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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
MMADIGEST: https://youtu.be/mja1eCJhP0w
NEWS:
>MSG will be UFC 205 on November 12th
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/14/11431018/gov-andrew-cuomo-signs-bill-for-mma-in-new-york-first-event-planned
>Rose-Torres new UFC on Fox 19 comain, Swanson vs Dias bumped up to main card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428130/new-co-main-event-for-ufc-on-fox-19-becomes-rose-namajunas-vs-tecia
>Guida-Ortega confirmed for UFC 199
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428174/clay-guida-set-to-clash-with-brian-ortega-at-ufc-199-in-june
First for autismo american OP who posts early ever time
#1
darrell kick him in the knee
predict the next injury and next drug test failure
>>66825509
bully
>>66825573
Injury - Aldo
Drug failure - OSP
>>66825509
I don't think he ever sleeps, too worried some other anon would make the next thread
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't eating 30 bananas a day in a truly vegan tier life-style.
>>66825573
Injury - OSP
Drug test failure - Lawler
>>66825843
Do you think there are people that browse 4chan continuously for days while on adderall?
>>66825971
>only 30 a day
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66826089
I can confirm there's at least one
>>66826309
>cage potato
10th for fofao
>>66825971
>chimp diet
>not eating 2 lbs.of termites per day
Jessica Andrade vs. Jessica Penne
Who wins?
>>66825971
>30 bananas a day
damn nigga sometimes I swear the amount of vegetation ya'll eat is more damaging than eating meat. If most people went vegan, meat would be the option for the poor therefore vegan diet will only be the diet of privileged hippies.
>Mark Hunt getting a million dollar contract
this sport is such a meme
>>66826453
interesting fight considering Andrade fought at 135 and Penne fought at 105 before
>>66826503
Nice proof or evidence to support anything you claim.
>not eating 30 bananas a day
>2016
TAKE
>>66826532
>not wanting Hunto to get paid
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for you
>tfw you want Clay Guida to start winning fights again because he's been one of your longest boys
>tfw Dana has just given him a one way ticket to t city
>>66826601
Guida has a habit of beating prospects
>RDA
>Pettis
>>66826395
Termites ain't vegan idiot
>>66826577
I unironically can't stand Mark Hunt.
>>66826532
Looks like you dont understamd capitalism
>>66826607
I know Andrade was small for 135 but she will be significantly bigger than Penne on fight night
>>66826632
why
>>66826632
Goof
What's your opinion on McGregor? Can he fight ?
>>66826633
>implying i understand anything
>>66825573
>injury
cruz
>drug failure
rockhold
>>66826453
is paige doing any mma training right now? seems like taking months off this early in her career is not effecient.
>209 WHAT!
>Nate was the superior martial artist
>Nate was not getting his ass handed to him
>Nate didn't win only because Conor pressured himself into going for a first round KO with his pre fight shit talk
>Conor won't box Nate's face into mush in the rematch
>>66826747
Conor has Ido, Paige has DWtS
mewvment will reign supreme
>>66826807
pretty much this. ive never seen anyone beat up nate on the feet like conor did.
>>66826559
it's just simple economics senpai.
>>66825573
injury: cruz
drug test failure: any brazilian from the 198 card
>>66826807
>because Conor pressured himself into going for a first round KO with his pre fight shit talk
there is 0% chance that would ever happen. Nate doesn't give a fuck about any of that shit, he's just going to go in to win. Conor will have to find a better way to bait Nate.
>>66826842
>land 5 more punches and wing most of your heymakers
RDA unironically beat Nate's ass worse on the feet.
We got a saying up in AKA where I'm from ...
>>66826839
did you kill that woman?
>>66826912
can't b8 the n8
>>66826916
with leg kicks tho
iron sharpens iron
Cub is my boy
>>66827029
nah m8, iron blunts iron
The other day I had a dream Bruce Buffer KO'd Mike Goldberg I think and then shoved him through a blender. I was there too, it was at a Dinner party.
Goldberg was chatting shit about his daughter or something, thinking Buffer couldn't do shit because he was old and weak and Bruce wasn't happy about it at all.
Things escalated, Goldberg had the upper hand initially but then got caught and they both sort of fumbled over to the ground. It was there Bruce just shoved Goldberg through the blender and no one really batted an eye
What does heem stand for?
As in what keeps you motivated and keep on fighting the good fight?
Why are Brazilians so much worse at circumventing drug tests? We are not very strong at Olympic sports, so our doping experts are not as good as the American ones?
But then, the Russians are caught all the time too.
>>66827175
I had a dream with Rogan in it, apparently my neighbors and I were throwing a party and Rogan knew them so he came over, big party
Then I was having sex with a chick then I woke up to me humping my bed
>>66827188
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>66827188
Heck I might
Even g
Et on top of
My wife tonight
>>66825471
>4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
how many hours?
>>66825471
>Rose-Torres new UFC on Fox 19 comain
Good they deserve it. I am honestly surprised this was not given higher billing before.
Anyone betting this weekend? If so, on who?
>>66827262
"About 12 hours from now" According to Tapology
>>66827325
I got 20 bucks on tecia
>>66827280
card WAS stacked, they were fine where they were
>>66827339
literally free money
>>66827347
The card outside of the main and waifu wars was bellator tier senior citizen fights.
