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>22-50 FG
lmao overrated chucker is overrated
why do people still care about this old faggot when steph curry has become the greatest nba player in history
>>66807915
We all know Lebron is the greatest.
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>>66807901
Funny enough he improved his % this game
>>66807915
>>66807968
doesn't matter, the fact that some people think Kobe is a top 5 player is disgusting and hilarious
>>66807901
Bitch, that's a 44%. At age 37 with no knees. bow down
>And thank you to my wife for not leaving me when I raped that white girl in the ass
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>>66807968
>>66807915
>all this bait
>>66807997
of course he did, fucking ball hog
i have no idea where all the dick riding comes from, maybe because he was a laker?
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>>66807915
kobe isn't even a top 20 player of the last 20 years
Who?
>>66807968
LeBron is overrated as fuck.
>>66808009
>50 attempts
pretty much sums up his career lel
>>66808009
>Bow down
ahahahahaha
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>>66808108
And in the ultimate irony, he ends his career with an assist.
>kissing your daughters on the lips
why do athletes do this
Goodnight sweet prince
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>>66808003
>scores 60 points in his final game, 45 more then the goat MJ
Ok fag
>>66808151
I-I kiss my mom on the lips
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>>66808205
MJ wasn't fed every shot.
WE STICKY NOW
>>66808142
kek so true
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>>66808151
i wondered the same thing. weird af
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>Not documenting this moment in your life
who /crying/ here
Sticky now
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WE STICKY NOW
>tfw he's been playing my entire lifetime
>am 19 now
>>66808151
my reaction too
>STICKY
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Not even worth the f
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>Sticky
And now the thread explodes
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;____;
>praising a rapist
some weird shit in sports
>>66807848
Man fuck Kobe who /dubs/ here?
CURRY GOAT
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Too bad he can't even sniff Curry's jock in terms of greatness am I right?
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What's next for his career?
Will he be in movies now? Will he become a fat guy?
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On sticky.
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I've watched you play since I was 5 years old. 20 years has been amazing and the NBA won't be the same without you.
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You ruined my basketball for decades, and I love you for it.
Enjoy your retirement, you big bastard.
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Thank you Kobe
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>>66807901
>44%
>bad
RIP
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>STICKY
THANK YOU MAMBA
I'LL ALWAYS HATE YOU AND 2002 WAS OUR CHAMPIONSHIP THAT THE NBA CHEATED US OUT OF BUT I WILL ALWAYS RESPECT AND MISS YOU
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STICKY
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Finally his season long retirement tour is over. Still sad to see him go.
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PRESS F YOU FUCKING CUNTS
Legend
>>66807848
>STICKIED
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go celtics
>We're all gonna make it.
Just like kobr
60 points in 60 attempts isn't too bad is it?
>Sticky
THE CITY OF GOLDEN STATE
THE ULTIMATE IN KEKZARDRY
GOAT KOBE
>sticky for this overrated chucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-I1y8RpmXw
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>>66807848
Good times.
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>>66808306
>>66807915
>>66807968
Kobe = top 15-30 player of the last two decades
Steph = greatest player in the history of the sport
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didn't think I would get this hype for the game but shit
>>66808350
kek
>>66807848
WE STICKY NOW
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>kobr is more important than the memeoirs winning the memeular season
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Celtics
JUST
>tfw I live behind a sports bar and I can hear everyone yelling Kobe, no one cares about the Warriors
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Thanks for keeping my dad happy by winning so many games
I don't know anymore
60pt game on no knees
That was all heart. What a badass.
I can't even believe it. He shit it up the first quarter then fucking wins the game and scores 60. Thats Kobe. Fuck everyone saying he got fed the ball. He won that game
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RIP KOBR
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>warriors with the greatest regular season of all time
>no sticky
>not even the top story on espn
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>>66808068
Cause shaw carried him to championships
POST RARE KOBES
MAMBA OUT
Can we sticky a cuddle thread?
https://strawpoll.me/7367606
https://strawpoll.me/7367606
https://strawpoll.me/7367606
IMPORTANT
it was a media shitshow the whole year but i ended up buying into it
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>memes win more games than any team in the history of the NBA
>nobody gives a shit
KEKED BY KOBR ONCE AGAIN LOLOLOL
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>tfw there is no other cold-blooded player in the NBA anymore
I thought Westbrick might become that but he's more interested in chimping out after every dunk.
>>66808377
how devastated are Warrior fans that they upstaged by the Lakers in the biggest day of their Franchise's history
>1 achilles
>1 shoulder
>0 knees
>crumpled fingers
>60 points and the game winner
I LOVE YOU MAMBA PLEASE ENGINERR A SON EITH YOUR KILLER INSTINCT
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How can Kobr compete with THIS
>>66808399
Taking 50 of 87 shots and making 44% isn't winning them that game. But it was all set up to play like that. Stupid jews
>>66808418
All Kobe does is win.
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goodnight sweet prince
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>sticky
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;_;7
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>sticky
Why the FUCK is this a sticky? Fucking FAGGOT cuck mod
MAMBA ON THE FRONT PAGE
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Wish I got to watch more basketball when I was younger
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TYBK
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>>66808349
I was at this game.
>this faggot rapist gets his sticky
>amerinigger mods wouldn't give us a Cruyff sticky when he died which led to Barca being curse
McFucking kill yourselves Amerifats. Fuck Kobr and fuck you mods
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kobe fans are the biggest cucks on the planet
>>66808391
Warriors getting cucked on their record night
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Should sticky Kobe's fingers maybe he wouldn't be such a chucking piece of shit
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MAMBA OUT
>>66807848
/m/ reporting in
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>Everyone cares more about Kobe's meaningless final game than the 73rd win of the greatest NBA team of all time
I don't understand you people sometimes
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Rip in Peace Mamba
TYBM
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Goodbye Kobr ;_;
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-signed,
The white girl you blacked in Colorado
>>66808519
>Yuroboos are this mad
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>>66808519
KEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGA
>>66808459
>who is Steph Curry
>Sticky
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Didn't watch the game, did the Jazz play any D on him or were all his shots uncontested?
>>66807848
Rape
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Lmao. Nobody gives a shit about the Warriors.
/a/ here
sweet dreams dear prince
>>66808517
That's my favorite Kobe game
>>66808540
no one gives a fuck about the memeoirs other than bandwagon faggots
KOBR and SHAW TOGETHER AGAIN
>>66808391
the rest of the world is doing the same.
>mediocre high volume shooter who gets away with rape
ok.
ill miss u kobr :(
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https://strawpoll.me/7367606
https://strawpoll.me/7367606
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that'll do rapebot...that'll do
The fuck? Derek Fisher has skinny fucking legs.
Now we need GS to go one-and-done
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>>66808540
>memeoirs
Who gives a shit?
>>66808577
Last 12-16 points were questionable but the rest required alot more effort on his part.
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Based as fuck.
>>66808519
>implying I understood any of that
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goodnight sweet chucker
farewell Kobe, /a/ reporting
Players should just stop announcing their retirements after that game... Kobe is a fucking legend
What does F mean?
plz im new very much
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>>66807848
f- no means no
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;_;7
>>66808459
This. There are no assassins left, just meme chuckers.
