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1 Cleveland Cavaliers vs 8 Detroit Pistons
2 Toronto Raptors vs 7 Indiana Pacers
3 Miami Heat vs 6 Charlotte Hornets
4 Atlanta Hawks vs 5 Boston Celtics
1 Golden State Warriors vs 8 Houston Rockets
2 San Antonio Spurs vs 7 Memphis Grizzlies
3 Oklahoma City Thunder vs 6 Dallas Mavericks
4 Los Angeles Clippers vs 5 Portland Trailblazers
xth for Warriors/Hornets meme final
why does no one give a fuck about warriors :(?? they won 73 games.
WEW KOBE
This was one of the most fun nights in basketball for a while
can someone green text the Warriors game? i missed the whole thing
>>66809043
she boutta press F to pay respects if you know what i mean
>>66809105
It's going to be even better when the Raptors win the championship and Drake drops Views
Is Kobe top 10?
>Above Kobe Tier (in no particular order)
Michael
Kareem
Magic
Wilt
Russell
Bird
Oscar
Lebron
Curry in 3 years
That's 9.
>Debateable Tier
Shaq
Hakeem
Dr. J
Jerry West
Malone
>Below Kobe Tier
Dirk
Charles
Everyone Else
>>66809136
>3s
>3s
>3s
>3s
Is Kobe going to be an analyst for TNT now?
I really do love that Kobe successfully went for 50 FGAs to beat MJ's 49. That really is the right way for him to go out, chucking up shots.
>>66809136
>meme chucking
There you go.
4 more chips and Wardell can go out like Kobr
5 more in succession and Wardell's jumpshooting team can be the new GOAT
Will his ankles make the grind?
>WARRIORS HIGHLIGHT INTERRUPTED BY KOBE NEWS CONFERENCE
HE'S KEKING THEM EVEN OFF TBE COURT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>66809146
Duncan is better though
/nba/ general has more cancer than craig sager right now
>>66809043
>Celtics pull through for the win after being down 20+ points
>Warriors break NBA history for most wins in a regular season
>Kobe scores 60 in final win at Lakers home
BEST NIGHT OF BASKETBALL
What should my post Kobe fap be? Don't be an unoriginal fag and say "rape" either
>mfw tripfags and warrior cucks thought Kobr would get 15 points, 20 at best
who's most likely to make a playoff upset?
>>66809146
>No Duncan
can /a/ do anything right?
[spoiler]the answer is replace oscar with kobe. that nigger's overrated as all hell[/spoiler]
Kobe isn't the greatest player of all time statistically or in terms of points, championships or raw skill, but man, what a fucking player.
His personality, charm charisma, volume scoring and clutch shooting made him bigger than life desu
The NBA will never heve someone this based again.
>Kobe on TNT with EJ and the crew
Y or N?
>>66809160
Wilt Chamberlain attempted 63 field goals for his 100 points game, which is still the record FGA.
>>66809175
>Me
>Missing Duncan
Okay, that's 10.
KEK TRIGGER FINGERS TURN TO TWITTER FINGERS
>>66809201
Yes please
Banter would be GOAT
how much will kobe's dick be sucked tonight?
>>66809146
I'd agree with this arbritary list desu
kba renamed to koby when?
>>66809187
You know. Spurs upsetting Gs in the con finals
>>66809191
this is exactly what people thought when jordan retired and what the current kids will say about curry in 10 years time you autist
You now remember 73-9
>huge crying jordan poster in the warriors crowd
>>66809239
What was that?
>>66809239
???
>>66809211
not even kidding any of us could probably beat up lou williams 2bh
>>66809234
and it's true, Jordan, Kobe and Curry were their own unique players
>>66809239
zzzzzzz
>>66809239
Don't recall that. I remember when kobe retired
seriously kobe took the most shot in 40 years and people are ok with this.
I cant be the only one who is getting annoyed with the nutthugging.
>i feel like I am taking crazy pills
FUCKING SUNS BOUGHT AND REMOVED THE BASED JAM I FUCKING HATE YOU SANDNIGGERS
So apparently the Memeiors played a game
Did anyone actually watch?
>>66809211
>>66809245
what did he mean by this? i don't speak ratchet
>make a Kobe thread
>on page 1, constant replies
>suddenly taken down
Mods confirmed for Warriors fans?
>steph curry will win a 6th ring at some point
>>66809239
who?
>>66809262
I'm a superhuman aryan, of course I can.
>>66809287
They played?
>>66809283
It was a meaningless game
fuck off faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-3s90fR1ak
>>66809239
Doesn't ring a bell
>>66809239
I don't get it, was that a bingo number or something?
why was he just speaking in latin
has norman powell surpassed lebron james?
>>66809310
>you think that would make me mad
lol
just bring up the game tonight. how could they lose a 25 point lead at half and lose by double digits.
still fuck kobe.
>>66809239
Craig Sager is literally going to die in 1 months time
>>66809239
Are those lotto numbers?
>>66809239
didn't the warriors do that or something? I was too busy watching Kobe drop 60
>>66809370
Stay upset
>chucks 50 shots
>refs ignore blatant moving screens and pushoffs
>most missed FGs in history
>>66809290
LeSean Mccoy is talking shit about Lou Williams and the snitch dlo. Lou replies saying you didn't say anything when you were in LA but wanna talk all tough on Twitter. They obviously have some history of something
>>66809239
I don't know what you mean
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>tfw Kobe goes back home an takes the head coaching job for the 76ers
>tfw he drafts Hield 2nd overall and creates Shaq and Kobe 2.0 with Okafor and Hield
>tfw this will never happen
;_;
Kobe Jr will be conceived TONIGHT
>>66809420
fucking genius
>>66809187
Pacers.
