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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mja1eCJhP0w
>Machida-Henderson off after Machida admits to taking steroids
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11425824/lyoto-machida-vs-dan-henderson-canceled-after-machida-admits-taking
>Rose-Torres new UFC on Fox 19 comain, Swanson vs Dias bumped up to main card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428130/new-co-main-event-for-ufc-on-fox-19-becomes-rose-namajunas-vs-tecia
>The GOAT Mike Jackson is cut from the UFC, wanted to fight up and coming prospect Artem Lobov
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11423448/mike-jackson-released-by-ufc-after-just-one-bout-headed-for-the
N G A N N O U
post yfw diaz submits conor again
>>66814706
>diaz submits conor
We're not /ufc/ or /mma/, would it kill you to make the edition MMA related at the very least?
If at least so people know we're not designated shitposting general (though it's starting to look like it)
>>66814659
>conair vs nate 1
NO ONE CAN TAKE DAT LEFT YEH?
>conair vs nate 2
NICE AND FLOWY, LEG KICKS YEH?
updated
>>66814714
It doesn't really change anything
the /ngannou/ thread the memester made and the last thread had MMA related OP pictures
>>66814733
>mark hunt has same reach as conair
>people still think its a huge deal
only if you rely on it 100%
conair does
jones does
>>66814733
why isn't conair bold? does it mean champ or am i mistaken????
>>66814733
wait a sec
did you guys notice how close OSP is to jones in terms of reach
I think OSP will be more succesful than we think
>>66814772
Did you just rebut an argument nobody even put forward
>>66814786
its an old list you goof
>>66814600
>>66814630
>>66814652
>dat grimace
found it
>>66814733
>got the GOAT Bisbing stats
>>66814786
Well considering all the current champions are in bold text yeah maybe
>>66814808
calm down lad im on drugs
sometimes I see imagine things
>>66814809
he says updated YOU goof
>>66814809
>dominick cruz
>luke rockhold
try again
>>66814786
adding it, gimme sec
>>66814829
cruz was a champ
rockhog was a champ
>>66814793
Hackney was a bad dude. I loved that early period where people would come out saying they were a student of the Tuk Wuk Pwang dojo and show off some sweet katas... then get in the cage and swing wild and brawl hard.
>Aldo pulled out
>Edgar vs Holloway for interim belt @ UFC 200
>>66814835
>cruz won the belt again before conor
go fuck yourself
(You)
>>66814846
I'd love that fight
>>66814810
How can you be this unprofessional? Did Dana just find the CEO rights off the streets?
this never gets old
Get a life virgins
>>66814871
Bit of an overreaction Canada, if you were Dana you'd be disappointed your close friend and top draw lost too.
>>66814885
this is the exact moment where she gave up. i love it more than the ko 2bh
>>66814901
sh-she never gave up! she gave it her best, right to the end.
>>66814890
herb wobbling into action may be the best part of this
>>66814893
People just don't like an alpha, they love to see them fall.
I don't say this as le so smart outsider looking in, I loved seeing that cunt get her head kicked in.
>>66814915
he did a little dance kek
>>66814925
hello darkness my old friend
>>66814893
>no different
>smfh
hope silva kicks his ass. comparing people memeing on the internet to isis. wew lad
>>66814899
Doesn't matter how disappointed you are, Dana has a fucking family and manages a billion dollar company, least he can do is put on a poker face
did someone say wobbling into action
>>66814915
>Chad turtling with three (3) seconds left
>OH FUCK THIS FIGHT IS OVER
>Honda literally ded on the floor
>hmm better give her the benefit of the do- oh she's completely limp guess I have to stop it now
Fuck Dirty Herb
>>66814956
how did this shit even get sanctioned? wew
>>66814946
I honestly think he was trying to
>it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar - Conor Mcgregoe
>>66814871
think how much fucking money he gave his brother in law to give to his buddy to give to vito for rousey to win
>>66814946
I'm not one to judge but seems to me that's just the face of a guy not trying to come off as a rapist while putting on a belt on a woman.
Look how he has to stand as to not make dick and butt contact there, putting on a belt for another adult is one of the most ridiculous things an adult will ever have to do add trying to not grab the ass and you got yourself one of the hardest tasks available.
Not saying Dana wasn't devastated he was like a walking corpse in the conference
>>66814988
That's a legit judo technique I think, I forget the name though
Pretty impressive
>>66815013
No shit Sherlock
>>66814846
>Aldo pulls out
I wouldn't be surprised motherfucker.
>>66815062
btfo
>>66814870
lol @ travis's face when he realizes he's gonna have to deal with rousey's depression & picking up the pieces for the rest of their relationship
How many likes do you guys have on sherdog? :-)
>>66815104
I just lurk Sherdog when /heem/ gets really shit honestly
>>66814988
Wouldn't you end up giving up your back against anyone who isn't a drunk lanklet?
>>66814870
sucks her mom wasn't there
>>66815081
Imagine if travis broke up with her in the post fight interview. Just snatched the mic from joe and screamed "SHE IS NOT MY GIRL" then left.
>>66815081
or maybe he just saw his girlfriend get knocked out
You people see what you want to see
Do we have to redo our picks since Macheater is out?
>>66815118
>>66815145
He deserves all of this desu for thinking about cucking shob
>>66815118
>>66815147
its only a walk of shame if you make it that way
>>66815178
i don't think any fighter has ever handled a loss that badly
>>66815013
Seoi Nage! And I think in Amateur Wrestling they call it the Japanese Whizzer.
