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DEN@POR 10:30PM EST
Utah getting cucked from the playoffs as we speak
Kobe to the haters in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYz0I5dE_A
>>66799724
Rockets with 92 points in 3 quarters vs a hapless Kings team sitting its starters.
WEW
Wizards
Hornets win 4-2 v Warriors in Finals
Cap this post
>>66799755
H-He's real scared
Kobe activate it one more time.
Wouldn't it be better to miss the playoffs? I mean, let's be honest, all the eighth seed is good for in the West is to get raped in the bum by the Warriors, whereas the ninth seed has like a one-percent chance of taking home the number one pick.
Is Caboclo still 2 years away from being 2 years away?
Boban is gonna be great in a few years
/nba/ would you support it if the league used the ABA ball for every other game?
>>66799946
Nah just two years away.
>>66799950
He's like 27
>>66799914
Boston girls are nice and know a lot about NBA basketball, I'd love to "learn" from them and have them "teach" me a thing or two on the "court."
>>66799955
Nah that's just dumb.
We got a fight here boys
>>66800055
Would you support it if they used the ABA ball for like a week every year and everyone wore throwback uniforms and refs didn't call fouls?
>>66799853
List of PGs who have outplayed Chris Paul in a playoff series
Tony Parker
Chauncey Billups
Eric Bledsoe
Steph Curry
Russell Westbrook
You think Lillard wont maul him when he's locked in?
JUST
>>66799895
playoffs begin on saturday
Damn Perkins almost scored his first career 3P, was changes to a 2
RIP in peace black snek
>>66800075
>we
>>66800113
are you really comparing lilard to any of those players, lilard is terribad
#ThankYouKobe
>>66799973
And this is his first year adjusting to the NBA.
What the fuck Cleveland
>>66800192
Nice to see you still post around here
>spurs getting BTFO'd by mavs
Is it just Pop's ingenious plot?
>>66800156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykLY31qqWb4
Who ready for GSW refball? I sure am!
werent the heats up by fucking 30 points
>>66800236
Wait, so the Spuds are going to play the Mavs 5 times in a row?
>>66800156
>are you really comparing lilard to any of those players, lilard is terribad
The only person on that list Lilard is better than is Bledsoe, kill yourself.
>>66800156
>lilard is terribad
>terribad
massive faggot detected
>>66800156
>lillard is terribad
Glad to see that /sp/ is as retarded as I left it
Do you guys still think Lebron > Jordan?
>sixers were up 30 at one point and are going to lose by 30
Amazing
>>66800264
Fuck outta here
>>66800140
Sup island bro?
>>66800284
kek holy fuck how did they blow it?
>>66800260
Aren't the spuds supposed to play the Grizzlies?
>cLeaveland losing against their first round opponent
What are the chances of a Wild Misa Appearing?
>>66800113
Not at all
>His team's big men can't shoot
kek
>>66800371
>his team has big men
K E K
>>66800353
Memeland are playing a meme lineup, they don't care now that they have first seed.
>>66800353
>again
>>66800236
Its 75-77
>>66800330
Oh shit, I didn't realise the Mavs overtook the Grizzlies in the standings.
ahahaahhaha
Magic still salty about Dwight
https://twitter.com/OrlandoMagic/status/720302389320757248
>>66800369
Lillard averaged 25.5-6-7 (47%) on Patrick Beverly in the 2014 playoffs, a far superior defender to Chris Paul
If Lillard gets locked down, it'll be because the Clippers go full 90s Pistons mode
>Miami in charge of not blowing 20 point leads
>>66800399
>No big men
lmao what is it, 2015?
>>66800413
Oh the score has changed in the last ten minutes? Sharp observation lad!
>>66800528
Well, we don't have any other players suitable for any positions. Such is the life of a Nuggeteer
RIP KOBE
>>66800514
I remember back in the LeBron days we'd be down 20 in the 1st. Now it's the other way.
Just can't make anything easy.
>>66800572
rare etc
NORMAN POWELL WITH 30 POINTS
>>66800511
How is Lillard gonna guard CP3? and is he REALLY miles ahead of CP3 on defense?
Chris Paul is also 1000000000x the offensive player Beverly is and can abuse Lillard
>>66800572
goddamn bermuda triangle in this bitch
>>66800562
>77-75
>BTFO
>wittman and karl on their way out
not saying either are top tier coaches but neither team has enough on the court to be relevant anyway
Fucking kings can't do anything right. Instead of upsetting the rockets they decide to let all their starters rest on their last game.
