCARRRRRR
Finally some action here lol
>>66829775
Refpuck
That didn't take long.
meme goal
>that siren
>>66829752
late for puck drop
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
C
A
P
S
CAPS
CAPS
CAPS
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BACKY
WITH THE TIP
>>66829651
>tfw no Wisconsin team to cheer for
SCCCCAAAARRRR
>>66829733
I'm a DC local, and the guy who owns the air horn is a season ticket holder and has been at every single game. The organization recognizes him too, they put him in a local season ticket commercial. So he's not just being a tool; at this point he's part of the home game atmosphere
>>66829796
you "technically" should be consuming alcohol then
>Playing Manning instead of Medvedev
Nice job Hakstol you fuck
>>66829832
Refpuck goal
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>the city of philly
>>66829850
>New Glarus
I just got back from WI Dells last week. Great beer, I have a variety pack of it in my fridge
how long until philly starts chimping out on the ice?
>>66829867
>should not be
whatever, MOM!!!
gonna be funny when philly wins this series
>>66829858
renew your red senpai
>>66829881
The Dells are just...insane
Tackiest place imaginable
>>66829858
Oh he's a tool
>>66829858
>shitposting irl has actual benefits
what are we doing here then
>>66829872
>delay of game
>refpuck
U memeing?
>>66829858
>but it's totally cool because he inconveniences everyone around him for attention at EVERY home game
>>66829796
too say nothing of all this cheese and aged meat i'm pounding
>>66829902
Yeah I know, it's like Ocean City MD just walked accross the country to the midwest. It's tacky but I stayed at a resort and just drank and swam for a week straight for my vacation. It was what the doctor ordered
>>66829881
They make some good beers, its too bad they're sold exclusively in Wisconsin
>>66829902
You should see the Dells in the winter when none of the parks are open, it's depressing as fuck. That being said, Noah's Ark is pretty fun
>>66829890
simmonds already started on kuzy
>>66829858
So he attention whores every game? And the team recognized it giving him even more attention? I hope he gets fucking axe murdered.
Post your favourite chocolate bars
holtby looking really good out there better have emery glare at him and brandish his glock
>>66829937
that pp was a gift
>>66829976
elder god tier desu
>>66829960
I did...I was there in February to ski. It's like 28 days later
>>66829980
Holtby doesn't look that good
Flyers look like shit
>>66829996
Whats in it?
>Cryers
If you're not drinking heavily and awaiting the worst, you're not a real Caps fan. I'm not even 21 and I'm drunk as fuck at a bar in Anacostia.
If coots is out for the series, >we're done.
>>66829996
We have one like it here its called mr big
its my second fav
>>66830068
>anacostia
confirmed blacked
>>66830068
>Anacostia's population is 92% African-American, 5% Non-Hispanic White, and 3% other
>>66830068
Dave stop
>>66830068
nice underage drinking brother, good post
>>66830068
>mfw forgot you have to be 21 to drink legally in burgerland
>>66829605
>WHAT?
what's wrong with Liam McHugh's lips?
>>66827763
Semi-neutral here.
Stars fan and i wouldn't mind seeing the caps in the finals if we can get that far.
>>66830083
Canadian chocolate is dank af family, I could fuck up some aero bars and coffee crisps
>>66830035
Flyers shouldn't even be in the playoffs
Caps struggling isnt a good Sign for them not choking
>>66830073
That hit looked really bad, but of course it's the Caps so they'll allow it
Coots couldn't even move his arm ._.
>>66830073
I'm guessing collarbone.
https://twitter.com/SonsofPenn/status/720773781933965312
That was also charging by Ovie.
>>66830101
>>66830111
It's where the shitty bars are. I took the metro.