>>66827339
Was tempted by her myself as she is a slight underdog atm, Rose has improved a lot since there last fight tho.
RIP in piece Hendo
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Source-Dan-Henderson-to-Face-Hector-Lombard-in-Middleweight-Bout-at-UFC-199-103297
>>66827188
Holly
Ended
Edmunds
Meme
>>66827336
cool not too late for me then
>>66827384
this news is older than the internet
>>66827524
disgusting whore
>>66827524
she just needs some chapstick
>>66827188
highly underappreciated meme subversion here lads
nice
>>66827412
Shut up, little bitch.
post rare danas
>>66827580
figures the only person here to know about honor and dedication is the Roman
How come Japanese fighters can take so much punishment?
>>66827658
Only when they're in Japan and on the gas
>>66826570
... COME ON!
>>66827658
probably because they live in such a soul-crushing society that physical pain is some kind of release
>>66827524
is that a guy?
>>66826947
TAKE MY LEG HOME TONIGHT
>>66827524
with makeup
it's a good weekend to be a fight fan lads.
>>66827802
If only Ferguson didn't get his ass injured it'd haave been that much sweeter
>>66827791
Anime should be slaughtered
>>66827791
only weebs find this attractive
Which style of fighters are on PEDs the most?
Gotta be BJJ and wrestling guys.
>>66827802
>tfw going to my first mma event ever
hope I meet some real fight fans to stay up with to watch the UFC card after
>>66827831
It's the wrestling guys, it's just they're great at hiding it due to being forced to when it comes to their wrestling days. Hence why grapplers are always the biggest motherfuckers but never pop while skinny fat brazilians and big strikers always do.
I've got a headache lads... Think it's because I ate an egg yesterday, before that I was VEGAN for 4 days...
>>66827883
platypus or echidna?
>>66827883
have you been staying well fed?
I once tried eating only a salad and a smoothie for lunch
got a headache and felt like I was gonna faint later in the day
>>66827883
carb the fuck up m8
>>66827917
Rofl'd, thanks
>>66826632
fuck off
>>66827618
when was Cathal champ?
>>66826601
clay guida has always disgusted me for some reason
can somebody please post the Romero "heem yourself my man" pic
Will he defeat the Irishman again lads?
>>66827754
Young dana is pretty handsome desu
>>66828096
how is a skinnyfat wristlet, handlet, lanklet a good fighter?
>>66828123
young dana is the epitome of goof
>>66826601
>t city
whait is thait?
>>66825509
IT HAS TO BE EXACTLY 500 POSTS
>>66828207
>wristlet
what is wrong with nate's wrists ? they seem normal
>>66828263
wristlet detected
here you go friends
*slightly higher pitched voice* fuckin goof
>>66828330
i have tiny wrists and wide shoulders
my wrists are tiny as fuck lmao
>>66828462
she is so short
>>66828470
You now remember Dana's Godfather voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6e-lPb_tLg
>>66828462
She looks like a raptor
>>66828462
those are the stubbiest calfs ive ever seen
Oh I have a Tecia webm and I don't know what it is
Let's see
>>66828462
she runs like an r-tard bros. sages dad will permaheem him if he caught him with this inferior """human"""
>>66828592
She's running in sand, you idiot. You've never been to the beach, have you? Probably live in some shit landlocked state.
guys am I a wristlet ?
this is a very serious question that could have serious implications on my confidence
>when they ain't on 6 eggs a day MINIMUM
>>66828572
>Shields and Gilbert.
Rose is dead.
BET THE HOUSE ON TECIA U GOOFS.
>>66828462
god damn is she short
TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
I NEED THE MEMES FOR MYSELF
>>66828618
yes i have dummy, no one runs like that there stop shitposting
>>66828624
'no'
Luke is either the most aesthetic natty fighter ever or he's on the gass
>>66828624
do you have a tailor's tape so you can actually measure? anything under 7 inches is wristlet
>>66828717
I unironically like face the pain
>tfw it was a one-off recording specially for the UFC and not on any stemm albums
>>66828732
luke is 100% natty lad
>>66828732
Luke "Natty" Rockhold
>>66828732
luke is on the gas, fact he hasn't been caught yet is pretty freaking impressive
every 185'er is on the gas lad. only one whos natty is the goat and future champ
>>66828572
STOCKTON
>>66828787
Rampage says Bisping juices
realistically the only natty fighter is cody mckenzie
>>66828752
I think the majority of /heem/ unironically likes Face the Pain. There was outrage in the thread when they didnt play it for Conor/Nate and when they bastardized it for 189.
>>66828765
Shredded, vascular AND extremely full and tight pecs. Def on that gas
>>66828820
It's well composed and it gets you hype as fuk. Nu metal has its place
you're all on steroids
Goobs chapo press conference look has inspired me to buzz my hair
What length should I ask the barber lads?
>>66828245
city of triangles
like a wet, fresh, clean pussy,
like the supermario64 pyramids,
like a smoothly executed triforce,
like a menage a trois,
like all three judges' scorecards.
joking, it's just an upcoming meme
guida is a dead man walking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvuq_fRqCg
UFC on FOX 19: Dan Henderson 'pissed off' about Lyoto Machida's failed drug test
>>66828854
>Nu metal has its place
this. hating nu metal is a beta redditor stance. if yo hate nu metal you probably listen to gypsy folk rock fag shit.