>>66800701
SPC who out here tho
>>66800728
spc reporting in
>>66800655
Never said Lillard would lock Paul down
But Lillard will definitely blow Paul up, as Paul gets blown up every time unless it's Tony Parker with an injured Achilles, ankle, and quadriceps, which is why the Spurs lost. Would have been even better for Paul to lose that way, because then he wouldn't have to deal with the fact that he completely wasted a 3-1 lead on the Rockets
>>66800678
It wasn't 77-75 when I posted you dumb spic
How dense are you?
Final:
Rockets 116 - 81 Kings.
Rockets will face the Warriors in the 1st round.
>>66800785
Only time I'm rooting for the Rockets.
miami is playing wade too long
>>66800785
>post yfw they sweep the Warriors in 6
>>66800785
RIP. what's there to do in houston offseason?
>the cryami weep scored 5 points in a quarter and let up 25
JUST
this cavs vs piston game is funny. jordan mcrae is actually good
>>66800820
/sp/ would blow up
If I see arena trash dancing to that "Turn Down For What" track one more time I'm going to lose my shit
>inb4 it's played at every arena and will be played into hyperdrive once the playoffs start
>>66800857
get ready to whip and nae nae lad
>>66800772
So what's stopping CP3 from raping Lillard every game?
Nothing..
>>66800820
God, damn...
In retrospect, the NBA should have really scheduled GSW-Lakers as the final game of the season
>>66800822
Divegrass with the Dynamo, mostly. Unless you're a boreball fan who likes the DH. In which case never speak to me again.
rip in peace kobe ;_;
>>66800820
>SWEEPING the warriors in SIX
>>66800892
>raping
Chris Paul has never raped a single team in his life
He'll pad his stats in garbage time after Griffin and Jordan have dominated the Blazers like he always does, and stans like you will suck on his cock for the rest of eternity nbd
>>66800820
kek what is that from?
Raptors 905 is 2-0 in the NBA
>>66800857
I've got some bad news for you my friend
>>66800954
You're right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1SUOtj03Gs
>>66800955
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091119194727AAw8Hws
one last ratatatatatatatatata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBKLjgZOMCg
Which is better for the spurs? Grizzlies or Mavs?
>>66800820
i want a mom to sexually abuse me
>>66801039
Mavs, who are basically a worse version of the Spuds. Spuds fear teams outrunning them
>>66801039
Grizz
Mavs have always, always fucked with them. Carlisle can get inside Pop's head.
>>66801033
Based Andres Montes, rip in peace.
>>66801039
Grizz
They are a broken team with a lot players out. Mavs while still shit have a chance to upset
>>66800804
>rooting for this kind of trash.
Fucking disgusting.
Dude Isaiah Thomas is the new king of Boston
eat shit, miami
>>66801172
Can it, hater! Just enjoy the 1st round meme magic!
Would the Piston push the Cavs to game 7 if Drummond learns to shoot FT? I mean Whiteside learned how to in the middle of the season
>>66800707
kings 1st round pick is top 10 proteced, needed to lose tongiht
>>66801005
>regular season
top kek bro, I can post videos too
Like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO6UqQmBOlE
Earvin Johnson is speaking at Oracle on ESPN2 right now
>>66801208
When the warriors sweep those faggots? Yeah I will enjoy that
>>66801214
As if that's going to amount to anything with the dysfunctional as fuck team known as the kings.
>>66801172
>player gets to rim
>gets criticized
m8
Never mind the fact that Durant in 2014 got as many foul shots as Harden does
>>66801310
Meant for
>>66801266
>Heat go up almost 30
>Realize they don't have to win to get 3-seed
>Rest their stars
Can Coach Spo be more based?
>3-6 seed in the east all literally are 48-34
BOBAN CAN FUCK MY BITCH
>>66801386
Good shit
>>66801384
>bermuda
JUST
U
S
T
>>66801306
why is magic at oracle and not staples?
>>66801384
R A R E
A
R
E
>>66801433
because i typed the wrong word
>>66800981
Powell is the next great #24
>>66801353
That fuckhead Harden always does some half-assed attempt at a drive to which he stops and directly looks at the ref. Fucking embarrassing when he doesn't get his call and just stands there like a retard.
>>66800247
How much they get paid to do this shit
>>66801310
well it certainly doesn't hurt anything. Vlade has been cleaning the mess up, just needs to nail the head coach hiring
>not even 1 Warriors gamethread on /sp/
kek get fucked NBA for pushing Kobe's last game to ESPN2
Kobe is a real trailblazer, hugging an HIV+ man like that.