>>66808604
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Shut up about who's the GOAT and pay respects faggots
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Still a rapist
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>>66808296
It's well known she dipped her panties in his piss to trap him
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thank you for bringing us 5 rings and causing so much assdevastation, LA will never have another athlete as based as you
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Ding ding the witch is dead
>>66807848
>50 (FIFTY) SHOTS
>50 (FIFTY) SHOTS
>50 (FIFTY) SHOTS
>50 (FIFTY) SHOTS
>>66808616
>who cares about the greatest NBA team of all time
>>66808641
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/press-f-to-pay-respects
How ironic is it that Kobe's last play was an assist?
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DIDN'T MISS A SHOT DOWN THE STRETCH
NIGGA ALWAYS HAD ICE IN HIS VEINS
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>>66808474
Someone has to make the shots. You think they would have won that game giving the ball to Roy Hibbert and Marcelo Huertas? You dumb piece of shit
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See you space cowboy
>>66808519
Who the fuck is Cruff you yuroboo faggot cuck
Now press F motherfucker
>>66808641
I'll do you a solid since this a celebration
Don't like NBA too much, but seeing Kobe cuck the Warriors is hilarious
i wish /sp/ could just be happy for somebody else's success for once
dude scored 60 points to end a brilliant career with a bajillion championships
its beautiful
i mean i understand if you believe the rape claims, that kind of thing will taint any moment, but other than that, y'all need to check that edge
>>66808519
>this post with that flag
>>66808726
passing the torch to the next great laker, senpai
Second best best player of his generation
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FUCK KOBE
where does this admiration come from?
are we just going to ignore he was a bigger ball hog than Allen Iverson?
are we going to ignore kobe holds the record for most career misses?
are we suppose to ignore the fact he wasn't the best player for 3 of his championships?
are we suppose to ignore Pau Gasol outplayed kobe in 2010?
fucking pathetic all of you
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>>66808435
what better laker would there be? Magic? Shaq? Jerry West, if anyone remembers him?
>>66808760
>>66808724
TY friends
F for Kobe
>>66808519
LMAO
>>66808763
The fuck are you talking about? 99% of us are praising him.
Kobe haters BTFO
>>66808519
This is our board. Go cry on /int/ sandnigger.
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>>66808666
Poor Manziel
>>66807848
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Goodnight Sweet Prince
Rip in pieces
what happened ?
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>>66808763
5 =/= bajillion
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>>66808720
>NBA RECORD
>NBA RECORD
>NBA RECORD
>NBA RECORD
>NBA RECORD
WE STICKY NOW
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>>66808789
Shut the fuck up nigger.
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;_;7 you'll be missed Kobe. F
See you space cowboy...
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Will anyone ever match this exit?
http://strawpoll.me/7367636
>all this hype for a crock who plays like shit for a shit team finally having the decency to retire
Sasuga trademarkerica.
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see you space cowboy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg1O49X5k0U&nohtml5=False
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>>66808666
>wizards fire Wittman
Bueno.
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>>66808418
It only matters if they win
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>Powering...dooooooowwwn
lel
>kobr sticky
>that divegrass corpse got shit
yuropoors BTFO
/vg/ reporting
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>mfw warrior fans booty blasted as FUCK right now that nobody gives a shit about the 73rd win because kobe dropped 60 and dragged his team to a win down 10 points in the last few minutes of his final game
>>66808789
watching Lebron's career unfold makes you appreciate Kobe's that much more.
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>>66808778
Duncan isn't even the best player in his bedroom
>>66808433
what are youth trying to say scum?
>>66808519
who?
kobe bryant raped a woman in Colorado
F ;_;
>>66808895
F for torso
>>66808474
Obviously they were going to give him the ball as much as possible, they knew that's what the fans wanted. But to drop 60 is still nuts, he still has to make a lot of shots for that to happen. And his body has been fucked all season from injuries/being old.
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>>66808851
If Steph gets 50 shots in his final game, he's scoring 100
>>66808805
Kareem
>>66808935
Don't blame him, the jungle in him came out that night, he had no control over himself
>>66808935
Good. Women deserve it.
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Thanks for the memories Kobr
Let's go Celtics!
Imagine if he made like 30 out of 50 he could had 80 points possibly more
>>66808519
Go suck a Muslim dick and catch some rats for dinner
>>66808935
Reminder that the woman constantly changed her story, refused to cooperate with prosecutors, and generally tried to be a bitch hoping for a payout. If she were actually raped there would have been a single fact of physical evidence. There was nothing.
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Top 3 players that played most of their career in the Kobe Era (excluding Kobe)
1. Duncan
2. Dirk
3. Lebron
>>66808571
F to that image leaf. Well done
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RIP IN PIECES KOBR
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I might cry ;_;
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sleep tight kobr
60 pts
>kobe sticky
Are you fucking kidding me? Tonight the Warriors accomplished one of the greatest feats in the history of American sports and Kobe gets a fucking sticky for putting up 60 points on 100 shots vs. the fucking Utah Jazz? Go fuck yourself faggots. Stephen Curry hitting 400 three's this season is a better accomplishment than anything Kobe has done in 20 fucking years. No other player has even hit 300 in a season. A fucking record was set tonight that will likely never be broken, yet this fucking glorified ball hog gets the praise. Pay my respects? How about Kobe fucking shows some respect. He took 3 years off your teammates careers by going on an overpaid farewell tour at the expense of your team's success. That's his fucking legacy, it isn't improved by hucking up every single one of his team's shots in the last game of the season against a team that has nothing to play for. F? How about I start my farewell with that. F uck yourself Kobe, you overrated ball hog.
inb4 u mad/fuck off troll. This shit is fucking embarrassing, even by /sp/ standards.
>>66809062
You have to be retarded to put Dirk or Duncan over Lebron. I know people hate Lebron but this is pathetic.
Duncan is better
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>>66808975
Thanks. I knew I was forgetting someone. He's certainly got some titans of the game to contend with, but there's no argument that he's at least in the conversation.
dubs and kobe gets a stroke tonights
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I LOVE YOU WESTBROOK
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME ;_;
>>66809062
lebron is better than dirk and has a real shot at timmy
>stephen a smith
anyone else listening to this clown right now?
>>66809101
agreed
trips and kobe bryants ghost rises from the grave and causes the warriors to lose in the first round
>>66809101
no onecares about your memeteme lmao
>>66809101
Mamba Out ;)
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>>66809101
Nice bait, have a free (You)
Fucking hell I couldn't wake up 3 hours earlier to watch this game.
>>66809101
1) You are mad.
2) Stickies are made to control shitposting.
3) You are mad.
>>66809101
>having the most wins in year when the NBA is insanely watered down
everyone know there was at most 3 teams that could win it all a month before the season started, not just the east but the west also is almost all trash.
Did he died??
>>66807848
Is that Messi?
>>66809163
only took Nike 20 seasons to make a decent pair of shoes for Kobe. they'll probably go for $3,000 or some obscene amount.
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>>66809101
>Tonight the Warriors
literally who?
don't see them trending on Twitter.
>Mamba out
>>66807848
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>66809101
Everyone already knew the GS was gonna get 73, nobody knew what was gonna happen with Kobe.
>>66809101
Correct desu. This place is ridiculously biased against Curry and the Warriors. Sad to see even the mods are too.
>>66809231
christ
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And has Kobe always spoke spanish? Nigga just spoke completely in spanish with no translator on his interview.