>>66828950
me on the left
>>66828990
>gypsy folk rock fag shit
Gogol Bordello?
>>66828990
No see you went too far. Nu metal as a genre is shit and anyone that listens to it is probably a white trash loser literally living in a trailer home.
Face the Pain is good because it's synonymous with UFC PPV. It triggers a pavlovian response. If I had never seen a UFC PPV and heard Face the Pain I would say its a shit song from a shit band.
>>66828990
>he doesn't listen to gypsy folk rock fag shit
where do you think you are
>>66829027
yeah and dumb fake folk shit like iron and wine.
>>66829040
Wow you are reddit
>he doesn't like SOAD
>>66828950
Is that a rare vintage Aunt Laurie?
post your best nu metal lads, some shit that's face the pain tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEC44suRX4&nohtml5=False
Christopher Weidman was in a comedy skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym6-5IPOG5E
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
FIVE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>66829097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die
>>66829217
Get up, come on get down with the sickness [x3]
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
>>66829217
Even the biggest Nu-metal fan cringes at those lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDlwrC3kCU&nohtml5=False
>>66829264
inducing cringe is the surest sign of good nu metal you fucking faggot, go listen to greenday and kendrick lamar lmao
>>66829251
>>66829217
not enough num-uh-nahs
Taking predictions again since the card was changed AGAIN. Only main card bouts, if the fights get cancelled for any reason then I will just count your other predictions.
Main Card:
Glover Teixeira vs. Rashad Evans
Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Darrell Horcher
Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias
REMINDER- Glover teixeira at 2-1 odds is literally FREE MONEY
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
>>66829357
>teixeira
>namajunas
>nurmagomegov
>swansen
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Khabeeb
Cub
>>66829357
Teixeira
Torres
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
Who gonna be da scorcher and pick da Horcher?
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Habeeb
Cub
>>66829357
glover
torres
nurmy
cub
Why is Khabib ducking cody pfister?
>>66828914
L-Iads
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Khabib via suplex city
Swanson
>>66829681
its a buzzcut how god damn hard can it be, just ask for a buzzcut or do it yourself, 16mm guard or something
>>66829681
just buy your own clippers and buzz it off
hope you have dark hair to actually make it look good
>>66829681
if ur in america just ask for a number 3
>>66829012
you spit or swallow, gurrrl?
>>66829681
buzzcut #3 or even 2
>>66829768
>if
>>66828990
>if you don't listen to my total garbage then you must listen to this other total garbage!!!
No man-child, your music is just dog shit.
>>66829064
reddit loves SOAD, even their r/metal subreddit full of massive autistic faggots that doesn't allow any nu metal likes SOAD
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66829357
Glover
Tecia ;_;
Khabib by Literal Murder
Hacran Dias :^)
>>66830064
>Hacran Dias
>Association: Nova Uniao
>>66829880
>No man-child
>>66829357
Evans via wrestle fuck
Rose via sub
Khabib via KO
Cub via KO
>>66829357
Glo-Tex
Tecia Torrendrostanolol
Khabib
Swansong
>>66829064
Nice reply, faggot. I love SOAD. I was listening to Toxicity last night at work. Maybe because System is an actually good band with talent. I wouldnt even consider them nu metal.
>>66829357
Rashad
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66829357
Here comes the thread derailment.
>>66829251
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE... FLLLLOOOOOORRRRR
>>66830311
you are such a whiny bitch holy shit
>>66830283
>i hate nu metal except when i like it
wow retard thanks for sharing
>>66829357
Rashad "If you're from the pit you're a fuckwit" Evans
Tecia "time to finish the job" Torres
Darrell "The slav scorcher" Horcher
Hacran "cub killer" Dias
>>66829357
Texeira
>Torres
Nurmagomedov
Swansen
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Dias
>>66830402
Well I'm not a low income bitch. When I wanna make predictions, I put my money where my mouth is. 90% of you trash can't even scrounge $5 for a parlay.
HEY GUYS I MADE SOME RANDOM PICKS ON AN ANIME SITE AN MY PICKS WERE CORRECT IS MY EPEEN HUGE OR WHAT
>>66830431
>I bet you dont like SOAD
>well yeah, actually I do
>Oh yeah well youre a retard
So is your trailer a single or double wide? How many pounds would you need to lose to be a healthy bodyweight?
>>66830503
>he doesn't know about the secret heem betting pool
>>66830316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5RiN84MkxA
>>66830503
>continues to bitch
Complete and utter goof.
>>66830522
a self-hating nu-metal fan? sad
>>66830503
calm down sperg
>S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-STOP HAVING FUN YOU AUTISTS I DON'T APPROVE OF THESE ACTIVITIES
>>66830525
trash
>>66830503
Literally autistic, dude what's your problem?
This is how real men predict fights. It's nice being above the common trash of /heem/.
>>66829040
lol holy shit
>im only pretending to be retarded
Why are they releasing Khabib against a newcomer?
It's just gonna be a fucking slaughter.
>>66830629
Have fun losing your money for your Big Mac on Sunday
>>66830629
absolutely haram
>>66830311
>hurrr let me continue shitposting
you're literally the worst poster here I hope you know
who /killemall/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJDAgMVzNto
>>66830629
>Risking 5$
>This is how real men predict fights
>>66830629
>Tecia
>>66830699
kek btfo
good time for webms? Anyone going to be watching Askren in ONE FC?