>hugging magic
>>66801300
>Comparing a top 5 player to Damian Lillard
Don't worry we'll see what happens this weekend
Fucking cavs shitting the bed after getting a second chance
Good shit
KEVIN WHERE YOU GET ALL THEM DIMES?
>>66801640
More like
>chris paul
>rad
amirite
>>66801640
I haven't seen any evidence for CP3 being able to lockdown Lillard
Glad to see I won the argument
im going to miss getting buttraped by kobe
>>66801792
Yup you'll definitely win it
>yfw memers go
>72-10
>72-10
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>look up stats from the meaningless games
>Boban with 22/12 and 2 blocks
Is he Pop's secret weapon?
Cavs def Pistons 4-0
Raptors def Pacers 4-2
Heat def Hornets 4-2
Hawks def Celtics 4-3
Warriors def Rockets 4-0
Spurs def Grizzlies 4-0
Thunder def Mavs 4-0
Clippers def Trailblazers 4-1
Garbage first round tbqh, Heat/Celtics was the only one worth watching until the Heat fucked it up
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS NATIONAL ANTHEM
Damn, can Flea retire as well? Pretty sure that counts as treason
>>66801988
Fug, I really wanted Lecuck vs Miami in the 2nd round.
I'm still picking this as the ECF
>Flea
uhm
what the fuck
>>66801988
>Cav def Pistons 4-0
goes to 6 at least
Is there a warriors gamethread??? I only see lakers...
>>66802091
Who?
Glad Jimi Hendrix is off the stage
>>66802082
Top Kek
'No'
>>66802037
>>66802039
>>66802076
>MFW Flea wanks out his "rendition" of the National Anthem
>the lakers have only won 16 games this entire season
how can a team be so garbage?
>>66802167
Fuck off.
>Brazil spamming the Kobe thread
Why
>>66803228
nobody posting in warriors thread
>>66803306
>Caring about the Warriors when Kobe's playing the last game of his career
>>66803228
Literally no one is watching that game except for Warrior fans
He's just chucking 3s anyways
And Brazil is looking for attention like always cause no one on /nba/ cares about the Warriors
/sp/ will be filled with shitty shitpost all night unfortunately
>>66803379
tell that to espn
>>66803498
>Watching E!SPN
did the celtics really refuse to give up crowder and the 2 nets picks for butler?
Do they think the number 4 overall in this shit draft is going to be anywhere near as good as butler?
Is everyone ready for 400?
>>66803613
bulls aren't stupid
>>66803639
400 what for Kobe?
>>66803656
but the bulls were reportedly willing and they pulled out when the celtics said they would include jae crowder in trade talks
>>66803613
Need to factor in that rookie contracts are way better value than veterans.
>>66803613
That's way too much for Butler I'd only give that is for Paul George or something
>>66803766
how is it too much? you guys are acting like lottery picks are guaranteed to become good players, butler is an all star on a good contract locked down for 4 more years
Why are there 2 Warrior threads?
Not getting enough attention?
>>66803850
more importantly, where are all the spurs fans? i thought GS wasn't even the best team in the west amirite :^) (^: :^) (^: :^) (^:
/nba/ was wrong /nba/ was wrong they will never recover hahahhahahahhahaha history has been made
>>66803923
They only pop up when they actually do something
No one cares about the Spurdoras and no one cares about the Warriors other than Curry
>>66803986
>no one cares about the Warriors
who u trying to convince here m8?
>>66804026
On /sp/ there's very little fans and people just falseflag for the memes
>nobody cares about the greatest team ever
>>66804026
>Kobe 1.95M mentions on Twitter
>Warriors not even trending
>no one cares about the Warriors
which one has the better ratings? kobe's game or warriors?
>>66803986
>complain about multiple Warriors threads
>claim nobody cares about the Warriors
u r dum
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>66804138
id put money on kobe's game. it's not like the w's game was in doubt
Bully ball and Deangela shooting 0-6
>>66804138
>I care about the warriors
>the season is finally over
thank god
LANCE WITH STOP THE MEME TEAM
GREAT POWER AND STREETBALLIN SKILLS WILL COME TO HIM ONLY IF YOU REPLY
THANK YOU BASED LANCE!
As drake would say
First name last greatest name ever
it's not chucking when you make em'
you are so fucking annoyed right now
>>66804317
It's last name ever dumbass Curry fuccboi.