We will shit on the Raptors like we always do
In all honesty, the 73-9 game was pretty boring
Take your picks
>>66809398
>most points in one game in history
>most legendary player to retire
>autistic
>hot wife
u mad tho
What game did /nba/ watch tonight
>>66809446
Cavs
Raps
Heat
Celts
W's
Spurs
OKC
Blazers
>>66809146
>no Duncan
list discarded
>>66809446
Who do the spurs meet after beating the grizz
>>66809401
damn thuglife
>>66809446
The only series that will go 6 games is Miami vs Boston.
>>66809239
When did that happen? I was busy watching real basketball
>>66809470
Watch the earlier games, and then the Lakers cause it was the only one on at 10:30 other than Clippers vs Suns (resting players)
>>66809481
thunder or clips
>>66809239
64?
>>66809446
blazermania faggt
>Curry's Warriors break the record
>Outshined by Kobe's final game
Can North Cuckolina stop taking L's?
>>66809470
Kobe. It was the only entertaining game
>Raptors playoff game 1 is scheduled for 12:30pm on a sunday
>3rd year in a row
seriously fuck the NBA
Someone needs to make a college of all those /nba/ posts that said Kobe would fuck up
Bonus points if you photoshop a smug Kobe face into the background
>>66809420
ill wait til aliexpress has them
>>66809481
Thunder. Clips meet Gs.
What game did you watch, pls vote
http://strawpoll.me/7367685
>>66809446
WEST
Cleavland
Raptors
Heat
Atlanta
EAST
Warriors
Spurs
Thunder
Portland
>>66809283
>>i feel like I am taking crazy pills
you're just taking salty pills m8
>>66809389
why would I be upset kobe is done the heat are still playing
who the fuck named dis nyuqqa "Bean" lmao
>>66809506
It's Saturday
>>66809446
Cavs
Pacers
Heat
Celts
Dubs
Spurs
Thunder
Cloppers
>>66809495
blazers i meant instead of clips
>>66809377
JUST
>>66809446
Cavs in 5
Toronto in 6
Miami in 6
ATL in 6
Warriors in 4
Spurs in 4
OKC in 5
Clippers in 5
We gonna ignore the fact Kobe's daughter is blossoming into a pretty young woman?
>>66809446
Cavs
Pacers
Hornets
Hawks
Warriors
Spurs
Thunder
Clippers
>>66809433
>Kobe doesn't have a son yet
Might have to take a cheeky trip back to Denver if his wife can't do it.
>>66809239
Why did you post your math homework
>>66809534
Typo
Still, same principle applies
>>66809512
i saw all those post
kek
>>66809552
kobe hasn't ignored it, i'm sure his rape tendencies haven't slowed
didn't you watch kobe make out with his daughter on the court postgame?
>>66809446
the west has some shit tier match ups, no series will go further than 5 games
>>66809512
I learned how to make colleges in collage tbqh
>>66809560
>implying kobe doesn't have at least 5 illegitimate sons in China alone
>>66809506
what channel?
>>66809600
I'm such a fucking idiot, apologies.
>>66809446
>All these autists choosing the Heat to win
D-Wade's knees are going to explode Game 1 and Whiteside's gonna get exposed like the bitch boy he is
>>66809446
Cavs>Pistons
Raptors>Pacers
Hornets>Heat
Celtics>Hawks
Warriors>Rockets
Spurs>Grizzlies
Thunder>Mavericks
Clippers>Blazers
>the Eastern and Western conference Finals will be during the second round
>>66809446
cavs in 4
raps in 5
miami in 6
hawks in 7
gsw in 4
spurs in 4
okc in 4
clips in 5
>>66809634
>Whiteside's gonna get exposed like the bitch boy he is
he's going to suplex kemba and get suspended for the rest of the season
Man Kobe is dropping some wisdom gems right now in the post conference
I hope Kobe buys the 76ers
>Kobe jacking up 50 (FIFTY) shots in a game while a bunch of superficial celebrities cheer him on like they won the championship despite the pitiful 17-65 record
>Curry jacking up meme three pointers for three straight quarters purely for the sake of chasing records while a bunch of shameless bandwagoners who didn't give a fuck about the Warriors three years ago cheer him on
This sport is fucked.
>>66809688
>tfw espn changed it to the fucking warriors interview
ROASTED
O
A
S
T
E
D
>>66809707
heres your (you)
enjoy it
>>66809675
>Suplex Kemba
Literally my new rap name. thnx m8
who /lottery/ here
>>66809746
>Detroit sweeps Leaveland
Oh and Kobe publicly requested a trade on the air on ESPN in 2007 so his spiel about sticking together through the tough times is fucking hilarious. He wanted to leave they just wouldn't let him.
>>66809446
>1. Golden State vs Houston
>2. Clippers vs Portland
>3. Oklahoma City vs Dallas
POWER GAP
>4000. Atlanta vs Boston
>5000. San Antonio vs Memphis
>6000. Toronto vs Indiana
EXTREME POWER GAP
>77777777777777. Cleveland vs Detroit
>888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888. Miami vs Charlotte
>>66809774
Cleveland has 0 championships in the past 40 years
>>66809764
They're going to give it to the Lakers as a 'parting gift' while the Celtics get #2 so it evens out
The NBA will not let the Lelkers stay dull and make less money just like during the post-Magic era
>>66809707
>someone misusing a tripcode on an anonymous imageboard for the main purpose of wanting attention
This board is fucked
>based ammo
Daily reminder that Staples Center booed Kobe in the 2007-08 Lakers home opener and now they all pretend it never happened.