>>66830689
absolute degeneracy
>>66830731
>Anyone going to be watching Askren in ONE FC?
probably. i'm off this week but i usually get up early for work anyways so I'll try to catch the main event.
>>66830503
>MURICAN AUTISMO WHO CAPITALIZES WHOLE SENTENCES IN AN AUTISTIC ATTEMPT TO GET HIS POINT ACROSS
kill urself friend
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Khabib
Cubby
Glover / Evans could wind up a lot of different ways, as well as the Cub / Dias fight.
>>66829357
Rashad
Namajunas
Khabib
Swanson
>>66829357
Rashad via vintage HEEM
Rose via sub
Khabib vs tko
Cub via luck
>>66830857
deal-with-it.jpg
>>66830857
I would really like to see Cub go on a streak again, and also for Khabib to come back in amazing form.
>>66828831
Doesn't have gyno.
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
>>66828831
plus he's losing his hair
>confirmed for on the gas
all bald fighters are on roids until proven otherwise
>>66830957
My friend was half bald at 25. He must have taken a lot of steroids to get an engineering degree
>>66830957
still mad he whipped your boy silly?
>>66829357
Teixera via 3rd rd TKO
Torres via DEC
Nurmagomedov via 2nd rd belly down armbar
Swanson via 3rd rd KO
>>66831027
your friend had weak genes, ufc fighters don't they only lose their hair from roids you silly bitch
>>66829357
Texiera
Torres
Khabib
Swanson
>>66830957
he caught bald-sickness from DJ just recently, how tragic.
>>66829751
>>66829768
I do have dark hair. Is it really the same length everywhere?
>>66831111
>cameraman finds my rape dwarf
>>66826503
I hate to come to the defence of the 30 banana guy, but this is the worst economic reasoning I have ever come across.
>>66831111
MM is obviously the gas, nice quads
>lawler also
>>66826503
>vegan diet will only be the diet of privileged hippies
this is already the truth
>>66831113
I go for a 5 on top, a 3 down the sides, 2 at the bottom.
My hair is a bit curly so the longer stuff waves a bit, I like the effect. But 3 all over is a solid look.
I can't be the only one hoping Horcher beats Nurmagomedov and OSP beats Jones.
>>66831206
I hope OSP beats Jones, but Horcher doesnt have a shot
>>66831113
I guess? I just buzz my own head and don't get to experience the hairstylist's tits push up against me
>>66829357
Glover Teixeira
Rose Namajunas
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Cub Swanson
>>66829357
Glover
Tecia
Khabib
Cub
>>66831238
After all the upsets recently I just really want to see more.
>>66831206
>>66831238
>wanting Jones to lose
/r/mma is thataway ----->
Watching Road to the Octagon on Prime Ticket. Hendo's wife is a solid dime piece.
>>66831241
>not having an elite male barber to cut your hair and trim your beard
Lad.....
>>66831271
>not wanting to see how wild he'll get when he no longer has his semi-perfect MMA record
>>66831322
I'm neither black nor over 50
Its your UFC debut for your respective weight classes, whats your walk in song?
Kaboom by Adventure Club is mine
>>66829357
Teixeira
Thug
khabib
cub
>>66831241
>tits
Real men get their hair cut by other men.
>tfw you find out usada has banned the completely safe, mildly effective supplement you were using
I like how the ufc's drug crackdown has only caught pot smokers and people that bought the wrong thing at gnc.
who /fruity/?
>>66831378
probably this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
>>66831384
Real Men don't have hair
>>66829357
>Teixeira
>Rose
>Darrell Horcher
>Dias
You now remember George Sotirouplous' old man torso
>>66831403
I'm surprised the USADA hasn't tried to bust fighters for blood doping, considering it would have a much greater impact on how well any of them could perform
>>66831271
this
why you want to see the goat lose instead of go into rampage mode on dc
>>66826747
What career? Her MMA career is going to take her nowhere, she's not that good and the pay is garbage, literally Sandwich Artist money. She will have a much better and more lucrative career utilizing her looks and personality. Basically, what she is doing right now.
>>66831484
and his old man boxing!
>>66831484
reminder that old man G-Sot beat reddit's own Joe 'Loser' Lauzon
So many fighters (well 2-3 that ive heard of) have daughters and some have multiple daughters. Is that a result of juicing the fuck up? Im no biologist
How would you fix amateur MMA?
>>66831544
By joining
>>66831522
I also remember
>>66831522
Yeah that win really sparked his career
>>66831504
It's like that Gracie said, it's all about "Alavanca". Leverage, and making it work for you. PvZ has probably earned more in her DWTS title run than she will in her entire combat sports career.
>>66831544
It needs to get built up so that it has the same relationship to professional mma that amateur boxing has to boxing.
>>66831540
Wait there are fighters who have daughters? No way tell me more.
>>66831540
You have to give the deep dick to make sons.
t. anon that made a few boys
>>66831540
I think my friend read somewhere once that if you are a pathetic loser and a guy you will have more sons so they can try to make up for your life's failings.
>>66831576
He was THIS close to fighting for the title. THIS close! If it weren't for the Franke Edgar and Gray Maynard going to the draw and having a rematch, we could have seen Edgar vs Sot or Maynard vs Sot.
>>66831605
>>66831631
Not really cause Pettis was supposed to fight the winner of Edgar/Maynard to unify the belts.