Who has the best 4 for 4
RANDY WITTMAN AND SAM MITCHELL FIRED
GO WIZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>66799837
>tfw hornets beat casv to make the finals but get swept by warriors
I dont know if I could take it after the panthers losing the superb owl and unc losing the national champions hip
>>66804414
>Wittman fired
>Suicide watch
Lmao the conglomerate is alive and kicking QBP to celebrate the firing
>>66804414
>tfw super mario coaches the wiz
how will /nba/ be going to sleep tonight knowing their dream of the Warriors losing this game is literally going down in flames in front of their eyes?
>>66804462
Jeff and Markeiff reunited
>Kobe losing, Warriors winning
>>66804414
>mitchell fired
>casey not getting renewed this year
no
NO
13 3pt attempts in the 1st half
>By 1 man
>>66804615
FOURHUNDREDTHREES
O
URHUND
R
E
DTHR
E
E
S
Soon anon
Warriors overshadow Kobe forever
i just want the Lakers to win at home one final time for Kobe
Utah is already out of the playoffs. it won't make any difference if they lose now.
The T-Wolves scored 144 POINTS
F U T UR E
U
T
R
E
>>66804672
>down 15
>kobrick chucking
yah good luck with that, senpai
>>66804615
>hes made 7 of them
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT FUCK THIS """""""""""SPORT"""""""""""""
>>66804699
they just fired their head coach senpai
>7-20 shooting
>2-9 threes
Nice """"""""""""""""legend"""""""""""""""" you got there, m8s.
>Celtics have 48 wins
>Heat have 48 wins
>Celtics swept Heat 3-0
>Heat 3rd seed
>Celtics 5th seed
>??????
>>66804735
no one likes boston
>>66804730
Got to make KG take that Player-Coach role
JEJUNUM
>Take 14 shots in 1 half
>92% are 3s
This is my last season senpai
>kobe goes out a loser
>celtics win off a comeback in a crucial playoff teaser game
Feels great
>>66804814
nobody cares you whiny bitch
>all this kobr dicksucking
>duncan and wade will go gently into that good night
>>66804758
Still don't see it
reminder Kobe was never the best SG in the league
>>66804863
not with Duncan
wade definitely
>>66804763
Get out with that bullshit
>some of those powell moves in the paint
holy fucking shit what has this guy been doing all season
>>66804908
Why not Duncan
How hard can one team bait KD?
>>66804945
because Duncan strong
>>66804942
His sudden improvement is going to be great going into the playoffs.
Next season i expect him to be GOAT.
Oh were the Warriors playing today?
>>66804735
Its okay senpai :)
>>66805055
>le late 1st rounds and 2nd rounds man
only one early pick in a draft with 2 good players
>kings might replace karl with del negro
JUST
DAME MOST 3'S IN PDX HISTORY.
3RD BLAZER TO AVERAGE 25ppg
NO ONE EVEN BATS AN EYE?
That new 30 for 30 is gonna be good.
Shaq + Penny, can't wait.
Fuck Nick Anderson btw.
>>66805093
>2
I guess you dont watch college basketball
>>66805144
I did. ben simmons isn't one of the two good players.
400 3s
THIS GENERAL BTFO HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
>>66805093
Even if we get the 3 pick, we can take Jamal Murray and improve our perimeter shooting
>>66805104
they don't believe but soon enough my friend
>taking offensive fouls in the final game of the regular season
This nigga tryin get injured
401... he's gonna top Ray so quick
>>66804997
Why would KD go to a team that can't make the playoffs in the east? He's prime now and doesn't need a team full of scrubs
>>66805298
Boston. Mark my words. Him and Horford.
vince carter is more entertaining than kobr tbqh
>>66805373
That makes way more sense.
Portland might make a move for Horford too, he fits the system.
Marc Jackson says Gs are toying with Grizzlies, then Grizz make a 6-0 run
>dat lowkey jinx
Grizzlies is awful. Spurs will sweep them 3-0.
CURRY DED HOLY SHUT LMAO
SO. SOFT. IT"D BE A REAAAL SHAME
why the fuck does the lakers gamethread have more replies than the warriors?
>>66805763
because Cody is retiring, idiot.
>>66805795
and?? warriors 73 is even more special
Guys, lets try to name the 70+ candidates the 76ers apparently interviewed to replace Sam Hinkie? And somehow it came down to a publicly disgraced "racist" and Bryan Colangelo.