>>66815176
A new fight has also been added to the main card, so I imagine it would be necessary
>>66815176
So you're saying there's another chance to join the 1st column boys?
>>66814893
>>66814929
let's give ronda credit where credit is due. ronda was, and remains, an extremely aggressive fighter that is very good at doing what she does best. even during the holm fight it was ronda that commanded the center of the octagon and pursued holm as holm sashayed away. ronda sought to better and broaden her abilities, attempting to become both a knockout artist and a bonafide boxer, putting her newly learned skillset to the test in the octagon that night and failed. she became proud, overconfident, and actually believed the bullshit that was being fed to her and to the public. that being said i, too, loved seeing that cunt get her head kicked in.
>>66815196
sucks desu
i made the first column this time
>>66815188
She was just covering her face b/c of the ridiculous amount of paparazzi. Given the nature of the sport, I'm sure there are fighters who have had worse reactions in the privacy of their homes
>>66815145
fuck man --- you made me spew coffee all over the monitor
>>66815228
i meant publicly
>>66815228
She was literally contemplating suicide and spent weeks spaced out on painkillers.
Has anyone ever gotten a promo code for presale tickets from the UFC newsletter?
>90 posts in
>no bullposting
Based.
>>66815204
Yeah it's weird, I don't like her as a person (Doubt many people do) but I certainly appreciated Ronda as a fighter. She literally never had a bad fight. I wonder if now that the blueprint to beating her has been written and since she's been KOd viciously when trying to implement her usual gameplan if that'll change.
Does anyone else besides me just adore Ronda's mom?
>>66815204
humble in victory or defeat
>>66815238
I guess
>>66815240
Look at what vitor did to rockhold. Literally turned him into a different man. I can't imagine luke was even able to go to sleep that night (after getting slept by vitor). Rondas a cunt fo sho but there are absolutely bigger cunts in the sport who probably had worse reactions.
>painkillers
Can you imagine what chris leben was like after the silva fight?
>>66815262
It's always when it's american rush hour for posting when shitposting is at its highest, not hating but americans and bongs are by far the worst posters.
Best poster is Peru followed by everyone else being bearable and bongs and americans posting up a shitstorm of shitposts
pic related is an MMA fighter making her pro debut next month. how will she do lads?
>>66815262
Got you covered fampalampa
>tfw tomorrow is the start of 3 days full with meme fights
>>66815304
What positive influences have you brung to this thread to say other poster's quality is under you?
>>66815228
she was covering her face because holly fucked her face up beyond belief - she couldnt even bite into an apple until a few weeks ago.
>>66815240
"contemplating" might be too harsh - it was just a brief flash. the total jerk part of me wants to interview bethe and get her opinion on ronda/ellen revelation. tate certainly got her shot in with
>"Now that I am the champion I have unlimited energy. I don’t even know what [Ronda] is thinking right now … it seems like her motivation to stick around was to have Travis Browne’s baby. So, I don’t know.”
ZING!
http://youtu.be/JDFj9if59jk
>>66815304
>not appreciating the daily shitposting antics of britbong
I tend to put in a lot of though in to them
>>66815328
Dude literally went and researched drug legality for the purpose of having an intelligent debate last thread.
>>66815277
she seems pretty based, I wish Ronda listened to her more.
>>66815337
It was feetor belfort that tasted the last foot though
anyone else feel bad for Lyoto? Seems like he got caught on a supplement that was only recently included and not really a PED.
>>66815407
:^)
>tfw you could be the greatest fighter of your generation but are too busy doing engineering
Oh well I wouldnt want the fame anyway 2bh
>>66815304
It's when the underage b& are in school, the US more underage posters than any other country on this site
>>66815407
>macheata is his boy
>>66815407
I hope he gets suspended and retires. Either he gets heemed against hendo or wins, fights someone tougher, and gets heemed by them. He's just watering down his legacy at this point tbqh
>tfw you could be the greatest engineer of your class but are too busy shitposting on /heem/
Oh well don't really need a job anyway 2bh
>>66815407
No, i believe nothing should be taken. Not even whey protien. I think that to be a fighter you must not have any supplements. Although i consider protein shakes/smoothies are ok.
>>66815453
Che facolta fai?
I know this feel far too well
>studying engineering
>yet is proud of "shitposting' and puts "thought" into it
Jesus christ
>>66815427
Post body or shutup
>>66815471
inginf
>>66815407
It kinda sucks but it's his own responsibility to check that stuff - he should USADA know isn't fucking around.
>>66815407
>he feels bad for a cheater
All these substances are made by people that have a job.
All these substances are taken by people that have a jobe.
All these substances are "prosecuted" by people that have a job.
Well, at least they aren't neets.
The penalties for getting popped for PEDs are joke tier compaired to the results for taking them. Should be a year ban AT LEAST
>>66815520
It's two years for a first offence under USADA.
>>66815482
I hope you're on the main campus senpai
>>66815545
not right now
>>66815545
ma quindi pure te stai al poli?
http://youtu.be/5mZgCUnugd0
>>66815536
Source? all I see are 3 month bans and other horseshit
>>66815571
Ingegneria eletricca al primo anno, ma forse cambio a fare materiali e nanotecnolgie quando entro il secondo. Sempre campus leonardo
BIG NEWS LADS
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/720624787157094400
>>66815580
Nah, I've got a feeling you're being disingenuous about your lack of knowledge.