>>66809163
what the fuck why would you upload that
>Warriors highlights getting interrupted by the Kobe press conference
>Kobe continuing to cuck the Memeiors even off the court
He can't keep getting away with it
Literally fucking who is this guy
10 more important things happened in sport this week and he gets a sticky?
I don't even care, that game was hype as fuck. Kobe has been playing basketball for the majority of my life and watching that was like a fucking hardcore nostalgia trip.
Kobr is based.
He just spit out Spanish at the press conference. Single linguals BTFO.
>>66809101
Good post lad, have a (You)
>>66809280
Curry BTFO
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is this real?
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Team isn't going to get any better soon but nice to see a legend go out like that
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Thanks for one of the best nights in NBA history
>>66809264
He lived in Spain for a few years as a child. He also knows Chinese I think.
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I was born during your first year in the nba, I've never known basketball wtihout you. I didn't like you for the longest time, but I've really grown to respect you. Fuck I think I'm about to start crying ;_;
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>>66809101
Kobe international, nigga
>>66809163
Wtf gronk looks retarded as fuck nothing like him
>there are people who unironically think that Kobe's "60 point game" wasn't scripted
How gullible are you?
>>66807848
>tfw you decided for just ONE night that you would be a true lakers fan by hopping on the lakers bandwagon during a game that actually mattered
>tfw the best player your team has ever had scored 60 points in his final game
>tfw he scored the game winning goal
>tfw he makes history tonight, dominates all basketball news and tonight will forever go down in NBA as "the last game of kobe bryant's HOF career"
lakers family:
it has been my very good honor.
>>66809101
What's it like to be this mad?
>>66809101
HAHAHAHA
>>66807915
>>66807968
dude, fuck off. kareem is eternal #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypcJrPxbfJE
>>66809101
>>66809101
>Support Curry
>complain about ball hogs
Lmao
>>66809264
Yep. That, Italian and Mandarin Chinese iirc.
the overall reaction is much much bigger than the one peyton got. why?
Fucking stoked they're replaying the LAL UTA game at 8pm. I'd hit to miss the big game that happened today.
>Someone born in '96 isn't an underage faggot anymore
Just kill me.
let's all give kobe what he wants
FUCK YOU KOBE YOU SUCK YOU BEAT ALL MY FAVORITE TEAMS YOU RAPIST CHEATING SHIT
FUCK YOUUUUUU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66809346
>most misses
Do they even allow basketball in your country except for the adams family?
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Gotta respect Kobe and what he did tonight. Way to fucking exit your career.
>Golden Shit Warriors fans in this thread
/pol/ here
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>>66809405
meant for
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>>66809413
that's disgusting
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>championships won without Derek Fisher
>0
>>66809101
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>daily reminder Lakers Dynasty could have had the record too but phil never cared about that bullshit
Warriors confimed for running out of gas.
>>66809444
>24
That's all that matters.
>>66809385
>Kobe Bryant
(CAREER)
25.0 PPG, 4.7 APG, 5.2 RPG
>Steph Curry
22.4 PPG, 6.9 APG, 4.3 RPG
>kobe in charge of assisting anyone other than himself
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>>66809101
>Tonight the Warriors accomplished one of the greatest feats in the history of American sports
Memeiors accomplished it by cheating, illegal screens and refball.
Kobr hater here but I hate the memeiors even more. Curry getting injured this playoffs will be glorious.
>mfw that Nike commercial
https://youtu.be/6AT_VXvA6AA?t=4m6s
>>66808812
Only urotrash and memefags hate Kobe enough to hate
>>66809101
warriors fans are insufferable
Posting to be part of history. Goodbye Kobe
>>66809447
you gay as fuck
>>66809451
kek
>>66809399
Peyton went out looking like he couldn't even beat a Pee Wee football team and it wasn't a guaranteed that he was retiring. Kobe went out like Kobe, 60 points on 50 shots. This game was the epitome of Kobe's career.
>>66809399
Peyton is America's media hero.
Kobe is international
Goat
>post yfw memeiors lose in the first round
>>66809463
>cheating
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i want kobe to penetrate me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TbNhGMPrcA
Thank you based mamba
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If dubz Lakers win finals next year
>>66807901
>@circarolle
For the statistically inclined...Kobe finished with 60 points on 54.3TS%, which is *above* league-average scoring efficiency. Seriously.
PLEASE FUCK MY BITCH, KOBE
>>66809399
Peyton tried to deflect all media attention before and after the Super Bowl while Kobe told everyone he was retiring months ago. Peyton still didn't say he would retire after game and shilled beer instead. He also played like dogshit even though he won.
F FOR FUCKING 60. THIS NIGGA JUST SCORED 60 FUCKING POINTS.
>>66809461
>he thinks 6.9 APG is good for a PG
LMAO
HOLY FUCK DAT ACCENT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE BEES ARE EVIL
>>66809579
>Peyton still didn't say he would retire after game and shilled beer instead
I lol'd so fucking hard at this. Fucking love me some pey pey.
>>66809518
Memeiors vs Grizzlies no foul call
How far will Kobe take the lakers in the playoffs?!!
>>66809603
shitsburgh BTFO
>>66809581
>22-50
literal chucking
We need more Kobe
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i dont watch basketball but can someone explain the 22/50 60 pts stat line for me? i know its alot of points but he did get 50 attempts. would this be like a qb throwing for 500 yards in a game because they get like 60 pass attempts?
THANKS, GORDON HAYWARD, FOR MISSING SHOTS ON PURPOSE, AND LETTING KOBE JOG PAST BY YOU ON DEFENSE AND LETTING HIM WIN
#THEREALHERO #ELIMINATEDWITHNOTHINGTOLOSE #WHITELIVESMATTER #UTAHJAZZ #NOW'STHETIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARq6tt3na3o
>>66809615
Oh yeah, that was bs, but I'd think that that would go under refball.
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Getting to watch both him and Jordan play was amazing.
I hope Kobe buys the 76ers
>>66809635
thats exactly what that is. he has the most attempts in 40 years such a meme game
>turkroach
kobe's gonna remove kebab
>>66809579
>Peyton can you confirm that you will be retiring this year?
>Gonna thank the man upstairs and drink a few Budweisers tonight....
>>66809101
They won't even win the title you insufferable faggot.
>>66809461
>shooting guard
>assists
5 APG is right where he should be, go eat a dick.
>>66809163
>Sherman that close to the front
>ODB all the way in the back
nike pls
KEKED BY CURRY
>>66809637
he gained too much muscle and lost his ability to shoot.
>>66809461
this just makes it seem like kobe is better
>>66809680
>he's X position, he's exempt from his shitty assist per game stat
literally kill yourself kobr fans are fucking stupid
>>66807848
60 >>>>>> 73
>>66809635
statnerds: HAHAHAHA LEBRON SHOOTING 8/9 ON A CHILLY MONDAY MORNING IS BETTER THAN THAT
STEPH DA GOAT HE CHUCK IT TOO BUT D00D THEY 3s LMAO
everyone else: Kobe went out like Kobe. F
>>66808773
that would be a hell of a symbolism but clarkson is shit
even based ammo was there
were the jazz going easy on him
or were they just getting legit destroyed
>>66809727
kek the true GOAT
KOBE PLEASE MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME
>>66809635
it's still 44% shooting so that is decent efficiency
it doesn't matter how many you take if you make enough of them
>>66809733
Don't ask questions you don't wanna no the answer to..