>>66809707
>Superstar leaves his home state team in a superficial show to showcase his decision
>goes to Miami wins TWO rings comes back and gets load of WELCOME HOME treatment
>>66809776
Atlanta vs Boston and Miami vs Charlotte will be the only competitive ones so that makes them automatic 1 and 2
>>66809803
Stop responding to the bait
>>66809774
>wanted to leave
>stuck through it anyway
>stays for another 8 years
it wasnt spiel m8
>>66809776
>>1. Golden State vs Houston
i stopped reading right there
>>66809815
Entertaining =///////////////////= Competetive
>HE WROTE ON THE BOTTLE
COUGH
>he wrote on the bottle
COUGH
>sorry
>so he wrote on the bottle
worst postgame speech ever curry shouldnt be allowed to speak, why did they cut kobe off for this
>Dan Devine @YourManDevine 4m4 minutes ago
Kobe went 6-for-21 from 3-point land. J.R.’s record of 22 3-point attempts in a single game remains safe.
such a meme game
>>66809811
I finally agree with you on something
>>66809812
BTFO
>>66809776
>GSW vs Rockets
>#1
>interesting
>>66809776
The 1st round is pretty bad 2bh. All west series are gonna be sweeps
>>66809446
>West
Warriors, Spurs, Thunders, Clips
>East
Cavs, Raptors, Miami, Celts
>>66809836
Because nor cal gooks have more money than so cal spics
>>66809834
are you serious?
those games will be better than any of the western conference snoozefests
>>66809834
watching Curry chuck 20 3s a game and Harden flop for FTs on every other possession while the Rockets are getting swept =////////= entertaining
>>66809853
KEK
>>66809446
Cavs in 5
Raps in 6
Hornets in 6
Celtics in 5
GSW in 4
Spurs in 4
OKC in 5
Blazers in 6
Are we setting up a tourney thing like last year?
>>66809211
Charge your phone
>you now remember the nickname 'Vino'
>kobe with (6)0
>raptors win 5(6)
>year 201(6)
RBL gonna win one for da 6ix this year
>>66809834
Cause watching curry chuck 3s will be interesting
>mfw someone was sleeping on the Dallas "literally every game goes to OT" Mavericks near me
First Round:
Cavs over Pistons
Pacers over Raptors
Heat over Hornets
Hawks over Celtics
Warriors over Rockets
Spurs over Grizzlies
Thunder over Mavericks
Clippers over Blazers
Conference Semi-Finals:
Cavs over Hawks
Heat over Pacers
Warriors over Clippers
Spurs over Thunder
Conference Finals:
Cavs over Heat
Spurs over Warriors
NBA Finals:
Cavs over Spurs
>>66809211
>tfw no 2 gfs
>>66809694
>>66809146
>curry
fuck off, how is Shaq in debatable tier. JUST kys
>>66809880
>12 hours a day 2 days in a row
>>66809929
>you will never be this enriched
>>66809262
nigga im not running up on him and gettin shot
This is the most genuine I've ever seen Kobe.
>>66809933
>Cavs
>making it past the first round
I miss him already guys
I am actually looking forward to First Take for the first time in my life. I bet Skip Bayless gonna rip Kobe's ego trip apart.
>>66809893
not unless you do it
>>66809810
2 rings baby
>I am actually looking forward to First Take
>>66810009
>I am actually looking forward to First Take
hey guy's remember me???
Warriors fans are fucking struggling right now
they're not as good as the 90's Bulls. and not as good as Kobe on his retirement night
>nobody noticed lebron got btfo again
His stardom is over
1. Oklahoma City Thunder
2. San Antonio Spurs
3. Toronto Raptors
4. Portland Trail-Blazers
5. Charlotte Hornets
6. Dallas Mavericks
7. Boston Celtics
8. Miami Heat
9. Memphis Grizzlies
10. Detroit Pistons
11. Indiana Pacers
12. Atlanta Hawks
POWER GAP
90000001. Houston Rockets
90000000000000001. Los Angeles Clippers
90000000000000000000000001. Golden State Warriors
POWER GAP
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Cleveland Cavaliers
>>66810115
>wanting the blunder to win
???
can any team besides spurs and warriors win championchip this year?
fill um out
im saving them for future keks
for some reason, im not that impressed by 73-9. I think it's because with the 72-10 bulls, they weren't trying to get to any number of wins, they weren't playing every game like it was their last to get to 72 wins, they just stumbled into it. I find it hard to believe that if MJ and company had a record to beat like the warriors did, that they couldn't get 73. There's other teams as well (2012-2013 heat, who went on a 27 game win streak) that could have gotten those win counts if they were going for it at the beginning. Had the warriors had their 24 game streak further into the season, I don't think they would have gotten the record, because they wouldn't be fighting for it every game. 24-0 start allowed it to be possible. But it is a pretty good feat nonetheless. Not like basketball regular season means anything.
Also nice 60, kobe. Took you 50 fucking shots. Remember when LeBron got 61 on 33 shots? Why are we praising when an old fucking broken legged rapist has his entire team clear the court for him so he can chuck up 50 shots on under 50% shooting? Who the fuck is allowed to chuck like that when they don't have a hot hand?