>>66815517
But who USADAs the USADA?
>>66815586
and it'll be headlined by Rockhold vs Weidman III
Rematch til the right result, as Uncle Dana says
>>66815585
mano mama mia lia pizzaliti miti mamamiti a luigi
>>66815586
>Jones vs DC
>Chris vs Bisbong (after Chris gets smashed by Luke again)
>>66815585
>Ingegneria eletricca
I wonder what this could possibly mean
It's been almost an hour and I still haven't received my promo code yet
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66815622
DUDE
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>66815595
Call me crazy but I think uncle Lorenzo is one of the overseers
how many italians are here? Is it just stream bro and the other one?
>>66815622
We're organizing /heem/ 1: Milan
Me vs him
it'll be over in the first
>>66815641
Use promo code UFCSOCIAL
>>66815622
my sides
>>66815655
there's at least 3
me (og heembro)
the oldschool italian who watches pride and does kickboxing
this other nerd who's going to get heem'd by me
>>66815594
Well I looked it up and you were right
No need to be rude lad
>>66815682
which one is the heemspeak italy?
which is the one who streams?
>>66815702
I'm both
>>66815657
Can lithkek be my coach?
Also what does this image mean to you
>>66815655
How many Americans are in here?
Everyone report in
A few more
>>66815724
Here lad, in the uk for work
>>66815663
invalid
>>66815713
>mcgregormakes145.jpg
>>66815724
Reporting
>>66815713
>Also what does this image mean to you
the amount of chances you have of not getting heemed by me
>>66815724
(North) American here
Just real quick to see if I got some fans here
DON'T FEAR ME
>>66815063
This is Eli manning tier autism face desu desu
1st for phil davis
Predictioncuck...
Ray Borg's second pro fight
>>66815730
>>66815748
digging the aesthetic of this yellow cage 2bh
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7369875
http://strawpoll.me/7369875
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>>66815724
reporting in
rousey spotting
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL1XDAPKfY/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL1XDAPKfY/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL1XDAPKfY/
>>66815785
France reporting
In the UK for school
>>66815800
where do you go to lad? school or uni?
>>66815785
Just go away.
How does this picture make you feel?
>>66815804
Cardiff U m8
>>66815814
paige is a monkey
>>66815814
horny
Where can I buy a kettle bell that looks like a pair of bollocks?
>>66815824
a SEXY monkey
>>66815814
Went into that fight hating Paige, left with oodles of respect for her. Turns out she's a real fighter after all.
>>66815814
TOP 10 IN THE WORLD
>>66815713
sure
also this >>66815738
>>66815204
The problem with fighters like her is they appear invincible until they get picked apart. Then they keep getting picked apart.
Consider ronda, completely outclassing and bumrushing all of her opponents
Picked apart by careful boxing style and countered hard. Has obvious game flaws
Consider mcgregor. Blew all his opponents the fuck out of the water, but when he fought a similar sized opponent, picked apart once the one shot power wasn't enough. His champ level opponents learned a lot about beating him
Consider bumrush Rothwell. Beating the shit out of his opponents ronda style.. Picked apart and made to look stupid by a careful boxing style. Now he's got huge gaps in his movement game to close, or his next fight will look just like this one
These aren't truly well rounded fighters, these are freak territory power mongs who now have serious work to do. Maybe they'll do it, and that's what will make them long term champs
>>66815777
It's too distracting.
>>66815777
The classic KOTC yellow :)
>>66815856
wow she can survive poorly applied submissions and pidder padder punches that gave her superficial cuts she's so much tougher than the men who quit
>>66815844
Just go to your mother's place of residence and borrow the kettles i left after engaging in coitus with her
>>66815881
Wasn't comparing her to men at all, just outed yourself as a neckbeard WMMA hater lol.
>>66815810
Why don't you?
>>66815863
I recall you saying you would get rekt 300% a few months ago, why the sudden confidence? on the gas? It doesn't matter, you may be fast and you may be strong but precision beats power and timing beats speed.
I find it a bit ironic that none of you subscribe to the UFC newsletter.
>>66815911
because I contribute more to /heem/ than 'quick guys put your nationality down on this poll'
>>66815916
>he forgot footwork
>>66815917
My fightpass subscription ends on the 23rd, i wont be paying for another month
I guess the streams have me now
>>66815310
They really do need a High Test division
ronda thirsty for BBC
https://www.draftkings.com/video/p4760117971001/v4842138631001/Face-2-Face-with-Ronda-and-Odell-Getting-To-Know-You
For FightPass nerds here
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-111-fotn-jared-hamman-vs-rodney-wallace
One of the classic "muscle man vs scrappy dude" fights, complete with a full Joe Rogan monologue on muscles
>>66815916
iirc you're a manlet
I've been pretty active lately and I'm a 191 power lanklet
I'm pretty confident I'd fuck you up desu
>>66815946
>power lanklet
?
>>66815946
Meme engineering course and meme build
Please get in my guard
>>66815973
a lanklet with power
Man this weekend is going to be a long one.
Finished my cut
6'3 65kg
Here comes summer!!