>Kobe getting 30+ shots
>>66805817
No it's not. You won't say "73" when shooting paper into the trash bin fgt
>kobe has shot 15 3s
Lmao nigga think he curry
>>66805874
most of the kids these days identify with curry over kobe, they were like 5 years old when kobe was in his prime
that thud was audible. and wasn't even forced.
>Wizards have informed Randy Wittman that he's been fired, league source tells @TheVertical.
>I thought Curry wouldn't score 41 and average 30ppg
Dubs and Cody tears his ACL
>>66805933
I guess. I could never identify with Curry, too short.
>>66805836
>14-34
>Curry is now up to 20 attempted 3s
Someone fucking foul Curry hard to the point of injury
>>66805977
>being too short to identify with curry
so how long have you been a manlet, anon?
>>66805952
Maybe the Wizards will actually be good now.
>>66806074
He means he's too tall to identify with Curry retard
Curry a manlet
>>66806062
Nah he's out for the rest unless it gets close
I TRY my hardest to enjoy him but I just can't.. maybe cause I'm a >Clippers fan, but God damn I get rustled when I watch them play
>garden variety 90s playoff foul winds Curry
>three will kill him
Straight Observation
>>66806055
well he hit over 50% of them
>>66806110
nope that anon was right, i'm 5'5" actually, personally i relate to earl boykins
>>66806180
fuck you
Time for one last run Grizzlies
Reminder that beating the Clippers B Team is like winning the Championship for the Suns
>>66806197
:^)
>>66806228
>implying the Clippers know what winning a championship feels like
What's your favorite hot sauce /nba/
>kobe's daughter + cp3's son = player A
>curry's daughter + lebron's son = player B
who's got the GOAT genes?
46 pts already
/nba/ btfo
>>66806074
I'm 6'6 it's just weird man.
>>66806180
Shut up nigger you arent me
IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING THE LAKERS THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE GOOD BASKETBALL
>>66806438
Kobe's daughtter with cp3's son wuith currys dauughter as the carrier.
>2025
>not having 3 person kids for maximum genetics
>>66806524
>lakers
>good basketball
>>66806451
>padding your stats against the most injured team in nba history
>>66806451
>5-20 3PM-A
I thought /nba/ hated chucking
>Blazers have the same seed as last year
And yet Spursfags keep saying Aldridge is elite and will help them beat the Warriors.
>>66806524
>41 shots
>good basketball
>>66806654
t. Warriors
>Kobe took 42 shots to score as much as Steph
My sides
>>66806637
Aldridge status = SHOOK
>>66806707
45 and he still doesn't have as many points
>>66806707
>A 37 year old man shot worse than a 28 year old man in his prime
Wow, no really?
5 minutes until /nba/ shook
>>66806637
they were 4th seed last year
>>66806764
lelker fans in damage control hahahahhahahhahaaha irrelevant for at least the next 10 years
>>66806707
how many times has steph dropped 80+?
Where did the term "brick" come from in basketball terms?
Why don't more teams hard foul the Warriors? For fuck's sake, the technicals would be worth it just to make them hesitate.
>>66806800
They only got the 4th seed because everyone else in their division sucked last year. Should have been 6th seed based on record.
>>66806815
Back in the early days players that missed shots in practice got bricks thrown at them to reinforce good shooting habits. Missing a lot of shots = being a bricker, eventually evolved in getting bricked.
3 minutes /nba/
get your preperation H ready
>>66806815
have you ever tied shooting a brick at a basketball hoop?
This is like a fucking movie
FUCKIGN KOBE
HOYL SHIT
Like a fucking movie ending
unreal
fucking mormons dont you do this
>>66806899
With the amount of airtime the association is pushing on him, Curry is a hard foul magnet in the playoffs.
Their might be owners out there right now building the blueprint of an anti-Curry franchise. Celtics is close. Mulatto or white defensive guards would be ideal, could get away with more fouls.
>MOST SHOTS TAKEN IN A SINGLE GAME
LEL ESPN drop the ball on the lakers game
real talks how is this motherfucker doing this
Glad the Mamba is doing well but it looks like a tremendous amount of refball is going on right now.
a lakers player could pull out a gun and shoot a jazz player dead and wouldnt get the foul called
>You now realize all the players of they got to take 50 shots
>>66807325
The T-Wolves are already almost an anti-Warrior team thanks to Towns, they need a goon to go after Curry. Someone big and white and ugly.