ONLY DEGENERATES WATCHED THE ESPN BROADCAST
>>66809733
They lost their shot at the playoffs about 20 minutes before tipoff, so they probably half assed the game a bit. But he still lit them up in the 4th quarter. It's not like he was just shooting wide open shots the whole game.
F for Respect
>>66809733
Nah they went easy. Except for that one white dude guarding kobe not named gordon hauward. Was Australian is i recall,he had a gr8 game
>>66809722
clarkson is a good player but he will never be the #1 guy on a championship team
>>66809756
and whether you WIN or not
>>66809635
It's not great overall, but in context it's a lot better. He shot horribly in the first half. He did great in the 4th quarter (where it mattered most).
>>66809756
>steph shoots 3 points at a 45% percentage
LOOOOOOOL
KOBR FANS SO FUCKING STUPID
Ya'll remember how every time you went to take a shot back in elementary school you would shout "KOBE"?
Good times man. Good times
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>>66809793
joe ingles
A
>>66809809
>yfw kids shout "CURRY" now while shooting from half court.
>>66809101
F
>>66809733
Jazz had no heart tonight, Rockets won earlier.
they weren't covering Kobe as well as they should but their shooting was abysmal even for their own standards, the moment was too big for them.
>>66809696
i noticed this in my shot after i started playing golf. i didn't gain a whole lot, but the musculature is definitely different
>>66809637
G
G
G
G
>>66809635
44% shooting for a 37 year old is honestly decent, especially considering he started the game like 5-16. Primetime superstars are probably expected to make 55%+, but those players are anywhere from 7 to 10 years younger than kobe.
Primetime superstars are probably expected to hit 55%+,
>>66809756
for reference, this season:
Harden is shooting 43.8% from the floor
Westbrook 45.4%
I'm not a kobe fan btw
>>66809694
>magic
>literal aids nigger and possibly bisexual
F
>>66809876
no guards are expected to shoot 55%, 50% is elite
>>66809807
You didn't make a point, btw.
>>66809845
so Jazz are out of the playoffs and basically didn't care all that much about a W"?
>>66809694
>balding and watches child porn
KEK
>>66809694
There is nothing wrong with K-Pop.
which year was best kobe? i'm gonna go binge highlights
#FANDUEL
F
Never watched a full game of you playing. But I know who you are. You'll be missed
#re24pect
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>>66809952
Yep, most likely.
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You're the greatest Kobr. Thanks.
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>>66809628
Did they win?
>>66809961
2001 2009
>>66809959
Ii'm korean and i think it's shit. k-pop was a lot better when it was a direct imitation of american R&B in the early-mid 2000's
>cutting Kobe's press conference to listen into Curry's press conference
FUCK ESPN...these faggots are fucking disgusting and despicable. I mean seriously are you fucking kidding me man?
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>>66809976
now I almost feel bad.
honestly I have always felt really bad for Kobe these past few years. Imagine how you could actually turn a great franchise that won two back to back and within 5 years go on to be the absolute worst team
>>66809952
I don't think let Kobe score 60 was on the whiteboard in the locker room, but they knew not to play him straight up and foul or slow down what was already going to be a longer game than normal with all the ceremony.
>tfw you were fapping all night to witness history
rip in pepperponies dwayne wade
>>66809550
>almost 55% TS% even with all those missed 3s
Probably one of the best shooting nights in his career kek.
>>66809961
Probably 05-06. I'm a Kobe-hating Celtics fan, but I think he was robbed of the mvp that year because Nash maybe white people reminisce about John Stockton
mods pls leave this up till yuro time they will go apeshit
>>66810012
yeah I guess they probably wouldn't. it's fucking Staples Center, on Kobe Bryant's last ever game.
>>66808584
Was my first lakers game outside of the forum. Good times senpai
>>66808222
hot. tell me more
>>66809101
you are so mad about kobe being based that you wrote a paragraph. stay cucked
>>66810026
Yeah, didn't they get all pissy when some divegrass guy retired or died but didnt get a sticky?
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>>66810022
>John Stockton
NO ONE WILL SURPASS HIS RECORDS
ALL-TIME LEADER IN ASSISTS -- AND -- STEALS
>>66810002
They actually moved it from ESPN2 to ESPN when they put curry on ESPN2 cause they realized that more people cared about kobe than the warriors
BASED
>>66810002
ESPN is trying to take ownership of the Warriors now that Lebron's on the decline.
it's like when you think MJ's Bulls and the Shaq and Kobe Lakers you still think of NBA on NBC
so, uh, when and where can i torrent kobe's last game?
>>66807848
IMPECCABLE espanol in the post-game interview
>>66810050
Stu is great, he was on fire tonight
/fa/ sends their respects
>>66810056
>ywn pound Hannah storm by the fire while Jon Tesh plays the NBA on NBC theme with his entire orchestra
Don't know how I haven't killed myself yet...
F
TAIWANESE ANIMATORS UP IN THIS BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN2ls14dEYM
>>66810056
>ESPN is trying to take ownership of the Warriors now that Lebron's on the decline.
Bingo. 100%
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;_;7
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Greatest Ever. We love you Kobe!
>>66810086
kobe doesn't want the respect of faggots
F
;_;7
>>66810130
i smell a spicy body odor just by looking at this image
>>66810093
I'm not sure if this is making fun of him or not
>>66809101
GAWD DAYUM
>>66810150
>spicy body odor
It's an enchanting musk, pleb
>>66810150
>>66810179
maybe you're just racist.
>>66810196
Huh? I said I like the musk man, Get me more pics of the fatty on the right pls
>Chris "FAGGOT" Broussard saying Kobe is 12th all time
Jesus Christ...the worst part about this shit is it's always the faggots that were shit at basketball or football that become "analysts" and "journalists" that think their shit opinions mean anything or that their word is fact. "I'm an expert" you mean the same faggot that averaged .2 PPG in high school is an EXPERT on basketball? Fuck off.
I can see if it was Shaq or Charles or Webb saying some shit like that. They literally eat, sleep, breathe basketball since they were children, but am I really supposed to believe some lightskinned faggot that couldn't even make his high school basketball team is a basketball "EXPERT"? Fuck off. Sports "journalism" and "analytics" is fucking bullshit.
>>66810179
>i like shit and whoever doesn't like shit is a pleb
for what reason? i would have, maybe, understood if they were good-looking
>>66810206
Kobe is a big guy...
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Kobe retiring just shows me how much older im getting.
that was the most fixed game I have ever seen
>>66810196
to be a little racist is to be sane
can we get the mods to put the NA NA NA NA - GOODBYE song on this thread, it would be fitting
>>66810252
No that's gay. You dumb faggot.
>>66810209
>kobe not top 3
>>66810252
>tfw It Ain't Me stars playing
>>66810130
3 4 1 2
>>66810260
say that to the 2nd greatest sg of all time
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>>66810244
>fixed game
>Manlet #25 and Gordon "FAGGOT" Hayward sucking dick playing playoff defense on Kobe every possession
Sure...it was "fixed" m8.
>>66810265
>muh dick
Thanks bro
GUYS GUYS ARE YOU WATCHING TIME WARNER BROADCAST???