>>66810134
hahahahahahah
>tannebitch
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66810112
His stardom died last year. Literally no one cares about him anymore
>>66810141
celtics is the east's best chance against the west tbqh
>>66810141
>the Celtics are in the playoffs and are a lottery team
>>66810173
The Celtics are going to make a deep run then get Horford + KD during the offseason.
So if Clippers don't get passed the 2nd round, do they blow up the team?
>>66810115
>reddit the post
nice
>>66810173
meant for
>>66810140
also Stevens/Budenholzer adjustment duel will be the most competitive in that conference
>there are """"""""""people"""""""""" in this thread right now who don't consider rondo a top 10 pg all time
>>66810087
That should tell you how bad this circlejerk actually is.
>>66810192
>two washed up non-winners
I rather have them win the Ingramsbowl/Simmonsbowl.
basketball is dumb
>>66810192
Is Horford unrestricted? Anything less, Bud won't let his Tim Duncan go. Besides, Horford + KD on the floor together is stupidly inefficient, they'll just get in each other's way.
>>66810200
If they get gang raped yes but if they pulled off 2 games you'd have to think hard about it
>>66810225
Where do I put my ketchup?
>>66810134
LMAO
/SP/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AGAIN
>>66810239
DELETE THIS
>>66810134
>nigga im on that bitch hating
part of history in this bitch nigga. what have you done today /nba/?
>>66810112
ldbfron didnt even play tongiht
>>66810251
I don't get it
who /sports misc/ here?
niggas high of that sodium after goatbe drops 60
I can tell Kobe hates Steph Curry, he pretends like he respects their skill and talent but he secretly hates them. The way he treats Curry and the Warriors is so fake and emotionless
PLAYOFFS ARE FINALLY COMING
>>66810280
just kobe things
Raptors dont even need to win the championship for us to shitpost you into oblivion.
The years of "lol 1st round exit lmao!!!" have dug you into a grave you will not be able to crawl out of. Be warned that there will be an influx of Drake pictures as soon as the Raptors beat the Pacers.
>>66810141
>Portland cucks Paul, Curry, Aldridge, Lebron in that order to win it all
>>66810245
Horford is unrestricted
>>66810337
saved and added to the pool
good luck and happy mamba day
>tfw Lexplorer didn't get to watch Kobe score 60 and was probably getting bopped by Jerome in his prison cell during the game instead
F
>>66809146
>oscar
Fucking wew lad
>>66810351
Could be the end of the Atlanta dream but i don't think he'll leave. Teague will.
>>66810357
okay lol
saved
>>66810338
>Sheed is in there
>>66810376
Teague is 100% out, they're going to keep Shroeder. Atlanta is definitely going to rebuild, though, I don't see them getting any further than what they did last year.
>>66810387
is that a fucking new tag on that guys jersey?
>la fans
>>66810357
i am having doubts that Cleveland can even make it to the Finals
>>66809092
>>66809176
Welcome to /sp/
>>66809187
West: Portland in the first round
East: Boston could give the Casv a tight series. Won't beat them though.
>>66809764
Sixers here what up pham
>>66810433
Miami could cuck them again
i've been hating you too long to stop now
>The Portland Trailblazers will beat the Los Angeles Clippers
Stop memeing faggots
>>66810433
>he thinks it won't be a Raptors-Warriors final
what fantasy land are you fellas living in lmao
>>66810141
reminder you cannot win unless you play
>>66810473
Does it really matter who? Either way one of you is gonna have to get raped by the Memeiors
>>66810482
reread my post friend
i am not disagreeing with you
Cleveland should be scared. THAT BOY UP TO SOMETHING
/jah/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1LXb8RAOtA
>>66810400
They need another, more patient Demarre. And a black Korver. Team doesn't set hard enough screens for Korver, i don't think his team mates like him enough even tho he's a pro. Just from what few Hawks games i've caught.
>>66810473
Our agreement was when the playoffs started but the few days before the official start still count.
The falseflagging starts now. You were warned.
>>66810455
They only won 10 games this year
CALL ME CAPTAIN CLUTCH F@M
Honestly these playoffs are gonna be boring as fuck
>>66809810
is he autistic bros?
I was having sex with my girl during the 4th with the game on in the background..
When he had around 40 she started moaning his name and I was losing my boner so she just finished herself to his last 2 FTs
What do I do?!!??!
Raptors fan by the way
>>66810534
warriors are legitimately going to just run through everyone
Why do Warriors constantly do illegal screens
>>66810551
LE KEK MEME xD
>>66810540
yes look at his hand
need i say more?
>>66810519
Minnesota and Detroit are my underdog teams desu
C's eliminated in 5. I'm calling it now.
>All the people commenting Kobe on the Warriors social media
TONIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO OUR NIGHT FUCK YOU KOBE YOU OVERRATED ASSHOLE AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT FANS
>>66810348
I got you senpai
Austin Rivers is the future of the NBA. Next season he's going to be a top 5 PG along with Chris Paul. This is obviously going to be AFTER we win the championship this season.
It's nice that Kobe retired today. We won't have to see his bum shit up the Staples Center while the Clippers keep LA happy with highlight dunks and future championships. Fuck Kobe. He was a worthless shit.
DeAndre Jordan's defense > Kobe
Chris Paul's leadership > Kobe
Blake Griffin's ginger hair > Kobe
how mad are Warriorfags right now?
>best team ever
>>66810635
Blake Griffin should play with Durant and Westbrook desu
>>66810188
we practically have 4 first rounders: 3, 17, 23 (can vary a bit) and 31. That's freaking awesome.
>>66810621
>saved
would kek again
>>66810629
>saved
somehow i understood that, ive been here too long
>>66809738
Hey day was like 14 years ago...