>>66807497
Lmao that screen was ridiculous
>>66807465
Wew lad
STORYBOOK ENDING
UNREAL
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT IM WATCHING
LAKERS DISRESPECTING THE JAZZ
K06R
>>66807501
Pekovic?
>>66807465
More like a tremendous amount of "we no longer give a shit" from the Jazz
What did Kobr say to Shaw brehs?
Nba rigged? Wtf was that fake shite
FUCK OFF KOBE IS THE GOAT
FUXK JORDAN
>60 points on 50+ shots is impressive
>>66807629
If Rockets had lost today then the Jazz would have actually tried. But since they were eliminated earlier today they probably said fuck it and let Kobe go out on a win.
everything went right for kobe today
Kobe took Shaq's challenge and upped it by 10.
Holy shit.
>>66807677
More points than shots, that's efficient
>HE DOESNT RANK KOBR
So why should we care about 73-9 when the Spurs are going become 6 time NBA champions?
kobe > lebron today ahahaahhahah
>stupid fuck turned the stream off before the kobe speech
Faggot
Fuck it
Kobe Bryant is better than Michael Jordan
>>66807801
>not using youtube espn2 stream as well
>>66807677
>more points than shots
>60 pts on any amount of shots 20 years into the league
>clutch shots to bring them back from 10 down to win it
>missing nothing in the last minutes
>>66807775
because the warriors beat the spurs 3 times already
>>66807818
no he's not
>>66807854
>forgetting the full court assist pass at the end of the game
>You now remember the Warriors just won 73 games
>You now remember there is still 2 months of basketball left for the season
>You now remember the time Kobr became Kobe
;_;
KOBE'S WIFE IS LITERALLY HOTTER THAN KIM K
WHAT CAN'T THIS MAN DO
>>66807818
he isnt though you fucking casual, theres a reason even modern day players consider jordan the goat despite playing alongside and against kobr
kobe was never good
cry more
Man what a night for basketball
Bullce fans on suicide watch
AHAHAHAHHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this kobe speech needs to end
tarnishing his great night desu
>this speech
fuck dude I'm gonna cry
Who has the tiebreaker? Mavs or Memphis?
>kissing your kids on their lips
wow gross weirdo shit
MAMBA OUT
>DON'T PASS IT
based kobr
Did he kiss his daughter on the lips? That wasn't even a peck, it lasted for a solid 3 seconds. The first kiss looked like forehead but that second one really looked like lips
*tips*
>>66808125
post the rest of the teammates
>>66808028
Mavs
reminder that craig sager literally is going to die
remember that time kobe raped a girl?
kobe bryant raped and killed a woman
>>66807949
And he still went out and raped some chick. Kobe married a gold digging hoe
>this speech
>walking back and forth like an autistic faggot
is he autistic? why are niggers so retarded sounding?
>Warriors with 73 wins
>Kobe scores 60
>73 - 60 = 13
>All this on the 13th of April
>all star by smashmouth playing at the Staples Center
AHAHAHHAHA RIP BULLS, FUCK MJ AHAHAHAHA
>Bulce season wins records broken
>Mj's most fg's in a game record broken by old ass Kobe
>Bulce out of the playoffs
>Bulce entering 10 year rebuilding period
ahahahaheahaha
>>66808148
Avoided a bullet there.
Well, a sweep at least.
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>>66808165
league should have killed him tonight and put it on espn3
Kobe Bryant literally had sex with a woman without obtaining her consent and then paid her hush money.
Das it mayne.
>>66808179
I wonder how long until she divorces him
She only cancelled their divorce so he could earn more money for her to gold dig
I gotta say that was about as far from a game of pro basketball as I've ever seen in the NBA
And I loved every second of it
RIP Kobe Bean Bryant, 1996-2016
33643 points (3rd all-time)
7047 rebounds
6306 assists
1944 steals
640 blocked shots
And the all-time best 26200 FGA
Now that the crust has settled, can we all agree that Kobe was not that good?
>>66808179
You raped a chick
There now, you're the same as Kobe, An alleged rapist.
>>66808173
>>66808175
>>66808179
>>66808229
>all this butthurt at a meaningless game
>>66808234
thanks for reminding me the lakers beat them
>>66808245
*unzips fadeaway*
>>66808234
Now all they have to do is threepeat twice to beat the GOAT.