JEANNIE JUST GAVE KOBR A SPECIAL RING WITH 25 (TWENTY-FIVE) FUCKING DIAMONDS
>>66810270
lol
wade,kobe, and jordan are better
>kobe's ring from Jeanie
holy fuck, poor phil, you know kobe hit that a few times.
>>66810209
everyone in the media is stupid, everyone with eyes knows Kobe at worst is 4th best player ever behind MJ and depending how much you value Wilt and Kareem's play.
>>66810301
at defense, that's about it
>>66810221
Is this true? If so it is huge
so sad bros
the end of an era
I'm so proud to be a part of the RBL broship
will never forget when kobe dropped 81 on us it was a historic day because it birth what is the most fierce rivalry in professional sports, Raptors vs Lakers
however we've overcome our petty differences and along with a storied franchise like the Bulls we created the greatest broship in the history of mankind
22 (TWENTY TWO) combined championships
and we owe it all to kobe bryant to dropping 81 on the raptors
>>66810270
>0 (Z e r o) rings
>>66810287
>>66810265
>>66810196
>>66810130
>desi feet
can we get the mods to play Kobe Bryant by Lil Wayne on this thread, it would be fitting
>>66810314
You know he's pounding it one last time tonight and Phil will watch every minute of it and then wax poetic about the zen of cuckery
>>66810340
Name? Sauce?
>>66810320
lol they all won at least three more rings than AI
>>66810336
>Kobe Bryant - 1 MVP
>Allen Iverson - 1 MVP
literally go back in time and Lakers get Iverson, boom 3 titles with Shaq
>>66810331
only 10 MVPs for RBL that seems low how long have they had that reward?
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>>66810356
"no"
>>66810354
they all had Shaq, plus Jordan didn't have to play Shaq, while Iverson did
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>STICKY
F ;_;7
>>66810362
MVP is such a dumb reward tho since journos who vote for it "get tired" of giving it to one guy every year
jordan should have like 9 MVPs in actuality.
>>66810384
>Jordan didn't have to play Shaq
Nigga what?
>>66810356
not really a fair comparison. You could put any of those early 2000s guards on those lakers teams and 3 peated
>>66810221
>>66810221
>>66810221
kekkkkkkkkkk
F
>>66810401
kareem should have won like thirty
>>66810408
Antoin Walker would have won with prime Shaw
>>66810407
he played him once and lost, after that he never played
keep broving my boint, bruh
I saw Kobe Bryant at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>66810440
Magic beat the Bulls in 95
Bulls swept the Magic in 96
>>66810440
nigga, what? You proved my point by saying that he did. Don't move goalposts in a basketball sticky
>>66810436
I'm fucking ded lmao
>>66810485
Shhhhh....other than names nobody really knows fuck all about pre-2000 NBA on here
>>66809101
You are not allowed to post this again until Steph has 5 championships
>>66810331
kobe is watching over the Raptors now
HOLY SHIT
IT'S LIKE WE ALL FORGOT HE SCORED 60 POINTS
FUCKING SIXTY
>>66810501
sorry you can't infer shit, Shaq beat Jordan in 95, but this isn't about Jordan, this is about Iverson having the number 2 spot as best SG, if you wanna argue about that then go for and stop calling me a nigger, you fucking bbc sucking cuck
>>66810485
that doesn't count, that's the best team of all time vs a team that the best player would leave the next season
>>66810547
no one thinks under-six-feet iverson is the second greatest 2-guard. maybe sixers fans
>>66807848
GOLDEN MEME WARRIORS BTFO
STEVEN MEMEY BTFO
F
>>66809101
u maad
>>66810568
well I do, and fuck the sixers
what are you gonna say "nigga, what?"
>>66810577
>someone chucking up 50 like it's the shittest all-star game ever
>blowing the fuck out of the greatest team ever being crowned
Ayyy lmao
>>66808459
Cp3
Inb4 "never got to third round".
Rest of team may be cucks, but game 7 against spurs on a fucked foot proves at least he has the killer instinct.
Also, Kobe literally said cp3 is the only player who has it.
>apehoop
>>66809781
>>66809813
>>66809864
>>66809878
>>66809909
>>66809935
>>66809975
>this one austist
>>66810224
F or you
F
>>66807848
Not the greatest, but Goddamn was he great
F
/x/ here, dat Kobe gaem was not paranormal, it was vino!
rapist
>>66809959
sure thing, shrimp-dick
>>66810446
man it was just getting good
please continue, Canada
>>66810599
naw, dawg, ur just shit and everyone knows now
F
>>66807901
Are you fucking stupid? That's 44%, which is considered good for a guard.
It's considered insane to sustain that kind of % on 50 shots, let alone for a 37 year old on his last legs.
Learn basketball please.
>tfw name is Kobe
thanks for all the respects guys
>>66810697
thanks for the memories
>>66810676
atleast you gave up, dawg
mamba out
>>66810446
lol Even though I know this story is complete bullshit it got a chuckle out of me, good job anon.
why are canadians worse than aussies now?
>>66810697
Are you Japanese or were you also named after meat?
>>66809807
There's entire teams with combined FG% averages below what Kobe shot tonight
pls go
>>66810735
Their OPs are usually pretty terrible
>>66810735
the only shitposters from canada are the asian immigrants. this is statistically true.
>Rachel NicholsVerified account @Rachel__Nichols 2h2 hours ago Just spoke to Shaq - he said "I challenged him to get 50 and the mother****er got 60"
LEGEND
LITERALLY THE GOAT
>>66808267
Right here senpai
>yfw no one will even get close to 81 ever again
>>66810759
I was named after him
Since 1996 was the year he was drafted
F
>>66810735
how
>>66807848
RIP my good friend
>>66809101
Fuck the warriors when did u start watching them. GTFO BANDWAGON
>>66810317
Kobe isnt even top 5 of the era he played in!
Duncan, Dirk, Bron, Shaq, Nash, Wade's a better 2.
You left out Russ, Magic, Bird, Duncan and Shaq on your all time list too.
Kobe stans are the worst.
>>66810810
you have to be 18+ to use 4chan.
>>66810810
Do you know your father or even where he lives?
![12973225_1334811709880683_5705383550534184807_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yaTvNTx.jpg "12973225 1334811709880683 5705383550534184807 o[1]")
>>66807848
NBA won't be the same without him
KOBE
GOAT
>>66807901
Have you ever even played basketball?
To all the kobe haters choke to death on shit you miserable faggots i hope your dad fucks you especially hard tonight
>>66810847
Guam,, you guys have GOAT BBQ
F
They should've played this song after his curtain call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbHPTPUpQ1I
>>66808205
I know it probably sounds like some mad cognitive dissonance but I honestly don't consider Jordan's wizards years as anything more than a glorified globetrotters gig. His last game is game six of the finals against the jazz and his last moment in the game is the winning shot
>>66810446
saw this on /tv/ before only with marlon brando instead
So glad the Pistons cucked that rapist out of a 3-peat
F
>>66810774
>>66810774
thats shaws stupid fault for not realizing they would just force it to kobe all game and the jazz wouldnt play defense
>no more peyton manning
>no more kobe bryant
>>66810446
are you fucking crazy?
>>66810867
based israel
F
>>66807848
literally who?
where#s the cruyff sticky you cuts
Steph Curry averaged a higher 3PT% for the entire season than Kobe averaged FG%.