>>66810188
don't draft a crackhead who rekts himself draft night this time
/Detroit Pistons fanz back in dis convo for four gaems
>>66810657
Kek
Are there no good players on the Rockets? Why is Harden doing ISO plays like every possession?
>>66810689
>>66810657
Need more of these screen caps
>>66810188
>>66810667
Do you think Brad Stevens planned for it? Impressive.
>>66809146
>lebitch
lel
>>66810728
>Patrick Beverly
>Trevor Ariza
>Dwight Howard
No
>>66810635
>>66810635
>Rockets somehow beat Warriors
>biggest upset in nba history
>go back to looking like trash for second round
>Clippers take first three games
>have 20 point lead heading into 4th quarter of game 4
>blow lead and let Rockets win
>Rockets go on to make the conference finals
>>66810657
Savage
>>66810756
no fucking way that is real
>>66810728
>Why is Harden doing ISO plays like every possession?
to keep up the facade that he's actually a terrible basketball player
>>66810756
I hate to say it but he deserved it
>>66810756
Don't most people die of a heart attack before hitting the ground when falling that high?
>>66810775
What is it? The webm won't play
>>66810728
Harden could be supported by good perimeter defense, but Houston didn't get DPOY Dwight Howard, they got porn candy SVG-shaded LAL-shaded Dwight. He ain't superman no mo, he Kryptonite.
>>66810756
sauce, bitch was wearing a parachute am i right faggot?
>>66810803
Some guy falling off a tall building
>>66810756
>The person recording it was standing on the edge as well
Jesus Christ people are complete morons.
>All these Kobe nuthuggers can't accept greatness
I hope a 9.0 earthquake destroys Los Angeles tonight
>>66810739
Ainge is the one who did the right moves: Rondo trade and Nets trade
>>66810619
act like you've been there, count on a chip and asking Mikey Jordan to step over like a rover
>Kobe overshadowing 73-9
I'm so fucking happy. I don't like him but now that he shut out the memes celebration, he's okay in my book
>>66810824
>mfw an earthquake hitting LA would hit the bay area too and kill steph curry
HAHAHAHA
Did Curry get to 400 3's?
Well that's it until next season /nba/ goodbye
>>66810861
Who cares
best night in nba history
MAMBA OUT
>>66810861
over 400 now
Kobe
i only watched the NBA for this dude and to see who's next or who can compare, but LeBron a shit, currys a shooter, Westbrook cant shoot and Durant too slow.
MAMBA OUT
GOAT
Scripted af
https://twitter.com/GotEm_Coach/status/720506324908445697
>>66810883
>saved into the data base
>heat losing to the cavs
>>66810756
Wew Kobe
Reminds me of these niggas getting booted into that hole in game of thrones
>>66810871
you'd think someone would strongarm Jimmy Dolan into selling the team to someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. But no. Hang in there Knicksbro.
>>66810871
I feel bad for the franchise, but damn Knicks fans are so unlikeable.
Toronto and SAS on the other hand are among the coolest.
RBL sweeped tonight btw
>>66810930
>SAS
Spurs fans are the worst in the NBA
Did Warriors play today?
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>No NBA for 2 days
>>66810701
yo what happened to my man Kelena and don't forget the goat COREY MACHETE
>>66810930
Detroit fan here, I really dig SAS fans. They know their shit, and don't get caught up in the happy crappy troll games. Tim Duncan is a GOAT among bigs, for sure.
>>66810952
seriously. i was killing myself during the off-season last year.
it is so fucking boring with no basketball.
>>66810946
Must have not been important tbqh
>dat bully pick for the gamewinner
>>66810945
interested to know why you say that.
they know their bball and nice to talk with.
>>66810937
>Raptors about to get knocked out in the first round
>Bulls out of the playoffs for the first time in forever
>Lakers with its worst season ever
>sweeped
this desu
>>66810976
man that pick over there is pure WWF stuff.
>>66810999
>999
saved
>>66810976
>what_haters_thinks_happens_during_a_Warriors_P&R.webm
>>66810930
>>66810979
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a spurs fan
>>66809146
>Shaq in debatable tier
>>66811014
I though sports were forbidden under sharia law Muhammad?
>>66811028
>>66811028
>>66811028
>>66811028
I expected /nba/ to be a little more grateful to kobe for wiping the Warriors record off the map
>>66811028
Warriors did it last year and nobody cared either. A 4th place tie doesn't matter.
>>66811039
>getting bootyblasted by a simple filename joke
>m-muh Muhammed
wow kill urself my man
>>66811028
shut the fuck up skip bayless
dubs confirm pistons beat the cavs in 7
>>66811039
>in college
>5 kids in my class are super Muslim
>mention MSU losing to Alabama 38-0 in football
>all the muslims start flipping out because they thought I was talking about soccer
>The Utah Jizz
god damn it man. you guys had one job. all you had to do was beat the Mavericks and the Lakers, and you would saved us from having to watch another horrible Cockshits playoff series. god fucking damn it. I can't believe the Cockshits made the playoffs. fuck Utah and fuck Houston
>>66811087
You cursed us mayne. We might have a small shot though
Pistons record against the Cavs this season is 3-1.
Lebron has 4 MVPs
Kobe has 1, could have had 2 were it not for a Denver chimpout
Lebron is more efficient than Kobe, averages more points, rebounds, assists, steals and blocks per game
He has a better field goal percentage than Kobe as well as 3pt percentage
He is more clutch than Kobe when it comes to hitting game winners
In what metric is Kobe better?