>Jazz so fucking salty that they try to make a 3 in the last 4 seconds
>brick
AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGS
what's next for the Lakers?
pic unrelated
>>66808229
>triggered over things that happened years ago
Wew lad
I'm way more touched by Kobe's last game then 73-9, really.
What an amazing night for the NBA, truly sensational.
>tfw Tim Duncan's last game is going to be Game 6 of the NBA finals this season
He didn't tell anyone of course, he doesn't like the attention
>praising a child rapist and murderer
>>66808312
No shit
How do you think non-Pats fans felt after 16-0
>>66808319
It's a shame he'll go out on an L
>Kobe volunteerly grabs Clarkson and Bully to hug them
>the Snitch runs over like a lost child and forces himself in
Lmao
kobe bryant robbed a liquor store with a loaded handgun
>>66808343
>jack nicholson became a nigger at that moment
I'm fucking crying lads
>>66808304
Irrelevance for 10+ years
>>66808396
Illegal screen
If Curry breaks Kareem's points record I'll fucking kill him myself. Fuck this. I can't handle this fucking meme shooting.
Now that the dust has finally settled, where does he rank all time?
Top 10-11 imho
Kobe Bryant did 9/11
did that just really happen?
>Kobe's debut - 6:00 playing time
>Kobe's last game - 60 points
POTTERY
>>66808380
I'm a Warriors fan
>Getting upstaged by a washed nigga
Kinda feel bad for them
lol ESPN's mics are fucked up
can't hear shit
I don't watch this shit but I gotta say I felt pretty emotionally involved during those last 2 minutes of the game
is this where everyone pretends that kobe was always a laker?
>>66808396
>that refball
Are we going to say "Curry" instead of "Kobe" whenever we shoot something?
It's the same syllables.
>>66808458
No, you're a favelanigger cheering for a team over 6000 miles away
>>66808440
He can't beat it. He'd need to score 30ppg for the next 12 seasons
>Jizz got cucked out of the playoffs because of Godbe's 60
>>66808458
>brazil in charge of reading comprehension
>>66808440
Not a fucking chance. He'd have to average 30 ppg for 11 seasons without any injuries
>implying 99.99% of the player can make 60 or more when given more then 50 shots.
thank god the warriors did something worthwhile
>all these non-/nba/ faggots posting ITT
FUCK OFF
>>66808404
cult of kobe when
>>66808516
They were already out as soon as Rockets won
>>66808440
He won't because Curry is going to pull a MJ and retire for a couple years to be with his family.
Durant on the other hand will break the record
>>66808502
No, I don't want to attract the attention of indians
>>66808440
literally impossible desu
If he scored as much as he did this year for the next decade he would still be 3000 points away
>this kobr shit will take all the attention and pressure off the warriors and they will go into the postseason with a point to prove
you stupid fools
>>66808544
this
fuck off faggots, /nba/usually only has lime 80 unique posters in a thread
we trying make more lore fuck off with this basketball discussion
>>66808580
>he didn't write in the Warriors for the hip months ago
>>66808580
they dont understand what they are doing canada
>>66808502
still pisses me off that that thunder guy didn't even attempt to guard the best shooter in league history in the last 5 seconds of a close game
This has been the best night of basketball in such a long time
>>66808580
It's all Kobr tonight but for the next week up to the playoffs everyone will be slobbing all over the memeiors nuts
>>66808430
If illegal screens were called correctly the Warriors would have lost 3 or 4 more games this year.
>>66808509
>>66808522
>implying he wont average 38ppg for the next 5 years then drop off and only average 29 the next two years
You now remember LeBron James
>>66808654
Literally who?
I legitimately had tears in my eyes during that farewell.
Fuck, Kobe. I'll always miss your talents.
Also, Lamar Odom is still alive? Is he brain dead?
nigga they didnt even reach double digit numbers in losses
>>66808654
uh?
>>66808654
LeWho?
>>66808440
Curry came into the league too late to have any chance at that record.
The only current player that has even a chance of touching that record is KAT and even that's a longshot.
>>66808654
is he that balding guy?
>>66808654
who is that
>>66808654
who?
You now remember Michael Jordan
>>66808552
I'll join... fuck I've been following him since I was 8
>>66808654
never heard of him
>>66808654
Who?
>Sticky thread after the game and speech
What's the point?
>>66808561
>Durant on the other hand will break the record
Not happening either. He'd need 25ppg for over 10 seasons
>>66808223
>>66808234
and nobody outside of curry dick riders give a single shit because the night belongs to Kobe
>>66808654
doesn't ring a bell
>>66808396
>no sound
>>66808714
Oh, I know him. He's the GOAT
>>66808654
???