>>66830119
Wrestling is fake and stupid
Oiled up figs grabbing each other's junk isn't a sport
>>66830136
>>66828109
>le caps get away with everything! meme
>>66829973
He's actually a really chill guy. I've met him at a bar after a game one time and he had the horn with him. Also he's been going to games since the 90's. I've gone to at least one caps game every year since 2004 and he's always there leading the crowd in chants. He's just a really huge fan
>>66830136
Atleast >our star is having an impact on the series :^) Giroux ain't done shit so far
>>66830068
Just push the truth away for now, we'll all feel like shit when they inexplicably collapse anyways, might as well enjoy it while we can
>>66830166
its where the shitty everything is senpai
>>66830179
>getting worked this hard
>>66830130
Coffee crisp is amazing af
Mint areo is too
>>66830194
>chants
FIGHTTTT ANNDDDDD WIIIIIINNNNN
<Blows Horn>
>tfw wanna fraternize and commiserate with DMV Caps bro's
>can't into hockey
>>66830212
Kinder surprise is supreme
>>66830201
And when I get kicked out like I just did, there are five other places with the game on that I can try on the same street. Vet it?
>>66830179
Wrestling benefits from being fake. You won't enjoy it if you watch it expecting it to be real. It's like watching any other TV show.
>all the cautious flyer hope that they can upset the caps
>2nd center gets BTFO collarbone in the first game
hahaha
>>66830136
>Caps will get away with it
>pic related
Fucking kill yourself retard
>>66830194
>responding to filthy fans
Anon you're better than this
>>66830204
I'm actually a huge WWE fan
Those guys have hardly any body fat and they work really Really hard
>>66830255
It's a TV show that's been running too long and jumped the shark looooooooong ago though.
>>66830196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHLkk2gV3C4
As a Wings fan, I will forever think of this when people talk about the Caps blowing it.
>he thinks wrestling isn't real
>>66830251
cool, make sure you don't get shot or stabbed
>>66830279
>I'm actually a huge WWE fan
400 or 500 pounds?
>>66830282
Don't you like the outfits?
The intro music only getd better as time goes on
>>66830243
>kinder surprise is dangerous
>guns arent
wew
>>66830284
Fuck man, why
>>66830195
what the fuck has ovie done?
>>66830284
>the old blue black & gold that the wizards & Caps wore
I hope that color scheme never makes a comeback
>>66830338
About 300
I'm 5-10 so you really can't tell
>>66830338
350 actually but thanks for reminding me
>>66830338
Or hat has some pretty good bantz
>>66830339
It's the storylines that have become shit. Poor writing.
>>66830370
LOL. Keep telling yourself that 300 at 5'10 is fat as hell. Are you shitting me?
>>66830352
where's coots?
>>66830352
Dubs and Ovie gets a cuntcussion and crirs
>>66830370
I'm sure you can. 5'10 is still short. A fat manlet, you didn't win anything in the genetic jackpot.
>>66830388
It's mostly muscle
People say I look like a linebacker
>>66830385
Gotra watch that Lucha Underground
>>66830419
dubs and you can fuck right off buddy :^)
>>66830343
>kinder surprise violates an American food law older than the product itself and the company refuses to alter its product to accommodate the law out of sheer laziness and a lack of desire to expand into the market
> better make it a gun control issue barometer lel
You're embarrassing our foliage.
>>66830352
He took out >our shutdown guy with an illegal hit.
>>66830388
My mom is sitting here with me watching the game and she says I don't look fat.
>>66830428
What do you use for simple syrup?
Dubs and ovi is concussed
>>66830419
Fuck you, dubs and Ovi score a hat trick at least 3 times this series
>>66830406
>>66830419
3 games left for Gudas to pick his next victim :^)
>>66830433
Luke Keuchly is 6'3, 238 lbs.
Sorry m8, you're a really fat fuck.
>>66830472
Make my own
1 part sugar 1 part water
It's that simple
Dont you guys cook? Or is ordering and eating junkfood so much cheaper?
>>66830472
Simple syrup is super easy to make, anon
>>66830487
I'm 275 and 5'11 and a half and I only have 8% body fat
>>66830484
>targeting anyone
>with Wilson on the roster
how'd that work out for the islanders :^)
>>66830442
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Ball
We've had an imitation product before, I've even had it in the 90s myself. I saw Kinder Surprise when I was over in a Dollarama in Windsor last month but no interest in it. Maybe next time I'll try smuggling one over the border.