>>66811068
>kill urself
I though that's what you guys did?
Gotta get them 72 virgins and all.
>>66811109
>2-4
>>66809764
I hope MN wins it again, having 3 years of #1 picks would be top kek
who does /futbol like for Sam Mitchell's replacements?
>>66810976
Jesus Christos! Mugged!
>>66811087
I could roll with that. I'm real about the chances, Detroit could get stomped 4 in a row and never get close, but they're a tougher draw than the Chicago Bulls.
>>66811105
i tried man i was indexing and timing it and everything
>>66811117
>team accolades
How many finals MVPs does Kobe have? The same amount as Lebron, right?
>>66811109
>this autistic Kobe dickrider is making pro-LeBron falseflags so he can reply to his own post a bunch of times with >2-4 and anime reaction images
this place is the epicenter of autism
i thank kobe fore shitting on canada every chance he had
>>66811109
LeBron wouldn't have gotten MVPs with prime shaq or AI or Kobe as his competition. And as a complete media and corporate fabrication it's no surprise he has tons of meaningless things like MVPs.
>>66811122
>now you get dubs
Now were really fucked
>yfw kobe is only 37
can he make a comeback???
>>66811111
oh my god
>>66811141
Can you tell me in what Finals series Kobe competed against Shaq in?
>Ai
You mean the guy who could do literally nothing but score and only ever played in a single Finals series/lost in 5?
>>66811111
Germany is never allowed back in /nba/ unless they produce another Dirk-tier talent soon
>>66811152
dude played almost 3 seasons' worth of extra games in the playoffs, so he's also over 9000 in dog years too
>>66811141
>prime shaq or AI or Kobe as his competition.
Kobe literally only had to beat Allen Iverson by himself on a terrible Sixers team, their team was so stacked they nearly swept the playoffs.
>>66811087
>>66811122
This guy wastes a dubs get for the Pistons beating the Cavs
and meanwhile
>>66811111
this guy is getting quints while destroying Germany
>>66810490
Him and Eddie Jones oh man
>>66811181
>ayyyyy81
>>66811141
well said man
IT S OVER NOW, we ll never have see that toilet of a face play NBA bball again
Just throw that sick fuck in the dustbin of history where he belongs.
>>66811159
Why are you now talking about Finals when you were talking about regular season awards?
Spurs vs Cavs finals
Cavs in 6
>Kobe is fucking the shit out of Vanessa and there's nothing we can do about it
Vino Bryant when?
>>66811111
ayyyyy811111
>>66811204
You mean those regular season awards Lebron attained putting up stats superior to Kobe's career averages?
He outscored the chucker
dubs confirm cavs sweep the pistons
>>66811141
>Kobe played against Prime Shaq
Nigga Kobe played with PRime Shaq
>>66811219
spurs dont match well vs the cavs. they have to hope the cavs shit the bed mentally (its possible). but at the highest peak, the cavs will beat the spurs.
cavs if they can keep consistent play and no injuries can it to 7 games vs the warriors but obviously lose because the warriors have prime curry vs declining bron
>>66811231
You're fucking stupid dude, holy shit lmao
>>66811228
awwwww yeaa stones take a game
>>66811228
Just stop man. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>66811240
>Damage Control
>>66811141
>And as a complete media and corporate fabrication
>27 - 7 - 7
Nah Lebron is better than Kobe and it's not even close
>>66811253
Let me ask you one question: Do you think because Shaw and Kobe are on the same team they weren't in competition with each other for MVP votes? Honest, serious question just to measure your level of autism.
>>66811271
>Damage Control
>>66811249
just part of my master plan.
>>66811258
>2-4
>advanced stats
>>66811141
>Lebron wouldn't have gotten a single mvp with career averages of 27/7/7
kys
>Kobe
>needs Phil Jackson and a HoF big man to win in the Finals
>less MVP awards than Steve Nash
>gifted rings by admittedly cheating referees
>Lebron
>can play every position with proficiency
>Oscar Robertson in a 6 foot 9 frame
>dominate in all aspects of the game
>4 MVP awards due to consistent dominance
>can drag a past his prime Wade and Chris Bosh to the Finals and win
>won Finals MVP every time he won a Finals series, never carried
>in the consideration for Finals MVP due to his performance in his loss to a historic GSW team
>averaged more PPG than Kobe Bryant
>>66811256
Who /Cult of Kobe/ here?
>>66811282
So very autistic.
>>66811258
I can literally guarantee Lebron will not i repeat will not score 60 his last game and it's not even close
>>66811297
I'd rather win and lose championships as the best player on my team than get carried to multiple championships like Kobe and Robert Horry, role players
>>66811311
>Damage Control
>>66811299
not if he played against prime shaq, prime kobe, prime Duncan, prime AI, prime Nash....he lucked out
>>66811297
>shaw
I'm glad harden was exposed this year.
Last year yall were all over his dick saying he was the best in the league and all that good shit.
I've said it for 3 years and I'll say it again. Nothing but a flopping free throw chucking faggot
>>66811235
Yeah I can see Cavs beating the Spurs but not GSW
>Kobe vs Lebron like it's 2006
i'm getting nostalgia
Which laker game is the best game of their season? Beating the Warriors or kobe upstaging the Warriors?
>>66811323
>prime Nash is better than Kobe
Forgot he got two MVPs as the leader of his team, whereas Kobe got dragged to the Finals his first three trips
>>66811306
>all of this damage control on /nba/ because of based #MAMBADAY
>>66811343
>facts are damage control
Why do Kobe and Lebron have the same amount of Finals MVPs?