Czy jakiś ogrodnik szuka żony? Czas na moje pierwsze sadzenie kwiatków Dziekuje @zaproszenia_olsztyn za piękne donice
#flowers #flowerpot #gardener #JJ #jjchamp #joannajedrzejczyk #joannachampion #wmma #TUF23 #polish #leggings #sunglasses #reebok #classic #olsztyn #poland #happy #sunny #balcony #terrace @rolnikszukazonytvp #rolnik #ogrodniczka
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL01F2oCAT/
The toughest NYers are here at MSG waiting to finally be Legals in our state. We have been waiting for this moment for a long time. Today it happens. MMA is now Legal in NY.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BELyCjnChoy/
>>66815992
if a manlet is bugging you just open your struve folder and show him whos the boss
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/99-facts-for-the-die-hard-MMA-fan-447057
>16. Fighter Jeremy Jackson’s wife named their son Nick, after Nick Diaz, when Diaz beat Jeremy right before she gave birth. Jeremy Jackson also happened to be a last minute replacement for Nick Diaz on the Ultimate Fighter 4.
Betch Coheya
A new Mayday MacDonald post to think about, God bless.
>>66816081
>Aljo 'Fagmaster' Sterling rocking a gold chain
Niggers
Gabi Garcia
>>66816088
>if a manlet is bugging you post a pic of a stupid tall lanklet who gets BTFO by manlets like theyre going out of style
>>66816116
Struve beat the guy whos fighting for the title, hunt got smashed by him
December 31st is on saturday.
Should they...?
>>66816143
>Its a rough
>>66816155
struve would smash you ching chong
I didn't know they had degrees in MMA Math over in Holland
>>66816182
A very UFC NYE, I like that idea.
BJ Penn is a glorified can who only got to where he was because of extremely thin divisions, clever marketing, and favoritism
He lost every fight he had against real competition, and his only victories were against cans, old men, or people on their way out of the sport
He is genuinely a horrible human being and fighter, with zero heart, zero discipline, and zero reason to come back because the UFC is better without him around to shit up the place
I'm going to enjoy seeing him BTFO again. He might even quit on his stool again, hopefully.
>>66816217
stay short
>>66816219
I don't think that'd work outside of Japan
Anastasia Yankova
>>66816217
We have belts in kickboxing too over here, I didn't know about it until some guys came into class and when asked if they had experience in fighting they said they had a belt in kickboxing.
>>66816248
Looking goooooooooood
>>66816236
There's already CBB semi finals on NYE, the ratings wouldn't be very good
>>66816248
def the best looking female fighter
>>66816259
CFB* obviously
>>66816209
Damn how'd you know I was a ching chong?
>>66816226
>your boy unironically losing to Jared Rosholt
>>66816209
>>66816226
eyyy puto 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gylDN7pWzU
>>66816283
我会从字面上杀了你你他妈的同性恋屁股柴草母狗
>>66815724
wmma/zinganofag reporting
>>66816299
I'm not Chinese tho
>>66816290
hello miguel
>>66816309
>>66816312
Zinganomind
>>66815856
>Turns out she's a real fighter after all.
not really. i'm not impressed with any of the fighters in her weight class. bantamweight chicks is where it gets brutal
>>66816172
>mma math
M8
Now that MMA is legal in New York, what's the next big hurdle for UFC to overcome?
>>66816396
need the first death to happen
hopefully it's at MSG
>need the first death to happen
>hopefully it's at MSG
UFC 205 is officially THE event of the year.
>>66816423
It'd be hilarious tho
>rockhold has the chris in full mount for five rounds
>he finally dies
>Rosie o'donnells bro climbs into the cage and starts yelling "I told y'all mothercuckas"
Khabib will finish in the in the first round.
>>66816402
>it ends up being Arianny slipping off the ring walk area and clattering her head off the ground
>>66816493
You hope
>>66816470
>rockhold has the chris in full mount for five rounds
"Fight back!"
-Herb Dean
>>66816508
You don’t know me. You don’t know where the f*ck I came from. You f*cking twerp. I’ll ride into Stamford Hill and f*cking take everyone out. Full of snitches in Stockton.
>>66815873
i've mentioned this in a previous thread --- ronda should have charged holm coming out of the gate the same way rousey/zingano began. holm may have skipped away sideways at an angle and ronda might have eaten a tap or oblique kick in the process but ronda should have chased her down and taken her down from the get go instead of trying to box with a world class boxing champion. by the time they managed to fall down on the mat at 193 (i'm not going to call it a takedown) ronda was too punchdrunk to effectively do her armbreak trick. it will take years of dedicated training for ronda to box (and kick) as well as holly; she needs to work on her cardio so she can chase holly down at the opening bell.
>>66816557
HE
WONT
BACK
DOWN
>28 years old
>over 6ft tall
>training
>employed
Yet today someone told me they thought I was like 18
JUST
>>66816619
but thats good though
when you hit 38 you'll look like you're 28
>>66816574
If she could change levels and threaten leg attacking takedowns, maybe... but she's mostly been about those Judo takedowns hasn't she? The ones that require getting arm and upper body control then playing the momentum and leverage game until you opponent is sailing through the air. So she enters the clinch high, and gets punished and turned as Holly cuts out to side.
>>66814733
>Big Rigg
>Mini Mendes
>Neetrex
>Bisbong
>DC
Only based Hunto escapes reachlet persecution
>>66815118
>0:13
That nigga is wearing 4 hats
How do I get (You)'s?