>>66830530
Holy shit your fat lmao, I'm your height and 130
>>66830487
I guess I'm more like a Vonta Leech then
People always say that I'm fucking huge
>>66830532
>implying gudas wouldnt fuck his little twink asshole
the man is like a neanderthal
>Philly can't count
shock
jesus christ flyers are you fucking high
>>66830551
Your too skinny
The wind won't blow me over
>>66830564
this. Gudas kills people
>>66830530
>8% BF
>5'11
>275
Go to bed anon, you have school tomorrow
>>66830575
>The wind won't blow me
Neither will girls.
>>66830517
It's not the playoffs without a shit load of food you shouldn't be eating
>>66830530
>5 '11 manlet
>>66830575
I'm sorry if my thin privilege triggered you
>>66830564
>>66830590
>implying Wilson doesn't have four inches on him
manlets lol
>>66830612
Girls don't want skinny guys that look like women
Sorru
Gotta get some gainz
>>66830517
There's just a lot of overweight as fuck people in here. I concluded that you guys eat a lot of shit because it's so cheap, hence te obesity.
Also the lack of exercising and sports
desu only watching this because one half of the NHL on ESPN crew is calling it. Where the fuck is gary thorne at?
>>66830646
Keep telling yourself that, fatty
>>66830646
>>66830612
>>66830575
>>66830551
Take it to >>>/fit/ or better yet >>>/r9k/ you useless fucking faggots
>>66830614
>implying a few inches matter
gudas is an animal
>>66830661
He calls O's games now. Such a waste on such a boring sport
let's do it one more time bb
>>66830661
Orioles are playing brah
>>66830646
if you're almost 300 pounds at 5'11, you're either morbidly obese or look like a man made of balloons
> itt: faggots arguing over a few inches
>ywn UNLEASH THE FURY with that caps tripfag who used to post in 2009-10 again
i've been here too long
>>66830675
when will you learn
What more would you expect from philly
>>66830684
that's a shame, he made the games 100x more exciting.
>>66830704
Muscles weigh more than fat dummy
Read a book Mohammed
>>66830704
People think I'm a fucking NFL player
That's how much of a boss I am
Enjoy breaking your arm trying to pick up a gallon of milk lmao
>>66830717
I'm just happy at least one of phillies teams made it to the playoffs in their season
>>66830730
You're not gonna live past 40 fat buddy
>>66830730
Learn how to read Tyreese
>either morbidly obese OR look like a balloonman
What channel is this cucked faggotry on?
>>66830748
Don't cry anon at least you got rid of Kelly
>all these penulties
>>66830782
NBCSN/CBC
>>66830782
NBCSN
>>66830782
CSN ;)
>>66830782
nbcsn
>>66830747
>compensating this much for being a manlet
Do you drive a Hummer too?
>>66830760
nigger u dumb
>>66830747
teach me the secret to your gains wizardry. I'm making such slow gains, maybe only 8-9 lbs lean/year.
>>66830774
You dummies are too easy to trigger
I'm actually 6 ft and only 250
>tfw that's fat in your malnutritished poor cucked nation
>>66830747
>NFL
more like
Nigger
Faggot
Lesbian
>>66830814
Stfu Abdul I bet you can't even afford a car lmao
I've eaten an entire side of bacon on more than one occasion
This thread is terrible.
>>66830837
You just missed the janitor applications buddy, sorry.
>>66830871
>My life is terrible.
FTFY family
>>66830814
>yfw kane drives a yellow hummer
buddy works at the Trump and Kane's always coming in drunk, being a dick to the staff
>>66830871
no best coast posters
>>66830837
Gotta eat big to get big bruh
And lift really fucking heavy don't pussy out and do lightweight shit
>>66830863
Your mom sitting on the couch there with you watching the game, kiddo?
the flyers are all gay
>schenn jumping two feet in the air
lol
>>66830865
>I've eaten an entire side of bacon on more than one occasion
I don't even know what this means, nor do I want to
>caps in charge of scoring
>>66830840
Are yous making it good in community schools but do you read good
Do you fuck cousins billy bob
My god, typing like you made me connect telepathically with a trailer park
>>66830892
>Cuckadian
No playoffs
>>66830889
My life is actually pretty good. I watch sports, eat junk food, and jack off all day. Pretty soon that's all gonna change though, then I'll get to bitching about it like everyone else.