I'm visiting here from France. You guys are serious about you bulls
>>66831631
speaking of guys this close....
bader failed to make it
bisbong still has a chance
moose may never get his chance
matt brown is in that territory
what are some of your perennial ranked 5-10 guys who will never get their title fight.
(i really want maia/lawler, but i want lawler/brown 2 more)
Lads I miss mcbedded
I want to see more training camps just to see what fucked up and hilarious methods these guys are using.
>>66831823
So this is how he got injured?
>>66831742
>mcbedded 2018
>Goob vs Magnus "Jycken" Cedeblad
>Goob struggling to eat 4 breakfasts
>>66831823
he's in a 7 fight win streak if it ain't broke
>>66831776
My mumsie wumsie always told me, it's about quality, not quantity.
>>66831843
He had fluid in his lungs or some shit. May or may not be caused by that atrocity of a deadlift """form"""
>>66831843
either by that or something similar. I'm surprised he didn't slip a disc.
>>66831843
I thought he had a lung issue
>>66831823
I still don't see how the EXOS thing is supposed to help with injuries. Fighters can't even hire specialists most of the time. Maybe they expect rising fighters to sink into debt paying for high level services.
The only guy who's probably getting something out of it is Holloway, since his coach was already part of it.
>>66831914
Didn't know there was some lung issue. However looking at the vid again it might be some made up bs to cover for a back injury, b/c that form + that weight, I'm surprised too he didn't slip a disc right then and there, unless those are meme crossfit plates
How does /heem/ feel about /asp/ refugees?
Mighty Meme is doing a fight breakdown on his stream if anyone is interested
mightymouseufc125
>>66831657
Oh yeah... I must have my memory banks out of order on that one
I absolutely remember arguing that George deserved the shot most though
Is Tony P's decisions to bang in a non-title cage one of the worst in MMA history?
>The winner of the WEC Lightweight Championship fight between reigning champion Benson Henderson and challenger Anthony Pettis was scheduled to face the winner of the UFC 125 Frankie Edgar (C) vs. Gray Maynard title fight in order to unify the WEC and UFC lightweight championships. However, the Edgar/Maynard fight ended in a draw necessitating a UFC 136 rematch (which Edgar won). Though Anthony Pettis won the final WEC lightweight title bout, defeating Henderson via unanimous decision, he opted not to wait for the winner of Edgar/Maynard rematch and instead fought Clay Guida at The Ultimate Fighter 13 Finale, losing by unanimous decision and negating his promised title shot
>>66832024
As long as you aren't mandrama fags, you're welcome here
>>66832033
Not really cause after seeing what Guida did it's easy to assume Edgar or Maynard would have done the same. So whats worse: losing a title fight or not getting a title fight.
Also since we're talking about Pettis, I think Stephens wont that decision. And also talking about Stephens, anyone remember Dana's rant about Stephens getting hemmed up on the warrant?
>they are stickin it to this kid
>>66831986
I thought the EXOS stuff was free
>>66831737
Sometimes it seems like Poirier is years away from another title shot.
He came so close to the title shot at 145, but lost in a FOTY with KZ (come back soon bb)
Now he's at 155 and on the cusp of banging with the giants of the division after he dismantles Bobby Green
>>66829357
Teixera
Namajamas
Habib
Swanson
>>66832113
It's basically drawing lots for a one week getaway. Not everyone can pay the trip or just go again and again. If anything, they get one week of tests and then they're on their own.
>>66832103
>Not really cause after seeing what Guida did it's easy to assume Edgar or Maynard would have done the same. So whats worse: losing a title fight or not getting a title fight.
Guida completely imploded his stock. At least losing to Edgar or Maynard you can say you lost to a brilliant elite fighter.
>Also since we're talking about Pettis, I think Stephens wont that decision.
I recall being impressed with the adjustment and wrestling of Pettis in that fight
I don't have my notes from that era anymore but I probably scored it a draw because I score like a wanker
>And also talking about Stephens, anyone remember Dana's rant about Stephens getting hemmed up on the warrant?
I remember Dana all red in the face "HE WILL BE FIGHTING TONIGHT YOU GOOFZ"
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/254326542493155328
even though he was still in a county jail (iirc)
Then a couple of months later old school Yves popped Jeremy with a beautiful check hook and some nice gnp to seal the meal.
>>66832304
>@Uncle_Dicky you look better with that lampshade on ur head!
lol classic Dana
>>66832359
I love Dana twitter bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYri5vxR5tg
Are we posting sick Dana burns? I think this is the all time Dana White twitter REKToning
>>66829357
Glover Teixeira
Rose Namajunas
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Cub Swanson
>>66832467
>(sarcasm)
Anyone know how many hours until ONE starts?
>>66832485
I think we've witnessed the birth of a new /heem/ meme
>>66832520
that's been a /heem/ meme for a while now lad
>>66832505
Starts at 7 AM ET
why would people complain about fighters' salaries on the fucking internet?
it's just entertainment for your spare time once a month more or less, there is no practical value on the fighting business unless you are either a fighter, a trainer, a gym promoter, a statist fuck, a hooker, a low profile casino manager, a waiter in las vegas, an online betting house developer or the fucking frank catton aka ramon
i'm gonna live the dream
(soon)
>>66832562
No it hasn't. Cite one instance of it being used. spoiler you cant.