Also why are Thug Rose,Sage,Conor,Nate,JDS,GSP all so trash and have terrible personalities? Thanks.
>>66816680
It makes it all the more impressive that Biggg Riggg was doing so well in the standing exchanges with Lawler. He's developed what appears to be the best sort of boxing for his unfortunate reach.
Too bad that's all over now, and we'll never see Peak Johny again.
>you exit your time capsule 2 years into the future
>it's 2018 now
>Kobe Bryant is the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion
>CM Punk is the middleweight champion
>Despite losing three fights in a row, Rousey still gets her title back by default because she's the face of the UFC
>McGregor has rematched Nate Diaz 5 fights in a row now, losing every single one of them, he's now running the Notorious Podcast
>Jon Jones crashed his car into a childrens' playground and killed 10 toddlers
>it's believed that Mighty Mouse is still the flyweight champ but unfortunately there has been zero fan/media presence during his recent bouts so this claim is not official
How does this make you feel?
>Tim Kennedy steps up to face Dan Henderson
Will the UFC allow it? Will Hendo accept?
https://twitter.com/MarcRatnerUFC/status/720645593492766720
>>66816745
capped
What the photo caption?
first question "you are a super hero"
second question "why do not you afraid?"
"I saw his fight and I will in the next (Sunday)"
Tell me how not to fall in love with Japanese people?
is a lot of affection and respect.
#newgeneration #japan #mmajp #wmma #bjj #bjjgirls #bjjwoman #jiujitsu #jiujitsugirls #mma #mmapro #rizin #rizin1 #rizinff #teamgabigarcia #gabigarcia
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL8cTbB3fE/
>>66816782
>they let some goofs move the ufc logo there just so they could take a pic
>>66816701
thats great :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>66816797
>Rizin is on in three fucking days
Holy shit where'd that come
Where am I even going to watch it? I can't handle split fights with Russian commentary on youtube. It's a disgusting language. I can't focus on the action.
>>66816809
get heemed
When will you be getting your official UFC Tundra, lads?https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL4bD2KGus/?hl=en
>>66816823
I would also know where to watch Rice in.
>>66816823
nice samefag newfag
Are there any fighters in the UFC you actually consider white?
>>66816823
>not being pleasantly deaf
Be the Mark Hammill you want to see in the world
>>66816847
Yeah guessing you didn't have the balls to quote both posts, little cunt.
>>66816855
Why does this matter?
>>66816855
Are Sage
>>66816855
i was gonna say gunnar nelson but his dad is part american
>>66816875
>dyed blonde hair
nope
>>66816828
>angry Sage
I'm scared bros
>>66816855
Eric Koch was a beautiful creamy white porcelain doll before he started tanning and growing his hair out
>>66816891
Still gutted that she turned out to be in the grips of PED addiction
>>66816828
Irrelevant memefighter
Whyyyy did Weidman go for that meme kick? That literally lost him the belt. He was getting outstruck but his grappling was leagues beyond Rockhold's. That had the makings of a good fight, here's hoping the second outing is better.
>>66816901
looks like one of those cave monsters from Skyrim
>>66816917
delete
>>66816861
>Mark Hammil
Hendo vs Lombard @ UFC 199
>>66816936
Ah fuck. Sorry for my mistake.
>>66816936
I heard Matt and Mark Hamill used to pound each other behind the barn
>>66816901
Looks like he stomps immigrants in the subway.
>>66816945
>hector lombard
the ride never ends
>>66816945
Ayyy neato, hope Hendo wins
>>66816948
Can you just call me a cunt and tell me to get in your guard
>>66816945
Shouldn't Lombard have at least 90 days suspension after almost dying?
>>66816945
Battle of the old juicers. I'm into it.
>>66816661
>If she could change levels and threaten leg attacking takedowns, maybe...
exactly what i had in mind --- fucking dive down and grab her legs out from under her, some token ground and pound then armbar -- fight's over in less than 60 seconds. i honestly thought that this is how the second round would go last time. instead we get edmond telling her
>Beautiful! Stay nice and patient relax. Breathe, okay? Let's rinse that mouth, don't swallow it, rinse it. Champ, beautiful work. Listen to me, all she wants to do is catch you with that left hand and come on top with that hook, okay? We're feinting, we're keeping both hands up. We're feinting -- a lot of feints when we're pressing. We're stepping ahead. A little bit quicker on the step-ahead. She gets frustrated, okay? Your left hook is massive there. It's there -- right hand, left hook, right hand! And then what you gotta do after you let your hands go, back to defense! Press, feint, press, press!* So we can get her where we want her. Once we get her on the cage ... we need her on the cage this round and then we're going to be good, okay? Beautiful. More discipline, more discipline, please let's go you're the champ! Discipline!"
instead of
>"change of gameplan, champ - we need to take her down at all costs - once you have her on the ground you what what to do"
>>66816945
45 years old...
>>66816945
>basically dead Lombard
What happened to Tim Kennedy? Didn't he offer to fill in?
>>66816945
>fight starts
>lombard circles aggressively
>hendo hunches over and turtles forward like a dark souls character
>paws jab
>steps in for H bomb
>countered, heem'd
cant wait
>>66816945
Please let Percival be the ref
>>66816984
To be fair, I'm not sure Edmond knew how reckless Ronda was feeling by that point. He still thought she was coachable.