>>66830908
Lol, this fucking tool.
>>66830928
Thanks for responding dipshit. No one cares.
>>66830934
Took one shitty troll to derail the thread. Fuck.
Looks like the pongs are going to win the east.
Sickening.
>>66830916
Of course you don't, pork is haram
Now get to bed you don't want to miss morning prayer
>>66830966
Sorry your week is ruined, nerd.
CHIMPOUT
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>>66830871
>this shit actually happened on US soil
we suck omg
>>66830985
Talking about the delusional gainz fatty
>no fights in playoffs, they said
Fuckin lel, had to be Simmons chimping out
How is Simmonds so good at fighting when he's listed at 183?
>>66830919
You dummies respond to bait
This is bait dummy
Your shouldn't have got uhh to the game because you lose everything in traffic so go to Costco for traffic time is bigtime
>>66830963
Nobody cares about the vast majority of the replies talking about their height, how much bacon they eat, and how they need to alter their lifestyles in order to attract female attention either. This is a shit thread and both my reply and the post I am replying to are unnecessary garbage. Bask in the glow of my autism.
wilson got bitched like a girl
LOOK, A FIGHT! NOW YOU STUPID FAGGOTS CAN STOP ARGUING ABOUT HOW FAT YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET
Rough ass riders mayne
so fighting in hockey is still a thing huh?
>>66830614
AHAHAHA WILSON JUST GOT #KEKED BY THE BBC
Can someone explain the point of Wilson to me? Casual fan here. He can't skate or score and he just lost a fight. What does he actually do?
Banana peel when?!
Wayne train!
Simmer won that.
Post athletes you want to suffer career ending injuries
Ah come on Wilson that was weak
>>66831004
Did Wislon just get TKO'd lads?
>>66831012
negro fightan magic
>>66830972
You're confusing us with Sweden
Also,
>tries to /pol/post
>is ONLY 63% white
lelmao why the salt
>>66830999
Trump/Busey 2016
You cannot stop it cuck
>>66831012
he has literal chicken legs but strong torso with long arm
I wish these announcers had hardcore philly/delco accents
>>66831031
Simmonds is now in the box; he's their best playah
>>66831031
The hope is that he develops. In fairness, he has career highs in scoring this year. And he has fought a lot less, he's more of a pest.
>>66831029
>simmonds for wilson
>implying >we didnt win that fight
kek
>>66831031
He's good at head hunting. He's tall enough that he can get away with hitting the head.
Simmonds is the flyers best player. Can't be acting like a goon.
>>66831031
he beats up pussies who can't fight and serves penalties so useful players don't have to
he also got philly's best goal scorer off the ice which is why most teams have goons to do the rough stuff
>>66831031
He just turned a 5 min major into a 5 on 5 by starting that fight.
Even though he lost the fight, he still won. Master tactician, Simmonds duped like a retard.
>Simmonds gets a roughing minor when both guys agree to fight
Some kikery going on here
>>66831065
black people don't have calves
they're meme muscles
>>66831073
>le tap-in negro
>best player
>>66831031
Agitator, goads players into taking stupid penalties. Also wins fights too sometimes
>>66831025
Yes, problem?