>>66832582
What I find ironic is the whiniest losers that bitch about fighter pay are the same low income losers that pirate every card.
>>66832582
But they're giving their health and wellbeing for our entertainment
Glover
namajunas
annoying russian
swanson
>>66831823
He's lucky it was a trap bar dead lift. They are easier on your spine, and probably should be used most of the time, anyway.
KGB Best Girl
Best Fightfu
Hamderlei a SHIT
KOREA DIE
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Swansosn
>>66832741
>implying Ericka isnt a goddess
>>66829357
EVANSHIT
THUG ROSE
KHABIB GLASSMAN
KEK SOCAL SWANSHIT
>tfw got mad (You)'s and derailed an entire thread by impersonating predictioncuck
thanks goofs
Tyrone Spong Announces He Has Retired From Kickboxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_K9S54-7Q
https://twitter.com/criscyborg/status/720797980513558528
>>66832902
>implying ronda would take a freakshow fight instead of a title fight
Would midgets have a chance in flyweight or strawweight?
>>66832902
>>66832924
>implying Ronda could even make 140 by then
https://twitter.com/SpeedofSport/status/720709990944624640
(I believe this is RDA and Werdum's S&C sensei)
>>66832930
Midgets are the only ones that fight in those divisions anyways, so yes.
>>66832973
>s&c
wut???
>>66833060
The most important martial art.
>>66833060
strength and conditioning
>>66832973
>S&C sensei
I hope he had nothing to do with that Werdum webm kicking upwards on a balance ball.
>>66833017
Just added him to my list of boys desu
>>66833127
This one?
https://www.instagram.com/p/_e_ZV2pJbz/?taken-by=werdum
Or this one?
https://www.instagram.com/p/-dDgx8JJSc/?taken-by=werdum
Both under Nick Curson's instruction :-D
>>66833017
lmao based
>>66832447
Luke Thomas on suicide watch
>>66833201
If this is the same man that makes RDA a beast I am beyond surprised. Hope those aren't prolonged sets at worst, and just trolling at best.
>>66826607
>Jon jones vs any opponent
>>66833341
The very same. I have to assume Werdum's just doing those for a laugh. It's Werdum after all.
Coincidentally, a video of RDA doing some work came in a few hours ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMgGdsN1wa/
And Jon Tuck doing some plyometry? Or Plyo for short.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEIb09Vt11O/
Post your boys
Maryna Moroz
Valentina Shevchenko
Henry Cejudo
Dominick Cruz
Charles Oliveira
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Robbie Lawler
Gegard Mousasi
Ilir Latifi
Ben Rothwell
Makwan Amirkhani
Mike Pyle
James Vick
Kyle Noke
Justin Gaethje
Tom Breese
James Krause
Aleksander Emelianeko
Sean Strickland
Brian Ortega
Chad Laprise
Joseph Duffy
Shinya Aoki
Vitor Miranda
Kron Gracie
Keita Nakamura
Sage Northcutt
Alexander Yakovlev
Trying to get more familiar with fighters from the Pride days, any recommendations
>>66833372
kek
>>66826842
Excepting of course the ones who actually beat him, not got outboxed by him after scoring a single point round
>casual didn't watch RDA kick Nate's fucking legs out from under him no-meme style or Josh Thomson push his fucking face in
>Dagestan's own Eddie Alvarez
>>66833425
*Aleksander Emelianenko
>>66827188
Here to
Entertain
Emasculated
Men
>>66833456
Thomson did some real nice work on the inside, usually after Nate tried to initiate the exchange. Wonder how well that same gameplan would work in 2016...
>Khabib destroying fools in his latest interview
why am I always right?
>>66833471
>the allahu snackbar camp
Takbir brothers
>>66833513
Takbir!
>>66833509
Takbir anon
>>66833425
wow you have really poor taste
>>66833425
>multi-boying this hard
gtfo
There is only ONE BOY, his name is _____, and ____ is his prophet
twitch /titoortiz
>>66833542
post your boys
>>66828462
It's a low carb munchkin bunda.
It's.. OK.
>>66833581
Conor McGregor, Benjamin Franklin
>>66833596
Fedor
>>66833655
*taps Fedora*
>>66833655
>le duck brock man
>le crush poo in loo cans man
>le men(fedor) have class boys(jbj) have swag man
'no'
>>66829064
>hey this one decent band legitimizes a whole genre they transcend
>>66833667>>66833689
>immense but devastation
i like it
>>66829064
soad is shit, and your defs a virgin
>>66829357
Evans
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
>>66833667
>>66833689
This is all true, but Fedor is STILL MUH BOY.
>>66829357
Sugar
Rose (grow your hair out qt plz!)
Habeeb it!
No fuckin clue, so come on Cubby!
>>66830629
>real
>$5
Maybe you should bet the house and throw in your Casio computer watch
>>66833767
shit boy desu
>>66833789
Boy-shaming is a form of cyberbullying, and cyberbullying is illegal. You're gonna get nicked if you keep up that attitude, mister.
>>66833789
If someone is truly your boy, you stick by them ever after they are exposed and become a meme. It might happen to you one day.
>>66833756
>>66833772
32(THIRTY TWO)
top kek
>>66833819
carb up
>>66833844
6 eggs a day... MINIMUM
>>66833844
>>66833859
If I carb up and egg up, will I achieve Prime Roop physique?