>>66816945
This will be Hendo/Gegard vol 2
>>66816828
Holy fucking kek
I just don't see how a significant number of UFC fans and truck bros crossover and also happen to like the corniest 2000 high-energy ad resulting in increased sales.
Face the Pain-esque Joe
>>66816971
Consider yourself lucky. Five grown men have entered my guard, and five grown men I've buried.
>>66817018
>Percival
>>66816993
he's making bank on http://www.rangerup.com/
>>66817077
based tim
https://twitter.com/HypeOrDie/status/720648352682110981
>>66815873
Are you in any way comparing the Mcgregor and Rousey losses? One was complete domination, the other one was one sided until a lucky shot hurt Mcgregor. Even the best chins crumble if they get hit right on the button. Rousey just got completely dominated and was never in that fight. No comparison.
>>66817111
>god
cringe
>>66817116
Is Rose on the gas?
>>66817126
If you don't fear G*d, then what do you fear?
>>66817135
nooting
>>66817116
Tecia Torres vs. Rose Namajunas full fight:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x124wi5_rose-namajunas-vs-tecia-torres_sport
>>66817111
What is Tim Kennedy? A gatekeeper? A journeyman? A contender? A former contender?
>>66816945
Why does UFC want to heem Dan into oblivion lads? ;_;
I hope Dan post-USADA > Lombard post-USADA
>>66817189
A Hero
>>66815762
lot of competition for that first
>>66817189
he speaks up about fighter pay, reebok etc. so he's dead to the UFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
Is it wrong to masturbate to this?
>>66817027
point taken but it was still shit advice even if ronda wasnt punchdrunk. mama knows best. regardless how we feel about ronda as a person or the marketing strategies of all things ronda she does have potential to become a great well rounded fighter rather than a one trick pony. she is one of few wmma that can actually beat someone unconscious with her fists. she's pretty much mastered judo to the best of her ability; her takedowns are fucking amazing to see. she needs to dedicate the necessary time to rounding out her skillset and that will take years.
Are other generals better or do I just not know enough about their sports to understand what's shitposting and what isn't?
>>66817314
Ronda is too stubborn to grind wrestling for long enough to round pit her skillset, and obviously has a long way to go with her striking, defense, footwork, etc.
Her potential is as high as it gets for WMAA but she's been truly exposed.
What up /heem/
How's the (You)conomy looking these days?
>>66817211
did u see lombard? hes obviously still juicing
>>66814753
what a damn chin on Lawler
>>66815586
big news indeed but I think everyone expected it. Kind of strange now with that fighter in Ireland passing away post fight
>>66816945
SPICY
P
I
C
Y
>>66817407
agreed. compounded with the fact that she has always been mentally unbalanced (might work in her favor), suffers from self esteem issues, and the fact that holly truly fucking broke her. dana can't just throw her at holly again for her first fight back (but i'll bet the greedy bastard will). i'm thinking someone mid tier like shevchenko would be an easy bout for her and help her regain some confidence. and if nunes manages to beat tate all the better; ronda can go in with the confidence that she's beaten tate twice before and a third victory over tate might be able to fix her for a successful rematch against holly.
>>66817189
An Hero
I still didn't receive the UFC Newsletter.
>hendo vs lombard
How does this fight go lads? if either one lands the fight is over guaranteed
>>66818100
Lombard is easy to hit and he'd get heem'd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym6-5IPOG5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym6-5IPOG5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym6-5IPOG5E
WHY IS THE CHRIS SO BASED?
What is wrong with American audiences?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVRE6Za2yLY
>>66818236
BASED BOY BASED BOY BASED BOY BASED BOY BASED BOY BASED BOY BASED BOY BASED BOY
>>66818236
blessed be our boy
>>66817841
Why do you want communismfu to be killed so early in her career?
>>66818236
>there are """people""" who want Rockhold as champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcMOZtWZArw
>>66816945
Joe Silva is drunk again
Is Khabib on prelims or main card? He's not on the event poster...
>>66818521
Weidman pretty much single-handedly brought MMA to NY as well
>>66816106
Badgeko Heyha
>>66818572
Main card but not main event anymore
>>66816106
Beautiful
Elegant
Talented
Humble
Extraordinary
>>66818631
It's weird that Jones never weighed in on the issue (probably because of his charges) but then again, he's from Endicott, which is arguably not "real" New York.
>>66818283
idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvnCJrvSzQ
i wanna see this turkish manlet get heemed
why doesnt someone just spark him out when he screams at them and punches them etc
>>66818696
Oh shit, Ronnie James Dio and the creator of The Twilight Zone are from there as well
What's with those memes of Ronda, is there anything new about it or just people traveled back in time and it's now funny again?
>>66816039
U naty bra?
>>66818728
>>66818732
Are you talking about an event that's running?
If yes link pls if no explain yourself
>>66818755
She'll probably headline the MSG card :(
We can only hope she gets BTFO'd again and goes into hiding for another year
>>66818728
Is Faber the dream wingman?
>>66818785
My newest new was the Lyoto out of card thing, thx m8.
>>66818755
I think americans got mad because we called them out earlier for not knowing anything about the sport and now they are actually seriously pretending to know shit about the ufc but since they are casuals they only know so much about the sport.
It's like little kids trying to sound like grown ups, it's kinda cute and they got drool on their shirts too, haha.