Damn even as a caps fan I have to admit Simmonds got fucked over there
>>66831090
Caps playing dirty
Ovi will be.knocked out by the end of this series
Dubs wills it
>>66831114
He got the roughing before the fight, that was the reason for the fight
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOSTMEME KEKED BY THE REF
TYBR
>ghost to the box
gg caps
holy shit the refpuck is off the fucking charts lads
>>66831025
Depends on the team initiating it
Pretty serious refpuck going on
>>66831133
wait til the flyers drop a few games it'll be full on cossack crippling time
>>66830934
Stfu I bet you don't even lift
>>66831054
Good one, Chang al-Helsinkini
>its a refpuck episode
Ghost is toast
Mason must be sick of doing these PKs
>>66831133
>Implying the flyers have any player strong enough to hurt Ovi
Tip-top kek
>>66831133
>schenn leaping all over the ice
>>66831133
Oveckekin concussion inbound
>>66831148
>>66831154
No refpuck, babbies. Caps just mindgamed the Flyers into throwing away the game.
>>66831133
Not if these dubs have anything to say
>>66831178
>thinking it would be anything less with steve "better believe that's a penalty" kozari on the ice
>>66831133
>>66831199
>implying the russian machine breaks
>>66831133
Witnessed, thanks
>>66831119
Simmonds is the heart of the Flyers, they go as he goes.
>>66831119
>not knowing the difference between player and playah
You must be from the suburbs anon
>>66831224
Always breaks when the games mean something
>>66831224
Can't win a cupthats for sure
Hows the game of jewpuck going?
SCAR
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LOL CRYERS DONE
BEAGS, SWEET SHOT
>>66831258
>>66831248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU6J0xCi69Y
:^)
bad loss of the puck at center ice
BEAGLE SCOOOORESSSS
CRYERS ON SUICIDE
GET FUCKED PHILLY
>Cryers crying refpuck
>0 for 1000 on the pp
>>66831266
1st Star of the game
The Ref
Refpuck
Would've probably lost anyway, offense was anemic
I FUCKING LOVE YOU BEAGLE
FILTHY GET YOUR BATTERIES READY
>flylels
l m a o
>>66831310
CIA refs run shit
They must be really desperate for a pens-caps series
>FUCKING SCHENN IN THE AIR AGAIN
holy kek
Poor Jake.
>>66831311
>>66831335
Philly had its chances m8
>down a goal
>game 1 of playoffs
>team worked their ass off to even get there
>see team mate take a dirty hit into the boards
>this could be the time we tie it up on the PP
>suddenly you hear the sound of lips flapping together
>YO HOL'UP
>simmonds chimps out
>its ogre
>>66831335
Cryers have no one to blame but themselves.
>>66831400
Cryers can't even keep up
>>66831335
>filthy chimping out
>IT'S THE REFS FAULT WE LOST
>>66831379
This isn't even sarcastic, satirical or hyperbolic.
This is a fucking court transcript of the loss.
Wew lad
>>66831400
>>66831415
>lucky deflection and a giveaway
>struggling to beat a WC team
Whatever. GG.
Alzner BTFO
>>66831379
Shouldn't have a goon as your top scorer
>schenn leaving his feet again
>REFPUCK!!!!!
wew
Holy kek what a way to end the game. Looking forward to the sweep flyers.
>>66831449
Flyers BTFO :^)
>>66831440
>we deserve to win because the game wasn't a blowout
you what
>leave gostisbehere to me
Flyers too concerned with making hits but not making plays; playing right into Caps strengths
>>66831456
>implying that was a conscious choice
this was supposed to be a rebuild year
>>66831478
too bad you guys traded this stud, eh?
>Philly Fly-Girls
Oh i am laffin.
What went wrong?
>>66831542
Its funny to see that because Vinny was always a pain in the ass for the Caps. Glad he was traded :^)
Yo I fucked this girl fuck all ya'll Caps fans LETS GO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Couturier is out for the series, AC sprain.
Fuck.
>>66831606
>cryers
>>66831578
Too much melanin.
>>66831636
You jealous nigga!?!?!?!?!? You ain't got no fans. All motherfucking hillbilly West Virginia Trump voters. Fuck you
>>66831578
Low blood sugar. Somebody should have thrown a banana so he could raise his insulin levels.
>>66831672
>cryers
>>66831740
SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>66831804
>his captain is a literal who
>>66831740
Bitch ass nigga
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