>>66833830
this
i tell everyone i don't really have boys and i just want to watch good fights
but in the end i still secretly cling onto my boys and hope they can regain their former glory
>gus i still love you, miles i still love you, cub you can make a come back, bj you still legit just fight in your proper weight classs, anderson you will always be the GOAT, miller you just gotta scrap harder
;(
>>66833875
thats what happens when you don't cloth the fuck up.
Train in a gi 3 times MINIMUM, and make sure to eat one gi per meal MINIMUM.
cloth the fuck up
>>66833859
Is that current? I thought Rogan was on that caveman diet shit.
>>66833887
>Gus
>Miles
>Silva
>Miller
Your boys have had plenty of spicy bangers, I only have a few "old" boys, but I'm trying to jump on up-and-comers before they get prolific
There are some like Vitor Miranda and James Krause that I just enjoy watching and don't really care how far they get in the sport
post antiboys
>>66829357
GloTex
Thug
ISIS
Cub
>>66834093
>b-but muh spicy bangers man
Sue me.
>>66834162
is it his obvious roiding or are you a cuckry or shitdricks(both roiders too) fan???
>>66829357
Glover
Tecia
Kebab
Cub
>>66834162
>he thinks condit won
>2016
>still eating meat
how can you live with yourselves?
>tfw literally better than you
>tfw no face
>>66833875
Gyno on the midget
>>66834254
Naw m8, I'm on the 30 bananas diet.
>tfw all my boys are regional fighters
>>66829357
Evans
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
one of the easiest cards to call
>>66834205
I'm not a fan of the other two. I'll root against Lawler most of the time, Rory some of the time and Hendricks all of the time.
>>66834225
Maybe I do. Maybe it isn't the only fight Lawler has lost. It was a close fight and I honestly believe Condit won. I haven't watched it in a while, but after watching it a few more times I think Condit won. Robbie did more damage but I believe Condit controlled more of the fight, hit Robbie more and edged him. It was split decision. There needs to be a rematch.
>>66833425
My boy
Rory Macdonald
My girl
Holly Holm
>>66834340
carlos doesn't want to take any more robbie lawler punches
>>66834340
>I literally scream at my screen
kek, you should see a doctor
>>66825471
>Don Frye vs fatboy gook
>stand and bang
Way to cut out the minute long clinches in the corner where nothing happens
>tfw still getting (You)'s
literally told you I'm not predictioncuck
top fucking kek
>>66834553
yeah, you're a goof. stop trying to have an opinion then, idiot.
>>66834553
Is this (you) shit a meme or what?
Who cares if you get replies, especially meaningless ones
>>66833859
that plate is a mess.. exploded eggs and that huge pile of pickled jalapenos
>>66834553
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
>>66834437
huh?
>>66834598
never heard of it until /heem --- stupid fucking shit
here's a (You) and some mieshatoe
>>66834598
yeah? and i tricked you all lmao
>>66834619
thanks goof
>>66834690
I just don't get how you can type this stuff out and not feel like a bit of an idiot.
>>66834664
i wish marloes was more successful and famous
Is Tecia fightfu material? Is she a poised qt3.14 without all that make up?
>>66834725
She's defending her Bellator title on their fucking prelims lmao
I wonder why UFC never took her. Golden Glory shit?
>>66834748
she's gross m8
>>66834760
go to bed, you have school tomorrow
>>66834748
She looks like rancid dog vomit imo
>>66834774
she's a 145'er that isn't cyborg
>>66834760
B I G
U
L
L
>>66834815
She's fought at BW a fair bit, doesn't look like a natural 145er
>>66834894
good job
>>66834748
Don't let the ignorant masses oppress your fightfu feelings
>>66834821
I'd like to see the winner of Struve/Bigfoot vs Nigannu
>>66834831
She's said in interviews that making 135 is too much for her these days
>>66834988
thanks anon
>>66835053
Fair enough then
In life there are many lessons, some will shape the way you live, the person you become, and others can be ignored and forgotten with no consequence.
Here's one of those that you should keep in mind:
NEVER let me catch you with a liver strike, for if you do, your last moments on this Earth will be ones of pain-driven insanity.
>tfw we watched someone die in the ring while shitposting about how terrible his fight was
pretty abstract feel desu
someone could make a pretentious arthouse movie about this
>>66833471
underrated post
So, Black beast vs Roy Nelson. Should be a spicy banger, right lads?
>>66835372
Yes
Hard hitters, like to fight
I have Nelson by TKO
>>66835113
Get in my guard
>>66834254
Vegans are nerdlord and enjoy having a vitamin B12 deficency
>>66835372
I hope Lewis wins, not because I particularly like him but because the HW division needs a shakeup
>>66825471
The adderall wore off lads, I'm going to bed
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
(((STARTS AT 7 AM ET, 4 AM PT, 12 PM BST)))
>>66835492
will Derrick be the savior of the heavyweight division?
>>66829357
GLOVER
ROSE
KHABIB
HACRAN
>>66835492
I think The Black Beast can take Le Overhand Right Man
>>66835372
yeah but roy will ko him in the first or second desu, lewis isn't good enough for guys like roy
>>66835113
You sound real good before I throw a cross in your head.
lewis vs ngannou is the fight to make tbchwy
>>66835046
i don't think he is even ranked that hugh yet, mustache vs bull. only real decent match-up for him. bigfoot/struve faces magomedov, derek lewis or luke barnett
"Random Testing" my ass. USADA is discriminating against Brazilians after suspending machida for taking a vitamin they "random test" RDA and Werdum in the same day! This is pure racism...