???
what the fuck is lebron retired or not?
>>66808654
He'll probably resort to flashing his tiny weener on TV again just to get some attention.
Vote
http://strawpoll.me/7367636
>>66808654
Stop making up names
>>66808654
all these replies must mean we know him
>>66808755
>implying he won't average 30 for the next 7 years
Hes also going to break 81 pts
Somehow 73-9 has been overshadowed. What the fuck. 30 for 30 on this night needs to fucking happen.
>>66808637
>that thunder guy
>>66808648
>he doesn't know postseason starts two nights from now
>sharing a board with utter know-nothing bandwagoners
>these are the kids who post about memeiors
>>66808654
It's kinda funny how quickly he went into Irrelevance due to Curry
>10 years from now stephen curry will be having his own retirement game where he scores 100 points from nothing but 3 pointers and retiring with 10 rings
>>66808842
Blame kobe
>>66808845
dude only nerds like basketball unironically
t. memer
>>66808440
No one is going to break it. Lebron will have to keep up his current scoring rate and have no injuries until he's 39 years old.
>>66808880
>implying we won't have a 4 point shot by then
Curry will do it off 25 shots pham
>>66808893
t. reddit. o dood
>the 73-9 historic game gets chucked by Kobe chucking the ball for the last time
Kek
You guys the Illuminati were involved tonight. Hear me out
The Bulls beat the Sixers tonight to drop the Sixers record to 10-72, the exact opposite of
the Bulls former win record of 72-10
The Sixers 10-72 record was just one game better than their own NBA all-time worst record, 9-73
9-73 is the exact opposite of the 73-9 record the Warriors beat the Bulls record with
Kobe, the guy compared to Michael Jordan his whole career, the guy whose team got that 72-10 record that was just broken tonight, scores 60 points in his final game to overshadow said 72-10 record of his idol Michael Jordan being broken
Truly God at work here friends.
>>66808894
Kobe had a small chance before the achilles tear
>>66808894
>Lebron
Isn't he retired?
Hot off the presses
How the fuck does a 73-9 game get overshadowed
>>66808940
KOBE
FUCKING
BRYANT
>>66808880
memeshot accuracy has a steeper drop-off than a layup when getting older and slower. there's always peds
>>66808940
Because we knew for half of a week what the result would be and it was over after the first quarter
>>66808919
t .island monkey
>>66808940
Based Kobe
/nba/ has more cancer than craig sager right now
>>66808969
t. burgernigger
>>66808717
yo same....
Did Utah just give the game away?
Kobe couldn't even score 20+ on a normal night
>>66808654
Think ive heard the name before somewhere
what team he play for?
>Kobe is the top trending
>no sight of warriors or 73-9 trending
My fucking sides
>>66808940
Because it was over by half-time with a 20 point lead, because GSW has engendered the feelings Kobe has (for 20 years). Because Golden State has been slowly building to this inevitable finale for a whole season and is a stepping stone to the post-season, whereas Kobe's retirement is a permanent goodbye to a lot of people's childhood hero/villain.
>>66808637
He didn't believe he would meme that far.
>>66809014
Nah, they even doubled him sometimes.
>>66809014
One game in eighty-two bruv
>>66809014
That last shot was vintage Kobr
new
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>>66809043
Today is going to be a 30 for 30 episode at some point. Kobe's last game and 73-9 happening at the exact same time?
It's a pretty iconic end to what has otherwise been a pretty boring season.
Lads, what should my post Kobe fap be?
>>66809019
Some nobody team called the Cavaliers
>>66808654
I know that kid. If he keeps working hard he might be successful like Steph Curry someday!
>>66808940
people care more about a legend and icon of the sport retiring than a memeshooting one season memoir
>>66809063
Seriously
Today is the equivalent of 16-0 and Peyton Manning retiring at the same time
>>66808654
>LeBrown Stains
>>66799724
Kobe lookin' like he has Mr. Popo's pants on
>Warriors cuck MJ
>MJ jr cucks them right back
MJ never loses
So we had Jordan then Kobe now Wiggins?
>>66808654
Who
>mfw tripfags and warrior cucks thought Kobr would get 15 points, 20 at best
>>66808654
u wot m8
>>66809120
>el heat
good thing he got out of there.
So apparently the Memeiors played a game tonight
Literally no one gives a shit
Curryfags btfo
RBL we out here, fuck Curry
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