>>66818755
I was looking for a specific Ronda reaction pic and the time I saved it was around the time of the headkick so when I was scrolling through my folder to find it I saw a bunch of Ronda/Holly memes I hadn't seen in a while so I decided to post them and then some other people joined in.
>>66818236
>UFC Champ Chris Weidman
>>66816745
the prophecy lads
>>66814659
when wil Koksal baba fight vs McMcgregor. Koksal looks like he has mewment
>>66818926
That's some sick football moves desu.
Did anybody receive a promo code for UFC Fight Night 89 that they aren't going to use?
>>66816745
lel
>>66816745
prophecy fulfilled
>>66818753
A town that shits legends
>>66816106
a face only a British virgin could love
>>66818801
Faber's the dream anything not related to fighting for a title
>>66819072
>virgin
h-how did you know?
>>66819072
If anyone's standards are that low, just go gay at that point. I guarantee you a dude could be made up to look better than Betch.
>>66819072
Being a virgin is just a state of mind. In my mind I'm not a virgin
![In.the.Blood.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4_snapshot_00.06.57_[2016.01.26_17.28.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cAxGVSo.jpg "In.the.Blood.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4 snapshot 00.06.57 [2016.01.26 17.28.12]")
>>66814659
Everyone is getting injured because they're off the gas due to USADA testing
Predictioncuck....
>>66816712
that fat fuck
Can we all admit that despite being a cock, Cockhold is freaking legit?
>>66819740
Since when was rockhold anything but based?
>>66819740
too much cock
cock guy
>>66816945
how is that getting sanctioned?
it isn't even 30 days after the magny fight
>>66819740
No one hates him, he's just in the way of our boy.
So UFC 205 will be in november at MSG
That means there'll be 6 PPVs between July and november
Why so much ?
>>66819880
199 is in June pham
>>66819987
are you sure?
>>66819987
Dana & The Fertittas trying to cash in on the Conor meme before it completely dies out after Nate chokes him out again
>>66819880
Hendo is the one that needs to be concerned about his health
>>66820032
Yeah
https://twitter.com/Jon_Anik/status/720684146746593282
>>66820010
oh, nvm then
thought it was scheduled for this weekend
Is it too late to join the team or do i still have a chance?
>>66819987
July 200
August 201
September 202
October 203
November 204
Just one more than you'd expect senpai, where have you got it as 205. 201 might be in July too
If UFC 209 is not anywhere near Stockton and one of the DIaz is not headlining it, I'll mad
>>66820303
nate vs conor III, comained by robbie vs nick
>>66818728
I hope Weidman beats that normie Rockhold for betas everywhere
>>66820212
It's too late. The Team was closed after Rockhold fight.
>>66820333
throw in jake and giblert and you got a spicy meme going
>>66819072
Her bunda is prime though m8
>>66819740
>black hole of charisma
>grown man who skateboards
>from california
>balding
>got meme kicked in his debut
Despite all these things, his standup is good.
Do you think Rockhold and Weidman actually don't like each other or are they just hyping a fight?
>>66820555
Rockhold was just being to weidman and weidman took it personal.
You can see it that weidman is being an autistic mess and Rockhold is just doing what he does.
>>66820555
dis time ids bersonal :DDD
>>66820649
I feel like Rockhold is much more of an autist than Chris, but Chris was still in "rah rah im the champ" mode.
>>66820303
This desu, Nate and Nick have to be on that card. If not Dana will be have to cancel looking for a goof, because he'll see one everyday in the mirror #rekt #ANDSTILL
>8 anime episodes in my backlog because i've wasted time on /heem/
gonna be a long night lads
>>66820303
Dana doesn't want those trogs murdering people in the bathrooms.
>>66820728
Dayyymeeee
>>66815262
You gotta keep your boys in line. Sweden is ripping on you guys for liking the negros too much.
Sweden.
>>66820739
>/heem/
>time wasting
Pick one. Don't ever call us lads again if that's the kind of attitude you're bringing in here you dumb kraut
412th for fofao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1f47YKGb8
>>66820739
>germany is an anime watching autist
not surprised desu
>>66821007
He has a right to be an autist talk shit or get into my guard bitch.
You won't last a minute standing with me but maybe you can try a heel hook on the ground motherfucker.
>>66820984
Excellent post
Are there any other fearsome bros in MMA except the Diaz bros, The Nogs, the Pettis bros and The Emelianenkos?
>>66821225
Shamrocks
>>66821225
The Ruas
>>66821225
The Overeems
>>66821262
>>66821225
The Fertittas
>>66814956
Is that Artem?
>>66821225
The Millers
>>66821290
Holy shit, Alistair has an older brother that's going full meme in lesser mma organizations with a 33-34 record.
>>66821407
he was good at some point, but he mentaly broke(literally) in a fight and its been downhill from there
>>66821407
Yes, Valentijn
He also beat Couture at some point iirc
>>66821482
sammans has a weird face
Same as it ever
was
>>66821555
same as it ever was
And you may ask yourself
>>66821482
Reminder that Samman literally murdered his fiancé.
>>66821641
sauce
>>66821652
She died in a car crash. He, himself, believes he sent the text that distracted her and caused the crash.