In fact, I looked it up and Curry's career 3PT% is almost equal to Kobe's career FG%!
>>66809163
>lenigger not even in the first row
>not smiling because he's salty as fuck everyone will be glad when he retires
>>66810958
>kobe and peyton retire together
>duncan and brady retire together
perfect parallel careers
>>66810989
Who? Is that some guy with a Fifa card?
>>66810600
greatest Team ever my ass....80s Celtics, Lakers and Pistons would shit all over this Warriors team. 96 bulls would fucking destroy them. The league is so watered down now, its a joke.
>>66810989
Who the fuck is Cruff? Back to your faggot general.
>>66810669
>>66810732
>>66810917
>>66810959
How are you all unaware that this is pasta?
>>66810989
>cruyff
wtf
F
Is it true they were fake guarding Kobe most of the time as well? Like giving him mostly uncontested shots?
I didn't watch the game, but that's what a couple of hepcats were telling me.
>>66811017
We were all new at some point, m9
>>66811029
he means cucky
Diddn't see the game but I suppose the defense went easy on him right ?
Bye Kobe anyway, I've never loved you but you were a cold blooded motherfucker
>>66810989
cruyff played in the 70s and 80s. youd have to be late 40s or over to have actually watched him play which i doubt anyone here actually did
>>66811046
Yeah, but four posts with only two of those being "kinda" sure about it is a bit jarring.
Then again, you are right and this is a sticky.
Hey guys, my Costa Rican friend is asking me which NBA fanbase has the most soccer fans.
>>66811065
What's next, you gonna tell us how great Sleepy Floyd was?
>>66811071
probably portland or one of the LA teams because of all the beaner fans.
>>66811065
your point being?
>>66811071
>lakers
now post pics of your sloot
>>66811092
That literally nobody cares about Johan Cuck, grandpa.
>>66811100
ok buddy
F ;(
What a fun game to see it end on. And even one more night of asshurt beta denial faggots to top it off. Great night
What's next for the Mamba, lads?
>>66811134
nice
>>66811146
Prison hopefully
>>66811061
They were at first, but once he started lighting them up they switched over to actual man and double coverage.
F
F
>>66811146
Think he said he's doing a documentary, and maybe a book or two
>>66811065
You can still appreciate the mark he left as a player and a manager. As much as people mock >muh triangles, that's become a fundamental part of modern possession systems.
>>66807848
F, kobe goodbye dude you were our citys icon brother, a living legend, you were and always will be los angeles' king, you're leaving an insane legacy for everyone, you made the world a better place doing what you love not many people get to do that, I will always miss you my friend, goodbye............
>>66811092
why the hell do you care about someone you never watched play you cuck. everyone on here grew up with kobe and have great memories of him
>>66809710
>dwyane wade is fucking garbage, only 5 apg
>Shaq? Fucking joke. Never even ageraged 4 apg
>never more than 3 apg l m a o
>Reggie miller 3 apg career? Worst player in pacers history
>speaking of, fuck larry byrd. Never had more than 7 apg. Rondo is better
Welcome to basketball, I see it's your first day. May I recommend watching the 30 for 30 on the naismith? It'll show you how the game is played
>>66807848
>You will live to see Messi retire
>You will live to see Donaldo retire
F, but not for the last time.
CRUYFF STICKY WHEN
>>66808571
FFFF
F
Miss you kobe
F
>>66811213
>you will live to see the GOAT of GOATS, who hasn't even been born yet, retire
F
F
Shit, you guys scared me, I thought he died.
>>66809275
>20 seasons
>5 hips
>60 points in his final game
Shut up and press F
>>66809101
>>66811213
>Duncan, Dirk, Carter, and Garnett will all retire in 1-2 years
sooo he died or what? if not i don't get why this is a sticky
F
>>66810926
Would've been a 4peat if they beat the pistons you fucking retard
>>66811441
Lol, I was waiting for someone to point this out.
>>66811481
wrong. Lakers won in 2000, 2001 and 2002. Spurs won in 03 and lakers lost to the pistons in 04
f
F-F-F-FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST DIE ALREADY
>>66811003
Yea except Brady had a cheater coach that cheated to win and Duncan was the true goat.
>>66809876
What the fuck are you talking about? Even Curry only shot 48% from the floor this year.
F
Toasting/Witnessed
Fuck, I hate being a wage slave. A friend had an extra ticket to tonight's game, but I had to work. Couldn't call off because 2 other people called off today. Fuck............. Thanks Kobe for everything. Hopefully you leaving means that Durant or Westbrook (or maybe both) are Laker bound.
>>66808241
Kobe still shot 44% compared to MJ's 40%.
>>66807848
who? did he die?
>a literal who gets a sticky
>johan cruyff doesn't
fuck off mods
>all these madfags mad that BASED kobe GOT A STICKY
wewlads
f
Who the fuck is this nignog?
RIP I guess
RIP IN PICTURES KOBR
>>66809894
>possibly
>>66807848
>a sticky for some bloke no one has heard of
>>66811663
>>66811685
>>66811727
never heard of michael jordan? retards.
F
>tfw my childhood is kill
>>66811734
>he watches american 'sports'
>>66811744
>he watches sports
ayy
F
rest in piece young mamba
If Kobe was such an elite legend, why was he only the MVP for a single season? Curry has already surpassed him in this regard.
Was Kobe robbed of the award in other years?
>>66811793
Yes. Nash robbed 1 from him
>>66809733
Jazz lead by double digits for most of the game then just rolled over and let Kobe have him moment. Kind of shows they have no heart. I wouldn't want to be known as the team that let this broken Kobe get 60 and win. I mean we still make fun of that Raptors team that let him get 81.
>It'll never be 2009 again
>Will never watch comfy games with Kobe in his prime
>No more broken ankle memes
I don't think basketball will ever be the same.
F
UCK THE HATERS
>>66807848
F
Legend
>based Kobe will not be in the Olympic village this year to cuck the australian swim team
F
Legend
WOoooOOOooOOOOOoo I am the ghost of Johan Cruijff
Why did this melanin enriched man get a sticky before I did OOoOO. Give me my sticky or I will haunt this place forever!
>>66812014
>soccer
>a sport
Pick one
>>66812003
Figures. Kobe is literally the Wayne Rooney of the NBA.
>>66807848
>warriors won 73 games
>nobody cares because Kobe scored 60 in his last game
BASED
F
F
>>66812044
This.
Kobr last game is a kek of memeoirs.
>>66812044
I think what you mean to say is "no-one on /nba/ cares about the Warriors winning because they all adamantly defended their claims they wouldn't get the record, and now don't want to talk about it because they're not happy they were wrong."
Jordan died?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVnOLTsg5Us
I've been working too much for 4chan lately, what's with all the "F" stuff?????
F
F, I still have NBA 2007 with Kobe on the cover.
>>66811955
>steph rice aborted her kobe baby, depriving the country of a future sporting GOAT
>>66812274
>>66808760
>>66808724
Thank you bros, I don't play vidya
F
>>66807848
>you will never have chinese companies declare a holiday so everybody could watch you play
http://hznews.hangzhou.com.cn/shehui/content/2016-04/14/content_6130054.htm
>>66812312
Wait how do you know what that moonspeak even say.........