>>66835683
DAS RACIS
>>66835683
when did this meme of one country per day come from? pretty sure they test white murricans on the same day all of the time yeh?
>>66835677
Ngannou should fight someone like Omielanczuk and Blaydes should fight Asker or Mihajlovic. Those 2 are the best HW prospects along with Magomedov but he is slightly ahead of them at this point. He should fight Silva/Struve winner. Another decent prospect is Cody East.
>>66835771
>struve is still fighting
top kek
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't bet on a Teixeira Namajunas parlay at 2:1
are you fags even trying to make money?
>>66835795
the loser of that fight should be forced to retire desu. Struve is actually only 28 years old but has been knocked out 6 times + heart problems
I hope so.
>finally an interesting card this weekend
Will we ever see a fight as technical and full of spirit as Dada5000 vs Kimbo Slice ever again? Kimbo's striking and ground game were both masterful, and Dada had the sheer willpower to fight through not only the Tyson-esque beatdown he was receiving, but also 2 heart attacks and kidney failure. Is it even possible to see two once-in-a-lifetime fighters compete against each other at such a high level?
fedor, barnett, kharitonov, and a better conditioned carwin would all destroy Cock Chestboy Lesnar.. hopefully he will be out of mma soon
couldnt even finish a guy he outweighed by 20+ lbs (herring) and that same guy fedor manhandled and crocop tko'd in the first round, only fans of lesnar are his wwf fanboys
>>66835823
glorious lanklet genes
>>66835888
As someone with tickets to this, this card is shaping up.
>>66836082
198 and 199 looks so stacked that 200 will be weak.
Khabib is goat
>>66836137
>GOAT
>should have lost against Tibau
>>66836082
damn Henrique da Silva looking badass af
>>66835972
Only if we somehow manage to see Jared Rosholt and Cathal Pendred fight
To be honest that's the next major barnburner in the heavyweight division, aside from maybe a cheeky Rosholt - Dada/Kimbo mixup
>>66836130
>198
its so crazy how low on the card cris and silva are, this show is gonna be fucking awesome desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPjmGNODnP0
How can you ever mention stand and bang without this video?
>>66836221
>I watch SMA
Where are you streamcuck? Don't be scared homie
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
KHABIB
Dias
how long until one fc?
>>66829357
'Shad
Torres
Nurmy
Dias
>tfw you realise Khabib is back
>>66836443
TFW he will never fight at 200 because of his jihad
>>66836455
are you /hype/ for Alessio fighting this weekend?
Have you taken your creatine supplement today /heem/?
>>66836500
no but i drank my soda
>>66835683
I just went to check Wikipedia if they all trained at the same camp and someone's put down "RoidCheater" in RYOTO's other names section, lol
>>66836489
Can't tell if this is a cruel joke or not ;(
new when???
>>66836563
why would it be lad? Sakara is coming back on the Bellator card
>>66829357
Glover
Torres
Khabib
Dias
>>66836500
>drink mtn dew all day, eat creatine and play video games
>is somehow qualified to talk about martial arts
>>66836082
i'd go even if it was just the title fights
>>66836573
Oh sorry thought you meant di Chirico who lost last week, anyway yeah can't wait to see sakara, especially since its just kick boxing iirc, I think the other Italian has tickets to see it live
>>66829357
>rashad by decision
>tecia via decision
>khabib via tko
>cub via decision
>>66836642
nah, I was there live and thought De Chirico should have won although I missed most of the first round. Alessio did have a lot of support there for some reason.
is this really predictioncuck or not? i don't want to give this autist le (You)'s
>>66825471
one fc card happening in about 3 hours
box nation, premier sports or bein might have the broadcast on stream sites
>>66836662
He was winning basically all of round two except for the last 25 secs where he risked a submission, round should have been at worst a draw
>>66836735
yeah he fucked his arm up in that, saw him walking around the arena after and he had his arm in a sling
>>66836735
He didn't win shit, he controlled a round. His opponent almost fucking finished him.
The fact that anyone would give the round to the guy who almost got finished blows my mind.
>>66835814
>says the guy who picked conor and rothwell
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66829357
Glover via 2nd round T/KO
Rose via decision
Khabib via 3rd round T/KO
Swanson via decision
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/ufc-heavyweight-mark-hunt-inks-new-multi-fight-deal-reportedly-worth-millions
congrats to mark on his new contract
>>66831540
Fuck me dead you're a dumb shit
>>66836928
based hunto
when/where does this one fc card start?
>>66836986
45 bings lad, looking for a stream rn
AKA will have 5 belts by the end of the year
Cain
DC
Luke
Khabib
Bethe
>>66837030
>cain
>dc
>bethe
>>66836500
No, I lift naturally
>>66837007
i got 2 streams, just got to wait till it starts to see if they show it, they are showing hockey from last night and boxing from last year earlier
>>66837030
4 knees between 5 people lmao
Any bros getting in heemspeak for ONE FC?
>>66837086
Is it on Foxtel or something?
>>66837096
idk dont think so/ I hope someone has a stream
>>66837148
Wait so you're setting up a virtual get together for an event you don't even know how to watch?