I think OSP could pull the upset guys
Jones relies on his reach waaay too much and literally only had an easy time beating shorter opponents
The only time he had trouble was facing a much longer guy, Gustafs' Son. OSP even has longer reach than gus so I think he will hit Jones a bunch of times. We know he has KO power. We also know that Jones confidence is on Conair levels(pre Nate) right now.
The only problem OSP has is his shitty TDD so maybe jones hugs him for 5
>>66821780
>never beat anyone good, only cans
>lost to Bader
>mfw
>>66821780
>I think there's a possibility a fighter can win a fight
What enlightened insight
>>66822129
>JDS>ROTHWELL>REEM>JDS
Bader can wrestlefuck almost anyone on any given night, doesnt mean shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MIQzMmHdPo
>I had a feeling Nate was gonna get the upset
Lads has he become too alphabrained...
>>66822424
for Joe, time is a flat circle
>>66822424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHG8nPvegO0
>>66821225
>that feel of parents not having another son with athletic genetics to get into mma
>>66822547
who would want their son to get brain damage
>tfw post on /heem/ everyday
>>66822592
your parents clearly
>>66822631
iktfb
I probably spend 8 hours a day MINIMUM on 4chan
>>66822592
Im sure no one thinks their kid is going into mma, im sure even fighters dont think their kids will do something else
Once the kids 18 You cant stop him
>>66822647
thats rude man why say such a thing
>>66822631
If you could do less of that, that would be great.
>>66822674
get a dog bro
>>66822691
because
>>66821780
Gus could use his reach well though by cutting angles and catching Jones on the turn with combos an establishing his jab. OSP literally does none of that, he has a punchers chance. A legit one though, Jones was unironically rocked by Machida, if OSP catches him he could definitely go out. Same thing with Rumble.
Or Jones wins via sub or dec is he's not caught.
>>66822631
>>66822674
right here with you my nigs
>>66815814
"That all you got Paige?"
>>66822722
what does IPE mean
>>66822740
stop posting this ugly motherfucker
>>66822631
>tfw I'll spend the summer outside working and camping
I hope I can spend UFC 200 with you guys
>>66816945
Why does his body look so weird?
Mark Hunt just signed on for 6 more fights.
pretty based
>>66823074
wide long torso
pose
angle
>>66822674
>>66822740
Same senpaitachi, I'm literally always on here. I generally just leave the tab open, /heem/ moves far faster now so it's a better idea than when we had the same thread up for days.
Sometimes it's too fast desu
>>66822815
i cant do that dutchbro
>>66823128
>6 poor fucks are getting brain damage
:^)
>>66823340
You can TKO Hunt but good luck permanently damaging that coconut. He's kind of like Bas or the Diaz brothers, it just doesn't show he's always been the same, if anything he's gotten more articulate and talkative.
>>66815337
GET FUCKED ROCKHOLD
Any1 here have an ugly face?
>>66823320
>that .webm
jesus christ.
why?
>>66823669
>women
You can't explain that.
>>66823646
what do you want
>>66822631
I have heem open in a tab at all times
>>66823711
Is the one getting slapped a man or a woman
Are the only women attracted to scrawny, androgenous men into that sort of thing
Lorenzo Fertata interviewed by Luke Thomas today about MSG,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bXYQghu2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bXYQghu2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bXYQghu2s
>>66816901
Never realised Koch had such a huge head
>>66824105
I guess they are less likely to fight back
Tecia Torres has a nice bunda
munkee
Sometimes those cancelled fights are great.
Machida vs Hendo 2 was a bad fight, RematchFC should quit with those horrible matchups. A random fucking street bum probably outclasses Joe Silva's matchmaking.
Now hopefully Diaz/Conor/Weidman/Luke don't fight in those shitty rematches.
>>66818816
Sounds like someone is mad because the most noteworthy mma fighter from their country is a talent-less manlet
>ngannou will never fight black beast
;_;
>khabib fights in 2 days
who /hyped/ here
>>66825192
here
khabib is tied for the spot of my boy
fuck soccer is literally the worst sport
>>66825192
Khabib has been my boy forever
He's the true LW champ
>>66825192
I hate him. I hope he loses.
>>66825192
I guess, but when it isn't against El Cucky nothing really matters
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/11/11409458/kimbo-slice-commission-shouldnt-punish-fighters-who-use-extra-vitamins-perform-mma
>extra vitamins
What did he mean by this?
>>66825395
based kimbo
>>66825395
Black people don't produce as much Vitamin D from exposure to sunlight so he is pursuing a racial discrimination case because he has to take more supplemental D pills
NEW: >>66825471
>>66825395
vitamin S
>2016
>not vegan only
>30 bananas a day
how much are you failing at life?
fill up this thread come on
>>66825601
496
>>66825520
based aquafresh
>>66825763
thank you
>>66825395
He's a living and walking shitpost
>>66814706
why did conor take that fight again if that shit happens again it's the end of the conor hype train
>>66815459
>I believe nothing should be taken, not even whey protein
>protein shakes / smoothies are ok
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66826016
he fell for the conor meme
>>66826143
I really did man. I really did. He just can't fight somebody who's taller than him. This next fight he's going to try to into /energy/ though so who knows what's going to happen. Another thing it seems like he can't take nearly as much damage as Nate does so if he does into /energy/ and stops throwing those big punches, it might just not affect Diaz anyway.
>>66823711
>>66824105
>>66824388
it's a man but it's not real, from some dutch (or some other euro) advert or public awareness campaign bullshit
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