>flag
Oh, thank you Sum Ting Wong
>>66812312
I chucked a sickie from work to watch, not sure if that counts
>>66812326
To all employees:
In response to massive requests, we shall be screening Kobe Bryant's final game live in our conference room in order to learn from his professionalism. Game takes place at 10:00-14:00 (local time). Food and drinks will be provided. Please do attend.
Due to April 14th being Kobe Bryant's farewell game, we have decided to declare said day as a company holiday. Business will resume on April 15th.
Even if a second Kobe were to appear, our lives would be too short to wait for another.
>>66812326
>Sum Ting Wong
In case anyone doesn't get that reference it's from the single greatest news station prank ever executed
https://youtu.be/gpP2S6c74Ts
F
>>66812312
thx boss
>>66812370
Wow, thanks for explaining this classic joke.
Can't believe I almost missed it.
>>66812366
Thank you syrupbro, you're........in our top 50 most adorable allies
F
>>66812381
If that's sarcasm: go Fuck yourself faggot
If that's sincere: I apologize and you're very welcome friend
Why do euros always bitch and moan about stickies? Pathetic.
>>66812366
>in order to learn from his professionalism
nice
>>66812397
cause no one gives a shit about soccer here and it makes them feel insecure
>>66812395
>>leddit
>>66812418
They remember the good ol' days where they were the center of their world before they discovered opium via the silk road.
Same reason you see "poo in loo" jokes on /pol/ directed toward pajeets
>>66812404
>learn from this mafia raised, slave descended, anal raping, basketball autismed, team killing, ego driven sycophants professionalism
D
GOAT
>>66811374
>samaki walker on botton right
fucking lel. all of the other players in this image were very formidable players
>>66812428
You live in reddit: the country. Your elections are decided through weed growing, interracial breeding and upvoting candidates.
Don't you fucking dare get chippy with me Lars.
>>66812490
>Hamptons Road Bridge in VA nigga
Is Mask Kobe the toppest tier Kobe?
F
>>66812490
Haha, nice and very funny post.
Do you maybe have a youtube video to explain it further? I feel I'm still missing some parts.
F
>>66812533
Sure thing
https://youtu.be/0Ky2H7dr8-g
https://youtu.be/hw9cWNkAk_w
https://youtu.be/ahdEqLweJhM
Hope that helps
Who is this black person and why does he have a sticky on my /sp/?
Is he ameri/sp/s official new cuckfu or something?
>>66812595
The majority of posts on your /sp/ are from Ameribros.
>>66812590
>>66812533
#rekt
>>66812603
Well what else are you going to do while you're sat around eating junk food all day?
Enjoy worshipping black people Pedro.
>>66812590
>gets trolled
>frantically starts searching for youtubes about the posters country
You're cracking me up. Can you be more insecure?
>>66812629
>"your" /sp/ is dominated by the USA
Stay cucked
>>66812595
>my /sp/
You ought to know about cucks, since all of your territories up and cucked you.
You haven't owned anything for a clean century, much less a red-blooded AMERICAN board like /sp/.
F
niggers gonna nick
>>66812630
Lel
I'm not at all threatened by your jihadi training ground masquerading as a country.
I just enjoy pointing out how your arrogance and supercilious condescension is unjustified from your shithole sharia nightmare refugee camp.
>>66812654
Oh SHIT
>mfw yuros getting btfo ITT with no regard for semen slurping life
http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/111969043893
>>66812674
Calm down man, I'm just messing with you. Take a break from posting a bit, your anger is showing.
Rip Cruyff
rip kobr
>17 wins
F
we will miss you, going to watch the match later
RIP CRUYFF
>>66808505
travel
>>66812694
I'm straight bruh. Rollin steady and heavy.
Pic related, me and my bitch.
>>66812694
Me and bae saw this while cruising Da-Mart.
What's new with you cuz?
>>66812654
Says the man who's country has never owned shit, lost to Vietnam in a war and who's culture is literally, without memeing, dominated by niggers.
>>66812730
no but a massive foul on randle mauling hawyward lol. they werent gonna call shit though the jazz were eliminated already and it was a fun game for fans
So a guy who was washed up years ago retires and no one cares about Golden State setting the record?
baka desu
Ef
>>66812859
it was interesting they didn't call that moving screen but called a much softer one against the lakers earlier in the game
>>66812882
>a guy
>>66812882
no one will remember this meme team in a few years desu senpai
F
Also, I'm glad the warriors beat the record. We need a basketball equivalent of 18-1
RIP Cruyff
RIP Cruyff
RIP Johan Cruyff
RIP CURL
Fuck Kobe. Respect his game though. when Pierce and KG leaves ill be emotional. Same with Duncan and Dirk.
Thank god Cruijff finally got his sticky.
He looks a bit dark in the picture though, I guess that's what happens after a few years in Spain. I can't recall him being called Kobe either; is it because he won a lot of cups (kobs)?
I included an IMO better picture of Johan, maybe one of the mods can swap it for the one in the OP. TIA (thanks in advance)!
Thanks, Johan. Forever in our hearts.
>>66807848
>Kobe gets a sticky
>Cruyff doesn't
Wew
>>66812991
A literally who vs the Black Mamba. Yuro Plz
>>66812995
I guess if we gave Cruijff a nickname that referenced a big black dong the American mod would have stickied.
>>66812995
why would you call Johan a mamba, what has gotten into you
>>66812995
>black mamba
HAHA Americucks
>>66812995
>Black Mamba
Lol
The GOAT.
>>66812995
>Black Mamba
Yeah your mother would have loved to get bitten by the black mamba
>>66812995
>Black Mamba
The cucking never stops.
Goodbye Westbrook. Kobe will take your place in the NBA now and carry your torch.
>>66813057
Who the fuck is that cunt and why should I care
>all these salty yuroslurps
>>66813003
>>66813004
>>66813012
>>66813040
>>66813061
>>66813063
>having your mind this deep in the gutter
>being this obsessed with BBC
Yurocucks everyone.
>>66813081
>this "comeback"
>>66812995
>the man who invented modern football (the most relevant sport in the world) vs. a niggerhoop player that wasn't even in the top three of his generation
Litetally who
>>66813084
>this damage control
>>66813081
>non ironically calling him the black mamba
How retarded can you be, oh wait you're american so that's average for you.
>>66808628
>name is Larry Bird
>looks like a fucking bird
F
>>66813100
The only damage control here is your mother having to see a gynecologist after she hurts herself masturbating to the thought of the black mamba.
FUCK AMERILARDS WHERE IS THE CRUYFF STICKY?
>>66813108
You can't relate a mans mannerisms to a snake? You can't relate him to that of a Dendroaspis polylepis? Who made up this rule?
Or are you just an autistic pervert?
>>66813123
Good God this was the worst attempt at an insult I've seen from an Australian. Horrible horrible comment.
Kobe is dead?
He was like 42 or something.
>>66813144
>You can't relate a mans mannerisms to a snake? You can't relate him to that of a Dendroaspis polylepis?
Johan Cruyff, we love you.
>>66813069
greatest white dude to ever kick a ball m8
>>66813167
He literally got the nickname because of how a Black Mamba acts and kills its prey. He's often called a cold silent assassin because of his cold demeanor during a game and his calculated attack and controlled aggression in exploding athleticism for a dunk or layup.
why is this pinned?