>>66811306
>pretending to be a lebron stan to make people hate lebron
kobr fans are truly pathetic
>>66811353
Nothing 'stan' about it, Lebron is going to be hated regardless but he's the best wing player of the last 16 years
>>66811353
its pretty good bait tho because /nba/ is dumb as fuck
>>66811333
it's weird. Lebron is objectively better at everything except being on good teams
Now that the memes are over
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>22/50
>6/21
My goodness..
>mfw Lebron will never score 60 points ever again
>Kobe played against a prime Shaq
Can't wait to see the spurs go far into the playoffs.
>>66811376
Those clutch plays doe
>>66811306
>averaged more PPG than Kobe Bryant
I never knew this actually, always thought Kobe would always have a ton of points with no assist and like 4 boards but turns out Lebron actually scores more than Kobe despite him having other responsibilities such as distributing and crashing the glass.
Weird he's so hated by casual fans whereas Kobe is loved for taking thirty shots a game and landing in the right situation.
Imagine if Lebron had prime Shaq, he certainly wouldn't snitch on him and run him out of town
>>66811391
if we don't get 7 games of glorious Spurs vs. Warriors then this playoffs edition was a letdown.
>Kobe played against a prime Shaq.
>>66811393
Pretty sure he ended 5-5 and he scored 17 of last 19 which is cool so he won't get ridiculed if they had lost
>>66811375
Yep, kids who started watching this year will never acknowledge the fact Shaq won Finals MVP for Kobe's first three championships. Put Lebron, Steph, or anyone on those teams and they'd have won a lot more
>>66811403
>if we don't get 7 games of glorious Spurs vs. Warriors then this playoffs edition was a letdown.
Spurs vs warriors is the most boring matchup in existence. are you delusional
>>66811376
Touch forgot
>W
>>66811395
People don't let "take the shot anon" lebron. Understandably.
>Literally claiming Kobe played against a prime Shaq
http://www.landofbasketball.com/player_comparison/kobe_bryant_vs_lebron_james.htm
>>66811422
How? They're one of the only teams that have a chance to beat the Warriors
Based Kobr upstaging the Warriors on their historic night.
Why do people pretend Shaq likes Kobe and vice versa? Its clear they despise each other and this media rekindling is all false. Remember how Kobe snitched and fucked over Shaq
>>66811415
>>66811428
is melo even good anymore? I don't follow the knicks
>>66811428
Melo only cares about money
>>66811432
People don't let him what?
>all this Lebron posting
>2-4
>>66811440
Lel those old fucks and Kawhi will get blown out again
>Danny Green
>Tony Parker
>Tim Duncan
>Manu Ginobili
>Good
Pick one
>>66811451
Melo was never good.
>>66811460
Do people actually argue Kobe is better than Lebron?
>>66811422
Nope, I just want the two best teams to host the Real Finals before the technical Finals.
>>66809446
think every higher seed team will go through
>people picking boston
>>66811450
Shaw deserved it for being lazy. He could'd been GOAT.
>mfw Kobe played a prime Shaq
>>66811460
>Lebron wins MVP
>can personally brag about all those years he was the best in the league
>Kobe wins first three chips
>can brag about all those years he was on the best team in the league
>>66811447
problem with volume shooting is that most guys think they're Jordan or Kobe but end up being Carmelo or JR Smith
>>66811459
Meant to type like.
>2-4
>best in the league
>>66811466
He was a top tier scorer which is kinda good
>>66811488
>trying to sneak Kobe into that Jordan category
>>66811462
Those same people were able to beat the team
>>66811497
they barely won a game. then got blown out the rest of them.
Why does the Eastern conference even exist?
>>66811504
to give Lebron an easy route to the finals
>>66811493
Lebron is actually better at taking game winners than Kobe, he's better at everything than Kobe
I'm not sure why people prefer Kobe to Lebron when all he did was get traded into the right situation, if he went to Charlotte he'd be ringless
>>66811503
Those were a part of Pop's master plan.
>>66811504
so the craptors can get rekt every 1st round and we laugh at their fans and pathetic country
>>66811504
So canada can have a team
>>66811439
holy shit those playoff numbers
Lebron might be the most unappreciated player ever
>lebron Fags mad nobody cares about his washed up ass
>>66811497
They barely beat the Warriors without Bogut/Ezeli/Iggy
Face it the Spurdoras are done very soon
>>66811466
>>66811503
A win is a win and while yeah they got BTFO, the playoffs is a different animal, and you can't count out the Spurs. It will be tough but Spurs can get it done
>>66811531
>beating a team without multiple players by a slim margin at home
Brb looking for "Tim Duncan didn't play" in your posting history
Whether its to diss him or to praise him LeBron's name has not been not mentioned in an /nba/ thread since the existence of /sp/
The obsession is too much.
>>66811513
>Lebron is actually better at taking game winners than Kobe
That's because he'll defer if it looks like a bad shot. He'll rather preserve his stats and let someone else miss during his Heat days.
>>66811541
He's the best player in the history of the game
>all these years beating up on a literally who Eastern Conference
>2-4
>>66811504
Because we have historicalli da best timz
LAL and Houston apart WC teamz were 0, nothing,zero, zilch before the nineties.
>>66811549
>he'd rather pass than take a bad shot
Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I wonder who passed Steve Kerr the ball when Stockton sagged off him to double team
>>66811539
I might have mention him not playing one time but I don't ever recall using him as an excuse why they lost. They have had games where they won without him so I knew that wouldn't be an excuse. Although I do have some friends who did and some that said Pop threw game on purpose.