RIP BLACK MAN
RIP blud oranje
https://youtu.be/2GtwCfjI0Z8
>>66813144
>>66813196
Just put your sexual fantasies about Bryant on your tumblr already, fuck
>>66813203
Because amerifat mods think they're relevant
>>66807848
>tfw 30 years from now more than 50% of Americans are going to be of mexican descent
Face it amerilards. Maybe you don't like the most relevant sport in the world, and maybe you'll teach your children to be die-hard handegg fans too. But along with the increasing latino demographic, the popularity of football will also soar. Baseball is practically dead already, handegg is only a few decades behind.
But the best part is, just like how Mexico is an absolute disgrace when it comes to international football, the U.S. will never, ever be relevant in the best sport in the world. Feelsgoodman
Why did this literal nobody get a sticky when Cruyff got fuck all?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>66813203
It's called a sticky, Nigel. Learn the lingo or go to reddit.
>>66813227
m8
In like 10 years, 50% of our country will be of MENA descent.
>>66813203
some baccyball player nobody cares about died
Wait, did he die?
>>66812995
>Kobe ''The Black Mamba'' James vs Johan ''Johan Fucking Cruyff'' Cruyff
There's noy any competition here famalamading
kek Kobe in dancing on some old dutch faggots grave today. All is right with the world.
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COMPLETELY BTFO WARRIOR FAG CHILDREN
>>66813254
aussie and kiwis sports are more relevant than yours
stick to your lane yank anon
>tmz
>>66813277
>>66813266
He retired after 20 years, scoring 60 points in his last game.
Even the best players only put up 30-40 max once in awhile.
I remember the good old days where some literally who boreball fag in his 80s died and americans got turbomad at the sticky trolling. Fine times.
>kobe and peypey are now ded
>you remember when they were first drafted
where has my life gone, bros?
>>66813322
so this is like wayne rooney scoring four before hanging up his boots in a meaningless end of season game against villa only with someone less fanmous playing a less relevant sport. This barely warrants it's own thread let alone a sticky.
>>/nba/
>>66813203
To control shitposting.
>>66813367
rooney is a scrub
this is like messi or ronaldo retiring
>>66813424
Rooney and Kobe have had identical careers.
F
>>66813486
lolno, kobe was comfortably the best player in the game at his peak - rooney has never even been top 3
>>66813367
Try 6 or 7 goals and it's Messi or Renaldo retiring at an older age way past their prime on the worst team in la liga with the worst season record ever for the club.
i wonder who is more well known around the world
one of the top 5 greatest ever nigger hoop players
or balotelli
>>66813527
Nah, even those who barely follow basketball know who Kobe is.
>>66813527
Kobe. He's extremely popular in China which had billions of people and he's popular in Spanish and Italian speaking countries because he's fluent in those languages. He's easily the most popular basketball player on earth and has had a bigger world appeal by a player outside of Michael Jordan and his brand.
>>66813573
How come we've never heard of him then?
>>66813595
You live under a rock or are a lying troll.
>>66813604
No just not living in America
Michael Jordan died?
americans like to pretend to themselves that we all know who he is
>>66807901
>Curry does the same thing
7 hours
880 posts
numbers don't lie
LEGEND
>>66813664
He's got to be at least top 50 in most recognisable/famous people alive in the world. Maybe top 30.
>>66813237
Because this is still an American website and we don't give two fucks about some faggot yurop soccer player. Go to .gs or krautchan if you want to make a sticky about your "athletes".
>>66813698
RARE
are you a proxxy?
>>66813701
Or he can just fuck off to reddit where he belongs.
more people would recognise robbie savage around the world than kobe
>>66813698
What? He's just a basketball player, no one knows any basketball players.
>>66813701
The owner is Japanese
F
>>66813698
No fucking way
>>66813740
britain is the only place that doesnt watch basketball. kobe is easily one of the most recognizable athletes in the world. every nike athlete in the world are wearing shoes with the date of yesterdays game on. 13th richest athlete of all time too at 360 mil
F
does anyone besides lakers fans even care? He was good years ago but he became locker room cancer
this whole sticky thing has just pissed me off
>>66813862
kek
KEK
K-E-K
F
>>66813698
https://youtu.be/V2JhvkzgVGc?t=123
japanese dont know kobe
>wake up
>see that he dropped 60
F
F
>>66813794
>britain is the only place that doesnt watch basketball
Lol what
F
I thought Michael Jordan already retired?
mfw turned game off when he started 0-5
F
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>>66813676
more posts than Cruffy got
>>66814040
the final quarter was unironically the best quarter of basketball I've watched in years
the only good thing about basketball is inside the nba
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8e9Z_lx4xs0mrZlxcN8hAQ
did kobe retire or something? baka
reminder to americans that your sports will never be relevant until you put them on earlier and get rid off all the adverts
>>66811011
Warriors are jump shooters. That play style works in any era with how stupid Curry gets when he's hot.
Who is more butthurt, warriors fans or euros?
>>66814101
euro warrior fans
>>66814057
Yeah. 15 points on 5/5 from the field and 4/4 from the line in the last 3 min. Clutch as fuck
>>66814118
Clutch & based. Might be a total cold-blooded asshole, but he's the asshole you can enjoy.
should've retired 2-3 years ago
>>66814166
hahaha is that confirmed a real account?
it's like 90% just being salty as fuck at kobe for the last five years
F
>>66814204
it fits his m.o, dude thought he was something because the Lakers had to drag his ass through 82 games one year, and quickly scrubbed out not long after.
>tfw hate the Lakers but cried anyway
>tfw the last player from my NBA childhood era is Timmy
>tfw I got too high and missed the second half of both games
Not a Lakers fan but not gonna lie, watching that last night was one of the coolest things I've ever watched in any sport. Like the basketball Gods willed it.
>>66810810
And you were the product of a rape
I didn't watch all of the postgame, but did Adam Morrison really come out of his bunker to attend?
F
>>66814311
I seen him
reminder cricket is more popular around the world than basketball
>kobe
>>66814373
>cricket
>them hatin ass niggas who will spend their day reminding everyone that kobe took 50 shots
>>66814400
so med
I don't watch apehoop but they basically let him do this well in his last game yeah?
>>66814460
His teammates were absolutely trying to get the ball to him to shoot as much as possible, but the Jazz weren't letting him score or anything. They were playing to win the game.
>>66814460
Yes leaf
>>66807915
THIS
Efffffff
FFFFFFFF
>>66814283
You remember Jordan
You remember kobe grew up with Jordan and wanted to be Jordan
People cried because they were living their childhood dreams through that guy. It's the same way kids go nuts now over Curry. It's cool to see time move on though.
>sticky off
g-goodbye, kobr
>>66808472
5 > 1
So is Kobr top 5 or still top 10?
thanks for everything kobr
>>66814581
low top 10 tbqh
he is too similar to jordan to be that close to him
Rest in piece Kobe and Lyl
;_;
f
Sleep tight Kobr
End of an era
you ll be missed both afrokobe and baldkobe
F
Just watched it. I cried.
Yuros are bad but the UK is always the most willfully ignorant
>>66809101
You seem salty... too salty for my tastes desu
>>66811065
this to be quite honest
though if some manlet spic like pele or maradona that everybody knows dies a sticky is pretty much warranted
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;_;
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