Am I the only bballfag who thinks Toronto is the favourite against Indy?
>>66811551
Didn't Lebron beat the Celtics championship squad in a playoff series?
What exact is Pop's masterplan?
>>66811549
>That's because he'll defer if it looks like a bad shot
That is how you play team basketball anon. What are you even saying
>>66811574
Lose in the playoffs and retire
these 5 top-35 picks
i knew it was coming, but now that it's a reality it is so fecking sweet
>>66811572
And then one of their big 3 joined him to be a role player
>>66811549
>defer if it looks like a bad shot
how is this even a problem?
>>66811564
You're kidding
>>66811549
>HE DEFERS IF HE THINKS IT'S A BAD SHOT
Kobe fans
>>66811553
SA was good in the ABA
>>66811549
Calling it now but this might be the dumbest post of the season.
>>66811513
desu this is true, lebron is just better than kobe. this doesn't mean lebron is a GOAT, maybe he's top 5. but kobe is definitely not.
>>66811576
I think he's saying that he dishes to dudes in bad spots and bails out on drives that don't work, but that ain't even correct either.
>>66811549
>this post
>>66811586
Nope. The meme that "Pop is master ruseman xD he threw the game on purpose! Such a genius!" is kinda true. I don't hear is often but it has been said
>>66811549
>he'll defer if it looks like a bad shot.
Last minute go ahead basket, I'm the best player on the team so I know the defense is going to come after me
I have two options
A.) Take a low percentage contested shot selfishly, most likely miss and lose the game
B.) Pass to the open man, who most likely has a pretty good look since I'm drawing his defender
>>66811549
Lebron popularized the style that the Warriors have perfected.
>>66811609
u mean spo?
>>66811549
Dude hero ball is especially ineffective, look at Melo on the Knicks in all those years past. Just because you watch highlights of Kobe hitting impossible shots on Youtube doesn't mean that's an effective means of winning the game
>>66811606
God i knew spurs fans were horrible
>>66811579
i also dont think they stand a chance against GSW. too slow...
>not realizing all the GOATS are symbols of an era of basketball and logical evolutions from one another.
>>66811622
spurs will win the west then lose to cleveland
>>66811549
>That's because he'll defer if it looks like a bad shot.
You literally just proved his point, Lebron is a better clutch shooter because he doesn't take stupid shots trying to get on ESPN.
>He'll rather preserve his stats and let someone else miss during his Heat days.
Or...hear me out here, maybe on the Heat he was given options in late game situations where he could rely on his man to make the last second shot versus being on the Cavs and having Mo Williams chuck it up.
>>66811620
Yeah there are some annoying fans. But a good amount here are pretty chill and don't believe the memes and just apperciate them. The ones i appericiate the most are the ones who don't really brush off the loses as "part of pop's plan" or make excuses. Those fans are the true fans cause they care for the team and take the losses without making excuses
Warriors>>>cavs=spurs>raptors> other shit teams
Why do Kobe fans take it so personally when people say Lebron is better? He's superior in every objective measurement and even a better clutch shooter.
>>66811644
You're pretty chill for a spurdora fan. You ok in my book
>>66811648
Because Lebron isn't on their team, it's literally that simple. If Lebron was a Laker and Kobe got drafted to the Hornets we wouldn't even be having this conversation
>>66811648
Does it matter? Curry it's probably going to be GOAT if he wins this championship.
>>66811658
>Kobe got drafted to the Hornets
Could you imagine? He'd have been playing backup two guard the last few years of his career and would have retired quietly years ago. Probably on the Wizards or something
>>66811660
is*
>>66811671
New desu
>>66811667
>Kobe got drafted to the Hornets
He literally was drafted by the Hornets
>>66811667
There's really no way to know for certain. He might have had a spectacular career in New Orleans with Chris Paul and David West
>>66811644
>a tripfag who is decent
>let alone a spurdora fag
never thought I'd see the day
>>66811686
They wouldn't have gotten Paul with Kobe on the roster, he'd be chucking by himself or learning to play more efficient basketball
>>66811306
People like you are exactly why people hate LeBron.
I'll admit I'm a big LeBron fan, and he's undoubtedly a fantastic player, but if you can't appreciate the greatness of the Black Mamba, and call him out to make LeBron look better, you're just an insufferable moron.
Learn to like more than one basketball player. Liking basketball, and its players, isn't a fucking monogamous relationship you quintessential space wardrobe.
>>66811297
Consider this hypothetically. If Kobe put up the exact same stats, and played the exact same as he did throughout his career, except he was with a team like the Nets for 20 years, and never won a championship; would he be shit, despite playing the exact same, just because he didn't win a ring?
>>66811141
That explains why "Prime Kobe" only won MVP once?
>>66810976
Did you film this on your 2005 smart phone? Learn how to record from monitor.
>>66810976
I love how people either call the NBA soft because you can't play good defence, then claim things like this are unacceptable.
Pick one.
>>66810999
Contrarian /nba/ man at his finest right here.
>>66811039
I love this new "all Europeans are Muslims" meme.I'm assuming it's just as accurate as the "all Americans are fat, lazy, selfish, ignorant and loud" meme.
PUPPY
MONKEY
>>66811321
>>66811282
>>66811253
How to respond to criticism, /nba/ style.
I swear to god, people go on about how SJWs refuse to respond to criticism, or arguments, but this place is the ultimate cesspool of people getting so angry when they are criticised, they have to respond with more memes or buzzwords.
>>66812092
You motherfucker
You ruined it
senpaitachi
